Here is a nice picture of a plane crash which happened when Corky was piloting the airplane. Corky blamed the crash on A-Rod, alleging that A-Rod touched his "pee-pee," causing the crash!!!
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That right there is conclusive proof! Did A rod really,go up in the air in a pink shirt? And why is he loitering around the plane with another man, I think he is mostly leering at his cock and commending him on a ‘great piss’…no wonder corky has his arms folded!
Damn, that new picture provides all the info we need to see A Rod did cause that crash! Poor Corky! He was taking flying so seriously and that degenerate A Rod had to try and grab his monster dong to get his rocks off. He’s lucky no one was hurt in the crash. Thankfully it looks like Corky did an expert job of landing the plane upside down. You can see by A Rod’s “Zoinks” he is absolutely guilty of what Corky said happened. I imagine that’s why A Rod is hiding on the other side of the plane. He knows after Corky finishes his interview with the FAA he’s in for a beating! Kurt can you confirm that that shot is from the official FAA report? That’s so cool you were able to get ahold of that. I have heard there is some hot footage of Corky really pummeling A Rod and trying to shove a propeller blade up A Rod’s ass!
I am an air traffic controller in Pennsylvania. A few weeks ago, a Cessna was making its descent to an airport outside Pittsburgh when it suddenly when into a tailspin before landing in a cornfield. I heard some chatter coming from the cockpit - someone kept uttering “Zoinks” and said he wanted to play with the pilot’s monster dong and the pilot saying to stop it because he was trying to land had to go doodie. Imagine my surprise when I discovered that the pilot was lovable ‘tard Corky and the demented passenger was former MLB star Alex Rodriguez!
Larry, I thought you were struck off following the FAA hearings that heard how you were too busy rubbing one out to the erotic conversation rather than doing your job?
If you weren’t too busy losing copious loads to Corkys autistic screaming then perhaps you could have helped him guide the plane down. Instead, and I quote from the FAA report,”…Mr Larry Smith, on receiving the distress signal, abandoned his training and instead proceeded to ask the pilot ‘how big his cock was’ and ‘enquire what he was wearing’ before muttering that whatever he wore was ‘too much’ for you
Larry, if that is your real name, could you also confirm the reports that you were wearing big 80s earphones, a blue cap and had a plaque on your desk saying “always part of the Cubs family” at this time, which hindered your ability to access the receiver? We are still to trace that call you sent to a ‘mr Rizzo’ shortly after the incident too.
What the damn is goin on here? I am Larry Smith and I sure as hell ain’t the one getting off on tards, or stone me if I’m a damned Cubs fan!
Was this on the day when I got a phone call from a Mr. S. Anus telling me I had a day off for good behaviour and not to bother coming in Cause there were renovations?
That’s the only time I can think of recently when I wasn’t in the control room on a workday
Hey, hey, hey - what is going on here?? This is the same Larry who posted a comment yesterday- I am an air traffic controller located near Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania. My full name is “Larry Jizz”! I don’t know of anyone named “Larry Smith” who is an air traffic controller. We are allowed to look at porn while in the airport tower provided it does not affect our work quality, but I certainly was never blasted in an FAA report!
Corky and A-Rod were cuddling in bed watching a movie last night when Corky told A-Rod that he was going to take off his diaper because his “ass needed to breathe.” A-Rod informed Corky that he breathes out of his nose and mouth, not his ass. He also begged Corky not to make a mess on his new white sheets. Corky said that A-Rod was a stupid baseball player who didn’t know anything. Corky proceeded to remove his diaper and told A-Rod that his ass felt much better. Corky and A-Rod returned to cuddling for a few minutes until Corky suddenly ripped a loud, smelly fart. A-Rod uttered “Zoinks!” Corky then sprayed diarrhea all over A-Rod and the white sheets! Corky said it was A-Rod’s fault for being a jerk to Corky! Then Corky ass-raped A-Rod!!!
El Stinkmeister, A Rod is a jackass once again. Every true man knows there are times an ass needs to breathe. Especially down in the tropical environment of southern Florida. Corky had every right to take off his diaper to get comfortable. Had A Rod not annoyed him he may not have gone diarrhea in the bed. A Rod totally deserved that shit spray and ass raping.
Larry, I have no idea why, but the queer community has really taken a shine to the idea of corky in an aeroplane, and many men have been dressing up as air traffic controllers across dumpsters and truck stops across the west coast whilst butt slamming other dudes.
There was an orgy just outside Chicago the other week where one demented guy created a whole ‘control tower’ out of cardboard boxes from dumpsters and played out a scene where a man dressed as corky, and another as A Rod pretended to fly in a cardboard plane and then crash! The A Rod character then had his nuts whipped with a rusty car antenna whilst loads of others in ‘man about the house’ and Bruce Springsteen outfits rubbed one out
I have no idea why it’s become such a hot trend ��♂️
Ass Hawk, with A Rod being the new Screech Corky has almost taken the place of Mr. B as he slows down in his old age. It’s also quite amazing that a ‘tard would be able to fly a plane and have it ruined by some selfish douche who grabbed his monster dong. The photo clip the blog owner posted really made this craze start as we can see with our own eyes how Corky blames A Rod, and all A Rod can say is Screech’s trademark Zoinks. The dumpster scene is always looking for a new trend and this tickled their fancy immediately. I have seen numerous replica control towers as well, along with mock up cardboard “crashed” planes. The A Rod’s have been delighted with this as their orifices have been pounded not only by the Corky’s, but by control tower operator “Larry” as well as “unknown man” who was lurking by the tail of the crashed plane. I have never seen more jizz and diarrhea fly! After a slow year since the death of our Queen Screech this has been a godsend and totally revitalized the queer community!
I’m amazed that demented homosexuals are pretending to be A-Rod, Corky, the unknown man behind the airplane wing, and me. I’m glad to know that I’ve played my part to bring to horny pervs! Do the people playing the role of Corky in these gatherings have Down’s Syndrome in real life or are they just pretending to be Downers?
I like to refer to the post covid dumpster scene as the ‘new class’
All the old timers who played characters from sbtb, cocoon, silver spoons and many others were never keen on the corona fart scene and this allowed many men to try out different things whilst the old bulls were out of service.
One guy went down a storm in Ohio when he swapped out his usual mr Tuttle outfit for the ‘mysterious guy behind the plane’ and things got rowdy as he too, lurked in the bushes masturbating before falling 3 metres onto a glass bottle skip!
Im a trucker and I can also attest to once being at a truck stop where a couple of guys were half heartedly playing grab ass before a group of white and Latino 40 somethings dressed up as BTS dropped their pants and went to town on reaming me.
They were also democrats as I could hear their cultural appreciation stylings by saying things like ‘herro big bwoy’ and ‘me so velly horny raht Nahw Mr Zubaz-san’ we told my father, Mr B and for the first time in a while I could see him sport a boner
Larry, I believe the majority of Corkys pretend to have it, so you get a lot of jocks, bankers and pillars of the community turning up wearing bicycle helmets, with their hair shaved in places and wearing backpacks and shorts showing their bubble butts. They normally also screech inaudibly and stutter their words
Sometimes you get real tards and they are normally the ones slapping all the normies about
I know, it can be quite confusing sometimes with all of these doppelgangers milling about, especially when many of these corky disciples have adopted his mantra of "rape now, ask questions later..", and all now seem to equate sex w/violence, thus ensuring that any naive newbie to the dumpster scene is gonna be in 4 a real treat, let me tell 'ya.. ��
Corky filled up his diaper with a massive amount of dookie last night. A-Rod removed Corky’s diaper, cleaned his bottom, and was putting talcum powder on Corky’s bottom when Corky suddenly ripped a powerful fart in A-Rod’s face while also spraying a copious amount of diarrhea into A-Rod’s face. A-Rod uttered “Zoinks” and then said “Eww!!!” Corky got mad because he thought that A-Rod would enjoy the fart and diarrhea and would thank him. When A-Rod appeared to be disgusted, Corky was really angry because in the ‘tard community, farting on someone is considered to be a sign of affection and a valuable gift. Corky viewed A-Rod’s actions as a sign of disrespect and decided to teach A-Rod some manners by viciously ass-raping him!!!
Last night Corky and A Rod were watching VH-1 when a documentary counting down the top 10 great rock singers came on. Corky fully expected to be at number One following his time as ‘singer in the band’ and blew his top when it turned out Freddie Mercury hit top spot.
A rod was a complete jerk and said Freddie’s four octave range was better than corkys lack of time, monosyllabic grunts and lack of balance on stage. On hearing this, corky flew into a rage to end all rages and knocked over the tv before bending A Rod head first over the sofa and ploughing his ass!
Mr B walked in and farted a mere inches from a rods face, before telling him that the demasi twins were bigger studs than he would ever be.
Once corky had had his way with A Rod he then sat down to play old classic albums such as ‘a world of kindness’ and ‘singer in the band’ before both got goofy and donned colourful Zubaz and guitars before rocking out to ‘nature boy’ whilst many of their fans watched on through the windows as A Rod slowly regained consciousness!
I’ve never seen the two best buds so animated before! I wonder if this is a one off?
Ass Hawk, A-Rod knew how important Corky’s singing career was to him and he should have been more diplomatic when explaining why Corky’s wasn’t #1 on the list. Maybe he was rude just because he wanted Corky to rape him for the unptewnth time?
The other day, Corky and Mr. Belding were sitting in beanbag chairs in the den at A-Rod’s mansion gorging on deep dish Meat Lover’s pizzas from Pizza Hut and gulping down 2-liters of Mountain Dew while playing Donkey Kong on a Nintendo gaming system. While playing, they each ripped numerous farts until the entire room smelled like an anus! After Corky accidentally overflowed his diaper, he and Mr. Belding decided to go for a swim in A-Rod’s pool. Unbeknownst to Corky and Mr. Belding, A-Rod had been hiding in a closet in the den spying on them! After Corky and Mr. Belding left the den, A-Rod quietly opened the closet door and then looked out the window and saw Corky and Mr. Belding outside by the pool - Mr. Belding took off his clothes and then got into the pool completely naked. Corky also disrobed and removed his dookie-filled diaper, revealing that his ass was covered in feces and then he also stepped into the pool naked. A-Rod then knelt down on his knees and started sniffing the bean bag chair where Corky had been farting for the past hour. A-Rod started masturbating vigorously until the door to the den suddenly opened and A-Rod looked over and saw Corky. Corky said that Mr. Belding hasn’t eaten pizza for the past ten minutes and was really hungry so he was bringing him leftover pizza. When Corky saw what A-Rod as doing, he called A-Rod a dirty faggot and accused him of cheating on him! Corky then ass-raped A-Rod to teach him a lesson while Mr. Belding went diarrhea in the pool to show his support for Corky!!!
