Dustin "Screech" Diamond was taken from us on February 1, 2021. Here is a nice GIF image showing Screech and Mr. Belding in an infamous homoerotic scene where they paraded around Paris, France on a tandem bicycle. Screech and Mr. Belding appear to be deeply in love here.
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That scene was so homosexual that it caused my roommate in college to turn gay.
Lance Armstrong ain't got nothin' on those two, and my arm is now weak from all the meat-jacking I've been doing since you put this erotic treasure up this morning. ARRLGGGGGG!!!... (i just lost another load).
Any reason in particular my last comment was so quickly deleted? The f.b. police ain't got nothin' on you I guess, kurt.. l.o.l. #GoneSoft?
Tim, that is quite the story! It is a hot clip though.
Tim, now that Steven seagal is tulku, do you know if it has made many men in the dumpster scene start dressing up as him?
BallWhippa…I saw your message come in in real time and felt I had to response on behalf of Timbo.
You are correct and it was reportedoutside an Alabama restroom that many obese, older men are turning up in tactical gear to act out erotic scenes from Steven seagal films. One of the most popular set pieces is for a man to turn up with a toy gun, then do some fat ass aikido on another dude, before dropping Trou and forcing the ‘bad guy’ to lick his undercarriage, rhubarb stalk and clockweights.
However, there have only been 3 or 4 confirmed stories of this, so who knows if it will become a nationwide movement? I know that the pig pen guy in the other thread would be keen on getting a truckload full of horny Steven seagal s to descend on the Xmas truck stop shenanigans
Jim Dandy, your comment was automatically flagged as spam by the Blogger spam filter. I have no control over the spam filter and cannot disable it. I unmarked your comment as spam.
Kurt, I went on a long erotic rant about how hot Steven seagal is and how I would like his tulku taint to hoist me in the air like I was on a flagpole. However, I see you have since deleted this post!
This used to be a safe space for deranged fruits like myself to post important stories. However, both myself and Jim Dandy have been caught by your republican style co troll of this board. This is a board for all of screeches fans to get together and share hot gay stories not for rubbish spam and deleting posts
When will you reinstate my kinky post?
Watching this closely I noticed that while the Big Bopper begins pedaling that lazy bones Screech merely walks his feet along and never even starts pedaling! I bet the Big Bopper gave him a good ass raping to teach him a lesson after that!
Hey! I’m prosecuting attorney Thomas Binger! My life partner and I ride a tandem bike everywhere we go when the weather is nice. I prefer to sit in the back so I can huff my partners exhaust. Sometimes he takes his pants down and takes a shit while we ride. I of course try to catch it with my mouth as I truly love gobbling turds. One time we were going down a hill and I through I saw Erik Estrada bending over. I got so excited I tipped the bike over by accident. My life partner was so mad he beat me unmercifully and it turned out it wasn’t Ponch, but instead was a short Mexican man wearing spandex shorts. That was a bad day.
Barf, you noticed an important detail! Mr. Belding is clearly doing all of the pedaling while Screech stretches his legs out like the lazy bum he was. The obese Mr. Belding was probably gassed after about 45 seconds of pedaling. After he caught his breath, Mr. Belding undoubtedly threw Screech a beating before raping him!
Here’s a fun little tidbit - Mr. Belding borrowed that tandem bike from his old college buddy, Mr. Horton. You may remember Mr. Horton as the child molester portrayed as a lovable bicycle shop owner on Diff’rent Strokes. After the tandem bike was returned to him, I heard that he and his lover, Dudley, each sniffed one of the bicycle seats while masturbating furiously.
Ass Breath, I am aware that the innocent Mr. Horton has been appealing his conviction for decades now. Unfortunately Mr. Drummond used his power and money to ensure that his appeals were never successful. I even saw one hearing where it was obvious the judge was going to rule in Mr. Horton’s favor, and all of a sudden Mr. Drummond came in with a large bag with a dollar sign on it. He gave it to the judge and seconds later the judge ruled against poor Mr. H. It really ruined his bicycle repair career. But even after all that torment Mr. Horton still loaned that amazing bike to the adorable couple Screech and Mr. B. I heard he even paid to ship it to Paris! If only he and Dudley had been able to join them!
Hello all. My name is Francois and I live in Paris. I was eating at the restaurant shown in the picture above when Mr. Belding and Screech rode by. That couple absolutely radiated homosexuality as they rode by. It was such a gay sight that a guy sitting at a table near me contracted AIDS simply from watching Mr. Belding and Screech on that bike! I could tell that Screech was deeply in love with Mr. Belding, whereas Mr. Belding appeared to view Screech as merely his own personal sex slave.
