19th April 2004 - 11:06:30 PM
7157 : Kurt Steinberg
Diamond, we need to hook up for gay sex. First, I'll sit on your head and drop my nuts on top of your eyes, giving you "Arabian goggles." Next, I'll teabag you and give you a "hot lunch." Then I'll give you a golden shower - my wizz will clean you up. Finally, you can suck me off and I'll give you a "cold lunch"!!!
- Kurt Steinberg
18th April 2004 - 09:21:15 PM
7150 : Kurt Steinberg
Diamond,
My affinity for your cornhole has started to wane - I think I may have turned straight last night! I hooked up with a hot, older German lady visiting my city on business and I didn't think about losing my load on your neatly trimmed beard once! Please queer up this website a little more and help me to turn full-blown "Liberace gay" once again!
- Kurt Steinberg
18th April 2004 - 04:46:26 PM
7146 : Kurt Steinberg
Josh Simmons, thanks for the post! I lost a few loads when I read it. I thought I was the only one with a TV screen coated with my man-juice - apparently I was wrong! Twice a week I have to use a windshield scraper to clean off the new coats of loads on the screen - otherwise everything on the screen is really blurry!!!
- Kurt Steinberg
15th April 2004 - 11:52:53 PM
7116 : Kurt Steinberg
Diamond, did you ever have a Rubek's Cube when you were growing up? Do you remember the smaller ones that were sold on keychains? I invented a new game using the Rubek's Cube! The rules are simple - you need to get naked and then I'll lodge the keychain Rubek's Cube in your ass!!! If you can't remove the Rubek's Cube within 5 minutes, I win!!! The final part of the game involves you sucking me off! Doesn't that sound like fun? It's always been a queer fantasy of mine!!!
- Kurt Steinberg
14th April 2004 - 11:49:02 PM
7103 : Kurt Steinberg
Princess Peussie, why are you still posting here? Your posts are stupid and shockingly unfunny - are you on drugs when you post? Also, your posts are all off-topic. As I have said many times before, if you aren't a male homosexual, you probably shouldn't post here. There are three reasons to post:
(1) to tell Diamond how much he sucks;
(2) to exchange queer Diamond-related fantasies; and
(3) to attempt to schedule gay sex with Diamond (has Diamond ever filled any of these "orders?").
Diamond, please pencil me in for a "hot lunch" next to the dumpster behind the gas station off Vine in West Hollywood.
- Kurt Steinberg
14th April 2004 - 11:41:54 PM
7101 : Kurt Steinberg
Alex is correct. Obviously this website is a parody. The ICANN arbitrator agreed - that's why Diamond wasn't able to gain possession of this domain. Anyone who takes this website seriously needs to relax. By the way, there's simply no way that Dustin Diamond has so many perverted gay fans. People just post queer fantasies here because they are so shocking that they're funny!
- Kurt Steinberg
14th April 2004 - 10:00:51 AM
7085 : Kurt Steinberg
Laponian Anti-Imperialist Alliance for Freedom (message 7084), thanks for the great Marxist post. Let's get together for perverted gay sex! I will take a dump directly into your mouth and then give you a golden shower! I'll be sure to eat some tacos before we hook up so that I'll have diarrhea!!!
- Kurt Steinberg
12th April 2004 - 10:40:56 PM
7069 : Kurt Steinberg
Diamond, when is your next birthday? The queers on this board should throw you a bukkake birthday party!!! I envision that Benny, Ham Span, Gwando, Leaky Ass Queer, Fagbusters, Belding, Slater, and I will take turns blowing our loads on you!! So what do you think? Are you up for it???
- Kurt Steinberg
11th April 2004 - 11:44:58 PM
7059 : Kurt Steinberg
"Remember when" guy, how about a recap of the episode where Diamond dressed up as Zack and took Belding's daughter to Kelly's birthday party?
Thanks for the links, poster of message 7057! I lost a couple loads while looking at the pictures of Slater. I also clicked on the Belding page linked the the Slater page - I lost a couple more loads when I saw the picture of Belding with the "70s porn star" moustache!!!
- Kurt Steinberg
10th April 2004 - 06:11:03 PM
7044 : Kurt Steinberg
Goldberg, are you going to bring back the Dustin Diamond "forem"? I thought it was funny.
- Kurt Steinberg
10th April 2004 - 02:01:00 AM
7035 : Kurt Steinberg
Goldberg, I saw that you successfully defended yourself against Diamond's efforts to take possession of this website. I have to give you credit for not backing down in the face of pressure from Diamond's attorneys when they apparently tried to strongarm you into relinquishing the domain name.
Hopefully you'll keep this domain up for years to come.
By the way, I must respectfully disagree with your characterization of Diamond's attorneys as "slick" and "high priced". They appear to be anything but. I think that they should know better than to make a bald assertion that you offered to sell the website for $1800 without ANY support. There are certainly ways to provide some support for that claim, but they didn't do what I would have done (and no, I'm not going to tell them what they should have done - I'm not going to do their legal work for them). They probably filed their brief and hoped that you'd get scared and just give them the domain name.
- Kurt Steinberg
10th April 2004 - 01:34:52 AM
7034 :
max, thanks for changing the main page again. i like how it no longer says that it is the "ultimite dustin dimaond fan page". do you win your proceeding with the ICANN people?
if you want your guestbook to truly seem like a "free speech forum," wouldn't make sense not to have a guestbook moderator? if there's no moderator, then you really aren't controlling any of the content posted here.
10th April 2004 - 01:22:32 AM
7033 : Kurt Steinberg
What's with all of the assholes posting under my name? You didn't fool anyone - unlike you retards, I actually know how to correctly spell my own name!
Let's hook up and I'll show you what the real Kurt Steinberg is like. I'll eat some tacos and then sit on your face and drop ass. Next, I'll get naked and position your nose directly under my asshole and then spin myself around like a top. Finally, I'll drop a warm, watery Cleveland Steamer on your chin!!!
- Kurt Steinberg
09th April 2004 - 01:01:53 AM
7013 : Kurt Steinberg
Goldberg, thanks for the offer, but I'll have to decline to be your guestbook moderator. I'm too busy meeting strange dudes as gas station bathrooms and playing homoerotic Saved By The Bell role-playing games!!!
Maybe you shouldn't have a moderator. If you do end up with a moderator, I hope that person doesn't delete all of the queer fantasies that have been posted here.
- Kurt Steinberg
06th April 2004 - 01:51:19 AM
6976 : Kurt Steinberg
Chachi, maybe "Not Kurt" and I should really show you what teabagging is! I'll even reverse-teabag you and drop a piping-hot Cleveland Steamer on your chest!
- Kurt Steinberg
03rd April 2004 - 05:50:16 PM
6956 :
Max Goldberg, please link a .pdf copy of Diamond's complaint (with exhibits) for all to see.
I still don't see why Diamond focuses most of the complaint on trademark infringment. Your First Amendment/parody defense definitely has merit. Hopefully you and Diamond can reach a settlement whereby you maintain ownership of this website and you add a hotlink to Diamond's actual homepage (if he ever gets one).
03rd April 2004 - 12:05:42 AM
6951 : Kurt Steinberg
Diamond, please don't take your website down again! You fooled and disappointed all of your queer fans yesterday - many of them were forced to find a Belding fan site because wanking material wasn't available here.
"Remember when ..." guy, please post a recap of the episode where Screech dresses up as an alien to fool the alien investigator from the Air Force! As you recall, in one of the scenes, Screech goes to sleep with Zack in Zack's bed.
- Kurt Steinberg
02nd April 2004 - 12:30:56 AM
6944 :
Goldberg, I read your Answer to Diamond's complaint - I had a good laugh! I have some thoughts regarding Diamond's complaint (note that I am not giving you legal advice - these are merely my thoughts):
Diamond's name probably has acquired limited secondary meaning with respect to chess-related videos. However, you have not committed trademark infringement - Diamond's Complaint evidences a fundamental misunderstanding of trademark law. You aren't selling anything confusingly similar to Diamond's chess videos. Since you aren't selling or offering to sell ANYTHING, you can't be infringing Diamond's trademark/trade name.
01st April 2004 - 11:20:53 PM
6943 : Kurt Steinberg
Max Goldberg, you played a good practical joke! I initially fell for it and believed that your website had been confiscated by the government. You put a big scare into all of Diamond's homosexual fans (where else would they find queer SBTB-related fantasies???)!
- Kurt Steinberg
30th March 2004 - 10:45:30 PM
6930 : Kurt Steinberg
Diamond, I have to give you props for the way you handled Matthew Perry! That dude is such a faggy bitch! Someone should take a dump on his head!
- Kurt Steinberg
30th March 2004 - 10:36:45 PM
6929 : Kurt Steinberg
Article re: Diamond (from http://www.anecdotage.com/index.php?aid=3310)
Dustin Diamond & Matthew Perry
Dustin Diamond (famed for his role as "Screech" on "Saved by the Bell") once spotted "Friends" star Matthew Perry in a Los Angeles restaurant. Having briefly worked with him in the 1980s, Diamond approached Perry and said hello. When the actor failed to recognize him and rudely turned away, Diamond explained that he had played "Screech" on "Saved by the Bell." "Good for you," Perry replied, before turning back to his friends.
Some time later, Diamond attended NBC's 75th Anniversary bash, where he happened to spot Matthew Perry once again. Again he said hello and again he was snubbed. Diamond, who was carrying a tube of Vicodin for a sore tooth, also spotted "SNL" star (and friend) Jimmy Fallon being hounded by autograph-seekers. As a joke, he approached Fallon pretending to be a fan. Then, producing his tube of Vicodin, he asked whether Fallon would sign it. Fallon laughed and agreed that it was a funny gag. Thus inspired, Diamond approached Perry, produced the tube, and repeated his request. Perry, apparently, was not amused. "Oh, dear lord," he exclaimed before walking away.
While driving home from the party, Diamond related the story to his girlfriend. "You do realize," she sarcastically remarked, "that he checked himself into a clinic for addiction to Vicodin." Diamond's reply? "Oh, dear lord!"
- Kurt Steinberg
28th March 2004 - 10:32:10 PM
6904 : Kurt Steinberg
The poster of message 6903 should post elsewhere. Asshole, Jesus died to save us. Go somewhere else - this message board is intended for fags to post queer fantasies about Diamond!