Anus, I know right? It’s not like A Rod hasn’t seen the cork strutting on stage either.
Exhibit A: Look at this erotic clip https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vmrSacOQbos of corky smashing a high energy version of ob la di,
You can obviously see at 0:20 where corky threatens A Rod off camera for messing up his mic, then again at 02:06 where he gets so pissed off with A Rod ogling his bubble butt he decides to get off with one of the demasi twins live on stage!
This is true rock star behaviour, especially in his tight glam pink top
Anus, it’s not as if A Rod hasn’t seen how explosive Cork is on stage as he used to be a groupie / roadie for them throughout the nljghties, even though he was one of the top earning sports stars on the world.
Exhibit A :/www.youtube.com/watch?v=vmrSacOQbos look at how corky threatens A Rod off stage at 0:20 or when he gets so fed up of ARod shouting out for his bubble butt that he gets off with one of the demasis at 02:06
Corky sure knew how to work a crowd when he was on stage!
Ass Hawk, that video is incredibly erotic! I have solid info that Mr. B is in the Porta potty in the back. Corky had recently spotted A Rod leering through a crack in the Porta potty, watching Mr. B spray diarrhea and rip farts. Corky signaled to A Rod that he was going to get an ass pounding and second the song was over. But like the true professional he is he kept the song going and even made out with one of the DeMasi’s to torment A Rod! I heard that later on A Rod found himself being buttslammed in that Porta Potty, then dumped head first into the shit and piss. Corky’s mainly rabid homosexual crowdbase went wild for this and the jizz and feces flew everywhere!
The other day Corky and A-Rod were lying in A-Rod's bed watching tv. A-Rod was really fondling Corky's bubble butt. A-Rod had removed Corky's diaper becuase he enjoyed the feel of Corky's ass without having the diaper in the way. While A-Rod was getting his jollies, Corky suddenly farted. A-Rod uttered, "Zoinks!" and asked Corky to please not do that again. Needless to say, Corky ripped a couple more loud farts which he said were due to all of the pizza and tacos he had eaten for lunch with his best friend, Mr. Belding. A-Rod was starting to been nauseous, so he started pressing Corky's butt cheeks closed while grabbing Corky's booty. Corky realized something was up when he tried to fart, but the gas wouldn't come out of his ass! Corky asked A-Rod what he was doing and A-Rod replied that he had pressed Corky's ass cheeks together to close off his O-ring. When Corky heard this he got really mad and accused A-Rod of trying to damage his ass! Corky then said he was going to damage A-Rod's butthole! Corky then ass-raped A-Rod while Mr. Belding sat in a chair while drinking three 2-liters of Mountain Dew and belching constantly to show his support for Corky!
Ass, that is a real hawt video you have there - I also wish they made more ‘forever friends’ episodes, I loved that episodes where corky gorged on pepperoni pizza.. What happened there? Why did they only make a couple of episodes…I thought corky and the band were watertight?
Today A Rod was hanging out with Corky and Mr B when Corky said he was glad his favorite athlete was playing tonight. When A Rod asked who it was Corky ripped a wet fart, then said it was Tom Brady. At this A Rod got sad and said he’d hoped he’d be Corky’s favorite athlete. Corky let loose a belch at this, and Mr. B laughed and ripped a 7 second fart. Corky said A Rod wasn’t an athlete, and he was more like a girl. He told A Rod he wasn’t in his top 1,000 favorite athletes. He then started yelling out some other favs that included Hulk Hogan, Mr. Belding, Rocky, and a host of others. At this A Rod began to cry and Corky said this proved A Rod was a girl, and that because of that he was out of Corky’s top million favorite athletes. He then told A Rod that when they cuddled and he let A Rod caress his bubble butt he pretended A Rod was Tom Brady and that from now on A Rod needed to start wearing a Tom Brady mask and football uniform. He told A Rod since he failed to grow a hook nose he had to do this or no more bubble butt. He then wagged his ass in A Rod’s face then quickly dropped his pants and diaper and ripped a nasty fart, followed by a diarrhea spray. He then ripped off A Rod’s Yankees pants and wiped his ass with them, then went into the bathroom and tried to flush them down the toilet. This caused the toilet to overflow which annoyed Corky as a bit of water got on his sneakers. He told A Rod he better fix his toilet as he and Mr. B were sick of living in a such a dump. Mr. B supported this by letting loose a 12 second belch. Corky and Mr. B then went off to the kitchen to get some pizza and pop tarts.
Corky's buns and anus are like the holy grail for us homosexual faggots, and his diarrhea is like the nectar of the gods. He is, quite simply, the most important gay figure and icon to have ever risen to prominence during the last two centuries and deserves to be worshipped and revered accordingly.
Recently, corky was watching real ghost adventures and came across a story where a mystic said they could hold objects and it would give them visions of previous owners, and this mystic sometimes turned up unannounced on peoples doorsteps to tell them that they see dead people and these objects had given them messages.
Unfortunately for A Rod corky came up with the idea that he himself was mystic and he could hold lavatory bowls and suchlike to see previous huge dumps, piss and diarrhoea sprays and he thought he could use these visions to bring comfort and succour to people, perhaps even make money from grateful people who were reminded of massive dookie drops from their past.
Belding loved this and egged on corky to see into A Rods toilets and he put his hand on it and closed eyes, before going into a trance.
Apparently it turned out that Derek Jeter had once visited and left a hot dump I in flushed ARod bathroom that A rod had gobbled from the bowl! On seeing this, corky threw himself into a massive rage and hogtied a rod before parading him past the big bopper in the living room and buttslamming him mightily!
I for one, would love to be re-acquainted with a huge turd I dropped at an Arby’s back in 1998, anyone else?
Mr. Soft, your post reminded me of another brilliant idea Corky had after watching “Total Recall” with Mr. Belding. Corky thought it would be cool to implant memories of huge dumps and loud farts into the minds of customers! He also decided that the memories would involve farting in A-Rod’s face in some way! Corky thinks that people would pay big money to have memories of shitting into A-Rod’s gym bag or sock drawer or to fart in A-Rod’s face when he is working as an unpaid bathroom attendant. When Corky told A-Rod about this idea and asked for $5 million to get the company started, A-Rod told Corky that it was another stupid idea that only a retard like Corky would come up with. When Corky heard this, he got really mad and said that A-Rod was racist against ‘tards before pulling down A-Rod’s trousers and ass-raping him!!!
Corky and Mr. B have really been on a roll. This weekend they watched “Back to the Future” which Corky thinks is a documentary. During this they ate 6 deep dish pizza’s and drank 12 2 liters of Mountain Dew. Corky said he and his beat buddy should build their own time machine so they could travel back in time. Corky said he’d go to many of A Rod’s stupid sports moments and take dumps in A Rod’s locker and other hilarious places. Mr. B said he would love to go back in time so he could teach his deceased lover Screech more lessons. Corky said they should hop to it and build a time machine. With no Delorean around, and A Rod on the golf course, Corky decided A Rod’s Bentley would be the perfect time machine. He and Mr. B grabbed a vacuum cleaner and some other garbage and went to work gluing it to the Bentley. Corky ripped out much of the dashboard and installed a “light brite” game he has. Mr. B said he felt since they didn’t have any plutonium they could power their time machine with his turds. He then crapped in the fuel tank which made Corky happy. Corky then said the time machine was ready and he was programming the Light Bright to send them back in time so he could attend A Rod’s very first MLB game so he could take a dump in his cleats. Corky then fired up the time machine and drove it out of the garage. Some pieces not glued on well began falling off but he and the Big Bopper continued on. Corky said he remembered they needed to get up to 88 mph and felt they could do it on the short driveway. He then floored it and shortly after the engine stalled as Mr. B’s turd clogged the fuel system. This caused Corky to lose control and smash the car into the front gate. The cars hood popped up, and smoke poured from the engine. Just then A Rod arrived home and Corky popped out of the Bentley and told him his piece of shit car hand nearly killed he and his best friend. He also berated A Rod for having such a crappy car it couldn’t even take them back in time. Mr. B who was a little shaken up slowly got out of the car and ripped a 11 second fart. A Rod asked Corky what the hell he was talking about and before he knew it Corky was smacking him in the face, ripping off his Yankees pants, and ass raping him. Mr. B supported this with a loud belch. After jizzing all over A Rod Corky said he and Mr. B should go get snacks by the pool and work on their time machine some more. He also yelled at A Rod to get them a Delorean. I for one hope Corky is successful as I’d love to see a time traveling ‘tard crapping in a young A Rod’s sock drawer, with his best buddy teaching a young Screech more lessons!
Crotchmaster, Corky is such a lovable ‘tard! That’s so cute that he thought that he could create a time machine by ripping out portions of A-Rod’s Bentley and then using his Light Bright board to make a time display! A-Rod knows how unpredictable Corky is and should have anticipated that Corky would “reconfigure” his Bentley at some point! A-Rod deserved to be raped for having such a crappy attitude!!!
Corky told A-Rod of another idea he had which was inspired by a hit movie. This time, the movie was “Cast Away” starring Tom Hanks. Corky told A-Rod that it would be awesome to have a reality show starring he and A-Rod stranded on an island. A-Rod was initially interested as he thought it would be a romantic getaway with this love of his life, Corky. A-Rod asked if there was enough food and water on the island for them to live. Corky replied that there would be a lot of fruits and animals for he to eat, but that A-Rod would only be allowed to eat out Corky’s ass and that he would also be permitted to eat Corky’s farts. A-Rod replied that he didn’t think there was any nutritional value in eating a fart. Corky then slapped A-Rod in the mouth and told him he was an idiot who didn’t know anything about eating healthy. Corky also mentioned that A-Rod had used steroids like an idiot. Corky also informed A-Rod that there would be a lot of water for him to drink and to use to make Kool Aid. When A-Rod pointed out that he also needed to drink, Corky informed A-Rod that he would pee into A-Rod’s mouth every few hours. When A-Rod heard this, he said that the entire premise of the show was stupid and that no network would air this and nobody would want to watch it. Corky proceeded to punch A-Rod in the nose before pulling down his pants and underwear and ass-raping him to teach him a lesson!!!
