There are many celebrities other than Dustin Diamond who have a massive following within the gay community. Since Dustin Diamond's untimely passing, there has been quite a bit of chatter from people clamoring for a new focus for queer fantasies. Feel free to post queer fantasies relating to any celebrity or topic of interest as a comment to this post!
Here are some nice pictures of Corky from Life Goes On and his apparent gay lover, former baseball star Alex Rodriguez!
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1 – 200 of 233 Newer› Newest»I like the direction this board is heading. We need to mourn the loss of our queer icon, but also learn to move on to the other amazing queer celebrities. Corky is an adorable and lovable ‘tard who seems to have become best friends with Mr. Belding. Their hijinks always make me laugh. I hope those evil Demasi twins stay away from Corky. I love all the pictures of Corky and his lover A Rod. A Rod is an annoying, self absorbed, douche who enjoys being smacked around and strangled by Corky. I doubt Corky appreciates that people have photoshopped J Lo into some of the pictures, and that A Rod has pretended to have a relationship with her.
On a positive note, yesterday I saw an amazing promotional commercial for the next episode of “My 600 lb Life”. It starts off with some sad sack fatty who weighs like 800 pounds. They visit the doctor and he tells them to lose 100 pounds in the next month. Then he introduces Mr Beding who is says will be their personal coach. Cut to the persons home and they are trying to eat a slice of pizza. All of a sudden a giant bare ass enters the screen and a huge fart is heard. Seconds later the person vomits from the stench. Cut to another scene and the person hasn’t lost their weight loss goal. All of a sudden Corky pops out of a closet and begins strangling them with a filthy diaper while the doctor and Mr. Belding are relaxing in chairs and beating each other off. I cannot was it to see this new and highly erotic version of the show!
Corky is an Adonis! A-Rod is so lucky to be with him. They look like such a cute couple particularly in the first pic where A-Rod is kissing Corky’s ear at some type of charity event or award show. I bet that Corky filled up his diaper with dookie at that event. A-Rod undoubtedly changed Corky’s diaper and pampered his diaper in the bathroom before returning back to their seats. After the event, they went home and Corky showed his gratitude by really giving it to A-Rod right in the ass!
Last night I was at a Pizza Hut in Tampa Florida. When I looked around I saw A Rod and Corky, who seemed to be on a double date with Anthony Rizzo and Steve Bartman. They were all sharing a booth. In the booth behind them was Mr. Belding. Mr. Belding had 4 large deep dish pizza’s on the table in his booth, as well as numerous pitchers of Mountain Dew. He was really chowing down and constantly letting loose loud benches, and insanely loud farts. Each time he farted Corky would laugh. But I could see that A Rod didn’t approve and had a frown stuck to his face. Anthony Rizzo and Steve Bartman were adorable. Bartman had on the same outfit he wore in the notorious Cubs playoff game, he even had on those old fashioned Walkman headphones which I found odd. A Rod for some reason was wearing his Yankees uniform. Corky and Anthony Rizzo were stuffing their faces with delicious deep dish pizza, and at one point the two of them began playing fart tennis with Mr. Belding. Mr. B would rip a fart, and then either Corky or Rizzo would rip a fart, then it would be Mr. Beldings turn. It was pretty funny, but man did it make the entire restaurant reek of ripe anus. I could see there was only one piece of pizza left on Corky’s table as I watched Corky finish his current piece, while ripping a fart back at Mr. Belding. Then I saw A Rod reach for the last piece. Corky immediately smacked A Rod’s hand, and said it was his. When A Rod protested Corky grabbed the piece and gobbled it up. He then began smacking A a Rod in the face, which Mr. Belding cheered on. The next thing I knew Corky smacked A Rod so hard A Rod fell out of the booth. Corky crawled out after him and ripped off his Yankees pants and dropped his pants and diaper. He began giving A Rod some really rough anal right there in the middle of a Pizza Hut! Mr. Belding kept eating his pizza with one hand, and began jerking odd with his other. Anthony Rizzo and Steve Bartman seemed to get really turned on and began making out in the booth. After pounding away for a few minutes Corky grabbed his filthy diaper and started strangling A Rod before jizzing in A Rod’s ass. Mr Belding waddled over and jizzed on A Rod as well, and Anthony Rizzo and Steve Bartman did the same. Mr. Belding then ripped the loudest fart of the night in A Rod’s face, then high fived Corky. Corky then picked up A Rod and tossed him out the window! Everyone then went back to their original seats except Mr. Belding who grabbed a pitcher of soda, and a pizza and joined everyone else in the booth. I could hear A Rod moaning outside on the ground and Corky yelled at him to shut the fuck up. Mr. Belding then farted and everyone cheered. It was a super fun night and so cool to see A Rod, Corky, Bartman, and Rizzo on a double date. I then had to leave and saw A Rod laying there in the parking lot moaning. It was pretty funny.
Barf, Mr. Belding and Corky are such great friends - I see why they get along so well! I wonder who came up with the “fart tennis” rules? I’ve never heard of it before, but I bet that Mr. Belding is a master. I’m surprised that Anthony Rizzo did not partake in the match, but maybe he wasn’t allowed to play - I don’t know the rules on that. I do recall that Anthony Rizzo won a “Pepperoni Fart” contest a couple years ago!
There was some interesting banter during the double-date - Anthony Rizzo mentioned that he had finished in 4th place for the NL MVP award for a couple years. Steve Bartman was so turned on by this that he started giving Anthony a hand job right at the table! A-Rod replied that he had won 3 MVP awards. Corky said that Anthony and A-Rod were both losers and that he had won the best award of them all - the 1990 Emmy for “Best Retard in a Scripted Series.” When A-Rod replied that there was no comparison between an MVP award and an Emmy, Corky got red in the face and appeared to be ready to throw A-Rod a vicious beating before Mr. Belding defused the situation by starting the fart tennis match with Corky.
El Stinkmeister, if you look you’ll see that Rizzo did play “fart tennis”! It seemed as though Corky and Anthony were on one team, playing Mr. Belding. Which seemed fair as Mr. Belding is a world class player. At one point Steve Bartman let loose some little squeaker and both Anthony and Corky gave him very stern disapproving looks. It was obvious Bartman was not qualified to play.
Barf, I don’t know how I missed that before! You are right, you did mention that Anthony Rizzo participated. But even the combination of Corky and Anthony Rizzo pales in comparison to the morbidly obese Belding who practices his fart techniques all the time!
I would love to join forces with Corky to tag-team A-Rod. I’ll take him from behind while he sucks off his lover, Corky. After pounding away at his anus, I will fill up his colon with my seed and Corky jizzes into his mouth. Then Corky and I will rub over bare asses against A-Rod’s face while ripping smelly wet pepperoni farts. We will permit A-Rod to pleasure himself while smelling out farts.
Ichiro Suzuki and I used to double-team A-Rod in the showers after each game to help him improve his ball-handling skills!
Derek, can I join in? I like belching in peoples assholes. I crawl around like a dog and motivate people to do their best by belching into their butthole. I enjoy when they return the favor by ripping ass in my mouth! While you pound A Rod’s anus, I could belch in your ass to motivate you and you could turn fart in my face. Man, this is reminding me of the good old pre-covid days when the Cubs showers were extra rowdy!
Jason, you can join I if you limit your involvement to providing motivational belches into our assholes and inhaling farts. J-Lo may also join in to strangle A-Rod with a pair of her panties which have Hershey stains. Then while Corky is giving it to A-Rod from behind, J-Lo and I will each press our bare asses against A-Rod’s face while ripping nasty wet farts! This activity will take place in A-Rod’s living room and Mr. Belding will sit naked on A-Rod’s leather couch while eating a huge blueberry pie while also rubbing one out. Steve Bartman will be in the room as a waiter serving deep dish pepperoni pizza and refills of Mountain Dew to all of us and to smell our farts. By the time we’re done with A-Rod, his living room will smell like a stinky anus!
Alex Rodriguez is a demon possessed faggot!! He ate feces in the Yankees locker room during games for years. He has other faggots jerk off into his coffee to flavor it up. That sodomite finds exquisite pleasure in the eating of feces!
The image of a lovable retard like Corky using Alex Rodriguez as him homosexual sex slave is incredibly arousing.
Pastor Manning I can confirm A Rod did eat feces in the Yankees Clubhouse. I was the attendant during that time, and he would tip me to rig the toilets so they wouldn’t flush, as well as encouraging players to shit in the urinals. He would then come in and gobble up the turds. He was a real degenerate. It’s no surprise to me that he’s now dating Corky. He had a shirtless poster of Corky hanging in his locker. One other little nugget, instead of pine tar A Rod would rub his bats with dookie. He said it helped make him the power hitter he was.
Corky is my best friend and I am glad that he’s found love in the arms of A-Rod! I visit those two al of the time. Corky is the alpha male in their gay relationship and Corky really bosses A-Rod around and makes him change his diaper and service his sexual needs while watching old He-Man cartoons. Corky and I have been pranking A-Rod quite a bit lately. We’ve changed the ringtone on his phone to the sound of me ripping one of my trademark 100dB farts! When A-Rod was being interviewed on live tv a couple days ago, we called his phone and it went off, causing the tv interviewer to assume that he had ripped ass! When A-Rod got back home, he yelled at Corky. Corky was outraged and punched A-Rod in the balls and then raped him to teach him a lesson! I ripped some heinous farts in A-Rod’s face while Corky was taking liberties with A-Rod’s anus. It was a fun time and Corky loved every second of it.
Dennis, so amazing of you to post here. I love how you and Corky have become best pals. I think it’s awesome you’ve taken him under your wing and are teaching him all the tricks of the trade. I’m sure he also appreciates having his best friend there to hang out with and help humiliate his lover A Rod. I think A Rod annoys Corky on purpose as he can’t seem to get enough of that lovable ‘tards cock! It must be nice to have unlimited funds to purchase as much food as you guys need, while charging it all to A Rod. I’ve heard that Corky has his own American Express Black Card that he uses to buy anything he wants, with A Rod paying the bill. It’s really nice that you’re teaching Corky your farting and eating techniques, and I believe he sees you as his best friend and father figure.
Tonight I caught a new episode of “My 600 lb Life” on the Spice Channel. I was surprised because I thought it aired on TLC or something. It started off as normal with some huge fatty stuffing their face and sitting in bed. Then they whined about how horrible their life is while they chowed down on a pizza and burgers. Next they are at the office of some Iranian doctor who treats enormous people. I saw this show once before and he just gave them a diet to follow that the person didn’t do. This fatty weighed over 800 pounds and when the doctor met with them he said he had a new and improved plan. He then introduced his “assistants”. I was so excited when I’m walked Corky and Mr. Belding. They were both wearing Lab Coats with their names on them. Corky’s had “Corky” on it, and Mr. Beldings had “The Big Bopper” on his. For some reason Mr. Belding wasn’t wearing any pants and his cock was hanging out. Belding looked like he could be a patient on the show he was so fat. The doctor explained to this perplexed person that these assistants were going to live with them and make sure they followed the diet, as well as providing aversion therapy so they would no longer desire food. Mr. Belding then pressed his ass to the persons head and ripped a 15-20 second fart. It was ridiculously loud, and the person began gagging, and coughing. They next show was at the persons home, and Mr. Belding was woofing down a humongous deep dish pizza, and Corky was having some as well. The patient was eating a small chicken breast and some veggies. But then he asked if he could have a piece of pizza. Mr. Belding said of course, and then he gave him a piece. As soon as the patient put the pizza to his mouth Mr. Belding dropped his pants and ripped a fart in his face, making him cough and gag, but he still took a bite of pizza. Mr. Belding then ripped a really wet fart and the guy dropped the piece of pizza and puked on the bed he was sitting on. Mr. Belding and Corky then went back to eating their pizza, and playing watching Scooby Doo which Corky really enjoyed. After a few minutes the fatty recovered and grabbed the piece of pizza. As he put it to his mouth Corky came running over, dropped his pants, took off ibis overflowing diaper, and began strangling the guy with his filthy diaper. The guy dropped the pizza again and Corky stopped strangling him. This went on for the entire month. The only thing changing was what TV shows they watched. Sometimes it was gay porn, other times it was He Man or other cartoons. The best part of the show was how they would eat delicious greasy fast food and pizza right in front of the patient. A few times when he demanded some they would give it to him and then as soon as he began eating it they would pop up and double team the guy with Corky strangling him, and Mr. Belding ripping fart after fart in his face. By the end of the month the guy had stopped asking for any of the fast food or pizza. When they offered him some he would get a terrified look and said no way. When he went back to the doctor he had lost 200 pounds in a single month which the doctor credited his assistants for doing. For some reason even during this visit Mr. Belding had no pants on. After that the doctor said the assistants had other patients to work with, but if the guy slipped up at all they would be back. I found it a heartwarming and erotic story I’m sure that patient was really thankful that Mr Belding and Corky took a month of their lives to fart in his face and strangle him with a diaper to help motivate him to drop weight. I can’t wait for the next episode!
Anal Avenger, that sounds like a great show! Mr. Belding has finally found his true calling - he is a master motivator! Albert Pujols should hire him the next time he's on one of his many slumps to help get his batting average back about .220 and get back into a groove!
Corky Fan, that is a fantastic idea! I think many sports teams would love to hire the services of motivators like Corky and Mr. B. I believe they work best as a package. Can you imagine if it was a game in extra innings, bases loaded, 2 outs, and the guy at bat looks into the dugout to see Mr. Belding and Corky chowing down on a deep dish pepperoni pizza, while guzzling enormous quantities of Mountain Dew? That player would know if he didn’t get a hit he would have heinous farts ripped in his face, while also being strangled with a shit filled diaper. The best part is it could be put up on the Jumbotron so all the queer fans could celebrate and jerk off. I’m sure that player would find a way to get a hit any way possible, including getting hit by any ball even close to him!
I just saw a preview for next weeks episode of “My 600 lb Life”. Next week they treat an enormous black lady who must weigh 900 pounds. I’m the clip they showed Mr. Belding sitting mere feet from her and eating a few buckets of fried chicken, as well as chugging grape soda, while this behemoth yelled at he and Corky, demanding food, and yelling all kinds of things like “cracker” and “honky” at them! Then there was a little teaser of Mr.Belding ripping a fart right in her face as she tried eating one of those enormous turkey legs. I don’t know if it was doctored but the fart lasted like 30 seconds! I almost jizzed my pants, and can’t wait to see the entire episode.
I’m glad I found this board for breaking queer news. I’m sure many of you saw the news regarding the massive accident in Texas where more than 100 vehicles hit each other. The news is claiming inclement weather caused it. That isn’t true. We have determined an out of control Geo Metro with two sexual deviants having hot man action went out of control and cut off a tractor trailer causing this chain reaction. We were able to gather camera footage and found the passenger was wearing a full Cubs uniform and the driver was wearing a Cubs hat, and Walkman headphones. Further investigation led to us determining it was Anthony Rizzo and his gay lover Steve Bartman. The trucker told us he saw Rizzo pressing his ass to Bartman’s face while he tried to drive, then heard an enormous fart. Rizzo was eating a gigantic slice of deep dish pizza at the time. Then the Metro swerved into his lane and onto the shoulder. In order to avoid hitting the metro the truck jammed on the breaks and all hell broke loose behind him. The metro sped away and the trucker said he heard another loud fart. We need everyone’s help tracking down those hooligans!
Steve Bartman and Anthony Rizzo are such an adorable couple! However, they really need to tone it down to avoid placing others in harm’s way. I remember reading about one time when they were at a Taco Bell across the street from Wrigley Field, where the Cubs play. I think it was during the summer of 2017, before the unfortunate closing of that fine restaurant a year or so later. Anyhow, Anthony was eating about 15 greasy tacos and I saw him suck down a large cup of Mountain Dew: Baja Blast in about 15 seconds. After eating about 19 of the tacos, Anthony stood up, dropped his uniform pants, and then shoved his bare ass into Steve Bartman’s face! Bartman started giving Anthony a rim job right in front of everyone while eating a couple more tacos. At one point, Anthony expelled a powerful fart into Steve Bartman’s face which knocked Bartman over and into an older gentleman sitting at a table nearby - the old timer fell on the ground and broke his wrist! I really wish those two gay lovebirds would be a little more considerate the next time they engage in public sex!
I want Mr. Belding to eat 3 deep dish pepperoni pizzas, 6 Burger King whoppers, 20 Taco Bell hard shell tacos, 4 large onion rings, and a 2 liter of Mountain Dew, then rip an atomic fart in my face. Ughhhhhhhhhjjj! I just blew a massive load thinking about this! Hit me up Big Bopper!
A-Rod and Mr. Belding were a Pizza Hut yesterday arguing about who had received most peer recognition. A-Rod claimed he was the clear winner as he had won three AL MVP awards. Mr. Belding replied that he was the obvious winner because he had won a wide range of awards including Principal of the Year awards, the 1991 Bayside Hairiest Balls award, and the 1992 Wet T-Shirt Contest 1st place award. A-Rod then asked why there was a high school award for having harry balls and why the principal was even eligible for such an award. Corky was watching A-Rod talk and as he watching A-rod's mouth moving, he got mad that A-rod's lips were being used to speak instead of being used to kiss Corky's asshole! Corky then belched into A-Rod's face and smacked him in the head with a plate! Mr. Belding chowed down on several pieces of deep dish pepperoni pizza during this attack and cheered on his best friend, Corky, while Corky threw A-rod a vicious beating. Corky then took off his sweatpants and diaper and started raping A-Rod as Mr. Belding used pizza grease to jerk off before he started ripping epic pepperoni farts, stinking up the entire restaurant! A-Rod really learned not to mess with Mr. Belding that time!
