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I wonder whether Dustin Diamond ever hooked up with "Gay Zack" again...

29th March 2005 - 01:59:48 PM

12942 : Gay Zack

So I met Dustin at a bar, he was asking me if I knew where he could buy an 8 ball of coke. I told him I could probably hook him up if we went back to my place. We got home and I offered him a nice stiff drink, which he slammed down. I called up a guy that I fuck sometimes and told him that Dustin Diamond needed an 8 ball of coke. He dropped it off, while Dustin downed a few more drinks. During that whole time Dustin and I got to talking about chess and his comedy, I really think we hit it off. He asked me if I would have a problem if he smoked some in my house. I said it was cool. He took out a little cloth bag that had a glass pipe that looked just like a penis. He kind off smiled when he saw that I noticed the penis pipe. He lit up and smoked and offered me some. I refused so he smoked more. After a while he sat by me and started to make out with me. He shoved his tongue down my throat and began to stroke my now fully erect cock. He took my pants off and began to suck my off. He got naked and put his ass up to my mouth and I gave him a Russian trombone. I made him cum all over the floor, than I put my cock deep inside his ass and pounded him like I’ve never pounded before. He let out a whimper like a little puppy as I slowly took my cock out and penetrated deeper. We fucked all night long until he started having trouble getting hard, so he said he needed more coke. He dumped some on my cock and began to snort it off, than licked off the rest. He slammed down some tequila and began rimming me. I asked him to hold on and I went into the bathroom and changed into my Screech outfit. When I went back out he instantly got hard and began pounding me to the point that shit leaked out of my ass. He got on the floor and asked me to let my juices flow on his stomache. I took a big runny shit all over his stomach, than I started to let it drip on his face and goatee. He stroked his dick until he came, while he also fingered his ass. The whole room smelled of coke, cum and shit – it turns me on just thinking about it. We stayed up all night and in the morning we took a shower together. He left and told me he would call me next time he was in town. I’m sure he says that to all the guys, but even if he doesn’t return, at least we had that one beautiful night of homo erotic pleasure that gets me hard and dripping every time I think of it.

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05th January 2005 - 08:14:29 AM
11866 :
screech, whose nutsack felt better massaging your tonsils? was it maxwell nerdstrom, slater, zack, or mr. belding?


04th January 2005 - 09:39:31 PM
11862 : Steven Jerkoff
Hey if you're really Dustin Diamond we should hang out and have queer sex. I live in South Milwaukee.


03rd January 2005 - 08:03:48 PM
11848 :
screech, you are such a pathetic loser! This website was my first hit on google.com when I typed in "queer 'Cleveland steamer'"


04th January 2005 - 02:35:04 PM
11857 : Corey Haim
Blockbuster news! I am glad to see the fan who recently posted regarding Fart Patrol! It is going to be released nationwide on August 19th 2005! Dustin and I are very proud of our work and want to thank all of you in here that have stood by us along the way. Please get the word out that August 19th is going to be a day to remember. I am willing to bet that Dustin will be up for an Oscar in 2006!
Peace,
C. Haim


03rd January 2005 - 10:36:23 PM
11851 : Mr. Dewey
screech, i need you to stay after class tomorrow and lick my asshole while i jerk off.


03rd January 2005 - 02:54:27 PM
11843 : Creepy Father
Mr. Diamond, my son came crying to me after discovering your website. What is this crap, and why have you allowed people to write perverted things here? You should know that I pitched a tent when I started reading the messages and my tent has not gone away even though I've been reading messages for the past 2 hours. I do have a question for you that I can't get out of my head. Whose nuts felt better in your mouth - Mr. Belding's or Slater's?


03rd January 2005 - 10:01:48 AM
11839 : Creepy Uncle
Angry Mum, Dad & Grandfather, I was very turned on by your posts. Have you ever caught your children masturbating to the posts on this guestbook, or to other online pornography? Have you ever walked in on them handling their under-developed, pre-pubescent gentialia whilst looking at naughty things on the Internet? Do you ever punish them by forcing them to play with your genitals, or by inserting things into their puckered, ruby-red starfish?? If I was allowed to look after children, that's what I would do!!! Oh my!!!!!


02nd January 2005 - 12:09:09 PM
11833 : Angry mom
My son is a big fan of "Saved by the Bell" and was searching for "Dustin Diamond" and found this website. I am totally appauled at the entries in this website which my 9 year old son was reading and am completely disgusted with Mr.Diamond. It is obvious that Mr.Diamond is some kind of pervert and getting his kicks from this filth...I wont even let my son watch that show again. Goodbye and may god have mercy on your soul.


