Corky was a complete stud on his "Life Goes On" sitcom and was crowned Homecoming King! Here is a picture of Corky with the Homecoming Queen - is there any doubt that Corky hooked up with her in the bathroom when she realized he had a huge dong??
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It would have been funnier if they told Corky that he won and then put one of those paper Burger King crowns on his head.
I heard that Corky did not hook up with the Homecoming Queen. I know a guy who lived in Glenbrook, Illinois, a few blocks away from Corky’s house. This guy attended the same prom as Corky. Anyhow, this guy told me that he went into the men’s room during the dance to take a piss and saw that Screech from Saved by the Bell was loitering in the bathroom pretending to be an unpaid bathroom attendant while meeting at anyone at a urinal. So Corky walked in and then Screech grabbed him by the hand and led him into a stall. He then heard a pair of pants being unzipped and also heard what sounded like a diaper filled with doodoo hitting the floor. He then heard some loud buttslamming as Corky really pounded away at Screech’s anus for with his enormous ‘tard cock! This guy told me he got freaked out and then left the men’s room and peed in a potted plant in the hallway outside.
Corky is so short! It be so weird for A-Rod to be overpowered by someone a foot shorter than him. But Corky is a as strong as an ox and uses that ‘tard strength to slap A-Rod around and get him to service his penis and ass needs.
Hi, I am the lady in the photo with Corky. On the night this photo was taken, I did a slow dance with Corky and felt his monster cock against my leg! I have to admit that I was impressed and a bit turned on. But nothing came of it when he ran into Screech in the boy’s bathroom. I’m not sure exactly what happened, but he disappeared into the bathroom for half and hour. I heard there there was a flurry of loud wall-rattling farts followed by the sound of rough butt-slamming. Corky eventually walked out of the bathroom and started drinking some juice. A guy I know went into the bathroom 15 minutes later and said that the entire bathroom reeked of the smell of anus and that Screech was limping around and his Jewish Afro was coated in a thick layer of semen. What was that all about?
I want to eat doodoo out of Corky’s diaper while he pounds away at my anus. Corky is such a hot stud. A-Rod does not realize how lucky he is!!!!!!!!!!
Screech is a damn disgrace. Why the hell was he lurking about in a bathroom at a prom for a school he didn’t go to? Instead of Corky getting a piece of prom Queen he instead wound up buttslamming Screech? Screech totally confused lovable Corky and made him think having gay sex in a bathroom stall was normal and better then banging the prom Queen. Screech should have gone to prison for this!
I am Corky's sister, Becca. Corky loved the Homecoming Queen, Emily. Sometimes when I would get up in the middle of the night to use the bathroom I would walk past Corky's bedroom and hear him muttering in his sleep about Emily. Usually he would wake up the night day and realize that he had taken a huge dump in his bed. One time he forgot to put on a diaper after showering and fell asleep and was muttering in his sleep about Emily while dreaming. When he woke up the next day, he discovered that he had gone diarrhea all over his sheets. He quickly got up and threw them into the hamper thinking that nobody would notice although the stench was horrendous and we all knew what Corky had done. Our mom washed the sheets and opened the windows to air out the house while Corky was at school that day.
Becca, it must have been so fun living with Corky and all his wild antics. I only recently realized he is 5’4” tall! I’m sure you’ve seen his dong. Is it as massive as reported? Are you still in touch with Corky? I’ve seen thousands of stories about he and his lover A Rod but none about you or your family still being in his life? I’m thinking with Corky being so short he would be the perfect fit to play Tom Cruise’s characters. I foresee Corky in the next Mission Impossible, as well as the next Top Gun. Becca, how often did Corky shit in the sink, and do you think that should be a signature move of his in the Mission Impossible movies?
Becca, please stop lying about Corky. Everyone knows you were jealous of all the of all the attention Corky got and tried to sully his good name by shitting in the sink, and in his bed, in order to try and get him in trouble. You also rigged the drivers Ed car so it would malfunction and crash. Poor Corky. This is further shown by you trying to cut him out of the reboot of Life Goes On. You were so jealous of Corky you even told him that someone was going to try and break into the house and he’d better shoot them, then told that guy to go around back and make noise. How horrible! Thankfully Corky has grown up to be a lovable ‘tard that dates a former MLB all star, while hanging out with his best friend in the universe. I bet your life consists of eating pudding, watching The View, and being jealous of Corky!
Mr. Fart Blaster, that was an awful thing to write- I have never seen Corky’s penis and have no idea how big it is. However, I did fat a couple of his ‘tard friends and have to admit that they were definitely packin’ down there! So perhaps all ‘tards have huge penises?
I live in California now and Corky is in Florida with Alex Rodriguez and Mr. Belding. I see Corky at least once a year, usually at Christmas or Thanksgiving. One time I was at his home for Thanksgiving when he was dating Screech. Corky and his best friend, Mr. Belding, pranked Screech by cooking Screech’s dog instead of a turkey! It was pretty funny when it came out of the oven, but Screech sure wasn’t laughing too hard about that one!!
Corky Fanatic, I am glad that you like my brother and enjoy his antics. However, it is absurd to blame me for Corky crashing that car. I thought it was crazy that Corky was even permitted to take Driver’s Ed - he lacked the ability to hold in his doodoo and had to wear a diaper, so why would anyone think it would be a good idea for him to get behind the wheel of a car?? Corky wanted to be a policeman, so dad gave him that gun and Corky certainly used it to protect the neighborhood! However, our parents were afraid that the black burglar would sue so we pulled the “‘Tard Card” and pretended that Corky stole the gun from dad’s closet.
Corky was a true ladies man in high school and was always dating pretty girls until the Homecoming dance where he met Screech for the first time and was tricked into turning gay. I’m glad he’s with Alex Rodriguez now as Alex treats he and Mr. Belding like kings.
Did Screech turn lovable Corky gay? That must have been so confusing for Corky. One second he’s with the prom Queen. The next he’s ripping ass in the face of a poofy headed, Zubaz wearing, weirdo. Then Screech tricked Corky into buttslamming him! I can’t believe no one in authority discovered Screech lurking in the bathrooms and tossed his deranged ass out on the streets. I wonder if the evil twins were in cahoots with Screech as they soon after scooped Corky up and began plying him with drugs and hookers (make and female) in order to get him to your as the face of their deranged band! If Screech were still alive I’d drop a deuce in his mouth, then drop an elbow on his bird chest.
Corky is really short, has an IQ of maybe 60, and still wears a diaper. However, he is living a rock star life, has had sec with many hot tall girls, and has dated famous actor, Screech, and now baseball great, A-Rod. He has lived a storybook life and now has his penis and ass needs fulfilled by A-Rod. He also gets to spend most of his free time with his best friend in the entire world, Mr. Belding. Corky should run for president!
I hate Screech for tricking Corky into being gay. I heard that in the early 90’s Corky was dating a litany of Sports Illustrated swimsuit models! If I had a time machine I’d go back to that prom and toss Screech in a dumpster. If I did that Corky would likely have married that Prom Queen and today would have a six pack of little Corky’s running around! I’d like to think they would all be living in A Rod’s mansion with Mr. Belding, but instead of Corky dating A Rod it would be Mr. Belding.
Corky banged both Screech and the Prom Queen. I was there. Corky then went home and was so excited he shit in the kitchen sink. He then woke up his parents and while he wiped his ass on their bedsheets he told them all about his first sexual experiences. His parents were understandably upset at him having sexual relations with Screech in the mens bathroom, but felt better when Corky informed them he’d then had sex with the Prom Queen. Corky then grunted a few times and went to bed.
I just saw an episode of Life Goes On where Corky’s High School played Bayside High. Corky was in the marching band, and he was so terrible at playing an instrument they gave him a piece of corn on the cob to “play”. Corky would march around with his corn on the cob and pretend it was a harmonica of sorts, and every now and then would take a bite from it! Anyway, while watching the episode I noticed Screech and Mr. Belding together near the bathrooms. During the game Corky sat in the stands eating his “instrument” and all of a sudden out of the corner of my eye I caught Mr. B belt Screech in the face, then rip off his Zubaz pants and start really pounding away at his anus. Then the camera focused in on Corky who had corn kernels all over his face, then back to the game to show AC Slater run for a touchdown then do a little dance. When halftime came it was funny as Corky had to tell the teacher he couldn’t play as he’d once again eaten his instrument. This brought about a ton of canned laughter, and the teacher told him it was ok as he’d brought a back up for Corky and gave him a new piece of corn on the cob. Corky was so excited you could audibly hear him go dookie in his diaper. As the band went onto the field I noticed Screech and Mr. B standing on the track, and Screech was coated in diarrhea and his Jew fro had chunks missing! What a weird crossover episode!
I grew up in Glenbrook, IL and went to high school with Corky. During sophomore year, we had to go swimming for gym class. The girls wore one-piece swimsuits and the boys wore Speedos. Every girl in the school thought that Corky was a weirdo retard when we were freshman and none of us understood why he wasn't in an institution. However, when the girls saw Corky walk out in his Speedos, we all changed our opinions. Corky had a ridiculously huge cock! All of the girls and some gay guys would stare at his crotch when he wore those Speedos! Corky couldn't swim at all and occasionally took dumps in the pool, yet all of the girls wanted to be his swimming partner so that they could "accidentally" brush past his giant cock!
Corky Fanatic, I always enjoyed the episodes where you could hear Corky filling his diaper with dookie, even when being filmed from a distance of 50 feet! It was so nice of the high school band to trick him into thinking he was playing an instrument so that he didn’t ruin their sound and I’m sure he had a great time thinking he was playing. It was also great when Mr. B would belt Screech and then pound away at his anus - the punch was probably foreplay for those passionate gay lovers.
My cock is firmly in hand now as we speak.
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