Some screenshots from his homepage are shown below. Hitoshi is well-known for his catch-phrase, "I LIEK MILK!!!" Unfortunately, Hitoshi took down his website a few years ago for unknown reasons.:(
Here are some of the better guestbook posts that I have been able to locate from the guestbook on Hitoshi's former website:
Ox » Hitoshi, remember when I gave you a milk enema? Remember when a fat, balding middle-aged high school princiapl named "Mr. Belding" tied you up and had unprotected buttsex with you, completely against your will? Remember when he unloaded his HIV+ sperm in your ass? Remember when he said "welcome to my HIV world, Hitoshi, you stupid FAGGOT!!!" Remember when you went the free clinic the next day and discovered you had had not only contracted HIV from Mr. Belding, but you also discovered that he had given you herpes as well? Belding and I sure got you good that time!
Ox » Hitoshi, remember that time when I stuck my finger in your butthole and you spilled the milk you were drinking? Remember when I dropped trow and cleaned you up with a golden shower? Remember when I "accidently" knocked over your milk glass and it shattered on your floor? Remember when you bend over to clean it up and I ripped a nasty fart mere inches from your face? Remember when I knocked you over and then took a shit in your mouth? I sure got you good that time.
Screech » Zoinks Slater, do you think I can have some of your infested protein, just like old times. Hitoshi, you get off my Kool-Aid, all these queers used to be my fans, you remember that Hitoshi. I've let Slater and Zack cum all over me while you were still drinking milk.Maybe we can hook up for some unprotected butt sex?
A.C. Slater » Hitoshi, I just found out that I have the AIDS virus. I want to come over to your place and have buttsex with you. I want to do this even if you're not into this kind of thing. Also, I will do this with no protection because I want to make sure that you contract AIDS.
Dustins Jew Fro » hey Hitoshi I want you to shoot your man milk all over my jew fro after I suck you off while I'm on my knees looking like a circus seal. You are one hot bitch who needs a lot of cock! I've got to go jerk off while looking at your pictures, talk to you later.
Screech » Hitoshi you are in need of a Russian trombone. It's were I suck on your ass as I jerk you off. I'll pretend I'm in a gay parade and you can sing a song about bonsai or something. I'd pretend to play some smooth jazz on your ass. The vibration of my lips on your ass would bring you to extacy. I would even tickle your taint and continue to play your trombone. I can't wait to meet up at the sushi bar where you hang out in the rest room waiting for your regulars to come in and be serviced by you. Maybe you'll think about having your ass this time because I hate sucking on a hairy shit stained ass. Please shave and use some sort of after shave - it will make it such a beautiful experience.
Kurt Steinberg » Hitoshi, I just ate some spicy tacos and would love to spray diarrhea right on your hairy taint... Does it look like your Gradma's chin? Mine does! I love you and your taint. OHHHHHH "TAINT"ED LOVE!
- Kurt Steinberg
Kurt Steinberg » Hitoshi, I want to rub wasabi sauce on your taint while you eat sushi out of my ass crack. I will then insert my eggroll into your sexy butt and unload my "soy sauce" from my wang directly into your mouth.
- Kurt Steinberg
Mario Lopez » Hey Hitoshi, hows it going? I'll get straight to the point - have you ever experienced the touch of another man? I'd love to teach how to play gay baseball - it involves my special flesh bat and your balls. I'm looking to hit a homerun.
Gaylord Zack » Hitoshi remember when we started having gay cyber sex and you used to shove a web cam up your puckered little rectum? I remember the time you shipped some of your semen to me and I lapped it up as you jerked off on the webcam. Remember how I told you that I was going to shove a pineapple up you ass and it turned you on? I think I also would like to shove a milk bottle up your ass, with the lid off so you can spray some diarrhea in the milk and we can shake it up and make some chocolate milk to give to some unsuspecting bum to drink in exchange for a hummer. They do give the best blow jobs when food is involved, huh Hitoshi?