Today A Rod organized a covid vaccine for Corky, himself and Mr. Belding (who has moved in as he’s Corky’s best friend). Corky and Mr. B qualify in numerous categories to get the vaccine, but I’m not sure how A Rod qualifies. Anyhow, someone came to A Rod’s mansion to give them the shots and Corky freaked out. He hates needles and said A Rod should take his. He then spazzed out and ran around the house as a Rod tried to chase him down. Corky again demanded A Rod take his vaccination for him, and Mr. B chimed in he felt that was a good idea. Mr. B got his shot while chowing down on a piece of pizza. To thank the nurse who gave the shot Mr. Belding belched in her face. The nurse then snuck up on Corky and gave him the shot while he was focused on watching He Man. He began to cry, and then yelled at A Rod. When A Rod was to get his shot Corky came over and began strangling him with his diaper, while Mr. B cheered him on. Corky then began giving A Rod some rough anal and the nurse ran away without giving A Rod his shot. When A Rod complained he hadn’t gotten his shot Corky said that was too bad for hi, then began smacking A Rod around, while continuing to pound A Rod’s ass. After jizzing all over A Rod Mr. B came over and consoled Corky who complained of a sore arm. He and Mr. B then went to get bowls of ice cream and watch the Dukes of Hazzard episode Mr. B was in!
I wanna shove my throbbing meatstick up corkie's asshole and then to spray my warm, watery, sweet corn kernel infested diarrhea all over his head and hair.
I heard that Corky and Mr. Belding sleep in bunk beds in a guest room in A Rod’s mansion. From what I’ve heard The Big Bopper is on the bottom bunk, and Corky has the top. They stay up late watching cartoons and other shows, while chowing down on numerous snacks. Sometimes they prank A Rod by going into his room and farting in his face, going dookie in his sock drawer, or pissing in his shoes. It sounds totally adorable. Those best friends are amazing.
Stank, you heard correctly! Mr. B actually wanted the top bunk, but he’s so fat that he was too heavy to sleep up there and now has to sleep on the bottom bunk. This presents some problems for Mr. Belding as Corky expels a ridiculous amount of urine on a daily basis. Corky pisses more urine into his diaper than it can absorb and the excess inevitable wets his sheets. Not only does the bedroom smell like piss, but Mr. Belding woke up the other night when Corky’s overflow urine dripped onto his head! He blames A-Rod for failing to buy rubber sheets!
Corky has also been sneaking into A-Rod’s room at night and having his way sexually with A-Rod’s anus! The other day A-Rod was in bed with J-Lo when he was woken up by that horny ‘tard who started pounding away at A-Rod’s butthole. J-Lo thought this was adorable and cheered Corky on while fingering herself!
Why the hell is J Lo sleeping in A Rod’s bed? Doesn’t Corky get angry his boyfriend uses her as a beard and won’t come out of the closet? I’m shocked Corky tolerated such vicious treatment. Thankfully he has Mr. B as his best friend. Mr. Belding has always been very accepting and tolerant. I hope A Rod is true to himself and treats Corky better. Corky is a hot commodity in the queer community and if A Rod isn’t careful someone will steal that lovable ‘tard away from him!
Brutus, I don’t know how Corky tolerates A-Rod’s disrespect sometimes. It is just outrageous how he steps out of line and then Corky has to teach him a lesson. Is A-Rod also some type of ‘tard or is it just that he’s a dumb jock? The other day, Corky caught A-Rod sniffing Mr. Belding’s skid mark-encrusted underwear while pleasuring himself! Mr. B only changes his underwear every few days and like most obese men, he sweats profusely and rarely wipes his ass properly - that pair of underwear must have smelled really ripe!! Anyhow, Corky was outraged at what he saw as in his mind, A-Rod should derive all of the pleasure he needs from Corky raping him. So Corky slugged A-Rod in the Adam’s Apple and then started strangling A-Rod with Mr. Belding’s underwear while raping him!
Ass Goblin, that is pathetic. A Rod may have damaged his brain from all the performance enhancing drugs he took during his baseball career. I heard that today Corky and Mr. B were sitting on a white leather couch, and eating a massive Taco Bell order. Corky was in his diaper, but Mr. B was bare assed, as he claimed all his clothes were in the laundry. Mr. B and Corky were having a farting contest and were also watching GI Joe which Corky really enjoys. All of a sudden A Rod came through the room, and made an unwelcome comment about the room “reeking like ass”, and also briefly blocked Corky’s view of the TV during a pivotal GI Joe moment. This enraged Corky who jumped up and clotheslined A Rod. He then ripped off A Rod’s yankees pants which he was wearing for some unknown reason. As Mr. B cheered him on Corky began pounding away at A Rod’s ass. Corky was yelling at A Rod for “pestering” he and Mr. B and for blocking his view of the TV. When A Rod tried to make an excuse Corky started smacking him around while continuing to give his anus a real pounding. In the middle of this Mr. B left a huge wet fart which left a giant brown stain on A Rod’s leather couch. This made Corky happy, and he began strangling A Rod with his overflowing diaper before blowing his ‘tard seed in A Rod’s ass. Corky then shoed A Rod up the ass and told him to leave he and Mr. B alone. A Rod, bleeding from his anus, crawled out of the room, and Corky and Mr. B went back to watching GI Joe and eating greasy Taco Bell.
Last night, Corky and Mr. Belding were in Corky’s bedroom at A-Rod’s mansion watching He-Man cartoons. Corky was really into the cartoon while Mr. Belding was scarfing down a huge bag of Doritos while dipping each chip into a big can of chocolate cake frosting and drinking a couple 2-liters of Cherry Coke. All of a sudden, Corky realized that the entire room reeked of the stench of urine - Corky got mad at A-Rod for making him live in such a smelly room and then got up to yell at A-Rod. When Corky told A-Rod that he was a jerk for making he and Mr. Belding live in a room reeking of the odor of piss, A-Rod replied that the reason the bedroom smelled is because Corky overflows his diaper with urine every night, soaking the mattress. A-Rod suggested that Corky not drink so much Kool-Aid and juice right before going to bed. When Corky heard this, he was so insulted that he slapped A-Rod in the face and punched him in the balls! Corky then used his ‘tard strength to fire A-Rod into the closet where Corky proceeded to ass-rape him! Mr. Belding walked into the room and was eating the rest of can of cake frosting during this attack! After blowing his load, Corky left A-Rod in a crumpled heap on the floor crying while he and Mr. Belding went to the kitchen to eat leftover pizza. Then next day, A-Rod moved Corky and Mr. Belding’s bunk bed into the master bedroom and moved his own bed into Corky’s urine stench bedroom!
Last summer the Cubs had a series in New York against the Mets. One night, Cubs players Anthony Rizzo and Kris Bryant took Cubs superfan Steve Bartman out to a pizzeria with them. Bartman was wearing a Cubs hat along with huge 1980s-style headphones and the rest of the outfit he wore during the infamous 2003 playoff game between the Cubs and the Marlins. Anthony Rizzo said that deep dish Chicago style pizza was the best, whereas Kris Bryant argued that New York style thin crust was the best. To settle the argument, they had Steve Bartman eat slices of pizza out of their asscracks! Anthony stuck a slice of deep dish sausage and pepperoni in his asscrack and Kris Bryant stuck a huge slice of New York style pepperoni pizza in his asscrack. Steve Bartman gobbled down both slices and licked their assholes clean. Bartman then claimed it was a tie and that there needed to be a tie breaker with them each inserting another slice into their asscracks! This went on for a few more rounds until Anthony Rizzo and Kris Bryant both realized that Bartman was conning them so he could get free pizza and to be able to lick their assholes. Anthony and Kris then both stuck their bare asses in Bartman’s face and ripped wet farts, at which point Bartman fell over and started convulsing while jizzing into his pants!
Damn, these stories are all so erotic. It seems like MLB is full of deviant queers. It’s kind of shocking that A Rod is dating a 55 year old ‘tard, and letting his obese 70 year old “best friend” live with them! I think it was nice of A Rod to let them have the master bedroom. But I heard there was an issue. A Rod’s bedroom has a gas fireplace. Corky and Mr. Belding had lots of food and snacks with them while hanging out in their bunk beds and watching cartoons. This created quite a bit of trash, especially the 5 pizza boxes. As the maid had left for the day already Corky told Mr. B he didn’t want to have a dirty room, but he also didn’t want to have to lug their trash downstairs. Mr. Belding came up with the idea to burn the garbage in the fireplace. Corky loved this idea and danced around the room. They packed their trash into the fireplace and turned it on. At first it worked ok, but then the fire got way out of control and began shooting up the fireplace and along the wall. One of the pizza boxes fell out of the fireplace on fire, and caught a rug on fire. The fireplace also began billowing tons of smoke, which set off a smoke detector. Mr. B yelled “abandon ship” and he and Corky fled the room and left the house. A Rod also came outside and in a few minutes the fire department showed up and went in and out of what thankfully was still a small fire. A Rod asked what happened and an infuriated Corky told him his faulty fireplace had set the house on fire and almost killed him and his best friend. He then told A Rod how they had been generously cleaning their room and burning their garbage. When A Rod said they shouldn’t have done that Corky flew into a ‘Tard rage, as he was only trying to tidy up his room, and felt A Rod should have a maid for him an Mr. B 24/7 if he didn’t want them burning their garbage. Mr. B gave his thoughts on A Rod’s comment by leaning to the side and ripping a really loud fart. This momentarily made Corky happy, but then he got angry again and punched A Rod in the stomach. When A Rod doubled over Corky ripped off his pants, then bodyslammed him to the ground. Corky then began giving A Rod some rough anal while Mr. B, all the neighbors who came out to see what was happening, and the fireman cheered and chanted “Corky, Corky!” over and over again. Mr. Belding pressed his bare ass to A Rod’s face and ripped ass, and for some reason A Rod stuck out his tongue and tried to tongue Mr. B’s anus! Corky saw this an felt A Rod was cheating on him and really went to town on A Rod’s butthole. After jizzing all over A Rod Corky stood up and gave A Rod a nice drop kick to the ribs, before high giving Mr. B. After the fireman left Corky made A Rod switch rooms with them once again, as he didn’t want to sleep in a burned up room that was all A Rod’s fault!
Today A Rod was annoyed. After the fire debacle he was already annoyed with Corky and Mr. Belding. But today he went into his trophy room where he keeps all his baseball awards and found they had all been tossed in the garbage. In their place were mainly awards Mr. Belding received. Like his principal of the year award, and hairiest ball sack award. He also had a picture of himself working out in the boys bathroom at Bayside High hung where A Rod had formerly had hung a picture of himself with the 2009 World Champion Yankees. Mr. Belding had taken that picture out of its frame and tossed it in the trash and installed his picture in its place. Corky also had a few awards like a “Participant” award from the Special Olympics, as well as a framed picture of him driving the drivers Ed car into a dumpster. A Rod was furious his treasures had been discarded and replaced. When he found Corky and Mr. Belding they were in the living room and Corky was having a belching lesson from Mr. Belding. Corky was a bit wound up as during his training he had already downed a two liter of Mountain Dew and was approaching a sugar high. A Rod asked Corky why all his baseball award were in the trash and Corky said “because they were stupid”. He explained that he didn’t like that only A Rod had awards up and he and his best friend didn’t. He said their awards were much more important. When A Rod said it was rude of them to throw his stuff in the trash being that it’s his house. At this Corky stood up, let loose a monster belch in A Rod’s face, then kicked A Rod in the balls. Corky then ripped off A Rod’s pants and raped him while Mr. Belding cheered and jerked off. After jizzing all over A Rod Corky told him he and Mr. Beldings “award room” was now off limits to him, and that if he didn’t shape up they would ask A Rod to move out. At this Mr. Belding pointed at A Rod and belched while saying “yep”. They then left A Rod on the floor while they went off to get some snacks in the kitchen.
Corky and A-Rod were lying in bed last night after having sex - Corky has really given it to A-Rod, right in the ass. Corky curled up in bed with three blankets around him and A-Rod was lying next to him with just a portion of the bed sheet over him. A-Rod said that he was cold and asked Corky to let him use one of the blankets. Corky replied that he was also cold and that A-Rod should have bought more blankets when he had the chance and was a cheap-ass for not doing so. A-Rod started whining that it was his house and he didn’t deserve to be cold. So Corky unrolled the blankets from around his body, let A-Rod slip under them to warm up and then Corky ripped a massive fart! Corky told A-Rod that his fart would warm him up and then rolled himself back under the three blankets, leaving A-Rod with just the tiny portion of the sheet and then stench of Corky’s heinous fart!
This is Harry Anus - I am the brother of Steve Anus, one of the regular posters here.
Bob, A-Rod deserved to have his trophies thrown out for the disrespect he has shown Corky and Mr. Belding! How dare he put his stupid Silver Slugger awards on a shelf where Mr. Belding’s belching contest awards belonged!
I am a waiter at a Miami Beach Mexican restaurant. On Sunday evening A Rod and Corky came in for Valentines Day. What was funny was A Rod was wearing a suit, and Corky was wearing sweatpants and a T-shirt that said “I’m with Stupid” that had an arrow pointing to A Rod. Then Mr. Belding followed them in. He was also wearing sweatpants and a T-shirt. Corky seemed to be cranky and was angry that chips and Salas weren’t waiting for him at the table. He then ripped a fart. It went further downhill when A Rod ordered a margarita, and Corky and Mr. Belding asked for Mountain Dew. When told we don’t have Mountain Dew Corky was furious and told A Rod he knew they should have gone to Taco Bell or Pizza Hut. A Rod tipped someone to run out and get a bunch of Mountain Dew from a nearby convenience store. Once that returned everyone cheered up and Mr. B and Corky began guzzling Mountain Dew and having a belching contest. Mr. Belding and Corky then began having a thumb wrestling competition which resulted in a tie. Mr. B then leaned off his chair and left a fart that lasted at least 10 seconds and was so loud it shook the plates and glasses at the next table. This made Corky really happy, and I could hear him grunt and go dookie in his diaper. Corky and Mr. B had ordered some kind of taco meal. When it came Corky was furious it was covered in all kinds of sauce, unlike his beloved Taco Bell. But Mr. B had a more open mind and began gobbling it up like an animal and told Corky “it’s no Taco Bell but it’s still pretty good”. He then leaned off his chair again and ripped another heinous fart. By now most of the restaurant stank like ass. I could see A Rod was a bit embarrassed and wondered why Mr. B was with them on their Valentines Date meal. A Rod asked Mr. B to try and not lean off his chair, and to control his farts. This sent Corky into a ‘tard rage. He told A Rod his best friend could fart as much as he wanted, then smacked A Rod so hard A Rod fell out of his chair. Corky then took a few bites of his food and then ripped off A Rod’s suit pants, and said he would have to teach him a lesson. He then began raping A Rod right in the middle of a packed restaurant. I noticed while this happened Mr. Belding took A Rod’s plate and began gobbling up his meal while also chugging more Mountain Dew. He also would cheer on Corky, telling him to “teach him a good lesson”. I have to say it was really heartwarming to see Corky pounding away at A Rod’s asshole, while Mr. B, and the rest of the patrons cheered him on. After jizzing all over A Rod Corky returned to his meal. After a minute A Rod pulled himself back up to his chair and found an empty plate. When he asked what happed to his food Corky told him he must have already eaten it, while Mr. B let loose a humongous belch right in his face! Corky then said he was still hungry and wanted to go to Pizza Hut. A very sad looking A Rod paid the bill and they all left, with Corky and Mr. B thumb wrestling as the left. What amazing best friends! Corky and A Rod are a cute couple, but A Rod really seems to annoy Corky way too much!
Tom, what a wonderful Valentine’s Day date that Corky and A-Rod had - it is so obvious that they are truly in love! That was such a nice treat that Mr. Belding tagged along and had that nice belching contest with Corky to entertain everyone. Mr. Belding’s enormous farts were also quite a treat. I can’t believe that A-Rod whined like a little bitch just because Mr. Belding tagged along on their romantic date and expelled so many farts that the entire restaurant reeked of the stench of anus! A-Rod is so uptight - he’s just lucky that Corky puts up with him.
Hey A-Rod, remember a couple nights ago when you snuck into the bathroom where Mr. Belding was taking a shower? Remember how Mr. Belding had been wearing a jock strap instead of regular underwear for the previous day? Remember how you swiped Mr. Belding’s jockstrap and started sniffing it? Remember how much it turned you on thinking that Mr. Belding’s ample balls had just been sweating profusely into the jockstrap? Remember when you hid in the linen closet while pleasuring yourself while wearing the super-sweaty jockstrap on your face? Remember how unbeknownst to you, Mr. Belding had seen you swipe his jockstrap? Remember how Mr. Belding was drinking a 2-liter of Mountain Dew while in the shower? Remember when the linen closet door suddenly opened while you were masturbating furiously? Remember how Mr. Belding unleashed a 15-second fart which was so powerful that it snapped your head into a towel shelf? Remember when Mr. Belding then expelled a massive belch in your face? Remember how Corky saw that you had been beating off and called you a “faggot”? Remember when Corky then raped you for being such a “disgusting faggot”??? You sure learned not to steal Mr. Belding’s jock strap that time!
El Stinkmeister, A Rod’s behavior is repulsive. I personally consider behavior like that cheating. A Rod is taking advantage of Corky having his best friend live with them. Thankfully Mr. Belding has an eagle eye for deviant behavior like A Rod’s and won’t tolerate his behavior. He’s a true best friend and Corky is lucky to have him there to help him. I love that Mr. Belding enjoys tasty Mountain Dew so much he even takes it into the shower!
That Corky is a total stud muffin. He needs to dump that cheater A Rod who refuses to even go public with his relationship with Corky. He should be dancing in the Latino gay bars with guys who will worship his Adonis like looks and body. Of course his best friend Mr. Belding is also welcome and would be another tasty treat in the raging queer community.
Raul, Corky has a big bubble-butt that is highly desirable within the gay community. They also love his bulbous stomach and the fact that he’s a ‘tard. A-Rod is fortunate to be Corky’s semen receptacle.
Being devils advocate here, is corky the arm candy and A Rod the sugar daddy here?
I am just thinking that I haven’t seen corky working for a while, so all his money from life goes on has surely been spent on crack and prostitues? I don’t think he got paid for his wildly popular music career, or can anyone shed any light on this?
However, it sure makes sense that corky is resorting to flaunting his stud friends like Mr B to keep the rod on his toes.
Dner, you bring up an excellent point. A Rod is definitely Corky’s sugar daddy. Everyone knows poor Corky spent all his TV money on crack and hookers long ago. Also, the evil Demasi twins paid him for his amazing musical talents in hot dogs and pizza. So other than Social Security the Corkster has a limited income. Much like Mr. Belding who spent all his money on gay porn. If A Rod didn’t have millions he could never score a stud like Corky. I’m sure A Rod felt like a million bucks strutting into that Mexican restaurant on Valentine’s Day with Corky on his arm. An added bonus was Mr. Belding who although old and obese, is still very much in demand in the rowdy queer community. A Rod needs to make sure Corky and his best friend Mr. Belding are well taken care of, and that they are provided with as much Mountain Dew and deep dish pizza they can eat or he will see them move on. Southern Florida has many billionaires that would love to steal Corky and would treat him like the beefcake he is. I wouldn’t be surprised to see Corky and Belding on Jeff Bezos’s yacht soon.
I can confirm that both Corky and Mr. Belding have signed rather lucrative contracts to star as professional weight loss motivators on the show “My 600 lb Life”. Mr. Belding negotiated the contracts for he and his best friend. This time Corky is getting paid in actual cash instead of times the Demasi twins negotiated contracts that found him kept in dog cages and fed hot dogs and gummy bears. Corky will soon be well off and with A Rod paying all his current bilks should have plenty of cash of his own.
Corky is definitely with A-Rod just because A-Rod can provide the lifestyle he desires. There are many men who would enjoy being strangled by a diaper filled with dookie by a lovable ‘tard, but A-Rod is lucky that Corky chose him! But it is a package deal and Mr. Belding is now Corky’s best friend and is always at Corky’s side, cheering him on. J-Lo is also only with A-Rod because of his money and enjoys watching Corky have his way with A-Rod!
Yeah, he certainly is raising his profile in the community...I was at a dumpster party behind KFC last night and was heartened to see amongst the dudes in sbtb and different strokes outfits, there were many many men wearing a high school baseball jackets, stutters and plastic enhanced bubble butts!
By Jove they were rampant! I saw what appeared to be numerous dude in yankees uniforms getting their balls whipped by rust antennas. I even heard a ‘Mr B’ force an ‘A Rod’ character to wear Zubaz baseball cleats!
Today Mr. B looked in the mirror and told his best bud Corky he looked a little out of shape and could lose 10 or 20 pounds. Corky piped up and said he had also let A Rod trick him into getting out of shape. They headed down to A Rod’s workout room, where Mr. B grabbed a barbell and told Corky to do the same. They then headed into the bathroom as Mr. B said the bathroom was the place to workout, and when he was a principal he regularly kept fit by lifting weights in the boys bathroom. Corky said this was an awesome idea and the two buddies began pumping iron in the bathroom. All of a sudden A Rod came in and asked what the hell they were doing. Corky told them they were getting in shape and A Rod should do the same as a Corky felt he was getting chubby. A Rod claimed no one worked out in the bathroom as all the equipment was in the workout room, and that sitting there doing a few bicep curls while chugging Mountain Dew, wasn’t a real workout. At this Corky grew incensed and fired his barbell at A Rod hitting him in the throat. A Rod collapsed like a sack of potatoes, and Corky pounced on him, and ripped off his Yankees pants, before raping him while Mr. B cheered while continuing to do a few bicep curls while chugging from a 2 liter of Mountain Dew. After jizzing all over A Rod Mr. Belding walked over and ripped an enormous fart right in A Rod’s face. He then told a Corky he felt they had gotten back in shape after a good workout, and headed off to eat some deep dish pizza while leaving A Rod laying on the floor covered in jizz.
Crotch, you obviously have insider info at what happens chez Corky. It sure sounds like Mr B and Corky are sharing a room, especially. As there appears to be an endless line of hookers, dudes, women and delivery drivers going in and out of the revolving door to their penthouse wing. I even saw Rod Belding hitch up in n early 90s sports car with an overnight bag
How is A Rod dealing with this? Worryingly, some of his recent paparazzi pics are showing him wearing a creeping amount of Zubaz s branded clothes - a sock here, a bandana there...what’s the deal here?! It even appears he was wearing an afro wig in his latest spread in people magazine!
Last night Corky told A-Rod that he had a great way for him to make hundreds of millions of dollars. When A-Rod asked what the idea was, Corky said that Mr. Belding had written a movie script that that A-Rod has the chance of a lifetime to invest at the ground level. Corky said that in the script, he’s an international spy like James Bond and that Mr. Belding works with him. Mr. Belding chimed in that Corky would really kick some ass and would know karate and would be true ladies man who saves the world from terrorists. Mr. Belding also said that he would be an owner of a Pizza Hut in the movie as a cover for also being Corky’s boss in the CIA. Mr. Belding further stated that in order to keep his cover, he would be eating several deep dish pizzas in every scene and would be drinking 2-liters of Mountain Dew straight from the bottle. A-Rod replied that it was the stupidest movie idea he’d ever heard and that nobody would believe that a ‘Tard like Corky would be a karate expert or would be irresistible to women. A-Rod also said that Mr. Belding obviously wants to be in a movie like that so that he can get paid to eat pizza and drink Mountain Dew all day. Mr. Belding was insulted and leaned to the side of his chair and ripped a 10-second wet fart which was so powerful that it rattled the windows! Corky then yelled that A-Rod was a piece of shit for not believing in him and for calling him retarded! Corky then went dookie, overflowing his diaper! Corky pulled down his sweatpants and took off the diaper and shoved it in A-Rod’s face, making him eat the dookie! Corky then started viciously raping A-Rod while Mr. Belding ate a can of chocolate frosting while farting repeatedly until the entire room reeked of the smell of anus! A-Rod sure learned to support Corky that time!
Crotch, who is A-Rod to ridicule Mr. Belding for his workout habits? Did it ever occur to him that maybe Mr. Belding is motivated to increase his workout intensity when he’s doing arm curls a mere five feet from someone who is sitting on the toilet going diarrhea???
Gary, I cannot believe A Rod didn’t want to invest in that sure fire box office hit! I think he wants to keep Corky all to himself and refuses to allow him to become the movie star he’s destined to be. Also, what better undercover location then an ordinary Pizza Hut? Talk about a perfect cover story! A Rod really insulted both Corky and Mr. Belding with his insulting comments and Corky should have gone much harder on him. I hope A Rod changes his mind and that movie gets made. Mr. B would be perfect as a CIA handler and Corky is the perfect study Bond figure. I could see him seducing many of Hollywood’s leading starlets!
Today A Rod decided he wanted to go scuba diving and asked if Corky and Mr. Belding wanted to go. A Rod wanted to do some shallow diving and asked if Corky and Mr. B would keep an eye on the equipment and stay in contact with him. Mr. B said he and Corky would be glad to help as long as they stopped and got about 10 Pizza Hut deep dish pizzas, some Taco Bell, and a cooler of at least 10 2 liters of Mountain Dew. When they got out on A Rod’s boat A Rod went diving and asked the guys to stay in communication with him. Corky and Mr. B started chowing down right away, while also chugging ice cold Mountain Dew. When A Rod checked in through the intercom Corky was super annoyed and Mr. B picked up the microphone and let loose a really loud belch into it. A Rod started yelling it hurt his ears and to stop messing around, and Corky grabbed it and asked if he saw any mermaids, or dinosaurs down there, as Corky believes dinosaurs live in the ocean. A Rod started yelling again, and this made Corky sad. Mr. B then went over and unhooked A Rod’s air line and ripped a giant fart into it. Seconds later the intercom activated and you could hear A Rod coughing and wheezing. Corky laughed at this and he also farted into A Rod’s air hose. They were both happy when A Rod went silent and they went back to chowing down. Corky then said the combination of pizza and Taco Bell mixed with 3 two liters of Mountain Dew made his tummy hurt and he needed to go dookie. He went to the side of the boat, dropped his pants and diaper, and began spraying diarrhea into the water. At the same moment A Rod surfaced, coughing and hacking up a lung from the farts. Corky’s diarrhea spray hit him right in the face with some of it getting into his mouth. A Rod was furious as he pulled himself up, still coughing and covered in diarrhea. Corky was all happy because his tummy felt better and asked if A Rod had seen any goblins or dinosaurs. When A Rod said he hadn’t seen anything as his deckhands hadn’t done their jobs Corky got angry. He said he and his best Buddy were on vacation not there to do any work. To confirm this Mr. Belding lifted his leg and ripped a ridiculously loud fart, then picked up another slice of deep dish pizza. Corky told A a Rod his anus itched after the diarrhea and he needed to clean Corky up. When A Rod said no Corky karate chopped him in the throat, then body slammed him into the deck of the boat. He then hovered his bubble butt over A Rod’s face until A Rod began tounging Corky’s butthole. Corky liked this and even treated A Rod to a few nice farts. He then pulled up his diaper and said he was done as diving was stupid and he wanted to go home. Mr. Belding chimed in that he was hungry and they should stop off for Chinese Food on the way home. This made Corky very happy and they agreed to order 50 egg rolls as well as many other tasty treats. A Rod sighed and then drove the boat back to the dock so he could take his lover and his lovers best friend for Chinese. What an awesome day of diving Mr. B and Corky had!
Is A-Rod into S&M? Why does he allow Corky to treat him so badly? But his treatment on the diving trip is also his own fault for putting Corky in charge of watching the equipment. Why the hell would he give that responsibility to a ‘tard like Corky? He had to have known that something like this would end up happening.
I live in Orange County and the brother of a guy I work with has a nephew who delivers food for DoorDash. He said that his nephew received an order for PF Chang’s a couple weeks ago and that he delivered the order to a big house in Anaheim. His nephew was amazed when he rang the doorbell and baseball player Albert Pujols answered the door. However, Albert Pujols wasn’t wearing any pants! Instead, he was wearing a worn out REO Metallica t-shirt and a pair of righty-whiteys, or at least they were likely white when they were first purchased. But the underwear had clearly been worn for some time as there were dark yellow pee stains on them! When Albert opened the door, a strong stench hit the nephew’s nose - even though he was standing 5 or 6 feet away, the nephew said that he could really smell Albert Pujols’s balls and ass and that smell was horrendous! The bill was $42 and Albert have a nice tip - he handed the nephew three $20 bills and told him to keep the change. However, Albert Pujols pulled the $20 bills out of the back of his underwear and they had brown dookie stains on them! Although the nephew appreciated the tip, he was freaked out by Albert Pujols’s freaky behavior!
Pujols is one deranged queer. It’s well known that he has all kinds of man action around the Angels Stadium, much of which concerns him leaving green dookie somewhere. Why he would think a door dash guy, braving Covid to deliver food to people, would want a tip covered in his fecal matter is beyond me. You think he’d cover up when answering the door. I think he gets his rocks off showing off his piss stained tighty whities, and making others smell his rank balls and ass. I’ve always believed Albert should hook up with the guy who was in the Problem Child movies. I heard he can give Pujols a run for his money in the ball and ass stank department.
This nice Albert Pujols comment was posted in another forum:
"Two of the stories that stick out are about the silly little games Albert used to play whenever he was in the locker room with the other guys. The first game was something he called "pulgares sucios" (dirty thumbs). He would sneak up behind teammates who were changing or showering, or just not paying attention and he would jam his thumb as far up their butt as he could, and then he would move it back and forth in front of his nose while inhaling deeply...and he would do it with creepy looks. If Albert approved of the smell he would say “dulce sabor,” (sweet flavor), but if he didn’t approve of the smell he would say “necesita condiment (needs seasoning).
The other game he played was one of the urine games. He called that game 'sorpresa amarilla' (yellow surprise). This was a game he played in the showers where he would try to piss on his teammates without them realizing it. Sometimes he'd piss on the shower floor and let it run across their feet as it ran towards the drain, and other times he would go all the way and try to pee on their leg, butt, back, etc...when they were looking the other way. His favorite was when he could shoot a perfect, strong stream of urine out and land it right in a guy's buttcrack. He called that "Oro de la Diana"...(golden bullseye). I guess he was a real sick fokkke. "
A couple years ago I was in my Kenworth hauling logs through Nevada when I stopped at a rest area to use the bathroom. I had to go #2, so I found an open stall and sat down to take a dump. After sitting down, farting a few times, and going diarrhea, someone suddenly knocked on the stall door. I asked what the person wanted and the person at the door said that all of the stalls were taken and that he really needed to use a stall. He asked if he could share my toilet seat. I refused as I didn't want some random man to sit next to me on my toilet seat. however, the person at the door said that he was famous baseball player Alex Rodriguez and that he would give me an autograph. I'm a baseball fan, so I reluctantly agreed to let him in. A-Rod walked in, pulled down his pants and sat on the seat next to me. The seat wasn't exactly huge, and our ass cheeks were slightly touching as he sprayed diarrhea into the toilet bowl. I don't know what he had eaten, but his feces stunk! All of a sudden, A-Rod started fondling my cock - I'm not gay or anything like that, but it felt really good and I blew a huge load within about a minute. A-Rod then stood up, pulled up his pants, and then walked out of the stall and left the men's room. He forgot to wipe his ass or wash his hands! At this moment, I realized that he forgot to him me the autograph he promised! Although I was disappointed that I didn't get an autograph, I have to say that A-Rod is a great guy and I will always cherish this memory of him.
My only goal in life is to steal Corky from A Rod. I will not rest until that ‘tard is strangling me with a doo doo filled diaper, and powerfully making me submit to his anal intrusions!
Tom I’m a trucker as well. I was hauling Watermelons from Florida to New York on I-95 when I stopped off at a truckstop in South Carolina. I sat down in stall and could hear two guys giggling and a ton of farts coming from the stall next door. I tried to ignore it as it’s fairly common that a few rowdy truckers decide to get it on in a stall. But this time it got crazy and I heard a ridiculously loud fart then a loud bang, then the wall came crashing into my stall. I then saw this weirdo wearing a Cubs hat and those old Walkman headphones. He had been blown into the wall, which was now leaning into my stall as I tried to take a dump. I looked over and saw a guy in a full Cubs uniform eating a greasy slice of pizza with his pants around his ankles. He had ripped a fart on the other guy. I then realized the guy in the uniform was Anthony Rizzo and the weirdo inches from me was Cubs super fan Steve Bartman. Without even asking if I was ok Rizzo began buttslamming Bartman while continuing to eat pizza which dripped grease all over Bartman’s back. Rizzo did offer me a piece of pizza which I declined. After jizzing all over Bartman he yanked him back into his stall and ripped ass in Bartmans face. The two then left the mostly destroyed stall and joined hands before skipping away out of the bathroom. It was a very strange experience. Looking back I wish I had accepted Rizzo’s offer for a slice of that Pizza as it looked delicious.
Jan Michael, I thought you had died? I loved you and Ernest Borgnine in Airwolf. Can you confirm you and he had a brief dalliance as lovers? If only Ernest were still alive. I’d love to have a threesome with he and Wilford Brimley! Hot diggity!
I just got such a boner thinking of screech, Wilford Brimley and Jan VIncent up there in heaven in an Indian three
Way whilst St. Peter peeks on from the pearly gates! I sure hope that Mr B holds a seance to bring them back down and sacrifice a-rod to the rowdy rimjob gods!