Damn these stories are making me hot. The idea of Corky driving a Bentley with random vacuum parts glued to it give me a raging boner. I lost a load imagining him focusing on his lite brite and crashing into the gate. The idea Corky had for a show on a deserted island is genius. I don’t think A Rod realizes the vast majority of the public hates him, and loves Corky. It’s nearly 100 percent in the hardcore queer community. We want to see Corky chow down, then feed A Rod out from his ass. That show would have Super Bowl ratings each week, as people watched to see what Corky ate and drank, knowing soon enough A Rod would also be eating the same from Corky’s ass. I love the idea of Corky being able to feed A Rod some farts if A Rod annoyed him and Corky decided he didn’t deserve any delicious dookie! Ughhhhhhh I just lost a load thinking about this!!!
Crotch, I like your way of thinking. I am also sure the best buds are not that far away from creating a time machine either.
I wonder if corky would go back and make amends if he is capable of experiencing guilt? Remember that time he burned down his fathers restaurant and pulled a gun out on his family? Do you also remember that time he shit in his school trousers and hid them In a bush, only for the family dog to drag them out later in front of all his friends at the family BBQ? id expect he would go back there to make good, but would only end up being egged on by his younger self, and help burn down the restaurant twice as fast, pull the trigger on his family and drop another large dookie in the kitchen sink at the bbq Causing his father to slap him around.
I think Mr B on the other hand would go back to the time he dressed as the ‘master blaster’ to save the max, and would watch in on his younger self ploughing screeches ass and admire his smaller gut and King Kong principal dong. I also think he would like to go back and 69 rod belding, before cooking hound dog in front of screech. I guess that’s the way it would work out too, huh crotch?
Today A Rod went in to his bedroom after playing a round of golf. He was going to take a shower and change into clean clothes. All of a sudden Rod Belding crawled out from under the bed. He had been under there for a few weeks as that’s the kind of thing he does. He asked if he could shower with A Rod, who then yelled “Zoinks”. At this Corky came into the room as he heard the “Zoinks” and felt that it meant A Rod was cheating on him. When he saw a disheveled looking Rod Belding and a half dressed A Rod he knew he was correct. He accused A Rod of cheating on him with his best friends brother, and ran over, picked A Rod up, and bodyslammed him. A Rod lay moaning on the floor as Corky ripped off his shirt and began flexing like Hulk Hogan. Corky then removed his nearly overflowing diaper and began strangling A Rod with it. A horny Rod Belding came over and farted in A Rod’s face, then he and Corky gave A Rod a fine spitroasting. Corky grew angry as A Rod seemed to enjoy the spitroasting and called out to his best buddy in the world. Mr. B came in, saw what was going on, and gave A Rod a big elbow right in his back. This caused A Rod to collapse to the floor in a heap, seconds before Corky and Rod jizzed all over A Rod. The then all high fived before Corky and Rod helped Mr. B stand up. Corky and Mr. B didn’t even ask where Rod had come from and the three of them went off to get some lunch and watch cartoons. Corky sure taught A Rod a lesson about cheating that time!
Crotch, I love the fact that Belding brother can just turn up at A Rods mansion unannounced and decide he’s going to spend a few weeks there! Does A Rod have no control over the guests at his house? Who next, coach sonski moving in?!
Crotchmaster, it was perfectly reasonable for Corky to assume that A-Rod was cheating on him with Rod Belding. Corky thinks that A-Rod has a wandering eye and Corky feels that he needs to keep A-Rod in line when A-Rod isn't giving him his full and undivided attention.
Corky and A-Rod were eating a romantic dinner meal and Taco Bell a few weeks ago when some random stranger at a nearby table farted loudly and A-Rod looked over to see who had cut one. When Corky saw A-Rod's head move to look at the person who had farted, he got really angry and accused A-Rod of trying to cheat on him! Corky then ass-raped A-Rod to teach him an important lesson!!!
To whoever said corky was the number one gay icon, I think I may disagree.me and my friend came up with the following list of most influential dumpster scene icons
1. Screech 2. Mr. Belding 3. AC Slater 4.Corky 5.S. Bartman 6. zac Morris 7. A Rod 8. Rizzo 9. Milo the Janitor 10. Mr Horton
I base this on how often I see dudes dressing up as them and the flair that each character has. You don’t see Milo the Janitor anymore but he is like a rapier, or like Stone cold when he turns up on the scene and is guaranteed to get a party bouncing again. I think the list is pretty uncontroversial apart from Corky being outside the top 3?
Anon I don’t recall anyone claiming Corky is the #1 queer icon? I do know that since Screech’s demise his affair with A Rod, along with the fact Mr. Belding lives with them and is Corky’s #1 pal, has made him very influential in the queer community. I think a proper list should have living and dead spilt into two pieces. As Liberace still influences the dumpster scene decades after his death, and I’m sure 50 years from now the Dman will still be an inspiration. As time goes on I expect A Rod to skyrocket up that list as he transitions into the new “Screech”. If you’ve noticed he now unknowingly yells “Zoinks” at times. Many of them during situations Screech would have done so. It’s highly erotic! In regards to the Milo’s they are still out there, but are mainly found in dangerous urban areas of cities like Baltimore, Atlanta, and Chicago. They are usually found smoking crack and drinking Nighttrain liquor. I’d advise staying away from those locations.
Corky is a sex symbol within the gay community. It is difficult for straight men to comprehend this since Corky is fat, weird-looking, wears a diaper, constantly belches and farts, and is retarded. However, the gay community prizes him for his massive dong, bubble butt, and ultra high sex drive.
Pete, you had better get off the crack pipe and scroll up. Fernando foreskin called corky the most important queer icon.
However, everything else you say holds true, although the Milo I farted on was on the colt 45, rather than night train. Anyway, here is my revised list
1. Belding, for obvious rhino cocked reasons 2. Milo, you post just got me thinking of his rank farts and ass plundering. Also, like the rolling stone 500 song list, we need to make it more woke 3. Members of salty and pocketknife. Hear me out…these are a new entry, because the look super fruity when part of a group 4. S. Bartman - mostly because of the sub attitude 5. Slater, he is just as easy eating out of the big boppers ass as he is having a swordfight with Zak 6. Max Nordstrom 7. A Rod 8. Rizzo 9. Hulk Hogan or Brutus Beefcake 10. Rod Belding 11. Corky
Anon, I think it is you that needs to lay off the crack pipe, son
That list doesn’t correspond to reality. Everyone knows Max Nordstrom hasn’t been spotted on the dumpster scene since 1997. Hell, even Sergeant Bilko was spotted manning a glory hole in Minnesota in 1998 and he wasn’t part of the west coast dumpster scene since 1968.
You obviously ain’t a trucker, or you ain’t into the scene. Gtfoh
Today A Rod was driving he, Corky, and Mr. B to a nice Taco Bell lunch. Shortly before arriving at the restaurant another driver cut A Rod off causing A Rod to blast his horn. The other driver then gave A Rod the finger and drove off. Corky instantly became enraged and accused A Rod of cheating on him, saying that the horn blasting was a signal A Rod was giving to the other driver that he wanted hot man action. When A Rod denied this, and told Corky that was crazy Corky said that denial was further proof he was correct. He then began smacking A Rod in the face before pressing his ass to A Rod’s face and ripping a rank fart. This caused A Rod to drive up on the curb and stop the car which annoyed a hungry Mr. B who belched his disapproval. With the car stopped Corky got out, went around to A Rod’s side, and ripped him out of the car. He then ripped off A Rod’s pants, and right in a lane of traffic gave A Rod some rough anal. The passing cars beeped their horns in approval and many drivers were seen furiously jacking off to this erotic scene. After jizzing all over A Rod Corky shoed him in the ass then told him to quickly get he and his best buddy to Taco Bell! Corky sure knows how to keep his man in line!
A couple days ago, A-Rod felt tired and was having a bit of difficulty breathing. A-Rod was concerned that he had Covid-19 and told Corky he might be dying. Corky was watching cartoons at the time and smacked A-Rod in the head with a 2-liter of Mountain Dew because he was mad that A-Rod had interrupted the cartoon to whine. Mr. Belding unleashed a 11-second fart to show his support for Corky's smack!
A-Rod then drove to the hospital to see his doctor. The doctor wasn't sure what was wrong, so he ordered a chest X-Ray and some medical tests. A-Rod was very scared while he waited for the results, so he called Corky on his cell phone to tell him how much he loved him. When Corky heard this, he belched into the phone and then handed the phone to his best buddy, Mr. Belding, who ripped a loud fart into the phone! Corky heard A-Rod crying on the other end of the phone, so he and Mr. Belding had A-Rod's chauffeur drive them to see A-Rod at the hospital.
After showing up at the hospital, Corky and Mr. Belding found A-Rod in the wiating room. They could tell that A-Rod was sad, so they farted in A-Rod's face to cheer him up! A-Rod uttered "Zoinks!" and asked Corky to be supportive. A couple minutes later, A-Rod was called back to see the doctor. Corky and Mr. Belidng followed A-Rod into the room. A-Rod sat on the patient's chair in the room, but Corky smacked A-Rod in the head and said that Mr. Belding needed to sit there because he was tired! The doctor then walked in and said that he had just reviewed the chest X-ray and said that the X-ray revealed that A-Rod's lungs were coated with feces! The doctor also said that tests revealed that 85% of the air in A-Rod's lungs were stale farts! A-Rod asked whether he had Covid. The doctor replied that A-Rod did not have Covid and said that A-Rod's issue is that he's a gigantic faggot! The doctor told A-Rod to stop eating wet farts and doodoo and start behaving like a normal person! Corky then punched A-Rod in the nose and accused him of cheating on him! A-Rod pleaded with Corky and said that his lungs were coated with dookie because he and Mr. Belding were always farting in his face! Corky then got angry and said that A-Rod probably screwed up his body by doing steroids. Corky and the doctor then spit-roasted A-Rod to teach him a lesson while Mr. Belding ripped farts in A-Rod's face!!!
