Old posts from DustinDiamond.com (part 10)

07th March 2004 - 10:32:49 PM
6677 : Kurt Steinberg
Diamond, a couple hours ago I took a wizz in a glass and then placed the glass in my refrigerator. I'm also about to blow my load into a shot glass. I'd like you to drink my "shot" and then chase it down will a tall, cool glass of piss! Are you up for it????

- Kurt Steinberg


04th March 2004 - 11:59:50 PM
6629 : Kurt Steinberg
Mojo, what does your message have to do with Diamond????????? This board was set up to promote homosexuality and allow Diamond's fans to exchange queer fantasies! Messages about (a) politics, and (b) heterosexual things, do not belong here!!! This is a queers-only board!!! If you don't want to drop a watery Cleveland Steamer on Diamond's head, then you should get lost! The same goes for the rest of the morons who have been posting here recently! This board should be "queered-up" immediately!!!

- Kurt Steinberg


29th February 2004 - 08:09:31 PM
6563 : Kurt Steinberg
Chachi, please stop posting under my name on this board! You've ruined this board. This used to be a great place to find Diamond-related queer fantasies - those are great masturbation material! However, the amount of queer fantasies has rapidly decreased recently, and has been replaced with crappy tripe!

- Kurt Steinberg


29th February 2004 - 01:42:03 PM
6557 : Kurt Steinberg
I did not write message 6554. This message board totally sucks now! I think someone needs to set up a homosexual Slater or Mr. Belding webpage, because this one has become tiresome.

- Kurt Steinberg


26th February 2004 - 12:53:05 AM
6491 : Kurt Steinberg
This message is for the retard who wrote message 6486 - please learn proper grammar! You write like someone with the intelligence of a 3-year-old. You're probably also hung like a 3-year-old!

Nobody wants to read your posts! If you aren't going to post about a disgusting sexual fantasy, then don't post here!!!

- Kurt Steinberg


25th February 2004 - 09:46:09 AM
6483 : Kurt Steinberg
This website was so much better when everyone thought it was really Diamond's homepage! The first time I found this website, I thought Diamond must have some sort of learning disability - why else would half of the words be misspelled? All of the queer messages in the guestbook were icing on the cake.

However, this website has quickly become lame now that everyone knows this isn't really Diamond's homepage.

- Kurt Steinberg


25th February 2004 - 01:08:53 AM
6479 : Kurt Steinberg
Who wrote message #6476??? Screw you!!! This is a homosexual guestbook intended to allow the exchange of queer Dustin Diamond fantasies! This guestbook clearly was set up to promote manly love! Why else would this guestbook use these fruity colors???

Please leave and don't come back. Feel free to post in a Belding guestbook or a heterosexual guestbook dedicated to Diamond. However, this is a queers-only guestbook! If you don't have any queer messages to contribute, you probably shouldn't post here.

- Kurt Steinberg


23rd February 2004 - 12:29:40 AM
6464 : Kurt Steinberg
Here's a great review of the new CD by Diamond's band (as hard as it may be to believe, Diamond must actually be a better actor than signer! That's shocking to me!):

http://66.218.71.225/search/cache?ei=UTF-8&p=Rosebud+%22salty+the+pocketknife%22&u=www.bassplayer.com/Reviews.htm&w=rosebud+%22salty+the+pocketknife%22&d=A4E1912226&c=482&yc=52723&icp=1

"The big problem with actors-turned-musicians is that their bands get much further than they should, based on novelty or publicity rather than the strength of their musical achievement. Take Salty The Pocketknife, for example, a proggy modern-rock quartet whose publicists prominently tout Dustin Diamond—Screech from Saved By The Bell—on bass. (Hey, it made me listen.) While the grinding, angular songs are certainly not trite or formulaic, they feature the unlistenably bad vocals of Rosebud, who himself sounds like a screeching gnome leaping around in someone’s drug-induced nightmare. Diamond capably holds down the odd time signatures, though he rarely ventures outside the mind-numbingly repetitive guitar riffs. You might listen to it once for laughs, but you won’t listen twice. "

- Kurt Steinberg


22nd February 2004 - 11:57:27 AM
6457 : Kurt Steinberg
Here's some articles about Diamond:

http://www.uwmleader.com/vnews/display.v/ART/2003/11/11/3fb1a800cc379

http://216.239.39.104/search?q=cache:sa10GJxawC0J:www.giantgenius.com/archives/000384.html+%22dustin+diamond%22+google&hl=en&ie=UTF-8

Here's a great quip about Diamond's band:
http://groups.google.com/groups?q=loveruckus&hl=en&lr=&ie=UTF-8&oe=UTF-8&selm=4rc7j5%24b8g%40newsbf02.news.aol.com&rnum=1

This webpage has a clip of a song from Diamond's band:
http://www.sonancerecords.com/downloads.html

- Kurt Steinberg


19th February 2004 - 01:34:19 AM
6423 : Kurt Steinberg
Please stop with the pro/anti Mexican, jew, and black posts. Such posts have nothing to do with queer Dustin Diamond fantasies and do not belong here. People come to this guestbook to find Diamond-related (and SBTB-related) masturbation material. I seriously doubt that any of the queers who frequent this board get hard when reading racial messages.