Has anyone read the older messages posted here? I think that the real Diamond used to post here. Check out message 924:
http://www.dustindiamond.com/guest/guest.html?displayBegin=904
That message certainly sounds as though it was written by Diamond! Max Goldberg, did you have a falling-out with Diamond? What's the deal?
- Kurt Steinberg
27th March 2004 - 08:17:53 PM
6896 : Kurt Steinberg
Chachi, do you really expect any of us to believe that you aren't queer? Your email address, of which you seem to be very proud, is totally gay - chachitime@aol.com. Obviously Happy Days is your favorite TV show - do you toss off to it? You probably view Fonzie in the same way the posters here view Diamond (i.e., as a gay sex object).
- Kurt Steinberg
26th March 2004 - 11:08:13 PM
6888 : Kurt Steinberg
Diamond, I found this interview you gave recently:
http://216.239.51.104/search?q=cache:7SRJW93ws7AJ:www.dailytargum.com/news/2003/11/07/InsideBeat/Tea-Time.With.Pantera.And.Beers.With.Screech-551699.shtml+screech+%22daily+targum%22&hl=en&ie=UTF-8
Do you really want to beat Belding and Slater with shovels? After you are done beating them, will you jag them in the ass with the shovel handle? Let's hook up and discuss this further.
Can I teabag you?
- Kurt Steinberg
25th March 2004 - 11:41:10 PM
6877 : Kurt Steinberg
Pricess (or shall I call you by your alias, Jumbo?), you think I have a mini-penis? Why don't you cum over to my place and I'll show you just how "mini" my rod is! You'll get lockjaw when you try to fit my huge johnson in your mouth. After you're done sucking me off, I'll take a dump on your head and give you a Dirty Sanchez that looks just like Diamond's neatly-trimmed beard!
- Kurt Steinberg
24th March 2004 - 12:29:09 AM
6859 : Kurt Steinberg
Diamond, let's get together and go to my favorite local queer establishment, the "Booty Burglar Bar." The bartenders Lance and Bruce will hook us up with some body shots. Then you'll suck the pants off me right in the bar and I'll give you a golden shower!
- Kurt Steinberg
23rd March 2004 - 12:01:02 AM
6843 : Kurt Steinberg
Diamond, have you seen this urinal?
http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&u=/040319/1889/fwd117b20040319jpg
You should be the model for a urinal (you could certainly use the royalty revenue stream). The designer needs to incorporate your neatly trimmed beard into the design!!! I know I'd enjoy pissing in a "Dustin Diamond" urinal!
- Kurt Steinberg
22nd March 2004 - 11:44:05 PM
6842 : Kurt Steinberg
"Remember when ..." guy, thanks for another great recap! I lost three loads while reading it.
By the way, I noticed that your episode recaps incorporate the various minute intricacies of the episodes. It seems as though only the real Dustin Diamond would know such details. Are you really Dustin Diamond? Or are you just a big fan?
- Kurt Steinberg
22nd March 2004 - 12:15:21 AM
6831 : Kurt Steinberg
Fagbusters, have a great birthday - I hope you lose a few loads in some dude this evening!
My favorite episode is the one where Zack and Slater get into a fight at the Max over the new girl at school! When Belding got between them while trying to break up the fight, I totally blew my wad! Diamond also got involved in the encounter - it was incredibly homo-erotic!
Does anyone have any queer fantasies about Screech, Belding, and Max getting in on in the alley behind The Max?
- Kurt Steinberg
20th March 2004 - 02:38:13 AM
6820 : Kurt Steinberg
Kerri Dunn, please do not post here again or the website administrator will be forced to delete your message. Only queers are supposed to post here - male queers that is!
Diamond, I want to let you that I saw a woman with huge breasts today. I actually thought that maybe I was turning straight! When I got home from work, I quickly popped one of your Saved By The Bell DVDs into my DVD player. Luckily, you gave me wood like always! So I am still gay - I'm not just a little gay ... I'm still full-blown Liberace gay!!! A couple hours ago I met another dude in a "gloryhole" bathroom at the local rest area. He sucked me off in the wooded area behind the bathrooms!
How's your neatly trimmed beard doing? Have you rubbed it against anyone's wang recently?
- Kurt Steinberg
19th March 2004 - 12:56:23 AM
6814 : Kurt Steinberg
Jeremy, we need to hook up for manly love. I want to tape a picture of Diamond to the headboard of your bed. Then I'll pound away at your cornhole, giving you much anal pleasure! Please let me know if you are interested!
- Kurt Steinberg
18th March 2004 - 12:22:39 AM
6803 : Kurt Steinberg
Diamond, I just read a story about an Afghan who got in trouble for ass-slamming a donkey:
http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&cid=573&ncid=757&e=10&u=/nm/20040316/od_nm/afghan_soldier_donkey_dc
Does that story turn you on or give you any perverted thoughts? Maybe you should break into a zoo and get it on with some of the animals!
- Kurt Steinberg
15th March 2004 - 12:07:15 AM
6778 : Kurt Steinberg
Diamond, I just found this Saved By The Bell lunchbox available for sale at the NBC.com store: http://www.shopnbc.com/product/?deptid=2980&storeid=2&familyid=N60328&track=-20201
Why isn't your picture on a lunchbox? It would be the #1 selling lunchbox in both San Francisco and Key West! Hey, are you going to get married to another dude in San Francisco? Your queer fans will be heartbroken if you take yourself off the market!
- Kurt Steinberg
12th March 2004 - 12:45:52 AM
6732 : Kurt Steinberg
Diamond, you, me, and the Ass Plunderer need to hook up for manly love!!! Here's my queer fantasy - I want to do you in the cornhole while you toss Ass Plunderer's salad! I'll even give you a "reach-around" as I pound away! Doesn't that sound like fun??
Is Benny (message 6726) correct? I didn't know that you hung out with the kid from SeaQuest. Did he play with your "light saber" while he practiced for the role of Annakin Skywalker???
- Kurt Steinberg
09th March 2004 - 11:51:08 PM
6710 : Kurt Steinberg
Diamond, what happened to www.dustindiamond.net ? It's gone! Couldn't you afford to keep it up? How's your music career going? Are your fans going to see one of your videos on MTV anytime soon?
I think that you and Belding should star in another Saved By The Bell show. You should also bring back Lisa - her career fizzled out after the original Saved By The Bell ended. Please do you queer fans a favor and film a shower encounter between you and Belding in the new series!
Remember when Saved By The Bell - the New Class ended? Why didn't you try to be the towel boy on "Hang Time?" You could have cleaned the team's laundry, passed out cups of water, and soaped up Dick Butkus' (the basketball coach on the show) ass!!!
- Kurt Steinberg
09th March 2004 - 02:04:56 AM
6699 : Kurt Steinberg
Diamond, this message board gets shittier every day. Please clean it up. Nobody wants to read religious or hate-related messages. Instead, your queer fans (who comprise 97% of the people who view this guestbook daily) are simply looking for homo-erotic Saved By The Bell fantasies involving you, Diamond! Such messages allow your gay followers to lose many loads annually! However, this board has become cluttered with off-topic messages.
Diamond, if you clean up this board immediately, I promise I'll drop a hot, spicy Cleveland Steamer onto your head and genitals!
- Kurt Steinberg
Tuesday, March 21, 2006
Sunday, March 05, 2006
Old posts from DustinDiamond.com (part 10)
07th March 2004 - 10:32:49 PM
6677 : Kurt Steinberg
Diamond, a couple hours ago I took a wizz in a glass and then placed the glass in my refrigerator. I'm also about to blow my load into a shot glass. I'd like you to drink my "shot" and then chase it down will a tall, cool glass of piss! Are you up for it????
- Kurt Steinberg
04th March 2004 - 11:59:50 PM
6629 : Kurt Steinberg
Mojo, what does your message have to do with Diamond????????? This board was set up to promote homosexuality and allow Diamond's fans to exchange queer fantasies! Messages about (a) politics, and (b) heterosexual things, do not belong here!!! This is a queers-only board!!! If you don't want to drop a watery Cleveland Steamer on Diamond's head, then you should get lost! The same goes for the rest of the morons who have been posting here recently! This board should be "queered-up" immediately!!!
- Kurt Steinberg
29th February 2004 - 08:09:31 PM
6563 : Kurt Steinberg
Chachi, please stop posting under my name on this board! You've ruined this board. This used to be a great place to find Diamond-related queer fantasies - those are great masturbation material! However, the amount of queer fantasies has rapidly decreased recently, and has been replaced with crappy tripe!
- Kurt Steinberg
29th February 2004 - 01:42:03 PM
6557 : Kurt Steinberg
I did not write message 6554. This message board totally sucks now! I think someone needs to set up a homosexual Slater or Mr. Belding webpage, because this one has become tiresome.
- Kurt Steinberg
26th February 2004 - 12:53:05 AM
6491 : Kurt Steinberg
This message is for the retard who wrote message 6486 - please learn proper grammar! You write like someone with the intelligence of a 3-year-old. You're probably also hung like a 3-year-old!
Nobody wants to read your posts! If you aren't going to post about a disgusting sexual fantasy, then don't post here!!!
- Kurt Steinberg
25th February 2004 - 09:46:09 AM
6483 : Kurt Steinberg
This website was so much better when everyone thought it was really Diamond's homepage! The first time I found this website, I thought Diamond must have some sort of learning disability - why else would half of the words be misspelled? All of the queer messages in the guestbook were icing on the cake.
However, this website has quickly become lame now that everyone knows this isn't really Diamond's homepage.
- Kurt Steinberg
25th February 2004 - 01:08:53 AM
6479 : Kurt Steinberg
Who wrote message #6476??? Screw you!!! This is a homosexual guestbook intended to allow the exchange of queer Dustin Diamond fantasies! This guestbook clearly was set up to promote manly love! Why else would this guestbook use these fruity colors???
Please leave and don't come back. Feel free to post in a Belding guestbook or a heterosexual guestbook dedicated to Diamond. However, this is a queers-only guestbook! If you don't have any queer messages to contribute, you probably shouldn't post here.
