I recently discovered this video on YouTube entitled "Life Goes On - The Best Of Corky." This video includes clips of some of Corky's memorable scenes. Apparently Corky drove a Driver's Ed car into a dumpster on two different occasions for some reason!
Some of the comments to this video are gold, such as those shown below:
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Corky showed off his quick temper in that video. He's only gotten angrier with age, as A-Rod's anus is well-aware!
I wanna gently cradle corkies head in my crotch and then seal his eyes shut with my gonad-glue.
It would have been cool if Mr. Horton had played a coach on Life Goes On. He and the Corkster could have teamed up to get even with Corky’s bully, Russo. Mr. Horton would take Corky under his wing and teach him valuable life lessons such as how to trick someone into drinking excessive amounts of wine and consuming lots of pills to knock out a victim. Mr. Horton would then reach Corky how to go to town on his victim’s anus without the victim even being aware of it when the victim came back to! Mr. Horton would have been a valuable asset and Corky’s best friend and mentor.
The comments show how much viewers appreciate Corky’s antics. Corky terrorizing his town and family was easily the best part of the show. He fired guns off, burned down numerous buildings, drove cars into dumpsters, shit everywhere, gambled, drank booze, and attacked anyone who got in his way. It’s insane that there were talks of a reboot that didn’t include Corky. Corky was the show. My personal favorites were always when Corky would shit in the kitchen sink, and his father would beat him with a belt. That always turned into Corky beating his father unmercifully, before viciously pounding his anus!
Butch, Life Goes On showed the world how lovable ‘tards can be. Watching the episode where Corky’s dad gave him a gun and then Corky tried to shoot someone was hilarious! At age 17, Corky wore a diaper because he hadn’t been potty trained and yet his dad still gave him a gun to play with - that episode contained comic genius. And whomever decided to allow a ‘tard to take Driver’s Ed should also be commended! Same with the person who wrote the episode where Corky burned down the family restaurant after playing with the burners on a high powered stove.
My understanding is that the reboot is still happening and will focus on Corky’s boring sister. Who is going to watch that crap unless Corky stops by regularly or at least makes constant prank calls where he farts in the phone?
Lately Corky has been angry because he remembered how much he likes guns and how much fun he’s had with them. He told A Rod he needed to get a pistol and a machine gun so he could shoot at burglars and anything else that annoyed him. A Rod told Corky machine guns were illegal and he didn’t think a ‘tard like Corky should own a gun. At this Mr. B lifted his leg and ripped a 12 second wet fart in disgust of A Rod’s comments. Corky then said he’d be fine with a handgun to start as he’d had lots of practice shooting at people with handguns. A Rod said Corky shooting off a gun on TV wasn’t the same as it didn’t have real bullets, but in real life it would and someone could get hurt. Corky said he knew what a gun did, then belted A Rod in the face and told him he better hope no one attacked he and his best friend while A Rod refused to get him a gun. He then viciously ass raped A Rod while Mr. B drank a 3 liter of Mountain Dew, then belched the star spangled banner! I for one believe Corky would be a responsible gun owner who would stick to his word and only fire his gun at intruders and people who annoyed him. I’m hopeful A Rod changes his mind.
Ass Breath, you are correct. No one will watch that garbage. It will likely be some woke trash with Becca married to the black guy Corky shot at. Now it would be funny if Corky lived with them and constantly called him the N word while firing off a gun randomly, and regularly shitting in their kitchen sink and blaming it on the family dog. Corky’s parents could come by and try and teach Corky to drive, as he wouldn’t have yet passed his drivers license test. This would allow for further hysterics as Corky could weekly crash their car into random things like trees, dumpster, and small children. The laugh track could roar at this and fearful of a beating Corky’s parents would be encouraging and tell him he was doing better and was a good boy. That’s the kind of show I’d watch. I also think Mr. Belding should be involved. Maybe as their next doors neighbor and Corky’s best friend. Imagine the shenanigans they would pull off!
Butch, I would definitely watch a reboot focused on Corky’s antics! Would Corky still be a student at the high school or perhaps he graduated but now works there as a janitor? He dated another ‘tard on the original series, but it would be great if he frequented hookers or was in a relationship with a dork with a giant hook nose and massive Jew-fro who would be a Screech-like character. Corky would give that guy rough anal and would shit in his Jew-fro constantly.
Jesus Christ I lost some serious loads to the Corkster over the years. My favorite episode is when the teacher caught him cutting out rodney dangerfield's head and gluing them over nude geriatric men engaged in raunchy situations in a water logged gay porn (mag was named "The Golden Years") mag he found on the railroad tracks. His parents would constantly catch the Corkster jerking off to an old VHS tape of Rodney Dangerfield on Johnny Carson. He would nutt in everyone's socks and put them back in the sock drawers.
Jeeez anon, I am going to have to go rub one out while holding back a massive log. That is so hot! I still have my giant poster of the corkster on my wall with a giant dildo suction cupped to the crotch!
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