Showing posts with label Mike Napoli Sucks Forum. Show all posts
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Thursday, May 02, 2019

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Mike Napoli Sucks Forum

Discussion forum for Mike Napoli's anti-fans (Texas, MLB). Does he suck? Please do not post inappropriate comments, this is a friendly forum for fans. If you see inappropriate comments, then please report them by clicking the report abuse link aside the comment. Comments you post may require a paid membership to delete.



Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Tue, 09 Apr 2019 21:48:39 GMT
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Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Tue, 09 Apr 2019 21:48:32 GMT
This site has no information on it. It’s just a bunch of people jerking off online and calling each other fags and niggers

Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Thu, 10 Aug 2017 07:01:12 GMT 
I can confirm Rook's story. I have run into Mike twice at rest stops. Both times were during the offseason and he was there for a shift or two. He really tounged an ass like a champ, but his handjobs aren't of high quality.

Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Mon, 07 Aug 2017 20:06:43 GMT 
Stop it. Omg. Mike Your friends are sick. Lmao

Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Mon, 07 Aug 2017 08:33:05 GMT
I met Mike last year at a rest stop. I was sitting on a toilet in a stall expelling the contents of my bowels when I cut a loud fart. The next thing I knew someone was knocking on the stall door asking if he could share my toilet seat. I looked through a crack near the door hinge and saw that it was a large man wearing an Indians uniform. I thought it was strange until he said that he was professional baseball player Mike Napoli and that he was going to be late for a game unless I helped him out. So I said it was ok if he gave me an autograph. So he walked in and sat down next to me on the toilet and started ripping some heinous farts! I hadn't flushed the toilet since I sprayed diarrhea, so it was full of feces. Mike proceeded to release some diarrhea of his own into the toilet and then reached over and started touching my cock. I'm not gay, but it felt really good and then Mike started sucking me off. I came within seconds! Mike then thanked me and walked out and left. He didn't even bother to flush the toilet, wipe his ass, or even wash his hands! He also forgot to give me an autograph! Although he's not the cleanest person, I have to say that I will always cherish our moment together for as long as I live!

Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Sat, 01 Jul 2017 19:30:40 GMT 
Fat loser!!!! You blo!!!

Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Sat, 01 Jul 2017 19:27:39 GMT 
Really? My grandma can get a hit off that bum Holland. Napoli you fat sob please retire!!!! Bum!!!!

Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Sat, 01 Jul 2017 19:26:44 GMT
Fat Fok POS!!!! You suck so bad!!! 2 k's 5 stranded vs Derek holland?Teally?

Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Tue, 30 May 2017 14:22:32 GMT
31% strikeout ratio, under .200 batting average, why did Rangers let Mitch Mooreland go to sign this slug form$5M more per year?

Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Sat, 06 May 2017 21:44:53 GMT 
HEY Rangers can you release NAPOLI please SMFH

Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Fri, 28 Apr 2017 06:20:53 GMT
Mike needs to stop fantasizing about sucking cocks and focus on hitting before he finds himself released

Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Thu, 27 Apr 2017 22:51:07 GMT
This bum is only hitting .150! I want to sit on his face and drop ass!!

Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Tue, 11 Apr 2017 04:28:17 GMT 
He should retire - he sucks now

Anonymous (Veteran) wrote on Tue, 28 Feb 2017 01:13:43 GMT 
Has Mike gone on any nude cruises this off season?

Anonymous (Veteran) wrote on Fri, 17 Feb 2017 14:51:24 GMT
Is Mike into watersports? I would love to use his head as a urinal!

Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Wed, 15 Feb 2017 04:02:06 GMT
Hi! I am quite interested in some unprotected anal sex with Mike. Is he really a bug chaser? Can someone elaborate? Thank you and happy Valentine's day!!

Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Wed, 01 Feb 2017 06:41:43 GMT
Mike wasn't a bug chaser back then. Instead, he was just a horny homosexual young man. He would jerk off several times a day at that camp and also licked a few other sweaty assholes during that magical week!

Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Tue, 31 Jan 2017 08:19:26 GMT 
Below comment is messed up. Was Mike a bug chaser back then?

Anonymous (Veteran) wrote on Fri, 27 Jan 2017 22:47:55 GMT
I met Mike at wrestling camp back in the summer of 1996. We were both 14 years old and were partners on the mat. Mike would wear his wrestling singlet without any underwear underneath. I swear he had a boner the entire time! After the third day I said he need to put on some underwear, as his pre-cum was soaking the crotch of his singlet. He then smiled, yanked down my wrestling singlet and started licking my sweaty asshole! He gave me a reach-around while doing this - I'm not gay, but I climaxed within a minute or so. He serviced my penis and ass needs a few more times before wrestling camp ended. I hadn't heard from him in years and very surprised and happy for him when I heard that he had become a professional baseball player. Good for him!

Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Thu, 29 Dec 2016 20:46:17 GMT
What would you call Mike Napoli if he were in a wheelchair?
- RollAids

Anonymous (Veteran) wrote on Thu, 29 Dec 2016 04:04:18 GMT 
Is Mike really gay? He sure seems to be into male buttholes!

Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Wed, 28 Dec 2016 21:49:47 GMT 
Anybody hear if Mike received "the gift" that keeps on giving for Christmas? The one he'd been chasing? Anyone positive he got it?

Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Wed, 28 Dec 2016 21:46:44 GMT 
of the*

Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Wed, 28 Dec 2016 21:46:33 GMT
I'm f**king sick and tired with sexual sickos on here!

Anonymous (Veteran) wrote on Sun, 13 Nov 2016 19:29:54 GMT
Napoli reminds me of Corky from Life Goes On

Anonymous (Veteran) wrote on Sun, 13 Nov 2016 18:06:41 GMT 
Mike feels that becoming HIV+ or getting the SuperAIDS will really give him a boost and speed up his bat swing. Since MLB hasn't banned HIV Mike feels this is a solid choice to improve his game.

Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Thu, 03 Nov 2016 21:42:44 GMT
gross! u ppl are sick! and so is napoli if this is tru!

Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Wed, 02 Nov 2016 23:09:59 GMT 
LOL @ pic of the guy celebrating with HIV virus behind him hahahahahahaha, but f***ed up

Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Wed, 02 Nov 2016 23:08:48 GMT
I'm not overly familiar with how bugchasing works but I'm assuming he'd try to be on the receiving end of raw anal, from black men, with internal combustion. Anyone that knows more about it correct me if I'm wrong

Anonymous (Veteran) wrote on Wed, 02 Nov 2016 20:07:37 GMT 
This is the guy who likes to have raw anal sex with black women at parties?

Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Wed, 02 Nov 2016 11:59:24 GMT 
....bugchasing??? why would anybody do that....????

Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Sun, 30 Oct 2016 00:16:20 GMT

Reply-to:Um, what the heck is a bug chaser ???? Lol

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bugchasing

Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Wed, 26 Oct 2016 18:26:30 GMT 
I am "Patient Zero" for a new strain of Super-AIDS. Mike, please contact me for unprotected anal sex so that you can enjoy the fame from having this gay disease!

Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Fri, 07 Oct 2016 03:18:07 GMT 
this guy is a bug chaser? lol. no surprise

Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Fri, 30 Sep 2016 06:09:05 GMT 
Mike is asking for trouble playing the bug chasing game. My former lover Dustin played that and wound up diseased and retarded.

Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Thu, 29 Sep 2016 02:50:35 GMT 
Confirmed bug chaser. So SO disturbing. Oh my :(
- former fan

Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on  Wed, 28 Sep 2016 20:41:21 GMT 
I totally would've had penetrative anal sex with Mike until it's recently come out that he's a bug chaser. No chance now. I might know someone who has the bug he seeks though, and would be more than happy to deposit it into his mouth or deep inside his queer anus