Drop Trap to Catch Screech

There are rumors that Screech faked his own death in 2021 in an effort to evade his creditors and that he has been living off the grid deep in the woods of the Pacific Northwest for the past several years.  According to the rumors, Screech was living with a family of clan of Sasquatches until recently, when Screech was kicked out of the group for harassing the Sasquatches.  

Several posters claim that bounty hunters hired by Screech's creditors have been tracking Screech for the past several months.  The bounty hunters intend to trap Screech and turn him in for a reward.  Will the bounty hunters employ the drop trap like the one shown below for trapping wild animals?  The drop trap below has a bowl of food as bait, although one of AC Slater's old sweaty wrestling singlets might be a better bait for Screech!

Gay Leapfrog Game?

I found this hot story posted in another forum:

I live in Los Angeles and took my car for a drive through MacArthur Park over the weekend. That park is notorious for the homeless bums and vagrants who live there, but it is reasonably safe to drive past during the daytime. As I drove around the park, I saw two gay guys who were in the nude and were doing some type of leapfrog game where they would take turns jumping up and leaping over each other. I also realized that they would rip loud farts during this exercise and seemed to time their farts to be released at the moment they finished a leapfrog and their bare ass was right in the face of the other! It was really strange and neither of them were wearing any type of mask. After doing several leapfrogs, they both ran up to a homeless man who appeared to be trying to sleep and they each ripped ass in his face! I know that Los Angeles is gay-friendly, but this was far too extreme and dangerous in the time of the Coronavirus.

Important Anthony Rizzo Equation

Anthony Rizzo is the first baseman on the Chicago Cubs and one of the best young players in the game. He has finished fourth in the National League MVP vote for the past two seasons. He is apparently also well-known for his pepperoni farts which he reportedly occasionally rips in the face of the catcher on an opposing team in order to gain an advantage when he is in the batter's box!

Here is an important Anthony Rizzo equation:

Just a Reminder...

This is a great pic of the infamous Randy Constan!

Does Dustin Diamond masturbate to granny porn?

I found this nice photo and heard a rumor that Diamond might enjoy rubbing one out while perusing this granny porn.  Does anyone know whether there is any truth to this rumor?

Gay men at the urinal

I found some hot pictures of a random dude staring at another guy taking a piss at a urinal.  These pictures show what typically happen at highway rest stops where a large percentage of gay men meet for unprotected sex.

Look at how happy the guy on the left appears to be as he stares at the guy on the right taking a piss.  I bet they had hot anal sex after these photos were taken!

 Here is another photo where the buddies of the guy on the right cheer him on as he takes a huge piss!

Did Screech steal Slater's dirty underwear?

I found this photograph of what appears to be A.C. Slater's soiled underwear which were swiped from his locker at Bayside after wrestling practice.  Slater must have eaten at Taco Bell and ripped several wet farts, as his underwear looks really dirty!  I bet that Screech rubbed this dirty skidmark-encrusted underwear on his face while rubbing one out!

The Movietickets.com Guy

I have seen Movietickets.com commercials several times over the past couple years while I was out at the theatres. My favorite commercial is the one with the guy with the enormous poofy jew-fro! I think it would be really cool of Diamond and the Movietickets.com guy had a swordfight to determine who is the master of the jew-fros!

Construction Sign

Here's a sign I'd like Diamond to see on his way to work: