Hey Brandon, I hear there's a Barnyard Commandos themed dumpster orgy party starting tonight at 6 behind the taco bell on e. 4th & Prater way - Let's Go!!!
Nelson, yes, let’s go! Will there be any lovable Downers partaking? I haven’t been to one is awhile/ the last one was a Coronavirus-themed dumpster party where there were several gay guys dressed up as Screech. But that was before the real Screech died, so I’m not sure chow people will be dressed now.
Recently the best buds were sitting around watching VH1 greatest artists and prince came on. At that the big bopper got up ungainly and span around before touching his crotch and saying ‘he-he’ because that’s how prince did it. Corky loved this and then they both started reminiscing about their music careers, the great queercore festivals of the past, when mr b debuted his big bopper persona and corkys wild past as singer of the band. Corky then thought it would be a great idea to kick out some jams and see if they could get anything going so he called over the twins for a super serious session to perhaps record a new single and album and go tour like before. He couldn’t find ARod anywhere though.
The day after, the twins turned up in an old gremlin and were both looking cool in shades and leather jackets, whilst corky turned up wearing his life goes on baseball coat and mr b came in a wig and Levi’s jumpsuit that barely concealed his gut and huge penis - he had no pants on so you could see his helmet through the cloth and a wet patch where the cheesy smeg was.this certainly created a tense, steamy atmosphere inside the studio!
They decided to cut another version of ‘ob la di, ob la da, with both mr b and corky tackling the verse. As usual corky missed his cues and the words, and the big bopper was so busy stuffing his face with Cheetos, he could only quack out the bass notes from his bare arsehole.
At the end of the song Mr B and Corky loved it and ran off to find A Rod but couldn’t find him.as they returned, they found the twins had gone and stolen all A Rod furniture and expensive ornaments, and even corkys priceless leather jacket and baseball cap.
The cork was furious and went on the chase, and unfortunately for the twins, they decided to make a detour in the portaloos on the drive and compare cocks, but the big bopper saw them go in and went over to attack them. They then pushed over the portaloos hoping to smoke the twins out and as they fell over went to confront them.
However, it turned out that A Rod had been in the house all along and had crawled in the sceptic tank hoping to get a peek of mr B and the twins packages and get a nice diarrhoea or piss spray! He was covered in dookie and was crawling around on all fours in a state of ecstasy begging for ‘some more of that Mississippi mud pie the twins were baking’ which got corky furious. He forgot about the twins stealing off him and really gave it to a rod in the ass as the twins screeched off in their car.
A Rod sure learnt the hard way not to hide from corky that time!
Ass Hawk, it always makes me laugh when Mr. Belding wears clothes which are several sizes too small. He weighs close to 400 lbs yet wears clothes which are more suited for a 300 lb fat guy and thinks nobody will notice.
He also is so addicted to junk foot that he cannot refrain from stuffing his face with Cheetos for half an hour so they can record a version of the theme song? They should just record one of Mr. Belding’s infamous 25-second wet farts!
Anus, you raise an interesting and incisive point. However, do you think the twins would actually records their instruments over the sound of the wet farts? I’m concerned they might spend those 25 seconds stealing something valuable instead?
Anus, jealous much? Everyone knows that Belding has always been at the height of fashion. his polyester principle suit is iconic, so are his red shorts and undersized t shirts he wore whilst lifting weights in the bayside locker rooms. Same with his tight sports….spor…sp…urgggghhh! I just lost a load thinking about it - his tight sportswear he had on his tandem bike with screech.
Combine that with corkys tight white slacks, then A Rod is obviously living in his dreamland. Think about it?
I find it appalling that A Rod lurked in the house being a deviant while Corky and Mr. B were rocking out. Had he been a normal human A Rod may have caught the evil twins before they could rob he and Corky. I can’t blame Corky or Mr. B as they were in the midst of rocking out big time. Mr. B playing bass with his ass, while downing a bag of Cheetos is so damn erotic! Had A Rod been there there would have been no need to go find him, allowing time for the twins to loot the place. I hope A Rod made sure to replace Corky’s leather jacket and hat. I can’t believe how cool that scene sounds, with Corky and Belding strutting around playing amazing tunes, while letting their songs and assholes hang out. It would be so cool if they get it together and hit the road on a nationwide tour. I could see them playing truck stops, and rest areas across the US. A Rod needs to get on this and rent them a crew, equipment, and a massive luxury tour bus! Just imagine if the side of the tour bus had Corky and the Big Bopper on the side their dongs hanging out!