Today A Rod was in a bad mood. Last night he and Corky were cuddling in bed when there was a noise, and then Mr. B’s voice could be heard saying “best Buddy one to best Buddy 2”. Corky got all excited and reached into his nightstand and pulled out a He-Man Walkie Talkie. Then he responded to Mr. Belding asking what he needed. Mr. B said he had a message for A Rod. Corky put the walkie talkie to A Rod’s ear just in time for a massive fart to blast from the speaker. This angered A Rod who didn’t even know the walkie talkie existed. Then Mr. B came through again and told Corky that his favorite episode of Scooby Doo was on, and that he had just taken delivery of a few tasty deep dish pizzas. Corky told A Rod he was heading to his bunk beds with his best buddy, then ripped a fart in A Rod’s face. Although A Rod enjoyed the fart he complained that this was his special time with Corky. Corky told him his best friend needed him, and A Rod was his bitch and he’d be there when he wanted to. A Rod then began crying and Corky went off to eat pizza, drink Mountain Dew, have cool belching contests, and watch Scooby Doo with his best buddy. Corky did forget his He-Man walkie talkie and the rest of the night Mr. B and Corky pranked A Rod with loud belches and farts! Those best buddies have so much fun!
Bobby, it seems as though A-Rod is tormented. He is deeply in love with Corky yet Corky appears to only be with A-Rod for his money and for the sexual services that A-Rod provides. After his sexual needs have been met, Corky would rather have belching and farting contests with Mr. Belding than hang out with A-Rod.
Nerdstrom, I agree, but A Rod’s proclivity to enjoy Corky manhandling and strangling him while pounding away at his anus have helped create the current situation. Today Corky made A Rod order another set of bunk beds for he and Mr. Beldings room as they are hosting Dudley and Mr. Horton this weekend. They have a weekend of video games, pizza parties, movies, and bike rides all planned out. Dudley and Mr. Horton also have some special time of their own planned so they can play “Neptune, King of the Sea”. A Rod is not included in any of this. When A Rod complained Corky said if A Rod’s lucky he might come by to strangle him and pound his ass. Corky is a real stud and keeps A a Rod in line.
Corky and Mr. Belding need their own reality show! It’s just crazy that a 70-year-old retired former high school principal is now best friends with a ‘tard in his mid-50s who wears a diaper and frequently does dookie in the kitchen sink. A reality show where they have belching contests or where Mr. Belding cheers on Corky while the Corkster is going to the bathroom in a closet or is raping A-Rod would be a huge hit!
Corky and belding are being hounded for top glamour shoots in numerous male only. Agazines. Imagine how different bayside high would have looked back in 1990 if belding was principal and corky was the stud student in leather jacket?
I think they should add corky to the sbtb reboot as a student, even as a 50 year old and install the big bopper back as principal!
Today when A Rod woke up he came downstairs to find a nude Mr. Horton and Dudley riding a tandem bike around the living room, while Mr. Belding and Corky chowed down on two boxes of Dunkin’ Donuts, and guzzled Mountain Dew. They then had a belching contest and this distracted A Rod until Dudley and Mr. Horton ran over his foot with their bike. Corky told A Rod Mr. Horton and Dudley were working up a sweat before heading off to the shower to play “Neptune, King of the Sea”. What an amazing scene! A Rod is one lucky guy!
Anon, it would have been a much better show if Corky had replaced Zack. Zack was a pansy, always up to some dumb scheme. Corky is a flat out beefcake and was in his prime back then. I can just imagine him crushing the halls in the golf cart drivers Ed car, with his dong hanging out and both guys and girls swooning. He’d take a quick pit stop to shit in the water fountain, and everyone would loudly cheer. Man that would have been a classic show, that likely would still be on the air today.
Today A Rod was out playing golf when all of a sudden he saw the Bayside golf cart/drivers Ed car, with Corky behind the wheel, coming towards him. Mr. B was in the passenger seat, and behind them were Mr. Horton and Dudley on a tandem bike. When Corky got there he said it was an emergency as he couldn’t find the remote for the TV and they needed to watch an episode of Mr. Belvedere they all enjoyed. Corky was furious A Rod wasn’t picking up his phone and had it on silent. When A Rod said he didn’t know where the remote was, and that his phone was on silent as that was proper gold etiquette Corky became enraged. He jumped off the golf cart and belted A Rod in the gut, then ripped of A Rod’s ridiculous looking (and some similar to Zubaz) golf pants. Corky yelled how he needed that remote and A Rod was his bitch and better keep his phone “to his ear, ready to listen” 24/7 in case Corky needed something. He then gave A Rod some rough anal, while Mr. B, Dudley, and Mr. Horton cheered. A Rod’s golf partners looked on in horror which annoyed Mr. B who drove over to them, lifted his leg, and ripped an insanely loud and smelly fart. One of them began puking from the stench and the other two ran away! This pleased Corky who was happy his best friend had stood up for him, and he really gave A Rod a good drilling. Corky then jizzed all over A Rod and began smacking him around, before telling A Rod to get his ass home, find the remote, then make he and his buddies some nachos so they could eat them during Mr. Belvedere. Not wanting to anger Corky further A Rod went right to his car to head home. Corky really knows how to keep A Rod in line!
Ted, I agree with you that SBTB would have been a much better show if Corky had replaced Zack. The image of him zooming down the halls of Bayside High School in the Driver’s Ed golf cart is hilarious- Corky would likely drive over a few students or teachers, seriously injuring or possibly even killing them, to thunderous canned laughter! Corky flying into a ‘tard rage in the cafeteria when he discovers that they only serve tacos on Taco Tuesday would have also also been fun to watch. I would have also enjoyed watching him bully Screech, going dookie in Screech’s locker repeatedly- Screech would complain but Mr. B would just smile and say that Corky was too lovable to punish!
El Stinkmeister, the only downside I see with Corky playing Zack would be he worked became such a fan favorite they would never be able to film any of the other characters. It would immediately become Corky focused and the fans would demand it. The other characters would only be in the show if they were interacting with Corky. I love the idea of Corky running down teachers and students. I could see the drivers Ed golf cart being his permanent vehicle to get around the school. I could also see Corky dating most of the popular female and male students as well as some teachers! He’s just such a Casanova! His harassment of the gargoyle Screech would provide constant comic relief as Screech’s locker would become Corky’s private bathroom. When Screech complained to Belding Mr. B would provide further comic relief by teaching Screech a lesson about complaining about a lovable ‘tard like Corky. I’m wondering if it’s just to late for this concept to happen. Does a 55 year old Corky still have what it takes? Can the Big Bopper at 70 and 500 pounds still pull it off? And who plays Screech? Is it possible that A Rod could step in to play the role? I think AC Slater could easily be filled by Mario Lopez, but the other cast members are to ancient for a stud like Corky. They would have to recast most of them. But man the finished product would be amazing and would get Super Bowl ratings week after week!
Rat, what you said about who a rod hangs with at golf shows the mark of the man. How dare he fraternise with other golfers who were disgusted at the sight of corky stomping all over him. We’re they male, female, or non binary these people? Belding should have got back in that cart and ran over them, unlooped his belt and given them 6 of the best before getting out a funnel and unleashing a tsunami of nutty diarrhoea that went straight through the tube over them!
Also, stink, I am sure there was a pilot with corky, I once saw it for sale as a vhs tape in a video store outside wristlets field - but apparently it’s a lost classic now, like the 1906 film of Alice in wonderland.
That idea of a rod as screech is so kinky! It would also honour the Double Doggs memory in such a poignant way. Would Pujols be a good Ox? Would Anthony Rizzo be a new max Nordstrom? I have just lost copious loads thinking about this. corky would surely approve, considering life goes on is no longer on syndication and he is estranged from his rowdy ‘singer in the band’ band mates ?
Albert, it would make more sense for Anthony Rizzo to play Ox. Steve Bartman would be a good Maxwell Nerdstrom. Maybe Albert Pujols could play Coach Sonski - isn’t Pujols about 50 now? Jason Heyward can be the black nerd, Ollie Creekly.
Albert Pujols is the worst. He would be a showboat, even if he was just a coach. He’s notorious for being deranged and leaving green Doo Doo everywhere. I do love the idea of Anthony Rizzo playing Ox, and Steve Bartman as Nerdstrom.
Today something unusual happened. When A Rod came downstairs and complained that the noise Dudley and Mr. Horton were making riding their tandem bike around the house was bothering him Corky fired a burrito at his head. Before he tried to duck A Rod yelled “Zoinks”. He was also wearing pajama pants with multicolored stripes on them. I’m not sure what’s happening here. If A Rod is trying out for the Screech character, or if his brain damage from Corky’s beatings is reducing him to becoming “Screech” like. I’m interested to see if this progresses.
I think that Bruce Vilanche would be a great new Mr. Tuttle. He’s fatter than the original Mr. Tuttle and much more gay. But I could definitely envision him hiding behind a potted plant and masturbating vigorously while Corky and Mr. Belding have their way with A-Rod!
Hey A-Rod, I’m gonna piss on your face. Then I’m gonna fart in your mouth. I will follow this be shitting on your chest before farting in your mouth again. Then I will give you rough anal while Corky, Mr. Belding, and Mariano Rivera watch and jerk off intently!
El Stinkmeister, that is an awesome idea! Bruce Vilanche would be a perfect Mr. Tuttle. I’m wondering if he could double as Leon Corosi as well in case the reboot decides to revisit the Malibu Beach Club? This needs to happen fast. I can’t believe Bruce is still alive at 72. He’s been morbidly obese his entire life! My only concern is if he can even get a boner at his age and weight. Hopefully the rowdy set, and seeing a young buck like Corky will get his queer juices flowing again.
Last week A-Rod bought two large canisters of Swiss Miss hot cocoa mix during his weekly shopping outing at Walmart. When he got home, he put both canisters away in his pantry. A couple days later, he opened his pantry door and saw that the canisters were missing. A-Rod went into the living room where Corky and Mr. Belding were watching a Thundercats cartoon marathon to ask if Corky knew what has happened to the Swiss Miss cannisters. When he walked in, he saw that each of them had a canister and were eating spoonfuls of the hot cocoa mix. A-Rod yelled that they shouldn’t be eating out of the cannisters as there is a lot of sugar and calories in the mix and they should be mixing it with hot water. When Corky heard A-Rod, he got really angry because A-Rod had interrupted his favorite cartoon. When A-Rod replied that Thundercats was a gay cartoon and couldn’t possibly be Corky’s favorite as Corky had never seen it before and that Corky had frequently mentioned that He-Man was his favorite cartoon, Corky’s face face got red with anger and he went dookie in his diaper, fueling his rage! Mr. Belding leaned to the side and ripped a heinous 10-second loud fart to express his own displeasure! Corky then punched A-Rod in the balls and then grabbed one of A-Rod’s Silver Slugger awards and started sodomizing A-Rod’s anus with it until A-Rod was bleeding profusely! Corky then lubed up his cock with the blood and started pounding A-Rod’s ass while Mr. Belding cheered him on! Corky sure taught A-Rod a lesson that time!
Gary, A Rod is a total idiot for buying that hot chocolate mix and not thinking Corky and Mr. B would eat it. Mr. Belding regularly eats containers of frosting! Why he would argue about a cartoon with Corky makes me think he set that all up to get his deranged anal needs met. He seems to love when Corky beats him up, then pounds his asshole. I do love how Mr. Belding voices his displeasure by ripping farts or belching. He’s a true friend to Corky. I’ve been hearing rumors that A Rod is growing out his hair in order to try and grow some kind a pubic jewfro. I heard this from a bum who was servicing my penis and ass needs behind a Wendy’s 2 nights ago. Has anyone else heard this? Is it true A Rod is morphing to fill the void Screech left?
Today I was at a McDonalds in Miami and in walked A Rod, Corky, and Mr. Belding. I was a little surprised as Mr. Belding had a Pizza Hut pizza box with him, and was eating a piece of pizza as he came in. Corky had a small bag of Taco Bell and was stuffing his face with a taco. I watched as they ordered 100 chicken McNuggets, a few Big Macs and like 10 large fries. There was a small commotion when they found out Macdonald’s doesn’t have Mountain Dew and Corky almost went into a total ‘tard rage, but A Rod said he had brought some two liters in a cooler which made both Mr. B and Corky happy. It seemed the enormous Taco Bell cups of Mountain Dew weren’t enough of the tasty fluorescent green beverage. They all then sat in a booth and A Rod just watched as Mr. B and Cork devoured Pizza, Taco’s, and piles of McDonalds food. Between bites they guzzled Mountain Dew. Mr. B leaned off the booth and ripped a giant fart that made a small child sitting near them cry. Corky enjoyed this and let loose a belch right in A Rod’s face. He then leaned towards A Rod to fart but instead I could hear a giant shart into his diaper. Corky then got mad and said A Rod had messed up his fart by annoying him, and it was time to change his diaper. Corky and A Rod went into the men’s room, with A Rod carrying a giant diaper bag. A few minutes later I heard a crash, and then some yelling and then someone being smacked around. It turned out A Rod had tried to use one of those restroom changing tables and it broke because Corky was far to large for it. Corky landed hard on the ground, angering him, and Mr. B wobbled into the bathroom to check on his buddy. The next thing I knew the door burst open as Corky tossed A Rod out of the bathroom and he and Mr. B followed him out. Corky’s pants were already down, and Mr. B dropped his. They both pressed their asses to A Rod’s head and ripped giant farts at the same time. A Rod moaned in pleasure, which annoyed Corky who began kicking A Rod in the ribs. He then ripped off A Rod’s pants and ass raped him, as the patrons of the McDonalds cheered and yelled. After firing his ‘tard seed wildly he pulled up his diaper and pants and he and Mr. B went back to their booth to finish their meal. They left A Rod laying on the ground moaning which was pretty funny. Only when they were ready to leave did Corky go over and kick A Rod and yell at him to drive them home so that wouldn’t miss the start of He-Man. It was a pretty erotic afternoon at McDonalds. A Rod and Corky are a cute couple but A Rod needs to work on not aggravating Corky so much. Thankfully Mr. B was there to help Corky maintain his composure.
All of the patrons at the McDonalds were probably upset at A-Rod for causing such a disturbance. They can’t blame Corky, as he’s just a ‘tard who doesn’t know any better. And they can’t blame Mr. Belding as he’s Corky’s companion and best friend in the world. So if Mr. Belding keeps farting to the point at which the entire restaurant smells like an anus, then A-Rod is responsible because he brought Corky with him to the McDonalds in the first place.
I work in a vintage clothing store in Miami. Today A Rod came in and was browsing around. When I asked if he was looking for anything in particular he said he needed some Zubaz pants. The only pair we had was pretty soiled and was also to big for him, but he said he’d get a tailor to adjust them. He didn’t seem to mind the ass had a few brown stains. I watched as he went out to his car, and when he thought no one was looking he took them from the bag and put his nose into the seat of the pants and began breathing deeply. This seemed to give him some kind of homoerotic pleasure. He sure is a weird guy.
It is a queer fantasy of mine to watch Corky and Walt Jr. from Breaking Bad have their way with A-Rod. Watching those two ‘tards rough A-Rod up for sexual pleasure would be so hot! Imagine Corky strangling A-Rod with a diaper full of dookie while Walt Jr. smacks A-Rod in the crotch with his crutches before sodomizing him would be unbelievably orgasmic!!
El Stinkmeister, I’ve had the same fantasy. But in mine Cousin Geri from “the Facts of Life” is also there ripping nasty queefs in A Rod’s face! Let’s make this happen!
Hey guys, my fantasy is to eat three extra large deep dish pepperoni and sausage pizzas and wash it down with Mountain Dew and Pepsi. I will then sneak into Alex Rodriguez’s master bedroom at night and will then rip several epic wet farts in Alex’s face to wake him up and will then belch in his face. Corky, my best buddy, will be so happy about this that he will overflow his diaper with doodoo! I used to do something similar to a certain Jew-froed castmate on the rowdy Saved By The Bell: The New Class set. Oh, I gotta go- they just brought out my order here at Taco Bell.
Today A Rod came downstairs to find Corky, Mr. Belding, and houseguest Rod Belding hanging out. They were all watching the episode of Small Wonder where Jamie and Reggie rob a liquor store using Viki to man handle the store clerk by lifting him over his head, while a ski masked Jamie and Reggie cleaned out the cash register. During the entire scene canned laughter blasted. Rod laughed hysterically at this scene while chugging a Pabst blue ribbon beer, and talking about a rafting trip he was going on with some flight attendants. Mr. B said he was full of shit, then lifted his leg and ripped a 13 second fart that rattled the windows. This made Corky happy and he went dookie in his diaper. He then told A Rod that Rod was going to be staying with them for awhile as he was homeless. Corky then went back to eating pizza with Mr. Belding until A Rod said he would appreciate it if Corky asked him before having guests over as it’s his house. This enraged Corky, who told A A Rod Mr. Belding is his best friend, and any family member of Mr. B’s is also his friend. And his friends can stay over whenever they want. He then got up and began spinning in circles, getting closer and closer to A Rod until he kicked A Rod in the nuts. This made Mr. B and Rod cheer. Corky then ripped off A Rod’s pants and began giving him some rough anal. Mr. B and Rod stood up and dropped their pants. They came over to A Rod and pressed for heir asses to A Rod’s head and simultaneously ripped farts. Mr. Beldings was insanely loud and smelly, while Rod’s beer fart was extremely wet and sprayed shit all over A Rod. At the same time Corky jizzed in A Rod’s ass, then the 3 high fived each other and went back to hanging out, with Mr. B and Corky eating pizza, and an enormous bag of Pixxie sticks, along with Mountain Dewl while Rod chugged more Pabst Blue Ribbon. Corky got really happy when a new Small Wonder episode came on and realized it was the one where Jamie and Reggie used Viki to sell crack to their middle school classmates. Corky loves the part where one of the kids OD’s in the middle of algebra class! A Rod eventually crawled up the stairs bleeding from the anus, and covered in a thin coating of wet shit.
