Sunday, May 28, 2023

Photo of Corky and His Son

I recently discovered this photo posted in another forum.  This is allegedly a photo of Corky and his son which was taken in 2012 or 2013.  Corky's son is probably 10 or 11 now.  I bet he's a great father!



30 comments:

Rat Fart said...

Corky’s son is adorable. I wonder why he’s not living with Corky, A Rod, and Mr. Belding?

Larry Dong said...

Corky’s son looks just like his famous dad. I’m sure Corky will get him involved in Special Olympics and when he’s older, he’ll teach his son how to use his massive ‘tard dong to get a comfortable lofe paid for by a rich retiree athlete. Maybe his son will also become an A-list actor like Corky??

John Butthole said...

One of A-Rod’s former teammates really threw him under the bus recently. His former teammate from high school and the Yankees essentially said that A-Rod is very selfish and will die as a lonely man. No wonder A-Rod tries to find love in the arms of Corky! https://www.si.com/.amp/extra-mustard/2023/05/29/alex-rodriguez-former-teammate-yankees-legend-die-a-lonely-man-doug-mientkiewicz

Barf said...

A Rod is despised just like Screech was. The only difference is A Rod made a ton of money and seems to have held on to most of it, while Screech had some stolen by his parents, then frittered the rest away. I get the feeling Screech is a hero of A Rod’s as he desires to imitate his life servicing obese truckers in random bathrooms.

John Butthole said...

Doug Mientkiewicz comes across as kind of a douche in that article. However, it is telling how so many people have negative opinions on A-Rod

Pete Rose said...

A-Rod sucks! I’m the Hit King and in my day, top players used their fame to get hot women, not large-donged ‘tards.

Amy said...

U guyz are all weird. Get a life.

Corky Fan said...

Amy, why are you so mean to Corky? Everyone loves him.

Robbie Benson said...

Yeah, I love him alright.. To stovepipe his 'tard ass and then shit into his mouth. :)

Ronnie Rimjob said...

Amy, this board is for men only, and queer men get priority. You’ve committed a hate crime by posting hurtful comments on this fine and reputable board. While my lover Paco ate a turd from my ass I noticed the authorities of your post and 98 percent of the FBI is now focused on tracking you down and throwing you into a gulag for your crimes.

Robbie, I have reported you for hurtful comments regarding lovable ‘tard Corky. He’s a national treasure. Expect a knock at your door.

The Spankmeister said...

Amy, please do not post here. Many of the regulars come here to find gay fantasies to read while pleasuring themselves. My pants are down around my ankles and I was rubbing one out until I saw your unpleasant message. Leave!

Rodney King said...

Why can't we all just get along??..

Hippie Dave said...

It's all about the music, maaan... (and corky's hot ass..)

Smiddy said...

Does anyone else here have the DVD version of “Dustin Diamond Teaches Chess”? I recently discovered an Easter Egg on the menu where you can watch outtakes and bloopers. Dustin must have filmed that video while he was still dating Mr. Belding. There is an outtake where Dusting is playing Mr. Belding in a game of chess. Mr. Belding is eating from a bag of Doritos and is loudly crunching on them with his mouth open, causing Dorito crumbs to fly all over the board - it even appears as though some of the crumbs land on Dustin’s Jew fro. Mr. Belding was also drinking directly from a 2-liter bottle of Mountain Dew. Dustin moved on of his pawns and then Mr. Belding responded by loudly belching. Dustin then said it was Mr. B’s turn. So Mr. Belding stood up and started to move his long before suddenly positioning his ass in the direction of Dustin’s face and then ripping an insanely loud fart. The fart was so powerful that it caused Mr. B’s Zubaz pants to disintegrate! Mr. Belding then told Dustin that chess was a gay game and that only Jew-froed faggots liked it. Mr. Belding then ass-raped Dustin!!

Diarrhea Savant said...

