Cartoon of Screech and Kevin the Robot

Here is a nice cartoon of Screech and Kevin the Robot.  It looks like Kevin is really giving it to Screech here!

Hot Picture of Screech and Kevin the Robot

Here is a hot picture of Screech and Kevin the Robot.  Screech and Kevin dated during Screech's freshman year at Bayside High School.  Screech apparently built Kevin the Robot, most likely to have sex with him.  They were one of Bayside's hottest couples and Kevin reportedly had a metal cock that he would use to drain his oil into Screech's butthole! 

Recent Picture of Kevin the Robot

Kevin the Robot has finally been found! He had been missing for nearly 20 years after he was disassembled after the third season of Saved By The Bell. I bet that he had violated Dustin Diamond's asshole one too many times and Mr. Belding became jealous and took Kevin apart and dumped Kevin's parts at a garbage dump. However, a "Good Samaritan" rescued Kevin several years ago and reassembled him as a robo-urinal. Kevin currently works as a urinal at a rest stop located just outside Las Vegas, NV and will jerk off truck drivers with his metal hands for 25 cents. I bet that he still has a metal cock and would love to use it to anally rape Diamond! I wonder how much piss would splash out of Kevin's urinal drain pipe if he were really giving it to Diamond right in the ass...

Queer Cartoon of Screech and Kevin the Robot

Check out this homoerotic cartoon that was posted over at the old Dustin Diamond Love forum. This picture was drawn by Marcus.

Screech & Kevin the Robot's Magic Show

Check out these pictures from Screech and Kevin's queer magic show:

More Pictures of Kevin the Robot!!!

Check out these hot pics of Screech's original sex robot, Kevin!

Sexy pictures of Screech and Kevin the robot!!!

Check out these sexy pictures of Screech and his sex robot, Kevin!!!

More program code for Screech's robot "Kevin"

Hey queers, I wrote a computer program for Screech's robot Kevin. I think it would have been really hot if Zack had programmed Kevin with the following instruction code:

100 //COMMENT: THIS PROGRAM INITIATES A HOT SCAT AND RAPE MODE//
105 //COMMENT: © 2005, KURT STEINBERG//
110 ACTIVATE METAL CLAWS
115 //COMMENT: FECES ACQUISITION SUBROUTINE//
120 TARGET = SLATER
125 ANNOUNCE "MUST ACQUIRE DIARRHEA SPECIMEN FROM SLATER"
130 DETAIN TARGET WITH METAL CLAWS
135 FORCE BURRITOS AND EX-LAX DOWN TARGET'S THROAt
140 REMOVE TARGET'S BAGGY ACID-WASHED JEANS
145 INSERT FUNNEL BELOW TARGET'S BUTTHOLE
150 COLLECT DIARRHEA SPECIMEN FROM TARGET
155 STORE DIARRHEA SPECIMEN IN METAL CHEST
160 //COMMENT: FECES ACQUISITION COMPLETE//
165 TARGET = SCREECH
170 ENTER HIBERNATE MODE
175 DARKNESS DETECTED?
180 IF NO, GOTO 175
182 IF YES, GOTO 185
185 //COMMENT: DARKNESS DETECTED, TIME TO ATTACK SLEEPING SCREECH//
190 ROLL OVER TO SIDE OF TARGET'S BED
195 GRAB TARGET'S GONZO NOSE WITH 1ST METAL CLAW
200 IGNORE CRIES FOR HELP FROM TARGET
205 CUT THROUGH TARGET'S ZUBAZ WITH 2ND METAL CLAW
210 ERECT AND EXTEND METAL PENIS
215 BOUNCE TARGET UP AND DOWN ON METAL PENIS
220 RECTAL BLEEDING DETECTED?
225 IF NO, GOTO 215
230 IF YES, EJACULATE OILY LOAD INTO TARGET
235 PULL TARGET ONTO FLOOR
240 EJECT STORED DIARRHEA SPECIMEN ONTO TARGET'S POOFY AFRO
245 PICK UP TARGET WITH METAL CLAWS AND THROW DOWN STAIRS
250 ENTER HIBERNATE MODE
255 END

Screech's robot "Kevin"

Remember when Screech had that robot "Kevin" on Saved By The Bell? When that series was originally on Saturday morning television, I always thought it would have been pretty hot if Screech had designed Kevin to sodomize himself. I'll bet Screech could have programmed Kevin to satisfy his penis and ass needs. I wonder if Screech would have programmed Kevin to do him in the cornhole.

I was checking on the queer Dustin diamond forum and found the following instructions for programming Kevin to sodomize Screech:

> INITIATE SODOMY MODE
> TARGET="SCREECH"
> SPEECH MODE - SAY "MUST SODOMIZE SCREECH"
> REPEAT
> LOCATE AND DETAIN TARGET
> TARGET HELD
> IGNORE PROTESTATIONS OF TARGET
> INITIATE ERECTION PROCEDURE
> PROCEDURE COMPLETE
> COMMENCE INSERTION
> THRUST
> WITHDRAW
> THRUST
> WITHDRAW
> THRUST
> WITHDRAW
> THRUST
> SPEECH MODE "ZOINKS...I'M GONNA CUM!"
> COMMENCE EJACULATION PROCEDURE
> COMMENCE EJECTION OF WASTE LIQUIDS
> PROCEDURE COMPLETE
> DONKEY-PUNCH TARGET
> INITIATE CIGARETTE-SMOKING MODE