03rd January 2005 - 02:06:16 PM
11842 : Rocco
Hello everyone. I hope everyone had a good new years celebration and its good to see Gay Zack back. For New Years I went to a truck stop dressed as Belding with a gang of my queer friends. We took a shitload of fireworks with us and shot them at each others asses! I took a few bottle rockets right up the ass! Then I stuck a roman candle in my ass and fired it at a Screech. It caught his Jew Fro on fire and he ran around screaming while he burned up! The rest of us had a great laugh about that! After that we got down to serious business and had a circle jerk, all cumming at the stoke of midnight! True Orgazmic Delight!
ROCCO


03rd January 2005 - 10:39:18 AM
11840 : Gay Zack
I'm back after a 2 week long tour of rest stops and glory holes! I dressed up as Screech and engaged in the filthiest of sexual acts in truck stops, rest stops and glory holes all through out the country! Everywhere I went queers were more than willing to lube up my ass and shot their load in my jew fro wig. I wore the same pair of zubaz, and they are caked in anal juices and semen of mine and many countless other queers on the scene. My ass is really hurting, but I shall soon be back to my local dumpster scene to show off some new moves I learned.


30th December 2004 - 12:22:48 AM
11797 : gaylord perry
screech, i want your bunghole right now. cum to the hot tub in the teachers' lounge where mr. tuttle and i have gay orgies.


15th December 2004 - 06:05:43 PM
11671 : Sweet Molasses
Hey Dusty, it's me. Remember? The hot, studly negro stripper you picked up a few nights back at the Blue Oyster bar? Remember how we went to the VIP lounge and you got spit-roasted by me and my buddy Raoul? No? Oh well. I was really hoping you'd call me sometime, we had a lot of fun that night!

Anyway, I just wanted to get in touch to let you know that Raoul's test results came back negative. Isn't that a relief! I know you were so worried after you swallowed 3 consecutive loads of his jizz, and then let him piss and shit all over you.

Anyway, stop by again sometime, me and Raoul are looking forward to pulling another train with you! TOOT TOOOT!!!


11th November 2003 - 12:12:13 PM
5670 : Rowing machine episode
Remember When,

I do remember a "rowing machine" related episode.
However, my recollection is slightly different. I recall
Mr. Balding sitting on the floor in between Slater and Diamond. He then extended his arms and used their stiff members as oars! Man overboard!

-Loadboy

11th November 2003 - 11:56:55 AM
5669 : Leaky Ass Queer
Some great messages today from my fellow queers, thanks for posting as it really helps me to blow my load. Another sterling entry from the remember when guy too, very imaginative and of course horny as hell. I really hope that Diamond reads your posts, maybe we should email them directly to his agent now that Gwando so kindly posted his details?

I'm off now to trim my ass hair into a "Diamond" as I'm going to a gay bar tonight - I'll let all you queers know how I get on tomorrow.


27th September 2003 - 12:25:25 PM
5011 : Ham Span
Amanda Chachi's AID's is pretty far gone now, he can't post on this site anymore. He is spending his last few days giving as many blow jobs as he can.
Dustin Diamond is getting fat, and has stopped trimming his beard. It is becoming bushy and resembles pubic hair.
I am disapointed because i used to find slender Diamond with his sexy neatly trimmed beard very exciting to the groin. Now i am beginning to find myself less attracted to him.
Get it together Diamond!
Go on a diet and trim your beard please, or you wont get any love from me.


25th September 2003 - 06:06:44 PM
4993 : drewbear
Dusty why won't you all do us a favor.......kill your self. Your guest book sucks almost as much cock as you. I can smell the gay sex through my modem, you gay bitch. Your a fucking faggot and your gonna go to hell because you suck more dick than a drunk vietnamese prostitute named ming lee on buy-one-get-one-free day. And Mario Lopez can suck mikey's motha fuckin inch-high private eye.


25th September 2003 - 09:39:09 AM
4992 : Mr. Conholer
I've been hanging around in London with some of my homo-boys this week and we went along to see David Blaine doing his thing in a box. It was really dull. To spice it up we'd like to suggest that Dustin replaces David in the box, and instead of water being fed through the tube we think it'd be a good idea to have hot fresh nut butter going through there.

I for one would love to see such an endurance test, and I'm positive that Dustin could survive for 44 days on love custard alone. It'd be great if they had a little "milking" booth where all of London's queers could J/O into Diamond's supply whilst watching Saved By The Bell re-runs - and sooner or later there's bound to be a nice soupcon of "dirty" jism in there that will give Dusty a little extra to think about!

Dustin is definitely a gay icon here in London, a few of the guys are already sporting what they call "Diamond's"- a cute little goatee with a few drops of dried up man-fat dangling off the end!

