| 18th November 2003 - 11:16:18 AM |
| 5777 : Kurt Steinberg |
| Gwando, I found a plethora of masturbation material!!! Here's some great fantasy masturbation material involving Slater: http://www.x-entertainment.com/articles/0684/ Here's a profile of Diamond: http://www.x-entertainment.com/messages/309.html Here's an erotic board game!!! http://www.x-entertainment.com/messages/368.html Here are recaps of a couple episodes - both contain pictures of Diamond that get me really hard!!! http://www.x-entertainment.com/messages/643.html http://www.x-entertainment.com/messages/585.html Finally, here's recap of the episode where everyone forgot about Diamond's birthday ("Remember when" might want to do his own recap of this episode): http://www.x-entertainment.com/messages/486.html - Kurt Steinberg |
| 18th November 2003 - 03:02:58 AM |
| 5771 : Kurt Steinberg |
| "Remember when" guy, thanks for the story! I've already lost three loads!!! How about a recap of the prom episode where Jessie and Slater got locked in the boiler room of the school? As I recall, Screech smelled the fumes from Slater's ass (they smelled like baked tortillas) emanating from the boiler room and became insanely jealous when he realized that Jessie was locked in there with Slater. - Kurt |
| 18th November 2003 - 12:42:36 AM |
| 5767 : Kurt Steinberg |
| Diamond, check out what this dog did to your website: http://www.formetopoopon.com/poop.php?url=www.dustindiamond.com&you=6969696969@yahoo.com&friend=6969696969@yahoo.com&x=99&y=42 - Kurt Steinberg |
| 17th November 2003 - 02:33:12 AM |
| 5762 : Kurt Steinberg |
| Diamond, you'll have to copy and paste the entire link to see the sperm whale!!! |
| 17th November 2003 - 02:27:36 AM |
| 5761 : Kurt Steinberg |
| Diamond, check out this beached whale: http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&u=/031116/photos_sc_afp/031116221248_oilhqnnk_photo0 The picture totally reminds me of you!!! Wonder why??? Well, I'd like you to lay on you side with your mouth wide open, just like the whale - you need to give me a target and I'll try to shoot my load into it!!! Also, this is a "sperm whale," and 99% of the dudes who post here want you to drink their sperm!!! If you were to be reincarnated, I'll bet you'd like to come back as an animal with the word "sperm" in its species' name!!! - Kurt Steinberg |
| 16th November 2003 - 02:53:05 AM |
| 5751 : Kurt Steinberg |
| Rachelle (messages 5749 and 5750), this is a homosexual Dustin Diamond website! It was set up to provide Diamond's queer fans with a forum for (a) exchanging gay fantasies involving Diamond, and (b) scheduling gay sex with Diamond. Gwando, you gave a great post! I'm relieved that I'm not the only one who wants to use Diamond's face and mouth as a toilet! Thinking about crapping all over Diamond's face is really arousing!!! - Kurt Steinberg |
| 14th November 2003 - 02:30:17 AM |
| 5722 : Kurt Steinberg |
| Diamond, Let's get together for some manly fun! Do you like it when other dudes eat stuff out of your ass? I'd like to eat some chips with you - I'll put the dip in the crack of your ass! After I'm done with the chips and dip, I'll sit on your head and drop ass! - Kurt Steinberg |
| 13th November 2003 - 02:11:51 AM |
| 5702 : Kurt Steinberg |
| "Remember when" guy, do you remember the episode where Zack made the subliminal tapes? One of his tapes was played over the PA system and then a bunch of girls and SLATER each placed wooden hearts around Zack's neck. That's an episode you should recap for us! As I recall, Screech was so jealous when Slater placed his heart around Zack's neck that he sprayed diarrhea all over his rainbow-colored pants! whata (message 5696), I also thought it was really funny when everyone thought that this was Diamond's real website! It was great when everyone thought that Diamond spelled like a complete retard! Oh well, at this this guestbook is still being maintained! Where else would Diamond's fans be able to exchange queer fantasies about Diamond? - Kurt Steinberg |
| 12th November 2003 - 11:33:08 AM |
| 5691 : Kurt Steinberg |