Gaylord Zack » Hey Hitoshi, I'm a regular on the dumpster scene and I'm known worldwide for my drunken dragon rimming technique. I'm also the author of "If a man shits in his zubaz and no one is around, does it make a smell?", it's gaining in popularity as we speak! My reason for writing is to tell you that I will be in Japan to promote my book and I would like to take you on as a student to teach my drunken dragon rimming technique. You will never be lonely again if you choose to be my student, yours analy, Gaylord Zack.
Gaylord Zack » Hitoshi it's been such a long time since I've talked to you. Remember the time that you wanted me to give you an enema with a pot of coffee and I shoved a tube up your ass and used a funnel to pour an entire pot of hot coffee in your rectum? Remember how at first you jumped when the heat touched your prostate? Remember how once it numbed you it felt good and you shot your load of Japanese spunk all over my face. Remember how all that coffee came out of your ass and there was a lot of shit that came out with it? Remember how we played around in it and smelled like coffee and shit? That was one of the greatest times in my life.
Paul Daanen » Do you like pudding as much as you like milk? I want to eat a chocolate pudding pop out of your asshole. That will satisfy my gay cravings.
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Rect-Al » Hitoshi need assfuck up his poop-chute because it make him happi-happi!!!! His face looks like a combination between a gonnorreah-infected asshole and a syphillitic vagina and he likes to fuck his mother in the ass... Could we fuck sometime?
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Gaylord Zack » Hitoshi, I don't know if you got a chance to read my message since your guestbook is gettig spammed by some fuckhole. Here it is again.
Hitoshi it's been such a long time since I've talked to you. Remember the time that you wanted me to give you an enema with a pot of coffee and I shoved a tube up your ass and used a funnel to pour an entire pot of hot coffee in your rectum? Remember how at first you jumped when the heat touched your prostate? Remember how once it numbed you it felt good and you shot your load of Japanese spunk all over my face. Remember how all that coffee came out of your ass and there was a lot of shit that came out with it? Remember how we played around in it and smelled like coffee and shit? That was one of the greatest times in my life.
Love, your friend Gay Zack
Dongsmoker » SPAMMING CUNTS, FUCK OFF!
Gaylord Zack » I want to fuck off with you Dongsmoker ;) maybe Hitoshi will join us and show us his ancient Japanese gay sex moves.
Dongsmoker » Gaylord Zack, that sounds like fun, but I think instead we should form a queer crime-fighting duo that hunts down spammers and anally rapes them to death. Maybe Hitoshi could be our comedy sidekick.
Gaylord Zack » I like your thinking dongsmoker, maybe I can tea bag them before we rape them and you can attack them with a round of heavey fart blasts after eating taco bell. I also like the idea of Hitsohi being the comic sidekick, but only if he dresses in gimp gear and we can whip him.
Freddie Diarrha » Hey Lew, I'd like to get together with you. Maybe I can take a healthy shit in your mouth as you jerk me off into a milk glass which we would send over to Hitoshi overnight FedEx so it will still be warm. I'd also eat lots of Taco Bell and get the shits so I could spray feces all over your body, than I'd rub it into your skin so you look lke you have a sunless tan. We than could go out on the town to my favorite bar, the Manhole, you'd have a great time, I promise.
some little boy » my name is Echi and I live in Japan. I play baseball for littel league and I know of Histoshi. He followed me into the baseball field bathroom and told me to touch him. I did, and he touched me. He also put his penis in my butt and made it bleed. I cried but he wouldn't stop, he was done and he left. He did this for the couse of the basball seeson and I told no one until now. I am 25 years old and he molests me, I am also retarded, very retarded. My mom says it's not molest because I am an adult and tell him to do this stuff to me. I once wore my shit stained underwear on my head while Hitoshi touched me.
Dustin Diamond » Hitoshi, you can drink my man-milk, and then I'll bend over, spread my ass-cheeks and spray you with my hot "miso soup"!!! Sounds like quite a feast!