- Kurt Steinberg
23rd February 2004 - 12:29:40 AM
6464 : Kurt Steinberg
Here's a great review of the new CD by Diamond's band (as hard as it may be to believe, Diamond must actually be a better actor than signer! That's shocking to me!):
http://66.218.71.225/search/cache?ei=UTF-8&p=Rosebud+%22salty+the+pocketknife%22&u=www.bassplayer.com/Reviews.htm&w=rosebud+%22salty+the+pocketknife%22&d=A4E1912226&c=482&yc=52723&icp=1
"The big problem with actors-turned-musicians is that their bands get much further than they should, based on novelty or publicity rather than the strength of their musical achievement. Take Salty The Pocketknife, for example, a proggy modern-rock quartet whose publicists prominently tout Dustin Diamond—Screech from Saved By The Bell—on bass. (Hey, it made me listen.) While the grinding, angular songs are certainly not trite or formulaic, they feature the unlistenably bad vocals of Rosebud, who himself sounds like a screeching gnome leaping around in someone’s drug-induced nightmare. Diamond capably holds down the odd time signatures, though he rarely ventures outside the mind-numbingly repetitive guitar riffs. You might listen to it once for laughs, but you won’t listen twice. "
- Kurt Steinberg
22nd February 2004 - 11:57:27 AM
6457 : Kurt Steinberg
Here's some articles about Diamond:
http://www.uwmleader.com/vnews/display.v/ART/2003/11/11/3fb1a800cc379
http://216.239.39.104/search?q=cache:sa10GJxawC0J:www.giantgenius.com/archives/000384.html+%22dustin+diamond%22+google&hl=en&ie=UTF-8
Here's a great quip about Diamond's band:
http://groups.google.com/groups?q=loveruckus&hl=en&lr=&ie=UTF-8&oe=UTF-8&selm=4rc7j5%24b8g%40newsbf02.news.aol.com&rnum=1
This webpage has a clip of a song from Diamond's band:
http://www.sonancerecords.com/downloads.html
- Kurt Steinberg
19th February 2004 - 01:34:19 AM
6423 : Kurt Steinberg
Please stop with the pro/anti Mexican, jew, and black posts. Such posts have nothing to do with queer Dustin Diamond fantasies and do not belong here. People come to this guestbook to find Diamond-related (and SBTB-related) masturbation material. I seriously doubt that any of the queers who frequent this board get hard when reading racial messages.
Diamond, please see to it that the "Remember When..." guy posts some more recaps. How about a recap of the episode where there was the "senior skip" day but Zack was stuck in class. Screech dressed up as Zack to participate in a radio contest, as I recall.
- Kurt Steinberg
18th February 2004 - 01:06:32 AM
6417 : Kurt Steinberg
Hey gang, has everyone else noticed that Diamond's website has become incredibly lame? It's lost its edge. In fact, I'm not even sure whether I still want to do Diamond in his cornhole! He's really not an attractive guy! In fact, he's so unattractive that I'm seriously considering turning straight. Maybe if Diamond queers up this guestbook soon I'll change my mind.
In the meantime, has everyone seen this for sale: http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/ASIN/B0000DIZT9/qid%3D1077084069/sr%3D11-1/ref%3Dsr%5F11%5F1/002-9935615-6054440
It's the CD for Diamond's crappy band! It's great toss-off music! You'd better buy your copy quicky - they're selling like hotcakes on Amazon.com. In fact, this CD is ranked #358,304 of all the CDs offered at Amazon.com!
- Kurt Steinberg
16th February 2004 - 11:59:29 PM
6413 : Kurt Steinberg
Whatever happened to ChaChi/Internet Cop? Did he come out of the closet yet? In my opinion, anyone who watches enough Saved By The Bell episodes (especially those from the New Class) eventually turns gay and wants to have sex with Diamond. Diamond just has that effect on people!!!
- Kurt Steinberg
15th February 2004 - 06:26:05 PM
6407 : Kurt Steinberg
The writer of message 6406 isn't fooling anyone! Please leave and don't come back. This website was set up to promote homosexuality and the exchange of queer Dustin Diamond fantasies. Your message is off-topic and should be deleted by the website administrator.
- Kurt Steinberg
11th February 2004 - 11:34:24 PM
6380 : Kurt Steinberg
Diamond, your website is quickly becoming lame again. Please spice it up by posting your own queer fantasies - let us know what you'd like the dudes who frequent this guestbook to do to you! Also, please get the "Remember when..." guy to start posting again.
I'd like to use your neatly trimmed beard to soak up the piss underneath the urinal in my office building. Would you like that? Afterwards you can drink some loads!
- Kurt Steinberg
10th February 2004 - 02:09:41 AM
6366 : Kurt Steinberg
Here's a great album to play while spanking it! http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/tg/detail/-/B0000033GY/qid=1076396938//ref=sr_8_xs_ap_i11_xgl15/102-9676250-3721740?v=glance&s=music&n=507846
It really gets me in the mood!!!
- Kurt Steinberg
10th February 2004 - 02:02:21 AM
6365 : Kurt Steinberg
Who's the Kurt Steinberg imposter (message 6359)? Nobody was fooled, you LOSER! Please leave so that the rest of us can get back to exchanging queer fantasies about our idol, Dustin Diamond!
Diamond, did you, Belding, and the rest of the Saved By The Bell gang really have a drug-induced orgy? Did you, Slater, and Belding make a queer train, with you in the middle?
- Kurt Steinberg
07th February 2004 - 02:56:05 PM
6345 : Kurt Steinberg
Hey guys, check out this picture of the Saved By The bell gang: http://www.angelfire.com/80s/iluffthe80s/
What is Salter doing? He has a very strange look on his face - is Belding doing him from behind?
- Kurt Steinberg
06th February 2004 - 01:40:48 AM
6338 : Kurt Steinberg
Gwando, we all know you're a cocksucker, just like the other 98% of the posters here! As I recall, you've posted messages in which you said you had given Diamond a Cleveland Steamer!
By the way, what ever happened to "Friendly Adviser"? He always provided helpful suggestions re: masturbating to pictures of Diamond!
- Kurt Steinberg
04th February 2004 - 11:38:15 PM
6327 : Kurt Steinberg
Here's another picture of Diamond: http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/tg/detail/-/B0000VHGUQ/104-0390683-0777542?v=glance&s=home-garden&n=507846&me=A3ITI9OL2RKBEO&vi=pictures&img=14#more-pictures
Diamond, I love the Hawaiian shorts!!! Come over to my place for some gay lovin' and wear them!!! I'll yank them off and then do you in the cornhole!!!
- Kurt Steinberg
04th February 2004 - 11:32:02 PM
6326 : Kurt Steinberg
Saved By The Bell Seasons 3 and 4 are coming out on DVD soon!!! http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B0001EFV9K.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg
Thanks for the masturbation material Diamond!!! I'm going to lose so many loads while watching these episodes!!! I already spooged in my pants when I saw Diamond in the picture!
- Kurt Steinberg
03rd February 2004 - 11:18:42 PM
6314 : Kurt Steinberg
Gwando, I certainly don't do animals! I just do other dudes, just like you! I, like 95% of the posters here, come to this Dustin Diamond webpage to find queer fantasies about Diamond! Nothing gets me off like homosexual Diamond posts!
- Kurt Steinberg
02nd February 2004 - 08:56:04 AM
6307 : Kurt Steinberg
Gwando, please stop posting links to disgusting heterosexual porn! By the way, I have seen (and done) pussies before. As I have previously stated, I was heterosexual until I saw Diamond in Saved By The Bell. Diamond's character "Screech" turned me gay, and not just a little gay - now I'm full-blown Liberace gay!!!
- Kurt Steinberg
31st January 2004 - 12:18:37 PM
6291 : Kurt Steinberg
Diamond,
I still want to have gay sex with you - I think you'll find that I'm a thoughful gay lover. As I'm doing you in your cornhole, I'll give you a "reach-around" to get you off!!! Let's hook up!
- Kurt Steinberg
29th January 2004 - 08:51:31 AM
6273 : Kurt Steinberg
Michael Moore (message 6269), are you the really fat, bearded filmmaker who hates America? If so, I am not game! Your fat, mushy ass could never turn me on! I would like to take a dump on you, but not for sexual pleasure; instead, I just don't like you!
- Kurt Steinberg
27th January 2004 - 10:43:42 PM
6268 : Kurt Steinberg
"Remember When" guy, thanks for the great recap!
How about a recap of "The Fabulous Belding Boys"? That's the episode where Belding's brother was a substitute teacher. I don't exactly recall, but I seem to remember that Screech was jealous of all the attention that Belding brother was getting. I also vaguely recall that somebody gave Screech a "dirty sanchez" at the end of the episode!
- Kurt Steinberg
25th January 2004 - 09:37:59 PM
6253 : Kurt Steinberg
Diamond, I saw the Saved By The Bell episode the other day where a girl joins the Bayside wrestling team. On the girl's birthday, Zack and the gang gave her a cupcake with a candle inserted in the top of it. You asked for the candle because you said that you liked to eat wax, and then you ate the paper in which the cupcake was wrapped. Did you write those jokes yourself? They weren't funny at all!
The "Remember When" guy should do a recap of that episode!
- Kurt Steinberg
24th January 2004 - 11:04:39 PM
6252 : Kurt Steinberg
Diamond, I'm thinking of filming a x-rated queer sex video. Would you like to participate? I'll call it "Kurt's Squirts," and I'll be the star of each of the many scenes. I'd like to have a scene would you where I do you in the cornhole, tea bag you, and then give you a Cleveland Steamer!!! Doesn't that sound like fun???
- Kurt Steinberg
24th January 2004 - 06:19:25 PM
6251 : Kurt Steinberg
What's the deal with the fake website administrator??? I have no doubt that the real website administrator wants to promote the posting of homoerotic messages concerning Diamond!
Diamond, let's get together for gay sex! I'll "tea bag" you while I take a dump on your head!!! Next, I'll give you a golden shower to clean off your face! Finally, I'll blow my wad in your eyes!!!
- Kurt Steinberg
12th January 2004 - 11:47:39 PM
6156 : Kurt Steinberg
David Evans (message 6154), why are you posting messages about jewelry on a homosexual Dustin Diamond fan page? Let's hook up for manly love - I'll give you a "hot lunch" and then I'll clean you off with a ggolden shower. Diamond should feel free to join in for fun.
- Kurt Steinberg
12th January 2004 - 07:03:57 PM
6151 : Kurt Steinberg
Debbie, thanks for the support. I have not posted here for a few days because this website has become lame. By the way, I certainly did not post message 6148 - it's a "Kurt Steinberg" imposter! I certainly don't want to buy anyone's soiled underwear! I only post here because I want to put my beef in Diamond's male taco! People like Chaci are ruining this place by posting fake messages under other posters' names.