Smiddy, that is one hell of an Easter egg. Only a deranged weirdo like Screech would put that scene on his DVD. Either that or a crew member who hated him filmed it surreptitiously and added it for the queer for Screech community to find. It’s good to know Mr. B’s lifestyle has barely changed. That video is like 20 years old and Mr. Belding still gobbles down bags of Doritos and chugs Mountain Dew. I did love the scene showed how shoddy the fabric in Screech’s Zubaz pants were that a mere fart caused them to disintegrate.

Smiddy said...

Diarrhea Savant, it was definitely a weird Easter Egg to find on a chess DVD! In the outtake, Mr. Belding was actually wearing his own pair of green and white Zubaz. Perhaps Dustin bought them for Mr. Belding? Those Zubaz absolutely disintegrated when Mr. B ripped an insanely powerful fart in Dustinh's face!

Diarrhea Savant said...

Wow! I’m shocked Mr. B willingly wore Zubaz as he was normally tearing them to pieces ripping them off Screech. He regularly made fun of how shoddy their products were. Maybe he was testing their ability to withstand his farts? If Screech did purchase them for Mr. Belding as a lovers gift it was a shitty gift at best. I hope Mr. B taught him a good lesson after that. Now I need to track down that DVD and vigorously jerk off to that Easter egg!

Smiddy said...

I found another Easter Egg on that DVD! There is a hidden scene where Dustin Diamond is discussing how to make chess moves in high pressure situations. He then puts his hand on his Queen piece and says his contemplating where to move it when all of a sudden a bare ass comes out of nowhere and is pressed up against his face! The camera pans out to reveal that the bare ass belongs to Mr. Belding! As if that wasn’t strange enough, Mr. Belding was eating a slice of deep dish pizza which appeared to be pepperoni. Dustin started moving his Queen as Mr. Belding suddenly ripped a 12-second wet fart in Dustin’s face! Dustin finished moving his Queen and then looked at the camera and said, “Zoinks! That was a high pressure situation!” Dustin then started tonguing Mr. Belding’s anus! That was one hell of an Easter Egg!

Corky Fan said...

I hope that Corky is training his son to take smelly dumps in A-Rod’s sock drawer! Corky should also teach his son to spray feces into A-Rod’s suit closet as well as his coat closet! A-Rod needs to understand that everything in his house is a potential toilet for Corky and his son!

Gary McAnus said...

Over the weekend, Corky and Mr. Belding watched a “Back to the Future” marathon. Corky really enjoyed the movies and told A-Rod that he had an idea for another movie in the series. Corky explained that in his movie, he is a scientist who create a Time Machine. Corky also said that Mr. Belding would play a high school kid who is Corky’s buddy and that they go back in time to 1988. A-Rod replied that it sounded like another stupid idea and pointed out that Corky wears a diaper and doesn’t even know how to tie his shoes, so who would believe that he was a brilliant scientist who would know how to build a time machine? A-Rod also noted that Mr. Belding is 70 years old, is morbidly obese, and probably has diabetes, so who would believe that he’s a high school kid?? Corky got mad at A-Rod for interrupting and then punched him in the balls and told him to shut up because he wasn’t done talking. Corky explained that they go back to 1988 to kidnap Hulk Hogan to bring him to the present so that he can entertain the world with his wrestling skills. Corky also said that he would kidnap Hulk Hogan after a wrestling match in Miami and that a young A-Rod is in the crowd watching Hill Hogan wrestle. Corky said that while being kidnapped, Corky, Mr. Belding, and Hulk Hogan would each fart in the face of the 1980s A-Rod. Corky said that when they return to the present time, Hulk Hogan, Corky, and Mr. B use A-Rod’s dresser drawers as toilets! Hulk Hogan then rapes A-Rod while Corky and Mr. Belding eat Doritos and laugh!!!

Corky Fanatic said...

