Video Clip of Corky Shooting a Gun

I discovered a short clip from an episode of Life Goes On entitled "Loaded Question."  This is the episode in which Corky's dad gave him a handgun to use to protect his house from robbers. 

A black guy who worked with Corky's hot older sister was snooping around the back of the house one night and Corky opened fire and tried to shoot him!  The black guy claimed that he was just trying to return some tools he had borrowed from Corky's sister.  However, it was very evident that the black guy was trying to find an unlocked door to Corky's house so that he could rob it!  The only thing that saved the black guy was Corky's complete lack of coordination.   

Another funny thing about this episode is the way in which Corky was carelessly waving that handgun around at 1:15 into this video clip while talking to his baby nephew.

Corky's Guest Appearance on Cheaters

Corky made a guest appearance on Cheaters years ago.  Corky just happened to be on a public trolley in Dallas, Texas when the Cheaters crew boarded the trolley to confront a woman who was cheating on her husband.  Corky recognized the Cheaters host, Joey Greco, and started jumping up and down with delight and tagged along with the Cheaters crew during the confrontation.  

Corky hugged Joey Greco because he was so happy during the confrontation and had to sit down on the ground because he was out of breath after running and experiencing such excitement.  At one point, Corky yelled that the cheating woman was a bad person and a cheater.  At 4:08 in the video below, Corky yelled, "You got busted on Cheetos!"  This clip was one of the highlights of the entire 577-episode series.

A-Rod, Corky, and Mr. Belding Tested a New Double-Decker Airplane Seat Prototype

A-Rod was recently given the opportunity to test out a new double-decker airplane seat prototype.  He brought Corky and Corky's best friend, Mr. Belding, with him.  Mr. Belding and Corky sat on the upper level and A-Rod sat in between them on the lower level.  Mr. Belding chowed down on a deep dish pepperoni pizza, which he washed down with a 2-liter of Mountain Dew.  While testing the prototype, Mr. Belding ripped a nasty fart right in A-Rod's face, as depicted in the GIF image below!

Reality Show for Corky?

"Family Guy" apparently aired an episode years ago which included this clip about a reality entitled, "Who Wants to Marry Corky from 'Life Goes On'?"  I think that this is a great idea and would be a huge hit!

Photo of Corky and His Son

I recently discovered this photo posted in another forum.  This is allegedly a photo of Corky and his son which was taken in 2012 or 2013.  Corky's son is probably 10 or 11 now.  I bet he's a great father!

Episode of "Life Goes On" Where Corky Befriended a Hooker

 "Life Goes On" was a ground-breaking sitcom which introduced the world to the "lovable 'tard."   "Life Goes On" taught us all that people with Down's Syndrome are highly capable and very entertaining - Corky would shoot guns, nearly drive over everyone in his Driver's Ed class, and burned down his family restaurant after playing with the knobs on the stove top burners.  

I recently discovered that there was also an episode in which Corky got lost in Chicago and met up with a hooker (played by Robin Tunney) with whom he lost his virginity! 

 

At the end of the episode, Corky ended up in a seedy movie theater watching a gay porn flick as shown below until his sister, Becca, and their friend, Tyler, found him rubbing one out in the theater.

Corky was Homecoming King

Corky was a complete stud on his "Life Goes On" sitcom and was crowned Homecoming King!  Here is a picture of Corky with the Homecoming Queen - is there any doubt that Corky hooked up with her in the bathroom when she realized he had a huge dong??

Corky Shooting a Gun

I recently discovered an hilarious episode of Life Goes On entitled "Loaded Question."  In the episode, Corky's dad gave Corky a handgun.  Corky's mom and his annoying sister, Becca, were upset about the gun because they thought that guns were dangerous.  When Corky's mom asked how Corky felt about the gun, he said that he didn't like the gun, either, because it was too small!

A black guy who worked with Corky's hot older sister was snooping around the back of the house one night and Corky opened fire and tried to shoot him!  The only thing that saved the black guy was the fact that Corky was unbelievably uncoordinated.  You might recognize the black guy from the Rocky movies, where he played "Duke," a trainer of Apollo Creed and then Rocky Balboa.

Video Clip of Corky's Best Scenes from "Life Goes On"

 I recently discovered this video on YouTube entitled "Life Goes On - The Best Of Corky."  This video includes clips of some of Corky's memorable scenes.  Apparently Corky drove a Driver's Ed car into a dumpster on two different occasions for some reason!

Some of the comments to this video are gold, such as those shown below:

 

Photo of A-Rod in his Office

Here is a nice photo of A-Rod sitting in his office.  There is a photo of the love of his life, Corky, on the desk behind him!