Tom, what the hell was A-Rod thinking? Corky is in charge of A-Rod's home and if he wants Rod Belding to stay in A-Rod's home, A-Rod should honor Corky's wishes. A-Rod deserved everything which happened to him!
Yesterday Corky was eating a bologna sandwich topped with pixie stick powder and M&M's. Corky was also drinking from a 2-liter bottle of Coke while watching cartoons with Mr. Belding as Mr. Belding ate spoonfuls of chocolate cake frosting from a large canister. Corky was sitting on A-Rod's white couch while wearing one of A-Rod's jock straps. Mr. Belding then challenged Corky to a belching contest. After three belches apiece, A-Rod walked through the front door after coming home from buying more soda from Wal-Mart for Corky. When A-Rod saw Corky's sandwich, he told Corky that he needed to grow up and act like an adult. A-Rod informed Corky that his sandwich with candy on it was very unhealthy and that he should be eating better to maintain his bubble butt and his sexy physique. When Corky heard this, he was outraged and claimed that A-Rod was just using him for his body! Corky then stood up and A-Rod asked why the hell he was wearing a jock strap instead of his diaper. He also noticed that Corky had left a brown stain on the couch where he had apparently been ripping wet farts while eating. A-Rod pointed out the stain and said that Corky had ruined the couch. Corky then smacked A-Rod in the head with the tv remote control while Mr. Belding continued eating the canister of frosting while cheering him on! Corky proceeded to tear off A-Rod's pants and started ass-raping him while Mr. Belding drank a massive gulp of Mountain Dew and then loudly belched! Corky then jizzed into A-Rod's anus before pulling out and then shitting on the couch! Corky really taught A-Rod a lesson about objectifying him that time!
Mr. Belding has become so obese that even XXL sweatpants are skin-tight on him. A couple night ago, Mr. Belding came down to join the dinner that Corky and A-Rod were eating a Kraft macaroni and cheese meal. Mr. Belding was wearing his sweatpants which were so tight on him that they left little to the imagination - it was very evident tat Mr. Belding was not wearing underwear as the outline of his elderly penis was visible. As Mr. Belding walked to the table, A-Rod was fixated on Mr. Belding's crotch. A-Rod was leering as Mr. Belding's penis and balls shifted from side to side as he walked. Corky saw A-Rod staring at Mr. Belding and called him a faggot and said that he was cheating on him by for staring at Mr. Belding's cock! A-Rod denied staring at Mr. Belding's crotch and claimed that he was just looking at Mr. Belding's lumpy belly. Corky got really angry and accused A-Rod of being both a cheater and a jerk for being rude to his best friend in the world, Mr. Belding. Corky proceeded to throw A-Rod a beating to teach A-Rod a lesson. Corky also raped A-Rod while Mr. Belding cheered him on and masturbated until Corky blew his mongoloid seed into A-Rod's colon! Corky then sat back down at the table and had a belching contest with Mr. Belding while A-Rod laid in a crumpled mess on the floor bleeding from his anus!
Xxxl is the way to go. Especially as I know belding sweatpants have a thick brown lining over where the ass is and a crusty yellow and waxy runway where his balls and knob cheese go.
The big bopper likes this because when he has been sitting a while, the fabric gets warm and drive the men within a 5 metre radius wild - no wonder A Rod pitched a tent.
I heard on good authority that the suit belding always wore in sbtb is so valuable and sought after by many dudes because it’s stank is so potent, no one can resist losing multiple loads. I bet ARod wished he was belding dirty linen box!! I sure hope the cork keeps him line!
By the way, who are the demasi twins Dom’s when it comes to corky? What’s the deal there, as I heard a rod has been meeting up with them seperately and were caught talking surreptitiously and in a conniving way in an expensive restaurant recently?
*are the demasi twins doms
El Stinkmeister, what the hell is wrong with A Rod? He was obviously checking out Mr. Beldings massive dong right in front of his lover. Also, why would he insult Mr. B by pretending to be looking at his enormous gut? He should have known Corky would get upset at this and toss him a good beating. A Rod should just be thankful that he’s with an Adonis like Corky and that he’s happy his best friend ever lives with them. Not gawk at his best friends rhinoceros penis!
Today A Rod was complaining that Tom Brady has his own line of supplements and must be making a fortune off them. He whined that he didn’t have a line of supplements of his own. Corky said that’s because A Rod is a cheater, and no one would want his stupid cheater supplements. This made Mr. B laugh, and he leaned off his chair and ripped an 8 second fart which stank up the room and made Corky giggle. Corky then had a fantastic idea. He said that tons of people want to be exactly like he and Mr. Belding and that they should have a line of supplements, and that A Rod could finance their products. Corky and Mr. B began brainstorming immediately and they both agreed that their products needed tons of sugar for energy and ingredients like Mountain Dew and deep dish pepperoni pizza. Mr. B exclaimed that Corky was a genius and every guy on the planet was jealous of the beef cakes they are, and would love to know the secrets of their diets. A Rod butted in and said it was a horrible idea, that no one wanted unhealthy supplements full of garbage like Mountain Dew and piles of sugar. He also claimed no one wanted to be obese. At this Corky became enraged and yelled that everyone on earth was jealous of his bubble butt, and of his best friends amazing body. He then karate chopped A Rod in the throat, causing him to fall to the ground. A Rod then ripped off A Rod’s pants and began giving him some really rough anal while Mr. B chanted “Corky” over and over and also stomped his feet. After jizzing all over A Rod the two best buddies left him laying in a heap on the floor while they went to the kitchen to get some snacks and continue brainstorming Corky’s amazing idea. They began designing their supplements containers and decided they should both be on the packages wearing no pants so everyone could see and be jealous of their dongs, thus driving purchases. I can’t wait for their supplements to hit shelves worldwide!
Crotchmaster, A-Rod is such a fool. He’s sitting on a goldmine and he doesn’t even realize it! A majority of the people in the US are obese and I’m sure that they would love to eat something endorsed by Corky and Mr. Belding, particularly if it is sold in containers which show images of the enormous dongs of Corky and Mr. Belding!
Yesterday Corky pulled down his diaper and saw that a few of his own pubic hairs had fallen off and were in the diaper. Corky was very happy as he thought it was a good sign and grabbed a couple to show to A-Rod. When he showed them to A-Rod he told A-Rod to make a wish and blow them out of his hand for good luck. A-Rod told Corky to get his disgusting pubes out of his face while he was eating his lunch. Corky was offended as pubic hairs are highly prized within the ‘tard community and the pubes of a famous ‘tard like Corky are more valuable than an ounce of gold! Corky karate chopped A-Rod in the Adam’s Apple and then flew into a ‘tard rage and unloaded a flurry of slaps to A-Rod’s face! He also punched A-Rod in the balls while Mr. Belding sat at the kitchen table cheering him on while drinking a large bottle of Hershey’s chocolate syrup. Corky then grabbed A-Rod’s ball bag and painfully tore out a handful of A-Rod’s pubic hairs! A-Rod uttered “Zoinks!!” and then Corky shoved the pubes in his face and ordered him to blow them away! A-Rod was terrified, so he did blow them away as he made a wish. Unfortunately for A-Rod, his wish did not come true as Corky proceeded to ass-rape him while Mr. Belding cut open a large bag of M&M’s and poured the contents into his mouth, mixing them with the Hershey’s chocolate syrup in his mouth!
El Stinkmeister, A Rod is a true jackass for not appreciating that Corky wanted his lover to make a wish by blowing away his precious pubes. It seems every day A Rod gets dumber. And what’s up with him yelling “Zoinks”?! That’s the second or third time that’s happened recently. I don’t know what poor, lovable, Corky, would do without his best buddy being there to support him and chow down on tons of junk food. A Rod most certainly does not deserve Corky!
Hi room, I have an urgent query. As a high powered exec at a Madison Avenue ad firm, I recently took on a Mr. C. Thatcher and a Mr. Belding and agreed to run with their vitamin product. However, I have leafed through their well written, principal tinged business case and they omitted one small thing, which I hope you can help with.
I know for a fact they both have monster pleasure sticks, but they did not give me any measurements. I need some sort of metric Thor the focus groups, so can anyone compare their rods to food or crisp packaging?
I am also looking for a janitor to be the face of ‘janitor vitamins’ if anyone can advise of a name?
Marlboro Man, Corky and Mr. Belding are rumored to each have dongs as thick and long as a can of Pringles. You might want to include an image of A-Rod’s don’t as well - after years of steroids, his wang is the size of a Chapstick.
Gary, that is very product friendly. I hope to have Belding in a blue principals suit with his buttons coming off, sweaty armpits and his dick blasting out of the carton. For Mr Thatcher I want him to be wearing a high school jacket and a cap with a propellor and clock on it, saying 'time for sex' wit dat pringle can size fire hose snaking out of his breeches.
I had a 'Mister A. Rod' get in touch as well asking if his 'zoinker' would make the cut. I have not heard of this guy, but i see you have given his bio and i will stand well alone. I sure hope the focus group of Jason Heyward, Anthony Rizzo and CJ Pujols will be productive. 2 elderly thugs in leather jackets calling themselves 'the twins' are also asking to join, will let you know how i get on!
Marlboro Man, the only people who should be on the supplements are Corky and Mr. Belding. A Rod and others may be trying to horn in on what is a sure fire jillion dollar idea. A Rod is probably sorry he didn’t jump on the chance to fund Corky’s idea to have a supplement filled with Mountain Dew, sugar, donuts, Taco Bell, deep dish pizza, Swedish fish, and many other of he and Mr. B’s favorite foods. What A Rod didn’t count on was the packaging, with those two studs letting loose their massive dongs. That will lure in every man and woman on the earth. As the old saying goes, all men want to be them, and all the ladies want to be with them. Many dudes want to be with them as well. Stay clear of those twins. They are bad news, and will only turn a sure fire money make into a disaster.
Hey Marlboro Man.. Why don't you suck my motherfuckin' dick, you shit-lickin' asswipe. You're the kind of guy who probably shoves corn cobs up his asshole and then licks the shit off of them afterwards.. You can lick my sack, you goddammned, faggot-fuckin', shit-suckin', ass-lickin', kunt-faced bitch-hole. Have a nice day.
Is it just me, or do any of you other guys find it really irritating & inconvenient when there's a big black cock stuffed up your ass and you're in a hurry 'cause you're running late for work and have to go poop around it? I really hate when that happens.. :(
A couple days ago Corky and Mr. Belding were in the living room at A-Rod’s home watching old WWF wrestling matches which occurred during Saturday Night’s Main Event tv specials. Corky had so much fun watching Hulk Hogan, the Ultimate Warrior, and Macho Man Randy Savage wrestle. Corky drank a can of Mountain Dew and ate a slice of pizza while watching, Mr. Belding, on the other hand, ate an entire pie and drank a large bottle of maple syrup followed by a 2-liter of Pepsi.
After watching a few hours of the wrestling matches, Corky ran to the study where A-Rod was watching Netflix. Corky told A-Rod that he was going to become a professional wrestler and would be Hulk Hogan’s tag team partner in a match on Saturday Night’s Main Event against the Ultimate Warrior and the Macho Man. A-Rod informed Corky that it was his dumbest idea yet. A-Rod said that for one thing, the Ultimate Warrior and Macho Man Randy Savage had both been dead for years. A-Rod also informed Corky that the WWF had changed its name to the WWE a long time ago. A-Rod additionally informed Corky that the last Saturday Night’s Main Event was something like 30 years ago. A-Rod also told Corky that he was far too fat, weak, and out of shape to complete against professional wrestlers. A-Rod further explained that wrestling thongs weren’t made on diaper form and that he’d probably go dookie all over the wrestling ring.
Corky was understandably upset at A-Rod’s inconsiderate and unbelievably rude response and decided to teach A-Rod a lesson. Corky used his impressive ‘tard strength to throw A-Rod to the ground and then sat on A-Rod’s head and claimed that he had pinned A-Rod! A-Rod replied that Corky had used an illegal move and that wrestlers don’t pin each other by sitting on their opponent’s head. Corky got really angry and then lousy farted repeatedly while he continued sitting on A-Rod’s head until the room smelled Corky’s anus! Corky then pulled down A-Rod’s pants and started ass-raping him while claiming that this would be his special finish move to do to opponents during each match! Corky really taught A-Rod an important lesson about the wrestling business!
El Stinkmeister, another fantastic recap! A Rod is such a downer, no wonder no one wants to hang out with him. He has to ruin all the fun Mr. B and Corky have, and squash any dreams Corky has. Corky would be an awesome pro wrestler, and everyone knows there have been more than one Ultimate Warrior. I think ass raping his opponent is an awesome finishing move! Just imagine the rowdy crowd cheering his name, and jerking off all over the place as Corky gave his opponent a good ass reaming before basking in glory!
Today as Corky and Mr. Belding we’re grabbing some snacks Mr. B told Corky it would be nice if they had their own chef. Corky asked him what he was talking about and Mr. B said he was surprised that for how rich A Rod is he doesn’t have a chef to make them delicious treats 24/7. Corky didn’t know a home chef was a thing and was instantly enraged he and Mr. B has been making their own sandwiches, cereal, and getting their own snacks. He was so angry that they had been having to order food from door dash when a chef could have been making them tasty food and bringing it right to them. Corky ran upstairs and accosted A Rod. He demanded he hire a personal chef only for he and his best buddy. He told A Rod if he wanted food he’d need to get his own chef. When A Rod said all they are was garbage like fast food and pizza and that they didn’t need a personal chef for that Corky flew into a ‘tard rage. He picked A Rod up and fired him down the stairs where Mr. B was sitting on the couch. Corky came running down the stairs and leapt off the bottom step and gave A Rod a flying elbow. He then berated A Rod for not treating he and his best friend right, by refusing to get them their own chef. Mr. B acknowledged this by lifting his leg and ripping a 12 second fart, which made the house reek of ass. Corky then ripped off A Rod’s pants and ass raped him while slamming A Rod’s head onto the floor until A Rod agreed to hire a personal chef or he and Mr. B’a choosing. Later that day they hired a guy who had worked at not only Taco Bell, but also Pizza Hut! They now have a personal chef who makes them all the junk food they can eat 24/7. Their chef lives in a little guesthouse and is on call 24/7 for all of Mr. B and Corky’s food needs!
Brutus, A-Rod is such a cheapskate! He should have had a chef for Corky and Mr. Belding the entire time instead of waiting until Corky ordered him to hire a chef. But Corky will probably also be angry again when the chef is unable to prepare tacos and pizza which tastes just like those from Taco Bell and Pizza Hut because the chef won’t have access to the same ingredients which are accessible to licensed Taco Bell and Pizza Hut franchisees. A-Rod should offer to do endorsements for Taco Bell and Pizza Hut in exchange for daily shipments of food!
Toilet Dude, I had the same concerns but so far so good. It seems this person has connections to people at Taco Bell and Pizza Hut and is able to purchase the ingredients from a franchisee who owns both Pizza Hut’s and Taco Bell’s. He is also very good at making all kinds of cookies and cakes, and is really hitting Corky and Mr. B’s sweet tooth’s. This morning he served them breakfast in their bunk beds. Mr. B had a slice of deep dish pizza, and eggs Benedict with an enormous pile of hash browns. Corky had gummi bears, and an enormous bowl of Fruity Pebbles along with a huge glass of Strawberry Quick Milk that Corky calls “bunny milk”. Throughout the day their new chef brought them all kinds of treats making sure not a moment went by that they didn’t have a snack. We will see if it continues but they seem really happy. A Rod tried to get the chef to make him an egg white omelet, and Corky shut that down fast, telling A Rod that the chef was only for he and his best chum Mr. B. A Rod seemed pretty jealous. To enforce this sentiment Mr. B lifted his leg, and ripped a 11 second fart.
