Even More Spank-worthy Posts From Dustindiamond.com!

29th April 2004 - 08:34:46 AM
7266 : greg
i, too, would love to take a dump on mr. dustin diamond's chest. then i would smear my excrement all over his torso and use his shit covered chest as a canvas and write my name in it by taking a piss on him. once i've done that, i would then projectile vomit all over his crotch and wipe my ass with his poofy hair.


11th April 2004 - 01:46:55 AM
7051 : Benny
Hello Mr. Diamond, it is me Benny again. I waited and waited and waited but you have still not answered my last couple questions. I am a bit disappointed but that is OK I am still a fan of yours and I know you are busy working overtime at Burger King so I will ask a couple more questions while I wait again. Yesterday my friend told me that you are a fan of Super Mario Bros. and that you went to see the filming of the live action movie starring Bob Hoskins and John Leguizamo and that you met them, is that true? Is Mr. Leguizamo really as unfunny as his live shows unintentionally make him out to be? Is it true that Mr. Hoskins insisted on carrying you around on his shoulders when he gave you a tour of his dressing room, even though you were like 15 yrs old at the time? Did you feel weird when he made you dress up as Luigi and had you jump around on his naked lap? When you ran out of the place screaming, did Dennis Hopper really try to lure you into his dark rundown van with candy and soda pop? Is it true that you accepted his offer and where never seen again for 6 whole weeks?


09th April 2004 - 08:10:31 PM
7021 : a young child
I remember one time at fashion camp Dustin Diamond came up behind me and pulled my shirt over my head. He pushed me to the ground and jumped on top of me. He took 3 pairs of handcuffs out of his rear pocket. He used one pair to bind my hands, another for my feet, and the last one to bind my hands and feet together.
Dustin Diamond then ripped off all of my clothes including my new shirt and silk briefs. He put his mouth on my penis and masturbated me for a minute or two and then he turned me around on the ground. Dustin Diamond then disrobed himself and lay down on top of me. He inserted his penis in to my anus. I couldn't believe what the fuck was going on. Dustin Diamond was fucking me in the ass!
He continued to fuck me in the ass. I counted every second of it. After 27 seconds he ejaculated inside of me. I was mortified. The worst part was that my new shirt was ripped and I didn't even reach orgasm!


24th March 2004 - 10:26:01 AM
6862 : Benny
Hello Mr. Diamond, it is me Benny again. Unfortunately you have not answered any of my last questions which disappoints me but I know you are busy touring the nightclubs trying to make a couple extra bucks because I heard that you hold a steady job at Burger King which doesn't pay much, is that true? Supposedly on your first day on the job you were assaulted by the manager who just so happened to be the gay comedian Andy Dick, is that true? My friend says Mr. Dick pulled out his cock and told you to suck it and said it was part of your training but you wouldn't suck it so he bent you over the counter and raped you using mayonnaise as lubrication and when he climaxed in your butt he said that now you know what the secret ingredient in the special sauce is, is that true? I heard that you tried to press charges the next day only to find out that Andy really didn't work there and had pulled a fast one on you by showing up to your job dressed as a BK manager, is that true too? Does that mean his salty semen really isn't the secret ingredient in the special sauce?


19th March 2004 - 06:58:52 AM
6818 : Benny
Hello Mr. Diamond, it is me Benny again. I just wanted to ask a couple more questions before you answer my last ones because I just heard something else from my friend right now. He says that you were once up for a role in The Goonies is that true? Supposedly you would have played either "Mouth" the role that went to Corey Feldman, or you would have played "Data" that was played by that one Asian kid who quickly disappeared and I think was shipped back to China in a box marked "return to sender". I was told that the only reason why you didn't get the role was because you wouldn't sleep with the writer Chris Columbus who went on to become a director and slept with Michael Jackson's former bed buddy Macaulay Culkin while making Home Alone, is that true? Would you sleep with him now if it meant you would get a role in one of the new Harry Potter films?

 
16th March 2004 - 05:47:43 PM 
6791 : Benny
Hey Mr. Diamond it is me Benny again. You did not answer my last few questions but that is okay, I have a couple more. I heard that you used to hang out with none other than Michael Jackson himself, is that true? I heard a story that you once spent the night at Neverland with him and Corey Haim and that you guys played Mr. Jackson's videogame Moonwalker on his Sega Genesis all night long, and even pretended to be the characters and Michael pretended to morph into that shiny car and you rode him, is that true too? However, I heard that he didn't try to molest you though, and that he only forced himself on Corey Haim, is that true as well? What's up with that, did that make you jealous?


11th March 2004 - 04:15:46 PM
6726 : Benny
Hello Mr. Diamond, it is me Benny again. Thank you for taking time to answer my last message and I am sorry to hear about what Carrot Top did to you when you were younger. But I was also wondering about something my friend said about you. He said that you used to be friends with Jonathan Brandis who was on the TV show SeaQuest DSV as well as in that Rodney Dangerfield movie Ladybugs where he dressed as a female soccer player. My friend says that one time you spent the night over at his place when you were young teens and when you fell asleep you woke up to find Jonathan trying to penetrate you and you freaked out and shit all over yourself, which provided the lubrication needed for Jonathan to fully penetrate your tight butt. To add insult to injury, he then made you eat your bloody shit off his Star Wars bedsheets, is that true? Do you miss him now that he has committed suicide because he didn't get the role of Anakin in the new Star Wars trilogy? Do you even like Star Wars?


08th March 2004 - 01:08:34 PM
6687 : Mr. Diamond
Yes, Benny, I do love to eat M&Ms, especially after I've shoved them up some little boys tight butt with my thumbs, which have grown fat from years of playing Nintendo games. Thank you for your interest!


08th March 2004 - 07:50:14 AM
6683 : Benny
Hey Mr. Diamond it is me Benny again, how are you? You still haven't replied to my last message but that is okay, I know you are busy and plus I still have a few more questions. For instance I heard that you once went to a Carrot Top show and was invited backstage and got to shake hands with Carrot Top, who you idolize. He invited you to his dressing room and he let you play his Nintendo which was new at the time, and while you were playing it on his floor he snuck up behind you and stuck his cock into your afro and you turned around and he forced you to suck him off, is that true? I also heard that when he was done with you he threw a pack of M&Ms at you and told you to leave and not tell anybody what happened or else he wouldn't give you anymore M&Ms the next time you came to see him. I also heard that you didn't really suck him off but that he sucked you off and he even filmed it, including the part where he shoved M&Ms up your butt with his thumb. I guess what I am asking is, do you really like M&Ms?


02nd March 2004 - 11:48:05 AM
6591 : Benny
Hey Mr. Diamond, again I want to mention that I am a big fan and that I think you are very funny and I am sorry to hear about what Bob Golic did to you backstage during the college years when he forced himself inside you. Also, is it true that you were raped by Ralph Macchio as well while visiting him on the set of The Karate Kid Part 2? I heard that he lured you into his trailer by promising to introduce you to Pat Morita, who you admired, but when you stepped into the trailer, Ralph did that special kick move to your lower spinal cord area and you were momentarily paralyzed as he bound your arms behind your back with his black belt and shoved his headband into your mouth to muffle your girlish screams of pain?


27th February 2004 - 06:49:53 AM
6520 : Benny
Hey Mr. Diamond, I once heard that actor Bob Golic (Mr. Rogers on SBTB college years) actually raped you in real life in his dressing room and emptied the contents of his nut sack deep into your tight scrawny butt, is that true?