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29th April 2004 - 08:34:46 AM
7266 : greg
i, too, would love to take a dump on mr. dustin diamond's chest. then i would smear my excrement all over his torso and use his shit covered chest as a canvas and write my name in it by taking a piss on him. once i've done that, i would then projectile vomit all over his crotch and wipe my ass with his poofy hair.


11th April 2004 - 01:46:55 AM
7051 : Benny
Hello Mr. Diamond, it is me Benny again. I waited and waited and waited but you have still not answered my last couple questions. I am a bit disappointed but that is OK I am still a fan of yours and I know you are busy working overtime at Burger King so I will ask a couple more questions while I wait again. Yesterday my friend told me that you are a fan of Super Mario Bros. and that you went to see the filming of the live action movie starring Bob Hoskins and John Leguizamo and that you met them, is that true? Is Mr. Leguizamo really as unfunny as his live shows unintentionally make him out to be? Is it true that Mr. Hoskins insisted on carrying you around on his shoulders when he gave you a tour of his dressing room, even though you were like 15 yrs old at the time? Did you feel weird when he made you dress up as Luigi and had you jump around on his naked lap? When you ran out of the place screaming, did Dennis Hopper really try to lure you into his dark rundown van with candy and soda pop? Is it true that you accepted his offer and where never seen again for 6 whole weeks?


09th April 2004 - 08:10:31 PM
7021 : a young child
I remember one time at fashion camp Dustin Diamond came up behind me and pulled my shirt over my head. He pushed me to the ground and jumped on top of me. He took 3 pairs of handcuffs out of his rear pocket. He used one pair to bind my hands, another for my feet, and the last one to bind my hands and feet together.
Dustin Diamond then ripped off all of my clothes including my new shirt and silk briefs. He put his mouth on my penis and masturbated me for a minute or two and then he turned me around on the ground. Dustin Diamond then disrobed himself and lay down on top of me. He inserted his penis in to my anus. I couldn't believe what the fuck was going on. Dustin Diamond was fucking me in the ass!
He continued to fuck me in the ass. I counted every second of it. After 27 seconds he ejaculated inside of me. I was mortified. The worst part was that my new shirt was ripped and I didn't even reach orgasm!


24th March 2004 - 10:26:01 AM
6862 : Benny
Hello Mr. Diamond, it is me Benny again. Unfortunately you have not answered any of my last questions which disappoints me but I know you are busy touring the nightclubs trying to make a couple extra bucks because I heard that you hold a steady job at Burger King which doesn't pay much, is that true? Supposedly on your first day on the job you were assaulted by the manager who just so happened to be the gay comedian Andy Dick, is that true? My friend says Mr. Dick pulled out his cock and told you to suck it and said it was part of your training but you wouldn't suck it so he bent you over the counter and raped you using mayonnaise as lubrication and when he climaxed in your butt he said that now you know what the secret ingredient in the special sauce is, is that true? I heard that you tried to press charges the next day only to find out that Andy really didn't work there and had pulled a fast one on you by showing up to your job dressed as a BK manager, is that true too? Does that mean his salty semen really isn't the secret ingredient in the special sauce?


19th March 2004 - 06:58:52 AM
6818 : Benny
Hello Mr. Diamond, it is me Benny again. I just wanted to ask a couple more questions before you answer my last ones because I just heard something else from my friend right now. He says that you were once up for a role in The Goonies is that true? Supposedly you would have played either "Mouth" the role that went to Corey Feldman, or you would have played "Data" that was played by that one Asian kid who quickly disappeared and I think was shipped back to China in a box marked "return to sender". I was told that the only reason why you didn't get the role was because you wouldn't sleep with the writer Chris Columbus who went on to become a director and slept with Michael Jackson's former bed buddy Macaulay Culkin while making Home Alone, is that true? Would you sleep with him now if it meant you would get a role in one of the new Harry Potter films?

 
16th March 2004 - 05:47:43 PM 
6791 : Benny
Hey Mr. Diamond it is me Benny again. You did not answer my last few questions but that is okay, I have a couple more. I heard that you used to hang out with none other than Michael Jackson himself, is that true? I heard a story that you once spent the night at Neverland with him and Corey Haim and that you guys played Mr. Jackson's videogame Moonwalker on his Sega Genesis all night long, and even pretended to be the characters and Michael pretended to morph into that shiny car and you rode him, is that true too? However, I heard that he didn't try to molest you though, and that he only forced himself on Corey Haim, is that true as well? What's up with that, did that make you jealous?