My twin brother, John, and I have fun with super-stud, Corky. Corky rips farts in our faces while we each lick Corky’s soiled diaper. We do this during the X-Rated version of our stage show in order to raise money for ‘tard charities.
Joe, have you ever dated corky? Weren’t their rumours about you caging him and feeding him hot dogs? Is it also true that you recently caged Steven Seagal and he is now one of your band members?
Joe you have a nerve showing your face! You still haven’t apologised about that time you were performing at one of your buddy shows and you changed the words of ob la di ob la da to ‘in a couple of years there will be a home sweet home, with a couple of TARDS FUCKING in the yard of corky and screech jones’ if that wasn’t bad enough we then had to witness you thrust your erections towards the crowd at the end of that verse.is that an example you want to set?
It’s not often you see a middle aged man introduce himself by boasting about licking soiled diapers! You sure are one deranged fruit. I guess you mean soiled by dookie as well as piss too?
Corky has a gigantic dong - it is shocking and somewhat mesmerizing. I once walked into a men’s room and Corky was walking backwards from a urinal trying to see how far away he could stand while still getting his stream of urine into the urinal. I could not believe how big his dong was, so I went and told John. We would encourage him to stand several feet from the urinals while peeing and told him it made him look cool. In reality, John and I wanted to have a mental image of his cock to think about later during a mutual jerk off session. We later tricked him into joining a band to play for ‘tards. We haven’t dated Corky per se, although we have tricked him into giving us his soiled diapers and letting us watch him shower. Corky’s still learning how to shower as he shits in the shower about a third of the time.
Joe, can you comment on the allegations that you kept Corky in a cage during your touring days and fed him raw hotdogs and gummy bears as “payment”? Buddy, that seems pretty shitty!
Rok, I never kept Corky in a cage. Although Corky was somewhat like a pet to John and me, we wouldn’t even lock a dog in a cage. But Corky is a ‘tard who isn’t potty trained, so I have heard stories about his parents locking him up in a cage when they were going to be away from their house and they couldn’t find a sitter. I don’t disparage his parents for this because they were afraid Corky would go dookie on the couch or somewhere in his bedroom, such as in his closet or sock drawer.
Rok , joe is being modest. I used to be his roadie and he used to tie corky up in between shows and feed him hot dogs through the bars. He even used to have a trailer behind his Buick which transported corky from show to show. It was hilarious driving next to them on the highway and seeing a confused corky in the cage riding along.
Hey Joe, remember that time you played the buddy walk for the first time and did that cover of D12s ‘purple hills? Remember for a laugh when you let corky sing the full version of bonnie Tyler’s ‘total eclipse of the heart’ to listen to him trying to hit the high notes!
Remember how studly he was, but you were sad because you knew you couldn’t tame him forever? Remember when you then turned to a life of crime to make up for it?
Bert, thank you for stepping in and confirming that long rumored abuse of Corky. When one hears recent stories of the twins coming by and not only robbing A Rod but stealing Corky’s leather jacket, it’s impossible to believe they were nice to Corky when he toured with them. I for one hope that talked about backyard tag team wrestling match between the Twins and Belding/Corky comes to fruition, although I’m certain the twins will be cheating constantly. I’ve been hearing rumors that Mr. B has nearly created a fart that knocks people out cold upon impact. Once he perfects that the twins may be in real trouble!
Wow, rok I remember when that all kicked off! All the guys at the dumpster parties were picking sides and re-dramatising the online call out videos between the twins and the best buds, with predictable hardcore anal results!
Is it true that Mountain Dew were hoping to sponsor the ring and had found a trailer park willing to host this event?
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Did A-Rod flop around on the floor like a fish out of water while jizzing himself after sniffing Corky's ass?
Yes, and he also went diarrhea all over the floor.