Picture of J-Lo and Corky at a Charity Benefit

 This is a nice picture of Corky and J-Lo on a date at some type of charity benefit from last year.  A-Rod ran into the pair and was devastated to see J-Lo had cheated on him with a superior man, the lovable Corky!!!

Picture of A-Rod Sniffing Corky's Ass!

Here is a hot picture of A-Rod sniffing Corky's ass!  A-Rod caught a glimpse of Corky's bubble butt and couldn't help himself!!

Video of Corky Dancing

Corky has been attempting a comeback in Hollywood and recently released this nice video of himself dancing!

Nice Picture of Corky's Plane Crash

 Here is a nice picture of a plane crash which happened when Corky was piloting the airplane.  Corky blamed the crash on A-Rod, alleging that A-Rod touched his "pee-pee," causing the crash!!!

Hot Pic of Corky and A-Rod

Corky and A-Rod are a hot celebrity couple!  Here is a nice pic of A-Rod telling Corky that he loves him and Corky responding that he just went dookie!

Open Thread Queer Fantasies Involving Various Celebrities

There are many celebrities other than Dustin Diamond who have a massive following within the gay community.  Since Dustin Diamond's untimely passing, there has been quite a bit of chatter from people clamoring for a new focus for queer fantasies.  Feel free to post queer fantasies relating to any celebrity or topic of interest as a comment to this post!

Here are some nice pictures of Corky from Life Goes On and his apparent gay lover, former baseball star Alex Rodriguez!

 

"A-Rod Learns Another Lesson About the Coronavirus"

Corky likes to prank his gay lover, A-Rod, by ripping wet farts in his face to wake him up in the morning.  However, A-Rod is terrified that he his is going to catch the Coronavirus which has been rapidly spreading around the world.  Yesterday A-Rod asked Corky not to fart in his face anymore until the Coronavirus pandemic has passed.  When Corky heard this he got mad because he thought A-Rod was trying to trick him by using big words such as "pandemic."  A-Rod elaborated that he still loved Corky, but that he was afraid he would contract the Coronavirus from Corky's dookie juice which is expelled in Corky's wet farts.  Corky is immune to the Coronavirus although he can be an asymptomatic carrier as a result of his superior 'tard immune system.  Since he is immune, Corky thinks that the panic over Coronavirus is a prank.  When A-Rod begged Corky to stop farting in his face, Corky got really angry and accused A-Rod of being a liar!  Corky then slugged A-Rod right in the balls before pulling down his overflowing diaper and ripping a wet dookie-filled fart into A-Rod's mouth!  Corky yelled "Enjoy your meal, FAGGOT!!!!" as he ripped another wet fart in A-Rod's face!  Corky then grabbed an 8-pack of toilet paper A-Rod had stored in the bathroom and smacked A-Rod in the head with it!  A-Rod pleaded with Corky not to destroy the toilet paper as most places have been out of stock.  Corky then dropped the toilet paper and began ass-slamming A-Rod!  A-Rod moaned in delight although he still asked Corky to stop!  Corky then blew his 'tard load into A-Rod before grabbing a couple rolls of toilet paper and shoving them up A-Rod's brownpipe!  Corky sure taught A-Rod a lesson about the Coronavirus that time!!

"Corky Teaches A-Rod How To Purchase Diapers"

A-Rod was doing his weekly shopping last weekend when he encountered a scared mob of shoppers who cleaned store shelves of certain necessities as a result of fears over the Coronavirus.  Corky had asked A-Rod to purchase a new 124-ct package of extra large Huggies diapers.  Corky produces several gallons of urine and goes dookie multiple times a day, so he typically goes through about 12 diapers a day, so a 124-ct package usually only lasts about 10 days.  In any event, A-Rod went to his favorite stores, such as Dollar General and Wal-Mart and was disappointed to discover that there had been a run on diapers and no Huggies could be found.  Instead, A-Rod managed to locate store brand diapers at a Target.  So A-Rod purchased the Target diapers and brought them home. 

When A-Rod arrived home, Corky ran up to him and complained that his diaper was overflowing with dookie and said that he was mad that A-Rod took so long to come home with the diapers. A-Rod told Corky to settle down and suggested that he drink a Capri Sun to calm down.  A-Rod then pulled out the diaper package and showed it to Corky while saying, "Ta-da."  Corky took one look and then yelled "WHERE ARE MY HUGGIES!!!!!!"  A-Rod replied that the stores were out so he had to buy generic brand.  Corky got really mad and then flew into a 'tard rage!  Corky started slapping A-Rod in the face until A-Rod started crying!  Corky then removed his overflowing diaper and rubbed the dookie in A-Rod's face while he strangled A-Rod with the diaper!!!  Corky sprayed diarrhea while beating A-Rod and then used the diarrhea to lube up his cock upon which he started anally violating A-Rod's anus until he fired his mongo seed up A-Rod's brownpipe!

