"The Butt Slappin' Bunch" song

Hey fellas, here's a song I wrote about Screech (sung to the Brady Bunch theme song):

Here's the story of a man named Belding,
Who was principal of the Bayside high school,
he would butt rape and watch porn all day,
in his office at the school.

It's the story of a boy named Screechy,
who had a big jew-fro of his own.
he was friends with Zack and Slater,
they were 3 queers together, yet they were all alone.

Til the one day when the Belding met Screechy,
and they knew that it was much more than a hunch,
that this grouping would somehow form a family,
that's the way they became the "Butt-Slappin' Bunch."