Freddie » hey Dustin, I REALLY want to unload a gallon of my spunk in your chcolate caveran of love, which would form stalagmites and stalagtites in your ass.
random guy » please send help, I am trapped in Hitoshi's anus were I have been living off his corn shit and drinking semen. I have tried to grab unto penis that has been up his ass, but I couldn't get pulled out - I imagined that if I did it would look like on Poltergiest when they brought back the little girl. I would be covered in all that crap and they'd have to put me in a tub to clean me off. Please refer to the movie to find out how to get me out of Hitoshi's ass. You are my only hope.
Suckian Penis » Hitoshi, do you ever go to bath houses in Japan? I go to them all the time in San Francisco. I like to sit in the hot tub and fart and watch all the cum from my ass rise to the top. Sometimes a guy will eat it up, if he does that's the sign that me and him will go somewhere to fuck. Sometimes we just do it in the tub with the other guys watching. One time while I was getting pounded, another guy shoved his ass in my face and I ate out his ass while an old guy, who looked like Wilford Brimley jerked me off. It was a lot of fun. You should come out to San Francisco to meet me. I will take you to all the hot bath houses and hook you up with some hot guys. Hitoshi, I think I love you.
Screech » Hitoshi, I have sent you a pair of cum stained zubaz. I want for you to smell the ass area and lick the dried cum off them as you jerk off into your baseball uniform. Than you will send me your cum stained uniform and I will do the same, only this time I will send you back some shit stained zubaz and we will continue this until one day we will meet and I will show you what a dirty sanchez is.
Dustins Jew Fro » hey Hitoshi I want you to shoot your man milk all over my jew fro after I suck you off while I'm on my knees looking like a circus seal. You are one hot bitch who needs a lot of cock! I've got to go jerk off while looking at your pictures, talk to you later.
Assplunderer » Hitoshi, you look so hot in those pictures on the main page! I have some white liquid for you to drink, but it's not milk! Instead it's my sperm, straight from my penis. When I think about your asian ass, loads just squirt out of my wang!
Lance Dikstrong » Hey buddy I'm starting production on a new gay porn called Lord of the Queens, starring myself as Frodo and in the works to have Dustin "Screech" Diamond play Gollum. I think you'd be a perfect Hobbit, would you like to star in this movie with us, we have a few more hot dudes signed on, they are all unknowns right now, but are hung like bulls. We will be starting up in the next few months, we have to write out a storyline, and conceptualize all the sex positions and acts we will do, I can tell you bukkake, glass bottom boat and hot carls are on the top of my list.
Yoshida » I am wanting to hook up for gay sex with you. I will shove a star fruit up your ass as I skull fuck you until my milk runs out your eyes and nose. Have you ever been donkey punched before? I'd love to donkey punch you and shit on your pastey white chest, you gay stud you.
Kurt Steinberg » Hitoshi, from perusing your website, it is obvious to me that you are a flaming homosexual. However, I wonder why a Japanese man has a ".nl" website address located in the Netherlands. What's the deal? We should get together and talk about this while you lick eggrolls out of my ass.
- Kurt Steinberg
Mr. Belding » hitoshi, have you ever rimmed an overweight middle-aged white man?
Kurt Steinberg » Hitoshi, have you ever received an "R. Kelly"? It's where someone pisses all over you and uses your face as a toilet seat. I'd like to give you an R. Kelly and then finish you off with a Cleveland Steamer!
- Kurt Steinberg
Sammy Shitstain » hitoshi i wanna fuck you in the ass, you stupid japanese fuckhole. i also wanna piss in your ass and unleash a thick spray of gooey diarreah in your face you steaming assfuck
Kurt Steinberg » Hitoshi, do homosexual men have sex in alleys next to dumpsters in Japan like they do in the USA? I would love to ass-slam you while you lean against a dumpster filled with rotting food!!!
- Kurt Steinberg
Yoshi » Hitoshi, I live in Kobe where I work as a janitor in a gay sex club. It is very hot the smells I cum across. We should hang out sometime, I could show you a good time in Kobe. If I visit you, I won't need the extra bedroom, because I will sleep in your bed with you. In Germany you would be called uber hot! I want to put my wang in your mouth and shoot my wasabi all over you.
