There is a fantastic
forum for gay fans of comedian Carrot Top. This forum was created and is administered by an Australian man who goes by the name "Clunt." Clunt claims to be disabled and addicted to pain killers and that his primary source of income is advertising revenue from his Carrot Top forum. Here are some great gay fantasies I wrote about Clunt:
"Clunt Ends Up in a Wheelchair" recap
« Thread Started on Jun 3, 2008, 12:09pm »
Clunt, remember when you used to have full use of your legs? Remember how you were a great runner in high school? Remember when you won the 400-meter dash at the Koala Championship high school meet during your senior year of high school? Remember when you won with a time of 46.53 seconds? Remember when you were offered a track and field scholarship to the University of Sydney? Remember when you walked into your principal’s office at Wallaby High School to tell Principal Goldberg about the scholarship? Remember how Principal Goldberg was gay and you interrupted him while he was jerking off to surveillance photos he had taken of a recent high school wrestling match? Remember how mad Principal Goldberg was at you for interrupting his jerk-off session? Remember when you said, “Zoinks! What’s going on? I wanted to tell you that I won a scholarship to the University of Sydney!” Remember when Principal Goldberg stood up and said “That’s great, mate!” Remember how Principal Goldberg’s pants were off and he kept masturbating and shot a huge load into your eyes, temporarily blinding you? Remember when Principal Goldberg kicked you in the junk and you fell over? Remember when a couple aborigines emerged from under Principal Goldberg’s desk, where they had apparently been hiding while licking the principal’s nuts when you walked into the office? Remember when the aborigines started stomping on your legs and then smashed you kneecaps with cricket bats? Remember when you screamed in pain and Principal Goldberg shoved his cock in your mouth to shut you up? Remember when Principal Goldberg’s pet koala bear climbed out of its cage and started clawing at your face with its sharp claws, drawing blood? Remember when the aborigines took turns doing you up the ass and then continued to stomp on your legs until the bones in your legs had snapped in numerous locations? Remember when Principal Goldberg shut his man milk down your throat and then threw you out of his office and down the stairs? Remember how you lost all use of your legs and the scholarship offer to the University of Sydney was withdrawn? Remember how you have been in a wheelchair every since and are now addicted to painkillers? You sure got screwed over that time!
"Clunt has a bad day" recap
« Thread Started on May 25, 2008, 7:03am »
Hey Clunt, remember that time when someone knocked on your trailer door and you rolled over in your wheelchair to see who it was? Remember when you looked through the peep hole in your door and saw a person at the door that looked like Carrot Top? Remember when you opened the door because you assumed that your favorite comedian had come to congratulate you on the success of the Carrot Top Forum? Remember when you opened the door and realized that the person at the door was not Carrot Top, but instead was OhioFaggot wearing a Carrot Top mask? Remember when OhioFaggot rushed into your trailer, followed by Rocco, Assfister, Fagbusters, Gay4Screech, Starships1, James Amos, Miguel (the Mexican dishwasher that used to work with James Amos), and me? Remember when James Amos said, “Hey bitch, I’m sick of Internet dating. I’m backed up bitch, and now James Amos is gonna get his!” Remember when Miguel tipped over your wheelchair and you fell out onto the floor? Remember when Miguel tore off your sweatpants and started having unprotected buttsex with you? Remember when James Amos started violently teabagging you? Remember when Assfister pulled down his Zubaz pants and sprayed your chest with a nice thick coat of diarrhea?
Remember when Fagbusters said, “Homosexuality is the tool of the devil!” and then dropped his pants and pissed on your chest, writing his name on the diarrhea shit canvas on your chest? Remember when James Amos was tossing off while teabagging you and then stood up and shot his cum on your chest while he said, “Yeah! Take that load, bitch!” Remember when Rocco and I started whipping you in the nuts with car antennas that we ripped off of the rusty abandoned cars we encountered in your trailer park? Remember how much that turned you on as your hairless beanbag started to turn black and blue? Remember when Miguel blew a load up your ass and called you a “faggot!” Remember when Gay4Screech sat on your face and made you toss his salad and then shit into your mouth? Remember when Rocco and I picked you up and started spit-roasting you? Remember how we both blew massive loads and cum was dripping out of your mouth and ass at this point?
Remember when OhioFaggot and Starships said that you were a “Dirty Aussie” and then pissed on you to clean you up a bit? Remember how the humiliation of this violent attack turned you on and made you pop a boner? Remember when Miguel whipped your hard baby cock with a car antenna, causing you to simultaneously cry and blow your load? Remember when you rolled over as everyone got up to leave and saw the real Carrot Top, i.e., Scott Thompson, standing on the roof of the trailer next door? Remember how Carrot Top was jerking off? Remember when you also saw washed up prop comic Gallagher having sex with a little hole in a watermelon? Remember when Carrot Top shot his load and Gallagher caught it on the tip of his tongue for two points? The Carrot Top Forum gang really got you good that time!
Pearl Gray's visit to a Carrot Top show
« Thread Started on Apr 19, 2008, 4:59am »
Remember that time when Pearl Gray went to see a Carrot Top show in Las Vegas? Remember how turned on Pearl Gray felt as he saw Carrot Top's hilarious props, including those props he literally pulled out of his ass at the end of the show? Remember how Pearl Gray waited to see Carrot Top in the alley behind the Las Vegas strip McDonald's after the show? Remember how he waited in line behind two dirty and diseased bums who apparently lived in the dumpster in the alley? Remember how the bums were really horny and wanted to have gay sex with Carrot Top? Remember how Pearl Gray dropped his pants and started jerking it when someone who looked like Carrot Top showed up and let the bums do him up the ass? Remember how Pearl Gray was so focused on the bums making passionate homosexual love to the guy who kind of looked like Carrot Top, that he didn't notice the two rabid dogs that were charging down the alley toward him? Remember how the dogs were Bananas and Marlon, Boni's rabid rottweiller dogs? Remember how Bananas and Marlon were also gay and sexually repressed? Remmeber how they pounced on Pearl Gray and started spitroasting him? Remember how Bananas kept scratching Pearl Gray's bird chest while Pearl Gray sucked off Bananas? Remember when Boni took a dump on Pearl Gray's stomach and then kicked him in the junk? Remember when Boni, Bananas, Marlon, and the two bums all got up and left, leaving Pearl Gray sitting in a puddle of blood and semen? Pearl Gray sure learned about Carrot Top's comedy act that time!