Stink that is one hot story! Corky was so considerate going to check on A Rod. I can’t believe A Rod who gobbles turds from toilets, works as an unpaid bathroom attendant, and huffs dudes farts non stop, actuality tried to blame Corky and Mr. B for his issues. Corky was correct in teaching A Rod that important lesson in self accountability!
I can confirm Stinkmeister story. I recently transferred to a Miami hospital and imagine my surprise when A Rod shows up, then Corky and Mr. Belding. A Rod’s lungs are worse then a 75 year old coal miners. They are so packed with fecal matter it’s a surprise he can even breathe. While there he kept farting on his hand and smelling it, while calling his lover Corky and crying into the phone. He is one of the first homosexuals I have ever treated who is addicted to farts. I warned him if he keeps this up he may not live much longer. At this he told me he needed to use the bathroom. When he wasn’t back 10 minutes later I went to check on him and found him acting as in impromptu “bathroom attendant” and was huffing farts from an obese mans asshole. It was repulsive. Soon after Corky arrived and ripped a fart in A Rod’s face as did Mr. B. This bright back memories as the ER reeked of anus, much like our hospital wing did while we treated Screech. I have to say since I last saw A Rod he has transformed into a Screech like character. He has a bit of a Jew Fro, and the Stinkmeister reported “Zoinks” was one of three he uttered while under my care. My associate did spitroast A Rod with Corky as Corky insisted this was the proper prescription for A Rod, and as I’ve never before dealt with feces impacted lungs, as well as his O2 being mainly stale farts. As they left Mr. B ripped another enormous fart which cleared out everyone in the ER waiting room which please me. I hope to never see those guys again.
Doctor, this is indeed troubling news about A Rod, however, I want to ask you about the Big Bopper. You are a clinician and the community have been worried about him.
Have you noticed a difference about him from when you first saw him trying to save screeches life 6 months ago and what you have seen of him now?
From your comments in February, you intimated that he was talkative, belligerent and only interested in ass - I even think you said you fought with him after he swapped the IV drip tube from the bag into his brown eye so he could fart noxious gas to screech to make him better.
What you are suggesting now, is that he is more or less mute and only communicates by farts. He has also put on some hefty timber.
In your clinical opinion, is Mr Belding health, does he look good and have you noticed a change? If yes, what is wrong with him?
Dr. Assjuice, I’m sorry that a high caliber physician like yourself has to treat demented queers like Screech and A-Rod. You should publish a paper about treatment if feces-coated lungs
Ass Hawk, Mr. B is much like he was when I initially met him in February. Back when he and Corky decided that treating Screech’s cancer with farts, belches, and gay porn were a better idea then the standard chemo and radiation. Their claim that keeping Screech “cheered up” was the cure did initially help slightly, but unfortunately I don’t believe anything would have helped at such a late stage. I believe Mr. B has taken Screech’s demise hard. He is still a champion when it comes to belching and farting, and it’s also obvious his appetite hasn’t waned a bit. But he is slightly less talkative, mainly letting his ass and belches do his talking. I believe he is still in mourning. But thankfully has his best friend Corky to help him. Those two are the best friends I’ve ever seen.
Anus Gobkin, thank you for the kind words. Amazingly Sceech’s lungs were far worse then A Rod’s. From my understanding he had been huffing farts for 30 years at the time of his death. Had he not been cancer ridden I would have been very interested to study how his lungs could even function as they were almost solid fecal matter. A Rod is heading that way, and I may write a paper on him and search our other deviants who have what I’ve labeled “fecal lung”. For his sake I hope A Rod stops huffing farts. But I doubt he will. I feel we are on the brink of a new epidemic. Screech was “patient zero” in my mind, and I’m sure they are many others that will follow him.
Corky was recently looking at the "participant" medals he has received from Special Olympics competitions over the past couple decades. Corky grabbed a box of the medals to show A-Rod. Corky told A-Rod that he was a much better athlete than A-Rod was and that is why he has so many medals but A-Rod has none. A-Rod asked Corky what the hell he was talking about and pointed to his baseball MVP and World Series trophies he had won over the years. A-Rod also said that he had received hundreds of plaques and trophies when he was a kid and in high school. Corky told A-Rod that he was an idiot and pointed out that none of the trophies were medals which A-Rod could wear around his neck, like a track star like Corky can do. A-Rod responded that each of Corky's "participant" medals simply read "participant" but don't indicate a place or even an event! A-Rod said that Corky received the "participant" medals simply because he filled out a form for the Special Olympics and paid the entry fee. A-Rod also pointed out that a normal 5-year old kid could run faster than a retard like Corky and that it was ridiculous to claim that a tubby 'tard like Corky was a better athlete than a former pro baseball star like A-Rod! A-Rod then started caressing Corky's bubble butt and fondling Corky's massive dong!
Corky was really angry at this point and slapped A-Rod in the face to express his displeasure! He told A-Rod that he wasn't just a piece of meat there for A-Rod's perverted sex needs. Corky then ass-raped A-Rod. Mr. Belding was eating a huge tub of cake frosting and stopped for a moment to unleash a 12-second heinous-smelling fart to show his support for Corky!
Stink, I just counted to 12 and it felt like an eternity! I wonder if mr b. Changes facial expressions when cocking his leg?
Dr AssJuice, on one hand I am disgusted that you are giving away patient confidentiality on a board like this, but that was some spankworthy info you provided. I don’t see how this is only just being discovered though, there was a restroom on the mayflower for example. I also once saw twins who were in a folk band and they once told me that they had a friend who knew lots of famous athletes who begged for him to fart on, but I didn’t catch their names. Unfortunately they were chased out of town in a republican state because they had chained up a dude with Down’s syndrome and we’re feeding him hot dog, they seemed cool though
I work at a Miami Taco Bell and usually work the drive thru. Today a car came through the drive thru and while the guy was trying to place an incredibly large order all I could hear were farts and belches. The guy kept trying to place an order but the Belches and farts continued. I kept asking him to repeat his order and the other people in the car got angry. At that point I could hear yelling and also the person being smacked around. When they drove around I could see it was a Rod along with Corky and Mr. Belding. A Rod was upset and Corky was pressing his ass to his head. The big bopper said a rod better not mess up his order, he then let loose a 9 second belch. Corky said he wanted a piece of pepperoni pizza and when A-Rod tried to tell him Taco Bell didn’t have pizza Corky went ballistic. He pointed to a picture of our taco pizza and said what’s that! Corky then drug a rod out of the car and gave him some hot butt sex. The people behind them started beeping and cheering. It was highly erotic. During this Mr. B placed an order for about 50 items. Once Corky jizzed on A Rod he left him in a heap on the ground, got in the drivers seat, grabbed their enormous order, and drive away saying A Rod would pay for it. While driving away he side swiped a parked car but kept going. A Rod eventually for up and 2.0 minutes later an Uber showed up to pick him up. It was a pretty funny shift. I hope it happens again.
Ballwhipper, I should have previously mentioned that while treating Screech I got singed affidavits from Screech, Corky, Mr. B, and A Rod releasing me from HIPPA protections and allowing me to discuss their medical issues on this fine board. I reaffirmed A Rod still wanted this in place yesterday in front of Corky and Mr B. When A Rod slightly hesitated Corky got a crazy look on his face and A Rod instantly agreed to give me perpetual permission to report his medical issues on this board. Fecal lung has likely been overlooked for some time now as the medical profession didn’t understand the depths of depravity raging queers go to. In the past fecal lung would have been passed off as a form of pneumonia, cancer, or another similar malady.
Today I saw that they are working on a reboot of “Life Goes On” but there is almost no mention of the Corkmeister reprising his role?! I’m hoping someone can confirm Corky will be in this reboot so I can watch him 30 years later again shit in the sink, rape the family dog, set everything he sees on fire, crash numerous cars, and fire random guns. He was such an inspiration to the ‘tard community at large, and from what I’ve gleaned he ad libbed many of those famous scenes! Bring back Corky!!!
Here is a link to one of the articles. I’m shocked the comments haven’t been overrun by horny queers demanding Corky again lead the show with his monster dong lurking from his pants.
This article is a disgrace. It barely mentions Corky and instead focuses on some black lady’s deal. I’m not sure if Corky knows what’s going on, but it seems these bastards are shoe horning Corky out of his own show! Corky was the entire show, and his antics made the entire world happy, especially the gay community.
What is the point of doing a Life Goes On series without Corky? He was the only reason to watch the show! Watching him burn down his family restaurant, shoot a gun at a black guy returning tools as night, nearly drive over everyone in his class during Driver’s Ed, and shitt in the family kitchen sink each episode were very entertaining. He needs to star in the sequel series and should appear with A-Rod as his gay sex slave. Corky should fart in A-Rod’s face in every scene!
Ass Breath, your comments are spot on! That reboot has 0 business being about “Becca” and her stupid family. No one gives a shit about her at all. People want to see Corky. I love your idea of him returning with his love interest/sex slave A Rod. I also think there could be a nice part for his best friend in the universe Mr. B. I see Mr. B playing a role of a horny neighbor who pretty much hangs out at Corky’s house non stop gobbling up pizza and Mountain Dew and belching and farting non stop, while cheering on Corky farting and belching in A Rod’s face, while also teaching A Rod lessons by ass raping him. The only thing the Becca girl should play is his sister who Corky and Mr. B constantly prank by calling her and ripping ass into the phone.
Crotch wasn’t there a hiv bug chasing story as well? I was too young to remember but I heard from friends it was pretty hot! I wonder if that will be in the reboot,
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That right there is conclusive proof! Did A rod really,go up in the air in a pink shirt? And why is he loitering around the plane with another man, I think he is mostly leering at his cock and commending him on a ‘great piss’…no wonder corky has his arms folded!
