I recently discovered the following message board posts where different people discussed adults with Down Syndrome who wear diapers. The first poster claimed that he had been at Taco Bell and Big Boy restaurants and saw adults with Down Syndrome having their diapers changed on sanitary tables in the bathrooms. I wonder whether this is how A-Rod changes Corky's diaper when Corky fills his diaper when they are eating out at restaurants...
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I find this a bit absurd. I’ve seen many of those plastic tables and they don’t look like they could support 50 pounds, let alone the 200+ pounds Corky weighs. It would be hysterical to be at a Taco Bell and walk in to find A Rod changing Corky, then watch as the flimsy changing table collapsed. Corky would absolutely blame A Rod and would beat him unmercifully before ass raping him within an inch of his life! Mr. Belding would stand there in the bathroom eating tacos and ripping farts in A Rod’s face.
Also, I couldn’t help but notice the eclipse post from the previous thread. I thought Corky and Mr. Belding were very sweet to set up such a lovely eclipse experience since A Rod missed it by sleeping all day. Waking up to a total eclipse of Mr. Beldings asshole is a dream many of us have had since we first saw him on Good Morning Miss Bliss! A Rod instead of being excited made a total fool of himself!!
Pops, I have heard that the Americans with Disabilities Act (ADA) is in the process of being amended to require restaurants with a seating capacity in excess of 100 people to provide sanitary changing tables in bathrooms which are sturdy enough to support the weight of a 150 lb person. I’m not sure whether this will ever become law, but it seems like legislative overreach to me… I was at an Arby’s the other day and noticed a sanitary changing table which appeared to be far too small to support the weight of a middle-aged Down person like Corky.
I was looking for info on Screech when I discovered that there is actually a restaurant on Virginia named “JewFro”! Its website indicates that it serves food which is a fusion of Jewish and African foods. I wonder whether they have any holiday specials such as roasted Hound Dog, the meal Mr. Belding often prepared when he ate Thanksgiving dinner with Screech?
https://www.jewfrorestaurant.com/
I was in an airport bathroom today and saw one of those plastic Koala changing board. It was maybe 3 feet long at the most and didn’t look like it could handle more than 25 pounds. I’d love to see Corky demand A Rod change him and him climb on this tiny changing board that wouldn’t even handle half his body. It would then collapse causing absolute mayhem to break out.
I was in the Fashion Mall on the Las Vegas Strip a few years ago while shopping for a Rolex. After purchasing a nice Datejust, I ate lunch at the food court and then walked into the men’s room before heading back to my hotel room at the Wynn. When I walked into the men’s room, I was astonished to see a middle aged retarded man with an older fellow who might have been his dad. The older man said, “Dusty, we need to change your diaper - it is full of doodee.” The retarded man, who was maybe 5’5” tall and was overweight with a big belly - I would guess he probably weighted around 175lb or so. Dusty then pulled down his sweatpants and laid on a diaper changing table! His dad undid his diaper and removed it - an awful stench quickly enveloped the men’s room as Dusty had made an enormous dookie! His dad took off the diaper and wipes Dusty’s ass with some napkins. The napkins must have been rough as Dusty yelped, “Ouchie,” as his dad wiped him down. The dad then proceeded to start putting a new diaper on Dusty. However, as he did this, I heard a cracking sound and then the entire diaper changing table broke off from the wall and crashed down under Dusty’s weight. Dusty was obviously very upset and started spazzing out as he flew into a ‘tard rage, pummeling his father! It was a strange scene as I couldn’t figure out why the dad thought that diaper changing table would be able to support the weight of Dusty. In any event, I finished peeing at a urinal and washed my hands while Dusty kept slapping and punching his dad until he got exhausted and stopped.
