The Peacock Network released the second season of the horrible Saved By The Bell reboot series. Here is a tribute to Screech which was included in the first episode of the second season. Slater, Jessie, Lisa, Zack, and Kelly gathered at a booth at The Max to reminisce about Screech. Surprisingly, Mr. Belding is missing from this clip. I would have enjoyed it if Mr. Belding had suddenly walked out of the men's room and over to the booth and then either belched or ripped a ridiculously loud fart!
Sunday, November 28, 2021
Tribute Scene to Screech in the Saved By The Bell Reboot Series
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I just discovered that Max Goldberg finally fixed a portion of the Dustindiamond.com guestbook. We cannot post, but we can view posts up through December 14, 2006.
http://www.dustindiamond.com/guest/guest.html
Damn Kurt, that is amazing that after a decade they brought back the spank material that started this revolution! Each and every page has numerous spankworthy posts! It’s so good the queer community has access to that treasure once again.
As to that tribute, I think it stank. Kevin didn’t even have his massive metal cock at full mast, and non of them mentioned any of the erotic queer antics Screech was known for. At least they showed Screech winning the Miss Bayside contest which was pretty queer. Another bug letdown was no Big Bopper. That woke show stinks like A Rod’s washing machine after he was locked in it did a day while Corky and Mr. B ripped ass into it.
What happened to Zack's face? It looks like he is wearing a clown mask!
Kelly looks like a fat pig.
I wish Mr. B would have come out of the bathroom with a giant stink wave following him. He then would have gone right over to the table and and shit in Kelly’s hair for trying to keep him off the reboot. That would have been so erotic.
Ogre, Kelly appears to have doubled in size since the original series ended. She now looks like she could be Mr. Belding’s daughter. They would do well in a father-daughter pie eating contest.
Kelly looks like she could hold her own in a belching contest. This show really needs to add ISS series staples Corky and Mr. B. It would be funny if they got A Rod to appear as the new Screech! I bet the entire gang would love ripping ass in A Rod’s face, and Kelly would likely provide a queef that would knock A Rod out, angering Corky.
Ogre, can you imagine a tag-team belching contest between teams of Mr. Belding & Kelly Kapowski vs. Corky & A-Rod. Corky would hold his own versus his best buddy, Mr. Belding. But Kelly would unleash a loud belch whereas A-Rod would release a dainty pathetic excuse for a belch. After his team loses, Corky would blame the loss in A-Rod and would the rape him as punishment while Mr. Belding jerked off at the sight and Kelly fingered herself while drinking a large chocolate shake from McDonald’s.
My son was a gargoyle in life and no one liked him. Even his stupid robot hated him. All he did was annoy people, and he learned nothing from the many lessons Mr. Belding provided him. Screech’s Dad couldn’t deal with having the gayest son on the earth and ran away with the mailman, never to be seen again. So I have a real problem with these people pretending they liked Screech! They don’t miss him at all. No one does, except Mr. Belding who is a saint, and a total beefcake with a rhinoceros penis! They didn’t even think to include myself, Elvis, and my current boyfriend Rod Belding! I ran into Zack’s Dad the other day. He was butt fucking me while selling a pile of computers from the 90’s to a Libyan militia! He told me that his son Zack wears makeup and may be headed towards becoming a woke Tranny! The only normal one left is Slater, whose farts my son liked the best as they always smelled like burritos. I prefer the absurd episodes on the ISS best, as even they are more realistic then the nonsense on the reboot!
Has anyone noticed how AC slated dropped his crack on the floor? You can see it under the bench. That must mean his crack pipe is close by, which was a touching, erotic Easter egg for the millions of screech fans across the world! One of my favourite episodes was when Mr B was ploughing screech from behind then reached around for his pipe making screech think he was going to get his zoinker serviced. However, that didn’t happen and AC then directed his patented diarrhoea blast straight into his face as a lesson!
And agree on tiffani, that picture also looks like she has just cocked her leg and rip a fart of heinous proportions! You can see the other girls trying to get a sniff.
Is it also true that the spice channel are planning an ‘authoritative’ sbtb tribute to screech, as this tribute was not deemed worthy enough?
Can everyone see the ball of crack on the floor under slaters feet? That is such an Easter egg for all screech’s fans, especially for me as my favourite episode is that one where screech was getting ploughed from behind by the big bopper, before he leant over to get his crack pipe. Remember when screech then got excited and though mr b was giving him a reach around because he brushed his zoinker, but instead AC unleashed one of his patented diarrhoea sprays into his mouth?! That was so hot.
Also, I hear the spice channel are planning an ‘authoritative’ tribute to screech involving mr Tuttle, coach sonski, corky and Mylo the janitor. I can’t wait to see it, especially as the spaghetti burger tribute was so vanilla.
Also, I agree on Kelly Kapowski, if you saw the outtakes, she spent most of her time belching and cocking her leg to ripp juicy 10 second farts of epic proportions whilst gorging on milk duds - at one point, green must emanating from her anus clouded up the gate of the camera! You could also see the other girls begging to have a sniff - I have no idea what Jessie has done to her face. Screech looked the most normal out of the lot of them
Also, I had a look through the original Dustin diamond blog posts. Have there been any pervs been posting spankworthy material for the last 2 0 years?
Ass Hawk, I will hit 20 years next year. Thanks to that blog coming back online I was able to go find my first post. It was soon after Screech participated in Celebrity Boxing in 2002. Watching him pummel a tiny Horschack who was half his size and twice his age gave me such a tingling in my nether regions I went flaming gay for Screech that instant and never looked back.
Ass Hawk, it is fun to go back through the old Dustindiamond.com guestbook to see how quickly it degenerated. That guestbook went gay with the third post, a mere 16 minutes after the initial guestbook post! I wonder whether Screech would peruse the guestbook and pleasure himself while reading the hot posts!
Wow crotch, that is amazing dedication. I am sure you can look back on your 20 years as one being of fulfilment and living your best, most productive life?
2001 /2002 must have been a heady time for you old timers huh? Screech was still potentially young enough to have turned his career around and fans like yourself must have been losing copious amounts thinking about all the possibilities! Fair to say he went exactly the way his queer fan base wanting him to go!
Do you think the horschak fight was a turning point in his career? I personally think it was when he started identifying himself with ICP and living that queercore salty and the pocketknife lifestyle
Ass Hawk, the last 20 years couldn’t have been better spent in any other way then embracing the gay for Screech community. I would argue that Celebrity Boxing was a turning point. It was the first of what would become numerous attempts by Screech to cash in on his SBTB fame for a quick buck. As with everything else he did he also did it in a sleazy way. He fought a man over twice his age, and half his size, and behaved as if he had just fought Tyson. I totally agree that Salty was him hitting a low, but they were virtually unknown except by the hardcore queer for Screech community that existed on that dd.com board. He was the bass player and didn’t really use his “Screech” fame in that shitty band. Celebrity boxing however was the opposite. It led to celebrity fit club, the T-shirt scam, his porno tape, and numerous other celeb related quick buck reality programs. I’m retrospect Salty was the only attempt I can see where he actually tried to do something that wasn’t a direct attempt to cash in on SBTB. After Salty failed miserably he pivoted to doing horrible standup. He only drew an audience because people wanted to see “Screech”. For myself Celebrity boxing was the first time I saw that idiot after SBTB the New Class ended. I was so happy when I googled his name and found that initial board, full of dozens of other people who also wanted to shit in his mouth.
You boys is just youngsters! Good ole Pig Pen began hittin the Truck Stop scene in the late 70’s. Those pre AIDS days were a wild time! When I hit the scene the Dukes of Hazzard was popular and everyone dressed as their favorite character. I always went as Bo Duke, and man there were a bunch of ornery old timers that would come as Uncle Jessie or Boss Hogg. Those were the days my friends. The scene never totally died but it was hit hard by AIDS and the lack of good spank material in the late 80’s. It wasn’t until Saved by the Bell came on that the scene re-energized and once it did it’s never slowed down! I still occasionally run into and old buddy from the Dukes of Hazzard days, but all the Boss Hogg’s and Uncle Jessie’s are long gone. Of all the characters Screech was easily the queerest to ever come along. He was a true queer icon, and he will be missed. I’m just glad I was able to have him service my penis and was needs hundreds of times before he passed on to that big truck stop in the sky.
Pig Pen, Saved By The Bell really was a groundbreaking show. I was the same age as the characters on the show when it originally aired and would watch all the time. When I was a kid, I didn’t know anyone gay and the mere thought of two men even kissing, let alone having sex, was nauseated to me. However, the portrayal of Screech as a gay sex slave of his high school Prinicpal as well as of the cool kids really changed my mind on the topic of sexuality! Seeing Screech parading around as a Brillo-haired faggot was very arousing. I used to watch the episodes while laying on my bed in the nude and would rub one out whenever and of the other characters took advantage of Screech, which was quite often. My favorite episode was probably the Miss Bayside episode where Screech was crowned Miss Bayside and was then spit-roasted by Mr. Tuttle and Mr. Belding while Slater and Zack ripped powerful smelly farts in Screech’s face and Miss Bliss and Kelly fingered themselves at the sight!
Today Corky told A Rod that he felt A Rod was getting fat. He told him this as Corky and Mr. B were gobbling up a few deep dish pepperoni pizzas, while guzzling two liters of Mountain Dew. Corky told A Rod that since he had allowed himself to get fat he needed to go on a special diet Corky and Mr. B had come up with, and that A Rod needed to pay big bucks for it. He then explained that the only food A Rod can eat until Christmas is farts. He told A Rod that he and Mr. B would be feeding him their delicious pepperoni deep dish pizza farts, but that was all he could eat. He then backed him bubble butt to A Rod’s face and told him to get ready to eat dinner. He then ripped a massive fart, that also filled his diaper with dookie. A Rod began coughing at this and protested that he was in great shape. He also said Corky and Mr. B were complete out of shape and were both obese. He told Corky he wasn’t going to pay for any “fart” diet from the two best buddies. At this Mr. B let loose a 12 second belch of disapproval, and Corky grew infuriated that A Rod was making fun of their well thought out diet plan. He and Mr. B thought If A Rod used it their diet would spread and make them millionaires. Corky then punched A Rod in the face and told him he was being an asshole for not appreciating he and Mr. B wanting to help him get in shape like they were. He then bodyslammed A Rod and yanked off his Yankees pants before giving him some rough anal. During this Mr. B waddled over and squatted in front of A Rod’s face, then said “get ready for some dessert”. He then let loose a nice 6 second fart meet inches from A Rod’s face, while Corky jizzed all over A Rod. They then left A Rod laying in a lump on the floor and went off to find A Rod’s wallet so they could take payment for the delicious dinner they had provided.
Is anyone else furious that Screech refused to allow his queer fans a proper memorial to him? What a selfish asshole! If Screech had a proper grave it would be a queer Mecca. I could just picture it with a life size statue of him, perfectly detailed down to the Zubaz pants, jewfro, and tiny cock. I could also see a ring of dumpster surrounding his grave for what would certainly have been a never ending dumpster party full of horny studs celebrating our deceased queer icon. Why oh why did Screech let his fans down like this!?
Barney, Corky is truly a visionary. He and Mr. B came up with a great diet, yet A-Rod just doesn’t understand the point of the diet. Obviously the fart diet is intended to make people who overeat so queasy from inhaling heinous-smelling farts so that they reduce their caloric intake and consequently drop some lbs. A-Rod deserved to be ass-raped for costing Corky and Mr. B millions in royalties from their diet plan!
Barf, I remember reading a “fake news” article about Screech after he died where the article mentioned that Screech was a Lutheran. I guess that the Jewish community was so embarrassed about him that they tried to pass him off as a Christian! I guess we were supposed to forgot about his rant during one of the Celebrity Fit Club episodes where he claimed that the black drill sergeant was mean to him because he hated Jews. I think that Screech doesn’t have a gravestone because rabbis were concerned that the gravestone would be a source of anti-Semitism.
Hey gang, my buddy who works for the Peacock Network told me about an upcoming special episode of the reboot series which takes place on the ISS. In the episode, Corky, Mr. Belding, and A-Rod participated in the annual "Bayside Belching Contest," which was judged by Slater. Corky told A-Rod that he should go first, so A-Rod gulped down a bottle of apple juice and then released a pathetically short burp. Mr. Belding and Corky started laughing and told A-Rod that he was a faggot who didn't know how to belch. Corky also said that A-Rod needed to learn how to be a man! A-Rod repled that what did belching have to do with being a man, and also pointed out that he had won three Major Leageu Baseball MVP awards and was also one of the best hitters of all time. Corky replied that nobody cared about his stupid baseball awards because baseball was gay. Corky also pointed out that Mr. Belding had won several belching and farting contests over the years but didn't need to brag about it unlike A-Rod. Mr. Belding then leaned to the side of his chair and ripped a 14-second pepperoni fart to show his support to Corky. Slater then told everyone to get back on track in the belching contest and that it was now Corky's turn. Corky pulled out a six pack of Mountain Dew and started drinking the cans immediately. A-rod protested that it wasn't fair that Corky got to drink soda and that he didn't know that there was any soda he could drink on the ISS. A-Rod also asked why NASA had even allowed Corky to bring Mountain Dew onto the ISS as it seemed wasteful to waste all that rocket fuel just to send up soda. Corky replied that A-Rod needed to stop being such a faggot! Corky then proceeded to unleash an episode 13-second 120 dB belch! A-Rod knew that Corky was now ahead of him in the competition. Then Mr. Belding drank a 3-liter of Moutnain Dew and chased it down by pouring a 2-lb bag of M&M's into his mouth before washing it down by gulping down 32 ounces of Hershey's chocolate syrup directly from a bottle. Mr. Belding then began simultaneously belching and farting for teh next 10 seconds. Although Mr. Belding's performance was impressive, he expelled too much air with his fart and wasn't able to overtake Corky in the belching contest. Mr. Belding did, however, manage to make the entire interior of the ISS reek of the stench of his anus! After Slater announced that Corky was the winner, Slater and Corky spit-roasted A-Rod while Mr. Belding sat in a chair and ate a couple deep dish pizzas he had ordered from The Max franchise on the moon.
Gary, what an erotic episode!! I really wonder if Mr. B threw that match in Corky’s favor. In order to do that impressive farting/belching combo he had to really focus and purposefully do that. Although extremely entertaining it cost him the belching contest. I’ll bet he wanted his best friend in the world to win that contest. If so he is a true gentleman. Especially when compared to that whiny A Rod. Apple juice for a benching contest? What an idiot.
Top Notch, your instincts are onto something. Mr. Belding is the “Babe Ruth” of belching contests and could have easily won that one on the ISS. However, Corky is his best friend and is such a lovable ‘tard that Mr. B threw the competition so that Corky would win. If Mr. Belding had simply tightened his O-ring and puckered his anus, he would have had enough air in his body to expel a monster belch which would have ended the competition! But even a superstar like Mr. Belding cannot rip an insanely long and smelly fart while also expelling a massive belch!
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