Damn, that new picture provides all the info we need to see A Rod did cause that crash! Poor Corky! He was taking flying so seriously and that degenerate A Rod had to try and grab his monster dong to get his rocks off. He’s lucky no one was hurt in the crash. Thankfully it looks like Corky did an expert job of landing the plane upside down. You can see by A Rod’s “Zoinks” he is absolutely guilty of what Corky said happened. I imagine that’s why A Rod is hiding on the other side of the plane. He knows after Corky finishes his interview with the FAA he’s in for a beating! Kurt can you confirm that that shot is from the official FAA report? That’s so cool you were able to get ahold of that. I have heard there is some hot footage of Corky really pummeling A Rod and trying to shove a propeller blade up A Rod’s ass!
Yeah, that flight was definitely aborted - much like corky and a-rod's ass-baby!..
I am an air traffic controller in Pennsylvania. A few weeks ago, a Cessna was making its descent to an airport outside Pittsburgh when it suddenly when into a tailspin before landing in a cornfield. I heard some chatter coming from the cockpit - someone kept uttering “Zoinks” and said he wanted to play with the pilot’s monster dong and the pilot saying to stop it because he was trying to land had to go doodie. Imagine my surprise when I discovered that the pilot was lovable ‘tard Corky and the demented passenger was former MLB star Alex Rodriguez!
Larry, I thought you were struck off following the FAA hearings that heard how you were too busy rubbing one out to the erotic conversation rather than doing your job?
If you weren’t too busy losing copious loads to Corkys autistic screaming then perhaps you could have helped him guide the plane down. Instead, and I quote from the FAA report,”…Mr Larry Smith, on receiving the distress signal, abandoned his training and instead proceeded to ask the pilot ‘how big his cock was’ and ‘enquire what he was wearing’ before muttering that whatever he wore was ‘too much’ for you
Larry, if that is your real name, could you also confirm the reports that you were wearing big 80s earphones, a blue cap and had a plaque on your desk saying “always part of the Cubs family” at this time, which hindered your ability to access the receiver? We are still to trace that call you sent to a ‘mr Rizzo’ shortly after the incident too.
What the damn is goin on here? I am Larry Smith and I sure as hell ain’t the one getting off on tards, or stone me if I’m a damned Cubs fan!
Was this on the day when I got a phone call from a Mr. S. Anus telling me I had a day off for good behaviour and not to bother coming in Cause there were renovations?
That’s the only time I can think of recently when I wasn’t in the control room on a workday
Hey, hey, hey - what is going on here?? This is the same Larry who posted a comment yesterday- I am an air traffic controller located near Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania. My full name is “Larry Jizz”! I don’t know of anyone named “Larry Smith” who is an air traffic controller. We are allowed to look at porn while in the airport tower provided it does not affect our work quality, but I certainly was never blasted in an FAA report!
Corky and A-Rod were cuddling in bed watching a movie last night when Corky told A-Rod that he was going to take off his diaper because his “ass needed to breathe.” A-Rod informed Corky that he breathes out of his nose and mouth, not his ass. He also begged Corky not to make a mess on his new white sheets. Corky said that A-Rod was a stupid baseball player who didn’t know anything. Corky proceeded to remove his diaper and told A-Rod that his ass felt much better. Corky and A-Rod returned to cuddling for a few minutes until Corky suddenly ripped a loud, smelly fart. A-Rod uttered “Zoinks!” Corky then sprayed diarrhea all over A-Rod and the white sheets! Corky said it was A-Rod’s fault for being a jerk to Corky! Then Corky ass-raped A-Rod!!!
El Stinkmeister, A Rod is a jackass once again. Every true man knows there are times an ass needs to breathe. Especially down in the tropical environment of southern Florida. Corky had every right to take off his diaper to get comfortable. Had A Rod not annoyed him he may not have gone diarrhea in the bed. A Rod totally deserved that shit spray and ass raping.
Larry, I have no idea why, but the queer community has really taken a shine to the idea of corky in an aeroplane, and many men have been dressing up as air traffic controllers across dumpsters and truck stops across the west coast whilst butt slamming other dudes.
There was an orgy just outside Chicago the other week where one demented guy created a whole ‘control tower’ out of cardboard boxes from dumpsters and played out a scene where a man dressed as corky, and another as A Rod pretended to fly in a cardboard plane and then crash! The A Rod character then had his nuts whipped with a rusty car antenna whilst loads of others in ‘man about the house’ and Bruce Springsteen outfits rubbed one out
I have no idea why it’s become such a hot trend ��♂️
Ass Hawk, with A Rod being the new Screech Corky has almost taken the place of Mr. B as he slows down in his old age. It’s also quite amazing that a ‘tard would be able to fly a plane and have it ruined by some selfish douche who grabbed his monster dong. The photo clip the blog owner posted really made this craze start as we can see with our own eyes how Corky blames A Rod, and all A Rod can say is Screech’s trademark Zoinks. The dumpster scene is always looking for a new trend and this tickled their fancy immediately. I have seen numerous replica control towers as well, along with mock up cardboard “crashed” planes. The A Rod’s have been delighted with this as their orifices have been pounded not only by the Corky’s, but by control tower operator “Larry” as well as “unknown man” who was lurking by the tail of the crashed plane. I have never seen more jizz and diarrhea fly! After a slow year since the death of our Queen Screech this has been a godsend and totally revitalized the queer community!
I’m amazed that demented homosexuals are pretending to be A-Rod, Corky, the unknown man behind the airplane wing, and me. I’m glad to know that I’ve played my part to bring to horny pervs! Do the people playing the role of Corky in these gatherings have Down’s Syndrome in real life or are they just pretending to be Downers?
I like to refer to the post covid dumpster scene as the ‘new class’
All the old timers who played characters from sbtb, cocoon, silver spoons and many others were never keen on the corona fart scene and this allowed many men to try out different things whilst the old bulls were out of service.
One guy went down a storm in Ohio when he swapped out his usual mr Tuttle outfit for the ‘mysterious guy behind the plane’ and things got rowdy as he too, lurked in the bushes masturbating before falling 3 metres onto a glass bottle skip!
Im a trucker and I can also attest to once being at a truck stop where a couple of guys were half heartedly playing grab ass before a group of white and Latino 40 somethings dressed up as BTS dropped their pants and went to town on reaming me.
They were also democrats as I could hear their cultural appreciation stylings by saying things like ‘herro big bwoy’ and ‘me so velly horny raht Nahw Mr Zubaz-san’ we told my father, Mr B and for the first time in a while I could see him sport a boner
Larry, I believe the majority of Corkys pretend to have it, so you get a lot of jocks, bankers and pillars of the community turning up wearing bicycle helmets, with their hair shaved in places and wearing backpacks and shorts showing their bubble butts. They normally also screech inaudibly and stutter their words
Sometimes you get real tards and they are normally the ones slapping all the normies about
I know, it can be quite confusing sometimes with all of these doppelgangers milling about, especially when many of these corky disciples have adopted his mantra of "rape now, ask questions later..", and all now seem to equate sex w/violence, thus ensuring that any naive newbie to the dumpster scene is gonna be in 4 a real treat, let me tell 'ya.. ��
Corky filled up his diaper with a massive amount of dookie last night. A-Rod removed Corky’s diaper, cleaned his bottom, and was putting talcum powder on Corky’s bottom when Corky suddenly ripped a powerful fart in A-Rod’s face while also spraying a copious amount of diarrhea into A-Rod’s face. A-Rod uttered “Zoinks” and then said “Eww!!!” Corky got mad because he thought that A-Rod would enjoy the fart and diarrhea and would thank him. When A-Rod appeared to be disgusted, Corky was really angry because in the ‘tard community, farting on someone is considered to be a sign of affection and a valuable gift. Corky viewed A-Rod’s actions as a sign of disrespect and decided to teach A-Rod some manners by viciously ass-raping him!!!
Piss. Shit. Ass. Fuck.
I wanna roughly fuck corkie's pie-hole and then blow such a huge load of jizz in it that my semen starts spraying out of his ears.
Last night Corky and A Rod were watching VH-1 when a documentary counting down the top 10 great rock singers came on. Corky fully expected to be at number One following his time as ‘singer in the band’ and blew his top when it turned out Freddie Mercury hit top spot.
A rod was a complete jerk and said Freddie’s four octave range was better than corkys lack of time, monosyllabic grunts and lack of balance on stage. On hearing this, corky flew into a rage to end all rages and knocked over the tv before bending A Rod head first over the sofa and ploughing his ass!
Mr B walked in and farted a mere inches from a rods face, before telling him that the demasi twins were bigger studs than he would ever be.
Once corky had had his way with A Rod he then sat down to play old classic albums such as ‘a world of kindness’ and ‘singer in the band’ before both got goofy and donned colourful Zubaz and guitars before rocking out to ‘nature boy’ whilst many of their fans watched on through the windows as A Rod slowly regained consciousness!
I’ve never seen the two best buds so animated before! I wonder if this is a one off?
Ass Hawk, A-Rod knew how important Corky’s singing career was to him and he should have been more diplomatic when explaining why Corky’s wasn’t #1 on the list. Maybe he was rude just because he wanted Corky to rape him for the unptewnth time?
The other day, Corky and Mr. Belding were sitting in beanbag chairs in the den at A-Rod’s mansion gorging on deep dish Meat Lover’s pizzas from Pizza Hut and gulping down 2-liters of Mountain Dew while playing Donkey Kong on a Nintendo gaming system. While playing, they each ripped numerous farts until the entire room smelled like an anus! After Corky accidentally overflowed his diaper, he and Mr. Belding decided to go for a swim in A-Rod’s pool. Unbeknownst to Corky and Mr. Belding, A-Rod had been hiding in a closet in the den spying on them! After Corky and Mr. Belding left the den, A-Rod quietly opened the closet door and then looked out the window and saw Corky and Mr. Belding outside by the pool - Mr. Belding took off his clothes and then got into the pool completely naked. Corky also disrobed and removed his dookie-filled diaper, revealing that his ass was covered in feces and then he also stepped into the pool naked. A-Rod then knelt down on his knees and started sniffing the bean bag chair where Corky had been farting for the past hour. A-Rod started masturbating vigorously until the door to the den suddenly opened and A-Rod looked over and saw Corky. Corky said that Mr. Belding hasn’t eaten pizza for the past ten minutes and was really hungry so he was bringing him leftover pizza. When Corky saw what A-Rod as doing, he called A-Rod a dirty faggot and accused him of cheating on him! Corky then ass-raped A-Rod to teach him a lesson while Mr. Belding went diarrhea in the pool to show his support for Corky!!!
