There was a tribute to Dustin "Screech" Diamond at the 2021 Emmy Awards. Hollywood legends such as Ned Beatty, Larry King, Christopher Plummer, Alex Trebek, Hal Holbrook, Chrales Grodin, Norm MacDonald, and Dustin Diamond were honored. The Emmy Award producers obviously are huge fans of Diamond as they used the best picture of him that they could find! Here are some screen caps from the video tribute:
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I watched this and it was so emotional, however, I do find it in poor taste that the DeMasi twins decided to turn up in blackface to play over the montage. It is 2021 for gods sake!
I was furious to see so many beloved stars have their night marred by them honoring that gargoyle! When they showed him many people almost vomited. I noticed many men excused themselves while sporting erections and headed out the rear doors into an alley full of dumpsters. I had no idea what they were doing, but I did here some loud buttslamming and a few yelps of. “Zoinks”. Just appalling.
Famous celebrity, I don’t know who you are but I am guessing you have had significant cosmetic surgery and are a flame haired comedian? Anyway, is it true that the live audience were subjected to a slew of loud and necessary farts when screech came on screen, which stank up the air?!
Today Corky was chatting with A Rod and grew annoyed as A Rod declared he was one of the best baseball players ever. Corky ripped a fart, then said he was better then A Rod, and if he hadn’t gone into acting he likely would have taken A Rod’s spot in the majors, and A Rod should thank him for not doing so. A Rod asked him what the hell he was talking about and Corky said when he was a kid he played a lot of tee-ball and he was a superstar. He also claimed that hitting off a tee is way harder then hitting from a pitcher. He said his bubble butt gives him the perfect anchor so he had a very powerful swing. He then demonstrated it and knocked a picture frame off a stand. Corky then said when his team needed a homer he would wind up and rip a fart as he swung, giving him a turbo boost. He demonstrated this, and ripped a really wet fart, along with some dookie, and while doing so knocked a tv off the wall. Mr. B enjoyed this and let loose a 4 second belch in support. A Rod said hitting off a tee as a child was nothing like trying to hit a 97mph fastball, and that Corky had almost no coordination. This really riled Corky up, and it looked like an ass raping was about to ensue. Mr. B then chimes in and said he was also as good as A Rod as during SBTB the cast and crew had weekly co- Ed softball games. He said not only did he hit many home runs. But he once ass slammed Screech while pitching a no hitter! This cheered up Corky who asked how many no hitters A Rod had, and A Rod had to admit he had none, but then whined that there was no proof of that happening and it was only co-Ed softball. This enraged Corky who said A Rod was accusing his best buddy of lying! He then punched A Rod in the mouth, then dropped his pants and diaper, bent over, and let loose a shit spray. He then clotheslined A Rod who fell to the floor with his head close to Mr. B’s chair. Mr. B leaned his ass off the chair and ripped a 14 second fart right in A Rod’s face. A Rod began convulsing instantly from the stench of the fart and Corky grew even further enraged calling A Rod a perverted freak who was cheating on him with his best friends fart. He then flipped A Rod over and buttslammed him while Mr. B ripped a few more 6-8 second farts in A Rod’s face. After jizzing all over A Rod Corky said he and Mr. B should go get some snacks and call the baseball hall of fame to tell them how much of a loser A Rod is.
Biff that is absolutely vile of A Rod and very short memory of him too. Everyone in the Q community knows that the best, and rowdiest clutch moment on the plate ever committed to video is at 2:11 - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OO8mlYGdrjU
Just that swing alone though *drool* would you agree that this is now conclusive proof that corky was better than A Rod?
Biff, A-Rod should have known better than to question Mr. Belding’s veracity. Although Mr. Belding is morbidly obese now, he wasn’t always like this. In the late 80s/early 90s, Mr. Belding was on the co-Ed softball team because they had pizza parties after every game and he thought it would be a good way to meet women. Although he frequently raped Screech in Port-a-potties in between innings, he doesn’t consider this to be homosexual behavior since he wasn’t penetrated, whereas Screech was the gay one in these encounters.
A-Rod is obviously jealous of the great friendship that Corky had with Mr. Belding!
Ballwhipper. The organisers didn’t even know the twins would black up, they went out looking as they do, then as soon as the show went on air and they turned around and looked like that!
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My lover Dudley and I visited A-Roid’s house over the summer so we could hang out with our good friends Corky and Mr. Belding. While there we all took numerous bike rides and on two occasions I had to put my bicycle repair skills to work fixing A-Roid and Corky’s tandem bike. I submitted an invoice to A-Roid for my services and he scoffed as if it were a joke. It is not a joke. I spent my entire life learning those bike repair skills. Dudley and I are counting on that money to get through the winter. We are both on fixed incomes. If anyone in here can help make A-Roid cough up it would be appreciated. I don’t want to bother my good friends Mr. B or Corky as Corky would likely become enraged. I just don’t want my buddies dealing with stress because that deadbeat doesn’t pay his bicycle repair bills.
Mr. Horton, A-Rod is a cheap bastard! You were born in 1932 and are now 89 years young! Despite your age, you and your boyfriend Dudley are still going strong and have been passionate lovers for the past 40 years, starting when Dudley was just 8 years old. Mr. Drummond, the creepy adoptive father of your best friend, Arnold, set you up and sent you to the clink for a few years in the mid-1980s, but you have held no grudges. But A-Rod stiffing you on your bicycle repairs is just plain unacceptable! You and Dudley should spit-roast A-Rod and rip ass in his face to teach him a lesson!
Over the weekend, Corky was leafing through his belongings when he came across some of the items he had accumulated in high school. He found an old Wheaties box where his image was on the front of the box and grabbed it to show A-rod. Corky ran to the den and asked A-Rod whether he had ever been on a Wheaties box. A-Rod replied that he had not. Corky then said that he had and obviously he has been recognized for being such a superior athlete back then. A-Rod asked to see the box and then told Corky that he seems to get dumber every day and that the only things he had going for him were his monster dong and his juicy bubble butt.
A-Rod pointed out that the image of Corky was merely a Polaroid photo someone had taken and taped to the front of the box. Corky responded, that he was still recognized for being a top athlete. A-Rod asked Corky what the hell he was talking about and pointed out that Corky wasn't even on any sports teams in high school and that the closest thing he did to an athletic competition was when he competed in some stupid Special Olympics competition! A-Rod also noted that Corky was standing in the lunch room with an overflowing diaper in the Polaroid and that obviously someone took the photo and taped it to a Wheaties box to make fun of Corky. Corky was really angry by this point and decided to teach A-rod a lesson by viciously ass-raping him!!!
This is Larry, the air traffic controller from Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania. A few months ago, Corky’s airplane notoriously crashed when A-Rod grabbed the massive dong of the pilot, Corky. I want to let everyone know that A-Rod has been loitering in the men’s room at the airport for the past several weeks. I saw him at the food court the other day stuffing his face with a greasy slice of pizza from Sbarra. However, most of his time has been spent in the men’s room pretending to be an unpaid bathroom attendant! I want everyone to know that we don’t have any bathroom attendants in the Pittsburgh airport, whether unpaid or paid. He’s obviously just doing this to hang around random strangers who are peeing are urinals and taking massive smelly dumps in the bathroom stalls! Someone needs to let Corky know about this, as I doubt that Corky would be happy knowing that A-Rod is at the airport instead of at his home servicing Corky’s constant penis and ass needs.
Stink, A Rod is a cretin. Corky was so happy thinking he’d truly been on a Wheaties box. And that jacksss A Rod had to ruin it. I hope Corky tore A Rod’s anus once again during that ass raping.
Larry, I bet A Rod is pretending to be broadcasting baseball games, knowing Corky and Mr. B never watch the games as they are boring and stupid. Instead A Rod is actually flying to Pittsburgh to lurk in the bathroom leering at dudes pissing and taking dumps. He is one deranged freak. Sooner or later he will slip up and Corky will catch him! Then Corky will teach him a violent lesson.
A couple days ago, Corky came up with a brilliant idea for a dating show for people with Down Syndrome. Corky ran to tell A-Rod about his idea and asked him to contact the head of NBC to get this show on tv. A-Rod replied that it was another stupid idea and that Corky should talk less and let A-Rod fondle his massive dong and bubble butt instead. Corky got angry and said that A-Rod never helped him. Mr. Belding expelled an 8-second Cool Ranch Dorito belch to show his support. A-Rod then informed Corky that nobody wanted to watch a bunch of retards dating and that the only vaguely interesting part of the show would be to see which contestant would be the first to overflow with diaper with doodoo. Corky yelled that obviously it wouldn’t be two Down Syndrome people dating each other than that instead, it would be a regular person dating someone with Down Syndrome. Corky also said that he thought he could score with some hot women on the show instead of spending his money on hookers! A-Rod asked why the hell would a regular woman want to have sex with Corky. Corky replied that he would be wearing skin tight Spandex pants which show off his massive dong! Rod then asked why a gay retard like Corky would want to date women and that wouldn’t he prefer the company of fit former professional athletes? Corky then said that he wasn’t gay, but A-Rod was! Corky then ass-raped A-Rod to teach him to respect Corky and his brilliant ideas!!
Today I was watching the spice channel when a teaser of the life goes on reboot came on. I thought it strange it would debut on such a saucy channel, and was taken aback that the plot had not moved on since 1992 and a 50 year old corky was still playing a high school kid! It opened by saying this ‘is an extra special’ episode and the plot ce termed on corky being the alpha male in the school, despite wearing a hat with a propellor on it.
There was a new kid, played by A Rod who was captain of the football and baseball teams and could bench press his own body weight. However, corky went straight up to him and started slapping him around in the criteria and then dropped trou before unleashing a violent diarrhoea spray!
Things really hotted up when mr Belding came on as the headmaster and said ‘hey hey what’s going on here!’ Before unleashing a monstrous 25 seconds fart!
The teaser the panned to an 80s suburban streets ape with a guy in a skateboard and a really horny version of ‘obla di obla da’ which seemed to have been sung by corky with rearranged lyrics talking about how big his bubble butt is
Even though it only lasted 2 minutes, it sure drew me in! I have already maxed out my credit cards in getting the ‘buff stud’ package which also has the sbtb reboot shows
Ass Hawk, the “Buff Stud” package is definitely worth the cost. My roommate and I had a fantastic jerk-off session while watching the balding wrinkled Corky bully and rape A-Rod’s character. They were taking their Algebra final exam when Corky suddenly dropped his sweatpants, removed his diaper, and then ripped several wet farts in A-Rod’s face. The teacher got mad and blamed A-Rod for this disruption since Corky was just too lovable!
I know, right? I was just watching an absolutely deranged episode of the sbtb space reboot where the Big Bopper was riding around with screech on a space tandem bike before locking him in an oxygen chamber and filling it with farts!
What are you most looking forward to in the autumn schedule gay guy? I have a reminder on for the Bruce Springsteen concert tomorrow. Seems weird to be on the spice channel, but worth a watch?
Ass Hawk, the episodes where they are out in space and either A-Rod or Screech get locked in an airtight room filled with farts always make me laugh and then masturbate vigorously (in that order!)
Hey, farts are no joke man, they can be downright deadly & you are much safer just sticking w/drinking diarrhea.
