Corky made a guest appearance on Cheaters years ago. Corky just happened to be on a public trolley in Dallas, Texas when the Cheaters crew boarded the trolley to confront a woman who was cheating on her husband. Corky recognized the Cheaters host, Joey Greco, and started jumping up and down with delight and tagged along with the Cheaters crew during the confrontation.
Corky hugged Joey Greco because he was so happy during the confrontation and had to sit down on the ground because he was out of breath after running and experiencing such excitement. At one point, Corky yelled that the cheating woman was a bad person and a cheater. At 4:08 in the video below, Corky yelled, "You got busted on Cheetos!" This clip was one of the highlights of the entire 577-episode series.
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Corky certainly was excited when he met the host of Cheaters! He either jizzed his pants or filled his diaper with doodoo when he say Joey Greco!
Corky should have been made a regular on the show after this encounter. Imagine how how the ratings would have been with him yelling at every cheater and telling them that they were busted! There could have even been a special episode dedicated to A-Rod, where he is confronted for cheating in baseball by using steroids. Corky would call him a cheater before slapping him around and having his way sexually with A-Rod!
Larry, Corky was a real stud in that episode. He really showed confidence in being a fan of Joey, which scored him a sweet t-shirt. Unlike the cuck boyfriend in that show Corky called out that cheating ho and got in her face to inform her “you got busted on Cheaters”. It’s pathetic the Cheaters crew tried to hold back Corky’s energy and didn’t see the potential. Frankly I think Corky should have replaced Joey Greco as the host of Cheaters. Maybe a reboot is in order? Corky could be the host, and he, A Rod, and Mr. Belding could also stakeout the cheaters. This would be hilarious as Corky and Mr. Belding would bring tons of junk food and soda, and would belch and fart non stop, stinking up the car. When A Rod complained Corky would pummel him, then ass rape him. This might draw the attention of the cheating person being spied on, causing them to appear and Corky would then likely get excited and yell “you got busted on cheaters”, forgetting he wasn’t supposed to use his catchphrase until the person being cheated on was also there. But it would be hysterical, and Corky would definitely blame A Rod for making him mess up!
I found this board by a google alert on my own name. I’m famous so I watch any comments people make about me. The episode you’re discussing was a good one. Corky appeared out of nowhere, and it was great to see he was a big fan. By the time I met him I could smell that he’d taken a monster dookie in his diaper. Unseen as we had stopped filming, that whore came back with that Rastafarian loser and jumped out of his car while screaming at him that his dong was miniscule. She had somehow caught a peek at Corky’s gargantuan dong through his slacks. When she got back she ran to Corky and told him she needed a real man. Although I saw her nose crinkle from the smell of dookie, she grabbed his hand and took him behind the building where we could all hear some hot action happen. Then something weird happened. This van showed up and these two twins jumped out. One had a huge net and they both ran around the back of the building. Seconds later I saw Corky running down the sidewalk with the other two guys close behind him, and the stupid ho trying to run after all of them with her pants around her ankles. It was an odd scene, even for the show cheaters.
Joey, Cheaters really took a turn for the worse when you left. What are you up to now? Also, what happened to the pathetic dork whose wife was cheating on him in the Corky episode? That dork was the “Screech” of that episode. Did Corky slap him around and then buttslam him to teach him a lesson about being an annoying loser?
Biff, I think you are onto something. I envision a stakeout where A-Rod is driving Corky and Mr. Belding around trying to catch a cheater on the act. Mr. Belding and Corky would be eating constantly. A-Rod would be looking at a suspected cheater through binoculars while Corky and Mr. Belding have belching contests and frequently rip ass, stinking up A-Rod’s car!
Corky, A-Rod, and Mr. Belding were recently watching a documentary on the 1980 eruption of Mount St. Helens. The eruption spewed volcanic ash miles into the air and caused the biggest landslide in recorded history as the peak of the volcano was 1300 shorter after the eruption than it was before. Corky was chomping on pretzel logs while watching the documentary and little bits of pretzel were falling all over the couch. A-Rod asked Corky to please use a napkin and chew with his mouth closed . Corky was about to pummel A-Rod until Mr. Belding farted and Corky got distracted while laughing. Corky then returned to watching the Mt. St. Helens eruption and told A-Rod that he didn’t see what the big deal was. Corky also pointed out that his best buddy, Mr. Belding, releases massive amounts of diarrhea every day which are bigger than the Helen eruption. A-Rod replied that Corky meant “Mr. St. Helens.” A-Rod also pointed out that even though Mr. Belding is a huge tubbo, a volcano is still significantly bigger and than Mr. Belding’s anus, so there’s no way Mr. Belding could expel millions of pounds of volcanic ash from his anus. Corky got mad and said A-Rod was an idiot who didn’t understand science. Corky then punched A-Rod in the balls and asked Mr. Belding to go doodoo into A-Rod’s coat closet. Corky then proceeded to ass-rape A-Rod while Mr. Belding sprayed about a foot deep of diarrhea into A-Rod’s coat closet before wiping his ass clean with A-Rod’s couch pillows!