Diamond, please see to it that the "Remember When..." guy posts some more recaps. How about a recap of the episode where there was the "senior skip" day but Zack was stuck in class. Screech dressed up as Zack to participate in a radio contest, as I recall.

- Kurt Steinberg


18th February 2004 - 01:06:32 AM
6417 : Kurt Steinberg
Hey gang, has everyone else noticed that Diamond's website has become incredibly lame? It's lost its edge. In fact, I'm not even sure whether I still want to do Diamond in his cornhole! He's really not an attractive guy! In fact, he's so unattractive that I'm seriously considering turning straight. Maybe if Diamond queers up this guestbook soon I'll change my mind.

In the meantime, has everyone seen this for sale: http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/ASIN/B0000DIZT9/qid%3D1077084069/sr%3D11-1/ref%3Dsr%5F11%5F1/002-9935615-6054440

It's the CD for Diamond's crappy band! It's great toss-off music! You'd better buy your copy quicky - they're selling like hotcakes on Amazon.com. In fact, this CD is ranked #358,304 of all the CDs offered at Amazon.com!

- Kurt Steinberg


16th February 2004 - 11:59:29 PM
6413 : Kurt Steinberg
Whatever happened to ChaChi/Internet Cop? Did he come out of the closet yet? In my opinion, anyone who watches enough Saved By The Bell episodes (especially those from the New Class) eventually turns gay and wants to have sex with Diamond. Diamond just has that effect on people!!!

- Kurt Steinberg


15th February 2004 - 06:26:05 PM
6407 : Kurt Steinberg
The writer of message 6406 isn't fooling anyone! Please leave and don't come back. This website was set up to promote homosexuality and the exchange of queer Dustin Diamond fantasies. Your message is off-topic and should be deleted by the website administrator.

- Kurt Steinberg


11th February 2004 - 11:34:24 PM
6380 : Kurt Steinberg
Diamond, your website is quickly becoming lame again. Please spice it up by posting your own queer fantasies - let us know what you'd like the dudes who frequent this guestbook to do to you! Also, please get the "Remember when..." guy to start posting again.

I'd like to use your neatly trimmed beard to soak up the piss underneath the urinal in my office building. Would you like that? Afterwards you can drink some loads!

- Kurt Steinberg


10th February 2004 - 02:09:41 AM
6366 : Kurt Steinberg
Here's a great album to play while spanking it! http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/tg/detail/-/B0000033GY/qid=1076396938//ref=sr_8_xs_ap_i11_xgl15/102-9676250-3721740?v=glance&s=music&n=507846

It really gets me in the mood!!!

- Kurt Steinberg


10th February 2004 - 02:02:21 AM
6365 : Kurt Steinberg
Who's the Kurt Steinberg imposter (message 6359)? Nobody was fooled, you LOSER! Please leave so that the rest of us can get back to exchanging queer fantasies about our idol, Dustin Diamond!

Diamond, did you, Belding, and the rest of the Saved By The Bell gang really have a drug-induced orgy? Did you, Slater, and Belding make a queer train, with you in the middle?

- Kurt Steinberg


07th February 2004 - 02:56:05 PM
6345 : Kurt Steinberg
Hey guys, check out this picture of the Saved By The bell gang: http://www.angelfire.com/80s/iluffthe80s/

What is Salter doing? He has a very strange look on his face - is Belding doing him from behind?

- Kurt Steinberg


06th February 2004 - 01:40:48 AM
6338 : Kurt Steinberg
Gwando, we all know you're a cocksucker, just like the other 98% of the posters here! As I recall, you've posted messages in which you said you had given Diamond a Cleveland Steamer!

By the way, what ever happened to "Friendly Adviser"? He always provided helpful suggestions re: masturbating to pictures of Diamond!

- Kurt Steinberg


04th February 2004 - 11:38:15 PM
6327 : Kurt Steinberg
Here's another picture of Diamond: http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/tg/detail/-/B0000VHGUQ/104-0390683-0777542?v=glance&s=home-garden&n=507846&me=A3ITI9OL2RKBEO&vi=pictures&img=14#more-pictures

Diamond, I love the Hawaiian shorts!!! Come over to my place for some gay lovin' and wear them!!! I'll yank them off and then do you in the cornhole!!!