I love Corky so much. I would watch that movie dozens if not hundreds of times. We need a feel good movie like that. Where two best buddies bring a young Hulk Hogan to the present time. Hopefully Hulk could bring back the patriotic feel good days of the 1980’s by wrestling and destroying an Antifa wrestler, some commies, and crazy leftists. I love adding in A Rod and A Rod should be thankful Corky always makes sure he has a role in Corky’s potential blockbusters.

Larry Dong said...

Corky has so many good ideas - he may have an IQ of 60, but when it comes to creative movie ideas, he’s a savant! He should be given his own anthology TV series, kind of like Spielberg’s “Amazing Stories” was in the mid-1980s. It would be a huge hit and A-Rod would be ass-raped at the end of each episode as a running gag!

Bongo Bob said...

I love corky with all my heart & soul and want him to assfuck me and then spooge up my anus-hoal and then the next time I go poop all of his rotten semen will come out with the shit and then I can drizzle it on top of my pancakes and cereal.

Billy said...

Is Cousin Geri from The Facts of Life related to Corky? They seem like they could be siblings.

Gary McAnus said...

Last night, Corky and his best friend, Mr. Belding, were watching old Hulk Hogan WWF wrestling matches from the 1980s. Corky loved watching Hulk Hogan finish off his opponents with his leg drop move. Corky then ran to the kitchen to tell A-Rod that he wanted to become a professional wrestler. Corky said that he would be naked and would beat his opponents with a “dong drop” move. Corky explained that his move is similar to Hulk Hogan’s except he would knock out opponents with his massive dong instead of his leg. Corky also said that Mr. Belding would be his wrestling manager and would eat cakes, bags of Doritos, and drink 2-liters of Mountain Dew while standing in Corky’s corner and that he would sometimes help Corky win matches by belching or farting in the faces of his opponent. A-Rod asked whether he and Mr. Belding had been smoking crack or something and said that it was probably Corky’s dumbest idea yet. A-Rod pointed out that Corky is fat and short and that nobody would believe he could beat a wrestler who was a foot taller and significantly more muscular. A-Rod also pointed out that Corky wears a diaper because he forgets how to hold in his urine and dookie, so why would he think it was a good idea to wrestle naked? A-Rod additionally pointed out that the ring would reek of the stench of anus of Corky were to wrestle naked and that Corky would probably go diarrhea in the ring during every match. A-Rod further stated that other wrestlers probably wouldn’t like Corky knocking them out or slapping him with his massive ‘tard dong. A-Rod also said that Mr. Belding probably came up with the manager idea himself just to get free junk food to eat. A-Rod then said that Corky had wasted enough of his time and that Corky should pull down his pants so that A-Rod can fondle Corky’s dong. Corky got mad at A-Rod for these disrespectful comments and ass-raped him yet again!!

George Clooney said...

Thanks for your feedback billy, and in answer to your question, yes, they are related and they are brother & sister and they also fuck sometimes, but only in front of blair and tootie and after he cums in her ass they let it drip out into little jello-molds and sell them as treats at Edna's Edibles.

Joe Torre said...

When I was the Yankees manager, I would often blow massive farts in A-Rod’s face to motivate him. It was fun to rip ass in his face and watch him crinkle his nose as the stench hit him like a runaway freight train. Derek Jeter and in got A-Rod out of a slump back in 2005 when he fell asleep on the team’s bus and woke up with our bare asses in his face when we each expelled nasty wet farts after gorging on McDonald’s!

Rachel said...

U people are beyond help - please kill yourselves. Thank You.

Anus Goblin said...

Rachel, why do you hate the gay community? This website has “queer fantasies” written in the website’s title! So obviously there are many gay fantasies posted here which are read by gay men who pleasure themselves while reading posts and comments. It is ok if you aren’t into this type of thing, but there’s no reason to tell gay men to commit suicide. What the hell is wrong with you?

Oscar the Grouch said...

I think Rachel just needs a bigass stiffy in her suckhole and my hog-leg stuffed up her shitter - that should set her straight, and on the path to understanding and tolerance for the gay lifestyle -