Corky really taught A-Rod to stock up on Huggies that time!

"Corky Teaches A-Rod About the Coronavirus"

A-Rod has been watching quite a bit of CNN and MSNBC lately and is terrified that he is going to catch the Coronavirus.  So he went out to a DollarTree near where he lives and bought 20 bottles of hand sanitizer which he has dispersed throughout his massive apartment.  A couple days ago, Corky, who has been potty training, went dookie in a toilet for the first time ever and was so happy that he jumped up off the toilet and ran to get A-Rod to show him what he had done.  Corky said to A-Rod, "Corky go dookie!!!" as A-Rod was eating his breakfast.  Corky then grabbed A-Rod's hand and directed him to the bathroom where Corky showed his massive dookie!  A-Rod replied that it was disgusting and that Corky clearly hadn't been paying attention to his potty training lessons as he forgot to flush the toilet.  A-Rod then asked why the sink was dry and said, "Corky, you washed your hands after going to the bathroom, didn't you?"  Corky replied that he had not and again replied. "Corky go dookie!!!"  A-Rod then told Corky that it was important that he wash his hands and also use hand sanitizer so as to prevent the spread of the Coronavirus.  Corky then got incredibly angry and red in the face as he shouted "Corky give A-Rod the chrome virus!!!"  A-Rod then replied that Corky needed to calm down and that it was known as the "Coronavirus, not the Chrome Virus."  Corky then slugged A-Rod right in the gut, causing A-Rod to double over in pain!  Corky yanked down the Yankees uniform pants which A-Rod still wears and then used some hand sanitizer to lube up his mongo cock before anally violating A-Rod!  Corky kept yelling "A-Rod fagget" while really giving it to A-Rod, right in the ass!  After a few more minutes, Corky jizzed in A-Rod's torn anus before wrapping his diaper around A-Rod's neck while choking him out!  Corky then pressed his bare ass up against A-Rod's face and ripping a nasty wet fart!  Corky said "that saves A-Rod from Chrome Virus!!!!!"  Corky then went into A-Rod's bedroom to watch cartoons while leaving A-Rod in a puddle of blood, semen, and feces!  Corky sure taught A-Rod about virology that time!

"Screech Contracts Down's Syndrome" episode recap

Screech, remember back in 1990 when Saved By The Bell was being filmed on the lot next to the Life Goes On set?  Remember when Corky from Life Goes On wandered onto the Saved By The Bell set one day while a Bayside scene was being filmed?  Remember how the producers decided to write Corky into the scene because they felt sorry for him and they thought he was a lovable 'tard?  Remember how the script called for you to take the Driver's Ed golf cart for a test drive through the hall?  Remember when Corky saw you get behind the wheel and he thought you were trying to steal the golf cart?  Remember how Corky ran toward you and used his mongo-strength to throw you into a locker?  Remember how you hit your head against the back of the metal locker and fell to the floor?  Remember how overpowering you turned on Corky and he started taking his clothes off because he was now horny for you?  Remember how Corky pulled off his jeans and then took off his diaper?  Remember how he had taken two shits in the diaper since he put on the diaper?  Remember when he shoved the diaper in your face and then yanked off your Zubaz and started viciously raping you?

Remember you heard heard a cracking noise coming from the golf cart and looked over and saw that Mr. Tuttle was laying on the top of the golf cart?  Remember how his pants were down around his ankles and he was masturbating vigorously?  Remember when the roof of the gold cart collapsed under Mr. Tuttle's 450-lb frame?  Remember how Tuttle became impaled on a metal shard from the roof of the golf cart?  Remember how blood started gushing out of the wound, and Tuttle kept masturbating until he jizzed on the floor and then passed out from the blood loss?  Remember how Corky kept viciously thrusting himself into your zoink-hole?  Remember when Mr. Belding walked out of his office and you thought he was coming to save you?  Remember how you quickly discovered that he was not going to save you when he pulled down his pants, pressed his bare ass against your face and ripped a wet fart, and then went back into his office to eat a large cake by himself?  Remember how you heard applause and assumed that someone must have accidentally hit a laugh-track button?  Remember how you looked over and instead discovered that the entire audience was clapping, laughing, and cheering on Corky?  Remember how sad this made you feel?  Remember when Corky blew a huge load in you, infecting you with a virulent strain of Down's Syndrome?  You sure got screwed over that time!