Have you also noticed how Mack daddy mr b fondles screeches butt just as they set of pedalling? I love the way that even on a tv broadcast, he still makes it known that screech is his bitch.
Francois, which one were you? We’re there any other celebrities eating there as I noticed someone come out of the toilet door who, I think, had some sort of baseball cleats on
Dav, Mr. Belding was definitely trying to put his thumb up Screech’s ass while he was on that bike. I was sitting at a table off to the right side, just out fo the frame. Screech was so lazy when he was on that bike and refused to petal. Belding was so out of breath after pedaling for half a block that he fell off the bike and he and Screech spilled into the street. After catching his breath, Mr. Belding pulled off Screech’s bicycle shorts and raped him in front of everyone at the restaurant. I ate a croissant while cheering on Mr. Belding
Francois, that must certainly have been a view. I think it was around this time that Mr Belding started piling on the timber and paying more attention to the smell of his balls and ass. I remember someone once saying he used to spend hours sitting naked on a leather sofa in the California heat eating potato chips so his ass hair was matted and pungent.
Based on what you remember, could you smell his crotch, smell from his unwashed but crack and sweat building up in between his thighs whilst you were sitting as an extra? That must have been such a turn on and potentially explain why screech was desperate to get to somewhere quiet so his lover could sit on his face?
In the late 70’s I ran into Mr. Belding one night at a bar on the sunset strip. I was starring on Taxi and he has just been on the Dukes of Hazzard. He was in really good shape, so it was surprising when he lifted his leg off the bar stool and ripped what had to have been at least a 20 second fart! The place immediately stank of ass, and minutes later he was leaving with at least 4 hot babes. They all piled into his Trans Am and as they left he tossed an empty bottle of Coors Banquet out the window, then did an enormous burnout onto the strip. He was one cool dude! It’s no surprise he’s now living rent free in A Rod’s mansion while hanging out with his best friend Corky!
Tony Danza, Mr. Belding must have been one hell of a ladies man back in the 1970s. Imagine ripping a 20-second fart which makes an entire bar smell like ass and then still bringing home four hot babes for an orgy!
Anus, that was the crazy thing. To be the fart stank like a repulsive pile of shit. But the ladies seemed entranced by it. Like a super potent form of Spanish fly. Right after they caught a whiff of the stench they swarmed him, and soon after headed off for what must have been an amazing orgy. I was left sitting there with Danny Bonaduce and Shirley from What’s Happening.
Mr. Belding was supposed to guest star on an episode of Growing Pains. He was going to play Jason Seaver’s college roommate who was now a really fun radio host named the Big Bopper. He was going to try and seduce Maggie Seaver causing a fight scene where Jason would confront Mr. B, but then it would turn into them having a threesome. Kirk Cameron hated this, especially when the script called for many farts to be heard during the sex scene, as well as Jason Seaver saying he had a “sore asshole” the next morning at breakfast. Kirk threatened to walk off the show if this episode was filmed. Since he was the biggest star on the show the producers caved and the episode was canceled. I really think it would have been an awesome episode and really could have taken the show in a new direction. I always felt that Ben Seaver and Stinky Sullivan should have been gay lovers. Kirk ruined everything.
Jeremy Miller, that would have been an awesome episode! It is a shame that Kirk Cameron nixed that script. It seems odd that Kirk Cameron allowed the notorious episode from the final season where your character and Leonardo DiCaprio’s character had sex. It was a spring break episode where your character and Leonardo DiCaprio’s character were naked and rubbed cocks in a swordfight. Kirk Cameron’s and Alan Thicke’s characters sat on a bed with their pants down leering at you two while Boner jerked them both off into Stinky Sullivan’s mouth. They really pushed the envelope in that episode to try to re-energize the series!