- Kurt Steinberg
08th January 2004 - 11:46:50 PM
6134 : Kurt Steinberg
David Evans (message 6125), let's get together for gay sex! We can talk about mortgage refinancings after you drink my hot load!!!
J & S (message 6128), you should join us and we'll make a queer train!!!
- Kurt Steinberg
6677 : Kurt Steinberg
Diamond, a couple hours ago I took a wizz in a glass and then placed the glass in my refrigerator. I'm also about to blow my load into a shot glass. I'd like you to drink my "shot" and then chase it down will a tall, cool glass of piss! Are you up for it????
- Kurt Steinberg
04th March 2004 - 11:59:50 PM
6629 : Kurt Steinberg
Mojo, what does your message have to do with Diamond????????? This board was set up to promote homosexuality and allow Diamond's fans to exchange queer fantasies! Messages about (a) politics, and (b) heterosexual things, do not belong here!!! This is a queers-only board!!! If you don't want to drop a watery Cleveland Steamer on Diamond's head, then you should get lost! The same goes for the rest of the morons who have been posting here recently! This board should be "queered-up" immediately!!!
- Kurt Steinberg
29th February 2004 - 08:09:31 PM
6563 : Kurt Steinberg
Chachi, please stop posting under my name on this board! You've ruined this board. This used to be a great place to find Diamond-related queer fantasies - those are great masturbation material! However, the amount of queer fantasies has rapidly decreased recently, and has been replaced with crappy tripe!
- Kurt Steinberg
29th February 2004 - 01:42:03 PM
6557 : Kurt Steinberg
I did not write message 6554. This message board totally sucks now! I think someone needs to set up a homosexual Slater or Mr. Belding webpage, because this one has become tiresome.
- Kurt Steinberg
26th February 2004 - 12:53:05 AM
6491 : Kurt Steinberg
This message is for the retard who wrote message 6486 - please learn proper grammar! You write like someone with the intelligence of a 3-year-old. You're probably also hung like a 3-year-old!
Nobody wants to read your posts! If you aren't going to post about a disgusting sexual fantasy, then don't post here!!!
- Kurt Steinberg
25th February 2004 - 09:46:09 AM
6483 : Kurt Steinberg
This website was so much better when everyone thought it was really Diamond's homepage! The first time I found this website, I thought Diamond must have some sort of learning disability - why else would half of the words be misspelled? All of the queer messages in the guestbook were icing on the cake.
However, this website has quickly become lame now that everyone knows this isn't really Diamond's homepage.
- Kurt Steinberg
25th February 2004 - 01:08:53 AM
6479 : Kurt Steinberg
Who wrote message #6476??? Screw you!!! This is a homosexual guestbook intended to allow the exchange of queer Dustin Diamond fantasies! This guestbook clearly was set up to promote manly love! Why else would this guestbook use these fruity colors???
Please leave and don't come back. Feel free to post in a Belding guestbook or a heterosexual guestbook dedicated to Diamond. However, this is a queers-only guestbook! If you don't have any queer messages to contribute, you probably shouldn't post here.
- Kurt Steinberg
23rd February 2004 - 12:29:40 AM
6464 : Kurt Steinberg
Here's a great review of the new CD by Diamond's band (as hard as it may be to believe, Diamond must actually be a better actor than signer! That's shocking to me!):
http://66.218.71.225/search/cache?ei=UTF-8&p=Rosebud+%22salty+the+pocketknife%22&u=www.bassplayer.com/Reviews.htm&w=rosebud+%22salty+the+pocketknife%22&d=A4E1912226&c=482&yc=52723&icp=1
"The big problem with actors-turned-musicians is that their bands get much further than they should, based on novelty or publicity rather than the strength of their musical achievement. Take Salty The Pocketknife, for example, a proggy modern-rock quartet whose publicists prominently tout Dustin Diamond—Screech from Saved By The Bell—on bass. (Hey, it made me listen.) While the grinding, angular songs are certainly not trite or formulaic, they feature the unlistenably bad vocals of Rosebud, who himself sounds like a screeching gnome leaping around in someone’s drug-induced nightmare. Diamond capably holds down the odd time signatures, though he rarely ventures outside the mind-numbingly repetitive guitar riffs. You might listen to it once for laughs, but you won’t listen twice. "
- Kurt Steinberg
22nd February 2004 - 11:57:27 AM
6457 : Kurt Steinberg
Here's some articles about Diamond:
http://www.uwmleader.com/vnews/display.v/ART/2003/11/11/3fb1a800cc379
http://216.239.39.104/search?q=cache:sa10GJxawC0J:www.giantgenius.com/archives/000384.html+%22dustin+diamond%22+google&hl=en&ie=UTF-8
Here's a great quip about Diamond's band:
http://groups.google.com/groups?q=loveruckus&hl=en&lr=&ie=UTF-8&oe=UTF-8&selm=4rc7j5%24b8g%40newsbf02.news.aol.com&rnum=1
This webpage has a clip of a song from Diamond's band:
http://www.sonancerecords.com/downloads.html
- Kurt Steinberg
19th February 2004 - 01:34:19 AM
6423 : Kurt Steinberg
Please stop with the pro/anti Mexican, jew, and black posts. Such posts have nothing to do with queer Dustin Diamond fantasies and do not belong here. People come to this guestbook to find Diamond-related (and SBTB-related) masturbation material. I seriously doubt that any of the queers who frequent this board get hard when reading racial messages.
Diamond, please see to it that the "Remember When..." guy posts some more recaps. How about a recap of the episode where there was the "senior skip" day but Zack was stuck in class. Screech dressed up as Zack to participate in a radio contest, as I recall.
- Kurt Steinberg
18th February 2004 - 01:06:32 AM
6417 : Kurt Steinberg
Hey gang, has everyone else noticed that Diamond's website has become incredibly lame? It's lost its edge. In fact, I'm not even sure whether I still want to do Diamond in his cornhole! He's really not an attractive guy! In fact, he's so unattractive that I'm seriously considering turning straight. Maybe if Diamond queers up this guestbook soon I'll change my mind.
In the meantime, has everyone seen this for sale: http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/ASIN/B0000DIZT9/qid%3D1077084069/sr%3D11-1/ref%3Dsr%5F11%5F1/002-9935615-6054440
It's the CD for Diamond's crappy band! It's great toss-off music! You'd better buy your copy quicky - they're selling like hotcakes on Amazon.com. In fact, this CD is ranked #358,304 of all the CDs offered at Amazon.com!
- Kurt Steinberg
16th February 2004 - 11:59:29 PM
6413 : Kurt Steinberg
Whatever happened to ChaChi/Internet Cop? Did he come out of the closet yet? In my opinion, anyone who watches enough Saved By The Bell episodes (especially those from the New Class) eventually turns gay and wants to have sex with Diamond. Diamond just has that effect on people!!!
- Kurt Steinberg
15th February 2004 - 06:26:05 PM
6407 : Kurt Steinberg
The writer of message 6406 isn't fooling anyone! Please leave and don't come back. This website was set up to promote homosexuality and the exchange of queer Dustin Diamond fantasies. Your message is off-topic and should be deleted by the website administrator.
- Kurt Steinberg
11th February 2004 - 11:34:24 PM
6380 : Kurt Steinberg
Diamond, your website is quickly becoming lame again. Please spice it up by posting your own queer fantasies - let us know what you'd like the dudes who frequent this guestbook to do to you! Also, please get the "Remember when..." guy to start posting again.
I'd like to use your neatly trimmed beard to soak up the piss underneath the urinal in my office building. Would you like that? Afterwards you can drink some loads!
- Kurt Steinberg
10th February 2004 - 02:09:41 AM
6366 : Kurt Steinberg
Here's a great album to play while spanking it! http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/tg/detail/-/B0000033GY/qid=1076396938//ref=sr_8_xs_ap_i11_xgl15/102-9676250-3721740?v=glance&s=music&n=507846
It really gets me in the mood!!!
- Kurt Steinberg
10th February 2004 - 02:02:21 AM
6365 : Kurt Steinberg
Who's the Kurt Steinberg imposter (message 6359)? Nobody was fooled, you LOSER! Please leave so that the rest of us can get back to exchanging queer fantasies about our idol, Dustin Diamond!
Diamond, did you, Belding, and the rest of the Saved By The Bell gang really have a drug-induced orgy? Did you, Slater, and Belding make a queer train, with you in the middle?
- Kurt Steinberg
07th February 2004 - 02:56:05 PM
6345 : Kurt Steinberg
Hey guys, check out this picture of the Saved By The bell gang: http://www.angelfire.com/80s/iluffthe80s/
What is Salter doing? He has a very strange look on his face - is Belding doing him from behind?
- Kurt Steinberg
06th February 2004 - 01:40:48 AM
6338 : Kurt Steinberg
Gwando, we all know you're a cocksucker, just like the other 98% of the posters here! As I recall, you've posted messages in which you said you had given Diamond a Cleveland Steamer!
By the way, what ever happened to "Friendly Adviser"? He always provided helpful suggestions re: masturbating to pictures of Diamond!
- Kurt Steinberg
04th February 2004 - 11:38:15 PM
6327 : Kurt Steinberg
Here's another picture of Diamond: http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/tg/detail/-/B0000VHGUQ/104-0390683-0777542?v=glance&s=home-garden&n=507846&me=A3ITI9OL2RKBEO&vi=pictures&img=14#more-pictures
Diamond, I love the Hawaiian shorts!!! Come over to my place for some gay lovin' and wear them!!! I'll yank them off and then do you in the cornhole!!!
- Kurt Steinberg
04th February 2004 - 11:32:02 PM
6326 : Kurt Steinberg
Saved By The Bell Seasons 3 and 4 are coming out on DVD soon!!! http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B0001EFV9K.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg
Thanks for the masturbation material Diamond!!! I'm going to lose so many loads while watching these episodes!!! I already spooged in my pants when I saw Diamond in the picture!
- Kurt Steinberg
03rd February 2004 - 11:18:42 PM
6314 : Kurt Steinberg
Gwando, I certainly don't do animals! I just do other dudes, just like you! I, like 95% of the posters here, come to this Dustin Diamond webpage to find queer fantasies about Diamond! Nothing gets me off like homosexual Diamond posts!
