This is a nice picture of Corky and J-Lo on a date at some type of charity benefit from last year. A-Rod ran into the pair and was devastated to see J-Lo had cheated on him with a superior man, the lovable Corky!!!
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Corky is such a total stud. Just look at him! It was so nice of him to take J Lo to a charity benefit for ‘tards. I heard people were swooning and the paparazzi went crazy asking If they were a couple! Then that turd A Rod showed up and everyone booed him. Corky was annoyed A Rod was stalking him and leapt into action pummeling A Rod before ripping off his tux and giving A Rod some rough anal. During this J Lo fingered herself, obviously enjoying Corky beating up, then ass raping A Rod. The crowd went berserk as well with dozens of dudes jerking off wildly! After jizzing all over A Rod Corky went over and took J Lo’s hand and escorted her into the event. While doing so he gave her ass a hard squeeze which she adored, while also ripping a nice fart which made the crowd cheer. A Rod just lay there in a heap.
Bowser, A-Rod is insecure and incredibly jealous of Corky. A-Rod has a tiny cock after using steroids for decades whereas Corky has an enormous dong as big as a horse's! A-Rod obviously was stalking J-Lo because he thought she might have found someone better and was heartbroken to see her with Corky at a charity benefit for Down's Syndrome people. And you are correct that J-Lo was turned on when Corky showed what an alpha male he is by ass-raping A-Rod right in front of that crowd to teach him a lesson!
Pass da dutchie from de lef hand side, pass da dutchie from de lef hand side..
A Rod’s tuxedo is so fruity. Corky looks like James Bond! I have solid info that after being attacked and humiliated by Corky A Rod spent the rest of the event lurking in the bathroom pretending to be a bathroom attendant. He was crawling around behind celebrities using the urinals and sniffing their buttholes like a dog. At one point Corky came in and shoed him up the ass and told him to get home right away as Mr. B was having trouble finding the TV remote control.
Today at work all anyone could talk about was how adorable Corky and J Lo were at that charity event! We saw if all over TMZ and People magazine. Can you imagine If they had kids! Just imagine little Corky’s running around shitting everywhere! My girlfriends and I are all in love with Corky. I even named one of my 9 cats “Corky”! I noticed it’s mostly gay men who have eyes for Corky, but believe me, there are lots of ladies as well! And we are all very jealous of J Lo right now!
Robert, I have to agree with you. Corky wore a classic tuxedo whereas A-Rod was wearing a pink one which looks like he would wear if he were the best man at a homosexual wedding. I heard that Corky's tuxedo was specially designed to enable Corky to wear an extra-large diaper full of dookie!
Bowser, did you see the way ARod is holding his beanus in the photo? I can’t believe he was rubbing one out at the sight of corky, even though it seems he went to make up with JLo. If I was her, I would never get back with an ex who came up to me to profess his love, but at the same time sport an obvious erection, and playing with himself whilst looking at my date?
And Barb, what are your other 8 cats called? It would be so hot if they were all called “A.C Slater”!
Joke corner:
Did anyone hear That there is a coin shortage in America?
I don’t know about, you, but I think they are officially out of Common Cents!
Yeah, and I'm fresh out of lube, clive, so we're gonna hafta do it dry - but I gotta warn 'ya, my cock is about the size & width of a can of pringles so it might hurt a little bit at first & there may be some minor bleeding involved, so just remember to relax those muscles and keep on smiling lad and let me take care of the rest!.. xo
A-Rod told Corky that he was taking him to the Miami Zoo a couple weeks ago. Corky was so happy because he had just watched "Ice Age" and wanted to see a woolly mammoth. However, when they arrived at the Miami Zoo, Corky was enraged when they got to the elephant section of the zoo, but there was no woolly mammoth. When Corky asked where the woolly mammoth was, A-Rod replied that woolly mammoths went extinct 10,000 years ago and that no zoo in the world had a woolly mammoth. Corky then yelled that A-Rod should donate money to get a woolly mammoth for the zoo. When A-rod replied that it was impossible for the zoo to acquire an animal which is extinct, Corky got really mad and accused A-Rod of being a liar! Corky also said that A-Rod just didn't want to donate the money needed to get a woolly mammoth. Corky then ass-raped A-Rod in front of a cage full of lions to teach A-Rod a lesson about lying to him!
Clive that was an excellent numismatic joke, and it really made me chortle. We have a tea and cake evening at our local Pottery Barn and there is an old gentleman really into his coins, who I must tell of this joke.
It reminds of another joke, my good friend Ethel used to make:
Two men walked into a bar and started comparing coins. One of the gentleman had a 1787 Brasher Doubloon asked if he could beat it. The other gentleman immediately turned around and unleashed a heinous torrent of yellow diarrhoea before taking his friends doubloon and cutting a ripe 15 second fart on it! He then slugged the other man in the gut before giving him a pair of Arabian goggles and pissing into his mouth. Once he finished he turned around and said ‘how do you like my 1804 silver dollar?!?!?!’