Corky was eating at Taco Bell with his lover, A-Rod, and his best friend in the world, Mr. Belding, a couple days ago when they engaged in an epic belching contest. After a couple minutes of belching, A-Rod asked Corky to stop because everyone was staring and he was embarrassed. Corky was upset about A-Rod’s rude comment and was about to throw him a beating until Mr. Belding handed Corky a baggie of Cinnamon Twists and Corky forgot he was mad. Corky then explained that he just thought of a great idea for a game show. Corky said that contestants would take turns whipping A-Rod in the nuts in his “peepee” with belts until A-Rod couldn’t take it anymore. Corky also said that during a final round, the contestants would stick stuff up A-Rod’s “doodoo hole.” A-Rod replied that it was yet another stupid idea, one of Corky’s dumbest ever. A-Rod then said that no network would ever air such a show and that not much stuff would stick in his ass anyway. Mr. Belding then farted to show his support for Corky and handed Corky a shoe horn. Corky then said that obviously contestants would use the show horn to stick stuff up A-Rod’s ass! Corky then asked if A-Rod had been hit in the head with baseballs and said that now A-Rod is a dumb ‘tard. Corky then punched A-Rod in the balls and proceeded to ass-rape him. After blowing his load of diseased ‘tard semen up A-Rod’s anus, Corky then used the shoe horn to hep guide a Pringle’s van into A-Rod’s anus!!!
Last weekend Mr. B and Corky were tossing around a little nerf football in the backyard. Corky dropped most of the throws, but on one long pass from the Big Bopper he made a nice catch and did a little touchdown dance. Later that day while watching the NFL games with A Rod and Mr. B Corky said he could be a wide receiver and that he’d shown Mr. B his moves earlier that day. At this Mr. B let loose a 7 second fart in support. Corky said he might join the Tampa Bay Bucs as his favorite athlete is Tom Brady and they play in Florida. A Rod scoffed at this and said Corky is in his mid 50’s, is out of shape, had no coordination, and was playing with a tiny nerf football. This of course enraged Corky who said even in his 50’s he was a far better athlete then A Rod ever was, and he didn’t even need to cheat to become a superstar. He then got up and ran across the room. At this Mr. B lobbed the nerf football to him and Corky caught it, then crashed into a grand piano causing the top cover to collapse, while also snapping one of the piano legs. A Rod began yelling at Corky who told him he had just shown how awesome he was and if he could beat a piano he could beat anyone in the nfl. As A Rod protested about his badly damaged piano Corky came over and “spiked” the ball on A Rod’s head, then told A Rod he never supported him in anything he did and only saw a juicy bubble butt and monster dong. Mr. B let loose a 15 second belch at this. Corky then ripped off A Rod’s Yankees uniform, pile drived him, then ass raped him. The pile driver likely caused a concussion as a very incoherent A Rod tried broadcasting a baseball game Tuesday night. I think A Rod has suffered brain damage from all of Corky’s lessons. Each of which A Rod has deserved. This fine article goes over the proof of A Rod’s onset of Downs Syndrome.
https://nypost.com/2021/10/06/alex-rodriguez-picked-apart-over-bizarre-wild-card-broadcast/
Pops, Corky has pumped quite a bit of his ‘tard semen into A-Rod’s butthole recently. Is it possible that some of the ‘tard semen backed up into A-Rod’s brain and caused him to speak incoherently in a ‘tard-like manner?
Stink, I think A Rod has signs of late onset Downs Syndrome from all the ‘tard semen he’s had pumped into his anus. I also believe much like we saw with Screech the continuous blows to his head are also contributing to his mental decline. By the final season of SBTB the New Class Screech was far less intelligent then Corky is, compared to well above average “nerd” we saw in the first season.
Today I saw new episode of the SBTB reboot on the ISS. For some reason it was Halloween themed even though Halloween isn’t for 3 more weeks. In it the ISS was decorated with all kinds of crappy Halloween decorations. The Big Bopper was dressed as Fat Elvis, and Corky was dressed as Tom Brady. A Rod, who they now call Screech, just had a giant Jew Fro and hook nose, while wearing trademark Zubaz pants. Mr. B and Corky made fun of him for not wearing a costume, but being terrifyingly ugly. Even Kevin the Robot was decorated with yellow and black strings of lights. As they sat there watching some gay porn on a giant TV the doorbell kept ringing and one of them would get up and go over to their “front door” where someone would be there trick or treating. The first person was AC Slater who was dressed up as a Chili pepper. They didn’t bother explaining how he came from the moon in a costume, but whatever. The audience made that swooning sound as Slater flexed his muscles, causing A Rod to yell “Zoinks” which seemed to annoy Corky. The next doorbell ring brought a bunch of alien things that Corky claimed were friends of his. He gave them a bunch of candy, then announced it was time for them to do trick or treating. They walked out onto the surface of the moon and got in their space dune buggy and headed off. The first little house they got to had “S Bartman” on the mailbox and when they knocked on the door they heard a loud fart, then the door opened and a fecal spray covered Steve Bartman opened the door. With his lover Anthony Rizzo next to him. They were excited to see Mr. B and Corky and gave them all things to put in their pillowcases. Mr. B thanked them by belching in Bartman’s face. When they checked their bags Corky and Mr. B had gotten large candybars while A Rod had gotten a rock. At the next house the mailbox read “Horton” and Mr. Horton and Dudley answered the door. Mr. Horton dropped a few items into Corky and Mr. B’s bags, while Dudley took a KFC fueled dump in A Rod’s bag. When A Rod began to complain Corky said he was embarrassing them and he should enjoy his rock and shit log. After the door closed we could hear Mr Horton yelling to Dudley it was time for some “Neptune King of the Sea”. At the next house the mailbox read “Morris” and Zack’s Dad answered. He was in a giant cellphone and was selling 3,000 Packard Bell 486 computers to some business on Mars. He was also being sucked off by Screech’s mom. This caused A Rod to yell “Mom” and Mrs. Powers finished sucking off Zack’s Dad, then got up and told A Rod he was a disgrace to the powers name. She then came over and queefed in his face which made Mr. B and Corky laugh. Zack’s dad then gave Corky and Mr. B a bunch of candy and told A Rod the queef was his trick or treat gift. At this A Rod whined so far he’d gotten a rock, a turd, and a queef while Corky had gotten a ton of tasty candy. At this Corky lost his temper and punched A Rod in the face. He ripped off A Rod’s Zubaz pants and as some creepy Halloween music played began ass raping him. Soon Mr. B joined in and he and Mr. Morris had a cock sword fight in A Rod’s mouth. Even Mrs Powers got invited and drop kicked “Screech” in the ribs a few dozen times. She told him he was a disgrace to the Powers name and he always would be. After Corky, Mr. Morris, and Mr. B jizzed all over A Rod they left him laying in a heap on the ground while the three of them and Mrs. Powers got in the space dune buggy and went to the Max on the Moon for some burgers and shakes. Even the Max was decorated for Halloween and Max himself was dressed as Dracula and had his rather small dong hanging from his pants. After finishing off about 10 burgers Mr. B announced it had been an awesome Halloween then ripped a 17 second fart which made everyone cheer. Then the credits rolled. I have to say I really enjoyed this new ISS episode and it was awesome to see so many guest stars!