| Ron Jeremy (message 5671), I will eat your ass if you tape a picture of Diamond to the back of your ass! Cut a hole where Diamond's mouth is on the picture and line it up with your asshole! When I toss your salad, it will seem as though I'm French-kissing Diamond! Afterward, I will take a dump in your mouth and ass-slam you! - Kurt Steinberg |
| 12th November 2003 - 11:27:27 AM |
| 5690 : Kurt Steinberg |
| Gwando, I found more masturbation material!!! This article contains a couple more pictures of Diamond: http://www.stoutonia.uwstout.edu/2001-2002/Stories/010927/et_01.html - Kurt Steinberg |
| 12th November 2003 - 02:27:22 AM |
| 5685 : Kurt Steinberg |
| Check out this article about Diamond (located at http://www.benladner.com/indepth/feature/040303_screech.html): Eagle Nights Director Shwa Losben opened tonight’s act by actor and comedian Dustin Diamond, formerly known as ‘Screech’ from the popular 90’s comedy show “Saved by the Bell.” Diamond then talked for an hour about his days as a child star, interlacing it with comedy and complaints of being typecast. Diamond started his Wednesday night set by lifting up his shirt and exposing his nipple ring, not only to set the tone for the night, but also to break down the nostalgia that brought many to see the former star. Michelle Abbott, KSB ’03, thought Diamond was past his prime. “I was waiting for a friend to get a Jamba Juice. I think he was trying to make jokes, but no one was really listening. I think everyone was just there to stare and go, ‘wow, that guy's career is washed up.’ Although I did hear one girl say to her friend, I think he's hot. I had to resist the urge to slap the dumbass out of her. And so, my friend got her Jamba Juice, we pointed and laughed, and then we left.” Generally rude and somewhat shocking to the audience, Screech was profane and reveled in the crowd’s reaction to his use of the word “fuck.” Diamond was also vocal in his emphasis on the “fortune” part of Hollywood, saying that his days of seeking “fame” were long gone. He told the crowd of approximately 250 that filled the Tavern that he was doing work only for the money these days, and that he had been paid $750,000 for his appearance on Celebrity Boxing, $10,000 for Celebrity Dating but would not disclose the amount he was paid for his Eagle Nights appearance. “I thought he sucked. I wasn’t entertained by the comic stylings of Dustin Diamond. I don’t find jokes about drunk driving or the war very truthful or funny,” senor Jeff Cox said. “However, it’s by far the most people I’ve seen at any Eagle Nights event this year.” “He definitely lived up to his disclosure he offered at the beginning of his performance in which he said "'fuck off' to any one who might be offended by his comments, I walked out after 10 minutes it was so horrible and unentertaining,” said SPA freshman Stephanie Metkus. Generally avoiding politics, Diamond still asked the crowd how many of them supported the war in Iraq, and how many “thought it should never have happened.” Diamond also talked about “the truth” and said that most who were unhappy with what was being said were those who disliked hearing what was happening. He offered a physics example of his microphone falling and said that “no matter whether you wanted it to fall, it still was going to, so just accept it.” Part of Diamond's act was a running dialogue about typecasting, as he complained that he should not be punished as an actor for having a successful comedy show for ten years. He said that, unlike comics like Will Ferrell, formerly of Saturday Night Live who had many different characters, people only knew him as ‘Screech.’ Diamond seemed to make a concerted effort to break that image from the minds of those present. This stood in contrast wiith his embrace of the 'Screech' image after the show by selling Saved by the Bell scripts and making a segregated line to meet him, where paying people were allowed preference. Diamond charged $10 for signed polaroids. “I thought it was interesting, I didn’t know what to expect,” current SC Secretary Patrick Elliott said. “I knew he wouldn’t come out acting like Screech, a 27 year old certainly couldn't pull off the prepubescent annoying kid role. His routine was just alright. It was cool to see the guy, but I was not that entertained... so I left early. As someone who enjoys standup and the art of comedy, I realize that comedy is just a disguised social critique, but he forgot to disguise it and well, at times, make it funny. His act would have been better if he had disguised his social critiques in, well, jokes. Not make a stupid joke and then say ‘I think this and that is wrong with the world.’