The whole table erupted in laughter at this score she added that the first guy was a tard! Then we all laughed even more, such a clever joke to mention the silver dollar like that I think
Earlier, ARod just came out and said that the Montreal screw job was Kayfabe in front of a shocked Mr B. On hearing this the bopper did what anyone else would and whipped him across the face with his rhino cock.
A Rod called out for corky so he rushed in and had to decide who’s side to take. Mr b protested his innocence even though A Rod had a mushroom looking bruise on his head where Mr Bs bell end had hit him. Mr B then said that he was attacked, so Corky then rushed at an already injured A Rod and flung him out the window!
ARod learned not to make uncultured observations that time!
AssHawk, a comment like that by A Rod was an intentional provocation of Mr. B. Corky reacted properly, albeit hilariously, by tossing A Rod out the window. Corky and Mr. B take their pro-wrestling seriously. I heard that A Rod tried to make amends by ordering an enormous assortment of Taco Bell, but only annoyed Corky further as Corky was in a deep dish Pizza Hut pizza and breadsticks mood. This resulted in Corky tossing A Rod a beating as Mr. B gobbled up the Taco Bell and Pizza Hut.
Is someone going to clone Corky? I would like to purchase a younger version of Corky as a pet. I know that a Corky will cause a mess in my house by shitting and pissing wherever it wants, but I think it would provide endless entertainment. Obviously I would have to hide matches and get safety controls for the stovetop so that a Corky clone doesn’t burn down my house. However, I think that the sex would be super hot. Just thinking about a 5’2” tall ‘tard with a thick 14 inch cock and an IQ of 55 having his way sexually with me is a huge turn on.
Barf, that is so hot and I think the best buds are as tight as they have ever been. However, we have seen that Aaron judge has allegedly tried to steal Rizzo from Bartman and now we have a fruit like Thomas binger above lusting after corky.
There was also that rumour that corky and mr b were double dating with Miguel cabrera and another mystery guy….then of course you have the twins who sometimes turn corkys head when they are topless.
Also don’t forget Mr B and screech were an item for nearly 3 decades. I just fear that next year, they’ll stop being friends potentially and corky splits with A Rod?
Ass Hawk, have you noticed that Miguel Cabrera seems to have morphed into a Venezuelan version of Mr. Belding? I remember watching him in the 2003 World Series when he was a skinny rookie at the time. A few years after that I was watching an early season game and could not believe how much bigger Cabrera had become. I initially assumed that he must be on steroids until I realized that most of the gain was in his stomach and ass, just like Mr. Belding. Now he has to be pushing 275 lbs and it seems like a foregone conclusion that he will tip the scales at 300+ lbs in a few years when he retires. I wonder whether Miguel Cabrera has his own Screech-like sex slave - is Steve Bartman the gay sex slave of Miguel Cabrera?
Ass, not sure, but something sleazy is going on…it may even be that he has been hiding a Pringles can sized dong for these last few years
I saw it scrawled on a cubicle wall that he is ‘a boss’ in the local Arby’s scene out there in Detroit and he once apparently pissed in Eric hassles beard after another abysmal tigers match
I can’t see him and bartman hooking up…Rizzo and SB have been the steady couple of the queer scene since at least 2004, it would take a lot to break them up?
I love the idea of him and Belding being seen on a Double date especially as all three of them are masculine bros, maybe it’s just a testosterone filled pizza party wit(some manly grab ass and fart play
Today Corky ran to A Rod and told him he and Mr. B had come up with another million dollar idea, and there was even a part for A Rod! He told A Rod recently he and the Big Bopper had been enjoying the old Police Academy movies, and with everything getting a reboot they decided that franchise was ripe for a reboot. Corky said he and Mr. B would he partners that would do hilarious things like fart in criminals faces, take naps on duty, eat piles of food, belch into the megaphone attached to their car, and do all kinds of other amazing things. He said A Rod would have a major role in the movie as “Anal Rape Victim”. But instead of just being raped one time he would instead be found at every crime scene the two best buds encountered. Corky said he’d likely have been raped a dozen times over the course of the film, and would lay there crying like a girl while people ignored him while investigating actual crimes like a stolen pepperoni. Corky said the brain buster would come at the end of the film when it would be found out that the rapist was Corky who just found A Rod super annoying. He said the audience would likely stand up and cheer when this scene happened. At this Mr. B let loose a 12 second monster belch to show his support for the project. Corky then said they needed A Rod to get the rights to Police Academy and provide all the money. Corky said he had already sent a Facebook message to the guy who made noises with his mouth as he was Corky’s favorite. At this A Rod said this was the dumbest idea they had ever had. That people currently don’t like the police and definitely don’t want to see two old men farting on criminals. He then said his fan base definitely wouldn’t want to see him as repeated rape victim and that the entire movie sounded stupid. He then said Corky needed to stop coming up with dumb ideas and let him fondle his monster dong. At this Corky lost his temper and said A Rod didn’t support anything he and his best friend in the universe came up with. He said they busted their butts coming up with ideas, and in this case had already written part of a script. He then belted A Rod in the face causing A Rod to fall to the floor in a heap. He then took off his overflowing diaper and strangled A Rod unconscious. After that he ripped off A Rods Yankees pants and ass raped him. After wildly jizzing all over the place he left A Rod crumpled up on the floor and went over to sit with Mr. B who was watching He Man. When A Rod regained consciousness he began moaning and Corky piped up that he was doing a perfect job playing rape victim #1 and should thank Corky for helping him get into character. I for one really hope this movie gets made!
