Mr. Belding Teaches Screech a Lesson About the Coronavirus

Screech and Mr. Belding have been down on their luck ever since Bayside High School temporarily laid off its employees and independent contractors.  Even though Mr. Belding is a high school principal with a salary in excess of $200k, he has little savings due to his addictions to gay porn, cocaine, and Dunkin' Donuts.  Screech, on the other hand, is in an even worse situation as he works solely for tips as an unpaid bathroom attendant and has been unable to work for the past several weeks.  Being short on cash, Screech and Mr. Belding have temporarily moved into a YMCA which offers cheap rooms and has a community bathroom at the end of their hall.

Even though he weighs 400 lbs and is nearly 70 years old, Mr. Belding still has a voracious sexual appetite and has his way with Screech every night when he has rough anal sex with Screech and makes Screech tongue his anus!  The other day after eating 7 large burritos from Taco Bell, Mr. Belding waddled to the bathroom to take a massive dump.  While taking a dump, Screech was in the men's room washing his hands and he heard Mr. Belding rip an insanely loud fart.  Screech then realized that he had to take a dump of his own, so he entered a stall near Mr. Belding's and sat down and squeaked out a pathetic excuse for a fart.  When Mr. Belding heard Screech's fart, he was irate and yelled at Screech for interrupting his dump and for possibly exposing him to the Coronavirus!  Screech replied, "Zoinks!  Oopsie!  Sorry Chief, but I had to go!"  Screech also pointed out that he had just eaten our Mr. Belding's ass and had been on the receiving end of anal sex from Mr. Belding a mere 30 minutes earlier and that there was therefore no way that he could catch the Coronavirus from him.

Mr. Belding was so angry at Screech that he jumped off his toilet and kicked open the door to Screech's stall even though his pants were still down and he still had feces stuck in his asscrack!  Mr. Belding then punched Screech in his huge nose and grabbed Screech by the Jew-fro and launched him into a sink!  Mr. Belding then wiped his ass clean with Screech's coarse Jew-fro before ripping a wet fart in Screech's face!  Mr. Belding then told Screech to clean himself up and go buy a deep dish pepperoni pizza for him to eat later!

Mr. Belding sure taught Screech a lesson about the Coronavirus that time!

 

Mr. Belding Makes a Coronavirus Face Mask for Screech

The United States' Centers for Disease Control and Prevention (CDC) recently recommended that everyone wear cloth face masks when out in public as a preventative measure to avoid spreading the Covid-19 Coronavirus.  When Mr. Belding heard about the recommendation, he crafted a homemade face mask for Screech to wear. Specifically, Mr. Belding saw a pair of his underwear on the floor and thought that it would be the perfect face mask for Screech to wear.

Screech walked back into Mr. Belding's home after taking out the garbage and Mr. B presented the face mask to Screech and told him to put it on and then go get him an extra large deep dish pepperoni pizza.  Screech uttered "Zoinks!" and said that he didn't want to wear the mask because there were yellow pee stains in the front and hershey stains in the back!  Screech also asked why Mr. Belding hadn't at least washed the underwear before handing it to him.  Mr. B got really angry with Screech and informed him that the pee and dookie stains serve as a natural filter to protect him from the Coronavirus!  Mr. B was also angry that Screech dared to question him and decided to teach Screech yet another lesson!  Mr. B punched Screech in his hook nose and then grabbed his Jew-fro and shoved him into a wall!  Mr. B then pulled down his underwear and grabbed Screech's face and shoved it in between his sweaty ass cheeks before ripping a wet fart.  Mr. B is notorious for failing to wipe properly and his wet fart smelled absolutely heinous!  The fart was so powerful that it snapped Screech's head back, giving him whiplash!  Mr. B then pulled down Screech's Zubaz and pounded away at Screech's anus until pulling out and blowing his STD-ridden seed into Screech's face!  Mr. B sure taught Screech about face masks that time!

"A-Rod Learns Another Lesson About the Coronavirus"