Does anyone remember the late 1980s tv sitcom, “My Two Dads”? It was about a teen girl who lived with two unmarried men because one of them impregnated her mother years earlier, but they didn’t know who was the actual father? I think that maybe her mother died and somehow those two men were tracked down and they all moved in together. It was a ridiculous premise, but I think it might have aired for 2 or 3 seasons. In any event, I was searching for something to watch on the Tubi app last night and I came across a reboot of that sitcom which was also called, “My Two Dads.” It aired in 1999 and 2000 for a season and a half. Instead of an adolescent girl, there was an adolescent boy played by Screech. His two fathers were Mr. Belding and Mr. Horton. However, instead of raising him in a loving household like the girl was on the original series, Screech’s two fathers butt-slam him constantly!! They also rip ass in his face throughout each episode. Has anyone ever seen this show or even heard of it? There seems to be an inordinate amount of gay anal sex in this show for a network sitcom! I’ve only watched two episodes so far - in the second episode, Screech plays “Neptune: King of the Sea” in the shower with both Mr. Horton and Mr. Belding - as you might suspect, Screech lost that game in the shower…
I've cum across that show on "skinnimax" back in the day! I blew so many loads to Screech getting Eiffel towered by the big bopper and Mr. H! I also remember a cross over episode on "head of the class" where Screech was an exchange student and the whole class took turns on him! I think this is where Dan Schneider became such a degenerate.
I watched the third episode of the “My Two Dads” reboot last night. Mr. Horton and Mr. Belding took Screech to a Pizza Hut for dinner. They made Screech eat a salad and water while they stuffed their faces with sausage and pepperoni pizza which they washed down with cup after cup of Mountain Dew. They were sitting at a large round corner booth with Screech sitting in between Horton and Belding. Horton and Belding each turned toward Screech and belched in his face repeatedly and then each got on their knees in the booth, pulled down their pants so that their bare asses were each about 6-8 inches away from Screech’s face and then kept ripping ass in Screech’s face, causing him to repeatedly utter, “Zoinks!” They then took Screech outside to the area behind the restaurant where the dumpsters are located and then spit-roasted Screech, with Mr. Belding having sex with Screech’s mouth and Mr. Horton really giving it to Screech, right in the ass. As if this episode wasn’t unusual enough, Mr. Belding and Mr. Horton we’re thumb-wrestling Screech while pleasuring themselves with Screech’s orifices!
Mr. Horton's shriveled and liver-spotted piss-plank has been a starting point to eternal ecstacy for many a young sailor on neptune's stormy seas..
Ass Breath, thanks for posting that episode summary. I had a few minor acting roles in tv series during the late 1990s/early 2000s and played a waiter at Pizza Hut during that infamous scene. The crazy thing is that they were supposed to just have a nice family dinner at Pizza Hut with Screech and his two dads. However, Mr. Belding and Mr. Horton got a little crazy when they were stuffing their faces and started ad-libbing! When Horton and Belding belched in Screech’s face, it was so funny and you can actually hear the camera man laughing if you listen closely. I was shocked when Horton and Belding both pulled dune their pants and positioned their bare asses close to Screech’s face before each ripping a series of nasty wet farts. Screech’s reaction to the heinous stench hitting his hook nose was priceless! A thin film of diarrhea ended up on Screech’s face by the end of that scene. All of us were laughing hysterically while this was being filmed except, of course, Screech, who looked like he was going to throw up from the horrendous odors. I still think about this scene 25 years later and masturbated vigorously last night fantasizing about it!
I remember an interesting episode of “My Two Dads” where Screech and his “two dads” went on a trip to Hawaii. It made no sense, as Screecy was in his early 20’s, yet was escorted everywhere by two old guys who purportedly were his fathers, but also used the idea they might not be, so they could buttslam him. In Hawaii it was odd as they had one Queen bed and shared it. Screech was in the middle with Mr. Horton and Mr. Belding on either side. They constantly belched in his face and held his head under the covers while they ripped ass. This of course made Screech yell Zoinks over and over. In the morning they had breakfast on their balcony overlooking the ocean. Mr. Belding and Mr. Horton had feasts, but didn’t order Screech anything. When Screech whined he was hungry Mr. Belding ripped off his Zubaz pajamas and buttslammed him up against the balcony railing. He was really ass plowing him and people on many of the other balconies noticed and began clapping and cheering. This was pretty much the entire episode and it seemed during their Hawaiian vacation they never once left their room! They kept the do not disturb sign on the door the entire trip. I’m sure that room must have reeked like an anus after a day or two!