Anus, I know right? It’s not like A Rod hasn’t seen the cork strutting on stage either.
Exhibit A: Look at this erotic clip https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vmrSacOQbos of corky smashing a high energy version of ob la di,
You can obviously see at 0:20 where corky threatens A Rod off camera for messing up his mic, then again at 02:06 where he gets so pissed off with A Rod ogling his bubble butt he decides to get off with one of the demasi twins live on stage!
This is true rock star behaviour, especially in his tight glam pink top
Anus, it’s not as if A Rod hasn’t seen how explosive Cork is on stage as he used to be a groupie / roadie for them throughout the nljghties, even though he was one of the top earning sports stars on the world.
Exhibit A :/www.youtube.com/watch?v=vmrSacOQbos look at how corky threatens A Rod off stage at 0:20 or when he gets so fed up of ARod shouting out for his bubble butt that he gets off with one of the demasis at 02:06
Corky sure knew how to work a crowd when he was on stage!
Ass Hawk, that video is incredibly erotic! I have solid info that Mr. B is in the Porta potty in the back. Corky had recently spotted A Rod leering through a crack in the Porta potty, watching Mr. B spray diarrhea and rip farts. Corky signaled to A Rod that he was going to get an ass pounding and second the song was over. But like the true professional he is he kept the song going and even made out with one of the DeMasi’s to torment A Rod! I heard that later on A Rod found himself being buttslammed in that Porta Potty, then dumped head first into the shit and piss. Corky’s mainly rabid homosexual crowdbase went wild for this and the jizz and feces flew everywhere!
The other day Corky and A-Rod were lying in A-Rod's bed watching tv. A-Rod was really fondling Corky's bubble butt. A-Rod had removed Corky's diaper becuase he enjoyed the feel of Corky's ass without having the diaper in the way. While A-Rod was getting his jollies, Corky suddenly farted. A-Rod uttered, "Zoinks!" and asked Corky to please not do that again. Needless to say, Corky ripped a couple more loud farts which he said were due to all of the pizza and tacos he had eaten for lunch with his best friend, Mr. Belding. A-Rod was starting to been nauseous, so he started pressing Corky's butt cheeks closed while grabbing Corky's booty. Corky realized something was up when he tried to fart, but the gas wouldn't come out of his ass! Corky asked A-Rod what he was doing and A-Rod replied that he had pressed Corky's ass cheeks together to close off his O-ring. When Corky heard this he got really mad and accused A-Rod of trying to damage his ass! Corky then said he was going to damage A-Rod's butthole! Corky then ass-raped A-Rod while Mr. Belding sat in a chair while drinking three 2-liters of Mountain Dew and belching constantly to show his support for Corky!
Ass, that is a real hawt video you have there - I also wish they made more ‘forever friends’ episodes, I loved that episodes where corky gorged on pepperoni pizza.. What happened there? Why did they only make a couple of episodes…I thought corky and the band were watertight?
Today A Rod was hanging out with Corky and Mr B when Corky said he was glad his favorite athlete was playing tonight. When A Rod asked who it was Corky ripped a wet fart, then said it was Tom Brady. At this A Rod got sad and said he’d hoped he’d be Corky’s favorite athlete. Corky let loose a belch at this, and Mr. B laughed and ripped a 7 second fart. Corky said A Rod wasn’t an athlete, and he was more like a girl. He told A Rod he wasn’t in his top 1,000 favorite athletes. He then started yelling out some other favs that included Hulk Hogan, Mr. Belding, Rocky, and a host of others. At this A Rod began to cry and Corky said this proved A Rod was a girl, and that because of that he was out of Corky’s top million favorite athletes. He then told A Rod that when they cuddled and he let A Rod caress his bubble butt he pretended A Rod was Tom Brady and that from now on A Rod needed to start wearing a Tom Brady mask and football uniform. He told A Rod since he failed to grow a hook nose he had to do this or no more bubble butt. He then wagged his ass in A Rod’s face then quickly dropped his pants and diaper and ripped a nasty fart, followed by a diarrhea spray. He then ripped off A Rod’s Yankees pants and wiped his ass with them, then went into the bathroom and tried to flush them down the toilet. This caused the toilet to overflow which annoyed Corky as a bit of water got on his sneakers. He told A Rod he better fix his toilet as he and Mr. B were sick of living in a such a dump. Mr. B supported this by letting loose a 12 second belch. Corky and Mr. B then went off to the kitchen to get some pizza and pop tarts.
Corky's buns and anus are like the holy grail for us homosexual faggots, and his diarrhea is like the nectar of the gods. He is, quite simply, the most important gay figure and icon to have ever risen to prominence during the last two centuries and deserves to be worshipped and revered accordingly.
Recently, corky was watching real ghost adventures and came across a story where a mystic said they could hold objects and it would give them visions of previous owners, and this mystic sometimes turned up unannounced on peoples doorsteps to tell them that they see dead people and these objects had given them messages.
Unfortunately for A Rod corky came up with the idea that he himself was mystic and he could hold lavatory bowls and suchlike to see previous huge dumps, piss and diarrhoea sprays and he thought he could use these visions to bring comfort and succour to people, perhaps even make money from grateful people who were reminded of massive dookie drops from their past.
Belding loved this and egged on corky to see into A Rods toilets and he put his hand on it and closed eyes, before going into a trance.
Apparently it turned out that Derek Jeter had once visited and left a hot dump I in flushed ARod bathroom that A rod had gobbled from the bowl! On seeing this, corky threw himself into a massive rage and hogtied a rod before parading him past the big bopper in the living room and buttslamming him mightily!
I for one, would love to be re-acquainted with a huge turd I dropped at an Arby’s back in 1998, anyone else?
Mr. Soft, your post reminded me of another brilliant idea Corky had after watching “Total Recall” with Mr. Belding. Corky thought it would be cool to implant memories of huge dumps and loud farts into the minds of customers! He also decided that the memories would involve farting in A-Rod’s face in some way! Corky thinks that people would pay big money to have memories of shitting into A-Rod’s gym bag or sock drawer or to fart in A-Rod’s face when he is working as an unpaid bathroom attendant. When Corky told A-Rod about this idea and asked for $5 million to get the company started, A-Rod told Corky that it was another stupid idea that only a retard like Corky would come up with. When Corky heard this, he got really mad and said that A-Rod was racist against ‘tards before pulling down A-Rod’s trousers and ass-raping him!!!
Corky and Mr. B have really been on a roll. This weekend they watched “Back to the Future” which Corky thinks is a documentary. During this they ate 6 deep dish pizza’s and drank 12 2 liters of Mountain Dew. Corky said he and his beat buddy should build their own time machine so they could travel back in time. Corky said he’d go to many of A Rod’s stupid sports moments and take dumps in A Rod’s locker and other hilarious places. Mr. B said he would love to go back in time so he could teach his deceased lover Screech more lessons. Corky said they should hop to it and build a time machine. With no Delorean around, and A Rod on the golf course, Corky decided A Rod’s Bentley would be the perfect time machine. He and Mr. B grabbed a vacuum cleaner and some other garbage and went to work gluing it to the Bentley. Corky ripped out much of the dashboard and installed a “light brite” game he has. Mr. B said he felt since they didn’t have any plutonium they could power their time machine with his turds. He then crapped in the fuel tank which made Corky happy. Corky then said the time machine was ready and he was programming the Light Bright to send them back in time so he could attend A Rod’s very first MLB game so he could take a dump in his cleats. Corky then fired up the time machine and drove it out of the garage. Some pieces not glued on well began falling off but he and the Big Bopper continued on. Corky said he remembered they needed to get up to 88 mph and felt they could do it on the short driveway. He then floored it and shortly after the engine stalled as Mr. B’s turd clogged the fuel system. This caused Corky to lose control and smash the car into the front gate. The cars hood popped up, and smoke poured from the engine. Just then A Rod arrived home and Corky popped out of the Bentley and told him his piece of shit car hand nearly killed he and his best friend. He also berated A Rod for having such a crappy car it couldn’t even take them back in time. Mr. B who was a little shaken up slowly got out of the car and ripped a 11 second fart. A Rod asked Corky what the hell he was talking about and before he knew it Corky was smacking him in the face, ripping off his Yankees pants, and ass raping him. Mr. B supported this with a loud belch. After jizzing all over A Rod Corky said he and Mr. B should go get snacks by the pool and work on their time machine some more. He also yelled at A Rod to get them a Delorean. I for one hope Corky is successful as I’d love to see a time traveling ‘tard crapping in a young A Rod’s sock drawer, with his best buddy teaching a young Screech more lessons!
Crotchmaster, Corky is such a lovable ‘tard! That’s so cute that he thought that he could create a time machine by ripping out portions of A-Rod’s Bentley and then using his Light Bright board to make a time display! A-Rod knows how unpredictable Corky is and should have anticipated that Corky would “reconfigure” his Bentley at some point! A-Rod deserved to be raped for having such a crappy attitude!!!
Corky told A-Rod of another idea he had which was inspired by a hit movie. This time, the movie was “Cast Away” starring Tom Hanks. Corky told A-Rod that it would be awesome to have a reality show starring he and A-Rod stranded on an island. A-Rod was initially interested as he thought it would be a romantic getaway with this love of his life, Corky. A-Rod asked if there was enough food and water on the island for them to live. Corky replied that there would be a lot of fruits and animals for he to eat, but that A-Rod would only be allowed to eat out Corky’s ass and that he would also be permitted to eat Corky’s farts. A-Rod replied that he didn’t think there was any nutritional value in eating a fart. Corky then slapped A-Rod in the mouth and told him he was an idiot who didn’t know anything about eating healthy. Corky also mentioned that A-Rod had used steroids like an idiot. Corky also informed A-Rod that there would be a lot of water for him to drink and to use to make Kool Aid. When A-Rod pointed out that he also needed to drink, Corky informed A-Rod that he would pee into A-Rod’s mouth every few hours. When A-Rod heard this, he said that the entire premise of the show was stupid and that no network would air this and nobody would want to watch it. Corky proceeded to punch A-Rod in the nose before pulling down his pants and underwear and ass-raping him to teach him a lesson!!!