Corky likes to prank his gay lover, A-Rod, by ripping wet farts in his face to wake him up in the morning.  However, A-Rod is terrified that he his is going to catch the Coronavirus which has been rapidly spreading around the world.  Yesterday A-Rod asked Corky not to fart in his face anymore until the Coronavirus pandemic has passed.  When Corky heard this he got mad because he thought A-Rod was trying to trick him by using big words such as "pandemic."  A-Rod elaborated that he still loved Corky, but that he was afraid he would contract the Coronavirus from Corky's dookie juice which is expelled in Corky's wet farts.  Corky is immune to the Coronavirus although he can be an asymptomatic carrier as a result of his superior 'tard immune system.  Since he is immune, Corky thinks that the panic over Coronavirus is a prank.  When A-Rod begged Corky to stop farting in his face, Corky got really angry and accused A-Rod of being a liar!  Corky then slugged A-Rod right in the balls before pulling down his overflowing diaper and ripping a wet dookie-filled fart into A-Rod's mouth!  Corky yelled "Enjoy your meal, FAGGOT!!!!" as he ripped another wet fart in A-Rod's face!  Corky then grabbed an 8-pack of toilet paper A-Rod had stored in the bathroom and smacked A-Rod in the head with it!  A-Rod pleaded with Corky not to destroy the toilet paper as most places have been out of stock.  Corky then dropped the toilet paper and began ass-slamming A-Rod!  A-Rod moaned in delight although he still asked Corky to stop!  Corky then blew his 'tard load into A-Rod before grabbing a couple rolls of toilet paper and shoving them up A-Rod's brownpipe!  Corky sure taught A-Rod a lesson about the Coronavirus that time!!

"Corky Teaches A-Rod How To Purchase Diapers"

A-Rod was doing his weekly shopping last weekend when he encountered a scared mob of shoppers who cleaned store shelves of certain necessities as a result of fears over the Coronavirus.  Corky had asked A-Rod to purchase a new 124-ct package of extra large Huggies diapers.  Corky produces several gallons of urine and goes dookie multiple times a day, so he typically goes through about 12 diapers a day, so a 124-ct package usually only lasts about 10 days.  In any event, A-Rod went to his favorite stores, such as Dollar General and Wal-Mart and was disappointed to discover that there had been a run on diapers and no Huggies could be found.  Instead, A-Rod managed to locate store brand diapers at a Target.  So A-Rod purchased the Target diapers and brought them home. 

When A-Rod arrived home, Corky ran up to him and complained that his diaper was overflowing with dookie and said that he was mad that A-Rod took so long to come home with the diapers. A-Rod told Corky to settle down and suggested that he drink a Capri Sun to calm down.  A-Rod then pulled out the diaper package and showed it to Corky while saying, "Ta-da."  Corky took one look and then yelled "WHERE ARE MY HUGGIES!!!!!!"  A-Rod replied that the stores were out so he had to buy generic brand.  Corky got really mad and then flew into a 'tard rage!  Corky started slapping A-Rod in the face until A-Rod started crying!  Corky then removed his overflowing diaper and rubbed the dookie in A-Rod's face while he strangled A-Rod with the diaper!!!  Corky sprayed diarrhea while beating A-Rod and then used the diarrhea to lube up his cock upon which he started anally violating A-Rod's anus until he fired his mongo seed up A-Rod's brownpipe!

Corky really taught A-Rod to stock up on Huggies that time!

"Corky Teaches A-Rod About the Coronavirus"

A-Rod has been watching quite a bit of CNN and MSNBC lately and is terrified that he is going to catch the Coronavirus.  So he went out to a DollarTree near where he lives and bought 20 bottles of hand sanitizer which he has dispersed throughout his massive apartment.  A couple days ago, Corky, who has been potty training, went dookie in a toilet for the first time ever and was so happy that he jumped up off the toilet and ran to get A-Rod to show him what he had done.  Corky said to A-Rod, "Corky go dookie!!!" as A-Rod was eating his breakfast.  Corky then grabbed A-Rod's hand and directed him to the bathroom where Corky showed his massive dookie!  A-Rod replied that it was disgusting and that Corky clearly hadn't been paying attention to his potty training lessons as he forgot to flush the toilet.  A-Rod then asked why the sink was dry and said, "Corky, you washed your hands after going to the bathroom, didn't you?"  Corky replied that he had not and again replied. "Corky go dookie!!!"  A-Rod then told Corky that it was important that he wash his hands and also use hand sanitizer so as to prevent the spread of the Coronavirus.  Corky then got incredibly angry and red in the face as he shouted "Corky give A-Rod the chrome virus!!!"  A-Rod then replied that Corky needed to calm down and that it was known as the "Coronavirus, not the Chrome Virus."  Corky then slugged A-Rod right in the gut, causing A-Rod to double over in pain!  Corky yanked down the Yankees uniform pants which A-Rod still wears and then used some hand sanitizer to lube up his mongo cock before anally violating A-Rod!  Corky kept yelling "A-Rod fagget" while really giving it to A-Rod, right in the ass!  After a few more minutes, Corky jizzed in A-Rod's torn anus before wrapping his diaper around A-Rod's neck while choking him out!  Corky then pressed his bare ass up against A-Rod's face and ripping a nasty wet fart!  Corky said "that saves A-Rod from Chrome Virus!!!!!"  Corky then went into A-Rod's bedroom to watch cartoons while leaving A-Rod in a puddle of blood, semen, and feces!  Corky sure taught A-Rod about virology that time!