11th March 2004 - 04:15:46 PM
6726 : Benny
Hello Mr. Diamond, it is me Benny again. Thank you for taking time to answer my last message and I am sorry to hear about what Carrot Top did to you when you were younger. But I was also wondering about something my friend said about you. He said that you used to be friends with Jonathan Brandis who was on the TV show SeaQuest DSV as well as in that Rodney Dangerfield movie Ladybugs where he dressed as a female soccer player. My friend says that one time you spent the night over at his place when you were young teens and when you fell asleep you woke up to find Jonathan trying to penetrate you and you freaked out and shit all over yourself, which provided the lubrication needed for Jonathan to fully penetrate your tight butt. To add insult to injury, he then made you eat your bloody shit off his Star Wars bedsheets, is that true? Do you miss him now that he has committed suicide because he didn't get the role of Anakin in the new Star Wars trilogy? Do you even like Star Wars?


08th March 2004 - 01:08:34 PM
6687 : Mr. Diamond
Yes, Benny, I do love to eat M&Ms, especially after I've shoved them up some little boys tight butt with my thumbs, which have grown fat from years of playing Nintendo games. Thank you for your interest!


08th March 2004 - 07:50:14 AM
6683 : Benny
Hey Mr. Diamond it is me Benny again, how are you? You still haven't replied to my last message but that is okay, I know you are busy and plus I still have a few more questions. For instance I heard that you once went to a Carrot Top show and was invited backstage and got to shake hands with Carrot Top, who you idolize. He invited you to his dressing room and he let you play his Nintendo which was new at the time, and while you were playing it on his floor he snuck up behind you and stuck his cock into your afro and you turned around and he forced you to suck him off, is that true? I also heard that when he was done with you he threw a pack of M&Ms at you and told you to leave and not tell anybody what happened or else he wouldn't give you anymore M&Ms the next time you came to see him. I also heard that you didn't really suck him off but that he sucked you off and he even filmed it, including the part where he shoved M&Ms up your butt with his thumb. I guess what I am asking is, do you really like M&Ms?


02nd March 2004 - 11:48:05 AM
6591 : Benny
Hey Mr. Diamond, again I want to mention that I am a big fan and that I think you are very funny and I am sorry to hear about what Bob Golic did to you backstage during the college years when he forced himself inside you. Also, is it true that you were raped by Ralph Macchio as well while visiting him on the set of The Karate Kid Part 2? I heard that he lured you into his trailer by promising to introduce you to Pat Morita, who you admired, but when you stepped into the trailer, Ralph did that special kick move to your lower spinal cord area and you were momentarily paralyzed as he bound your arms behind your back with his black belt and shoved his headband into your mouth to muffle your girlish screams of pain?


27th February 2004 - 06:49:53 AM
6520 : Benny
Hey Mr. Diamond, I once heard that actor Bob Golic (Mr. Rogers on SBTB college years) actually raped you in real life in his dressing room and emptied the contents of his nut sack deep into your tight scrawny butt, is that true?


I'm not sure it this one is from Diamond's guestbook, but it sure is hot!

Screech, remember how a different actor played Zack's dad in Saved By The Bell than the one who played his dad in Good Morning Miss Bliss?

Is it true that both of Zack's dads showed up on the Saved By The Bell: Hawaiian Style set and spit roasted you and then threw you in an active volcano? Has anyone else heard this rumor? I read it on a bathroom stall the other day.

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12th July 2004 - 04:08:31 PM
8622 : Gay Zack
Dustin, I learned a new move called "baby sparrow" or "baby bird" where I ejaculate into your mouth, then start to flap my arms and chirp as you slowly regurgitate the load back into my own eagerly awaiting mouth.


16th August 2004 - 02:22:37 PM
9719 : Gay Zack
I'm looking forward to you jerking off into my mouth Dustin - i will swallow it and spit it up into your mouth like a baby bird


22nd November 2004 - 02:19:12 AM
11202 :
so wait a minute... dustin wants everybody to call him "the dust" now? let's see... dustin "the dust" diamond... hmmm... nope, doesn't sound even remotely catchy. i think i'll just keep calling him "stupid cocksucking jew" from here on out.


04th April 2003 - 12:47:40 AM
2551 : Dirty Debbie
Cum swing on my cock lovely, I have a huge penis, oops my towel came down, what are you going to do about it, Dustin, how's your dad Neil Diamond going? Still tending to his penis and ass needs? I love u dustin.

Love Your Mom, Dirty Debbie, from www.pantyfreaks.com


05th August 2003 - 08:59:40 PM
3988 : Robbie Crooker
Im queer too Ken. People call me "the corn cob smuggler".
I would like to sample your penis cheese.


27th August 2003 - 10:05:52 AM
4677 : Admin
Guys

Please, I meant what I said. If you don't keep on-topic, which means conversation related to having homosexual relations with Dustin Diamond, then I'll have to shut the board down.