Faggots.
Eat my chako-taco, assfuck..
Gary, A Rod really doesn’t understand science at all. Thankfully Corky was right there to correct him and teach him a valuable lesson. It’s amazing how Mr. Belding is able to produce an enormous amount of diarrhea on command. It’s like a super power, and I’m starting to think that Marvel should create a character that shits everywhere and can spray diarrhea on its enemies. I’d love to see a battle between “The Big Bopper” and Superman. I doubt even Superman could deal with the powerful farts and diarrhea sprays The Big Bopper would let loose. Of course Corky would be his sidekick. I really hope some executive at Marvel sees this and makes this amazing idea reality! Corky could strangle his enemies with a filthy diaper, then buttslamm them!
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Corky was watching ESPN yesterday with A-Rod and Mr. Belding when it was reported that Dick Butkus had died. ESPN showed an old photo of Dick Butkus from the 1990s. Corky said that was so sad and that he liked that guy. A-Rod replied that Dick Butkus was considered an NFL great, just like he is considered a baseball great. Corky got mad and asked why A-Rod was making this about himself. Corky then slapped A-Rod in the face and said “do you even know who that is?” Corky also said that football is gay and nobody watches it. Corky then pointed out that nobody remembers him from playing football, but that he’s known for being on “Hang Time” after “Saved By The Bell: The New Class.” Corky pointed out that those are the best shows ever made after “Life Goes On.” A-Rod asked Corky what the hell he was talking about. Mr. Belding chimed in that “Hang Time” was a Saturday morning TV show from the late 1990s which aired either right after or right before “Saved By The Bell: The New Class.” Mr. Belding also pointed out that Duck Butkus played the coach on that show. A-Rod replied that he had never even heard of that show and that he was busy being a baseball superstar with the Seattle Mariners at that time. Corky replied that baseball was boring and that everyone watched “Hang Time” instead of watching a homo like A-Rod playing baseball. Corky also pointed out that Screech had a huge Jew-fro and massive hook nose back then. A-Rod said that something was wrong with Corky’s brain and questioned why Corky was even bringing up Screech now. Corky got really mad and said that A-Rod still need to grow a Jew-fro and a hook nose and then punched A-Rod in the nose! Corky then started viciously ass-raping A-Rod while Mr. Belding stuffed his face with Tostitos and then belched in A-Rod’s face while his mouth was full of partially eaten Tostitos, covering A-Rod in a thin film of partially chewed Tostitos!
I often think Double D could have had a successful career if he went down the Adam Sandler route in the late 90's. He also had that Juggalo / WWF lifestyle so he could have rode that wave as well.
Does anyone think he should have stuck at his improving his acting craft instead of joining Salty the Pocketknife? Also, i think he had split u from the big bopper around that time too? No one knows what Dennis got up to in the noughties can anybody shed any light?
Film Fan, the only way Screech is successful in the film industry would have been if he gave his fans what they clamored for. That being him doing hard core gay porn! His legions of queer fans would have gone crazy for this. Instead Screech blew it and tried to think he’d become a rock star in some shitty band, then became an even more terrible stand up comic. SBTB the New Class went until 2000, so Screech and Belding were doing nothing but SBTb for the nineties. After that Mr. B retired, because unlike Screech, he saved his money. Now Mr. Belding lives in the lap of luxury with his best friend Corky. Screech really missed an opportunity to be a queer porn star icon!