Gay Zack » Hey Hitoshi, I really like the pics of you in the baseball uniform - I bet you have a hot ass. I'd love for you to drink my man milk and let it run on your lip like a milk ad. I love little Japanese men - let's hook up for queer sex.
Kurt Steinberg » Hitoshi, you are a Japanese Dustin Diamond! I want to squirt my salty load in your mouth and then toss your salad!!!
- Kurt Steinberg
gaywad » hitoshi, which men have the best-tasting assholes? Chinese, Japanese, or Australian? Please let your homo fans know as soon as possible.
Paul Daanen » Hitoshi, I want to eat sushi out of your asshole and will prepare crab cakes for you from the crabs in my crotch.
p. diddy » i poured milk into my underwear. drnk the expired milk off my taint
Hitoshi » I want to defecate, do caca on myself, i want a 10 year old boy to rub milk on my caca, and lick it off, i want him to shit on my face, and i want to eat sushi from his asshole, i liek milk
Kurt Steinberg » Hitoshi, let's hook up for some hot man-on-man action! I will teabag you and then give you a sweaty pair of Arabian Goggles. Next, I will sit on your face and drop ass. Finally, I will rub my erect penis all over your face and then squirt my load in your mouth!
- Kurt Steinberg
Paul Daanen » Hitoshi, i'm gonna eat sushi out of your asshole while giving you my eggroll.
Lance Dikstrong » I want to take a steamy shit on your chest while you spit milk all over me as we watch a lemon party happen in front of us. I can give you a warm milk enema, if it'll turn you on. I'd even drink the milk once it came out your ass. We can bottle it and sell it to queers around the world. Damn I want to bend you over and give you my long staff. I bet you like to get donkey punched. I plan on doing that to you, as well as lighting your pubes on fire and putting it out with my cum. You're such a sexy little bitch. I come to see you soon and we can share your futon and stain the matress with anal juices and feces.
Tommy Chode » Hitoshi I want for you to nibble on my nut sack like a good Jap should. Lets seriously hook up in some reststop for queer loving. I want to shave off your pubes while you sleep and glue them to your face with my cum to make a Abe Lincoln beard. I'd than stove pipe my dick in your ass and you'd be startled and me friend would take your picture. Also one night I will get you drunk so you pass out. I will put myself in your mouth and have my friend take a picture, which I will post for all to see.
Suckian Penis » Hitoshi, do you ever go to bath houses in Japan? I go to them all the time in San Francisco. I like to sit in the hot tub and fart and watch all the cum from my ass rise to the top. Sometimes a guy will eat it up, if he does that's the sign that me and him will go somewhere to fuck. Sometimes we just do it in the tub with the other guys watching. One time while I was getting pounded, another guy shoved his ass in my face and I ate out his ass while an old guy, who looked like Wilford Brimley jerked me off. It was a lot of fun. You should come out to San Francisco to meet me. I will take you to all the hot bath houses and hook you up with some hot guys. Hitoshi, I think I love you.
Remember when.. » Hitoshi, remember when I was fucking your ass as your drank milk and I make you laugh when I tickled your balls and milk came out your nose. Remember how we both started laughing and we stopped and gazed in each others eyes. remember how I tongue kissed you and we started rimming each other. remember how your anus was dripping juices from being so turned on. remember how I put my dick inside you and pounded you with such force your futon broke. remember how we kept going at it anyway. remember how I donkey punched you right before I came and you passed out so I kept fucking you. remember how you woke up the next day to find your head and balls shaved and penises drawn all over your body in permanant marker. damn I got you good that time.
Yoshida » Hitoshi, wearing Arabian goggles will protect your eyes from jizz. I once wore a Roman helmut, you should try it sometime. I love you Hitoshi you silly fag you.
Ox » Hitoshi, remember when I was over at your place and you asked me to get you a glass of milk? Remember when I poured it into a glass for you and then walked over and threw it in your face and said "here's your milk, BITCH!" Remember when I yanked down your pants and had some sweaty man-on-man action with you? Remember when I blew my load in your face? Remember when I sat on your face and unleashed a smelly Cleveland Steamer? I sure got you good that time!