Damn these stories are making me hot. The idea of Corky driving a Bentley with random vacuum parts glued to it give me a raging boner. I lost a load imagining him focusing on his lite brite and crashing into the gate. The idea Corky had for a show on a deserted island is genius. I don’t think A Rod realizes the vast majority of the public hates him, and loves Corky. It’s nearly 100 percent in the hardcore queer community. We want to see Corky chow down, then feed A Rod out from his ass. That show would have Super Bowl ratings each week, as people watched to see what Corky ate and drank, knowing soon enough A Rod would also be eating the same from Corky’s ass. I love the idea of Corky being able to feed A Rod some farts if A Rod annoyed him and Corky decided he didn’t deserve any delicious dookie! Ughhhhhhh I just lost a load thinking about this!!!
Crotch, I like your way of thinking. I am also sure the best buds are not that far away from creating a time machine either.
I wonder if corky would go back and make amends if he is capable of experiencing guilt? Remember that time he burned down his fathers restaurant and pulled a gun out on his family? Do you also remember that time he shit in his school trousers and hid them In a bush, only for the family dog to drag them out later in front of all his friends at the family BBQ? id expect he would go back there to make good, but would only end up being egged on by his younger self, and help burn down the restaurant twice as fast, pull the trigger on his family and drop another large dookie in the kitchen sink at the bbq Causing his father to slap him around.
I think Mr B on the other hand would go back to the time he dressed as the ‘master blaster’ to save the max, and would watch in on his younger self ploughing screeches ass and admire his smaller gut and King Kong principal dong. I also think he would like to go back and 69 rod belding, before cooking hound dog in front of screech. I guess that’s the way it would work out too, huh crotch?
Today A Rod went in to his bedroom after playing a round of golf. He was going to take a shower and change into clean clothes. All of a sudden Rod Belding crawled out from under the bed. He had been under there for a few weeks as that’s the kind of thing he does. He asked if he could shower with A Rod, who then yelled “Zoinks”. At this Corky came into the room as he heard the “Zoinks” and felt that it meant A Rod was cheating on him. When he saw a disheveled looking Rod Belding and a half dressed A Rod he knew he was correct. He accused A Rod of cheating on him with his best friends brother, and ran over, picked A Rod up, and bodyslammed him. A Rod lay moaning on the floor as Corky ripped off his shirt and began flexing like Hulk Hogan. Corky then removed his nearly overflowing diaper and began strangling A Rod with it. A horny Rod Belding came over and farted in A Rod’s face, then he and Corky gave A Rod a fine spitroasting. Corky grew angry as A Rod seemed to enjoy the spitroasting and called out to his best buddy in the world. Mr. B came in, saw what was going on, and gave A Rod a big elbow right in his back. This caused A Rod to collapse to the floor in a heap, seconds before Corky and Rod jizzed all over A Rod. The then all high fived before Corky and Rod helped Mr. B stand up. Corky and Mr. B didn’t even ask where Rod had come from and the three of them went off to get some lunch and watch cartoons. Corky sure taught A Rod a lesson about cheating that time!
Crotch, I love the fact that Belding brother can just turn up at A Rods mansion unannounced and decide he’s going to spend a few weeks there! Does A Rod have no control over the guests at his house? Who next, coach sonski moving in?!
Crotchmaster, it was perfectly reasonable for Corky to assume that A-Rod was cheating on him with Rod Belding. Corky thinks that A-Rod has a wandering eye and Corky feels that he needs to keep A-Rod in line when A-Rod isn't giving him his full and undivided attention.
Corky and A-Rod were eating a romantic dinner meal and Taco Bell a few weeks ago when some random stranger at a nearby table farted loudly and A-Rod looked over to see who had cut one. When Corky saw A-Rod's head move to look at the person who had farted, he got really angry and accused A-Rod of trying to cheat on him! Corky then ass-raped A-Rod to teach him an important lesson!!!
To whoever said corky was the number one gay icon, I think I may disagree.me and my friend came up with the following list of most influential dumpster scene icons
1. Screech
2. Mr. Belding
3. AC Slater
4.Corky
5.S. Bartman
6. zac Morris
7. A Rod
8. Rizzo
9. Milo the Janitor
10. Mr Horton
I base this on how often I see dudes dressing up as them and the flair that each character has. You don’t see Milo the Janitor anymore but he is like a rapier, or like Stone cold when he turns up on the scene and is guaranteed to get a party bouncing again. I think the list is pretty uncontroversial apart from Corky being outside the top 3?
Anon I don’t recall anyone claiming Corky is the #1 queer icon? I do know that since Screech’s demise his affair with A Rod, along with the fact Mr. Belding lives with them and is Corky’s #1 pal, has made him very influential in the queer community. I think a proper list should have living and dead spilt into two pieces. As Liberace still influences the dumpster scene decades after his death, and I’m sure 50 years from now the Dman will still be an inspiration. As time goes on I expect A Rod to skyrocket up that list as he transitions into the new “Screech”. If you’ve noticed he now unknowingly yells “Zoinks” at times. Many of them during situations Screech would have done so. It’s highly erotic! In regards to the Milo’s they are still out there, but are mainly found in dangerous urban areas of cities like Baltimore, Atlanta, and Chicago. They are usually found smoking crack and drinking Nighttrain liquor. I’d advise staying away from those locations.
Corky is a sex symbol and stud machine.
Corky is a sex symbol within the gay community. It is difficult for straight men to comprehend this since Corky is fat, weird-looking, wears a diaper, constantly belches and farts, and is retarded. However, the gay community prizes him for his massive dong, bubble butt, and ultra high sex drive.
Pete, you had better get off the crack pipe and scroll up. Fernando foreskin called corky the most important queer icon.
However, everything else you say holds true, although the Milo I farted on was on the colt 45, rather than night train. Anyway, here is my revised list
1. Belding, for obvious rhino cocked reasons
2. Milo, you post just got me thinking of his rank farts and ass plundering. Also, like the rolling stone 500 song list, we need to make it more woke
3. Members of salty and pocketknife. Hear me out…these are a new entry, because the look super fruity when part of a group
4. S. Bartman - mostly because of the sub attitude
5. Slater, he is just as easy eating out of the big boppers ass as he is having a swordfight with Zak
6. Max Nordstrom
7. A Rod
8. Rizzo
9. Hulk Hogan or Brutus Beefcake
10. Rod Belding
11. Corky
Anon, I think it is you that needs to lay off the crack pipe, son
That list doesn’t correspond to reality. Everyone knows Max Nordstrom hasn’t been spotted on the dumpster scene since 1997. Hell, even Sergeant Bilko was spotted manning a glory hole in Minnesota in 1998 and he wasn’t part of the west coast dumpster scene since 1968.
You obviously ain’t a trucker, or you ain’t into the scene. Gtfoh
Today A Rod was driving he, Corky, and Mr. B to a nice Taco Bell lunch. Shortly before arriving at the restaurant another driver cut A Rod off causing A Rod to blast his horn. The other driver then gave A Rod the finger and drove off. Corky instantly became enraged and accused A Rod of cheating on him, saying that the horn blasting was a signal A Rod was giving to the other driver that he wanted hot man action. When A Rod denied this, and told Corky that was crazy Corky said that denial was further proof he was correct. He then began smacking A Rod in the face before pressing his ass to A Rod’s face and ripping a rank fart. This caused A Rod to drive up on the curb and stop the car which annoyed a hungry Mr. B who belched his disapproval. With the car stopped Corky got out, went around to A Rod’s side, and ripped him out of the car. He then ripped off A Rod’s pants, and right in a lane of traffic gave A Rod some rough anal. The passing cars beeped their horns in approval and many drivers were seen furiously jacking off to this erotic scene. After jizzing all over A Rod Corky shoed him in the ass then told him to quickly get he and his best buddy to Taco Bell! Corky sure knows how to keep his man in line!
Crotchmaster, Alex Rodriguez deserved that rough anal from Corky for driving like such a pussy!
A couple days ago, A-Rod felt tired and was having a bit of difficulty breathing. A-Rod was concerned that he had Covid-19 and told Corky he might be dying. Corky was watching cartoons at the time and smacked A-Rod in the head with a 2-liter of Mountain Dew because he was mad that A-Rod had interrupted the cartoon to whine. Mr. Belding unleashed a 11-second fart to show his support for Corky's smack!
A-Rod then drove to the hospital to see his doctor. The doctor wasn't sure what was wrong, so he ordered a chest X-Ray and some medical tests. A-Rod was very scared while he waited for the results, so he called Corky on his cell phone to tell him how much he loved him. When Corky heard this, he belched into the phone and then handed the phone to his best buddy, Mr. Belding, who ripped a loud fart into the phone! Corky heard A-Rod crying on the other end of the phone, so he and Mr. Belding had A-Rod's chauffeur drive them to see A-Rod at the hospital.
After showing up at the hospital, Corky and Mr. Belding found A-Rod in the wiating room. They could tell that A-Rod was sad, so they farted in A-Rod's face to cheer him up! A-Rod uttered "Zoinks!" and asked Corky to be supportive. A couple minutes later, A-Rod was called back to see the doctor. Corky and Mr. Belidng followed A-Rod into the room. A-Rod sat on the patient's chair in the room, but Corky smacked A-Rod in the head and said that Mr. Belding needed to sit there because he was tired! The doctor then walked in and said that he had just reviewed the chest X-ray and said that the X-ray revealed that A-Rod's lungs were coated with feces! The doctor also said that tests revealed that 85% of the air in A-Rod's lungs were stale farts! A-Rod asked whether he had Covid. The doctor replied that A-Rod did not have Covid and said that A-Rod's issue is that he's a gigantic faggot! The doctor told A-Rod to stop eating wet farts and doodoo and start behaving like a normal person! Corky then punched A-Rod in the nose and accused him of cheating on him! A-Rod pleaded with Corky and said that his lungs were coated with dookie because he and Mr. Belding were always farting in his face! Corky then got angry and said that A-Rod probably screwed up his body by doing steroids. Corky and the doctor then spit-roasted A-Rod to teach him a lesson while Mr. Belding ripped farts in A-Rod's face!!!