Corky should be a late night talk show host (like Johnny Carson or Jay Leno) and Mr. Belding could be his sidekick. A-Rod would be the announcer of the show. Mr. Belding would sit on a couch eating handfuls of chips and pizza while Corky would interview various guests. Mr. Belding would periodically belch in the face of a boring guest or rip a super loud and impromptu 10-second fart to liven things up and make Corky laugh. Corky would tell jokes about what a homo A-Rod is during his monologues and they and Mr. Belding would participate in various comedy skits which typically end up with Corky and/or Mr. Belding going to the bathroom on A-Rod’s head or raping him for laughs! This would be a great nightly talk show for a cable channel or even for Netflix or Hulu. A Hollywood exec needs to contact Corky’s agent and make this happen!
Barf, it is a ridiculous notion that gay porn was the only thing he was good for. Admittedly, Shock Jock Howard Stern compliment Screech on his 'big tip' when he reviewed "Screeched, saved by the Smell" but you could also argue he showed his acting chops in the SBTB films - he was a good lead in 'Hawaiian Style' ad I meant he was also a good looking guy in around 1998 or so which meant he could have made the crossover into comedy films around this time.
He should have had a bigger role in the 2000 film LongShot too, he stole the scene as the erotic waiter
Smiddy, I totally agree. The current late night hosts totally stink and are puppets of the left. Jimmy Kimmel is the worst by far, and Corky should replace him. He and Mr. Belding would form a team better than Carson and Ed McMahon. If Corky got an annoyed with a guest he would give the Big Bopper a signal and Mr. Belding would rip a nasty fart in the guests face! Corky is a well known conservative and he and Mr. B would keep Hollywood on its toes while entertaining everyone!
Last night, A-Rod was driving Corky and Mr. Belding back home from Taco Bell, where Corky and Mr. Belding had each stuffed their faces with greasy tacos and burritos, which they washed down with several refills of Mountain Dew: Baja Blast. A-Rod, on the other hand, had eaten a single chicken taco and a cup of water. On the ride home, Corky sat in the front seat while A-Rod drove. Mr. Belding had to lie down in the trunk because he was too fat to sit in the back seat. During the ride home, Corky suddenly turned on the car’s radio at the same time that he started ripping a stink 15-second fart. After he was done farting, Corky turned off the radio. After turning off the radio, A-Rod complained that it smelled like shit in the car because of Corky’s fart. Corky got mad and asked A-Rod why he was blaming Corky. Corky also said that A-Rod was probably smelling himself. A-Rod replied that he knew Corky had farted and that just because he turned on the radio didn’t cover up the awful stench of the fart. Corky was really angry at this point and he yelled that A-Rod was being a rude jerk and that maybe he should go back home to Mexico, where he’s from. Corky then grabbed the steering wheel and jerked it toward him, causing A-Rod to lose control and drive into a ditch. Corky then dragged A-Rod out of the car and started raping him in front of a growing crowd of people who laughed hysterically while pleasuring themselves. Mr. Belding was banging on the trunk, telling he was locked inside. Mr. Belding then released a massive fart which corroded the metal lock until it disintegrated and the trunk flipped open and he crawled out!
A-Rod is a cheater, cheater, pumpkin eater.. (he also fucks his mother in the ass)
Gary, thank you for your report. It shows how abusive and horrid A Rod truly is. Corky was obviously trying to be considerate when ripping ass by turning on the radio. What did A Rod think would happen when he took him to Taco Bell and let him gorge on greasy tacos? To try and embarrass him for his rank fart is abuse in my opinion. Even worse was him forcing beloved Mr. Belding to ride unsafely in the trunk of his car! A Rod fan easily afford a large van or SUV that would be large enough for Mr. Belding to be able to safely ride with him. Instead he likes driving around in his Bentley thinking he’s fancy as he tries to grope Corky’s massive dong. Thankfully Corky took umbrage at A Rod’s disrespectful behavior and taught him a lesson!
Today Mr. B and Corky were hanging out in A Rod’s den watching Ghostbusters while chowing down on some deep dish pizza, Mountain Dew, and Skittles. A Rod came in and hung out then mentioned that he was enjoying Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce’s romance, and he wished he and Corky had been dating while he was a superstar with the Yankees. He said Corky’s fans would have gone to the games just to cheer for A Rod and try and take pictures of them together. At this Mr. Belding let loose nice 11 second belch and Corky looked at A Rod and asked him what kind of faggotry he was talking about? He said the only reason his fans would have showed up would be to try and get Corky’s autograph, and to throw rocks and bricks at A Rod. He then told A Rod he was interrupting Ghostbusters and better shut up. When A Rod began crying Corky get really annoyed and punched A Rod in the gut, then ass raped him while Mr. Belding took a quick dump in between the cushions on A Rod’s recliner!
