Dustin Diamond would apparently occasionally post in the dustindiamond.com guestbook. The posts were typically rants where he would complain usually about Max Goldberg, but he actually complained about me one time! Here is a tribute to posts written under the name "Dustin Diamond" in the dustindiamond.com guestbook.
| 01st June 2007 - 10:05:34 PM |
| 82295 : The REAL Dustin Diamond, no bullshit |
| Hey guys. Listen, I'm going to lay it right on the line for ya: I need my asshole filled and I need it filled NOW. No questions asked. Yeah that's right, the D-man is a straight-up cock craver. So, if you are studly guy with 10 inches plus and you are in the Port Washington area, stop by my house any time (all the locals know which house is mine, just ask someone), knock on the door 3 TIMES and shout the magic word ZOINKS through the mail slot. Then insert your erect penis into the mail slot so that I may gauge your length and girth. If it is agreeable I shall gently lick the head, at which point you may withdraw and then wait for 5 minutes to give me a chance to change into my assless zubaz and to create the right atmos. Then I'll let you in. I am willing to pay precisely 20 DOLLARS for this service, no more. Any takers? Trust the dust, ~D |
06th March 2005 - 12:26:40 PM
12637 : Dustin\'s official response
SUCK MY HAIRY JEW-BALLS, YOU CUM-SPELUNKERS
29th November 2004 - 02:09:12 PM
11395 : The Real, REAL Dustin Diamond
GOLDBERG YOU MOTHERFUCKER, YOUR DAYS AND THOSE OF YOUR FILTHY ANAL AMIGOS ARE NUMBERED. NOT ONLY IS MY PHALANX OF LAWYERS WORKING ON RECLAIMING DUSTINDIAMOND.COM FOR THE FORCES OF JUSTICE, BUT THEY ARE ALSO MAKING CONSIDERABLE PROGRESS TOWARDS SUING EVERY SINGLE GAY AND LESBIAN IN THE COUNTRY FOR DEFAMATION OF CHARACTER. PLUS, MY NEW SITE TRUSTTHEDUST.COM WILL SOON BE AND IS GOING TO BLOW THIS MOTHERFUCKING PIECE OF SHIT OUT OF THE WATER. THEN WE'LL SEE WHO'S LAUGHING, CHUCKLEFUCK.
19th November 2004 - 07:43:23 PM
11175 : The Real, REAL Dustin Diamond
GOLDBERG YOU FUCKING FAGGOT, YOU AND YOUR QUEER COMRADES HAVE CROSSED THE LINE ONCE TOO OFTEN, AND NOW YOU'RE GONNA PAY. NOT ONLY AM I GOING TO RECLAIM THIS WEBSITE FOR THE FORCES OF JUSTICE AND TURN IT INTO A HAVEN OF SELF-WORSHIP, BUT ALSO MY LAWYERS ARE STARTING PROCEEDINGS TO SUE EVERY SINGLE GAY MAN IN THE COUNTRY FOR DEFAMATION OF CHARACTER. THEN WE'LL SEE WHO'S FUCKING LAUGHING.
IT'S MOTHERFUCKING ZERO HOUR, BITCH. KEEP LOOKING OVER YOUR SHOULDER.
09th May 2004 - 08:12:39 PM
7416 : Dustin Diamond
Hi Kurt
How about I take a dump in YOUR mouth, asshole. Expect a letter from my lawyer, soon.
Dustin
30th April 2004 - 09:52:21 AM
7281 : Dustin Diamond
You guys think you are funny huh? Talking about me jugging cum and getting cleveland steamers.
Im not gay!!!!!! I fucked Dennis Haskins many times but that was on the down low, I also jerked off once while watching Mario Lopez getting his mullet permed but that really isnt gay either.
31st December 2003 - 08:30:07 PM
6059 : D. Diamond
Hey true fans. this is actually me the REAL Dustin diamond. I am fed up with this FRAUD of a website. who ever lives in new york go here and end this pain in my butt
domain: dustindiamond.com
status: production
owner: Max Goldberg
email: max@tnug.com
address: 847A Second Avenue 302
city: New York
state: New York
postal-code: 10017
country: US
admin-c: max@tnug.com#0
tech-c: max@tnug.com#0
billing-c: max@tnug.com#0
nserver: auth1.ns.sargasso.net
nserver: auth2.ns.sargasso.net
nserver: auth3.ns.sargasso.net
registrar: JORE-1
created: 2001-07-06 00:11:12 UTC JORE-1
modified: 2003-09-15 12:08:47 UTC JORE-1
expires: 2006-07-05 18:10:50 UTC
source: joker.com
31st December 2003 - 12:05:01 AM
6044 : Same as the last post
And really,by the way - this is the first ever site I've been to where a new post pops up every MINUTE. I mean can you say "no lifes"? Although I'm doing the same thing this moment,in fact probably within a minute I wanted to express my perspective on the stupidity of the posts instead of giving my two cents on my two best friends! You must be kidding me if you didn't know what that meant,coming from naysayers like you. What a disgrace. Let this be my Last Message Ever here at this board.