Fart Goblin, that Hawaii vacation episode was from the middle of the first season. I don’t know whether you picked up on this, but there was a scene where Screech’s dads ordered room service and it was delivered by the Chief Pupakoo from the awful “Saved By The Bell: Hawaiian Style” tv movie. Then he delivered a tray of food, he wheeled it out to the balcony where Mr. Horton and Mr. Belding were relaxing while looking out at the ocean. As he turned around to exit the room, he saw Screech sitting on the bed sleeping. Chief Pupakoo then grabbed Screech into a janitor’s closet down the hall and made him eat out his ass while ripping farts in his face before ass-raping him like he also did during the tv movie. When he was done with Screech, he carried him back to the room and left him on the bed. Mr. Horton eventually came into the room from the balcony and saw that Screech was still in bed and told him he was a lazy bum and had missed out on a great breakfast. Horton and Belding then dragged Screecg out to the balcony and spit roasted him while vacationers on other balconies watched and cheered them on. It was a spank-tastic scene!
Ass Breath, I’m not shocked that reboot didn’t get many viewers. The writing was lazy and just used old SBTB ideas. I always wondered if SBTB writers wrote many of the episodes? I did appreciate the Hawaii episode as it showed that after the gang left Derek’s Dad totally screwed over the Pakuku tribe and just built a new massive hotel on their land. Thus Chief Pakuku was a room service waiter at Derek’s Dad’s new hotel. That is likely why he was so angry when he saw Screech and why he viciously assaulted him. It was comical that Mr. Belding and Mr. Horton chose that hotel to stay at, not caring at all about Mr. Beldings former interactions with the Pakuku tribe. I enjoyed when Derek’s Dad stopped by to give Mr. Belding and Mr. Horton a few buffet vouchers, then kicked Screech in the nuts, before ripping a nasty fart in Screech’s face. It made me wonder if Mr. Belding was involved in some chicanery and screwed over the Pakuku Tribe for unlimited buffet vouchers and few free stays at the new hotel?
Last night, Corky and A-Rod were cuddling on the couch while watching the new Amazon Prime tv show, “Fallout.” The show follows a post-apocalyptic world after nuclear bombs have been detonated. Some of the people are known as “ghouls” because they developed physical deformities as a result of exposure to large levels of radiation. While watching the show, A-Rod told Corky that he should have been an extra on the show because Corky looks a lot like some of the ghouls. Corky got really mad at A-Rod’s rude comment and told him to shut his mouth or he’d slap A-Rod back home to Mexico. A-Rod replied that, for the hundredth time, he isn’t Mexican and that Corky was stupid for thinking he was. At this point, Corky had had enough and elbowed A-Rod in the balls before yanking down his trousers and ass-raping him while Mr. Belding ate spoonfuls of cake frosting!
Yo. I saw an episode of the My Two Dads reboot on Hulu. This episode took place at a California skate park. It was insane how talented Mr. Belding and Mr. Horton were, and they impressed all the kids were there numerous tricks. Then Screech told them he would show them how it was done and went to drop in to a concrete bowl. He immediate fell off his skateboard and face planted. This caused everyone to laugh and cheer, and as Screech laid unconscious and bleeding Mr. Horton and Mr. Belding did tricks where they would jump over Screech as they went up and down the concrete bowl. The crowd went wild when they noticed Mr. Belding had his cock hanging out of his skater shorts. This continued for awhile and no one even bothered trying to help Screech. Then Mr. Belding did a trick and landed his skateboard on Screech’s back and Mr. Horton landed on his head. They then dismounted and began ripping farts in Screech’s face. Thankfully Screech had some fruity colored helmet on, and the farts revived him. When he began whining that he thought he had a concussion and broken ribs Mr. Horton told him some rough buttsex would clear that up. He and Mr. Belding then ripped off Screech’s skateboarding outfit and began spitroasting Screech while other skateboarders road around them and jerked off. After they jizzed wildly all over Screech Mr. Belding announced he was hungry and everyone left to go to a local Pizza parlor. They left Screech laying in the concrete bowl in a heap, covered in feces, piss, jizz, and farts. I have to say I enjoyed this episode. It was obvious Mr. Belding and Mr. Horton’s skate tricks were done by professionals, but when they showed Mr. Belding skating with his dong out it was definitely him, so he must have some talent. It was also obvious Screech’s “trick” was done by himself, and the director must have known Screech would just crash instantly. I have to give this episode 5 stars for homoerotic spankability, and for the terrific stunts and writing!