Today Corky and Mr. Belding played a funny prank on A Rod. As they continue developing their supplements Corky remembered how A Rod complained he didn’t have a supplement line of his own. Mr. B came up with an idea. While A Rod was showering Corky snuck in and snapped a pic of him nude. Then he went back to Mr. Belding and they created a supplement called “CheaterOOs” They designed a box with the name in huge letters with a nude A Rod intersecting with the name. His shriveled up balls made the “OO”s. Steroids really shrunk his package down to nothing. When they were done Corky and Mr. Belding laughed and laughed and Corky called to A Rod to come check out their creation. Corky told A Rod that he and his best friend had made A Rod his own supplement. A Rod was initially excited, as he is rarely included in Corky and Mr. B’s projects. But that changed when he saw their creation. As Corky and Mr. B laughed A Rod began to cry. Corky said they planned on making the supplement “fart flavored” tiny lollipops in the shape of A Rod’s minuscule dick. This made A Rod even more upset and he begged Corky not to share what they had designed with anyone. At this Mr. B lifted his leg and ripped a 9 second fart, making the room stink like anus. Corky then said A Rod could buy the design from them, and demanded A Rod buy he and Mr. B dune buggies so they could drive around. A Rod agreed and they all shook on the deal, with Mr. B also belching in A Rod’s face to seal the deal. They then went off to buy some sweet dune buggies so best buddies Corky and Mr. B, neither of who have licenses, could drive around A Rod’s gated community tormenting his neighbors and showing off their massive dongs! Corky and Mr. B sure are savvy businessmen!
Corky likes to fuck baby ducklings that have been freshly-dipped in buckets of liquid shit. He also likes to suck black cocks when he's high.
Barf, I could see Mr. Belding ripping farts the entire time he drove through the neighborhood on the dune buggy until the entire neighborhood reeked of the stench of his asshole! However, I suspect that Mr. Belding didn’t get too far on that dune buggy - was his vehicle really capable of transporting a morbidly obese 500lb body? He probably couldn’t even fit in the seat, which would result in another beating from Corky who would blame A-Rod for failing to purchase a custom-made dune buggy for Mr. Belding!
Gary, I saw this happen and although the tyres were running on overtime they managed to keep the vehicle upright. The Big Bopper also kept things sexy by wearing a handkerchief on top of his sweating head. To make it even more erotic, screech from saved by the bell was tied to the front of the car and was being used as a makeshift mast last that you see on the ship. At one point it looked like mr b was going to give him a reach around but he ended up only leaning out for his crack pile, which for some reason was near the front grill.
A-Rod and J-Lo have called off their engagement. Obviously she was just A-rod's beard and she got sick of having to pleasure herself while watching that hot stud, Corky, having his way sexually with A-Rod!
El Stinkmeister, I doubt the house perpetually smelling like ripe anus helped much. I’m shocked J Lo was willing to be A Rod’s beard for as long as she did. I’m sure the dune buggies, personal chef, constant belching contests, along with He Man blasting 24/7 didn’t exactly make for a fun environment. Throw in Corky pounding A Rod’s anus 20 times a day, and a 70 year old obese man eating a couple dozen deep dish pepperoni pizza’s, while ripping 20 second farts, and you don’t exactly have the makings of a home a women would enjoy. Hopefully now A Rod finally comes out of the closet and shows Corky off to the world! I can’t wait until they attend the Espy’s together and Corky becomes annoyed and rapes A Rod right on the red carpet while the paparazzi snap away.
Barf I’m not so sure, JLo seems attracted to alpha males, and having bears like corky and Mr B must have kept her perpetually aroused.
The issue is that A Rod is an inconsiderate lover, and to top things off has been having a very hush hush relationship with screech. When the best buddies find out, there will be help to pay!
Anon, it seems you may be correct. TMZ is reporting that J Lo is already trying to work things out with A Rod. I guess one night away from seeing Alpha studs Corky and Mr. B made her decide being A Rod’s beard is worth it. Just imagine the amount of testosterone Corky and Mr. B emit as they go about their daily duties. I may have been totally off base how much she enjoys the ripe smell of anus those two stud muffins fill the air with. A Rod should be licking their stinky balls for helping him keep his beard around.
Corky was watching cartoons when he saw a Coca-Cola commercial and realized that he had a great idea for a soda commercial. He ran to tell A-Rod while A-Rod was in the kitchen eating a sandwich. Corky asked A-Rod to call the “Mountain Dew” company and tell them that he had an idea to have he and Mr. Belding each ingesting massive gulps of Mountain Dew from 2-liter bottles and then engaging in a belching contest! A-Rod replied that it was another horrible idea. A-Rod explained that there is no “Mountain Dew company” as Pepsi is the name of the company which produces Mountain Dew as well as many other brands of soda. A-Rod also said that showing a 500-lb Mr. Belding in a commercial for a sugary drink was not a good selling point as people would assume that the soda is unhealthy. A-Rod also stated that a belching contest would not help sell Mountain Dew. By the time A-Rod was done talking, Corky was very angry and fired up with rage! Corky punched A-Rod in the gut and then started kicking him in the balls! After A-Rod fell to the floor and curled up in pain, Corky yanked down A-Rod’s pants and ass-raped him while Mr. Belding ate handfuls of Reece’s Pieces and cheered him on! A-Rod contacted a brand manager at Pepsi the next day!
A Rod is a moron. I don’t think he understands demographics. The people who willingly chug a soda that looks as if it came out of nuclear power plant would love to see two studs like Mr. B and Corky having a belching contest. I’m sure sales will skyrocket once that ad campaign gets rolling. They may find that people who normally wouldn’t drink Mountain Dew will try some just to attempt to belch like Corky or Belding, or in an attempt to be like those stud machines!
Corky is a marketing genius! He should open his own advertising agency. I envision him coming up with an idea for Taco Bell - Mr. Belding orders a giant family meal of 20 tacos. While waiting for his meal, he drinks an entire cup of Mountain Dew Baja Blast and then refills the cup. After his order is ready at the counter, he sits down in a wheelchair which has a food tray on it. Corky pushes the wheelchair around a table where A-Rod is sitting eating a bag of cinnamon twists. Mr. Belding continually eats tacos while “crop dusting” A-Rod by ripping heinous farts each time the his wheelchair is in front of A-Rod’s table! This happens several times until Corky finally stops pushing the wheelchair- Mr. Belding then stands up and belches loudly in A-Rod’s face, causing A-Rod to utter “Zoinks!!” Corky proceeds to look into the camera and says “Now that’s what I call 4th meal! Enjoy Taco Bell!”
Man that is fuckin' hot as hell and my
throbbing meatstick feels compelled to
plumb the depths of corky's anal desires and then 2 have both corky & a-rod lick the streaks of peanuts and shit off of my liver-spotted piss-plank afterwards. My balls, nutsack and anus are totally like the holy grail for that bald and retarded ass-reaming fuckhole.
Oy veh! I am an XXX pornographer. I recently heard about the strange sexual relationship between former baseball great Alex Rodriguez and ‘tard actor Corky. I would like to pay you two to film a scene. Getting video of A-Rod with his tongue in between Corky’s sweaty butt cheeks as he licks Corky’s butthole like it is his first meal in a week would be super hot. I’m about to ejaculate in my pants just thinking about this. Please contact my office to get this scheduled.
I just saw an episode of Step by Step that Corky guest starred on. He lived in Cody’s van in the driveway and was Cody’s gay lover named “Spud”. He wore a leather jacket with spikes on it. One time Frank Lambert came home and found the van moving around. When he opened the door he found Corky buttslamming Cody. Corky yelled “How about some privacy dicknose!” They bleeped out “dick” and it made me wonder if Corky ad libbed that line. Later that day Mrs. Lambert found that “Spud” had shit in the kitchen sink. But when she tried to find him he had already left. I believe Corky really deserved an award for that show.
I am glad that Corky has been there for Mr. Belding. The Big Bopper was distraught after the death of my dad, Screech. But fortunately Corky has been a great friend and let him move in to A-Rod’s house. A-Rod’s anus has brought Corky and Mr. Belding together!
Zoinks, it is so good to see you post here. I hope you and your brother Zubaz are doing well. I was a little confused as I expected you to consider Screech your Mom, as he gave birth to you from his ass. It’s fascinating you considered him and Mr. B to be your Dads. Have you decided on a career yet? Will you follow in Screech’s footsteps and service the penis and ass needs of random dudes at truck stops, rest areas, and in dumpsters? Or will you be more like the Big Bopper and be a true alpha male, gorging on deep dish pizza, and making men and women swoon over your ability to produce a 20 second fart? My condolences over the loss of Screech. I hope you keep posting here!
Screech was both my father and my mother. I realize that this is unusual, but that was how my father/mother rolled. I never found out who my other father who impregnated Screech’s anal womb - I heard but may have been Mr. Belding but nobody ever confirmed this to me.
My brother Zubaz is off at Gloryhole training camp right now. He was supposed to graduate last year, but was delayed as a result of the Covid-19 lockdowns.
You guys are like the buffest big-city bad-boy bitch-ass buttfucks that I've ever known and I would very much like to fuck each and every last one of you up your tight, puckered assholes and then 2 spray my warm, watery, sweet cornbread kernal infested diarrhea all over your head and hair.. xo
Lick my penis -
Zoinks, it sounds like you may take after your father, Mr. Belding, and may be on your way to bring an Alpha male stud machine, whereas Zubaz is taking after your mother, Screech. I can’t wait to hear of your exploits. Hopefully you are able to reconnect with Mr. B and Corky so you can learn from their lifestyle how to be one of the biggest studs on earth. Corky can even teach you how to shit in a sink, or a sock drawer without anyone seeing you!
Today A Rod got annoyed because the other day Mr. B complained that A Rod’s house was to big and he needed a scooter to be able to get around it without getting out of breath. Corky quickly made A Rod get him the best possible scooter, that is jacked up a little bit and has a very powerful battery. Mr. B loves zooming around the house, and has been learning how to do burnouts. Corky loves when he does burnouts all over the marble and hardwood floors. Today A Rod complained that Mr. B’ scooter was leaving black rubber marks all over the floors from his contacts burnouts. At this Mr. B, who was guzzling Mountain Dew, drove over to A Rod, ran over his foot, then loudly belched in A Rod’s face, showing his displeasure at A Rod’s comment. He then pressed down on the brake, and gunned the engine, until the wheels started spinning and did a huge smoky burnout. Corky cheered this on, then got angry A Rod didn’t enjoy his best friends cool burnouts, and ran over and slugged A Rod right in the balls. He ripped off A Rod’s pants, and tackled him to the floor, before beginning to ass rape him. While Corky violently butt slammed A Rod Mr. B drove his scooter over and backed it up to A Rod’s face. Then did another smoky burnout right in A Rod’s face, while Corky jizzed all over A Rod. Mr. B then gave Corky a ride into another room where their chef had placed some toasted cheese sandwiches, nachos, and a huge bag of gummy bears. Mr. B and Corky settled in to eat their feast while watching cartoons, while A Rod laid on the floor in the other room bleeding from his anus. He sure learned a lesson about complaining that time!
A-Rod should have bought Corky a tandem scooter so that Mr. Belding and Corky could have fun on the scooter together. I could see them racing after A-Rod on the scooter while he tries to run for his life before Corky mows him down!
I just saw an episode of CHIPS where Corky guest starred as a lovable, but out of control, young ‘tard. When he was caught setting fire to his school he was confronted by Ponch and John who chased him across the playground on their motorcycles. They trapped him under the money bars, and he went dookie in his hand and fired it at them, then as they were blinded, ran off. When they finally caught him he punched Ponch in the balls, and bit John’s ear nearly off. In juvenile court when the judge asked Corky why he had wanted to burn down his school, and attacked police officers, Corky stood up, aimed his ass at the judge, and ripped a giant fart. This made everyone but Ponch and John laugh hysterically and the judge named his gavel and said Corky was just to darn lovable and dismissed the charges. As he left the courtroom Corky stopped to go dookie in the corner of the courtroom, evoking even more cheers and laughter as Ponch and John angrily shook their heads.
A couple days ago, A-Rod was sitting on his toilet reading the Wall Street Journal while taking a dump. All of a sudden, Mr. Belding started banging on the bathroom door - he said that the other toilet was clogged and asked if he could come in and use the toilet in the bathroom where A-Rod was sitting. A-Rod replied that he was in the middle of going dookie, but Mr. Belding said that it was an emergency and begged A-Rod to let him in. Mr. Belding said that the toilet was big enough that they could share the toilet seat together. A-Rod reluctantly agreed and Mr. Belding sat down next to him - Mr. Belding was so fat that their legs and a portion of their ass cheeks were touching! Mr. Belding immediately started spraying diarrhea so powerfully that some of it splashed off the surface of the toilet bowl water back into A-Rod’s ass crack! A-Rod uttered “Zoinks!” and then said that was so nasty. Mr. Belding then ripped a 10-second heinous Taco Bel fart which caused the entire bathroom to smell like anus! A-Rod quickly wiped, washed his hands, and then left the bathroom where he ran into Corky, who was eating a bag of Doritos while watching a Spongebob Squarepants marathon on tv. Corky asked A-Rod if he had seen his best buddy, Mr. Belding. A-Rod replied that Mr. Belding was in the bathroom. Corky then asked if it was the same bathroom where A-Rod had just been. A-Rod replied that it was the same one and then Corky accused A-Rod of cheating on him. A-Rod replied that he wasn’t cheating and that they were both going doodoo in the toilet at the same time. Corky then got really angry and threw A-Rod a beating! Mr. Belding could hear the beating and farted loudly from the bathroom to show his support! Corky proceeded to ass-rape A-Rod and then ran over him with his scooter to teach A-Rod a lesson!!!
Stink, how did A Rod not sport a boner when seeing the big boppers ass cheeks for the first time?! I refuse to believe A Rod did not masturbate furiously to that image, or at least try to give him a reach around. I think you are pro ARod and not give the fans the truthful 100% story!
El Stinkmeister, A Rod’s mansion must have at least 10 bathrooms! I bet he locked them all, and rigged the other toilet so Mr. B would have to come share his toilet and A Rod could get his rocks off! Corky was right to give him that pounding. Everyone knows that because of Mr. B’s unhealthy diet he goes diarrhea every hour. I love that Corky now has a scooter as well! He and his best buddy sure are living a good life! Hopefully that pervert A Rod doesn’t keep bothering them!
Ass Hawk, I can vouch for El Stinkmeister objectivity and street cred. He and I met many years back in a Hollywood dumpster where we spitroast Corey Haim! I bet A Rod tired to hide how turned on Mr. B made him, and was planning on running back to his bedroom to jack off when his plan was foiled by Corky!
Crotch, I take my criticism of stink back, I sure should have learned to read between the lines of his spankworthy post!
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Corky's buns and anus are like the holy grail for us homosexual faggots. My balls and nutsack are screaming for you, Corky.. They want 2 pump their gooey contents all over your almond-eyed face. :)
A-Rod needs to get out of his abusive relationship- there are many other suitable ‘tards on the dating market. I live in Toronto and frequent a bar which caters to gay ‘tards. The name of the bar is “The ‘Tard Hole.” It is a great place to hook with with a random ‘tard for sweaty unprotected anal sex in a men’s room stall. A normal gay man can easily find a hot ‘tard with a juicy bubble butt, just like a younger version of Corky. Gay Americans visit this bar daily to allow ‘tard to use them as urinals and sex slaves!
I just saw an episode of Happy Days a young and vivacious Corky starred on. He played a cousin of Fonzi, and showed up on a motorcycle and a black leather jacket. Fonzi tried controlling him but couldn’t. When he met the Cunningham’s he ripped a loud fart right in Mr. Cunningham’s face. He then chased Ralph Mouth on his motorcycle, before running him over. Later he tried to burn down the Cunningham’s home because Mrs. C yelled at him for shitting in the kitchen sink! The last straw was when he started his on brothel in Fonzi’s apartment and began creating his own “stable” of girls including Joanie! He was definitely a bit heavy handed if his “ho’s” didn’t make enough cash for Corky. When Fonzi found out he and Corky had a big fight that ended with Fonzi getting shot in the nuts, and Corky making a wild getaway on his chopper motorcycle! It was one of the best episodes of Happy Days ever!
Brutus, Corky was very convincing as a street pimp in that episode - he really kept his hoes in line as they walked the street for him!
I recently saw a reunion show from 2019. In it, the Fonz was showing up by popping a wheelie on his motorcycle. Corky got jealous and grabbed the keys to the Cunningham’s station wagon and got behind the wheel even though he didn’t know how to drive - Corky drive over the Fonz while he was riding the motorcycle and broke Fonzie’s leg. Corky was so happy about this they he made a huge dookie!
A-Rod visited the set during a taping and swiped the Fonz’s underwear. A-Rod was so turned on that Fonzie’s balls and ass had been sweating into the underwear that he immediately jizzed his pants after sniffing them!
Gary, I saw the same, he definitely didnt spare the back of his hand, fist or boot when in that episode. I think screech was also in that episode and he was turning tricks for pimp corky. there was one hot part where corky pulled up in his Buick to bring screech in and as soon as he did, turned around and said ‘get that damned stank offa my seat! Your ass so bad wit dat cum and AssJuice’ he then threw him out of the car and gave him a pair of Arabian Goggles and slapped him unconscious in front of his girls.
Corky made a real good pimp, it’s just a shame he never sang about this part of his life when part of the band.
Gary, A Rod is a total degenerate. There he is, with his amazing bubble butted boyfriend, and A Rod can only think about huffing the ball and ass stench from a pair of Fonzie’s underwear? I wish after running over Fonzie for trying to show him up, he then drove over A Rod for cheating on him with a pair of underpants! Corky really did an amazing job as a pimp, and it made me think he may have had some prior experience in that department. I could see Corky running a stable of both ladies and dudes, and pimping them out, while maintaining a very sturdy pimp hand.