“ Diamond also got into the crude, where self-deprecating humor met up with his crudeness, leading into a discussion to his sex life and penis size. ‘Screech’ defined himself as being an inch long and three inches think, and described his sex life as a marshmallow trying to fit into a piggy bank. Upon questioning, Diamond said his male organ was “like a pink tuna fish can.” His comments were met with groans of disgust from the audience. His self-deprecating humor, however, did not stop Diamond from pursuing females in the audience, “He asked me my name, I thought just for the autograph. He signed his name and asked me if I knew where Adams Morgan was. I said yes and he said he’d be there later. I asked where in Adams Morgan and he said he thought it was a place. I told him it was an area with lots of hangouts and then he gave me his cell phone number and told me to call him later to find out where it was,” said Mary, a student who wished not to be embarrassed by being hit on by Diamond. “Now I know how Lisa Turtle and Kelly Kapowski felt like everyday.” The crowd of students was seemingly not very involved with Diamond, and many were seen leaving during the act. The crowd also had several hecklers that taunted Diamond during his performance. Several students also shouted out questions during his lines. A brawl almost ensued when a member of the audience asked “when did you stop being funny?” Diamond told the student that he was a “pussy” for saying that from the back of the room and not to his face on stage. The student then proceeded towards the stage. The brawl was avoided when the student was held back by Student Confederation Vice President Zen Hunter-Ishikawa and Diamond’s manager. ‘Screech’ taunted the student afterwards, calling him a “puss.” Afterwards, ATV News, AU’s closed campus television station, tried to get some footage of ‘Screech’ for their program. They were reprimanded by Eagle Nights Director Shwa Losben and Assistant Director Caroline Poteat for what was described as a contract between the University and Dustin Diamond concerning the copyright to his images and video. They explained that still photographs were allowed, but any other recording was allowed. There were no posted prohibitions and the legal basis of this claim was non-existent due to the non commercial intent of ATV’s use of any Diamond images. “I mean, this is a guy who is basically our age and people are flipping out over a contract, come on, seriously, it’s just ‘Screech,’ said ATV News Manager Carrie Rainen. “I guess I’m not mad at ‘Screech’ as much as I am at the people who set this up. They’re denying any request for us to interview or film him, it’s incredibly obnoxious.” Student Activities Assistant Tracy Florence spoke to the ATV News cameramen, Jon Wood and Carrie Rainen about not filming ‘Screech.’ She asked them not to pursue the matter lest Public Safety intervene and that she would be willing to discuss the matter later. Florence said that the contractual agreement between the University and Diamond mandated no video footage. Florence was unwilling to show ATV the contract she was citing. Rainen told BenLadner.com that they had gotten a few seconds of Diamond footage before being blocked, and that may have been enough for their purposes. ATV Cameraman Brad Burns, an SOC student, said that he was told “taping would be considered a breach of the contract they had with Diamond. It was ridiculous, it’s not illegal to tape someone, and this guy is not the caliber of star to command such a restrictive contract. When was the last time you saw this guy on TV? He’s a Saturday morning TV star. I guess, if anything, I feel bad for him.” Diamond was reticent to give a quote to BenLadner.com as well, “I can’t give a quote without checking with my manager,” ‘Screech’ said to Benladner.com. Diamond’s manager, who was present, said that “We’re not doing interviews.” When pressed further for a quote, Diamond said that he would only tell the campus community “don’t do drugs and don’t drink and drive.” Eagle Nights announced they would be holding their next function next Wednesday: dodgeball in Bender Arena. |