I'm not sure it this one is from Diamond's guestbook, but it sure is hot!

Screech, remember how a different actor played Zack's dad in Saved By The Bell than the one who played his dad in Good Morning Miss Bliss?

Is it true that both of Zack's dads showed up on the Saved By The Bell: Hawaiian Style set and spit roasted you and then threw you in an active volcano? Has anyone else heard this rumor? I read it on a bathroom stall the other day.

Queer "Saved By Your Balls" Flash Game

Check out the hot Flash game, "Saved By Your Balls":

In the game the player is one of the Saved By The Bell characters and has to whore himself out to the other characters to earn $5000 to fix the player's damage car before the player's parents get home. If you play as Screech, you can earn $250 in the gym locker room by letting A.C. Slater rape you:

Trailer for "Brokeback By The Bell"

Cartoon of Queer Orgy in Mr. Belding's Office

Check out this hot cartoon of a gay orgy in Mr. Belding's office! As one can see, AC Slater has eaten some Taco Bell and is spraying diarrhea right into Screech's face while Mr. Belding and Zack Morris masturbate vigorously! This cartoon was drawn by Dner over at the Dustin Diamond Love forum.

Dustindiamond.com Is Over-run With Spam Again

The guestbook at Dustindiamond.com is once again over-run with spam. :( I wrote this nice post. Hopefully Diamond will read it and delete the spam!

03rd May 2007 - 04:09:12 PM
80984 : Kurt Steinberg
Diamond, why did you let the spammer post all of those non-gay spam messages here? I'll have you know that it took me an extra 87 seconds to find a hot queer fantasy to read while rubbing one out. Diamond, when I'm at work masturbating while reading posts here, I cannot afford to spend that much time looking for spank-worthy posts! What would happen if someone had walked into my office and my pants were off? Also, don't you realize that my leather office chair quicky starts to smell like ass when I sit on it naked after having eaten Taco Bell for lunch? What in the hell is wrong with you?!!! I demand that you ban the spammers and delete the spam that has been posted recently!

Entries From Mr. Tuttle's Journal

As you may be aware, Mr. Tuttle was an integral part of the homosexual acts that took place on Saved By The Bell. Tuttle would often lurk in the shadows or hide in camouflage while Belding, Milo the Janitor, Mr. Dewey, Slater, Zack, Zack's dad, and Kevin the Robot would anally violate Screech. Tuttle would reveal himself near the end of the attack and would be masturbating vigorously, almost as though his life depending on it! Here are some hot entries from Mr. Tuttle's Journal that were written by Buckins over at the Dustin Diamond Love fansite message board:

Fri Mar 30, 2007 10:21 pm Post subject: Mr Tuttle's journal

I came across my old "Saved By The Bell: Bumper Scrapbook '91" and had a leaf through it. They had a fascinating article that was supposedly an extract from Mr Tuttle's journal. It was most insightful, so I thought I'd share it.

Journal, 03/21/91

I was sitting at my desk, working my way through a box of éclairs, when Belding dropped a note at my desk and darted out the room. “Blood and spunk bash, the cafeteria, 1700 today”- I could feel my chins jiggle as I shuddered in anticipation. Had he really managed to trick that succulent little sploof receptacle Screech again?

I was in the cafeteria by four thirty, sweating and twisting my nutsag with impatience. Finally I heard some voices. I tore off my clothes and leaped into the deep fryer. It was reasonably spacious and the sides were coated with greasy residue, making for a snug fit. I could distinctly make out Belding and that young Latino stud engaging Mr Powers in conversation. Something about getting ready for the ‘double dog with extra mayo’.

The next thing I heard was the crunch of something – probably a chair leg - contacting with Screech’s jaw. The assault and the little fag’s pained gurgling sent titillated quivers all over my hefty body, but it was the follow up of screams of terror and Belding’s mocking, high-pitched laugh that really got me going. Lubing my hands with the fryer oil, I started rampantly pleasuring myself, mingling my grunts of ecstasy with Screech’s continuing cries for help. The taunting and the sound of body on body continued relentlessly. I just had to take a peek…

I looked out just in time to see the virile Mexican fellow unleash a spectacular upward spray of diarrhea into Mr Powers’ face whilst Belding was near to splitting him in half with his elephantine thrusts from behind. This broke a seal of sorts for me and I began rolling around in my slimy lair with lusting energy, licking my own chest and letting out unrestrained groans.

After several more minutes, a crashing broke the air and everything was thrown into quietness. Then the two assailants chuckled and left the room, leaving Screech to sob iaway in a state of violated trauma. I climbed out of the hideaway and saw his scrawny form quivering on the floor. His zubaz and gaudy shirt were torn and his body was coated in a cocktail of bodily excretions. A wild grin spread uncontrollably across my face. I must have been panting with delight, because he looked up and saw me coming towards him – “No! NOOOO!” – but it was my turn now…




Posted: Thu Apr 05, 2007 5:45 pm Post subject: Another 'Mr Tuttle's Journal'

Found another Tuttle memoir, from the Saved By The Bell: Summer in Style book that came out in '92.

Journal Entry 06/18/92

Another damn heat wave in California! Once again I had to coat my loins with wetwipes to soothe them from the sweltering air and friction burn of my ample thighs. Little did I know how much things would soon be heating up...

I ended my class early today because the heat was getting too much and I was feeling rather peckish - it had been a whole hour and a half since I finished that jumbo 'slaw burger! As I was packing my briefcase, I overheard young Mr Morris and Slater inviting Samuel Powers to the carnival. I immediately smelt licentious opportunities in the sultry air as Screech eagerly agreed to accompany his seeming friends. Pretending to go over some test papers, I waited for the students to leave and quickly followed them...

I tailed the trio into the carnival. I heard that handsome Zack Morris mention something about going to the game stalls and once again that naive, bush-headed tool concurred with enthusiasm. At this point I noticed how his pale, boney legs shone in the sun in those loose, zubaz shorts. I slowly wiped a trickle of drool from my chin and continued to track my quarry.

The young studs finally led Screech to the port-o-potties that were used by the smelly carnies. I heaved myself into a nearby dumpster, pulled down my sweat-soaked pants and grabbed myself a half-eaten cotton candy. "Let the show begin!" I thought joyously.

Screech had contorted his face in confusion. The muscular Slater asked if he wanted to play 'Lucky Dip'. He happily replied in the affirmative. At this point, Slater lifted him high in the air and dunked him head first in the filthiest looking commode on the premises. The sound of Screech bubbling away and the sight of his flailing, skinny legs immediately had me giving my groin a circular massage. When he finally pulled him out, Screech had two pieces of stool lodged in his eyes and was spluttering out a mixture of urine and filthy sanitation chemicals. I launched into full scale masturbation at this point and as ever there was more to come...

Mr Morris said he wanted to play "Test Your Strength" and claimed he would 'ding' Screech's bell. He followed this up by whacking Screech square in the genitals with a gangplank - looking on at the writhing, sobbing wretch I pounded furiously, my delighted laughter merging perfectly with the nearby screams of pleasure of the carnival-goers.

Slater then took charge, telling Screech he should check out the fairground's newest attraction 'The Deep Plunge' - pulling him up by his curly hair by one hand, he wrenched out his greasy, tanned member with the other. Leveling it to Screech's face, he declared "You must be this tall to ride!" and forced it deep into the pathetic whelp's stupid face. By this time I was rolling around in the dumpster uninhibited, covering myself in all manner of filth and garbage. The Mexican playboy climaxed, withdrawing to positively drench Screech's face with thick semen, which quickly crusted over in the heat. Mr Morris aimed a few kicks at the beaten Screech's kidneys and the two left, laughing and satisfied with their work.

