Diamond and Belding never married, but Belding does have some visitation rights. Here is a picture of Belding and Zoinks Diamond. Notice how Zoinks has a curly Jew-fro, just like Dustin Diamond! Zoinks sometimes goes by his middle name, Brian.
Wednesday, August 20, 2008
Dustin's Son, Zoinks Diamond
Dustin Diamond has supposedly borne at least one son. I heard that Mr. Belding deposited his potent seed in Diamond's butthole and impregnated Diamond with a butt-baby. Diamond thought he was taking a shit a few months later, but his butt baby popped out! Diamond named his son Zoinks after his catchphrase on Saved By The Bell: The New Class.
Diamond and Belding never married, but Belding does have some visitation rights. Here is a picture of Belding and Zoinks Diamond. Notice how Zoinks has a curly Jew-fro, just like Dustin Diamond! Zoinks sometimes goes by his middle name, Brian.
Diamond and Belding never married, but Belding does have some visitation rights. Here is a picture of Belding and Zoinks Diamond. Notice how Zoinks has a curly Jew-fro, just like Dustin Diamond! Zoinks sometimes goes by his middle name, Brian.
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