Crotchmaster, I’m glad that they are airing new ISS episodes with A-Rod playing a replacement Screech-like character! That was one hot spank-tastic episode - it was nice to see that they were celebrating Halloween on the moon. It is cool that Mr. Belding is in his 70s and Corky is in his mid-50s, yet both still dress up for Halloween and go trick-or-treating for candy. A-Rod deserved that turd, the rock, and the farts for being such an annoying loser. It would have been funny if Mr. Belding and Corky had locked A-Rod in the sealed bathroom at The Max on the moon and then kept farting through a small ventilation hole into that bathroom while A-Rod kept uttering “Zoinks” as he struggled to breathe!
A few nights ago, A-Rod was out of town to announce a baseball playoff game. Corky was left to sleep alone in A-Rod’s bed. During the night, Corky was having trouble sleeping because he felt hot. He realized that A-Rod’s bed had a mattress protector, so he removed the mattress protector and then had Mr. Belding help him out new sheets back on the bed. During the middle of the night, Corky completely filled up his diaper with dookie and urine after having eaten deep dish pizza at guzzled several large cups of Mountain Dew with Mr. Belding at a Pizza Hut. After removing his diaper and throwing it into a closet with A-Rod’s Armani suits, Corky went back to bed. During the middle of the night, Corky peed in the bed several times, releasing over a gallon of urine. Corky also went diarrhea in the bed. When A-Rod got home the next day, he noticed that his house smelled like a sewer. He initially asked Mr. Beltif he had just farted or something and Corky yelled at A-Rod for blaming his best friend for the smell. A-Rod then walked into the bedroom and noticed the mess Corky had left on the bed. He then yelled at Corky for going to the bathroom on his $5,000 mattress. Corky got mad and said it was A-Rod’s fault for having an uncomfortable mattress protector. Mr. Belding then ripped a 15-second pepperoni fart to show his support for Corky. Corky then flew into a ‘tard rage and showed A-Rod’s face in the pee stain and rubbed it on the diarrhea! Corky then ass-raped A-Rod while Mr. Belding drank a large bottle of maple syrup and then unleashed a 12-second 100-dB belch!!
Crotch, what an erotic recap! I live in the western part of Ukraine where tv channels are highly conservative and religious. For some reason, the state broadcaster allowed to show that Halloween episode as part of its ‘foreign art’ schedule, but boy did they not expect that!
Within seconds of corky getting his cock out and comparing how much smeg he had in his huge bellend with the big bopper, the show abruptly cut out, with a very stern, and obviously turned on old cleric tv presenter blaspheming western decadent tv shows and proclaiming a huge scandal in the country. I really want to see the scene where corky instructed a rod to clean his and Beldings cheesy and ripe smeg!
Anyway, it’s started a new underground scene of deranged men dressing up in Slavic versions of corky, ARod and Belding across public toilets across the land, with many many men building impromptu ‘ISS space sets out of cardboard and buttslamming and farting
On each other whilst the ARods are placed in oil drum ‘zero gravity chambers’ and getting the bum blast treatment. I am also glad to say, there are many fruity lgbtqblm+ flags flying at full mast today
By the way, I love the way that Zak’s dad managed to sell 3000 486s to Mars
The other day, Mr. Belding told Corky how much fun it was to play Skee-ball at an arcade and showed Corky a YouTube video of people playing Skee-ball. Corky was very excited to play and ran into A-Rod’s bedroom at 11pm at night, waking him him and asking A-Rod to take he and Mr. Belding to an arcade. A-Rod replied that the only arcade nearby was at a Chucky Cheese and that it was already closed for the day. Corky then asked A-Rod to lie down naked on the floor and then he and Mr. Belding would taking turns rolling tennis balls and golf balls into A-Rod’s asshole. A-Rod told Corky to shut up and let him sleep and that it was another stupid idea that only a retard like Corky would think of. Corky then flew into a trademark ‘tard rage, during which he shoved tennis balls, baseballs, and golf balls into A-Rod’s anus! A-Rod learned a powerful lesson for failing to let Corky use his anus as a Skee-ball machine that time!!
To that gay dude who said he saw a sgt. Bilko engaging in some grab ass at a dumpster party recently, I thought at first you were just spouting your usual bullshit, but something strange happened to me last night.
I clocked off from the depot and parked my truck up at nearly midnight near wrigleys field then suddenly glanced at my 1991 corky calendar and immediately got rock hard. After that I had to sample some deuce so hotfooted it into town to a Burger King I knew well and had many new twinks and old bulls who were getting into the new life goes on characters.
However, I suddenly passed into a part of town I had not been in before and didn’t recognise the street, although I know this place like the back of my cock. I became a bit unnerved as the people who were passing by didn’t look all whole, if you know what I mean, they were a bit smarter dressed, and were Caucasian…everyone knows the Chicago demographics means you will only see cholos and non whites, there were also old Buick’s going past silently and a young girl passed by me, who looked pretty but didn’t seem to have obvious features, even though she said hi in a sing song voice. There was also a poster wit Lillian Gish and Mary Pickford films on it, which seemed strange as 100 year old film stars are no longer hot news.