I rolled out from my refuge, sticky and utterly stinking of waste in the early evening sun. Screech looked as though he was beginning to feel relieved that the ordeal was over. Than he looked up and saw me lurching onwards, my veiny member pointing decisively at his battered from. He clawed at the ground, his screams for help going no further than the two of us, screams that only fuelled my yearning. He was all mine...

Did Screech Have A Butt-Baby with Mr. Belding?

I heard an unsubstantiated rumor that Screech was impregnanted by Mr. Belding with a butt-baby after a round of sweaty unprotected butt-sex back in the gym locker room at Bayside High School. After this stressful ordeal, Screech supposed had his anal fallopian tubes tied. Has anyone else heard this rumor?

Old posts from DustinDiamond.com (part 15)

18th July 2006 - 01:10:19 AM

78527 : Kurt Steinberg

Hey Diamond, when you go to gay nude beaches, have you ever looked at any of the birds flying about, or are you always fixated on all of the hot STD-riden male asses around you? I personally was at a beach in Key West the other day when I saw a pelican dive into the water to catch a fish - it gave me a filty queer idea! Those pelicans can scoop up quite a bit of water in their beaks. I would like you to do the same, except with HIV+ semen, not water! Would you mind if a gay man stuck a tire jack in your mouth and then used it to pry your mouth open to a 180 degree angle? Then you can dunk your mouth into a spa filled with semen and shit from a bunch of queer dudes - you get to pretend you are a pelican scooping up seawater. The only difference is that the pelican won't contract the HIV virus from the water, whereas you will from the diseased liquids in the spa! Are you interested????

17th July 2006 - 10:33:57 PM

78524 : Kurt Steinberg

Diamond, after eating Slater's shit-burger, do you prefer drinking semen or piss to get the little dingleberries down your throat? Please contact me to discuss!

17th July 2006 - 11:55:40 AM

78518 : Kurt

Diamond, I just realized that the guestbook here turned 5 years old yesterday! You must be proud that your fans have been posting here since July 16, 2001. The world has changed since then, but you remain as out icon.

16th July 2006 - 06:36:46 PM

78509 : Kurt Steinberg

Diamond, why did you stand up Artie Lang? Even though your stand-up routine is total dogshit, he offered you $2000 to 10 minutes of stand-up opening for him, and you didn't even bother to show up! What in the hell were you thinking??? I doubt that Stern would even have you on his show again if you begged him! You lied about your dick and appear to have fabricated 95% of your story about why you need money from former SBTB fans. You need to go get a college degree, learn a useful skill, and work 40 hours/week like the rest of us. Begging for money and then screwing over the people trying to help you is absolutely pathetic! Have you even bothered to ship any of the t-shirt that have been purchased from your website?

14th July 2006 - 05:28:39 PM

78491 : Kurt

Diamond, are you participating in the 2006 Gay Games? http://www.chicago2006.org/ Maybe you should enter yourself in a bicycle race and ride the bicycle naked with the seat removed! Or perhaps you could participate in a nice round of the butt-darts competition!!!

14th July 2006 - 03:24:37 PM

78489 : Kurt

Joey, re-read the article. Diamond clearly writes that he received a letter indicating that he had to pay $250,000 or get out within 30 days. Later on, he says he has "less than 40 days to save his house." It is true that 30 is less than 40, so maybe the 30 days time frame is what he means by "less than 40 days." If that is what he means, he should probably take a writing class, as he is unable to clearly express his thoughts in writing.

14th July 2006 - 11:33:29 AM

78482 : Kurt

Diamond, I re-read your story at http://www.getdshirts.com/the_story.php . If you are going to tell a lie, you should at least be consistent with the details. In the secon paragraph, you wrote: "I received a letter stating that I had 30 days to pay $250,000.00 or get out. I was not thrilled." However, later on you wrote: "At this point I have less than 40 days to save my house and I'm calling out to anyone who will listen. " So which is it, 30 days or 40 days? I'm pretty sure that you mentioned on Stern that it was 30 days. However, you also said you weren't engaged, but in an article written last year you mentioned a specific date in 2003 on which you became a married man. Please tell us the truth, Diamond. No more lies!

13th July 2006 - 06:46:54 PM

78476 : Kurt

Hey Diamond, I've been watching episodes of Saved By The Bell: The College Years on a DVD I received from Netflix recently. Those epsiodes totally suck ass, mainly because of you. Remember when Slater and Zack were going to join the "cool" frat and you screwed up everything by accompanying them to the frat party and making balloon animals? What in the hell were you thinking, Diamond? That sounds like the type of moronic thing you would probably do in real life. Thanks for ruining the show. :(

12th July 2006 - 01:11:46 PM

78464 : Kurt

Diamond, you went on the Howard Stern Show on June 13th and said that you were given 30 days to pay off your $250,000 land contract or you would be evicted. You own website http://www.getdshirts.com/the_story.php also lists this 30-day deadline. According to the Network Solutions registry database, http://www.networksolutions.com/whois , you registered your getdshirts.com domain name of June 6, 2006. June 6 was 36 days ago. Did you get evicted from your house or was your personal story nothing more than a bunch of crap?

