Here are the most recent posts on the "
David Ortiz Sucks Forum":
| Discussion forum for David Ortiz's anti-fans
(Boston, MLB).
Does he suck? |
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To veteran: vote for Hillary!
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He looks like a gorilla who escaped from the zoo. I want him to bury his face in my ass
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Do
you losers erase shit because you can't handle a little friendly
poking? The Castro curved dick pics are hilarious, you gay mofos.
Censorship makes Niggerdave cry.
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I agree with Veteran. Rookie is probably under 6 feet tall, about 5' 7" I'd guess.....loosesser....
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To
below rookie: and you wonder why you're renting some dump apt. and are
behind in your rent. You are a silliebillie, porknoise, nimrod, dork,
blockhead, chowder head and all around loser. This is why no broad
would even give you a second look....you bozo.
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Red Sucks fans are just as deluded as Yankmee fans. Both fanbases can lick my unwiped asshole.
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Below sophomore is 100% correct! Hoo-Ray!
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all
red sox fans are thanful to the guy for making our team legit for the
rest opf our lifetimes, along with manny ramirez, so that is fact
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To
below veteran : oh ma gosh! You must be some sort of porknoise with no
job. Mr. Dave Ortiz is not only the greatest clutch hitter ever, he is
very modest. All you scum Yankees fans are very jealous of Pappy.
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I
want to drink a 2-liter of grape soda and then piss into Ortiz's mouth.
I bet he'd love it! Afterward, I would sit on his face while he licks
my anus and inhales my farts
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To
below Vet and Rook: you are a couple of shorties, dorks, blockheads,
nimrods, porknoises, dodo birds, pinheads and racists. Praise Allah!
You buttonholes!
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Is
there any truth to the rumor that the Gatorade coolers in the Red Sox
dugout are actually filled with grape soda at the request of David
Ortiz?
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Good
riddance to this yard-ape. Retire in the south where fried chicken and
grape drank is abundant, you fat sloppy muslim nigger
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To
below ninny rookie: boy, I bet your family is so proud of you...not!
You are such a silliebillie, dunce, asswipe, loser, ninkompoop,
lamebrain, pug, mug, thug, shortie, swinehount, dumkouff, and overall
waste of space, even the almighty Allah would bounce your sorry can from
his domain. Why don't you take a long walk off a short pier, ya falla
Allah?
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He has some fat titties. I want to milk them dry after he sucks me off
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I think it is hilarious that Ortiz's picture on this forum is that of a silverback gorilla!
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Is
it true that he eats KFC extra crispy chicken between innings and
sometimes pisses his pants after drinking too much grape soda before his
at-bats?
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