I want to let everyone on this Uber hot board know that I have trademarked “Zoink Man” and have big plans for it. Therefore I am asking people to refrain from using this slogan/name unless you have my direct permission. If anyone uses it without my permission I will need to protect my valuable asset by any means necessary, which could result in massive legal fines/settlements. Thank you all.
Pepperoni Tony, I think you are late to the game as the Zubaz company has been using that trademark for at least the past 30 years! As you may know, Zubaz pants were popular within the gay community throughout the late 80s and early 90s and they are making a comeback as a retro-type outfit. One popular style was a white background color with pink tripes and a hole in butt area with an arrow pointing to the hole with the text, “Zoink hole”! There were some styles which had alternative text such as “Smelly zoink hole,” “Hairy zoink hole,” or “Diarrhea zoink hole.”
Pepperoni pete , I call BS. You mention you have plans for the trademark, yet you have given no evidence of how you will us ‘zoink man’. Anyway, didn’t screech patent it? He patented his Jew fro, bird chest and Zubaz branded trousers.
Damn I wish it was the 90s again
All, I am not trademarking “Zoinks” or “Zoink Hole”, only “Zoink Man” which I purchased for $4.95 from the estate of the late Screech. I am preparing to release the new Zoink Man onto the world at large and wish to ensure my trademark is protected. As you can imagine with the investment I’ve already made I’m quite invested in seeing this through. I have already had an offer from a legendary baseball player to purchase the “Zoink Man” trademark for nearly $100! I now must go participate in a farting competition. After a year of lockdowns the National fart competition committee is finally allowing training and smaller in person completions again. I will be up against a fella named “Stinky Pete” tonight.
I just saw an episode of Silver Spoons Corky starred in. Even though he was around 20 at the time he was in Ricky’s 5th grade class. He was always smoking cigarettes and was on the football team where he used his Mongo strength and size to run over all the other kids. One weekend Ricky had a sleepover and Corky found out, and asked if he could come. Ricky was scared to say no, as Corky beat up anyone who made him mad. Corky said he could and Corky made a dookie, then went home to pack for the sleepover even though it was only 10am on a school day. That night Corky showed up at Ricky’s mansion and immediately took a dump in a potted plant. He then said he was hungry and everyone ate pizza and Corky also ate a pile of candy. He got such a sugar high he decided to drive the train around. He drove it so fast when he came back in the house it flew off the track and Corky ran over Ricky’s nerdy friend who had a weird voice. This pleased Corky and he bent over and ripped a loud fart, then said he was still hungry. Mr. Stratton thought Corky was awesome and for some reason challenged him to a cock sword fight. They then whipped out their dongs, and Corky destroyed him with his massive member. Mr. Stratton, distraught, slowly rambled away. Then Ricky’s grandfather appeared and said no ‘tard was taking the family cock sword fight championship. He challenged Corky and he whipped out his wrinkly, old dong, that was even larger then Corky’s! After soundly defeating Corky he cheered hurray, and Corky made a dookie, then ran out of the house. Corky then set fire to the house and stole the Grandfather's Rolls Royce. He drove the car through the house and flipped everyone off, as he blasted “Tainted Love” from the cars audio system. Everyone laughed at Corky’s antics and ran out of the burning house. Everyone except that nerdy kid who was trapped under the train Corky had run him over with. That poor kid burned up in the fire, but since Corky was so lovable no chargers were ever pressed and Corky was never seen again. I have to say that was a magnificent episode. Corky made Jason Bateman’s bad boy “Derek” look like a pansy in that amazing, hardcore, episode.
Pepperoni Pete, how are you going to use the "Zoink Man" trademark? In the 1990s, there was a line of the "Zoink Hole" "scratch 'n Sniff" stickers which were very popular within the gay community. If you scratched the surface of one of the stickers, the smell of anus emanated!
Bob, I haven’t seen Silver Spoons in a long time. However, I seem to recall an episode where Ricky’s grandfather bought that old refrigerator that Punky Brewster’s dad was trying to throw out. You might remember that some kid almost suffocated while playing “hide and go seek” in Punky Brewster’s backyard. Anyhow, Corky showed up and murdered a few of Ricky’s more annoying friends by locking them in the refrigerator until they suffocated and died! When Ricky’s grandfather found out what Corky had done, he jerked Corky off onto the dead bodies! That was a disturbing episode - I think Corky wrote that scene himself
El Stinkmeister, you are correct. Corky did star in that erotic episode, but as a different character. That time he was no longer in Ricky’s fifth grade class, but was a drifter in one of those “very special episodes”. I always found it weird that Ricky’s grandfather, who was a millionaire, wanted some old crappy ass fridge. But then Corky showed up and murdered those kids, and it all made sense. As a kid I was confused. As I didn’t know if the lesson was to stay away from creepy ‘tard drifters, or stay out of refrigerators. I remember being more confused when Ricky’s grandfather jerked Corky off onto the dead bodies, while the song “Holding out for a Hero” from the movie “Footloose” played.
Bob, there was another “special” episode where Ricky’s dad took him hunting but Ricky couldn’t bring himself to kill a deer which was in his sights. Ricky started crying and then the episode ended with a message indicating that no animals were hurt during the filming of that episode. However, on the DVD for the series, there is a special extended length version of that episode where Corky shows up after hiding under a log and then shoots the deer in the head to kill it before stomping on its body repeatedly to ensure that it is dead. Then Corky aims his rifle at Ricky’s annoying school friend who went hunting with he and Ricky’s dad! Corky murdered Ricky’s friend and then barbecued and ate the carcass along with Ricky and his dad. After cooking and eating sting Ricky’s friend, they roared S’mores and looked at some dirty magazines Corky had in his hunting bag.
El Stinkmeister, I totally remember that episode. However I only saw it first run as you described. I’ve never seen the extended version with Corky in it. It really makes me wonder why they filmed that extended version, knowing they wouldn’t have the time to show it on TV. I bet Corky was furious all his hard acting work hit the cutting room floor, only to finally be seen years later when DVD’s were invented. It’s shocking how many TV shows Corky touched and improved by just appearing for an episode or two. I remember an episode of Married with Children where Corky moved in with Marcy and Steve Rhoades. It was claimed that he was a nephew of theirs. He took a shine to Kelly Bundy, but Al said no ‘tard was going to date his “little pumpkin”. Corky got so angry he stole Al’s Dodge and drove it into a tree. Thankfully the Dodge was barely damaged and Al still drove it. He was annoyed that Corky had also taken a dump in it, and complained the Dodge reeked of anus. Later in that same episode Corky began dating Bud Bundy and they even went to Bud’s Junior prom together. For some reason Corky wasn’t in any other episodes I’m aware of.
El Stinkmeister, I just rewatched that DVD gem of an episode! I had almost forgotten how erotic it was, and I lost a few loads while watching it again. I also noticed something. If you look closely at the first dirty magazine Corky pulls out of his bag you can clearly see that Dudley and Mr. Horton are on the cover, along with a slogan “You too can learn to play Neptune, King of the Sea!” I had never noticed that before! What an amazing tie in to Diff’rent Strokes!
Rat Fart, did you notice that Corky also pulled out a copy of Boy’s Life, the Boy Scout magazine? There was text on the cover regarding an article about the benefits of showering with a Scout Master. What the hell was that all about? The people who produce these tv shows are sick degenerates!
Mr. Belding is notorious for only changing his underwear once a week. Since he goes diarrhea several times a day and farts hundreds of times daily as a result of his extremely unhealthy diet, his underwear would reek after a few hours, so his underwear smells unbelievably heinous after a week! The other day Mr. Belding changed his underwear and he was so embarrassed from all of the dookie stains on it, so he hid his old pair in the pocket of A-Rod’s expensive leather jacket. Later that night, A-Rod was getting ready to take Corky out on a romantic date at Taco Bell. When A-Rod put on his leather jacket, he noticed that there was something lumpy in the right side pocket. A-Rod then pulled out Mr. Belding’s soiled stinky underwear and said “what the hell is this and why was it in my pocket??” When Corky saw the underwear, he accused A-Rod of lusting for his best buddy, Mr. Belding! Corky also called A-Rod a thief and said that A-Rod stole Mr.Belding’s underwear to sniff it like a pervert! Corky then threw A-Rod a vicious beating and used the spiked underwear to strangle A-Rod while raping him!!
El Stinkmeister, I trust your reporting but that story sounds a bit fishy. It is well documented that A Rod is a total pervert who on numerous occasions has stolen Mr. B’s skidmarked undies, random jockstraps, and other male undergarments so he could sniff them while jerking off. So it’s a bit unlikely that A Rod would be upset that he found a treasure in his pocket. Maybe he behaved that way because Corky was right there? Or maybe A Rod framed Mr. B and once again stole his soiled underwear, then forgot he had hidden them in his jacket pocket. In any matter I’m sure A Rod has had many times Corky hasn’t discovered his deviant, repugnant, behavior, thus that beating and rape was well deserved. A Rod really needs to make sure he doesn’t lust after Mr. B. That might be difficult as Mr. B is a stallion, but he’s also Corky’s best friend in the world.
Red Beard, I believe that you are correct. When A-Rod discovered Mr. Belding’s soiled undies in his jacket pocket, he was surprised and wanted to jerk off to them right then. However, when he saw that Corky looked angry, he pretended to be shocked, hoping that this would spare him a beating and raping by Corky. However, Corky refuses to believe that his best buddy, Mr. Belding would ever do anything wrong, so he didn’t believe A-Rod’s claim to have had nothing to do with putting the underwear in his pocket. Mr. Belding was embarrassed about the whole thing, so he let his trap shut and allowed A-Rod to take the beating/rape while he silently devoured a large can of Duncan-Hines frosting.
Mr. Belding certainly has a nasty habit of soiling clothes or his sheets and then hiding the evidence in A-Rod’s room or in items of A-Rod’s clothing or other possessions. One time Mr. Belding accidentally pissed in his bed after falling asleep after guzzling three 2-liters of Mountain Dew. He absolutely soaked his bed sheets and then got up at 4AM and silently removed the bedsheets and snuck outside to the garage and then hid the pee-soaked bedsheets under the driver’s side seat of A-Rod’s Bentley. The next time Corky and A-Rod were in the car, A-Rod asked Corky if he needed to change his diaper as it smelled like urine in the car. Corky was outraged and immediately overflowed his diaper with dookie! Corky then flew into a ‘tard rage before raping A-Rod while Mr. Belding ate a large blueberry pie and cheered him on!
El Stinkmeister, it’s shocking how much trouble Mr. B goes through to hide his soiled sheets and garments. My guess is he’s embarrassed, but he also knows how deranged A Rod is. Thus he has to hide them well so A Rod can’t find and jerk off to them. Mr. B would never want his soiled belongings to come between he and his best buddy Corky. That pervert A Rod has regularly been seen burying his face in the couch after Mr. B has spent a 16 hour marathon on it. Watching TV, eating deep dish pizzas and other greasy foods, and ripping hundreds if not thousands of farts. A Rod tends to sneak downstairs almost every night to do this while Corky and Mr. B are in their bunk beds!
Barf, I agree that A-Rod is a pervert. However, I suspect you are really overthinking this. Mr. Belding often has dookie- and urine-related accidents and this embarrasses him. He likes to think that being morbidly obese has no adverse effects, even though deep down he knows this causes him some problems. Mr. Belding is insecure and embarrassed when he soils his underwear - most of the time this is accidental although sometimes he’s just too lazy to get out of bed and will just go diarrhea or piss his pants and later regrets this.
To try to cover for himself so that Corky doesn’t think less of him, he sometimes tricks Corky into hiding dirty diapers in A-Rod’s house as an Easter egg- type of game. When Corky hides the diapers, Mr. Belding will hide his own soiled underwear, bed sheets, pajamas, etc. in A-Rod’s desk drawers, in the kitchen pantry, etc. This way, when A-Rod realizes that his house reeks of the stench of urine and anus, he has plausible deniability and can blame the smell of Corky’s diapers!
El Stinkmeister, it sounds like Mr. B is getting senile. Why doesn’t he just throw the soiled stuff in the trash? I doubt a maid would tell on him, and it makes more sense then hiding them, where they are eventually discovered? I hate to think the Big Bopper has dementia or Alzheimer’s. So I prefer to think there must be some degree of logic behind where he places his soiled sheets and clothing. I bet A Rod does get super excited when he find the “Easter eggs”. Which makes me wonder as Easter is this Sunday if Mr. B and Corky might place diapers and soiled things all over the mansion so Sunday morning A Rod can go on a perverted Easter egg hunt?
Barf, the sheets are expensive and Mr. Belding can’t afford to buy replacement sheets. So he finds ways to hide them which will get A-Rod in trouble and will cause A-Rod to have to buy new ones. I’m not sure about his underwear as Mr. Belding buys his XXXL pairs of Hanes at Walmart and they definitely aren’t expensive- maybe he just likes to stir things up for fun???
Both, I think you are doing Mr B a disservice. Was it not he that slater and the jocks lusted over due to his King Kong principal dong? He was a baaaad dude back at bayside, and super buff as you can see from videos of him Working out in the men’s locker room. Added to that, he really had a hold over queer icon screech and now has corky as his best friend and A Rod as his bitch?! You f**king kidding me brah?!
The Big Bopper is still a sizzling stallion and I wouldn’t be surprised if his girth is his way of showing he is an alpha male, like corky and rhinos do. For years there has been stories about how he dominated people with his rank ass smell, fecal chips and moist musk. I really think , this is another facet to his game, showing A Rod who really rules the roost.
However, I do now recall that he once starred in an episode of dukes of hazard and boy, did they really hand his ass to him! I can see him being meek in front of them perhaps? Cork is the same with the twins, right?
Hawk, that is a very vital and erotic argument you put forward. I for one are dismayed at the amount of disrespect belding is getting on these pages, especially as he is grieving. It reminds me, look at how juicy he looks at the beginning of this clip, I cannot even glance at it without losing copious loads and this is still a serious look on the dumpster scene. Perhaps some of the patrons on this site would be better off on buzzfeed?
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Link here, seems it was too hot to handle, even for this site!
Lately A Rod has been feeling neglected by Corky. Since Mr. B moved in he’s had far less time to fondle Corky’s bubble butt and get ass reamed by Corky’s enormous member. To try and win Corky over he decided to throw Corky a surprise birthday party, even though Corky’s birthday isn’t until the fall! Last week A Rod noticed Corky had Mr. B watching the movie Ghostbusters while chowing down on a feast of pizza, Taco Bell, and a dozen two liters of Mountain Dew. There was non stop belching, farting, and laughter. It made the house reek of anus, but A Rod was still happy Corky had enjoyed the movie. To surprise him for his party A Rod hired a group of actors who frequently portray the Ghostbusters, and even have a replica Ghostbusters car. Today was the party and there was all kinds of food, and cake, along with many gifts. Corky had gone out to lunch with his best buddy Mr. Belding. When they got home from Taco Bell A Rod had everything ready and yelled surprise! Then told Corky he was throwing him an early birthday party because he loves him so much. At this Corky let loose a monster belch, but then saw the gifts and made a dookie in his diaper. Mr. B was less impressed and ripped a giant fart. A Rod has no friends so there was no one else at the party. Then the doorbell rang and A Rod was all excited. When he opened the door the Ghostbusters came in holding a boom box that was blasting the Ghostbusters theme song. This confused Corky and Mr. B who was now chowing down on some pizza ripped a monster fart. A Rod explained that he knew Corky liked the Ghostbusters so he hired them to come to Corky’s party. At this Corky became enraged and yelled at A Rod, saying the Ghostbusters were for little kids, and if A Rod really loved him he would have gotten He-Man to come to his party. He then slugged A Rod in the gut, before starting to slap him around. He then ripped off A Rod’s Yankees pants which he was wearing for some reason, and began giving A Rod some rough anal. Mr. B cheered Corky on while he ate a piece of Corky’s birthday cake that was as large as his head. The Ghostbusters got turned on seeing this hot man action and began jerking off all over the place, pretending their cocks were Neutrona wands they were using to catch ghosts with. Corky liked this, and he smacked A Rod around good while really giving it to him in the ass. Corky then jizzed all over A Rod and the ghostbusters jizzed all over each other then claimed they’d been “slimed” by ghosts. Corky left A Rod laying on the floor in a heap while he, his best buddy Mr. B, and the queer ghostbusters, all went to the living room so Corky could open all his gifts, while they chowed down and watched He-Man! What an awesome day for Corky! He has such a good attitude that he didn’t even let A Rod’s stupidity ruin his fake birthday party!
Crotch that is almost exactly how I saw things go down, as I am a neighbour of A Rods. However, perhaps what you didn’t see was that instead of having no friends attend, he bought over the whole 2004 Yankees squad, cast members from the original run of SBTB, life goes on AND the grandfather from everybody loves Raymond. They saw the whole sorry episode unfold from the balcony and It is fair to say many of them were leering at Belding cock too!
I also have it on good authority that slimer came over later and gave A Rod a pair of Arabian goggles and a brown necktie!