- Kurt Steinberg

04th February 2004 - 11:32:02 PM
6326 : Kurt Steinberg
Saved By The Bell Seasons 3 and 4 are coming out on DVD soon!!! http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B0001EFV9K.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg

Thanks for the masturbation material Diamond!!! I'm going to lose so many loads while watching these episodes!!! I already spooged in my pants when I saw Diamond in the picture!

- Kurt Steinberg


03rd February 2004 - 11:18:42 PM
6314 : Kurt Steinberg
Gwando, I certainly don't do animals! I just do other dudes, just like you! I, like 95% of the posters here, come to this Dustin Diamond webpage to find queer fantasies about Diamond! Nothing gets me off like homosexual Diamond posts!

- Kurt Steinberg


02nd February 2004 - 08:56:04 AM
6307 : Kurt Steinberg
Gwando, please stop posting links to disgusting heterosexual porn! By the way, I have seen (and done) pussies before. As I have previously stated, I was heterosexual until I saw Diamond in Saved By The Bell. Diamond's character "Screech" turned me gay, and not just a little gay - now I'm full-blown Liberace gay!!!

- Kurt Steinberg


31st January 2004 - 12:18:37 PM
6291 : Kurt Steinberg
Diamond,

I still want to have gay sex with you - I think you'll find that I'm a thoughful gay lover. As I'm doing you in your cornhole, I'll give you a "reach-around" to get you off!!! Let's hook up!

- Kurt Steinberg


29th January 2004 - 08:51:31 AM
6273 : Kurt Steinberg
Michael Moore (message 6269), are you the really fat, bearded filmmaker who hates America? If so, I am not game! Your fat, mushy ass could never turn me on! I would like to take a dump on you, but not for sexual pleasure; instead, I just don't like you!

- Kurt Steinberg


27th January 2004 - 10:43:42 PM
6268 : Kurt Steinberg
"Remember When" guy, thanks for the great recap!

How about a recap of "The Fabulous Belding Boys"? That's the episode where Belding's brother was a substitute teacher. I don't exactly recall, but I seem to remember that Screech was jealous of all the attention that Belding brother was getting. I also vaguely recall that somebody gave Screech a "dirty sanchez" at the end of the episode!

- Kurt Steinberg


25th January 2004 - 09:37:59 PM
6253 : Kurt Steinberg
Diamond, I saw the Saved By The Bell episode the other day where a girl joins the Bayside wrestling team. On the girl's birthday, Zack and the gang gave her a cupcake with a candle inserted in the top of it. You asked for the candle because you said that you liked to eat wax, and then you ate the paper in which the cupcake was wrapped. Did you write those jokes yourself? They weren't funny at all!

The "Remember When" guy should do a recap of that episode!

- Kurt Steinberg

24th January 2004 - 11:04:39 PM
6252 : Kurt Steinberg
Diamond, I'm thinking of filming a x-rated queer sex video. Would you like to participate? I'll call it "Kurt's Squirts," and I'll be the star of each of the many scenes. I'd like to have a scene would you where I do you in the cornhole, tea bag you, and then give you a Cleveland Steamer!!! Doesn't that sound like fun???

- Kurt Steinberg


24th January 2004 - 06:19:25 PM
6251 : Kurt Steinberg
What's the deal with the fake website administrator??? I have no doubt that the real website administrator wants to promote the posting of homoerotic messages concerning Diamond!

Diamond, let's get together for gay sex! I'll "tea bag" you while I take a dump on your head!!! Next, I'll give you a golden shower to clean off your face! Finally, I'll blow my wad in your eyes!!!

- Kurt Steinberg


12th January 2004 - 11:47:39 PM
6156 : Kurt Steinberg
David Evans (message 6154), why are you posting messages about jewelry on a homosexual Dustin Diamond fan page? Let's hook up for manly love - I'll give you a "hot lunch" and then I'll clean you off with a ggolden shower. Diamond should feel free to join in for fun.

- Kurt Steinberg


12th January 2004 - 07:03:57 PM
6151 : Kurt Steinberg
Debbie, thanks for the support. I have not posted here for a few days because this website has become lame. By the way, I certainly did not post message 6148 - it's a "Kurt Steinberg" imposter! I certainly don't want to buy anyone's soiled underwear! I only post here because I want to put my beef in Diamond's male taco! People like Chaci are ruining this place by posting fake messages under other posters' names.

- Kurt Steinberg



08th January 2004 - 11:46:50 PM
6134 : Kurt Steinberg
David Evans (message 6125), let's get together for gay sex! We can talk about mortgage refinancings after you drink my hot load!!!

J & S (message 6128), you should join us and we'll make a queer train!!!

- Kurt Steinberg