- Kurt Steinberg
02nd February 2004 - 08:56:04 AM
6307 : Kurt Steinberg
Gwando, please stop posting links to disgusting heterosexual porn! By the way, I have seen (and done) pussies before. As I have previously stated, I was heterosexual until I saw Diamond in Saved By The Bell. Diamond's character "Screech" turned me gay, and not just a little gay - now I'm full-blown Liberace gay!!!
- Kurt Steinberg
31st January 2004 - 12:18:37 PM
6291 : Kurt Steinberg
Diamond,
I still want to have gay sex with you - I think you'll find that I'm a thoughful gay lover. As I'm doing you in your cornhole, I'll give you a "reach-around" to get you off!!! Let's hook up!
- Kurt Steinberg
29th January 2004 - 08:51:31 AM
6273 : Kurt Steinberg
Michael Moore (message 6269), are you the really fat, bearded filmmaker who hates America? If so, I am not game! Your fat, mushy ass could never turn me on! I would like to take a dump on you, but not for sexual pleasure; instead, I just don't like you!
- Kurt Steinberg
27th January 2004 - 10:43:42 PM
6268 : Kurt Steinberg
"Remember When" guy, thanks for the great recap!
How about a recap of "The Fabulous Belding Boys"? That's the episode where Belding's brother was a substitute teacher. I don't exactly recall, but I seem to remember that Screech was jealous of all the attention that Belding brother was getting. I also vaguely recall that somebody gave Screech a "dirty sanchez" at the end of the episode!
- Kurt Steinberg
25th January 2004 - 09:37:59 PM
6253 : Kurt Steinberg
Diamond, I saw the Saved By The Bell episode the other day where a girl joins the Bayside wrestling team. On the girl's birthday, Zack and the gang gave her a cupcake with a candle inserted in the top of it. You asked for the candle because you said that you liked to eat wax, and then you ate the paper in which the cupcake was wrapped. Did you write those jokes yourself? They weren't funny at all!
The "Remember When" guy should do a recap of that episode!
- Kurt Steinberg
24th January 2004 - 11:04:39 PM
6252 : Kurt Steinberg
Diamond, I'm thinking of filming a x-rated queer sex video. Would you like to participate? I'll call it "Kurt's Squirts," and I'll be the star of each of the many scenes. I'd like to have a scene would you where I do you in the cornhole, tea bag you, and then give you a Cleveland Steamer!!! Doesn't that sound like fun???
- Kurt Steinberg
24th January 2004 - 06:19:25 PM
6251 : Kurt Steinberg
What's the deal with the fake website administrator??? I have no doubt that the real website administrator wants to promote the posting of homoerotic messages concerning Diamond!
Diamond, let's get together for gay sex! I'll "tea bag" you while I take a dump on your head!!! Next, I'll give you a golden shower to clean off your face! Finally, I'll blow my wad in your eyes!!!
- Kurt Steinberg
12th January 2004 - 11:47:39 PM
6156 : Kurt Steinberg
David Evans (message 6154), why are you posting messages about jewelry on a homosexual Dustin Diamond fan page? Let's hook up for manly love - I'll give you a "hot lunch" and then I'll clean you off with a ggolden shower. Diamond should feel free to join in for fun.
- Kurt Steinberg
12th January 2004 - 07:03:57 PM
6151 : Kurt Steinberg
Debbie, thanks for the support. I have not posted here for a few days because this website has become lame. By the way, I certainly did not post message 6148 - it's a "Kurt Steinberg" imposter! I certainly don't want to buy anyone's soiled underwear! I only post here because I want to put my beef in Diamond's male taco! People like Chaci are ruining this place by posting fake messages under other posters' names.
- Kurt Steinberg
08th January 2004 - 11:46:50 PM
6134 : Kurt Steinberg
David Evans (message 6125), let's get together for gay sex! We can talk about mortgage refinancings after you drink my hot load!!!
J & S (message 6128), you should join us and we'll make a queer train!!!
- Kurt Steinberg
Tuesday, February 28, 2006
Cartoon of Screech, Mr. Belding, and Slater Dancing
Here's a nice cartoon of Screech, Mr. Belding, and Slater dancing to the Village People's "Y.M.C.A." song! Mr. Belding and Slater certainly appear to be having a great time dancing with Screech.
Tuesday, February 07, 2006
Article About Diamond's Unsuccessful Attempt to Shut Down dustindiamond.com
Check out this press release relating to Diamond's unsuccessful attempt to shut down dustindiamond.com. I was mentioned in this:
Parody Site Wins Domain Fight vs. Ex-Child Star Art Triumphs over Celebrity In Precedent-Setting Decision
In what appears to be a first in Internet history, the World Wide Web's legal arm has rebuffed an attempt by ex-child actor Dustin Diamond ("Screech" of TV's "Saved by the Bell") to claim the eponymous Web site, http://www.dustindiamond.com. Instead the Internet Corporation for Assigned Names and Numbers (ICANN) will allow on-line artist Max Goldberg to continue to maintain his parody Web site at the dustindiamond.com address. An arbitrator acting on behalf of ICANN issued the decision on Monday. The precedent-setting decision is believed to be the first time that a celebrity has lost a domain name dispute to a non-commercial parody site.
NEW YORK (PRWEB) April 14, 2004 -- In what appears to be a first in Internet history, the World Wide Web's legal arm has rebuffed an attempt by ex-child actor Dustin Diamond ("Screech" of TV's "Saved by the Bell") to claim the eponymous Web site, http://www.dustindiamond.com.
Instead the Internet Corporation for Assigned Names and Numbers (ICANN) will allow on-line artist Max Goldberg to continue to maintain his parody Web site at the dustindiamond.com address.
An arbitrator acting on behalf of ICANN issued the decision on Monday (National Arbitration Forum Claim Number: FA0402000237446)
. The precedent-setting decision is believed to be the first time that a celebrity has lost a domain name dispute to a non-commercial parody site.
Goldberg, 21, is a free-lance programmer whose parody Web sites have been entertaining thousands of fans for several years now. His cyber-installations include www.yourethemannowdog.com, which continues to get tens of thousands of hits every week, and another heavily visited site, www.getyourasstomars.com. Another Goldberg art site, www.ytmnd.com, is set to debut on April 10.
Faced with Diamond's 38-page legal complaint, and unable to afford to hire his own legal firepower, Goldberg wrote a 28-page response himself with the help of his mother and older sister. "I was outraged that Screech would attempt to revive his floundering career by destroying my work of art," Goldberg says. "The ICANN decision shows that an artist's right to fair use still has clout in the legal arena."
Goldberg, a resident of New York City, created the dustindiamond.com site when he was just 18 years old. The site is a low-tech masterpiece making fun of America's worship of celebrity. It includes a public forum "guest book" that has been taken over by pranksters posing as rabid Diamond fans. In a typical post, someone calling himself "Kurt Steinberg" wrote to the child actor, "Your queer fans (who comprise 97% of the people who view this guestbook daily) are simply looking for homo-erotic Saved By The Bell fantasies involving you, Diamond! Such messages allow your gay followers to lose many loads annually!"
Diamond's attorneys had argued that Goldberg's site infringed on the trademark value of the actor's celebrity, calling him "a major pop icon of the 1990s" whose "'squeaky' clean image" was being damaged.
Goldberg's response pointed out that the site's reference to Diamond as a "sex symbol" clearly signaled that it is a parody. "His 'Screech' character is a stereotypically asexual geek," the response says, "and Mr. Diamond's subsequent attempts to revive his show-business career have portrayed him in a similar light, notwithstanding his recent cultivation of facial stubble." Goldberg included a photograph of Diamond as one of the exhibits in his response as proof of the actor's lack of sexual charisma.
Goldberg also pointed out that his site sells no products, carries no advertising, and yields no income. "The site exists solely for the sake of its humorous and artistic value," his response to Diamond's complaint says. "It is truly art for art's sake."
The arbitrator found that Goldberg's site falls within the realm of "fair use." The decision reads: "The Panel accepts [Goldberg's] arguments that the 'outrageously ugly and low-tech graphics and numerous errors and misspellings,' as well as the sheer absurdity of the site's claim that Dustin Diamond is a 'FAMOUS SUPERSTAR AND SEX SYMBOL' clearly signal that the site is not meant to be taken seriously."
The decision continues, "Whether the site is regarded as parody, satire, or critical commentary, and not withstanding [Goldberg's] assertion that 'lawyers are notoriously bad at understanding how humor works,' this Panel finds that legitimate non-commercial fair use commentary is involved.'"
The complete text of the decision, together with Diamond's original complaint and Goldberg's response, are available at a site Goldberg's associates registered just in case the ICANN decision went against him: www.dustindiamondsucks.com.
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Monday, February 06, 2006
"The Butt Slappin' Bunch" song
Hey fellas, here's a song I wrote about Screech (sung to the Brady Bunch theme song):
Here's the story of a man named Belding,
Who was principal of the Bayside high school,
he would butt rape and watch porn all day,
in his office at the school.
It's the story of a boy named Screechy,
who had a big jew-fro of his own.
he was friends with Zack and Slater,
they were 3 queers together, yet they were all alone.
Til the one day when the Belding met Screechy,
and they knew that it was much more than a hunch,
that this grouping would somehow form a family,
that's the way they became the "Butt-Slappin' Bunch."
Here's the story of a man named Belding,
Who was principal of the Bayside high school,
he would butt rape and watch porn all day,
in his office at the school.
It's the story of a boy named Screechy,
who had a big jew-fro of his own.
he was friends with Zack and Slater,
they were 3 queers together, yet they were all alone.
Til the one day when the Belding met Screechy,
and they knew that it was much more than a hunch,
that this grouping would somehow form a family,
that's the way they became the "Butt-Slappin' Bunch."
Sunday, January 29, 2006
Wikipedia parody website
A couple months ago I discovered a Wikipedia parody website called "Uncyclopedia." This website is supposed to be a funny version of Wikipedia where humorous satarical stories are posted about various subjects.
Unfortunately, there is a faggot editor over there with the user name "BobBobBob." This asshole deleted the "Dustin Diamond" entry several weeks ago for no apparent reason. Feel free to spam or edit this shithead's Uncyclopedia homepage.
Unfortunately, there is a faggot editor over there with the user name "BobBobBob." This asshole deleted the "Dustin Diamond" entry several weeks ago for no apparent reason. Feel free to spam or edit this shithead's Uncyclopedia homepage.