Bart, why is A-Rod even talking about Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce like he’s a 16-year-old girl? Corky was in the right for telling A-Rod to stop being such a faggot.
A-Rod should really consider covering all of his furniture items with plastic covers to protect them from when Mr. Belding and Corky use them as makeshift toilets! But even if A-Rod did do that, I could see Mr. Belding pulling the couch away from the wall so that he could go dookie behind the couch and then putting the couch back where it was initially, so the dookie is directly underneath the couch.
Does anyone know whether A-Rod and Corky are dressing up for Halloween? I think it would be cool if A-Rod dressed up as Screech with a Jew-fro wig and a fake hook nose. Corky could dress up as himself. They could do skits on the lawn in front of A-Rod’s house to entertain kids out trick-or-treating, such as Corky trying to breakdance to “Fight the Power” while A-Rod does Screech’s “sprain” dance. Corky would also reenact the episode where he shot a gun, but this time he would be running around after A-Rod while waving a handgun. A-Rod could also re-enact the “Miss Bayside” by dressing up in a Speedo while Corky makes fun of him for having a tiny dong and prancing around like a faggot! Corky would rape A-Rod repeatedly and Mr. Belding will sit on the porch eating pizza and Doritos and loudly ripping ass throughout the night. My balls are about to explode just thinking about this!
Sickos.
Gay Guy, one thing we can be certain of is no one would get any candy. Mr. Belding and Corky would gobble it all up themselves!
Normally A Rod eats healthy foods. But he keeps a secret stash of Haagen Dazs chocolate ice cream. He puts them at the very bottom of the Freezer, in a drawer, where is believed Corky and Mr. Belding wouldn’t fine them. Whenever Corky makes him sad he heads to the freezer and gets a pint, then heads to his bedroom to lay in bed while watching gay porn, crying, and eating ice cream. Well yesterday he told Corky he had to go to Houston to cover the Astros and Rangers game. He asked if Corky would miss him while he was away. Corky at the time was busy stuffing his face with Doritos and chugging Mountain Dew and got annoyed at A Rod bugging him. He turned to A Rod and let loose a monster belch with his mouth full of Doritos. They sprayed all over A Rod’s face, and Mr. Belding cheered on his best pal. Corky then went on to say that he really liked Doritos but the bags were too small and he felt they should come in much larger bags. At this A Rod, nearly crying, asked if Corky heard his question, and he wondered if he would miss him while he was away. Corky then called A Rod a giant faggot for asking such stupid questions and told him he and Mr. Belding didn’t care where A Rod went. Mr. Belding looked over and shrugged, then lifted his leg and ripped a 14 second fart that rattled the windows. At this A Rod began crying which angered Corky even more. Corky then belted A Rod in the face, before ripping off A Rod’s Yankees uniform and ass raping him. During this attack Mr. Belding snuck out to the garage and took a huge dump on the drivers seat of A Rod’s Bentley. As A Rod recovered he crawled while sobbing into the kitchen. He got out one of his ice cream pints and then went upstairs to console himself. By the time he got there he’d stopped crying and prepared to enjoy some ice cream. When he opened it he found a frozen turd in place of his ice cream. He then went back down to the kitchen and checked the 5 other pints he had stashed. They all had big dookie’s in them instead of ice cream. When he went back to the den where Corky and Mr. Belding were watching cartoons he asked who the hell ate his ice cream and took a dump in the containers. Corky said he had no idea what he was talking about and maybe he’d bought shit flavored ice cream. When A Rod pointed out the container said Chocolate Corky said maybe in Mexico where A Rod is from that meant shit. Corky then began winding up his fist and told A Rod to stop interrupting the cartoons. A Rod then ran away crying like a little girl until he crawled into bed and turned on gay porn. Mr. B and Corky really got A Rod good that time!
Crotch, A-Rod sure was an idiot and deserved to be pranked for being such a homo. Instead of simply hiding his ice cream pints in the bottom of his freezer, he should have at least hid them under bags of frozen vegetables, such as frozen broccoli or frozen cauliflower. Corky and Mr. Belding would have almost certainly not found the ice cream if A-Rod had done this as Mr. Belding and Corky had eating vegetables unless those vegetables have been converted into cake format, such as carrot cake!
Corky really got A-Rod good when he belched in A-Rod’s face while his mouth was full of Doritos. It is always funny when Corky or his best buddy, Mr. Belding, do they to A-Rod!
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