TIA

Admin


26th August 2003 - 06:31:17 PM
4668 : Admin
Hi Everyone,
I have been somewhat remiss lately in the topics - trying to make sure everything is working technically.

Please, everyone, the main topic of discussion here is supposed to be homosexuality concerning Dustin Diamond. This was my intention when I opened the board and I'd like to politely remind you that this is the way in which it must continue, otherwise I'll have no choice but to shut this place down.

This site is a labour of love and the bandwidth costs me a fortune, so please keep the conversation on-topic and discuss acts of gay love with Dustin Diamond. Apparently he reads all the posts here and gets a real kick out of the fact that he's a gay cultural icon. Way to go DD!

Thanks for your co-operation, everyone play nice and you won't get banned!

Best

Admin


05th May 2004 - 09:56:03 AM
7357 : billy elliot
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05th May 2004 - 01:02:46 PM
7361 : cocksucking asslick
Ha Ha!!!!! Those photos are so gay that I can almost feel duskin's Dimoand's kum shooting up my asshole as we speak - Thamk you, Duskin, 4 giving us something to lose our loads to! In those photos, it almost looks as if Duskin is saying directly to me, with his intense, shit-brown eyes "yeah, I know that you're one of those little wimps that's been talkin' shit about me in that fucked-up guestbook, because you're too much of a pussy to say it to my face, ass-wipe - hell, even our faggot transvestite singer could whip your ass!... So, if you've got a problem with me, bring it on, bitch!!!!!!..... - Otherwise, shut the fuck up!!!!!!..." - That's what he is saying to me with his hypnotic and magnetic gaze - I can't break away from it!!!! Awwww, please abuse me, Duskin, I've been a very naughty little boy!!!!..... AAAAAAAAGGGGGFJHFJKGL;G (i JUST LOST A LOAD...)


03rd December 2002 - 12:17:10 AM
1538 : Jesus Christ
Someone should compile all these messages into a book. I nearly pissed my pants I was laughing so hard at this shit.


22nd May 2002 - 10:45:07 PM
1007 : Horseshack
Screech you lousy son of a bitch! You broke my friggin' nose! Didn't you see me flailing like a little girl? Couldn't you have takin it a little friggin' easy on me? Didn't you feel any pity for my sad & pathetic display of manhood? Next time why don't you fight Chyna - she's got bigger balls than you, you little bag of hamster crap!
P.S. Are we still on for that handjob in the shower?


11th April 2002 - 01:24:33 PM
915 : Screech Hater

Why the hell is there a website dedicated to this moron? Do you people really think he's funny? Maybe it just helps raise your own self-esteem to see an ugly geek make an ass out of himself. In case you loyal Screech fans haven't noticed: HE'S NOT GOODLOOKING, HE'S NOT TALENTED, AND HE'S NOT FUNNY!! Dustin Diamond has a huge crooked nose, I'll give him that, but that's where the comedy stops. C'mon, this guy is such a fruit. And for those of you who may be thinking of replying to my messagewith 'then why are you on this website?' I ENDED UP HERE FROM A LINK ON A WEBRING DEDICATED TO MAKING FUN OF DUSTIN DIAMOND. Imagine that!!! The irony of it all is that the websites making fun of this buffoon contain a link to his OWN website haha... If that's not proof of what a shithead Screech is, then I don't know what is. HEY DUSTIN: YOU'RE OWN WEBSITE MAKES YOU LOOK BAD, MAYBE THAT'S WHY YOU'VE DECIDED TO TAKE IT DOWN NOW. Thank God, no more Screech..please no more Screech. Actually, maybe you should leave it up so we can all remember how normal we are.


11th September 2001 - 08:42:57 PM
256 : Preppie
Hey screech, Slater and I were headed over to the Max after school. You are not invited you cock loving jew.


05th November 2004 - 03:05:02 PM
10854 : Gay Zack
Dustin, remember when a whole bunch of your smelly Zubaz were stolen from the set of SBTB? Well it was I who took them. I smelled the ass area for weeks until deciding to let them steep in hot water to make a tea, which I drank. Than I decided to use the left over tea to steep the zubaz in even more, except letting the water evaporite, forming pure Dustin essence. I would smell it while jerking off, or sometimes wear it around like a cologne - many queers would chase me around when I wore it! Eventually I used up all that the zubaz had to offer, so I took the zubaz and used them a rags to clean up after gay sex. I'm waiting to get some dirty tighty whiteys or yours to wear on my head while shouting "zoinks" while my ass gets worked in a Castro dumpster sex party.


07th November 2003 - 08:35:04 AM
5611 : Leaky Ass Queer
Thanks for another classic "Remember When" story, I sure hope Diamond reads this stuff, along with his family and friends.


13th November 2003 - 01:30:52 AM
5701 : Remember when...
Hey Diamond, remember when you used to have a steady paycheck??? Remember when you weren't a complete joke???


19th November 2003 - 02:57:48 AM
5785 : Gwando
'Remember When' guy, nothing gets me more aroused than sweaty man on man wrestling.
I would like to have Diamond wear a tight pink leotard and smear himself in baby oil. I would chase him around for a while, but his thin greasy body would keep slipping from my grasps.
Eventually i would throw him to the floor, tear off his leotard and unsheath my rod, which i would insert into him, and rapidly lose the mother of all loads in his colon!
After a brief rest, i would take a dump on his chest and throw him out into the street!


07th June 2005 - 05:48:33 PM
15410 :
hi dustin I live in your neighborhood and I have a bone to pick with you. I don't mind all the partying you do, but I just wish you'd keep it in the house. I don't know how many times I've looked outside to find gay sex going on in the front yard. Once I caught you taking a shit on my bushes. we are a good clean wholesome neighborhood and if you insist on having your gay orgies, we'd all just wish that you'd keep them in the house. The house to the left of me told me about the time they came out to see you sitting on the hood of the car getting oral sex from Danny Pintuaro while shooting up heroin. We don't want you to move, we just want you to cool it on the gay sex parties.


27th October 2004 - 09:36:37 PM
10629 : Gay Ox
Duh! Me gay Ox? Ox like scat! Ox want Screech take off Zubaz and we roll around each other's poo! Ox want threesome with Screech, small retarded boy. Then Hot Lunch. Hot Lunch good!

Ox want take Slater mullet then Ox shoot cum in it! Cum good!


09th December 2004 - 07:27:57 PM
11604 : Hot Karl
Gay Zack and Rocco, I also find homeless guys to be an inexpensive, readily available source of ass. Buy em a cheap bottle of whisky and a Happy Meal, and they'll go all night! Some of my queer friends don't agree, because of the risk of picking up exotic STDs from some smelly bum's scabby, hairy, shit-encrusted ringhole. But I'm not bothered about that. In fact it's kind of a turn on - the more unwashed, the better!

Personally I like to go up to a drunk homeless guy in the street, and before he knows what's happening I'll bend em over, pull his pants down and stick my tongue up his poot-chute! The fleas and crusty shit contained in the average bum's anal beard make for a highly tasty meal! Yummy!


20th February 2005 - 09:40:55 AM
12413 : Dustin\'s nephew
he made me touch his thingy as well and it went hard and white stuff came out i don';t understand why dosn't my thingy do that then he went to the bathroomm on my face why did he do that it was'ntt nice and it made me smeel like pee peee for dayys


20th February 2005 - 09:32:53 AM
12412 : Dustin\'s nephew
Uncl Dusty tride to put his thingy in my bunghole. then he touched my on my thingy and tolded me not to teel anywon. why did he do that i dont understadn


29th March 2003 - 06:14:47 PM
2186 : Zach
Hey Screech, do you remember the time you thought you had a wet dream?? Actually I was banging Lisa Turtle's tight pussy one night and right after I blew my load in her mouth, she spit in your underwear while you were sleeping...Did you really think that your tiny balls could produce a Monster Wad like that??? HAH


21st March 2003 - 09:22:52 AM
2057 : Dustin Diamond
Hey there Dennis. Thanks for the comments on my site. Trouble is people post horrible things about me and I don't know why, in future please email me. It would be great to catch up on old times, remember that funny time I fell over :) and that other time when we had sex. Well hope to hear from you soon, Dustin

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30th July 2003 - 01:44:32 AM
3616 : Fattom
Screech, if you'd be mine, this is what you'd have in store...

We're in the showers all alone. Zack and Slater are tied up in the corner and blindfolded so they can hear our lovemaking but not see. I'd caress your locks of sweet curly hair with a mild shampoo because I know how sensitive you are. No tears for you, baby. Don't fret honey; we won't tell violet. And neither will the preppie and the mullet if they know what's good for them. By now you are "screeching" in enjoyment and my skilled hands. Don't blow your load just yet, there's more to "cum".

30th July 2003 - 02:38:55 AM
3620 : Fattom
That's when things get rough. Oh my! Have I not found the soap on a rope?!(nod once for yes) Why, yes that is a cock roach. No, they have shampoos for that, my pet. My knob does not taste funny.


13th December 2004 - 04:58:48 AM
11649 : Hot Karl
Dustin, I want to squeeze sperm out of your cock like it was a tube of toothpaste. Then I will brush my teeth with it.


