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Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Thu, 25 Apr 2019 18:00:35 GMT
I used to frequent the Taco Bell which was located right across from Wrigley Field on Addison, which was unfortunately torn town a few months ago. I would often see Kris loitering in the men’s room with Anthony Rizzo and Steve Bartman. I’m not saying that Kris is gay, but I once walked into the men’s room at that Taco Bell to pee at a urinal and heard some moaning and a few loud farts coming from one of the stalls. Then the door opened up and I saw Kris walk out while dressed in his full Cubs uniform. Then I peered in and saw Cubs superfan Steve Bartman laying on the floor of that stall covered in semen and diarrhea with a huge smile on his face. I’m not sure exactly what happened in there, but I’m quite certain it wasn’t of a heterosexual nature! |
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Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Sun, 07 Apr 2019 02:27:04 GMT
Look I’m a guy who has had sex with Kris more than a couple of times and I can assure you he isn’t gay |
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Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Sun, 07 Apr 2019 02:26:06 GMT
Basically it’s racist to label him as a queer just because he likes to have sex with some of his teammates or groups of guys on the CTA. |
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Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Sun, 07 Apr 2019 02:13:19 GMT
Does he sometimes have sex with gay men? Yes of course. But does that make him some kind of fag? |
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Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Sun, 07 Apr 2019 02:10:05 GMT
Bryant should be sent down to A ball for a while to see if he stops sucking. Not stops sucking the penises of bearded men. That will obviously continue. But stops striking out all the time. He is awful. Also he spell his name wrong. |
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Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Wed, 03 Apr 2019 01:50:23 GMT
Kris Bryant desperately wants to suck Bryce Harper’s penis. |
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Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Wed, 26 Sep 2018 01:24:16 GMT
all these stories r obviously fake... |
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Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Sat, 07 Jul 2018 04:20:15 GMT
He could do soooo much better |
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Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Fri, 06 Apr 2018 09:45:06 GMT
Last December I was on the Red Line heading home after a long day at work. It was 10 pm when I stepped into the northbound train on a Wednesday night. The train car I was in had only a few passengers, although it smelled like a sewer, like most Red Line train cars as homeless bums often use them as toilets. Anyway I heard a commotion and looked to the other end of the train car and saw a tall skinny white guy making out with a middle-aged white bum. Upon closer inspection, I realized that the tall white guy was Kris Bryant! One thing led to another and before I knew it, the bum pulled down his pants and Kris Bryant started having unprotected anal sex with him! Man, Kris was really giving it to that bum, right in the ass! This went on for several minutes as the train kept making stops and more passengers got on the train. Kris suddenly bellowed like s hippopotamus and then pulled out and jizzed on the bum! Then Kris stood up and turned around before ripping ass rin the bum’s face! The entire scene was so surreal! I got off at the next stop and then walked to my condo. I haven’t seen Kris again, although I heard he frequents the Red Line late at night during the off-season and has public sex with a stable of bums. Kris really seems like a great guy! |
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Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Fri, 06 Apr 2018 06:47:26 GMT
Kris is a raging homosexual but I doubt that has much to do with how he spells his name. I have heard he has been wearing a new vibrating buttplug made by the Zubaz company. It’s really stimulating his anus and keeping him in the zone. That and the after game shower antics where he is given golden showers and 69’s with Anthony Rizzo is really helping his game. |
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Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Tue, 03 Apr 2018 23:27:21 GMT
Why does he spell his name "Chris" the way a girl would spell her name? Is he some type of transsexual or just gay? |
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Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Tue, 03 Apr 2018 03:57:54 GMT
Did anyone else notice the midget who was fellating Kris between the 4th and 5th innings today? Is he a member of the Cubs? |
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Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Sun, 01 Apr 2018 00:41:31 GMT
ESPN is reporting that before each game Bryant sniffs a jar full of some guys farts. Mlb is investigating to determine if this breaks any PED rules! |
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Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Thu, 29 Mar 2018 23:39:45 GMT
Soph that is so damn hot! Bartman is so committed to his queer lifestyle with Anthony and the Cubs team! That was pretty crappy of that weirdo Bryant to give him a measly $.43 tip! |