30th December 2003 - 11:57:43 PM
6043 : Mr.Diamond himself
HA. joke's on all of you. Only ONE WORD can sum up what I think of this so-called "official" site. May I present you the word - FRAUD. FRAUD. FRAUD. FRAUD!! If you wanna impersonate someone,do it with more class. The "post" button here almost had me falling off my chair. It's "Post" or if you're going for exclaimation marks,it's "post!!!!" not "psot!!!1"
27th August 2003 - 03:17:50 PM
4691 : Dustin Diamond
Why don't you people ASK me if I'm gay instead of asking strangers who don't know me? I love my fans, but damn.... SOme of you people are so stupid that you give humans a bad name. If we could just weed you morons out and remove your reproductive organs, the average IQ level of the world (along with avg income since most stupid people are trailer trash type) would increase significantly. So do us all a favor... Look up into the sky with your mouth open on a rainy day and drown yourselves you moronic turkeys.
18th August 2003 - 10:35:55 AM
4341 : Dustin Diamond
Hey people i'm really pissed off today, you guys are telling me i'm gay well i got something to say to you, your the gay ones so look who's talkin now, sorry for you true fans out there!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11
13th August 2003 - 10:24:22 AM
4231 : Dustin's corrected statement
I am ashamed to post on this hole of a site, but i feel it is my duty.
As you all know, it is illegal to inhabit a domain name of a celebrity for reasons of profit, by abusing that persons good name- ie 'cybersquatting'. Lamers on here who are jealous of me will be sad to hear that this site is being shut down. There is also a possibility of legal action against the owner if our demands are not met.
Real fans of me should not waste their time here, go to
http://www.dustindiamond.net
This is a genuine site where you can find info on me.
All the lowlifes without the balls to post under their real names, if you were one tenth as succesful as me you might be in a position to critize, but you are not. I realize this site was set up to hurt my feelings, but it has failed. I laughed at how pathetic it is. I have been on television, and have regular sex with beautiful girls whom i do not pay. You are all nerds who need to get a life, or you will never be devirginized and will die of AIDS. Think i'm joking?
12th August 2003 - 04:46:59 PM
4196 : Dustin Diamond
sorry to real fans. anyone who posted non-lame posts, like john below, you were not included in the nerd statement.
But please do not waste your time here, this site is fake.
12th August 2003 - 04:45:10 PM
4195 : Dustin Diamond
hello everyone. I am ashamed to post on this whore hole of a site, but i feel it is my duty. As you all know, it is illegal to inhabit a domain name of a celebrity for reasons of profit, by abusing that persons good name- ie 'cybersquatting'. Lamers on here who are jealous of me will be sad to hear that this site is being shut down. There is also a possibility of legal action against the owner if our demands are not met.
Real fans of me should not waste their time here, go to
http://www.dustindiamond.net
This is a genuine site where you can find info on me.
'Chachi', 'Ham Span' and all the other lowlifes without the ballards to post under their real names, if you were one tenth as succesful as me you might be in a position to critise, but you are not. I realise this site was set up to hurt my feelings, but it has failed. I laughed at how pathetic it is. I have been on television, and have regular sex with beautiful girls whom i do not pay. You are all nerds who need to get a life, or you will die virgin
15th March 2003 - 08:37:11 AM
1902 : Dustin
I think i'm gonna call my lawyer about this, this website WILL close!
12th April 2002 - 01:55:23 PM
924 : Dustin Diamond
What's up people, Screech here again. Please don't fill up my message board with stupid messages. If you're not going to say anything useful or nice, then don't write ANYTHING AT ALL. This includes you people who put messages with just your name. If you think you're a tough guy and want to insult me, then at least be brave enough to put your email address on here so I can respond. Mine is screech@dustindiamond.com if you want to say anything to me. And for the people making comments about my nose, I really dont care. I was born like this and I don't mind if my nose is a little large and crooked. Adios amigos.