26th August 2003 - 06:31:17 PM
4668 : Admin
Hi Everyone,
I have been somewhat remiss lately in the topics - trying to make sure everything is working technically.

Please, everyone, the main topic of discussion here is supposed to be homosexuality concerning Dustin Diamond. This was my intention when I opened the board and I'd like to politely remind you that this is the way in which it must continue, otherwise I'll have no choice but to shut this place down.

This site is a labour of love and the bandwidth costs me a fortune, so please keep the conversation on-topic and discuss acts of gay love with Dustin Diamond. Apparently he reads all the posts here and gets a real kick out of the fact that he's a gay cultural icon. Way to go DD!

Thanks for your co-operation, everyone play nice and you won't get banned!

Best

Admin


22nd October 2003 - 03:52:46 AM
5350 : friendly advisor
go to dustin diamond's official website at http://www.dustindiamond.net/ and find his big headshot in the photos section. i just discovered that if you shrink it down a bit and print it out, cut a hole in his mouth, and tape it to the face of a blow up doll, you can use it to pretend that you're actually receiving a blow job from dusty himself. for added effect, you can even shave off all your pubic hair and tape the shavings to his chin for some deliciously yummy scrotum scrubbing goodness. the headshot is a bit large but can easily be shrunk down to lifesize proportions, as if dustin himself had planned for it to be used this way from the beginning. thanks dude!


22nd October 2003 - 12:46:01 PM
5360 : friendly advisor
great suggestion, kurt! but i've got an idea on how to take your game even another step further. tonight, after i print out another one of dusty's headshot photos and cut out the mouth and eye holes, i'm going to invite one of my queer friends over and have him wear it like a mask. and since it's a real living breathing person instead of an inanimate object (like a computer or blow up doll) it'll make it that much easier for me to imagine that i'm actually blowing my own creamy load onto dustin diamond's face!


06th November 2003 - 11:58:23 AM
5602 : Leaky Ass Queer
I just found a GREAT use for my stale old pumpkin from Halloween! I printed out our favorite Diamond face mask and pasted it onto my pumpkin and had all my queer friends over to pump their loads into it. It looked they were actually bumming a decapitated Diamond in his gob!

When they were all finished fucking his little face-hole I french kissed the effigy of Diamond and hungrily gulped down every single drop of nut butter and pumpkin with a big small on my face and a very hard cock! It was quite a trip to be actually kissing Diamond whilst drinking cum at the same time, a snowball with Diamond is something to be cherished indeed!


25th September 2003 - 10:39:09 AM
4992 : Mr. Conholer
I've been hanging around in London with some of my homo-boys this week and we went along to see David Blaine doing his thing in a box. It was really dull. To spice it up we'd like to suggest that Dustin replaces David in the box, and instead of water being fed through the tube we think it'd be a good idea to have hot fresh nut butter going through there.

I for one would love to see such an endurance test, and I'm positive that Dustin could survive for 44 days on love custard alone. It'd be great if they had a little "milking" booth where all of London's queers could J/O into Diamond's supply whilst watching Saved By The Bell re-runs - and sooner or later there's bound to be a nice soupcon of "dirty" jism in there that will give Dusty a little extra to think about!

Dustin is definitely a gay icon here in London, a few of the guys are already sporting what they call "Diamond's"- a cute little goatee with a few drops of dried up man-fat dangling off the end!


13th October 2004 - 12:12:25 PM
10332 : Gay Zack
10324 : Thanks for the heads up - Billy has responded.
>I read in an interview on amazon.com that there is a hidden episode
> in the SBTB College Years DVD set. Does anyone know if this is true or not? If yes, how can I find it? Thanks!

I too have heard of the hidden episode where Screech want's to join a
frat and is hazed by the frat boys (supposedly he gets gang raped by
the frat guys and they felt this was just too much to air even if
they were trying to deal with a serious issue), I found a site that
tells how to do it, but I haven't been able to get it to work yet -
but several people say it works and does exist. At the title screen
of disc 2 you push 695008, quickly, than a screen should pop up that
says "Zoinks", eject it and put in disc 1, push 800596 and it should
pop up "zubaz", than put disc 2 back in and push 22752837 it should
pop up "AC slater", push the play button and it should work - I know
it sounds like a lot, but I've heard from at least 10 people that it
works - good luck - Billy Smith

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15th August 2004 - 01:57:01 PM
9701 : Patrick
Dustin I wish I could take an HIV+ shit on your head. Then I would piss on the mountain top of diseased feces and watch as my dark shit-piss mix washed down your face and chest. Then you would roll in it and I would whip you with my belt giving you severe lacerations which I would massage, insuring that my HIV+ shit and piss enters your bloodstream. Then I would finger you from behind and donkey punch you just for the hell of it and then ejaculate my HIV+ spunk in your eye! Does being infected with the deadly AIDS virus turn you on as much as it does me?