On Saturday night, A-arod, Corky, and Mr. Belding sat down for a nice dinner. A-Rod ate a salad and Corky and Mr. Belding split 4 deep dish pepperoni pizzas, one of which was a medium-size pizza for Corky and the other three were large pizzas for Mr. Belding. A-Rod drank a fruit smoothie, Corky drank a can of Pepsi, and Mr. Belding grabbed three 2-liters of Mountain Dew he had found in A-Rod’s refrigerator. By the time he was halfway through his second large deep dish pepperoni pizza, Mr. Belding had already drunk the three 2-liters of Mountain Dew. Mr. Belding got back up to grab another 2-liter and ripped a smelly fart right when he stood up, causing A-Rod to exclaim, “Zoinks!” When Mr. Belding checked the refrigerator, he saw that there was no more Mountain Dew. He then checked the pantry for more bottles of Mountain Dew, but couldn’t find any. Mr. Belding then walked back to the table and said that A-Rod hadn’t planned ahead and that there was no more Mountain Dew. A-Rod replied that how could he possibly have known that Mr. Belding would drink such a large amount of the soda. At this point, Corky was getting irritated by A-Rod’s excuses and said “Don’t you dare yell at my best friend in the world! You need to get more Mountain Dew now!!!’” A-Rod’s eyes welled up as he was about to cry after Corky yelled at him. A-Rod then drove over to the grocery store to purchase ten 2-liters of Mountain Dew.
After purchasing the 2-liters, A-Rod drove back to his house and discovered that there was a police car in front of his house. Concerned, A-Rod ran into his house and was nearly overcome by an awful stench which smelled like an anus! Corky ran up to A-Rod and slapped him in the face and told him that his cheap and crappy alarm had gone off. A policeman in the house then informed A-Rod that a glass break sensor has gone off - apparently when A-Rod has been out, Mr. Belding had ripped a ridiculously loud and smelly fart which has rattled the windows and caused the glass break sensor on the home alarm to go off! Corky then flew into a ‘Tard rage and yelled at A-Rod for embarrassing his best friend! Corky then ass-raped A-Rod while the police officer watched and started laughing hysterically! The police officer then vigorously jerked off while Corky had his way with A-Rod!!
Stinkmeister, that story is a true gem! A Rod is a jackass for not keeping a stock of Mountain Dew and other favorite foods and drinks of Mr. B and Corky. He has a giant mansion and all the money in the world. Why buy a few bottles at a time? A Rod should also have expected that alarm system malfunction. He’s experienced the power of Mr. B’s belches and farts. Anyone who has ever dropped something on a hard floor knows the vibrations set off those devices. A Rod totally deserved that beating and ass raping for causing so much stress on poor Mr. B!
Boys! My cock is already erect! Thanksgiving is just a few days away and the Iowa 80 is sold out! I have a piece of intriguing news. The Peacock Network is one of our sponsors this year, and is providing us with a brand new Thanskgiving special on the ISS! We will be showing it at 2pm Thanksgiving Day. Those with stadium seating, or riser seating, are in for a real treat. We have already installed a screen that will come down above the urinals in order to not only show this, but many other terrific gay porn movies with festive themes. Hope to see everyone soon!
Tony, I was one of those women and it was the best night of my life. I remember whilst sucking his King Kong principal dong he would keep farting in my face saying things like ‘have a whiff of that!’ ‘Why don’t you give that a suck as well?!’
He was such a stud and considerate loved. He then shitted on the face of another girl who wasn’t expecting it - he was on top in a 69
Pig Pen that is fantastic news ! Did peacock give any extra info? I have been driving behind the convoy in my 1983 Dodge Charger ready to service some P&A
I’m about a day away from Iowa 80, but can you advise what the dumpster scene is shaping up like and what the most popular outfits are this season?
My buddy who works at the Peacock Network told me about another International Space Station episode from the second season of the reboot series. He said that in the episode, A-Rod is playing a Screech clone. Apparently Kevin the Robot had discovered a drop of blood on the wall of the ISS from when Mr. Belding had raped the original Screech during the first season. The blood was from Screech’s torn anus. Anyhow, Kevin the Robot used the DNA in the blood to clone the original Screech to created Screech #2. However, given the typical terrible writing, there was no explanation was why Screech #2 looks nothing like the original Screech if Screech #2 is a clone. They also failed to explain why Screech #2 is Dominican and doesn’t have a hook nose or poofy Jew-fro like the original Screech.
In the episode, A-Rod’s Screech #2 gets locked in his room from the outside. Mr. Belding then discovered that the only source of air in the room is air entering from a single vent located in the hallway outside of Screech #2’s room. Corky and Mr. Belding initially take turns belching loudly into the vent before each dropping their pants and ripping wet farts into the vent while Screech #2 banged on the door from the inside while repeated uttering “Zoinks!” and begging to be let out. After a few minutes, Corky removes his overflowing diaper and stuffs it into the vent! Mr. Belding and Corky then walked down the rope ladder from the ISS onto the surface of the moon. They proceeded to hop into an Uber dune buggy which they rode to a Chucky Cheese while was located a couple moon craters away. It appears to be a fantastic episode!
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