Anyway, I had some serious blue balls and need them whipped with a rusty car antenna! My luck was in as I peered down an alleyway behind an old fashioned looking speakeasy where I could hear the sound of farts and came across a lot of weirdly dressed dudes who were whipping the nuts of a fat guy on the floor with a telegraph pole lead. The dude on the floor had his bare ass out with a plume of diarrhoea erupting out,of it and a guy in glasses whipping him kept calling him fatty’. This dude then bent over and let another guy called ‘buster’ really give it to fatty in the bum hole and started beating off furiously. They were both thin, but looked familiar, and kept making exaggerated hand movement to heighten the drama of the scene.
Seeing this dude get his P&A needs serviced was too much so I crawled over begging to give one of them an anus tongue bath, but before I reached my hand up to busters anus I felt nothing to give him a reach around and a Russian trombone, my hand went through thin air!
The whole thing then disappeared, before I woke up on a park bench with some vagrants sweaty, fecal,chipped,bum hole on my face. A few days later, I was beating off to a gay porn documentary on the smithsonite channel when a story came up about the early gay cruising scene in the 1910s and I immediately recognised some of the deranged queers I saw the other day as buster keaton, Harold Lloyd and fatty Arbuckle!
Is it true, that the ghosts of past icons are s destined to haunt the rest stops and back alleys for eternity? Did so, is it possible we may one day come across,Wilford brimley and screech 69ing?
Geez guys, maybe I’m so fucked up i am Dreaming things?
Bumholio, that is one erotic and hot dream! I would love to be able to back to the silent film era and meet up with those deviants. I imagine Fatty Arbuckle would live up to the urban legend that he once killed a man after eating an enormous meal, ripping a 32 second fart (a record at time) in a young bucks face, then accidentally clenching his buttcheeks around his head, smothering him to death. I’ve heard that Mr. B tried doing this many times to Screech but was always thwarted by Screech’s hook nose, or greasy Jew Fro. Making getting the proper suction seal on Screech’s head nearly impossible.
Hey guys, I hope everyone enjoyed my appearance with Anthony on the SBTB reboot on the ISS! We had so much fun, as did everyone but A Rod. I don’t think he can handle not being a star like Corky is. Corky is a true professional who had to yell at A Rod many times regarding his lines (A Rod forgot to yell “ Zoinks”when Mrs. Powers queefed in his face)and for not being in the right place at the right time. A Rod was angry he wasn’t in the scene where they went to “The Max” and decided to lurk on the set so he could peer at Max with his cock hanging out. Corky of course spotted this and later on Anthony and I heard Corky really giving it to A Rod in the ass while berating him for being so unprofessional. I’m so glad my mans season is over and we are now off on a cross country tour of numerous truck stop and rest area bathrooms. We will likely spend the winter between Texas, Arizona, or New Mexico’s many fine truck stops after spending Christmas at the Iowa 80 truckstop. We’ve made that a tradition! If any of you guys see my Geo Metro stop by and say hi!
Steve, you have been such a celebrity for years now, and t was nostalgic hearing Rizzo explode a thick diarrhoea spray on you as corky knocked on the door with the cameras rolling.
I sure will stop by and say hi, although I am more than aware that you are usually pulled over by traffic cops because you are too busy getting farted on and tonguing Rizzo anus when you should be concentrating on the road and your driving!
Did you ever get to the bottom of what was going on between Rizzo and Judge?
And to that guy who saw the ghosts - that definitely poses a conundrum for the church if it’s true that our corporeal spirits turn super gay after passing on…what must heaven be like?!
Corky was on Facebook the other day and noticed that Facebook updated their app to now show Instagram loops of short videos. Corky watched a few of cats running around and of people dancing and decided that he needed to set up an Instagram account to show the world videos of him. He ran to tell A-Rod, who was in the kitchen eating a sandwich. Corky ran right up to A-Rod and belched loudly in his face to get A-Rod’s attention, causing A-Rod to yelp, “Zoinks!” Corky then ordered A-Rod to set up an Instagram account for him. Corky informed A-Rod that he could make millions of dollars from his account. A-Rod relied that it was a stupid idea and when asked Corky if he thought he was going to be some type of Instagram influencer who pitches products. Corky then spit in A-Rod’s eye and called him a dumb ass! Mr. Belding ripped a 15-second Doritos and chili-dog -fueled fart to show his support for Corky. Mr. Belding also laid his iPhone against the law and started recording video. Mr. Belding then walked over to the table as Corky slapped A-Rod in the face! Corky and Mr. Belding then each pulled down their pants, Mr. Belding also pulled down his XXL underwear which was crusted with yellow pee stains and brown dookie stains, and Corky removed his diaper. Mr. Belding and Corky proceeded to each press their bare asses against A-Rod’s face before ripping 10-second wet farts, at which point A-Rod fell backwards off his chair and started flopping around on the floor while jizzing himself in exquisite ecstasy! Corky proceeded to ass-rape A-Rod for being such a faggot! After this vicious attack Mr. Belding reached out to a former student, Maxwell Nerdstrom, who helped Corky set up an Instagram account and post short clips of the vicious beating! Corky is now a major influencer on Instagram and has a huge following within the gay community and among Yankees fans! Corky’s a genius!!
Many of you youngsters don’t know this. But Steve Bartman’s Dad attended the opening day of Disneyworld. He was just a kid with his parents. But he came up behind me and belched into my anus. Instead of wanting to go on rides that weirdo went around guzzling Coke and burping in peoples buttholes. Well, he did it to me, and I responded by ripping a massive fart in his face. The little guy fell over and squirmed around in some kind of exquisite pleasure. I knew he was going to be special. So it’s no surprise his son has turned out as the great man he is. A pepperoni fart loving gay man who lives in a Geo metro at truck stop restrooms.
Mr. Disney. It’s an honor sir. My father still tells that story daily, and it was the highlight of his life. I do believe you meant Disneyland, not Disneyworld. He speaks of that magnificent fart you ripped in his face as sending him on an odyssey I have continued myself. Searching out the smelliest and rank farts known to man, as they give me sexual pleasure. My man, Anthony Rizzo, can down multiple pepperoni deep dish pizza’s before he expels a rancid fart in my face. My Dad said that in the decades since experiencing your fart as a child he has never had the same powerful experience. He said your fart was the smelliest and most potent ever. I admire you sir. Thank you for stopping by with such kind words. I’m hopeful that Disney will soon make an movie that revolves around a baseball player and his gay lover who is the teams biggest fan. They travel around in a Geo metro. While the fan drives, the player wolfs down pizzas and rips bombs in his face. They then live at truck stops and have hot man action. Oh man I hope Disney makes this sure fire hit movie! What do you say Walt?
Maxwell Nerdstrom helped Corky set up Tik Tok and Instagram accounts. Nerdstrom also uploaded a few short videos of Corky ripping a heinous fart in A-Rod’s face while he was trying to watch a movie in his family room - A-Rod uttered “Zoinks!” and Mr. Belding belched and then laughed hysterically. Apparently it is the most popular clip on Tik Tok right now! There are many imitators who have uploaded their own short videos of someone with Downs Syndrome farting in the face of someone dressed up as A-Rod - its a trending meme!!
I just saw a “very special episode” of SBTB on the ISS. In it Corky, Mr. B and A Rod/Screech were floating around the ISS eating slices of pizza and working on experiments. During this A Rod kept coughing which really annoyed Corky who told him to cut it out or he would pummel him. A Rod said he couldn’t stop coughing and that he felt sick. He said maybe the pizza did it. This enraged Corky who said pizza couldn’t make someone sick and A Rod was an idiot. Mr. B said they should interface with NASA to get A Rod looked at. They then conferenced with Zack and Kelly back at mission control. Zack was pounding Kelly in the ass, and when told A Rod was sick he pressed a few buttons and this little robot thing came out on the ISS and went over to A rod. It ripped off his Zubaz space pants and shoved a probe in his anus. A few seconds later it beeped, then removed the probe and rolled back to its home behind some tiny door. Zack then said A Rod had tested positive for the Coronavirus and he needed to quarantine. He then went back to railing Kelly and the screen flickered off. At this Corky was apocalyptic. He accused A Rod of cheating on him and getting Covid. A Rod said that wasn’t how covid spread and he wanted to lie down. Mr. B and Corky followed him to his tiny bedroom. A Rod thanked them and said he wanted to get sleep and was sure he’d feel better. Corky said he and Mr. B would make sure he got the best treatment, and A Rod teared up thinking he had such great friends. Corky then ripped a nasty fart in A Rod’s room then closed the door. This caused A Rod to violently cough. A minute later the Big Bopper pulled down his pants, opened the door, then ripped an enormous fart. He then yelled “get well soon Screech” before slamming the door shut and locking it. He then explained to Corky that A Rod needed every fart particle he could get in his weakened state and they shouldn’t let any fart particles be filtered by their space pants. Corky loved this amazing medical explanation and as A Rod coughed up a storm and begged for no more farts Corky dropped his pants, opened the door, and ripped ass. This went on for hours with Mr. B and Corky only taking breaks to eat, sleep, take naps, and guzzle Mountain Dew. They fart forwarded two days later and A Rod’s room was filled with a brown haze, had diarrhea all over the walls, and smelled like a butthole. He was still coughing but said he felt better and begged they stop farting. Corky said no, and then let loose a fart followed by a nice diarrhea blast. Mr. B then ripped a 26 second fart then closed the door. More coughing was heard, then A Rod went silent. Corky and Mr. B then went off to watch Thundercats cartoons and eat more pizza. They talked about how awesome they were for ripping ass to comfort and cure A Rod. Then the credits rolled. I’m the middle of the credits Dr. Fauci popped up and said “Farts don’t cure Covid”. Then he ripped ass on his hand and smelled it. What a serious and topical episode! I was left wondering if A Rod was cured, or died? This episode should win an Emmy!
Crotch, I’m a huge fan of this series, but I’m also a pre-eminent theoretical physicist. As soon as I knew this ‘very special’ episode would be around science I tuned in and got turned on.
However, the experiments that these ‘astronauts’ performed were questionable and I am not sure how they aided science. One of the experiements was where corky made a volcano with fizzy Mountain Dew baja blast and baking soda, whilst the other ‘important experiment’ was creating a rocket out of a plastic soda bottle and rubber bands. Even then, they got both wrong
I’m all for getting science out there but this was ridiculous! Still, watching a topless big bopper perform these experiments and corky in tight looking loose white slacks meant I lost copious amounts!
De Grasse. What were your views on the screech tribute video at the top of this post?
It’s 2021, I was horrified when those two thugs came out in blackface with their guitars, however I know many men that loved it
Corky and Mr. Belding have been watching quite a bit of Netflix recently. Corky’s favorite new show on Netflix is “Squid Game” where contestants participate in various competitions and are killed if they lose. Corky particularly enjoyed the “Red Light, Green Light” game in the show where the contestants are permitted to move forward during a “Green Light” bit are killed for moving during a “Red Light.” Corky told A-Rod that they don’t play enough games and told A-Rod to play “Red Light, Green Light” with he and Mr. Belding. A-Rod asked whether Corky was going to kill him if he loses. Corky replied, “Of course not, IDIOT!” and then said that he and Mr. Belding would throw doo-doo at him if he moves during a “Red Light.” A-Rod finally agreed if Corky and Mr. Belding would leave him alone to watch the baseball playoffs that night.
So A-Rod, Corky, and Mr. Belding went to a park to play the game. Mr. Belding and Corky had gorged on deep dish pepperoni pizza for lunch that day and were each wearing huge diapers overflowing with feces. Mr. Belding yelled out “Green Light” and A-Rod started walking forward toward a water fountain. Mr. Belding yelled “Red Light” and A-Rod stopped walking and stood still. Mr. Belding then yelled “Green Light” and started walking forward again. Corky then forgot the rules of the game and yelled “Blue!” A-Rod kept walking and then Corky said A-Rod lost and should have stopped. Corky then grabbed handfuls of dookie from his diaper and started pelting A-Rod with them! Mr. Belding similarly began firing doodoo from his own diaper at A-Rod, nailing him repeating the face!! A-Rod then said that Corky was cheating and that he hadn’t lost. Corky got really mad at A-Rod for accusing him of cheating and then ass-raped A-Rod while Mr. Belding released a 15-second fart in support of Corky!!
