"Is it normal to loudly fart in my apartment when people are in the hallway?" - post from Isitnormal.com

Here is a screen cap from my submission to isitnormal.com  in which I asked, "Is it normal to loudly fart in my apartment when people are in the hallway?"

 

"Fart By Mail" Greeting Cards

I recently discovered that there are greeting cards being sold by a company entitled, "Fart By Mail."  Apparently, customers can purchase a greeting card which emits a fart sound when opened and which also smells like ass!  This is a great idea and when Corky finds out about it, he is going to throw A-Rod a beating for missing out on this business opportunity.

Here are a couple videos posted on the Fart By Mail website:

 

Audio Clip of Infamous "Battle At Thunderblow: The Great Crepitation Contest of 1946"

This is a clip of an apparently infamous farting competition entitled "Battle At Thunderblow: The Great Crepitation Contest of 1946."  This was released on record in 1947 and was one of the first big hits on the fart scene. 

  

This clip was remade in the 1970s by Gene Tracy, a former truck driver who performed stand-up at truck stops across the United States in the 1970s. 

Tribute to Dustin Diamond's Guestbook Posts on Dustindiamond.com

Dustin Diamond would apparently occasionally post in the dustindiamond.com guestbook.  The posts were typically rants where he would complain usually about Max Goldberg, but he actually complained about me one time!  Here is a tribute to posts written under the name "Dustin Diamond" in the dustindiamond.com guestbook.

Tribute to dustindiamond.com

 Here is a nice tribute to dustindiamond.com!

Tribute Scene to Screech in the Saved By The Bell Reboot Series

The Peacock Network released the second season of the horrible Saved By The Bell reboot series.  Here is a tribute to Screech which was included in the first episode of the second season.  Slater, Jessie, Lisa, Zack, and Kelly gathered at a booth at The Max to reminisce about Screech.  Surprisingly, Mr. Belding is missing from this clip.  I would have enjoyed it if Mr. Belding had suddenly walked out of the men's room and over to the booth and then either belched or ripped a ridiculously loud fart!

Photo of A-Rod in his Office

Here is a nice photo of A-Rod sitting in his office.  There is a photo of the love of his life, Corky, on the desk behind him!

Screech & Mr. Belding on a Tandem Bike

Dustin "Screech" Diamond was taken from us on February 1, 2021.  Here is a nice GIF image showing Screech and Mr. Belding in an infamous homoerotic scene where they paraded around Paris, France on a tandem bicycle.  Screech and Mr. Belding appear to be deeply in love here.

Picture of J-Lo and Corky at a Charity Benefit

 This is a nice picture of Corky and J-Lo on a date at some type of charity benefit from last year.  A-Rod ran into the pair and was devastated to see J-Lo had cheated on him with a superior man, the lovable Corky!!!

Dustin Diamond Spotted at Cornell?

There was a recent news article about a Cornell professor who had a tantrum because two students were not wearing Covid masks in his Oceanography class.  The professor described one of the offending students as having a "fairly prominent hooked nose."  That description sounds a lot like Dustin Diamond!

Cornell professor’s threat to fail maskless ‘hook-nosed’ student causes backlash 

By Doree Lewak 

Published Nov. 1, 2021 Updated Nov. 1, 2021, 8:44 p.m. ET 

One climate-obsessed professor is finding himself in hot water after an email he wrote surfaced online.  

But it’s not the ocean levels that are causing him the most agita: It’s maskless students.  

Bruce Monger, a Cornell University professor in the Department of Earth and Atmospheric Sciences, apparently sent out a mass email in an attempt to ID two students in a recent Introductory Oceanography class who weren’t wearing their masks — so he can fail them. 

“I wanted to ask you for your help in identifying two ocean students who were photographed with their masks off during the ocean class last Friday,” Monger wrote in the memo that was first obtained by the Twitter handle “Libs of TikTok.” “They were sitting next to each other in the balcony’s front row of seating.”  

The professor, a 20-year veteran of Cornell and a senior lecturer in oceanography, continued with vivid physical descriptions of the students. 

“One student is a male with red hair and a fairly prominent hooked nose,” wrote Monger. “His hair was pretty long (just below the bottom of his ears) and is pretty thick and wavy. He was wearing a blue sweatshirt and was eating something at the time.” 

He then proceeded to physically size up student offender No. 2.  

“The other student is a male who was sitting to the left of the red head. He has short brown hair maybe 1 – 1/2 to 2 inches in length and small [sic] a nose. He wore a grey hoodie sweatshirt. He spent the whole lecture with his mask down around his chin.”  

Monger closed the rant hoping someone will out the students so he can punish their infractions. 

“If/when I find the identity of these two students, I will be failing them both for the semester as promised I would in class last Wednesday.”  

Cornell has a mandate for all students to be vaccinated and an indoor mask mandate for faculty, staff and students, according to a statement addressing the controversy sent to The Post. 

“Dr. Bruce Monger … regularly advised his students of the mask requirement, noting potential consequences for failing to comply,” the statement read.  

The school addressed the offensive physical descriptions in Monger’s email plea, noting that he “described the students’ physical characteristics in ways that do not reflect Cornell values. Dr. Monger has since acknowledged that his approach to dealing with unmasked students in class was not handled in an appropriate manner.”

Picture of A-Rod Sniffing Corky's Ass!

Here is a hot picture of A-Rod sniffing Corky's ass!  A-Rod caught a glimpse of Corky's bubble butt and couldn't help himself!!

Video of Corky Dancing

Corky has been attempting a comeback in Hollywood and recently released this nice video of himself dancing!

Tribute to Screech at the 2021 Emmy Awards

 There was a tribute to Dustin "Screech" Diamond at the 2021 Emmy Awards.  Hollywood legends such as Ned Beatty, Larry King, Christopher Plummer, Alex Trebek, Hal Holbrook, Chrales Grodin, Norm MacDonald, and Dustin Diamond were honored. The Emmy Award producers obviously are huge fans of Diamond as they used the best picture of him that they could find!  Here are some screen caps from the video tribute:

Nice Picture of Corky's Plane Crash

 Here is a nice picture of a plane crash which happened when Corky was piloting the airplane.  Corky blamed the crash on A-Rod, alleging that A-Rod touched his "pee-pee," causing the crash!!!

The Fart Scene from "Major Payne"

 Here is a nice clip of a fart scene from the 1995 comedy, "Major Payne."  This clip reminds me of Mr. Belding and all of the times he ripped farts in Screech's face!