12th July 2006 - 12:31:29 AM

78463 : Kurt Steinberg

The comments to this blog need to be queered up: http://7d.blogs.com/solidstate/2006/07/diamonds_are_fo.html "Diamonds are Forever. I'm planning on putting together a full San Francisco update, but for the meantime, dig this: Brooke and I were hanging out on the docks (no jokes please) when we happened upon a sidewalk sign for some comedy club called the Green Room. Neither of us had actually ever been to such a place, but that's beside the point. What really caught our attention (actually Brooke's) was the picture on the marquee. "Is that Screech?" she asked, squeezing my arm. Indeed, it was. Dustin Diamond, star of TV's "Saved by the Bell" was staring back at us from the board. The show, which featured only one opening act, started at 8:30 p.m. At that moment it was around 6. While I was intrigued by the idea of checking out Screech's stand-up, we had some time to kill, and I was getting hungry. "Let's go get something to eat first, and if we're feeling up to it, maybe we can go see the show," I said. It was agreed. Dinner was consumed, and margaritas guzzled. Walking back past the club, we again paused before Diamond's unmistakable visage. I was still on the fence, but Brooke pushed me over it with gusto. "We have to go see him," she said. "If we don't, we'll end up torturing ourselves wondering what it was like." She had a point. We weaved through the human detritus to the club entrance, where a gussied-up chick was standing behind some kind of podium. This was the Gatekeeper. Suddenly it dawned on me that this was a real show, where they, like, charge admission. "What if it's too expensive?" I asked Brooke. "Should we set a limit?" she replied. We decided on twenty bucks, which turned out to be the ticket price. Kinda steep. But at that moment Screech himself walked by. "How was your hamburger?" the Gatekeeper inquired, as Screech opened the door with authority. "It was sooo damn good," he answered, before vanishing into the venue. "He's really dirty," the Gatekeeper said to us, as if confiding a secret. OK. We have to see this fucker. Paying the cover, we entered the venue. Inside, we took our seats at a tiny table near the right side of the stage. We could have sat dead center, but I figured that might be a little too risky. Who knows if Screech will attack? Comprising the audience was a gaggle of college-age gals, a few thirtysomething couples, and a contingent of older folks positioned on the opposite side as ourselves. The opening act was about as dull as one might expect. What does it say about your talent if you're warming up for Screech? Twenty bucks was beginning to seem like a real waste of money. Finally, Dustin took the stage. He immediately launched into a spiel about "Grandma porn," which was neither shocking nor provocative. The lamest part is that he kept anticipating differing reactions from the males and females in the crowd. "You guys know what I'm talking about," he'd say. "But you chicks are, like, ummm...." Wow. That's almost as funny as noting the differences between how white people and black people dance. He later told a convoluted tale about an old Jewish woman who happpened to catch one of his performances. Apparently, she enjoyed his rap about geriatric genitals. The story resolved itself in a "punch line" in which the elderly gal lifts up her skirt and yells, "Soup!" Don't ask me what the fuck that means, but he used it as as a "callback" throughout the set. At that point, a handful of the older folks in the crowd got up and left. "Where are you going?" Screech asked. "To take a shit?" Still not funny. Soon we were treated to the revelation that Mark-Paul Gosselaar (who played Zach on SBTB) was in fact, a homosexual. "All I'm sayin' is that Zach loves the cock," Screech said. "Trust the Dust." And there's another one: "Trust the Dust." What a sorry-ass catchphrase. It wasn't a total wash, however. Diamond had one really funny bit where he was mistaken for an employee at Wal-Mart by a less than brilliant customer. Said shopper implored him to "get back to the breakroom and put on an apron," which he did. Diamond summarily re-arranged the entire Bay Area store to his likings. "First things first: I put the Visine next to the Twinkies, where they belong," he said. For proof of his tale, he pulled a Wal-Mart apron from the bag he'd brought onstage. It seemed plausible enough, and showed the lengths to which Screech will go for his "comedy." Trust the Dust. At the end of the night, we headed for the restrooms, where a major line had developed due to a suspicious lack of porcelain. One of the employees, a stocky Mexican fella who looked like he'd stepped out of central casting for a spaghetti western, began to chat me up. "It's great you came in tonight," he said. "Yeah, it was fun," I replied. "So what's up with those old people walking out?" He asked me. "I dunno. I was on the other side of the crowd." "Well I guess they were Christians." "Really?" "Yeah, they came and gave me a hard time about how offended they were." "Wow." "Can you believe that?" "What I can't believe is why older folks who have conservative religious beliefs would even enter a comedy club." By that point I'd managed to complete my transaction. "I know, it man. Well, have a good one, buddy." In Brooke's bathroom line, the ladies expressed indignation at something entirely different. No, it wasn't Diamond's million references to feminine hygiene, or even his "Grandma porn" bit. It was the fact that "Zach" was gay. No one wanted to believe it. People are sad and ridiculous. Still, it was a fun night. You gotta admit, Screech is hardly who you'd expect me to go see in San Francisco. Supposedly Diamond has a TV comedy special coming up. At least that's what he says. And as you've learned, it's all about trust. Anyway, maybe you can catch a glimpse of "The Dust" in action. POSTSCRIPT: This isn't Dustin Diamond's home page. Apparently, he sued the webmaster. Unsuccessfully. This is. T the D, kiddies."

12th July 2006 - 12:15:47 AM

78462 : Kurt Steinberg

Diamond, has anyone ever eaten Mexican food from Chipotle and then given you a face-full of feces? Or is it always Taco Bell-fueled diarrhea? I would think that Slater and Belding would want to mix things up a bit, but I just want to be certain. Please get back to me soon, buddy, as this is an important and serious question!

11th July 2006 - 12:42:47 AM

78445 : Kurt Steinberg

Bri, what's your problem? Look at the colors used in this guestbook. Look at the content of most of the messages. Do you notice a common theme? You should, as this is a QUEERS-ONLY guestbook! Everyone else has figured this out, why can't you? This message board was set of for several purposes, such as to (1) tell Diamond how much he sucks; (2) exchange queer fantasies about Diamond and the rest of the Saved by The Bell gang; and (3) schedule gay sex with Diamond. 97% of the people who come here are looking for hot queer spank material! If you don't want to taebag Diamond and then fire your seed in his jew-fro, you should probably stop posting here. Otherwise, the website administrater will block your IP address from accessing this website!

10th July 2006 - 09:56:54 AM

78429 : Kurt

Diamond, there's an saying that goes - "a fool and his money are soon parted." That definitely applies to you, as you have managed to squander all of your SBTB earnings within a few years. Seriously, do you ever expect to see that kind of cash again during your lifetime? What in the hell was going through your mind as you pissed away dollar after dollar on Beef 'n Cheddars and other crap you don't need? You need to get it together, Screech. Go see a psychiatrist.

09th July 2006 - 03:17:28 PM

78398 : Kurt

Hey Diamond, I found your resume on the Internet. http://www.carrycompany.com/pdf/diamond.pdf It indicates that you are a professional wrestler and that one of your unique skills is that you have a Driver's License. What an awesome resume. Who have you wrestled professionally? Hulk Hogan? Goldberg? I sure as hell don't remember ever hearing about you wrestling anyone. Also, I'm so impressed that you have a Driver's License. I mean those are so hard to get. Maybe you should have listed some more "special skills" on your resume such as the ability to talk, eat, or walk! With all of those "special skills" listed, I'm sure you'll land all of the big gigs!!!

07th July 2006 - 10:16:51 AM

78344 : Kurt

Nice work, Nerdstrom. That's awesome that Mr. B admits that his favorite food is the Taco Supreme from Taco Bell. It's easy to believe, seeing as how he must weigh 300+ lbs. He probably has 30 lbs of undigested red meat in his colon. He needs to purge that directly into the jew-fro of a former co-star of his!

07th July 2006 - 08:54:22 AM

78340 : Kurt Steinberg

Diamond, I really want to eat some Taco Bell and then meet up with you behind a gas station. I'd drop trow and then shart right in your face! A shart is where I fart and little chunks of shit are also expelled out of my butthole at the same time!!! You must be getting so turned on thinking about this!!! Let's hook up!

06th July 2006 - 03:05:10 PM

78329 : Kurt

Which one of you is Pat McGroin? Is it Gay Zack? This is pretty funny - http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/0020449755/qid=1152216199/

06th July 2006 - 08:41:29 AM

78316 : Kurt Steinberg

Diamond, I thought that jews were supposed to be the masters of personal finance. So why exactly have you blown through all of your money? Has all of the semen that entered through your butthole somehow backed up into your brain, clouding your judgment? What's the deal?

06th July 2006 - 12:09:28 AM

78313 : Kurt Steinberg

Nerdstrom, I would love to drop a big smelly deuce riught in Diamond's mouth!!! As I have mentioned before, one of my queer fantasies involves tying Diamond up and throwing him into a spa with a bunch of queer and horny dudes. I think it would be awesome if the queer dudes pissed, shit, and jizzed in the spa water and then made Diamond drink it!!!! Do you think Diamond would be up for that?

