Wet fart at the gym 3/30/2006 - 22:58
I like to lift weights at the gym without wearing any underwear. I wear black and white zebra striped Zubaz pants (like the ones popular 15 years ago) when working out. Last month I lifted after eating Taco bell for lunch and accidently ripped a wet fart during one of my bench press sets. A smelly brown stain quickly formed on my Zubaz pants so I went into the locker room took them off and threw them in a random locker and then hopped in the shower and went home after cleaning myself up. I don't think anyone saw what I did because it was around 10PM (the gym was open until 11), but I think a little bit of shit soaked through my Zubaz and got on the bench. I haven't been back to that gym since then.
The following comments were posted in response to my queer secret:
3/31/2006 - 17:39
by kitchenwench US
Zubaz with no underwear you say. Everyone is really glad 'the weird creepy guy with the tiny weiner' doesn't come around anymore.
3/31/2006 - 19:54
by j420
I'm pretty sure someone will find it and realize you were wearing the Zubav. Kill yourself soon.
4/1/2006 - 16:44
by shazam
The only part that made me laugh was when you mentioned you were wearing zubaz. Who the fuck wears zubaz?
4/1/2006 - 17:46
by secret VA
Kitchenwench's comment is perfect
4/1/2006 - 21:23
by solo CA
no ur wrong secret. shazam took the money with his post
I bought a new pair of Zubaz! 4/3/2006 - 15:39
by Kurt_Steinberg
I found another gym where I can lift weights. Since I no longer have the black and white Zubaz pants, I had to go onto eBay to purchase a new pair - I am now the proud owner of a blue and white pair of Zubaz. The Zubaz are pretty loose-fitting so nobody can really tell that I'm working out commando. The only problem is that after periodically sitting down to do various workout routines, they quickly start to smell like ass.
4/3/2006 - 23:43
by kitchenwench
^^^ There's no such thing as 'new' zubaz since 1987. Good luck with those anal warts you stank ass fuck.
2/13/2007 - 09:31
by gayzack
hey buddy, I wear a sweet pair of Cleveland Brown's zubaz with a mesh shirt to my gym, although I wear a thong underwear. Do you want to get together for some ass play? I'd like to pull your zubaz down to your ankles and suck your cock. Maybe we can sword fight?
2/13/2007 - 10:28
by Kurt_Steinberg
I would need to clean myself first. The Zubaz have a tendency to trap air in them and don't "breathe" very well. I get so hot and sweaty that when I take them off after an hour of lifting and sweating they reek and totally smell like ass. Some people like that sort of thing, but others do not.
2/13/2007 - 10:50
by gayzack
sounds hot - do you want to exchange zubaz? I can take a shit in mine and send them over to you if you want or I can just wear them so they smell like a fine cheese. I once bought a pair of zubaz off ebay that Dustin Diamond wore on an episode of Saved By the Bell. I smelled the crotch area so many times while masturbating that I wore a hole in the crotch!
YOU ARE GETTING ME HORNY! 2/14/2007 - 11:07
by JewveBeenFramed
You guys are getting me horny as hell! I sometimes where a pair of pink zubaz to the gay night at my local bar. I think we should all get together and dress up as members of Saved by the Bell and have a dumpster party. Bags being AC Slater.
3 comments:
3/29/2006 - 20:42
3 votes
Reviewed by analdig
I am gay and I meet up with random guys at dumpsters behind stores for sex. I dress up like Screech from Saved by the Bell. Everyone dresses as a character from Saved by the Bell. I once allowed a guy dressed like Slater to take a dump in my mouth (I had plastic wrap in and around my mouth for it didn't actualy touch skin) I do this often. My family doesn't even know I'm gay, if they found out about this, they disown me.
Piss rug 3/31/2006 - 12:26
10 votes
Evil
Reviewed by that guy
When I was a freshman in college, there was a guy who lived down the hall on my dorm floor who was a complete dickhead - he was loud, obnoxious, talked shit about everyone else, and would frequently come back to the floor so drunk that he would vomit on the floor. He also seemed to think he was a stud even though he had a really ugly girlfriend.
Anyway, this guy who lived across the floor from him had a little rug (it was actually a cut-up piece of carpet) that he kept in the hallway outside of his room. One Friday afternoon this guy kicked the rug down the hallway and into the bathroom and into one of the stalls. For the next two days everyone pissed all over this guy's rug. After a couple days (this was on the weekend when there was no janitorial service), the whole bathroom smelled like piss and I heard that the dickhead was pretty mad when he found his rug in the bathroom. That piece of shit got what he deserved!
Sharted 2/12/2007 - 15:40
9 votes
I crapped my pants at work. I took my underwear off and hung them in someone else's locker in the locker room
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