| 12th November 2003 - 02:15:18 AM |
| 5683 : Kurt Steinberg |
| Hey gang, check out these sexy pictures of Diamond: http://www.wasteoftechnology.com/motw16.shtml Those pictures and the article made me rock-hard! I lost 3 loads in 15 minutes when I first looked at those pictures and started tossing off!!! - Kurt Steinberg |
| 11th November 2003 - 03:38:49 AM |
| 5655 : Kurt Steinberg |
| Diamond, when are the third and fourth seasons of Saved By The Bell going to be released on DVD? I need new masturbation material!!! The episode where Zack and Slater get in the fight really brings some wood into my life! I had a wet dream the other night because I was dreaming about that episode! I dreamed that instead of Zack and Slater fighting, you and I were fighting! However, you were naked and I kept slugging you in the nuts! In my dream you were begging me to smack your nutsack harder and harder! When I woke up my sheets were soaked with many loads! - Kurt Steinberg |
| 10th November 2003 - 01:49:23 AM |
| 5645 : Kurt Steinberg |
| Leaky ass queer, I'm glad that I'm not the only one who wants to spray diarrhea all over Diamond's huge nose! I frequently have queer sex with dudes I meet at gas station bathrooms and rest areas - they are the bath houses of the 21st century for many homos!!! Have you ever gotten it on with another dude next to the dumster behind a gas station? I did that the other with a young stud - I don't even know that queer's name! I did give him my hot load in his cornhole, however!!! - Kurt Steinberg |
| 08th November 2003 - 07:27:20 PM |
| 5632 : Kurt Steinberg |
| "Remember When" guy, do you rmember the episode where the Saved By The Bell gang went to Palm Springs? As you may recall, Diamond dressed up as a ship captain and carried a book which he said would teach him how to get girls. That sounds like a good "Remember When" story for you. Leaky Ass Queer, have you ever been sucked off in the wooded area behind a rest stop? I have many times - usually with dudes I just met! Have fun giving your buddy a "Dirty Sanchez"!!! You should also give him a "Cleveland Steamer"!!! I really want to give ome of those to Diamond!!! - Kurt Steinberg |
| 07th November 2003 - 11:44:26 AM |
| 5614 : Kurt Steinberg |
| Diamond, do you remember the game "Duck Hunt" for Nintendo? It was sold with the Nintendo game system in the late 80's. Anyway, I invented a variation of the game that I'd like to play with you! As you may recall, the user held a plastic toy gun and shot at ducks flying around the TV screen. In my version, you are the target, and my "weapon" is my penis, instead of a plastic gun! I win if my load ends up in your mouth or eye! If my wad lands in one of your huge nostrils, I win bonus points!!!!! - Kurt Steinberg |
| 07th November 2003 - 01:27:55 AM |
| 5607 : Kurt Steinberg |
| "Remember When" guy, thanks for the post. I vaguely remember the scene where Diamond had the corncob lodged in his cornhole. Diamond's guestbook provides an invaluable service to his queer fans! All of the homosexual posters need to keep up the good work! My penis is purple right now because I've been masturbating so much while reading the messages posted here! I especially like the stories involving Belding and Diamond! My favs are the stories where Diamond thinks Slater is doing him in the cornhole, and only discovers that Belding is in fact the person anally penetrating him after he turns on the lights!!! - Kurt Steinberg |
| 06th November 2003 - 12:48:14 AM | ||||||
| 5595 : Kurt Steinberg | ||||||
| Diamond, please queer up your website a little bit more! Militant anti-homos such as Chachi and Internet Cop are ruining this place. I know that you created this website for one reason - to promote homosexuality! Please pencil me in for a rimjob at 10:00 PM tomorrow night behind the dumpster next to the local gas station on Wilshire! - Kurt Steinberg
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