Tommy Chode » Hitoshi, I'm going to stuff my cum/ shit stained underwear in your mouth and I'll tape it in place with duct tape so no one can hear you scream with joy as I plunger your ass with my dick. I bet this is turning you on and making your anus leak with love juices. When I plunger you, it will sound like someone making macaroni and cheese. You are so hot, I can't wait to see you and hang out, you still will show me all your favorite gay hangouts right? Did your anus stop bleeding from the last guy to have you? I'll talk to you later sweety.
Ox » Hitoshi, remember when I gave you a milk enema? Remember when a fat, balding middle-aged high school princiapl named "Mr. Belding" tied you up and had unprotected buttsex with you, completely against your will? Remember when he unloaded his HIV+ sperm in your ass? Remember when he said "welcome to my HIV world, Hitoshi, you stupid FAGGOT!!!" Remember when you went the free clinic the next day and discovered you had had not only contracted HIV from Mr. Belding, but you also discovered that he had given you herpes as well? Belding and I sure got you good that time!
Ted Taint » Hitoshi, tickle my taint with your asian tongue. Pretend it is a tasty eggroll and lick it clean.
EmperorHirohito » Hitoshi, you are a disgrace to the Japanese people. I need to punish you (and please myself) by taking an enormous shit in your mouth after eating some tuna sushi.
Remember when.. » Hitoshi, remember the time you decided to go and get some milk direct from a cow? Remember how you broke into a field behind a dairy farm, slid underneath the nearest cow, put its udder in your mouth and began to suck? Remember how suprised you were when the udder started going hard? Remember how you realised it was a bull you were sucking on, not a cow? Remember how you thought "oh well" and just kept sucking on the bull's big, hard cock? Remember how the bull went "hmmmmMMMMMMOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!" and started firing thick, ropey cords of bovine jizzom down your throat? Remember how you snarfed down so much steaming bull-cum that your belly bloated out like a balloon filled with rancid mayonnaise? Remember how you couldn't move and lay there groaning as the bull dropped a steaming pile of manure on your supine form and walked off? You sure got owned that time!!
Hey Hitoshi, remember the time that you "won" a free trip to America from a local radio station? Remember when the tickets were sent to you in the mail and the return address was from Los Angeles? Remember how you found this to be kinda odd? Remember when you packed your bags and brought 3 gallons of milk with you? Remember when you hopped on the flight and headed to LAX? Remember when you arrived and you saw a man in a wrestling singlet and a greasy mullet wig holding a sign with your name on it? Remember when you approched him and he led you to a limo? Remember when he took you to your "hotel room?" Remember when on the way there you asked the driver what his name was? Remember when he said "just call me Gay Zack?" Remember when you arrived at your hotel room but it was a shithole in a total dive that charged by the hour? Remember when Gay Zack followed you into your room? Remember when you flipped the switch and there were other men, including me, in your room dressed up in zubaz was assflaps? Remember when Gay Zack locked the door behind you? Remember when you felt the pain of someone cracking you in the back of the head with a monkey wrench? Remember when some guy dressed as Screech said "GET HIM KURT STEINBERG!" Remember when Kurt Steinberg said "YOU GOT IT ROCCO!!" Remember when Gay Zack ripped off your clothes? Remember when Kurt Steinberg and Gay Zack started to double team your ass? Remember what it felt like to have them swordfighting in your rectum? Remember when Rocco and I squatted over you and started to give you a nice taco tsunami? Remember when Gay Zack and Kurt Steinberg pulled out and Rocco and I took their place and gave you one of our world famous spit-roasts? Remember when I donkey punched you as I unloaded my salami seed into your asshole? Remember when Rocco poked you in the eyes as he gagged you with his sperm? Remember when a man that Kurt Steinberg called Ox came over to you and gave you a golden shower while Kurt Steinberg and Gay Zack jacked off over you? Remember when Gay Zack and Kurt Steinberg started stomping on your head until you passed out? Remember when Ox rolled you up in a rug? Remember when Rocco and I threw you in back of Rocco's queermobile? Remember when we all jumped in and hit the dumpster scene pretty hard with your body? That'll teach you to fall for those silly radio station contests!!