Crater Face, the special effects in that episode were pretty good. Even though I knew it was impossible for a morbidly obese 350-lb man like Mr. Belding to perform those skateboarding flips and trick moves, they did appear to be fairy realistic. However, I’m quite certain that Mr. Belding was legitimately butt-slamming Screech at the end of the episode - I don’t think the Big Bopper ever used a stuntman for those scenes!
I saw another episode of the “My Two Dads” reboot where Screech and his dads took him to a nude beach for vacation. Mr. Horton and Mr. Belding each had massive dongs which extended down to their knees, whereas Screech had a tiny baby-sized dong which was maybe half an inch long. When they stripped naked and walked on the beach, everyone started laughing at Screech, including the entire camera crew who could be heard laughing. Screech grew concerned when he realized that there were only men on the beach and Mr. Horton said that, of course there were only men because it was a men-only nude beach. Taco Bell must have sponsored this episode because there was an open air Taco Bell Express at the beach. Mr. Belding pulled a $20 bill out of his enormous pubic hair forest and used it to buy like 30 tacos and two large Mountain Dews - one for him and one for Mr. Horton. When Screech asked for a water, Mr. Belding told him to buy his own and stop being such a burden on his two fathers. Screech got a sad look on his face, causing Mr. Belding to change his mind - Belding asked for a water cup, which he then pissed in and handed to Screech as he said “drink up.” Screech was sad and threw the cup away. When they put the 30 tacos on his tray, Mr. Belding grabbed the tray and then he, Horton, and Screech sat down naked on a picnic bench to eat. Mr. Belding handed 10 tacos to Mr. Horton and Screech thought that he wasn’t going to get any until Mr. Belding handed Screech one taco, which made Screech very happy - it was a real tender moment in the episode. Mr. Belding then proceeded to shovel tacos down his throat as Screech took the wrapper off his and started eating. After finishing his taco, the Taco Bell wrapper blew off the table and Mr. Belding told Screech to stop being a litterbug and watch his garbage. Mr. Belding then stood up and bent over to pick up the taco wrapper. As he bent over. Mr. Belding was facing away from Screech and his bare ass was about a foot away from Screech’s face. Mr. Belding then proceeded to rip a 10-second fart in Screech’s face and and unleashed a brown torrent of diarrhea right on Screech’s head! The laugh track went wild during this as it was a genuinely hilarious moment. Mr. Belding said, “Oops! Let’s wash that off.” Mr. Belding then kicked Screech in the balls before he and Horton threw Screech into the ocean! Screech began to crawl out of the ocean as Mr. Belding and Mr. Horton double-teamed Screech, giving him a rough spit-roasting as Screech repeatedly uttered, “Zoinks!” After climaxing into Screech’s orifices, Mr. Horton dragged Sceeech back into the ocean where he played “Neptune: King of the Sea” with Screech! It was an unusual yet funny and spank-tastic episode!
Yeah it was.. the fishies definitely had some bodily fluids & detritus to nibble on that night..