Today Corky was looking at A Rod’s collection of baseball cards from throughout his career. Corky immediately told A Rod they were boring and stupid. He said in not one of the card pictures did A Rod have his dong hanging out, he wasn’t taking a dump, wasn’t belching in another players face, and wasn’t doing anything even remotely cool. When A Rod started protesting Corky said he understood why A rod didn’t want people seeing his tiny wiener, but that he still could have done some cool things instead of standing there like a moron looking stupid. A Rod said he had to do standard baseball poses and Corky had never had a baseball card so he didn’t know what he was taking about. At this Mr. B ripped a nasty 6 second fart to express his displeasure with A Rod. Corky then whipped out one of his calendars and told A Rod he’d found it under A Rod’s mattress! He said he knew A Rod had been jerking off to his hot calendar with him doing all kinds of cool poses, most his monster dong hanging out. He also said if he has chosen to be a baseball star instead of an actor he would have used the same awesome poses on his cards and A Rod was a loser and that’s why he cheated. Corky said he was confiscating his calendar as A Rod didn’t deserve it. At this Mr. B let loose a monster belch to show his support for Corky. At this A Rod began to cry and tried to say his cards were good. Corky grabbed a few cards and stuck them down the back of his diaper which was nearly overflowing with dookie. He then put them back all shit covered, before karate chopping A Rod in the throat. He accused A Rod of cheating on him with his own calendar, then ripped off A Rod’s Yankees pants before giving him some rough anal action. During this Mr. B wandered over and ripped a 12 second fart in A Rod’s face causing A Rod to moan in delight. This angered Corky who after jizzing all over A Rod donkey punched him. He then left A Rod laying on the floor, gathered up all his baseball cards, then went off with the Big Bopper to watch He Man and eat some bagel dogs. He also tossed all of A Rod’s player cards in the trash! A Rod sure learned a lesson that time!
How many of the queers who post here would pay money to watch Corky have his way sexually with A-Rod? I know that I would fork over some cash to watch Corky fart on A-Rod's tongue while receiving a rim job. It would be great if A-Rod gagged on the powerful smelly fart and then Corky got mad and strangled A-Rod with the diaper while Mr. Belding sat at on the couch a few feet away while eating a large triple layer chocolate cake and ripped farts constantly as a show of support to Corky. If anyone knows a pornographer, then please have that person set this up and get it on film for A-Rod's gay fans!
John, I am a well known pornographer. I have filmed over 3,000 gay porn movies including the vast majority of “Fright Night” legend Stephen Geoffrey’s porn flicks. I would love to get in to create an amazing film showing A Rod being manhandled and abused by lovable ‘tard Corky. I believe this could break new ground and open the door for all kinds of horny ‘tards to enter the adult video realm. I picture a scene where A Rod is forced to live in a doghouse and obey his master Corky. If he’s bad Corky teaches him lessons by sodomizing him while Dog obedience master Mr. Belding rips rancid farts in his face. I think this would be a blockbuster that may get porn back into movie theaters! I’ve always believed gay porn is best watched amongst other deranged queers. The farts, the jizz flying, creates an amazing atmosphere. Couple that with Corky railing A Rod and that theater will be covered in shit, piss, jizz, and other bodily fluids while stinking like a ripe anus! Corky and A Rod give me a call and let’s make this happen! From start to finish I could deliver this film in 3 days!
Buff, thank heavens there is someone like you out there producing the kind of gay porn that kinky homosexuals such as myself demand. That doghouse idea is fantastic and would result in many blown loads! I would also suggest including at least one scene where Corky is wearing a diaper which is overflowing with dookie and/or urine and then strangles A-Rod with the diaper while ass-raping him! It would also be hot if they went to a bowling alley and then Corky made A-Rod sit naked on a bowling pin before throwing a bowling ball at A-Rod to try to knock him over and get a “strike”!
Buff, how about going for the awards season and starting it off with a hyperbolic look back at A Rods hall of fame career and really go to town on his accomplishments and awards, then perhaps start interspersing it with his early days of dating corky and how that clashed with his sports icon lifestyle?
It would be so hot if you could start then showing his ass beatings from corky and cut it up sometimes with him at awards.
It would really show how sleazy his private life is compared to his media image!
Today Corky was gobbling down pizza and tacos with his best chum Mr. B. He quickly filled his diaper and yelled to A Rod to change it. A Rod lovingly cleaned him up, tossed his diaper in the diaper genie, and powdered Corky’s bottom. He then went to put a new diaper on Corky. Corky instantly sensed something was wrong and asked where his normal diaper brand was, telling A Rod that diaper was uncomfortable. A Rod said that because of shortages of almost everything at the grocery story he had needed to buy another brand of diaper as Corky’s regular brand was sold out. This infuriated Corky who told A Rod he was making that up and just wanted Corky to be uncomfortable. He ripped off the inferior diaper, punched A Rod in the nose, then gave him a violent ass raping. He then told A Rod he wouldn’t be wearing a diaper until A Rod got his favorite diaper brand, and instead would be leaving “treats” for A Rod all over the house. He then walked over and crapped in A Rod’s sock drawer, then pulled up his sweatpants and went off to hang out with Mr. Belding. Joe Biden’s shoddy administration sure screwed over A Rod that time!
Hi guys,
I’m confused, I saw the best buds out at a Taco Bell the other night with 2 dudes that looked like Miguel cabrera and Albert Pujols. It sure looked like a double date as corky got up to show one of the guys his bubble butt in his white slacks and I saw a hand reach out to grab it. I also heard the other mystery man congratulate Mr. B on an insanely loud fart.
