Where Is Mr. Belding?

After the passing of Dustin Diamond, I have seen statements of sympathy expressed from most of his major co-stars, with the notable absence of Dennis Haskins.  It is unclear as to why Mr. Belding hasn't weighed in, seeing as how he co-starred with Diamond on Saved By The Bell, Saved By The Bell: The New Class, and Good Morning Miss Bliss for more than 10 seasons.  

Is Dennis Haskins no longer alive or did he have some sort of falling out with Dustin Diamond?

 

Dustin's Son, Zoinks Diamond

Dustin Diamond has supposedly borne at least one son. I heard that Mr. Belding deposited his potent seed in Diamond's butthole and impregnated Diamond with a butt-baby. Diamond thought he was taking a shit a few months later, but his butt baby popped out! Diamond named his son Zoinks after his catchphrase on Saved By The Bell: The New Class.

Diamond and Belding never married, but Belding does have some visitation rights. Here is a picture of Belding and Zoinks Diamond. Notice how Zoinks has a curly Jew-fro, just like Dustin Diamond! Zoinks sometimes goes by his middle name, Brian.

Dennis Haskins' Illegitimate Child?

According to Wikipedia, the world's most trusted source of news, Dennis Haskins (Mr. Belding) has a child named Brian. This is in addition to his other son, Dustin, who was apparently named after Dustin Diamond. I guess that Belding sure got busy during the early 1990s! I wonder whether Brian was born out of wedlock...

Dennis Haskins and His Son

I found this nice picture of Dennis Haskins and his son, Dustin Haskins, posted over at Dennis' wikipedia entry. Apparently Dennis is divorced and Dustin was born in 1990. Is it just me, or does Dustin Haskins bear a strong resemblance to a young Zack Morris?

Dustin Diamond started acting with Dennis Haskins back in 1987 on Good Morning Miss Bliss. I wonder if Dennis named his son after Dustin Diamond?




Edit - October 23, 2007

I've been hearing rumors that the kid in the photo above is unrelated to Dennis Haskins. Is it possible that Wikipedia is wrong for the first time ever? Does anyone know if that is really Dennis's son, Dustin?