05th July 2006 - 01:33:52 PM

78307 : Kurt

read this article from 2004. Diamond actually refers to himself as a "full-fledged professional comedian"!!!!!! http://www.jsonline.com/story/?id=245801 Dustin Diamond 'Takes Five' A self-love that dare not Screech its name Posted: July 22, 2004 While some of his "Saved by the Bell" co-stars have moved slowly into the syndicated abyss, Dustin Diamond, who played the geeky Screech, has been touring the stand-up comedy circuit and selling instructional chess videos. Even though his middle name is Neil, he's not related to the singer, nor is he related to the Beastie Boys' Mike D. A California native, Diamond, 27, moved to Milwaukee's east side three years ago and now considers himself a Wisconsinite. Diamond spoke in advance of his comedy gig at 8 p.m. Sunday at the Modjeska Theatre, 1134 W. Mitchell St., with Journal Sentinel reporter Reid J. Epstein. Q. You were born and raised in California and lived there when "Saved by the Bell" was taping. What prompted you to move to Wisconsin? Advertisement 'Takes Five' Photo/Files Dustin Diamond A. I met a girl out here, and my band had recorded out here, so I ended up moving. It's not very exciting. Q. Do you find that when you're out in Milwaukee people recognize you? A. Oh, absolutely. Like Kid Rock is representing Detroit, I'm now representing Wisconsin. Q. How would Bayside High be different if it were set in Milwaukee? A. I have no idea. You'd have to ask the original writers. I don't think it would be too much different. The way they set up the show, everybody was from a different clique, but unbelievably they were all friends. They were supposed to kind of generally resemble your average person, but, of course, larger than life. Q. How do you explain the lack of professional success had by your "Saved by the Bell" co-stars since they left the show? A. I think because we did the show so long, we've been typecast, and typecasting is a very powerful thing. It's wrong, but it does exist. Unlike me, they don't have anything to fall back on. I'm now a full-fledged professional comedian. If they don't act, there's nothing they can do. Q. I read that you once tried to date Tori Spelling. How did that turn out? A. No, I think that got mixed up. I actually tried to set her up with Mark-Paul (Gosselaar, who played Zach Morris on the show). That was when she made her cameo on the show. But Mark-Paul wasn't interested.

05th July 2006 - 01:07:16 PM

78306 : Kurt

Is it just me, or does someone around here find the term "duece" to be very funny? I've seen that term used quite a bit lately. Don't get me wrong, it is funny - this is just my own observation.

04th July 2006 - 11:39:56 PM

78292 : Kurt Steinberg

Diamond, when you are on The View, are you going to discuss which bridge you are going to live under when you lose your house? I think it would be nice if you did that so your queer fans can find you and leave some HIV juice for you to drink!

04th July 2006 - 10:41:05 PM

78291 : Kurt Steinberg

Fellow queers, did Princess Puessie post messages 78281-78284 under the name "glans roundhelmet"? Those incoherent rambling messages read like something Puessie would write. Puessie, if that is you then leave and don't come back! This is a QUEERS-ONLY guestbook set of for Diamond's gay fans to exchange homosexual fantasies about Diamond and the rest of the Saved By The Bell gang! If you don't want to teabag Diamond and then take a shit in his mouth, you shouldn't post here!

28th June 2006 - 10:25:37 PM

78208 : Kurt Steinberg

Diamond, what are you going to do during the winter when you are sleeping under your bridge? Do you think you'll befriend a few rats and use them as pillows? Will you you broken tree branches and abandoned tires as blankets? Please get back to me immediately, as these are important questions!

27th June 2006 - 10:07:07 PM

78183 : Kurt Steinberg

Hey starships-1, let's hook up for some hot and sweaty unprotected buttsex! I will show you my "vacuum cleaner" queer sex move in a gas station bathroom. I'll do you in the ass wheelbarrow style, and then I will push you hard into the stall, so that your arms give out and your face hits the floor. Then, with my hard penis still lodged in your cornhole, I will push your face up and down and all around the bathroom floor, kind of like the way one vacuums a room! I'll make sure that it's a really dirty bathroom with caked-on urine, shit, and queer jizz on the floor. By the time I was done with you, your face will be coated with the old urine, shit, and queer jizz! Let's have sex!!!!!!!!!!

27th June 2006 - 02:13:12 PM

78176 : Kurt

Awesome site! I love the picture of the guy with the jew-fro wig!

27th June 2006 - 01:48:40 PM

78174 :

These old posts by the real Diamond are awesome: http://www.dustindiamond.com/guest/guest.html?displayBegin=6008

27th June 2006 - 01:43:31 PM

78173 : Kurt

A ton of my earlier posts on the Miller board were also deleted. That's unfortunate, as we really contributed a lot to that message board.

27th June 2006 - 11:50:37 AM

78170 : Kurt

Gay Zack, starships is back on the Jeremy Miller imdb board trying to hetero- everything up. The forces of queerness must join together to combat this aggression to ensure that the Jeremy Miller message board stays gay. http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0588595/board/nest/44610974?d=46760959#46760959

26th June 2006 - 05:56:58 PM

78148 : Kurt Steinberg

Hey Jessie (the one with the www.myspace.com/84999301 link), why do you keep posting here? This is a QUEERS-only guestbook! Nobody cares about your crappy myspace webpage. Only MALE QUEERS should post here. This webpage was set up to provide Diamond's queer fans with a forum for (a) exchanging gay fantasies involving Diamond; (b) telling Diamond how much he sucks; and (c) scheduling gay sex with Diamond. Homosexuals come here for the sole purpose of finding hot spank material! If your post doesn't relate to any of these things, the guestbook moderator will probably delete your message.

25th June 2006 - 05:57:37 PM

78126 : Kurt Steinberg

Does anyone else here think it's funny that Screech and his family moved from his school with Miss Bliss in Indianapolis, IN to Bayside in Los Angeles, CA in an effort to protect Screech from daily rapings at the hands of Mr. Belding only to discover that Mr. Belding had been transferred to Bayside at the same time?

23rd June 2006 - 01:58:06 PM

78094 : Kurt

http://www.brokennewz.com/displaystory_static.html Friday, June 23, 2006 Interview with Dustin Diamond - Mansion, Foreclosure and the 10 Inch Penis Dustin Diamond, also known as Screech from the massively popular late-80's and early 90's tween drama called Saved by the Bell, has hit a bit of a rough patch. He's at risk of losing his Port Washington, Wisconson home - and if that weren't bad enough, he's gone public with the entire debacle, asking his fans (and, we'd wager, even those who aren't his fans) to buy a line of specialty t-shirts to help him raise money to "Save Screech's House." We here at BrokenNewz grew up on Saved By The Bell and aren't ashamed to admit that we were rooting for Dustin when he beat the holy tar out of Horseshack on Celebrity Boxing. So, with our love for the Screechmeister and a huge amount of curiosity, Joe the Peacock saddled up to the table with him and asked him a few questions. Joe the Peacock: So, this "Save Dustin's House" thing... What the hell is up with that? Dustin Diamond: We all face trying times, I am just going public with mine. If you think about it comedians sell t-shirts all the time, I am just being upfront with what I am using the money for. I am not out there begging for hand outs or asking for donations. There is no shame in what I am doing. JtP: You realize that many people on the internet are calling this a "scam" and a publicity stunt. We at Broken Newz would never purport to resort to such a retort � so, we'd like to ask a few clarifying questions: When you reference the fact that you had "shitty credit" when you moved out west and bought your home on a land contract, what specifically do you mean? And what the heck happened to all those big "Saved by the Bell" bucks? DD: I fell prey to the curse of most child stars�.parents. When I turned 18 I only had about 250,000.00 in a protected account for me. So even though I had been working on the show for so long. I did not have much to show for it. JtP: How did you get involved with Arthur Giraldo? DD: He came recommended to me by an agent out of NY. We didn't have any dealings before this. JtP: You mention that Giraldo used more than one word to tell you to "Go F... Yourself!" What words were they? DD: Sorry, the lawyers won't let me touch this one��.yet. JtP: At one point, you've gone on record mentioning that you have a 10 inch penis. Why bother with this shirt business? Why not just go make some super quick money doing pornos? DD: My lady would rather be homeless. There is no shame in porn�..and I mean honestly who isn't a fan, but Jennifer does not like to share. Who knows maybe I can convince her someday, everyone has a price. JtP: If you did do porno, you could do one along with Debbie Diamond. It could be an all-anal flick called "Diamonds in the Rough" or something. There is no question here, I just wanted to make that joke. Sorry. Moving along. DD: Oddly enough I have been contacted. JtP: How much have you raised thus far? How much further do you have to go? Do you think you'll make your goal in time? DD: To date we still have a long way to go. I am not sure what the exact number is, we have to account for the overhead. But I know that the story of my plight has made it around the world. We have received a number of support letters from the UK, Norway, Japan, and Canada. Only time will tell if we can reach the goal in time. Let's hope so. JtP: Away from this nasty house business, what other projects does Dustin Diamond have lined up? Where will we see you next? DD: My stand up career has been successful, and I've built a strong fan base as Dustin Diamond "the comedian". I am taping a show for Showtime in August which will be my first televised comedy performance. Who knows...maybe I'll be the next reality show!

