Hey queers,
Maxwell Nerdstrom posted the following queer fanatasy about Screech and the Saved By The Bell gang at the
Dustin Diamond Love forum website.
Dner drew the accompanying picture. Thanks guys!
Screech, remember the time you saw the movie "Short Circuit"? Remember how cool you thought Number 5 was, and how you wished your robot Kevin was as cool as him? Remember how you used to have wet dreams about Kevin getting struck by lightning and magically becoming a cyborg with homosexual tendencies and fully-functional genitalia? Remember how you started to have feelings for Kevin?
Remember that one time you took Kevin for a walk in the park? Remember how people laughed and called you a shithead for taking a robot for a walk, but you didn't care because you loved Kevin and you wanted the whole world to know it?
Remember how you sat down on a bench and said "Oh Kevin, you're my only friend in the whole world...if only you could understand"? Remember how, suddenly, Kevin turned to you and said "BZZZT...KEVIN...LOVES...SCREECH"? Remember how you looked at him in amazement as he went on to say "NUMBER...5...IS...ALIVE"? Remember how you thought that the artificial intelligence routines you had programmed Kevin with must have evolved somehow? Remember how you were so happy that you threw your arms around his metallic frame and said "Oh Kevin! You've come to life! Screech loves you too", and you gave him a kiss? Remember how Kevin said "OOOH, RIGHT ON THE SENSOR", and you laughed and hugged him harder? Remember how you imagined yourself winning the Nobel prize for your pioneering work in AI?
Remember how your joy turned to confusion as you started to feel something hard poking against you? Remember how you looked down and saw a 12" iron rod with a bulbous end sticking out of Kevin's crotch? Remember how confused you were because you hadn't built Kevin with genitalia? Remember how Kevin said "BZZZT...KEVIN...NEEDS...ASS" and he grasped you with his powerful metallic claws, rendering you motionless? Remember how you cried "ZOINKS!!! No, Kevin!! Stop!!! Abort program sequence!!" as Kevin turned you around and tore down your zubaz? Remember how you squealed as Kevin thrust his cold iron cock up your poop-pipe? Remember how he thrust back and forth several times until he said "ZOINKS...I'M...GONNA...CUMMMMMM"? Remember how you felt him ejaculate oil in your ass? Remember how liters of oil spewed out of him, filling your digestive tract and distending your belly? Remember how, as the orgasm subsided, he started to quake violently with sparks coming from him? Remember how he exploded, and you were thrown to the ground?
Remember how you looked up to see Zack emerging from a nearby bush, laughing and holding a remote control unit? Remember how he told you how he had been controlling Kevin all along? Remember how he said he paid some of your fellow science nerds to build a monster penis onto Kevin? Remember how he said he'd caught the whole thing on camera, and that he was gonna get rich selling copies of the tape to your schoolmates? Remember how he walked off laughing?
Zack sure taught you a lesson about messing with technology that day!
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