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Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Tue, 27 Mar 2018 10:19:24 GMT
Steve Bartman has been working as a pizza delivery boy for Domino's in Mesa, AZ so that he can afford to rent a room at the nearby Motel 6 as the Cubs won't allow him to stay in the room of his lover, Anthony Rizzo. Last night Kris Bryant ordered a deep dish pepperoni pizza and requested that Steve Bartman be the delivery boy. When Bartman arrived in his rusty Geo Metro, Kris answered his door whiling wearing an old pair of tighty-whitey underwear which were probably white years ago but have since become disclored with yellow ppe stains in the front and brown doo-doo stains in the back! Kris thanked Bartman for the pizza and when Bartman said that Kris owed $13.57 for the pizza delivery, Kris pulled a $10 bill and then four $1 bills out of his ass-crack. Each of the bills had doo-doo stains on it! Bartman then took the money back to his car and sniffed them before driving off |
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Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Tue, 27 Mar 2018 01:48:05 GMT
These stories are all super erotic! I wonder if Steve Bartman will continue solely dating Anthony Rizzo or if he will become a concubine for the Cubs team, catering to the penis and ass needs of each player? I for one hope Anthony and Bartman remain a couple who occasionally allow Kris Bryant in on their hot sexcapades! |
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Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Thu, 15 Mar 2018 10:08:28 GMT
Steve Bartman was Anthony Rizzo’s first in the Cubs spring training clubhouse on Tuesday. They have had a torrid love affair for the past year and were heavily making out in the locker room. When Kris Bryant saw this, he got really turned on and striped naked. Kris said he wanted to get in on the action and Rizzo replied that it was a good idea as he also stripped naked. Steve Bartman was so excited to have all of the hot naked beefcake standing around him! Anthony and Kris then each pressed their bare asses against Steve Bartman’s face and simultaneously ripped ass! Bartman was so excited that he quickly took off his clothes and then Anthony started giving Bartman some hard anal sex! Kris stepped in front of Bartman and positioned his ass inches from Bartman’s face and then ripped a loud wet fart! Bartman loved it so much he started moaning while vigorously masturbating! Kris ripped another smelly fart which turned Bartman on so much he immediately orgasmed!!! Bartman then gave Kris a reach-around while eating out Kris’s ass as Anthony Rizzo continued pounding away at Bartman’s anus until Kris and Anthony Rizzo climaxed at the same time! Bartman May be the good- luck charm for the Cubs in 2018!!! |
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Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Mon, 12 Mar 2018 10:07:06 GMT
Does Anthony Rizzo give Kris a reach-around during anal sex? |
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Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Mon, 12 Mar 2018 06:01:20 GMT
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Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Sun, 11 Mar 2018 08:11:03 GMT
Go back to the Lakers, Kris Bryant. You were only good at basketball. |
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Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Sat, 10 Mar 2018 06:54:24 GMT
I met Kris Brant a couple months ago when I visited Las Vegas with my family. For some reason Kris Bryant was staying at the same Motel 6 as we were. I'm not sure why he was staying there, as he must be a multi-millionaire by now. I saw him in the lobby when we checked in and he was wearing his Cubs uniform and even his game cleats! It was really strange as the season had ended months earlier. As far as I can tell, he wears his uniform in the off-season because he has an enormous need for attention. On our second night in Vegas, my family went to see Carrot Top at the Luxor. Afterwards, my family came back home and my wife and I put our kids to bed and then went downstairs to get into the hotel's hot tub. However, when we got downstairs to the lobby, we saw that the hot tub was full - Kris Bryant was sitting in there with a young man who was in a Taco Bell uniform. The guy probably worked at the Taco Bell a couple blocks away. So my wife and I were about to get into the hot tub when we realized that there were some items floating in the water. Upon closer inspection, we discovered that there were feces floating in the water mere inches from Kris Bryant's face! Also, I realized that Kris was giving the young man in the hot tub a hand job under the water! When Kris saw us gawking, he waved hello before pulling down the young man's shorts and started having anal sex with the guy right in front of us while singing "Go, Cubs, Go!" Kris then jizzed into the hot tub before getting out of the water. As he started climbing out of the water, he ripped a loud fart right into the face of the young man who was in the hot tub with him! Kris then told the guy that he was permitted to smell the fart! Kris continued climbing out of the hot tub and then wrapped a towel around his waist. He walked over and then gave me an autographed baseball card which he pulled out of his swim trucks! The card had been laminated to protect it from water! |