Boys! It’s that time a year again! All you raging queers best be heading to the Iowa 80 truck stop for our annual Thanksgiving and Christmas fiestas! We will be showing movies 24/7, and there will also be an all you can eat buffet. As always the stadium seating will have speakers that will not only play the audio from the movies, but will also blast the sounds of people taking dumps in the stalls. Be sure to reserve a private stall, that comes with a reserved seat for the movies, as well as a ticket for unlimited buffets. We will be plundering many assholes, and there we be a number of surprise special guest stars! A number of demented queers such as Anthony Rizzo and Steve Bartman are booked from Thanksgiving straight through New Years! Hope to see everyone there!
Ass Hawk, are you sure that Anthony Rizzo has been with Steve Bartman since 2004? Rizzo was born in 1989, so he would have been just 15 at the time he started that gay relationship. He must have been a real homosexual super-stud at that age.
Crotchmaster, “Anal Rape Victim” is the perfect acting role for A-Rod! Why didn’t A-Rod do the sensible thing and give Corky $20 million to film the Police Academy reboot? Obviously it would be a big hit. I know I would gladly pay $12 (or whatever a movie ticket costs now) to watch Corky and Mr. B arrest criminals and then belch and rip ass on them when the criminals are handcuffed in the back seat!
Pig Pen, will there be stadium seating at the truck stop? I celebrated Flag Day by sitting in the third row of stadium seating in the men’s room at a highway rest stop in Reno, NV. I had a fantastic seat and was in a great position to leer at random truckers peeing at the urinals. I could also hear quite a few loud farts and was close enough to hear feces being expelled into filthy toilet water. There were a couple gay guys sharing a toilet seat while simultaneously taking dumps in one of the stalls - the stench from that stall was absolutely heinous! I still run one out from time to time while thinking about this homoerotic experience!!
Crotch. As you know I am huge fan of the two best buds, and have all of their work on vhs tapes. However, I am also a Hollywood screenwriter, and having received their submitted script, I was disappointed as the script was so badly written, and smeared with pizza grease and do do stains.
First off,the buds seems to lose concentration halfway through and there is an extended scene where mr Belding is a high school principal who is holding a music night at the max and he gets into a fight with a guy in a cheap suit and wig who tells him he isn’t the big bopper. The scene then cuts back to the police action where they investigate a massive deuce in a Burger King drive thru.
Then, straight after, there is a Segway into another extended scene where for some reason, Mr Belding is in hawaii with A Rod who then gets hoisted up into the shoulders of an indigenous tribe who deliver him to big chief pupaku who then demands a rod smoke his peace pipe! A rod is also called screech in this segment, although he isn’t called it anywhere else in the film
Finally there’s one more half written scene where corky goes back to high school to pass a drivers Ed class.
I’m not sure if this will break box office records, as there is no consistent story arc. Do you know if there is a finished version anywhere?
Ass Breath, damn a slip of my finger, that should have said 2008! I have no idea who Bartman was with before 2008, did he go into hiding?
He was a huge hero in the dumpster scene ever since the incident and I’m pretty sure there were some demented freaks who made 10 foot stands out of cardboard and stood on top dressed as Steve bartman whilst men dressed up as ‘Moises Alou’ crashed into them sending them flying to the floor as they masturbated furiously. To make it even more realistic, the Moises Alou cosplayers were sporting huge erections whilst making their run up!
Needless to say, many of the guys ended up with substantial injuries due to falling from such a height
Ass Breath, you may have missed my note about the stadium seating. I can assure you there will be plenty. We have even brought in additional risers for the holiday season. These will be bleacher style wooden risers just like you may have had in your high school gym. We will be allowing people to lurk below the seats, and encouraging those in the seats to shit, piss, and jerk off through the openings down onto the people below. As our original stadium seating is now sold out we feel this will allow many more people to participate in this years festivities, while also catering to the truly demented queers that will most enjoy the holidays lurking like trolls under the bleachers while tounging some anus, and being shit, pissed, and jizzed on.
Pig Pen, count me in! Can you confirm that there will be a tribute to deceased queer icon Screech? I have heard that there will be a dozen Screech’s acting as unpaid bathroom attendants beginning on Thanksgiving Day, all the way through the New Year? If this is true I will buy a ticket so I don’t miss a second!
Torch, but I have just seen a trailer for a new police academy film where screech goes to Hawaii and becomes part of a tribe? Now I think about it he did look a bit like ARod
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