Friday, January 27, 2006
Hot Picture Of An Essential Saved By The Bell Equation
Fellow queers, Maxwell Nerdstrom drew the following queer Saved By The Bell equation. This was posted over at the Dustin Diamond Love forum website. The picture is both homo-erotic and hilarious! This equation illustrates what happens to Screech when Slater eats some Taco Bell!!!
Tuesday, January 24, 2006
Hot "Remember When" story and accompanying Drawing From The Dustin Diamond Love Forum Website
Hey queers, Maxwell Nerdstrom posted the following queer fanatasy about Screech and the Saved By The Bell gang at the Dustin Diamond Love forum website. Dner drew the accompanying picture. Thanks guys!
Screech, remember the time you saw the movie "Short Circuit"? Remember how cool you thought Number 5 was, and how you wished your robot Kevin was as cool as him? Remember how you used to have wet dreams about Kevin getting struck by lightning and magically becoming a cyborg with homosexual tendencies and fully-functional genitalia? Remember how you started to have feelings for Kevin?
Remember that one time you took Kevin for a walk in the park? Remember how people laughed and called you a shithead for taking a robot for a walk, but you didn't care because you loved Kevin and you wanted the whole world to know it?
Remember how you sat down on a bench and said "Oh Kevin, you're my only friend in the whole world...if only you could understand"? Remember how, suddenly, Kevin turned to you and said "BZZZT...KEVIN...LOVES...SCREECH"? Remember how you looked at him in amazement as he went on to say "NUMBER...5...IS...ALIVE"? Remember how you thought that the artificial intelligence routines you had programmed Kevin with must have evolved somehow? Remember how you were so happy that you threw your arms around his metallic frame and said "Oh Kevin! You've come to life! Screech loves you too", and you gave him a kiss? Remember how Kevin said "OOOH, RIGHT ON THE SENSOR", and you laughed and hugged him harder? Remember how you imagined yourself winning the Nobel prize for your pioneering work in AI?
Remember how your joy turned to confusion as you started to feel something hard poking against you? Remember how you looked down and saw a 12" iron rod with a bulbous end sticking out of Kevin's crotch? Remember how confused you were because you hadn't built Kevin with genitalia? Remember how Kevin said "BZZZT...KEVIN...NEEDS...ASS" and he grasped you with his powerful metallic claws, rendering you motionless? Remember how you cried "ZOINKS!!! No, Kevin!! Stop!!! Abort program sequence!!" as Kevin turned you around and tore down your zubaz? Remember how you squealed as Kevin thrust his cold iron cock up your poop-pipe? Remember how he thrust back and forth several times until he said "ZOINKS...I'M...GONNA...CUMMMMMM"? Remember how you felt him ejaculate oil in your ass? Remember how liters of oil spewed out of him, filling your digestive tract and distending your belly? Remember how, as the orgasm subsided, he started to quake violently with sparks coming from him? Remember how he exploded, and you were thrown to the ground?
Remember how you looked up to see Zack emerging from a nearby bush, laughing and holding a remote control unit? Remember how he told you how he had been controlling Kevin all along? Remember how he said he paid some of your fellow science nerds to build a monster penis onto Kevin? Remember how he said he'd caught the whole thing on camera, and that he was gonna get rich selling copies of the tape to your schoolmates? Remember how he walked off laughing?
Zack sure taught you a lesson about messing with technology that day!
Sunday, January 22, 2006
Kurt Loder & Dustin Diamond?
A while ago I saw that the article about Dustin Diamond at Wikipedia indicated that he had a relationship with Kurt Loder in the mid-90s. That allegation has since been removed from Wikipedia, but I do wonder if there is any truth to it. If anyone knows anything about an intimate relationship between Kurt Loder and Dustin Diamond, please post such information as a comment to this post!
Here's a hot pic of Kurt Loder:
Here's a hot pic of Kurt Loder:
Gay Photoshopped Picture of Diamond
Check out this queered-up picture of Diamond that someone posted in an old Dustin Diamond Yahoo! group last year. I personally have lost a few loads while looking at this picture:
Diamond's nutsack
Check of this picture of Diamond's nutsack that "Jumpin' Jewsack" posted at the Dustin Diamond Forum:
Sunday, January 15, 2006
Old posts from DustinDiamond.com (part 9)
| 08th January 2004 - 03:17:07 AM |
| 6123 : Kurt Steinberg |
| I want to play a little fantasy game - it's called "Diamond Dump." I'll eat some Taco Bell and then I'll get naked and situate my ass about 3 inches from your face. Next, I'll pretend that your lips are a toilet seat and take a dump!!! - Kurt Steinberg |
| 07th January 2004 - 02:02:07 AM |
| 6113 : Kurt Steinberg |
| John Parker (message 6112), why are you posting a message about mortgage refinancing in a Dustin Diamond guestbook? This guestbook is only to be used by homosexuals to post queer fantasies about Diamond and other Saved By The Bell characters!!!! - Kurt Steinberg |
| 06th January 2004 - 02:52:54 AM |
| 6107 : Kurt Steinberg |
| Diamond, you should purchase one of Randy Constan's mousepads: http://www.pixyland.org/peterpan/pixyPromos.html Are you going to blow your wad on the mousepad? - Kurt Steinberg |
| 05th January 2004 - 11:51:52 AM |
| 6104 : Kurt Steinberg |
| Crusher, the pixie website is real. I previously posted a link to an article about the guy who is in all of the pictures - he claims he is straight, but his insistence on dressing like a fairy broke up his marriage a few years ago. Now he goes to lesbian bars to meet women. |
| 05th January 2004 - 02:13:54 AM |
| 6098 : Kurt Steinberg |
| Here's your #1 fan: http://unclestupid.com/modules/coppermine/albums/userpics/10007/normal_darth-mullett.jpg |
| 04th January 2004 - 03:57:03 PM |
| 6095 : Kurt Steinberg |
| Diamond, are you jealous of this bullfighter? http://unclestupid.com/modules.php?name=coppermine&file=displayimage&album=3&pos=160 |
| 04th January 2004 - 03:51:53 AM |
| 6092 : Kurt Steinberg |
| Diamond, did you ever dress like this for school??? http://www.pixyland.org/peterpan/photo_closeups_sb1.htm |
| 04th January 2004 - 03:41:52 AM |
| 6091 : Kurt Steinberg |
| Diamond, what has happened to this website? It has become extemely bland and lame. Please queer it up! You need to start deleting all posts which lack homo-erotic overtones! Please show some respect for your queer fan base! - Kurt Steinberg P.S. When are the 3rd and 4th seasons of Saved By The Bell coming out on DVD? |
| 02nd January 2004 - 03:03:47 AM |
| 6076 : Kurt Steinberg |
| Diamond, I saw your buddy Slater at one of the televised New Years' parties on Wednesday evening. When I saw him on a big screen TV at a bar, I got really hard. Within about 5 minutes, I was in the alley behind the bar doing some other dude (whose name I don't even know!) next to the dumpster! When are you going to appear on some nationally televised celebration specials? Your queer fans would love that!!! - Kurt Steinberg |
| 30th December 2003 - 11:19:37 PM |
| 6039 : Kurt Steinberg |
| Diamond, have you ever been on a queer cruise? It's a great way to get some hot, manly lovin'!!! Let's book a cruise here: http://atlantisevents.com/orbitz.asp Maybe we can go to Mexico: http://atlantisevents.com/html/vac/CM04.asp - Kurt Steinberg |
| 29th December 2003 - 12:26:56 AM |
| 6012 : Kurt Steinberg |
| Check out the pictures of the "running fairies" on this website: http://www.pixyland.org/peterpan/pixyFriendsPage.html I think it's possible that the pixy website is actually even more homosexual than this website! I wonder if Diamond has ever dressed up as a fairy for (a) Halloween or (b) a regular night on the town! - Kurt Steinberg |
| 28th December 2003 - 06:46:54 PM |
| 6009 : Kurt Steinberg |
| Debbie (message 5994), you are correct - I did not post any fake messages here under your name. By the way, why did Diamond choose these crazy colors for his guestbook? I have yet to figure that one out. Also, why did he misspell half of the words on the www.dustindiamond.com main page (he even misspelled "Screech," the character he used to play!)? It's almost as if Diamond is seeking ridicule. I wonder if he and his family and friends set up this website just to play a joke on his loyal fans! In any event, this is a fun guestbook! - Kurt Steinberg |
| 23rd December 2003 - 11:29:38 AM |
| 5986 : Kurt Steinberg |
| AIDS Guy (message 5981), the Peter Pan guy doesn't have a guestbook. It's unfortunate, because I'd post queer messages in it if he had one. By the way, that website isn't a joke. That's the guy's real website! Check out this article about him: http://www.sptimes.com/News/080701/Floridian/On_the_Never_Never_Ne.shtml - Kurt Steinberg |
| 23rd December 2003 - 03:19:29 AM |
| 5978 : Kurt steinberg |
| Has anyone here ever masturbated while looking a the pictures on this website: http://www.pixyland.org/peterpan/photo_closeups_pp4.htm i hope Diamond gets a Peter Pan outfit!!! - Kurt Steinberg |
| 22nd December 2003 - 02:27:11 AM |
| 5965 : Kurt Steinberg |
| Debbie, as one of the other posters recently eloquently wrote, Diamond is a "penniless nerd." That's why people post nasty things about him - his career is completely washed up; consequently, people make fun of him here. I do agree that many people think he's hot - as you can tell, he has a substantial queer following!!! Most of the dudes who post here want to have gay sex with Diamond!!! Regardless of whether you like or dislike Diamond, everyone loves this guestbook! Some people visit this guestbook to pay their tributes to Diamond, while others simply come here to laugh their asses off at the disgusting things that have been posted. Others come just to read the queer fantasies that have been posted. There's something here for everyone!!! - Kurt Steinberg |
| 15th December 2003 - 04:14:28 AM |
| 5935 : Kurt Steinberg |
| Sammy shitstain (message 5926), I'm glad that you also want to have gay sex with Hitoshi!!! [ http://www.generation.nl/~hitoshi/ ] I've been thinking about him all day! He's like a Japanese Screech!!! I want to take a whiz on Hitoshi's head and then sit on his head and drop some nasty ass - American-style ass!!!! Perhaps we should both go to Japan and find him! Are golden showers illegal in Japan??? - Kurt Steinberg |
| 12th December 2003 - 02:00:00 AM |
| 5908 : Kurt Steinberg |
| Check out this website: http://www.generation.nl/~hitoshi/ |
| 11th December 2003 - 11:08:04 AM |
| 5906 : Kurt Steinberg |
| Diamond, thanks for posting on this board again (message 5904)!!! I have several comments/questions for you: 1. I didn't realize that you were such a big I Love Lucy fan! Good for you! Did you think that Desi Arnaz was a great actor? When you watch reruns of I Love Lucy, do you get hot? 2. Why did you really send the cease and desist letter linked at message 5862? If so, why? 3. Did Belding ever take a dump in your mouth or give you a "Dirty Sanchez"? If so, can I buy a videotaped copy of the encounter(s)? Do you and Belding still keep in touch? - Kurt Steinberg |