Stink that is one hot story! Corky was so considerate going to check on A Rod. I can’t believe A Rod who gobbles turds from toilets, works as an unpaid bathroom attendant, and huffs dudes farts non stop, actuality tried to blame Corky and Mr. B for his issues. Corky was correct in teaching A Rod that important lesson in self accountability!
I can confirm Stinkmeister story. I recently transferred to a Miami hospital and imagine my surprise when A Rod shows up, then Corky and Mr. Belding. A Rod’s lungs are worse then a 75 year old coal miners. They are so packed with fecal matter it’s a surprise he can even breathe. While there he kept farting on his hand and smelling it, while calling his lover Corky and crying into the phone. He is one of the first homosexuals I have ever treated who is addicted to farts. I warned him if he keeps this up he may not live much longer. At this he told me he needed to use the bathroom. When he wasn’t back 10 minutes later I went to check on him and found him acting as in impromptu “bathroom attendant” and was huffing farts from an obese mans asshole. It was repulsive. Soon after Corky arrived and ripped a fart in A Rod’s face as did Mr. B. This bright back memories as the ER reeked of anus, much like our hospital wing did while we treated Screech. I have to say since I last saw A Rod he has transformed into a Screech like character. He has a bit of a Jew Fro, and the Stinkmeister reported “Zoinks” was one of three he uttered while under my care. My associate did spitroast A Rod with Corky as Corky insisted this was the proper prescription for A Rod, and as I’ve never before dealt with feces impacted lungs, as well as his O2 being mainly stale farts. As they left Mr. B ripped another enormous fart which cleared out everyone in the ER waiting room which please me. I hope to never see those guys again.
Doctor, this is indeed troubling news about A Rod, however, I want to ask you about the Big Bopper. You are a clinician and the community have been worried about him.
Have you noticed a difference about him from when you first saw him trying to save screeches life 6 months ago and what you have seen of him now?
From your comments in February, you intimated that he was talkative, belligerent and only interested in ass - I even think you said you fought with him after he swapped the IV drip tube from the bag into his brown eye so he could fart noxious gas to screech to make him better.
What you are suggesting now, is that he is more or less mute and only communicates by farts. He has also put on some hefty timber.
In your clinical opinion, is Mr Belding health, does he look good and have you noticed a change? If yes, what is wrong with him?
Dr. Assjuice, I’m sorry that a high caliber physician like yourself has to treat demented queers like Screech and A-Rod. You should publish a paper about treatment if feces-coated lungs
Ass Hawk, Mr. B is much like he was when I initially met him in February. Back when he and Corky decided that treating Screech’s cancer with farts, belches, and gay porn were a better idea then the standard chemo and radiation. Their claim that keeping Screech “cheered up” was the cure did initially help slightly, but unfortunately I don’t believe anything would have helped at such a late stage. I believe Mr. B has taken Screech’s demise hard. He is still a champion when it comes to belching and farting, and it’s also obvious his appetite hasn’t waned a bit. But he is slightly less talkative, mainly letting his ass and belches do his talking. I believe he is still in mourning. But thankfully has his best friend Corky to help him. Those two are the best friends I’ve ever seen.
Anus Gobkin, thank you for the kind words. Amazingly Sceech’s lungs were far worse then A Rod’s. From my understanding he had been huffing farts for 30 years at the time of his death. Had he not been cancer ridden I would have been very interested to study how his lungs could even function as they were almost solid fecal matter. A Rod is heading that way, and I may write a paper on him and search our other deviants who have what I’ve labeled “fecal lung”. For his sake I hope A Rod stops huffing farts. But I doubt he will. I feel we are on the brink of a new epidemic. Screech was “patient zero” in my mind, and I’m sure they are many others that will follow him.
Corky was recently looking at the "participant" medals he has received from Special Olympics competitions over the past couple decades. Corky grabbed a box of the medals to show A-Rod. Corky told A-Rod that he was a much better athlete than A-Rod was and that is why he has so many medals but A-Rod has none. A-Rod asked Corky what the hell he was talking about and pointed to his baseball MVP and World Series trophies he had won over the years. A-Rod also said that he had received hundreds of plaques and trophies when he was a kid and in high school. Corky told A-Rod that he was an idiot and pointed out that none of the trophies were medals which A-Rod could wear around his neck, like a track star like Corky can do. A-Rod responded that each of Corky's "participant" medals simply read "participant" but don't indicate a place or even an event! A-Rod said that Corky received the "participant" medals simply because he filled out a form for the Special Olympics and paid the entry fee. A-Rod also pointed out that a normal 5-year old kid could run faster than a retard like Corky and that it was ridiculous to claim that a tubby 'tard like Corky was a better athlete than a former pro baseball star like A-Rod! A-Rod then started caressing Corky's bubble butt and fondling Corky's massive dong!
Corky was really angry at this point and slapped A-Rod in the face to express his displeasure! He told A-Rod that he wasn't just a piece of meat there for A-Rod's perverted sex needs. Corky then ass-raped A-Rod. Mr. Belding was eating a huge tub of cake frosting and stopped for a moment to unleash a 12-second heinous-smelling fart to show his support for Corky!
Stink, I just counted to 12 and it felt like an eternity! I wonder if mr b. Changes facial expressions when cocking his leg?
Dr AssJuice, on one hand I am disgusted that you are giving away patient confidentiality on a board like this, but that was some spankworthy info you provided. I don’t see how this is only just being discovered though, there was a restroom on the mayflower for example. I also once saw twins who were in a folk band and they once told me that they had a friend who knew lots of famous athletes who begged for him to fart on, but I didn’t catch their names. Unfortunately they were chased out of town in a republican state because they had chained up a dude with Down’s syndrome and we’re feeding him hot dog, they seemed cool though
I work at a Miami Taco Bell and usually work the drive thru. Today a car came through the drive thru and while the guy was trying to place an incredibly large order all I could hear were farts and belches. The guy kept trying to place an order but the Belches and farts continued. I kept asking him to repeat his order and the other people in the car got angry. At that point I could hear yelling and also the person being smacked around. When they drove around I could see it was a Rod along with Corky and Mr. Belding. A Rod was upset and Corky was pressing his ass to his head. The big bopper said a rod better not mess up his order, he then let loose a 9 second belch. Corky said he wanted a piece of pepperoni pizza and when A-Rod tried to tell him Taco Bell didn’t have pizza Corky went ballistic. He pointed to a picture of our taco pizza and said what’s that! Corky then drug a rod out of the car and gave him some hot butt sex. The people behind them started beeping and cheering. It was highly erotic. During this Mr. B placed an order for about 50 items. Once Corky jizzed on A Rod he left him in a heap on the ground, got in the drivers seat, grabbed their enormous order, and drive away saying A Rod would pay for it. While driving away he side swiped a parked car but kept going. A Rod eventually for up and 2.0 minutes later an Uber showed up to pick him up. It was a pretty funny shift. I hope it happens again.
Ballwhipper, I should have previously mentioned that while treating Screech I got singed affidavits from Screech, Corky, Mr. B, and A Rod releasing me from HIPPA protections and allowing me to discuss their medical issues on this fine board. I reaffirmed A Rod still wanted this in place yesterday in front of Corky and Mr B. When A Rod slightly hesitated Corky got a crazy look on his face and A Rod instantly agreed to give me perpetual permission to report his medical issues on this board. Fecal lung has likely been overlooked for some time now as the medical profession didn’t understand the depths of depravity raging queers go to. In the past fecal lung would have been passed off as a form of pneumonia, cancer, or another similar malady.
Hey Belding, why don't you climb up into my toilet bowl and gobble up my stinky logs, you shit-eating assfuck.
Today I saw that they are working on a reboot of “Life Goes On” but there is almost no mention of the Corkmeister reprising his role?! I’m hoping someone can confirm Corky will be in this reboot so I can watch him 30 years later again shit in the sink, rape the family dog, set everything he sees on fire, crash numerous cars, and fire random guns. He was such an inspiration to the ‘tard community at large, and from what I’ve gleaned he ad libbed many of those famous scenes! Bring back Corky!!!
Deviant, do you have a link, I can’t find this anywhere, and I have just called in sick from work in anticipation of this huge, erotic news!
Really? This is huge new and I may have to take a day off tomorrow! What channel,will it be on, deviant? Also, will corky be in it?
https://tvline.com/2021/09/02/life-goes-on-reboot-kellie-martin-chad-lowe-sequel-series/
Here is a link to one of the articles. I’m shocked the comments haven’t been overrun by horny queers demanding Corky again lead the show with his monster dong lurking from his pants.
https://deadline.com/2021/09/nkechi-okoro-carroll-reboot-life-goes-on-overall-renewal-warner-bros-1234826021/
This article is a disgrace. It barely mentions Corky and instead focuses on some black lady’s deal. I’m not sure if Corky knows what’s going on, but it seems these bastards are shoe horning Corky out of his own show! Corky was the entire show, and his antics made the entire world happy, especially the gay community.
What is the point of doing a Life Goes On series without Corky? He was the only reason to watch the show! Watching him burn down his family restaurant, shoot a gun at a black guy returning tools as night, nearly drive over everyone in his class during Driver’s Ed, and shitt in the family kitchen sink each episode were very entertaining. He needs to star in the sequel series and should appear with A-Rod as his gay sex slave. Corky should fart in A-Rod’s face in every scene!
Ass Breath, your comments are spot on! That reboot has 0 business being about “Becca” and her stupid family. No one gives a shit about her at all. People want to see Corky. I love your idea of him returning with his love interest/sex slave A Rod. I also think there could be a nice part for his best friend in the universe Mr. B. I see Mr. B playing a role of a horny neighbor who pretty much hangs out at Corky’s house non stop gobbling up pizza and Mountain Dew and belching and farting non stop, while cheering on Corky farting and belching in A Rod’s face, while also teaching A Rod lessons by ass raping him. The only thing the Becca girl should play is his sister who Corky and Mr. B constantly prank by calling her and ripping ass into the phone.
Crotch wasn’t there a hiv bug chasing story as well? I was too young to remember but I heard from friends it was pretty hot! I wonder if that will be in the reboot,
Yeah, that's all great and everything, but u guys need to get back to work & quit fart-arsing around, you shit-lickin' fuckholes..
DePlane!! DePlane!!! ����
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