As many of you are aware, Dustin Diamond is down on his luck and supposedly currently works as an unpaid bathroom attendant handing out paper towels and offering breath mints to random men who have just expelled the contents of their bowels and urinated at men's rooms. But apparently there is another rumor floating around the Internet which says that Diamond had a brief relationship with Joe Exotic a few years ago!
Diamond was looking at YouTube videos back in 2015 when he discovered the JoeExoticTV channel and started looking at the videos of Joe Exotic discussing his daily life at the zoo and complaining about "Fuckin' Bitch" Carole Baskin.
Diamond likes animals and immediately fell in love with Joe Exotic's sexy mullet and decided he had to meet the man. So Diamond hopped on a Greyhound bus and managed to eventually make his way down to Wynnewood, Oklahoma where he went to Joe Exotic's Greater Wynnewood Exotic Animal Park. Once he arrived, Diamond was so hungry that he ate one of the zoo's homemade pizzas filled with ingredients taken from expired food dumped into the dumpster behind the local Wal-Mart.
Diamond then went to use the bathroom and ran into the Joe Exotic at the urinal next to his! Diamond introduced himself as "Screech" from "Saved By The Bell" and said he was a big fan and loved the pizza he had just eaten. Joe Exotic replied that he had never seen "Saved By The Bell" but was glad that he liked the pizza. Diamond then went into the animal park and enjoyed looking at the animals and loved it when one of the lions peed on him!
At around 8PM that night, the zoo closed and Diamond left along with the other visitors that day. Diamond did not have a place to stay, so he decided to sleep on the side of the road next to a family of raccoons he had seen on his way in. In the middle of the night, Diamond snuck into Exotic Joe's trailer and attempted to wake him up by rubbing his balls in Exotic Joe's face! Exotic Joe woke up and was none too pleased by Diamond's transgression!
Joe Exotic pulled out his pistol and hit Diamond in the face with it and then kicked him out of the trailer! Then Joe Exotic pulled down Diamond's Zubaz and started butt-slamming him in front of a tiger enclosure while several workers at the park watched while smoking crystal meth! Joe Exotic suddenly roared like a lion while blowing his load into Diamond's brownpipe! Joe Exotic proceeded to kick Diamond out of the park, accused him of being a spy for Carole Baskin! Joe Exotic sure taught Diamond a lesson that time!