| 10th December 2003 - 10:50:05 AM |
| 5892 : Kurt Steinberg |
| I certainly hope that the real Dustin Diamond does not gain control of this website (assuming he doesn't already covertly own it). If he does, his manager will probably try to improve his public image by eliminating the queer aspects of the website (e.g., the homosexual posts, the gay colors, etc.) Let's all hope that doesn't happen! - Kurt Steinberg |
| 10th December 2003 - 01:33:09 AM |
| 5891 : Kurt Steinberg |
| Diamond, this website has become too heterosexual and lame! Please queer it up!!! I want to see posts about loads being squirted, drunk, etc! - Kurt Steinberg |
| 09th December 2003 - 01:15:39 AM |
| 5888 : Kurt Steinberg |
| Freddie, you certainly did not scare me away from Diamond's website - instead, I've been on a little vacation. I was up in San Francisco hanging out with some other homosexuals - I lost many loads and took dumps on three dudes!!! I hope that my absence didn't to disappoint my queer fans! What happened to the "Remember when..." guy? I hope he posts again - I need more masturbation material!!! - Kurt Steinberg |
| 05th December 2003 - 01:41:10 AM |
| 5865 : Kurt Steinberg |
| http://caselaw.lp.findlaw.com/scripts/ts_search.pl?title=15&sec=1129 |
| 05th December 2003 - 01:34:17 AM |
| 5864 : Kurt Steinberg |
| Max Goldberg, I'd like to add that if you haven't tried to sell this domain name to Diamond, then I also fail to see how you are in violation of the Anti Cyber Computer Act under 15 U.S.C. 1129. Paragraph (A) recites: "Any person who registers a domain name that consists of the name of another living person, or a name substantially and confusingly similar thereto, without that person's consent, with the specific intent to profit from such name by selling the domain name for financial gain to that person or any third party, shall be liable in a civil action by such person." This statute requires you to have the "specific intent" to profit from Diamond's name by selling the domain name. If you haven't tried to sell this domain name and there is no evidence that you intend to try to sell it, then I don't see how you could possibly be in violation of 15 U.S.C. 1129. - Kurt Steinberg |
| 05th December 2003 - 01:28:40 AM |
| 5863 : Kurt Steinberg |
| I am sad that this webpage may soon cease to exist. Max Goldberg, have you tried to sell this domain name to Diamond or for a profit? If not, then I fail to see how you are in violation of 15 U.S.C. 1125(a) - "False designations of origin, false descriptions, and dilution forbidden" See http://caselaw.lp.findlaw.com/scripts/ts_search.pl?title=15&sec=1125 This statute prohibits you from profiting off Diamond's name. However, if you have no intention of selling this domain name and you aren't generating any income (e.g., from advertising), I fail to see how you are in violation of this federal statute. - Kurt Steinberg |
| 04th December 2003 - 11:20:03 AM |
| 5861 : Kurt Steinberg |
| Diamond, do you like jewelry? I'd like to give you a pearl necklace!!! - Kurt Steinberg |
| 04th December 2003 - 12:32:52 AM |
| 5855 : Kurt Steinberg |
| Diamond, where was your website during the past week? I thought it was gone for good. :( - Kurt Steinberg |
| 26th November 2003 - 01:30:19 AM |
| 5847 : Kurt Steinberg |
| Site Admin (message 5830), please contact me for gay sex. I will squirt my hot, salty load in your eye and then fart in your face, for your deviant pleasure!!! - Kurt Steinberg |
| 24th November 2003 - 12:33:12 AM |
| 5821 : Kurt Steinberg |
| "a lie???" (message 5818), you don't remember that scene? That's probably because you only saw the heavily editted version that is often replayed on Nickelodeon! The "Remember when ..." guy is well-known for accurately recapping some of the most queer Saved By The Bell episodes!!! - Kurt Steinberg P.S. Diamond, please pencil me in for 7:00 PM tomorrow night behind the local rest stop! |
| 20th November 2003 - 01:42:29 AM |
| 5796 : Kurt Steinberg |
| Diamond, I met some dudes the other day back by the dumpster behind my local gas station. After they sucked me off, I mentioned your website to them! Surprisingly, they alreqady knew about it! Are you aware that this is one of the most popular gay sex websites on the Internet??? Here's a website that lists true stories about Diamond and the other Saved By The Bell actors: http://members.tripod.com/screechp/thetruth.html - One of these entries states that you are a hermaphodyte! I didn't realize that! - Kurt Steinberg |
| 19th November 2003 - 11:19:03 AM |
| 5790 : Kurt Steinberg |
| Diamond, as I recall, you used to call Belding "Mr. B." Most people assumed that you called him that because his last name was "Belding." However, I always fantasized that it was your sexual play name for him because he always fed you his "Big" load. Am I correct? Did Belding always have a big, huge load??? - Kurt Steinberg |
Monday, January 02, 2006
Old posts from DustinDiamond.com (part 8)
| 18th November 2003 - 11:16:18 AM |
| 5777 : Kurt Steinberg |
| Gwando, I found a plethora of masturbation material!!! Here's some great fantasy masturbation material involving Slater: http://www.x-entertainment.com/articles/0684/ Here's a profile of Diamond: http://www.x-entertainment.com/messages/309.html Here's an erotic board game!!! http://www.x-entertainment.com/messages/368.html Here are recaps of a couple episodes - both contain pictures of Diamond that get me really hard!!! http://www.x-entertainment.com/messages/643.html http://www.x-entertainment.com/messages/585.html Finally, here's recap of the episode where everyone forgot about Diamond's birthday ("Remember when" might want to do his own recap of this episode): http://www.x-entertainment.com/messages/486.html - Kurt Steinberg |
| 18th November 2003 - 03:02:58 AM |
| 5771 : Kurt Steinberg |
| "Remember when" guy, thanks for the story! I've already lost three loads!!! How about a recap of the prom episode where Jessie and Slater got locked in the boiler room of the school? As I recall, Screech smelled the fumes from Slater's ass (they smelled like baked tortillas) emanating from the boiler room and became insanely jealous when he realized that Jessie was locked in there with Slater. - Kurt |
| 18th November 2003 - 12:42:36 AM |
| 5767 : Kurt Steinberg |
| Diamond, check out what this dog did to your website: http://www.formetopoopon.com/poop.php?url=www.dustindiamond.com&you=6969696969@yahoo.com&friend=6969696969@yahoo.com&x=99&y=42 - Kurt Steinberg |
| 17th November 2003 - 02:33:12 AM |
| 5762 : Kurt Steinberg |
| Diamond, you'll have to copy and paste the entire link to see the sperm whale!!! |
| 17th November 2003 - 02:27:36 AM |
| 5761 : Kurt Steinberg |
| Diamond, check out this beached whale: http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&u=/031116/photos_sc_afp/031116221248_oilhqnnk_photo0 The picture totally reminds me of you!!! Wonder why??? Well, I'd like you to lay on you side with your mouth wide open, just like the whale - you need to give me a target and I'll try to shoot my load into it!!! Also, this is a "sperm whale," and 99% of the dudes who post here want you to drink their sperm!!! If you were to be reincarnated, I'll bet you'd like to come back as an animal with the word "sperm" in its species' name!!! - Kurt Steinberg |
| 16th November 2003 - 02:53:05 AM |
| 5751 : Kurt Steinberg |
| Rachelle (messages 5749 and 5750), this is a homosexual Dustin Diamond website! It was set up to provide Diamond's queer fans with a forum for (a) exchanging gay fantasies involving Diamond, and (b) scheduling gay sex with Diamond. Gwando, you gave a great post! I'm relieved that I'm not the only one who wants to use Diamond's face and mouth as a toilet! Thinking about crapping all over Diamond's face is really arousing!!! - Kurt Steinberg |
| 14th November 2003 - 02:30:17 AM |
| 5722 : Kurt Steinberg |
| Diamond, Let's get together for some manly fun! Do you like it when other dudes eat stuff out of your ass? I'd like to eat some chips with you - I'll put the dip in the crack of your ass! After I'm done with the chips and dip, I'll sit on your head and drop ass! - Kurt Steinberg |
| 13th November 2003 - 02:11:51 AM |
| 5702 : Kurt Steinberg |
| "Remember when" guy, do you remember the episode where Zack made the subliminal tapes? One of his tapes was played over the PA system and then a bunch of girls and SLATER each placed wooden hearts around Zack's neck. That's an episode you should recap for us! As I recall, Screech was so jealous when Slater placed his heart around Zack's neck that he sprayed diarrhea all over his rainbow-colored pants! whata (message 5696), I also thought it was really funny when everyone thought that this was Diamond's real website! It was great when everyone thought that Diamond spelled like a complete retard! Oh well, at this this guestbook is still being maintained! Where else would Diamond's fans be able to exchange queer fantasies about Diamond? - Kurt Steinberg |
| 12th November 2003 - 11:33:08 AM |
| 5691 : Kurt Steinberg |
| Ron Jeremy (message 5671), I will eat your ass if you tape a picture of Diamond to the back of your ass! Cut a hole where Diamond's mouth is on the picture and line it up with your asshole! When I toss your salad, it will seem as though I'm French-kissing Diamond! Afterward, I will take a dump in your mouth and ass-slam you! - Kurt Steinberg |
| 12th November 2003 - 11:27:27 AM |
| 5690 : Kurt Steinberg |
| Gwando, I found more masturbation material!!! This article contains a couple more pictures of Diamond: http://www.stoutonia.uwstout.edu/2001-2002/Stories/010927/et_01.html - Kurt Steinberg |
| 12th November 2003 - 02:27:22 AM |
| 5685 : Kurt Steinberg |