23rd June 2006 - 09:02:47 AM

78082 : Larry Bolton

Did anyone else see the interview on "Geraldo At Large" yesterday? Geraldo sent a reporter with a mullet out to Wisconsin to interview Diamond. As usual, Diamond complained that his parents took a lot of his money. He also said a lot of it was "wasted," but did no say by whom. The part with Diamond was taped beforehand, and then Geraldo talked to the mullet-head reporter one-on-one. Geraldo said something like "Did I detect that you didn't seem to feel too sorry for Screech there?" And then they talked for about a minute, never once referring to the former child star as "Dustin Diamond." Instead, they only called him "Screech." It was pretty funny

22nd June 2006 - 04:30:54 PM

78069 : Frenchie

Hi Screech, remember me? I'm the guy who called in to harass you when you were on the Opie & Anthony Show back in 2002. Remember when I said I threw a baseball bat into my tv every time Saved By The bell was shown and I saw you? Remember when I said you were a "gay F?" When when I said "you looked like a faggot on that show and you look like a faggot now." Rememebr when you asked me to come down and see your show and I told you that only 10 people were going to show up and you would then go into the parking lot and kill yourself? Remember when the hosts were laughing as you were about to cry? Rememebr when you lef the studio and the hosts were still making fun of you? Remember when they said that was their all-time worst radio segment? I sure got you good that time.

21st June 2006 - 11:17:38 PM

78030 : Kurt Steinberg

You have to listen to the fruity audio clips Diamond put on his website: http://www.getdshirts.com/free.php In one of them he says he's going to lose his house and have to live under a bridge. I'll bet he'd live with a homeless man or a troll under the bridge have have lots of queer sex!

21st June 2006 - 10:16:42 PM

78026 : Kurt Steinberg

Hey Diamond, I noticed that you're now selling bricks on your website for $1000 - http://www.getdshirts.com/buy.php Are you seeling these because nobody is buying your t-shirts? Why don't you get a real job instead of being such a whiney bitch? Everyone else has to work to survive. Why should it be any different for you? You're not good-looking, you're not a good actor, are you certainly aren't even funny!!! You should have been kissing the ground you walk on when you lucked into the Screech role and played it for 10+ years, earning $2,000,000! Instead you blew it all. Maybe your parents took soome of it, but it sure seems as though you're responsible for most of the blown money! But don't take this the wrong way - I still want to fire my seed down your throat and fart in your mouth. Is that cool with you?

21st June 2006 - 08:53:03 PM

78023 : Kurt Steinberg

Hey Diamond, in this 2005 article you mentioned that you and Jennifer got married on November 5, 2003: http://www.mkeonline.com/story.asp?id=357162 However, when you were on the Howard Stern Show last week you said that Jennifer was just your fiancee: http://www.bestsharing.com/files/ms00165183/stern%20with%20scheech.mp3.html Please explain these inconsistencies! I find it odd that you mentioned a specific date on which you were married in the article if you were not, in fact, married. And to later tell your fans that you are only engaged, not married, is perplexing. Is there still hope for the queers who post here? We'd all like a piece of your ass!!!

21st June 2006 - 08:45:10 PM

78020 : Kurt Steinberg

Gay Zack, you're missing another important issue - whose brilliant idea was it to not acquire any health insurance? I suppose they figured they'd save a few hundred dollars per month by forgoing it. But after the pregnancy complications they ended up on the hook for $125,000!

20th June 2006 - 10:24:13 PM

77993 : Kurt Steinberg

Diamond, remember that time when you thought you'd save a few bucks by not having any health insurance? Remember when your fiance ended up having serious health issues with a pregnancy and you ended up on the hook for $130,000? Sure you got screwed over that time!

20th June 2006 - 10:07:28 PM

77992 : Kurt Steinberg

By the way, Diamond mentioned in the interview that the reason he ended up being on the hook for $130,000 in medical fees is because he didn't have any health insurance. What an idiot!!! In case that link doesn't work, you can find it here: http://www.kroq.com/kevinandbean/sounds.html

20th June 2006 - 10:02:09 PM

77991 : Kurt Steinberg

Listen to this interview of Diamond from KROQ. mms://kroq.wmod.llnwd.net/a168/o1/kbaudio/screech.asf Diamond whines about his financial situation, blaming his parents for his problems. When asked if he shared any blamed for his bad credit, Diamond changed the subject. Diamond also claimed that the guy about to foreclose on his property is doing "shady" stuff. Diamond, grow up and take responsibility for your actions! You made a shitty deal and you have yourself to blame for it. If the lender violated the law, then you should tell everyone about it. If you keep defaming him, he should sue you! Wouldn't that be funny!

19th June 2006 - 08:28:25 AM

77901 : Kurt Steinberg

Hey Diamond, do you realize you're committing copyright infringement by using the name "Screeech" on the t-shirts you are hawking? You misspelled your former character's name, but it's a blatant ripoff nevertheless. What would you do if after losing your house to foreclosure you were sued for statutory damages for copyright infringement?

19th June 2006 - 08:22:27 AM

77900 : Kurt Steinberg

Chachi, you're a blast from the past. Have you turned gay yet? Because I think you and I should spitroast Screech. It would be awesome to do it in front of Arthur Giraldo! Maybe then he'll give Screech another loan.