I thought nothing of it, but then I saw in the news that A Rod was having trouble on his Monday night fox commentary with fans chatting ‘Cor’Ky’ insinuating they had split up?
Ass Wrench, Corky is right to hold A-Rod responsible for purchasing inferior diapers. A-Rod is well-aware of how much urine and dookie Corky produces daily and should have stocked up months ago! I hope Corky uses A-Rod’s closet and sock dresser drawer as toilets until A-Rod obtains the high-quality diapers Corky deserves.
Corky was complaining about how he has been shut out of Hollywood as they only ever wanted him for ‘tard roles. Corky told A-Rod that then next time he attends goes to church at his Jewish temple, A-Rod should ask his Jewish friends in Hollywood to cast him in some action roles. A-Rod asked Corky what the hell he was talking about and pointed out that he wasn’t Jewish and questioned how someone could possibly go to “church” at a Jewish temple. A-Rod then said that Rocky was being played on tv and that they could spoon on the couch watching it while A-Rod fondled Corky’s bubble butt and enormous dong. When the scene played where Rocky Balboa was punching a slab of beef, A-Rod said that if they do another Rocky sequel, maybe Corky could play the slab of beef on the next movie. Corky got really angry at A-Rod’s rude suggestion and his refusal to reach out to his Jewish contacts. Corky then slapped the crap of of A-Rod before viciously ass-raping him!!
Hi all, new poster here! I’m just here because someone on another forum there were pictures of two guys in blackface singing eulogies about screech. Boy was I not disappointed either!
Billy, perhaps I can shed some light on what happened. I am the usual emmy producer, but the Washington Post ran a guest editor competition and Steven seagal and Derek Jeter were joint winners. I decided to let the both produce this years show.
Anyway, as soon as they arrived in the offices they started fooling around and playing grab ass before Steven unleashed a wet fart on dereks hand and he went in a state of ecstasy huffing it before jizzing all over my new desk
Anyway, seagal said he knows all about tv because he once hosted SNL and said people would love it if the twins would black up when singing that sad song about people dying. Derek loved it and as they were guest editors, I was powerless to stop it.
Anyway, after the show, the twins came in ecstatic and said they thought it went down well and everyone agreed. As I was leaving the studio though, I saw the twins load Steven seagal into a cage and feed him hotdogs before carting him off!
I have no idea what they were going to do with him, but I think they were excited about the fact he said he could sing and liked performing. The last thing they said was ‘I want you to be the singer in our band’
El stink sister….but ARod isn’t Jewish?! Can you think of any reason why mr B and Corky think he would be now?
Wow Mario, I imagine that Steven seagal wet fart must have been quite concentrated and he must have clenched his bum cheeks like a pro to rip a hold through his leather pants, right? Did you see it happen? And what was the smell like?
Mario, Corky has a terrible memory and often forgets that A-Rod isn’t Jewish. Mr. Belding knows A-Rod isn’t Jewish, yet thinks it is funny that Corky believes that about A-Rod. Corky has thrown A-Rod many beatings because he thought A-Rod was lying to him about this.
Today Mr. B and Corky were hanging out watching Small Wonder and eating an enormous plate of quesadillas. Mr. B was dipping his in chocolate cake frosting and when A Rod came into the room he ripped a monster fart that stank up the entire room in under 5 seconds. Corky was annoyed at A Rod’s presence and asked him what he wanted, as he and his best friend were pretty busy. Corky then went dookie in his diaper and Mr. B let loose a 10 second belch. He then whipped out his monster dong and pissed on the floor. When A Rod asked Mr. B what the hell he was doing Mr. B said he had drank a lot of Mountain Dew and had to piss. Since Reggie, Jamie, and the Small Wonder were about to rob Harriet’s house before setting it on fire he said he couldn’t be bothered to go all the way to the bathroom. Corky told A Rod he was an idiot for asking his best friend such a stupid question. When A Rod said they could have paused the show Corky went bonkers saying that would have inconvenienced him, and what was he supposed to do while the show was paused? He told A Rod he was so stupid he didn’t even know how to watch TV. At this Mr. B leaned to his left and ripped a supportive 3 second fart. A Rod stated in the future they needed to pause the TV and not piss on the floor. And they also needed to clean up the area where Mr. B had pissed. He also said he was glad he had hardwood floors and not carpet. At this Corky stood up and said once again A Rod had ruined his day. He punched A Rod in the face causing him to fall to the ground. He then said he would clean up the piss with some help from A Rod. At this A Rod yelled “Zoinks”. Corky then ripped off A Rod’s Yankees uniform and began buttslamming him while maneuvering his Brillo covered head over to puddle of piss and made him use his hair to soak up the urine as he continued ass slamming him. During this Mr. B kept watching Small Wonder and eating quesadillas, it did pause to rip another 4 second wet fart right near A Rod’s head. After Corky jizzed on A Rod he told him to get the hell out so Corky and his best friend could get back to enjoying their shows. He also yelled at A Rod for making him miss some major plot points of the Small Wonder episode, and only settled down when Mr. B said he would fill him in on what he’d missed. A Rod then crawled out of the room to leave the best friends to their TV time. He sure leaned a lesson about being rude that time!
Ass Wrench, why is A-Rod such an inconsiderate jerk? He should have had a toilet installed in the middle of the family room to accommodate Corky’s best friend in the entire world, Mr. Belding! Mr. Belding is morbidly obese and would probably hurt his bladder if he tried to hold it in until an episode was over.
I’m team ARod. Why the hell doesn’t he just offer corky an ultimatum of him or MrB?
I also remember one time when I was doing some landscaping work near his mansion I overheard him get in an argument with Mr B after he said that he was playing on screeches death to get attention and stay as an unpaid guest in his house. R B went crazy and farted him up against the door before waddling off.
Also, I too have seen him lead corky astray by taking him on double dates with guys that look like Miguel cabrera and Derek Jeter.
A Rod has a monster physique too and can easily overpower an obese big bopper, so why don’t he do it?
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