I saw an episode of Saved By The Bell: The New Class on the Spice Channel last week. In it, Coach Sonski and Mr. Belding were doubling up on Screech in the boys locker room where Belding would occasionally lift weights. This was probably from the fourth or fifth season as Screech had a huge poofy Jew-fro. At one point, Mr. Belding bent over with his ass in Screech’s face and then started ripping a powerful 15-second fart. Coach Sonski was butt-slamming Screech during this and shoved Screech’s head in between the crack of Mr. Belding’s ass during the fart. It was amazing how much Screech’s Jew-fro muffled the fart! Screech’s ’fro had serious noise-absorption/cancellation properties!
Corky is a shit-stained, tit-toothed ass-licker. He also has a very smelly butthole.
Spanky, it was amazing how well Screech’s Jew Fro sound-proofed things. I’ve heard tests showed Mr. Beldings most powerful farts had decibel levels comparably to a jet engine! I’m wondering if science really missed out by not examining and testing Screech’s Jew fro to find out why it provided such excellent sound-proofing? I’m guessing no scientist wanted to touch that jizz and feces coated Jew fro? Also, I’m wondering how many episodes of SBTB exist where Screech’s only lines consisted of him yelling “Zoinks” over and over? Whenever he was being sexually assaulted he merely moaned and yelled Zoinks. He really was deranged.
Hey all. I’m Dallas Cowboys owner Jerry Jones. Right now my team is on the clock for the draft, but all I can think about are the days I’d meet up with Screech at a dumpster behind a Dallas Motel 6. I’d rub my wrinkled balls all over Screech then take 4 boner pills before pounding his butthole! After jizzing on him I’d rip a few dirty farts in his face. I miss that guy!
Barf, I saw another episode of SBTB on the Spice channel last night. In it, Mr. Belding was doing incline bench-press with dumbbells in the boys locker room. The bench was turned so that Belding was facing a row of bathroom stalls. As if that wasn’t weird enough, you could heard a student spraying diarrhea in one of the stalls! All of a sudden, a stall door opens and Slater walks out - apparently he was the one going diarrhea. Slater kicked open the door on the stall next to his and once it opened, it was revealed that Screech was in there jerking off to the sounds and smell of Slater’s bowel movement. Slater looked mad and then slapped Screech in the face, called him a “dirty faggot,” and then ass-raped him! Mr. Belding did three sets of incline bench press while this was going on! It was a weird, yet still spank-worthy, episode.
Spanky, Screech truly was a degenerate. He was caught so many times lurking in the boys bathroom, just hoping Skater would come in and release some burrito and taco fueled diarrhea. I bet his hook nose gave him an enhanced sense of smell and he’d breathe in Slater’s stink and listen to his cacophony of farts, while jerking off his tiny zoinker. It’s shocking he dared do this while the Big Bopper lifted weights mere feet from him! I’m glad Slater caught on to Screech’s faggoty behavior and taught him a good lesson!
Gents, I was watching an episode of My Two Dads reboot today. It was a copy of the SBTB New Class in Paris episode but was far more erotic. This time Mr. Horton, Mr. Belding, and Screech all went to Paris for a nice vacation. As usual they shared a bed in some crappy hotel with a view of a fake Eiffel Tower. Mr. Belding was annoyed right away when he found that there wasn’t a Taco Bell anywhere in Paris. When Screech jokingly said he was glad their vacation would be free of Taco Bell fueled farts Mr. Belding slugged Screech in the gut. He only settled down when Mr. Horton said he’d planned ahead and found a couple Pizza Hut’s. They then sent Screech out to get a few deep dish pizzas. When Screech took over an hour to return Mr. Belding berated him then gobbled up his pizza while Mr. Horton ate the other. Mr. Belding then ripped a nasty fart in Screech’s face and said he was starving and already hated Paris. Screech chimed in with he liked looking at the Eiffel Tower. At this Mr. Horton belched right in Screech’s face then said it was time for bed. Screech slept between his “Dads” who ripped ass and belched in his face all night. In the morning they went to a buffet where they only paid for themselves and said Screech could have a small glass of water. Mr. Belding chowed down on pancakes and bacon along with a bunch of French pastries. Screech whined he was hungry and Mr. Horton told him to pipe down and told him they would feed him in a few minutes. Screech got all excited at this and looked over the buffet trying to decide