Corkie's poo-poo is very stinky, but it tastes delicious, and contains lots of corn and fermented cabbage which provide vital nutrients, along w/liberal amounts of a-rod's nigger semen, which is high in protein. It truly is the "Breakfast of Champions".
Wow.. You guys are really fucking depraved and some of the language that I've been reading in here is downright disgracefull. There are children and old people that come onto this site looking for pure and wholesome entertainment & information on their favorite celebrities, and instead, they get this pit of sin filled with depraved anecdotes about licking some guy's asshole until he farts out gooey lumps of diarreah all over some japanese rentboy's almond-eyed face.. Do you really think that people want to hear about these things?! Do you really think that we want to know about sucking the shit off of a big nigger's cock after it's been stuffed up a malamute's ass??!! No!!!!! We could probably also do without your vivid and sordid descriptions of gay dustin diamond anal-sex orgies ending in gooey blasts of thick, salty semen that the zubaz-wearing little cretins then eagerly lap up like the hungry little cum-guzzlers that they are, as well.. I mean, who really wants to hear about how good it feels to have a shit-stained fuck-rod shoved up your gaping shit-chute??!! NOT ME - that's for sure! So, in closing, I respectfully ask that you please refrain from using such harsh language on these boards, as there are many other POLITE things that you could say around here, rather than talking about urinating into your mother's mouth while your father licks your dog's butthole.. Right now, as we speak, I've got three fingers inserted into my smelly cooter while I'm fantasizing about corky tenderly 'tard-tounging my sweet, pink anus.. Help!! This sick and disgusting website has warped and corrupted my fragile little mind.. MAKE IT STOP!!!
Yeah, what she said..
Crotch, A-Rod really needs to think things through before acting! He should have worked around the He-Man tv schedule to ensure that the fake birthday party did not interfere with Corky’s 200th viewing on an episode of He-Man from nearly 40 years ago! He deserves to be beaten and raped. Remember how Corky got angry from he caught A-Rod staring at the cocks of the queer Ghostbusters? A-Rod claimed he was making sure that if they blew their loads, nobody “crossed the streams”. Corky called A-Rod a dirty faggot as he continued raping him!
You people might not want to hear this, but I am a famous television actor, and a-rod & corky have invited me to share their bed with them on numerous occasions while belding was sleeping. I would pump a-rod's ass full of my slimy semen & then pull out and have corky lick the streaks of peanuts and shit off of my liver-spotted piss-plank until he got so excited he went dookie in his diaper! I then donkey-punched his 'tard ass and urinated in his face.
Another time, all four of us went 2 the circus & we all gorged ourselves on bag after bag of those bright pink pistachios while we watched the circus performers risking their very lives for our entertainment. Anyway, when we got home belding crashed out, and myself a-rod, and corky went upstairs & retired to the bedroom. So, same as before, I blew another load up a-rod's ass, only this time, when I removed my throbbing meatstick from his blown-out cock-socket, it was covered in like a thick, pink paste from the undigested pistachios he'd eaten earlier.. it was really weird, 'cause it looked just like I'd dipped my dick into a large bucket of pepto-bismol or something.. but it wasn't as bad as the time I had corky bent over the sink, fucking him in the ass, when the ungrateful 'tard shit all over my dick.. & When I pulled out and gazed at my reflection in the bathroom mirror, my now-limp member looked like a melted butterfinger bar.. and my eyes had a look of complete & total shame and humiliation that I shall never forget for as long as I live.. :(
To the man whore who wrote those last two stupid posts, go fuck yourself! Trying to insert your pathetic ass into the lives of those 3 fine men and usurp Corky's authority over A-Rod! I don't care who you think you are, I will flay your nuts wide open w/my switchblade knife if u don't stay the hell away from my buddies from now on, you shit-lickin' fuckhole. Get it? Got it? Good.
A-Rod bought a subscription to the WWE network as a gift for Corky during the fake birthday party he had for him recently. Corky loved the gift and has been watching old WWF matches when taking breaks from watching He-Man and Thundercats cartoon episodes.
The other day Corky walked back into A-Rod's mansion after spending a couple hours at an ice cream shop with Mr. Belding where Corky had eaten a chocolate shake and Mr. Belding had eaten 12 large hot fudge sundaes. When Corky walked into the family room, he caught A-Rod masturbating furiously while watching watching an old Hulk Hogan wrestling match when Hulk Hogan did a pose-down after winning the match. Corky was outraged that A-Rod would be playing with himself as Corky has forbidden him from ever touching himself as his hands are for servicing Corky's sexual needs. Corky was on a sugar high from the shake and flew into a 'tard rage, beating the crap out of A-Rod while he cried like a woman begging him to stop! Corky laughed maniacally while violating A-Rod before blowing his 'tard seed into A-Rod's anus!
Steve, you are right, but today also marks the 21 year anniversary of A-Rod dating the Cork. Obviously he wanted to have this as an extra special day, but is finding it hard with Mr. B acting as the third wheel, especially as Cork now seems more happy with his friends ass abilities than A-Rods. I also believe that he was planning a Hallmark documentary to mark this special occasion and even pinpointed the exact point where he first got to grip with his bubble butt.
Please check around the 12:40 mark to see this hot magic moment - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bC9mHLWQbG0
These posts seem like a scene I need to get involved in. Now that my Dad is President I can fly around on Air Force One to satisfy all my deranged sexual and drug fueled needs. I think the queer restroom and dumper scene fits me well. Can you guys provide a good location to start? I used my White House credit card to get some Zubaz pants and a giant Fro wig!
Hunter, I demand you stop disgracing our family! You cannot join the likes of these hooligans and their insatiable lust for man ass and dong! The secret service has reported to me that you want to try and join their queer fiesta and replace “Screech”. Haven’t you brought enough shame to our family!? Now get back to the White House. I just shat in my Depends and they need changing. Everyone on this board ignore Hunter. He is a deranged and sick individual and we can’t have any further scandals. I’m sure you all understand, if a picture of someone defecating in Hunter’s mouth, while another obese man railed him from behind, got to the press my Presidency would be ruined! Now imagine said pic has Hunter dressed in Zubaz pants and a massive Jew Fro! Ugh! I hate that kid!
Rocco, that sure is one heartwarming clip. It was even more hot to see Corky dress as Elvis and shake his bubble butt to the rowdy audience! Those twins didn’t appear to be too happy at all the fan worship though, what’s up with that?!
That is a nice video. Unfortunately behind the scenes Corky was kept in a dog cage, and fed raw hotdogs and gummy bears. Those twins never paid Corky a cent for his amazing performances. Also, notice how they totally hog all the video time and have most of the lyrics. They never let Corky truly shine, instead giving him one word lyrics, and using his ‘tard, and amazingly hot bod to lure in customers. Corky could have pulled off Elvis and had the crowd swooning in seconds. He should have had a sweet Elvis jumpsuit, assless of course. Just imagine how a tight jumpsuit would show off his package as he gyrated while belting out some of Elvis’s hits. Instead he got a stupid wig, and the twins hogged the spotlight. Thankfully Corky escaped from their clutches and now resides with A Rod who worships him, and his best friend in the world Mr. B.
Ed that is truly heartbreaking and corky was so brave to get out of that hellish situation. He did grind his ass like a pro though. I wonder how Mr B would react if the twins turned up in leather jackets and flicking a coin in the air whilst they were having a fart fuelled picnic? Would The Big Bopper stand up to them and throw hands? Or would he also end up hogtied and carried out of the park on a stick like corky and ARod?
That YouTube video of the concert by Corky and the Demasi twins was awesome and surprisingly easy to masturbate to! The man in the back row was so lucky when Corky was bouncing his bubble butt against his leg - I bet that guy has been running one out daily while thinking about that incident since it happened years ago!
When watching that band perform, it is really hard to determine who is the retard as Corky seems like the most normal of the three.
The other day, me and corky snuck off from the others to go & have a picnic and play catch in the park. After throwing the ball around for a little while, we got bored so we decided to go behind the bushes and fuck. First, I sucked on his huge mongo cock & then I licked his balls and asshole & then I started stuffing frankfooters up his rectum & then I gave him an enema & then he farted out gooey lumps of diarrhea mixed with ketchup in my face - It left me wanting more!!
Today I saw an episode of the “The Cosby Show” that Corky guest starred on. In it he was a buddy of Theo’s but was always smoking cigarettes and drinking malt liquor. He got Theo to try some of his booze, then talked him into stealing Mrs. Huxtable’s Volvo and letting him drive it. Theo let Corky drive, and Corky proceeded to sideswipe six cars before smashing into a stop sign. When he hit the stop sign Corky shit his pants, then got out and ran away. When Theo to Dr. and Mrs. Huxtable what he did he was grounded for 2 weeks! Later that same episode Dr. Huxtable went on a date with Corky, and date raped Corky with some weird pills. The laugh track roared the entire time this happened, including when Corky woke up in a luxury Upper West Side hotel with and claimed his ass was sore. Corky then shat the bed and more canned laughter roared as the credits rolled. What a strange episode. I don’t recall that episode during the original run of the show?
Okto Bobo Jeepy Tutu La Gooey Poo.
Unta Gleeben Globbin Globin.
I saw A Rod at a dumpster party in Boca Raton last night. He was dressed in Zubaz pants and an enormous Fro wig. He was yelling Zoinks constantly and also had on a pair of suspenders, and a giant button with a picture of Corky on it. I gave him a nice buttslamming while huffing farts from a fat guys asshole.
David, are you sure? I have it on good authority that A Rod may have been in the corner of wrigley field belching into the anus of Derek Jeter whilst Jason Hayward was watching on. I have also heard unsubstantiated reports that the ghost of screech has appeared on numerous erotic occasions around the east coast rest stops giving reach arounds and complimenting patrons on their pissing skills.
Could it be that you saw the earthly manifestation of Samuel Powers instead?
I worked as janitor apprentice in the Yankees locker room during the 2013 baseball season. My boss noticed that game worn jock straps seemed to go missing far too often so he asked me to set up a hidden camera so that we could try to figure out who was the culprit. I hid a video camera in Mark Teixeira's locker and positioned it to face the laundry bin.
After a game against the Anaheim Angels, I reviewed the video of the laundry bin area. I discovered that A-Rod was one of the first people to the locker room and he hid behind a stack of towels and leered at the other players who threw their underwear and jock straps into the laundry bin. After Ichiro Suzuki threw his jock strap into the bin, A-Rod quickly grabbed it from the laundry bin before hiding behind the towels again! A couple minutes later, Derek Jeter threw his jock strap into the bin and after walking to the showers, A-Rod again emerged from behind the stack of towels and grabbed Jeter's jock strap! Then, all of a sudden, Cubs superfan Steve Bartman emerged from behind another stack of towels and walked toward A-Rod! Bartman was wearing huge 1980s-style headphones, a Cubs hat, but the rest of his body was bare-ass naked! A-Rod then stripped naked and started sniffing the jock straps he had stolen while Steve Bartman grabbed A-Rod's underwear and started sniffing a dookie stain on it! Bartman and A-Rod then proceeded to have a cock sword-fight before sneaking into a bathroom stall for unprotected anal sex! I couldn't beleive my luck that all of this hot action was recorded on my hidden video camera! I'm not gay or anything like that, but I have to say that I enjoyed watching A-Rod's homo-erotic adventure!!!
Jim Garrison, do you this that the Mr. Horton character on Diff’rent Strokes was based on the real-life Bill Cosby? It seemed like lovable child molester character, Mr. Horton, was introduced to pay homage to Bill Cosby!
I just saw an episode of Miami Vice that Corky guest starred on. In it Crockett and Tubbs were looking for a drug kingpin that was tied to the Cali Cartel from Columbia. The Chief was furious as dead bodies were showing up all over Miami, and were all tied to this guy. Crockett and Tubbs kept getting close, but one day Crockett found a fifty, Doo Doo filled, diaper on his boat. It seemed it was a warning. Then they got a real break when a snitch told them where the next big deal was going down. At it they busted much of the gang, but Corky got away and a high speed car chase ensued. Corky was driving a 1985 Yugo, while being chased by Crockett in his Ferrari Testerossa. The entire time Corky was firing a machine gun at them and tossing dirty diapers out his window. He then crashed into a dumpster and was arrested. Down at the station the Chief came in and told Crockett and Tubbs they had decided to release Corky. Even through he was responsible for trafficking tons of drugs, and killing dozens of people, he was just too darn lovable to be prosecuted. After releasing him Corky walked out and as he did he ripped a huge fart in Tubbs face. Everyone except Tubbs laughed hysterically at this and the Chief even high fived Corky! I have to say I really love that episode.
Hey Big bopper, remember when you first saw A-Rod? Remember when you were filming the second season of the new class and you had just finishing teaching screech a lesson for not respecting you? Remember when the filming ended and you went to do your usual meet and greet, and came across a rookie baseball player in Seattle Mariner cleats who was at the front of the queue begging for an autograph? Remember when he boasted he won a silver slugger award that season and he had bigger muscles than you? Remember how annoyed you were? Remember how you grabbed him by the ears and put his face against your buttcheeks? remember how you had a cheap polyester principal suit, but you were still only fairly obese? remember how this let you control your sphincter like a pro to let out a foul, powerful gust of fast that knocked Arod onto his haunches? Remember how you dropped trou and followed through as Screech was peeking around the corner? Remember how you struggled to get up to have a fight with screech because you didnt like being humiliated? Remember how belding and Milo the janitor sat back and rubbed one out watching you both fighting? Remember how it was a tie because you both were so bad at fighting? Remember how Mr. B quickly got bored, hogtied you both and took you into the mens locker room so him and Milo could spitroast you? You sure learned what it was like to meet your idol that time!
I have just been speaking to my brother who said he had popped in here to say hi. It’s nice of you all to be so kind to my father, mr be,ding, as I know he is trying hard to. Develop his rounded physique. I recently visited mr B and Corky, and Belding said he owned the big house I visited. I thought this strange as there was pictures of baseball all over the house, and I did hear muffled noises coming from the bathroom, like someone was hidden there.
Anyway, he showed me this new meal he made, it was a pancake with 5 slabs of hersheys on top topped with a Couple of jars of peanut butter. He ate it in one, pointed to some baseball awards on the mantelpiece, and lifted his leg to drop a monster fart that knocked them clean off the table. I sure respect my father eve pn more after seeing that, I wonder who he is dating now
Zubaz, your dad sure is awesome! He must have made a deal with the devil has he is 70 years old and weighs about 500lb, whereas your mother, Dustin Diamond, passed away at 44 a couple months ago.
I heard that your dad knocked a bunch of MVP and Silver Slugger awards off a shelf to make space for his “Principle of the Year” and hot dog eating contest trophies. Did you notice anything else unusual about the house?
Hi Steve, thank you for your kind words. Are you the same Steve Anus that won the 1992 world pepperoni deep pan pizza farting contest? My mother had a huge canvas of your winning fart, remember when you followed through and all that dookie, fountained up in the air? The canvas showed that image! I lost many many loads to that.
Good question, the house is a huge hills style mansion, so the big bopper must have made a stack from his days on sbtb to afford it? I sure question why many doors were off their hinges and diarrhoea blasts caked many parts of the wall and sofas. Outside, there were a couple of overflowing portakabins with many many dudes dressed up as sitcom characters buttslamming and kangaroo hopping over other dudes.
The kitchen was perhaps the most questionable though, all the cupboards were open, overflowing with Doritos, ruffles, frosting and frozen pizza. In the hallway there were many manly pictures, such as a black and gold leopard and tiger set, a huge picture of an 85 gremlin, then another of a 78 Hugo, finally, there was a life size 1989 calendar with most images having corky leaning back against a white Datsun with his dick swinging freely, or in the exhaust, or peeking out of his diaper. I definitely have all the luck with a family pile like that!
One time I was assfucking corky in the ass with my rock-hard fuck-stick and turds started flying out of his ass and adhered to all of the surrounding walls & a-rod walked in right afterwards & let corky know quite clearly that he was very unhappy & somewhat disappointed in him for cheating on him with me and also for causing so much destruction to the pristine walls of his billion dollar mega-mansion - in reply, we both spit-roasted his black ass right in front of all the serv-pro guys that showed up to hose down the whole mess & then ripped ass right in his face.. everybody hooted and hollered & clapped and cheered and then we paid the workers for their time by letting them all get in line and take turns assfucking a-rod in the ass repeatedly, until his greasy butthole was so dilated from repeated ass reamings that you could drop a golf ball into it. The End
Zubaz, is that 1989 calendar the homoerotic one where Corky is wearing tighty-whitey underwear which show off his enormous package? I heard that Corky’s underwear also has a dark yellow pee stain on it! I also heard that in the photo for August, Corky is shown looking behind himself and he shows off his bubble-butt - the crazy thing is that there are also obvious doodoo stains on his underwear in that pic!
No that is the 1990 one, remember it was advertised during the ad break in the royal rumble? Just after the macho man pounded on the snake. I loved the way corky took about 40 seconds to say ‘buy my calendar, see my wares, then took a prison rules style cage pounding of bad news brown and junkyard dogs’ ass, it sure was a wild night!
AssHawk, during which year did Corky do a nude pictorial with Bobby "The Brain" Heenan and Dusty Rhodes for the WWF Swimsuit issue?
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