Hey Brandon, I hear there's a Barnyard Commandos themed dumpster orgy party starting tonight at 6 behind the taco bell on e. 4th & Prater way - Let's Go!!!
Nelson, yes, let’s go! Will there be any lovable Downers partaking? I haven’t been to one is awhile/ the last one was a Coronavirus-themed dumpster party where there were several gay guys dressed up as Screech. But that was before the real Screech died, so I’m not sure chow people will be dressed now.
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Recently the best buds were sitting around watching VH1 greatest artists and prince came on. At that the big bopper got up ungainly and span around before touching his crotch and saying ‘he-he’ because that’s how prince did it. Corky loved this and then they both started reminiscing about their music careers, the great queercore festivals of the past, when mr b debuted his big bopper persona and corkys wild past as singer of the band. Corky then thought it would be a great idea to kick out some jams and see if they could get anything going so he called over the twins for a super serious session to perhaps record a new single and album and go tour like before. He couldn’t find ARod anywhere though.
The day after, the twins turned up in an old gremlin and were both looking cool in shades and leather jackets, whilst corky turned up wearing his life goes on baseball coat and mr b came in a wig and Levi’s jumpsuit that barely concealed his gut and huge penis - he had no pants on so you could see his helmet through the cloth and a wet patch where the cheesy smeg was.this certainly created a tense, steamy atmosphere inside the studio!
They decided to cut another version of ‘ob la di, ob la da, with both mr b and corky tackling the verse. As usual corky missed his cues and the words, and the big bopper was so busy stuffing his face with Cheetos, he could only quack out the bass notes from his bare arsehole.
At the end of the song Mr B and Corky loved it and ran off to find A Rod but couldn’t find him.as they returned, they found the twins had gone and stolen all A Rod furniture and expensive ornaments, and even corkys priceless leather jacket and baseball cap.
The cork was furious and went on the chase, and unfortunately for the twins, they decided to make a detour in the portaloos on the drive and compare cocks, but the big bopper saw them go in and went over to attack them. They then pushed over the portaloos hoping to smoke the twins out and as they fell over went to confront them.
However, it turned out that A Rod had been in the house all along and had crawled in the sceptic tank hoping to get a peek of mr B and the twins packages and get a nice diarrhoea or piss spray! He was covered in dookie and was crawling around on all fours in a state of ecstasy begging for ‘some more of that Mississippi mud pie the twins were baking’ which got corky furious. He forgot about the twins stealing off him and really gave it to a rod in the ass as the twins screeched off in their car.
A Rod sure learnt the hard way not to hide from corky that time!
Ass Hawk, it always makes me laugh when Mr. Belding wears clothes which are several sizes too small. He weighs close to 400 lbs yet wears clothes which are more suited for a 300 lb fat guy and thinks nobody will notice.
He also is so addicted to junk foot that he cannot refrain from stuffing his face with Cheetos for half an hour so they can record a version of the theme song? They should just record one of Mr. Belding’s infamous 25-second wet farts!
Anus, you raise an interesting and incisive point. However, do you think the twins would actually records their instruments over the sound of the wet farts? I’m concerned they might spend those 25 seconds stealing something valuable instead?
Anus, jealous much? Everyone knows that Belding has always been at the height of fashion. his polyester principle suit is iconic, so are his red shorts and undersized t shirts he wore whilst lifting weights in the bayside locker rooms. Same with his tight sports….spor…sp…urgggghhh! I just lost a load thinking about it - his tight sportswear he had on his tandem bike with screech.
Combine that with corkys tight white slacks, then A Rod is obviously living in his dreamland. Think about it?
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Oh my god I’m so following this thread @antonyrizzo69, you seen these messages?
I find it appalling that A Rod lurked in the house being a deviant while Corky and Mr. B were rocking out. Had he been a normal human A Rod may have caught the evil twins before they could rob he and Corky. I can’t blame Corky or Mr. B as they were in the midst of rocking out big time. Mr. B playing bass with his ass, while downing a bag of Cheetos is so damn erotic! Had A Rod been there there would have been no need to go find him, allowing time for the twins to loot the place. I hope A Rod made sure to replace Corky’s leather jacket and hat. I can’t believe how cool that scene sounds, with Corky and Belding strutting around playing amazing tunes, while letting their songs and assholes hang out. It would be so cool if they get it together and hit the road on a nationwide tour. I could see them playing truck stops, and rest areas across the US. A Rod needs to get on this and rent them a crew, equipment, and a massive luxury tour bus! Just imagine if the side of the tour bus had Corky and the Big Bopper on the side their dongs hanging out!