what he’d eat first. Mr. Horton and Mr. Belding then stood up and told Screech it was his turn to eat. Screech looked around a little confused, then Mr. Belding and Mr. Horton pressed their asses to his face before ripping ass simultaneously. Mr. Belding told Screech to “eat up” as they continued ripping wet farts. Screech moved his mouth as if he were chewing the farts and said he thought he tasted bacon. Mr. Horton said he was glad Screech was now full as they had an activity planned. They all went outside and close by found a bicycle rental place that had a triple bike. Mr. Belding took the first seat, Mr. Horton the second, and Screech the last. They then took off on a cycling adventure and it was obvious neither Mr. Horton or Mr. Belding had any interest in peddling. Screech tried to push them along, and Mr. Belding kept yelling for him to pedal faster. He then leaned off his seat and fired a few loud farts, causing Mr. Horton to do the same. At this Screech began coughing and wheezing. As he could no longer breathe he stopped pedaling and the bike fell over. This enraged Screech’s “Dads” who got up and came back to Screech who was trapped under the bike. Screech thought they would help get the bike off him, but instead they began stomping on the bike causing a few of Screech’s ribs to crack. They then ripped Screech out from under the bike and ripped off his Zubaz pants before giving him a rough spit roasting! While doing so a large crowd of Frenchmen encircled this erotic spectacle and began jerking off while cheering. Everyone then blew loads all over Screech before Mr. Belding and Mr. Horton left Screech laying in a heap and went to a nearby Pizza Hut where they spent the rest of their trip chowing down!
I saw another episode of the “My Two Dads” reboot. I think that this episode aired around 1999 or 2000. In one scene, Screech is shown sleeping in his bed. Oddly, he had a “Life Goes On” comforter which seemed so strange to me. Anyhow, a rumbling noise started emminating from the door to the hallway as well as from the closet door in his room. Screech woke up terrified that there was a huge earthquake, causing him to yelp, “Zoinks!” at the top of his lungs. Screech immediately threw his pillow over his head. The rumbling continued for 20 more second and Screech realized that the rumbling noise was accompanied by a horrific stench. Screech opened the closet door to see what was going on and caught Mr. Horton standing naked with his ass pressed up against the door! Mr. Horton had been ripping powerful farts against the door, causing the rumbling noise and stench! Screech then ran to the door to the hallway and opened it only to discover that Mr. Belding was also naked and had been ripping his only stinky farts against that door! Screech told his dads to leave him alone and let him get some sleep. As Screech said this, Mr. Horton and Mr. Belding kept ripping farts! Suddenly, Corky appeared in the hallway and said that Mr. Belding was his friend and that he heard that Screech was a big fan of his show. Screech was starstruck that Corky was actually speaking to him and it was happy moment for Screech until he noticed a new stench and asked what that smell was. Corky then got an angry look on his face and said his diaper needed to be changed! Corky then karate-chopped Screech in the Adam’s Apple. Corky then butt-slammed Screech which Belding and Horton pressed their bare, wrinkled asses against Screech’s face and ripped farts repeatedly while telling Screech he was a bad son! It was a really weird, yet comical, episode!
Those “My Two Dads” episodes were hilarious and were filled with so many farts deposited right in Screech’s face! I happened to watch the credits for an episode recently and saw that Screech was listed as being the writer of the episode. In the episode, Screech is laying on the ground with his head on a beanbag chair as he watched a pro football game. The video camera zoomed out it was revealed that his dads, Mr. Belding and Mr. Horton, were sitting naked on opposing sides of the beanbag chair with their assholes positioned a couple inches from Screech’s head. Belding and Horton then proceeded to each rip a series of stinky wet farts in Screech’s face! Screech actually wrote that scene!
Larry, it’s not surprising at all Screech would write a scene where two obese old men ripped ass in his face while he laid on a bean bag chair watching TV. He probably had a massive inch long boner while that scene was shot! I only wish Corky had entered the scene and ad libbed strangling him with a filthy diaper, then tossing him into a dumpster!
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