05th December 2003 - 09:19:16 AM
5866 : Beer
What Steinberg says is important and true- i think whoever made this site 'in now way affiliated with Dustin Diamond' is a pussy!!!
There is no reason why you should have done this, and have obviously been bullied into it by some representative of Diamond. Even if you were in the worng- what is that peniless nerd Diamond going to do about it? sue you?
Whoever wrote the post titled 'RIP', you are very disrespectful and not welcome on a gay board.

12th November 2003 - 05:34:27 PM
5696 : whata
Whoever made this site 'in no way affiliated with Dustin Diamond' is a sell out. Please put it back to how it was. Wasn't it funny when people thought it was his real site?

18th July 2003 - 05:43:09 PM
3365 : Ham Span
hey chachi, i dont have a problem with you loving diamond in a non-sexual way, but you should respect the rights of others to express gay feelings for Dustin.
Respecting Dustin for his slim, toned body and sexy curly hair is no different to respecting him for his acting, chess or comedy 'skills'.
Just because i want to lose my load up dustin's brownpipe and then milk him dry into a Saved By the Bell mug and make him drink it does not mean i dont respect him, i do!

23rd April 2003 - 09:25:35 AM
2985 : Ham Span
any one up for acrobatic animal games, i have an erotic menagerie of small burrowing rodents, claws and teeth removed and perfectly at home in small, dark, smelly holes.
I also have a collection of 'larger' beasts for the more expeienced gentleman. Dustin i would love to ram a small collection of assorted beasts up ur colon, and retrieve them one by one with my tongue, pulling them out as they scramble desperately, attempting to lodge themselves in their new home, their jaws and tiny paws rapidly exciting you to climax, and as your sphincter suddenly relaxes they will spill forth in a brown wrigling torrent onto your saved by the bell bedsheets!

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14th November 2004 - 01:01:08 PM
11029 : Letters From An Asshole
Yesterday, I received this heart-breaking letter in the mail:

Nov. 14, 2004, It has now been ten days since I was violently shoved up the ass of former child actor Dustin Diamond. He has a surprisingly strong anus, which has imprisoned me. I'm beginning to run out of food, and the batteries in my flashlight are low. I'm very scared and lonely. Luckily, there is a mailbox inside his ass. If anybody is reading this, please help. I have tried to escape while Dustin was having a bowel movement, but my shoe got caught on a sphincter ring. I also tried to escape while someone named JP sucked Dustin's ass. He didn't suck hard enough. Every thirty minutes, I'm am sprayed with somebody's jism. This frightens me the most, as many diseases are easily transmitted through spunk, and poo, and of course blood. I have built a makeshift tent out of used condoms I found in the small intestine. I've gotten used to the horrible stench, but I'm scared that the large sewer rats will attack me.
-A Small Retarded Boy

17th March 2005 - 11:59:35 PM
12776 : John McJohnson
If anybody receives this message, please send help.

Like others before me, I too have somehow become trapped within Dustin Diamond's enlarged, stretched colon cavity. I don't know if I have shrunk or what, but it is literally like being in a large, moist cave. So far it has been nearly two weeks since I last saw real daylight. I know I am not alone in here because I often hear voices echoing farther down in his colon cavity, but I am unable to see anything due to the darkness. At one point I even struggled with a large hairy 'something' over a small kernel of undigested corn that I had found. Unfortunately I lost the struggle, but I did manage to get away from it when it attempted to sexually assault me, but I am now pantless as a result.

So far, I have attempted to escape Dustin's colon several times by trying to catch a ride on one of the many shit logs that pass through here occasionally. At one point I nearly succeeded in escaping when a very wet and mucousy fart, followed by a tsunami of diarrhea, carried me towards a long tunnel of light leading to the outside world. Unfortunately, before I managed to exit the tunnel, a large black fleshy penis ended up shoving me BACK UP into the darkness of Dustin's colon again, immediately followed by a thick spray of hot salty semen which hit me so hard that it blew my shirt apart and knocked me unconscious. When I finally regained consciousness, I was completely naked and covered in several layers of moist shit, sticky mucous, and rancid semen, all of which I was forced to lick off myself out of pure desperation for food and nourishment. I have since grown addicted to semen as a result, of which there is large quantities of, thanks to the several ejaculating penises which pop in and out of here every couple hours.

If anybody out there receives this message, please send help as soon as possible. I can only live off of shit nuggets and semen deposits for so long and have grown frail and weak as a result. Please help.

Sincerely,
John McJohnson