Tuesday, July 31, 2007

Gay Screech Fantasy At McDonald's

I was watching TV the other day and was wondering if Screech ever decided to eat at a McDonald's instead of at the The Max when he was a student at Bayside. I wonder if Ronald McDonald and the Hamburglar would viscously ass-rape Screech you while Grimace watched and masturbated vigorously? Maybe it could happen - Ronald McDonald sure looks angry in this video. I'll bet he would violently take out his aggressions on Screech!

A-hole Ronald!!

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Monday, July 30, 2007

Car Antenna Gay Fantasy

Does anyone think that Diamond would mind it I were to break off the antenna on his father's rusty 1968 Volkswagon Microbus and whip him in his pre-pubsecient beanbag until his nuts turn black and blue and he passes out from the pain? I hope that Diamond lets me know if he is ok with my game plan!

Tuesday, July 17, 2007

The "Courtesy Flush" Episode

Does everyone remember the "courtesy flush" episode of Saved By The Bell? I vaguely remember it, but maybe some of the other queer Saved By The Bell fans remember it.

Screech, is it true that one day when you were Belding's assistant at Bayside, you really had the urge to take a huge dump after eating burritoes at the Bayside cafeteria? Is it also true that Mr. Belding walked into the bathroom at the same time after having eaten his own burritoes? Is it true that he announced to the bathroom as he walked in, saying "I need to take a huge SHIT! Ha ha ha!" Is it further true that he sat down in the stall next to yours and all kinds of disgusting sounds and smells emanated from his asshole? Is it true that you started to feel queasy as a result of the smell and said, "Chief, do you mind giving me a courtesy flush? Thanks, Mr. B!" Is it also true that your request enraged and embarassed Belding? Is it further true that he got even with you by reaching down into his toilet bowl and grabbed some big chunks of shit he launched over the stall wall? Is it also true that one of his chucks of shit had some peanuts with sharp edges on it and it tore your cornea when Belding threw it and it hit your eye? Is it also true that you had to have your right eye removed after ganrene set in, and now you have a glass eye? Please confirm the details of this story. I read about it on a bathroom stall door in Reno, Nevada last year.