19th June 2006 - 12:01:54 AM

77883 : Kurt Steinberg

Here's a video of the "Inside the Actor's Studio" where Tobey Maguire played Screech! http://www.bestsharing.com/files/ms00167506/SNL%20-%20Inside%20the%20Actors%20Studio%20w%20Screech.mpg.html

18th June 2006 - 11:19:25 PM

77882 : Kurt Steinberg

Here's a video to which I posted a link last year. A 16-year-old nerd interviewer and his buddy totally clown Diamond in this clip: http://www.bestsharing.com/files/ms00167498/Screech.WMV.html

18th June 2006 - 10:36:28 PM

77879 : Kurt Steinberg

Diamond, thanks for bringing back your guestbook. Your queers fans owe you for this! To show my appreciation, I'd like to give you a warm and heavy pair of Arabian goggles and then rub my smelly taint all over your face and fire my seed in you eyes!!! Let's get together soon. - Kurt Steinberg

17th June 2006 - 05:35:45 PM

77169 : Kurt Steinberg

Diamond, let's hook up for some hot, sweaty, unprotected butt-sex. I'll eat some tacos and then take a shit in your 'fro. Then you can toss my salad and let me do you in the ass! Is that cool with you? - Kurt Steinberg

My Queer Secret

I posted the following hot queer secret over at 2secret.com:

Wet fart at the gym 3/30/2006 - 22:58

I like to lift weights at the gym without wearing any underwear. I wear black and white zebra striped Zubaz pants (like the ones popular 15 years ago) when working out. Last month I lifted after eating Taco bell for lunch and accidently ripped a wet fart during one of my bench press sets. A smelly brown stain quickly formed on my Zubaz pants so I went into the locker room took them off and threw them in a random locker and then hopped in the shower and went home after cleaning myself up. I don't think anyone saw what I did because it was around 10PM (the gym was open until 11), but I think a little bit of shit soaked through my Zubaz and got on the bench. I haven't been back to that gym since then.

The following comments were posted in response to my queer secret:

3/31/2006 - 17:39
by kitchenwench US
Zubaz with no underwear you say. Everyone is really glad 'the weird creepy guy with the tiny weiner' doesn't come around anymore.

3/31/2006 - 19:54
by j420
I'm pretty sure someone will find it and realize you were wearing the Zubav. Kill yourself soon.

4/1/2006 - 16:44
by shazam
The only part that made me laugh was when you mentioned you were wearing zubaz. Who the fuck wears zubaz?

4/1/2006 - 17:46
by secret VA
Kitchenwench's comment is perfect

4/1/2006 - 21:23
by solo CA
no ur wrong secret. shazam took the money with his post

I bought a new pair of Zubaz! 4/3/2006 - 15:39
by Kurt_Steinberg
I found another gym where I can lift weights. Since I no longer have the black and white Zubaz pants, I had to go onto eBay to purchase a new pair - I am now the proud owner of a blue and white pair of Zubaz. The Zubaz are pretty loose-fitting so nobody can really tell that I'm working out commando. The only problem is that after periodically sitting down to do various workout routines, they quickly start to smell like ass.

4/3/2006 - 23:43
by kitchenwench
^^^ There's no such thing as 'new' zubaz since 1987. Good luck with those anal warts you stank ass fuck.

2/13/2007 - 09:31
by gayzack
hey buddy, I wear a sweet pair of Cleveland Brown's zubaz with a mesh shirt to my gym, although I wear a thong underwear. Do you want to get together for some ass play? I'd like to pull your zubaz down to your ankles and suck your cock. Maybe we can sword fight?

2/13/2007 - 10:28
by Kurt_Steinberg
I would need to clean myself first. The Zubaz have a tendency to trap air in them and don't "breathe" very well. I get so hot and sweaty that when I take them off after an hour of lifting and sweating they reek and totally smell like ass. Some people like that sort of thing, but others do not.

2/13/2007 - 10:50
by gayzack
sounds hot - do you want to exchange zubaz? I can take a shit in mine and send them over to you if you want or I can just wear them so they smell like a fine cheese. I once bought a pair of zubaz off ebay that Dustin Diamond wore on an episode of Saved By the Bell. I smelled the crotch area so many times while masturbating that I wore a hole in the crotch!

YOU ARE GETTING ME HORNY! 2/14/2007 - 11:07
by JewveBeenFramed
You guys are getting me horny as hell! I sometimes where a pair of pink zubaz to the gay night at my local bar. I think we should all get together and dress up as members of Saved by the Bell and have a dumpster party. Bags being AC Slater.

Hot Picture of Mr. Tuttle Driving Over Screech!

Remember that Saved By The Bell episode where Mr. Tuttle taught the gang in his Driver's Ed class how to drive? As you may recall, he had a golf cart in a classroom and everyone learned how to drive on it, even though it had only three wheels and the class had to drive indoors! Anyway, Dner drew and posted this hot picture of Mr. Tuttle driving over Screech over at the Dustin Diamond Love forum. It looks like Tuttle is braking with the wheels on the front axle while the back wheels spin on Diamond's naked body, painfully ripping off Diamond's skin!

More Queer Saved By The Bell Cartoons

Check out these hot homoerotic cartoons that were posted over at the old Dustin Diamond Love forum. The first cartoon was drawn by Fagbusters and the last two were drawn by Ox.

Queer Cartoon of Screech and Kevin the Robot

Check out this homoerotic cartoon that was posted over at the old Dustin Diamond Love forum. This picture was drawn by Marcus.

Queer Cartoon of Screech and Belding

Check out this homoerotic cartoon that was posted over at the old Dustin Diamond Love forum. I believe this was drawn by Dner.

More Spank-Worthy Posts From Dustindiamond.com

I found more hot homoerotic posts from the Dustindiamond.com guestbook:

12th July 2004 - 04:08:31 PM
8622 : Gay Zack
Dustin, I learned a new move called "baby sparrow" or "baby bird" where I ejaculate into your mouth, then start to flap my arms and chirp as you slowly regurgitate the load back into my own eagerly awaiting mouth.


16th August 2004 - 02:22:37 PM
9719 : Gay Zack
I'm looking forward to you jerking off into my mouth Dustin - i will swallow it and spit it up into your mouth like a baby bird


22nd November 2004 - 02:19:12 AM
11202 :
so wait a minute... dustin wants everybody to call him "the dust" now? let's see... dustin "the dust" diamond... hmmm... nope, doesn't sound even remotely catchy. i think i'll just keep calling him "stupid cocksucking jew" from here on out.


04th April 2003 - 12:47:40 AM
2551 : Dirty Debbie
Cum swing on my cock lovely, I have a huge penis, oops my towel came down, what are you going to do about it, Dustin, how's your dad Neil Diamond going? Still tending to his penis and ass needs? I love u dustin.

Love Your Mom, Dirty Debbie, from www.pantyfreaks.com


05th August 2003 - 08:59:40 PM
3988 : Robbie Crooker
Im queer too Ken. People call me "the corn cob smuggler".
I would like to sample your penis cheese.


27th August 2003 - 10:05:52 AM
4677 : Admin
Guys

Please, I meant what I said. If you don't keep on-topic, which means conversation related to having homosexual relations with Dustin Diamond, then I'll have to shut the board down.

TIA

Admin


26th August 2003 - 06:31:17 PM
4668 : Admin
Hi Everyone,
I have been somewhat remiss lately in the topics - trying to make sure everything is working technically.

Please, everyone, the main topic of discussion here is supposed to be homosexuality concerning Dustin Diamond. This was my intention when I opened the board and I'd like to politely remind you that this is the way in which it must continue, otherwise I'll have no choice but to shut this place down.

This site is a labour of love and the bandwidth costs me a fortune, so please keep the conversation on-topic and discuss acts of gay love with Dustin Diamond. Apparently he reads all the posts here and gets a real kick out of the fact that he's a gay cultural icon. Way to go DD!

Thanks for your co-operation, everyone play nice and you won't get banned!