| Check out this article about Diamond (located at http://www.benladner.com/indepth/feature/040303_screech.html): Eagle Nights Director Shwa Losben opened tonight’s act by actor and comedian Dustin Diamond, formerly known as ‘Screech’ from the popular 90’s comedy show “Saved by the Bell.” Diamond then talked for an hour about his days as a child star, interlacing it with comedy and complaints of being typecast. Diamond started his Wednesday night set by lifting up his shirt and exposing his nipple ring, not only to set the tone for the night, but also to break down the nostalgia that brought many to see the former star. Michelle Abbott, KSB ’03, thought Diamond was past his prime. “I was waiting for a friend to get a Jamba Juice. I think he was trying to make jokes, but no one was really listening. I think everyone was just there to stare and go, ‘wow, that guy's career is washed up.’ Although I did hear one girl say to her friend, I think he's hot. I had to resist the urge to slap the dumbass out of her. And so, my friend got her Jamba Juice, we pointed and laughed, and then we left.” Generally rude and somewhat shocking to the audience, Screech was profane and reveled in the crowd’s reaction to his use of the word “fuck.” Diamond was also vocal in his emphasis on the “fortune” part of Hollywood, saying that his days of seeking “fame” were long gone. He told the crowd of approximately 250 that filled the Tavern that he was doing work only for the money these days, and that he had been paid $750,000 for his appearance on Celebrity Boxing, $10,000 for Celebrity Dating but would not disclose the amount he was paid for his Eagle Nights appearance. “I thought he sucked. I wasn’t entertained by the comic stylings of Dustin Diamond. I don’t find jokes about drunk driving or the war very truthful or funny,” senor Jeff Cox said. “However, it’s by far the most people I’ve seen at any Eagle Nights event this year.” “He definitely lived up to his disclosure he offered at the beginning of his performance in which he said "'fuck off' to any one who might be offended by his comments, I walked out after 10 minutes it was so horrible and unentertaining,” said SPA freshman Stephanie Metkus. Generally avoiding politics, Diamond still asked the crowd how many of them supported the war in Iraq, and how many “thought it should never have happened.” Diamond also talked about “the truth” and said that most who were unhappy with what was being said were those who disliked hearing what was happening. He offered a physics example of his microphone falling and said that “no matter whether you wanted it to fall, it still was going to, so just accept it.” Part of Diamond's act was a running dialogue about typecasting, as he complained that he should not be punished as an actor for having a successful comedy show for ten years. He said that, unlike comics like Will Ferrell, formerly of Saturday Night Live who had many different characters, people only knew him as ‘Screech.’ Diamond seemed to make a concerted effort to break that image from the minds of those present. This stood in contrast wiith his embrace of the 'Screech' image after the show by selling Saved by the Bell scripts and making a segregated line to meet him, where paying people were allowed preference. Diamond charged $10 for signed polaroids. “I thought it was interesting, I didn’t know what to expect,” current SC Secretary Patrick Elliott said. “I knew he wouldn’t come out acting like Screech, a 27 year old certainly couldn't pull off the prepubescent annoying kid role. His routine was just alright. It was cool to see the guy, but I was not that entertained... so I left early. As someone who enjoys standup and the art of comedy, I realize that comedy is just a disguised social critique, but he forgot to disguise it and well, at times, make it funny. His act would have been better if he had disguised his social critiques in, well, jokes. Not make a stupid joke and then say ‘I think this and that is wrong with the world.’“ Diamond also got into the crude, where self-deprecating humor met up with his crudeness, leading into a discussion to his sex life and penis size. ‘Screech’ defined himself as being an inch long and three inches think, and described his sex life as a marshmallow trying to fit into a piggy bank. Upon questioning, Diamond said his male organ was “like a pink tuna fish can.” His comments were met with groans of disgust from the audience. His self-deprecating humor, however, did not stop Diamond from pursuing females in the audience, “He asked me my name, I thought just for the autograph. He signed his name and asked me if I knew where Adams Morgan was. I said yes and he said he’d be there later. I asked where in Adams Morgan and he said he thought it was a place. I told him it was an area with lots of hangouts and then he gave me his cell phone number and told me to call him later to find out where it was,” said Mary, a student who wished not to be embarrassed by being hit on by Diamond. “Now I know how Lisa Turtle and Kelly Kapowski felt like everyday.” The crowd of students was seemingly not very involved with Diamond, and many were seen leaving during the act. The crowd also had several hecklers that taunted Diamond during his performance. Several students also shouted out questions during his lines. A brawl almost ensued when a member of the audience asked “when did you stop being funny?” Diamond told the student that he was a “pussy” for saying that from the back of the room and not to his face on stage. The student then proceeded towards the stage. The brawl was avoided when the student was held back by Student Confederation Vice President Zen Hunter-Ishikawa and Diamond’s manager. ‘Screech’ taunted the student afterwards, calling him a “puss.” Afterwards, ATV News, AU’s closed campus television station, tried to get some footage of ‘Screech’ for their program. They were reprimanded by Eagle Nights Director Shwa Losben and Assistant Director Caroline Poteat for what was described as a contract between the University and Dustin Diamond concerning the copyright to his images and video. They explained that still photographs were allowed, but any other recording was allowed. There were no posted prohibitions and the legal basis of this claim was non-existent due to the non commercial intent of ATV’s use of any Diamond images. “I mean, this is a guy who is basically our age and people are flipping out over a contract, come on, seriously, it’s just ‘Screech,’ said ATV News Manager Carrie Rainen. “I guess I’m not mad at ‘Screech’ as much as I am at the people who set this up. They’re denying any request for us to interview or film him, it’s incredibly obnoxious.” Student Activities Assistant Tracy Florence spoke to the ATV News cameramen, Jon Wood and Carrie Rainen about not filming ‘Screech.’ She asked them not to pursue the matter lest Public Safety intervene and that she would be willing to discuss the matter later. Florence said that the contractual agreement between the University and Diamond mandated no video footage. Florence was unwilling to show ATV the contract she was citing. Rainen told BenLadner.com that they had gotten a few seconds of Diamond footage before being blocked, and that may have been enough for their purposes. ATV Cameraman Brad Burns, an SOC student, said that he was told “taping would be considered a breach of the contract they had with Diamond. It was ridiculous, it’s not illegal to tape someone, and this guy is not the caliber of star to command such a restrictive contract. When was the last time you saw this guy on TV? He’s a Saturday morning TV star. I guess, if anything, I feel bad for him.” Diamond was reticent to give a quote to BenLadner.com as well, “I can’t give a quote without checking with my manager,” ‘Screech’ said to Benladner.com. Diamond’s manager, who was present, said that “We’re not doing interviews.” When pressed further for a quote, Diamond said that he would only tell the campus community “don’t do drugs and don’t drink and drive.” Eagle Nights announced they would be holding their next function next Wednesday: dodgeball in Bender Arena. |
| 12th November 2003 - 02:15:18 AM |
| 5683 : Kurt Steinberg |
| Hey gang, check out these sexy pictures of Diamond: http://www.wasteoftechnology.com/motw16.shtml Those pictures and the article made me rock-hard! I lost 3 loads in 15 minutes when I first looked at those pictures and started tossing off!!! - Kurt Steinberg |
| 11th November 2003 - 03:38:49 AM |
| 5655 : Kurt Steinberg |
| Diamond, when are the third and fourth seasons of Saved By The Bell going to be released on DVD? I need new masturbation material!!! The episode where Zack and Slater get in the fight really brings some wood into my life! I had a wet dream the other night because I was dreaming about that episode! I dreamed that instead of Zack and Slater fighting, you and I were fighting! However, you were naked and I kept slugging you in the nuts! In my dream you were begging me to smack your nutsack harder and harder! When I woke up my sheets were soaked with many loads! - Kurt Steinberg |
| 10th November 2003 - 01:49:23 AM |
| 5645 : Kurt Steinberg |
| Leaky ass queer, I'm glad that I'm not the only one who wants to spray diarrhea all over Diamond's huge nose! I frequently have queer sex with dudes I meet at gas station bathrooms and rest areas - they are the bath houses of the 21st century for many homos!!! Have you ever gotten it on with another dude next to the dumster behind a gas station? I did that the other with a young stud - I don't even know that queer's name! I did give him my hot load in his cornhole, however!!! - Kurt Steinberg |
| 08th November 2003 - 07:27:20 PM |
| 5632 : Kurt Steinberg |
| "Remember When" guy, do you rmember the episode where the Saved By The Bell gang went to Palm Springs? As you may recall, Diamond dressed up as a ship captain and carried a book which he said would teach him how to get girls. That sounds like a good "Remember When" story for you. Leaky Ass Queer, have you ever been sucked off in the wooded area behind a rest stop? I have many times - usually with dudes I just met! Have fun giving your buddy a "Dirty Sanchez"!!! You should also give him a "Cleveland Steamer"!!! I really want to give ome of those to Diamond!!! - Kurt Steinberg |
| 07th November 2003 - 11:44:26 AM |
| 5614 : Kurt Steinberg |
| Diamond, do you remember the game "Duck Hunt" for Nintendo? It was sold with the Nintendo game system in the late 80's. Anyway, I invented a variation of the game that I'd like to play with you! As you may recall, the user held a plastic toy gun and shot at ducks flying around the TV screen. In my version, you are the target, and my "weapon" is my penis, instead of a plastic gun! I win if my load ends up in your mouth or eye! If my wad lands in one of your huge nostrils, I win bonus points!!!!! - Kurt Steinberg |
| 07th November 2003 - 01:27:55 AM |
| 5607 : Kurt Steinberg |
| "Remember When" guy, thanks for the post. I vaguely remember the scene where Diamond had the corncob lodged in his cornhole. Diamond's guestbook provides an invaluable service to his queer fans! All of the homosexual posters need to keep up the good work! My penis is purple right now because I've been masturbating so much while reading the messages posted here! I especially like the stories involving Belding and Diamond! My favs are the stories where Diamond thinks Slater is doing him in the cornhole, and only discovers that Belding is in fact the person anally penetrating him after he turns on the lights!!! - Kurt Steinberg |
| 06th November 2003 - 12:48:14 AM | ||||||
| 5595 : Kurt Steinberg | ||||||
| Diamond, please queer up your website a little bit more! Militant anti-homos such as Chachi and Internet Cop are ruining this place. I know that you created this website for one reason - to promote homosexuality! Please pencil me in for a rimjob at 10:00 PM tomorrow night behind the dumpster next to the local gas station on Wilshire! - Kurt Steinberg
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