My twin brother, John, and I have fun with super-stud, Corky. Corky rips farts in our faces while we each lick Corky’s soiled diaper. We do this during the X-Rated version of our stage show in order to raise money for ‘tard charities.
Joe, have you ever dated corky? Weren’t their rumours about you caging him and feeding him hot dogs? Is it also true that you recently caged Steven Seagal and he is now one of your band members?
Joe you have a nerve showing your face! You still haven’t apologised about that time you were performing at one of your buddy shows and you changed the words of ob la di ob la da to ‘in a couple of years there will be a home sweet home, with a couple of TARDS FUCKING in the yard of corky and screech jones’ if that wasn’t bad enough we then had to witness you thrust your erections towards the crowd at the end of that verse.is that an example you want to set?
Apologise!
Damn joe, You really spice this board up!
It’s not often you see a middle aged man introduce himself by boasting about licking soiled diapers! You sure are one deranged fruit. I guess you mean soiled by dookie as well as piss too?
Corky has a gigantic dong - it is shocking and somewhat mesmerizing. I once walked into a men’s room and Corky was walking backwards from a urinal trying to see how far away he could stand while still getting his stream of urine into the urinal. I could not believe how big his dong was, so I went and told John. We would encourage him to stand several feet from the urinals while peeing and told him it made him look cool. In reality, John and I wanted to have a mental image of his cock to think about later during a mutual jerk off session. We later tricked him into joining a band to play for ‘tards. We haven’t dated Corky per se, although we have tricked him into giving us his soiled diapers and letting us watch him shower. Corky’s still learning how to shower as he shits in the shower about a third of the time.
Joe, can you comment on the allegations that you kept Corky in a cage during your touring days and fed him raw hotdogs and gummy bears as “payment”? Buddy, that seems pretty shitty!
Rok, I never kept Corky in a cage. Although Corky was somewhat like a pet to John and me, we wouldn’t even lock a dog in a cage. But Corky is a ‘tard who isn’t potty trained, so I have heard stories about his parents locking him up in a cage when they were going to be away from their house and they couldn’t find a sitter. I don’t disparage his parents for this because they were afraid Corky would go dookie on the couch or somewhere in his bedroom, such as in his closet or sock drawer.
Rok , joe is being modest. I used to be his roadie and he used to tie corky up in between shows and feed him hot dogs through the bars. He even used to have a trailer behind his Buick which transported corky from show to show. It was hilarious driving next to them on the highway and seeing a confused corky in the cage riding along.
Hey Joe, remember that time you played the buddy walk for the first time and did that cover of D12s ‘purple hills? Remember for a laugh when you let corky sing the full version of bonnie Tyler’s ‘total eclipse of the heart’ to listen to him trying to hit the high notes!
Remember how studly he was, but you were sad because you knew you couldn’t tame him forever? Remember when you then turned to a life of crime to make up for it?
You sure hated A Rod coming along, didnt you?
…And Kurt, when you do your next picture, can you make sure you REALLY zoom in on corkys bubble butt? I want to see some raw VPL with my cornflakes….
Bert, thank you for stepping in and confirming that long rumored abuse of Corky. When one hears recent stories of the twins coming by and not only robbing A Rod but stealing Corky’s leather jacket, it’s impossible to believe they were nice to Corky when he toured with them. I for one hope that talked about backyard tag team wrestling match between the Twins and Belding/Corky comes to fruition, although I’m certain the twins will be cheating constantly. I’ve been hearing rumors that Mr. B has nearly created a fart that knocks people out cold upon impact. Once he perfects that the twins may be in real trouble!
Wow, rok I remember when that all kicked off! All the guys at the dumpster parties were picking sides and re-dramatising the online call out videos between the twins and the best buds, with predictable hardcore anal results!
Is it true that Mountain Dew were hoping to sponsor the ring and had found a trailer park willing to host this event?
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