Wet fart at the gym 3/30/2006 - 22:58
I like to lift weights at the gym without wearing any underwear. I wear black and white zebra striped Zubaz pants (like the ones popular 15 years ago) when working out. Last month I lifted after eating Taco bell for lunch and accidently ripped a wet fart during one of my bench press sets. A smelly brown stain quickly formed on my Zubaz pants so I went into the locker room took them off and threw them in a random locker and then hopped in the shower and went home after cleaning myself up. I don't think anyone saw what I did because it was around 10PM (the gym was open until 11), but I think a little bit of shit soaked through my Zubaz and got on the bench. I haven't been back to that gym since then.
The following comments were posted in response to my queer secret:
3/31/2006 - 17:39
by kitchenwench US
Zubaz with no underwear you say. Everyone is really glad 'the weird creepy guy with the tiny weiner' doesn't come around anymore.
3/31/2006 - 19:54
I'm pretty sure someone will find it and realize you were wearing the Zubav. Kill yourself soon.
4/1/2006 - 16:44
The only part that made me laugh was when you mentioned you were wearing zubaz. Who the fuck wears zubaz?
4/1/2006 - 17:46
by secret VA
Kitchenwench's comment is perfect
4/1/2006 - 21:23
by solo CA
no ur wrong secret. shazam took the money with his post
I bought a new pair of Zubaz! 4/3/2006 - 15:39
I found another gym where I can lift weights. Since I no longer have the black and white Zubaz pants, I had to go onto eBay to purchase a new pair - I am now the proud owner of a blue and white pair of Zubaz. The Zubaz are pretty loose-fitting so nobody can really tell that I'm working out commando. The only problem is that after periodically sitting down to do various workout routines, they quickly start to smell like ass.
4/3/2006 - 23:43
^^^ There's no such thing as 'new' zubaz since 1987. Good luck with those anal warts you stank ass fuck.
2/13/2007 - 09:31
hey buddy, I wear a sweet pair of Cleveland Brown's zubaz with a mesh shirt to my gym, although I wear a thong underwear. Do you want to get together for some ass play? I'd like to pull your zubaz down to your ankles and suck your cock. Maybe we can sword fight?
2/13/2007 - 10:28
I would need to clean myself first. The Zubaz have a tendency to trap air in them and don't "breathe" very well. I get so hot and sweaty that when I take them off after an hour of lifting and sweating they reek and totally smell like ass. Some people like that sort of thing, but others do not.
2/13/2007 - 10:50
sounds hot - do you want to exchange zubaz? I can take a shit in mine and send them over to you if you want or I can just wear them so they smell like a fine cheese. I once bought a pair of zubaz off ebay that Dustin Diamond wore on an episode of Saved By the Bell. I smelled the crotch area so many times while masturbating that I wore a hole in the crotch!
YOU ARE GETTING ME HORNY! 2/14/2007 - 11:07
You guys are getting me horny as hell! I sometimes where a pair of pink zubaz to the gay night at my local bar. I think we should all get together and dress up as members of Saved by the Bell and have a dumpster party. Bags being AC Slater.