Best

Admin


05th May 2004 - 09:56:03 AM
7357 : billy elliot
spank material:
http://www.saltythepocketknife.com/images/studio1.jpg
http://www.saltythepocketknife.com/images/studio2.jpg
http://www.saltythepocketknife.com/images/studio3.jpg
http://www.saltythepocketknife.com/images/studio4.jpg


05th May 2004 - 01:02:46 PM
7361 : cocksucking asslick
Ha Ha!!!!! Those photos are so gay that I can almost feel duskin's Dimoand's kum shooting up my asshole as we speak - Thamk you, Duskin, 4 giving us something to lose our loads to! In those photos, it almost looks as if Duskin is saying directly to me, with his intense, shit-brown eyes "yeah, I know that you're one of those little wimps that's been talkin' shit about me in that fucked-up guestbook, because you're too much of a pussy to say it to my face, ass-wipe - hell, even our faggot transvestite singer could whip your ass!... So, if you've got a problem with me, bring it on, bitch!!!!!!..... - Otherwise, shut the fuck up!!!!!!..." - That's what he is saying to me with his hypnotic and magnetic gaze - I can't break away from it!!!! Awwww, please abuse me, Duskin, I've been a very naughty little boy!!!!..... AAAAAAAAGGGGGFJHFJKGL;G (i JUST LOST A LOAD...)


03rd December 2002 - 12:17:10 AM
1538 : Jesus Christ
Someone should compile all these messages into a book. I nearly pissed my pants I was laughing so hard at this shit.


22nd May 2002 - 10:45:07 PM
1007 : Horseshack
Screech you lousy son of a bitch! You broke my friggin' nose! Didn't you see me flailing like a little girl? Couldn't you have takin it a little friggin' easy on me? Didn't you feel any pity for my sad & pathetic display of manhood? Next time why don't you fight Chyna - she's got bigger balls than you, you little bag of hamster crap!
P.S. Are we still on for that handjob in the shower?


11th April 2002 - 01:24:33 PM
915 : Screech Hater

Why the hell is there a website dedicated to this moron? Do you people really think he's funny? Maybe it just helps raise your own self-esteem to see an ugly geek make an ass out of himself. In case you loyal Screech fans haven't noticed: HE'S NOT GOODLOOKING, HE'S NOT TALENTED, AND HE'S NOT FUNNY!! Dustin Diamond has a huge crooked nose, I'll give him that, but that's where the comedy stops. C'mon, this guy is such a fruit. And for those of you who may be thinking of replying to my messagewith 'then why are you on this website?' I ENDED UP HERE FROM A LINK ON A WEBRING DEDICATED TO MAKING FUN OF DUSTIN DIAMOND. Imagine that!!! The irony of it all is that the websites making fun of this buffoon contain a link to his OWN website haha... If that's not proof of what a shithead Screech is, then I don't know what is. HEY DUSTIN: YOU'RE OWN WEBSITE MAKES YOU LOOK BAD, MAYBE THAT'S WHY YOU'VE DECIDED TO TAKE IT DOWN NOW. Thank God, no more Screech..please no more Screech. Actually, maybe you should leave it up so we can all remember how normal we are.


11th September 2001 - 08:42:57 PM
256 : Preppie
Hey screech, Slater and I were headed over to the Max after school. You are not invited you cock loving jew.


05th November 2004 - 03:05:02 PM
10854 : Gay Zack
Dustin, remember when a whole bunch of your smelly Zubaz were stolen from the set of SBTB? Well it was I who took them. I smelled the ass area for weeks until deciding to let them steep in hot water to make a tea, which I drank. Than I decided to use the left over tea to steep the zubaz in even more, except letting the water evaporite, forming pure Dustin essence. I would smell it while jerking off, or sometimes wear it around like a cologne - many queers would chase me around when I wore it! Eventually I used up all that the zubaz had to offer, so I took the zubaz and used them a rags to clean up after gay sex. I'm waiting to get some dirty tighty whiteys or yours to wear on my head while shouting "zoinks" while my ass gets worked in a Castro dumpster sex party.


07th November 2003 - 08:35:04 AM
5611 : Leaky Ass Queer
Thanks for another classic "Remember When" story, I sure hope Diamond reads this stuff, along with his family and friends.


13th November 2003 - 01:30:52 AM
5701 : Remember when...
Hey Diamond, remember when you used to have a steady paycheck??? Remember when you weren't a complete joke???


19th November 2003 - 02:57:48 AM
5785 : Gwando
'Remember When' guy, nothing gets me more aroused than sweaty man on man wrestling.
I would like to have Diamond wear a tight pink leotard and smear himself in baby oil. I would chase him around for a while, but his thin greasy body would keep slipping from my grasps.
Eventually i would throw him to the floor, tear off his leotard and unsheath my rod, which i would insert into him, and rapidly lose the mother of all loads in his colon!
After a brief rest, i would take a dump on his chest and throw him out into the street!


07th June 2005 - 05:48:33 PM
15410 :
hi dustin I live in your neighborhood and I have a bone to pick with you. I don't mind all the partying you do, but I just wish you'd keep it in the house. I don't know how many times I've looked outside to find gay sex going on in the front yard. Once I caught you taking a shit on my bushes. we are a good clean wholesome neighborhood and if you insist on having your gay orgies, we'd all just wish that you'd keep them in the house. The house to the left of me told me about the time they came out to see you sitting on the hood of the car getting oral sex from Danny Pintuaro while shooting up heroin. We don't want you to move, we just want you to cool it on the gay sex parties.


27th October 2004 - 09:36:37 PM
10629 : Gay Ox
Duh! Me gay Ox? Ox like scat! Ox want Screech take off Zubaz and we roll around each other's poo! Ox want threesome with Screech, small retarded boy. Then Hot Lunch. Hot Lunch good!

Ox want take Slater mullet then Ox shoot cum in it! Cum good!


09th December 2004 - 07:27:57 PM
11604 : Hot Karl
Gay Zack and Rocco, I also find homeless guys to be an inexpensive, readily available source of ass. Buy em a cheap bottle of whisky and a Happy Meal, and they'll go all night! Some of my queer friends don't agree, because of the risk of picking up exotic STDs from some smelly bum's scabby, hairy, shit-encrusted ringhole. But I'm not bothered about that. In fact it's kind of a turn on - the more unwashed, the better!

Personally I like to go up to a drunk homeless guy in the street, and before he knows what's happening I'll bend em over, pull his pants down and stick my tongue up his poot-chute! The fleas and crusty shit contained in the average bum's anal beard make for a highly tasty meal! Yummy!


20th February 2005 - 09:40:55 AM
12413 : Dustin\'s nephew
he made me touch his thingy as well and it went hard and white stuff came out i don';t understand why dosn't my thingy do that then he went to the bathroomm on my face why did he do that it was'ntt nice and it made me smeel like pee peee for dayys


20th February 2005 - 09:32:53 AM
12412 : Dustin\'s nephew
Uncl Dusty tride to put his thingy in my bunghole. then he touched my on my thingy and tolded me not to teel anywon. why did he do that i dont understadn


29th March 2003 - 06:14:47 PM
2186 : Zach
Hey Screech, do you remember the time you thought you had a wet dream?? Actually I was banging Lisa Turtle's tight pussy one night and right after I blew my load in her mouth, she spit in your underwear while you were sleeping...Did you really think that your tiny balls could produce a Monster Wad like that??? HAH


21st March 2003 - 09:22:52 AM
2057 : Dustin Diamond
Hey there Dennis. Thanks for the comments on my site. Trouble is people post horrible things about me and I don't know why, in future please email me. It would be great to catch up on old times, remember that funny time I fell over :) and that other time when we had sex. Well hope to hear from you soon, Dustin