Dner »
Hey Hitoshi, remember when you got a letter from a girl in America? Remember when it said that she really liked you and that she wants to meet up with you? Remember when she gave you an address to a shitty hotel? Remember when you got so excited that you started chugging a gallon of milk? Remember when you chugged your milk so fast that you started to gag and you threw up over yourself? Remember when you started to beat off to the thought of makin it with an American woman? Remember when you went to that hotel to meet up with the hot mamma from the west? Remember when you went into hotel room? Remember when you saw a note on the bed that said "meet me by the dumpster?" Remember when you went back to the dumpster and you say 13 gay Japanese men fucking their brains out? Remember when you saw the woman you were gonna meet? Remember when she said "JUST CALL ME JESSE!!!" Remember when "she" pushed you over and ripped your pants off? Remember when she pulled out her wang and started to wienerize your yellow ass? Remember when you screamed in pain? Remember when "she" kept fucking you and screaming "YOU LIKE MILK HUH?!?!?" Remember when the gay men came over to you and jizzed all over you? Remember when Jesse got you into a sleeperhold? Remember when you woke up in a forest with a bleeding anus? Remember when you saw a package next to you? Remember when you opened the package and saw a note that said "here's some complimentary milk?" Remember when you chugged the milk? Remember when you noticed it wasn't milk? Remember when you noticed that it was bull semen? Hitoshi, how the hell do you know what bull semen tastes like?
Dner »
Hey Hitoshi, is it true that you're so used to people doing the old switcheroo with your milk and animal semen that you can now tell the difference between the animals by taste alone? Is it true that you think that horse jizzim is the best over all the other beasts of the land? Is it true that you like horse cum over the rest because its a lot thicker than say a dogs? Is it true that when you're feeling a bit peckish you go for rotwielers because they're more fiesty and their cum is more spicier? Why the hell do you have to be such a freak?
The Dust »
Hitoshi, remember the particularly nasty bout of herpes I gave you?
The Dust »
Hitoshi, remember the time we hooked up in the alley behind that Shibuya gay bar, and you impaled me with your mighty "samurai sword"?
The Dust »
Remember how you spread your butt-cheeks and blew your special miso soup all over my face?
The Dust »
Remember how I used to scream "ZOINKS!!!!" when I'd ejaculate inside your ass?
The Dust »
Hitoshi, I demand we hook up for gay sex. It'll be just like the good old days. Remember when I would chow down on your SARS-infected load?
The Dust »
Hitoshi, remember when I bukkake'd all over your dopey gook face?
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Please fellow queers, help me spank up this site with homo erotic spam so maybe the evil spammers will leave and let us have our favorite cyber queer hangouts.
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Looking for gay sex? Meet the spammers behind a bowling alley near you.
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People who offer free ringtones also offer free anal and spit roasting.
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I bet Hitoshi's semen tastes like soy sauce and milk.
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Hitoshi, you need to take a wusabi induced diarrhea in the faces of these spammers who bury all the good spank material.
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Remember when this guestbook used to be good before this spamming cock took over? Remember when dustindiamond.com used to be a breeding grounds for some of the most filthiest queers to ever touch the keyboard. Remember when the spammer forced them all into hiding, so other queers can't get reach arounds from the seasoned anal pro's. You spammers suck.
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Non homo spam really makes Hitoshi cry and sad in his pants.
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People who spam up guestbooks with non queer related material need to have their faces sprayed with chocolatey diarrhea.
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Please shoot thick ropey loads on me like spiderman would
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I love Hitoshi's anus.
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I'm flammmmming gay! Please shoot your thick ropey load on my face and buy anal plugs. Free ringtones for those who shove their phones up my ass! Great site, it makes me want to have someone take a hot steamy shit in my mouth. Keep up the good work.
