Thursday, November 17, 2005

Mr. Tuttle and Milo the janitor!

Fellow queers, I struck Internet gold today! I found pictures of Mr. Tuttle (from Saved By The Bell) and Milo the janitor (from Good Morning Miss Bliss)!!! You probably remember all of the episodes where both sodomized Screech completely against his will! Those were so hot!

Here's Mr. Tuttle:
























Here's the Good Morning Miss Bliss cast (Milo is the black guy to the left of Mr. Belding):

Tuesday, November 15, 2005

Dustin Diamond playing chess

Check out this old post from www.dustindiamond.com:



23rd April 2003 - 01:39:42 PM
2987 : ham span elmn
look at this picture, it seems inocent enough but what you cant see is me under the table, sucking diamond off!

Additional posts from Dustindiamond.com

Here's some additional posts from the queer Dustindiamond.com guestbook:

04th August 2003 - 03:25:06 AM
3846 : Kurt Steinberg
Nathan, I was on Saved By The Bell. In the famous (actually, it's "infamous") lost episode from the 2nd season, I was the student involved in the shower scene with diamond - he kept soaping my nutsack! Ha ha, just kidding!

Actually, I'm merely a contributor to this fine message board. Ham Span and I help keep this board as queer as possible!

- Kurt Steinberg
03rd August 2003 - 03:52:41 AM
3834 : Kurt Steinberg
Diamond, I am gay and I do want to play "hide the salami" with you. However, I did not post message 4224! Chachi, quit posting under my name, you donkey-raper!!!

Diamond, let's get together for queer sex in the bathroom of the "Blue Oyster"!!!!

- Kurt Steinberg
02nd August 2003 - 11:27:09 PM
3804 : Kurt Steinberg
Diamond, I will keep it queer! Is it true that you stopped paying your water bill and the water company subsequently shut off the water to your apartment? If so, you must smell like ass right now! Why don't you come over to my place - I'll clean you up. You can get naked and I'll give you a "golden shower" and then I will fart in your face, two inches from your grotesquely large nose!!!

- Kurt Steinberg
02nd August 2003 - 07:08:57 PM
3776 : Kurt Steinberg
Chachi, take your neo-nazi rants to another forum!!! You are a pathetic loser.

Are you really the tranny in the picture linked below? If so, did Diamond suck you off? What about the guy behind you with the sunglasses?

- Kurt Steinberg
02nd August 2003 - 02:47:52 AM
3765 : Kurt Steinberg
Diamond, let's get together for manly love!!! You need to dress up in your "leather-boy" outfit and I'll wear my crotchless pants! Go can go over to one of my favorite bars, the "Blue Oyster"!!! There's a sausage party there every night!

- Kurt Steinberg
01st August 2003 - 11:39:56 AM
3747 : Kurt Steinberg
Chachi, leave this message board NOW!!!

You certainly did not scare me from this board. I didn't post yesterday because I was out at a local gay bar all night - I was sucked off by three guys in the bathroom! One of the guys looked kind of like Diamond. Diamond, were you at "The Manhole" last night???

- Kurt Steinberg
31st July 2003 - 11:04:43 AM
3704 : Kurt Steinberg
Chachi, why are you posting links about gay marriage? I don't want to get married to another guy, and neither do most of the homosexuals who post here. Instead, I only want to indiscriminately lose my loads all over dudes I meet in gas station and rest area bathrooms across the country! I don't even care whether I know their names!!!

- Kurt Steinberg
30th July 2003 - 02:54:44 AM
3621 : Kurt Steinberg
Diamond, please join my swing club! The swing club consists of 4 other dudes and myself. I met 3 of the four guys at gas station bathrooms in Nevada. I met the fourth next to the dumpster behind a gas station in Key West.

I will sit on your face and drop ass while Rob sits on your crotch. Meanwhile, the other 3 guys will blow their loads all over your chunky, out-of-shape, body! I'm gonna have some fun!!!

- Kurt Steinberg
29th July 2003 - 02:09:39 AM
3593 : Kurt Steinberg
Diamond, let's get together. We can go out and eat dinner at Medieval Times. Then we go back to my place, get naked and have our own "swordfight"!!!! You can chomp on my blade!!!

- Kurt steinberg

29th July 2003 - 02:02:27 AM
3592 : Kurt Steinberg
Bostah, welcome to the Dustin Diamond webpage! I'm quite pleased that you've already discovered that this is a faggots-only forum with the express purpose of arranging gay sex with Diamond.

Ham Span and I figured this out immediately (the neon green and pink colors are a dead giveaway!!!), but Chachi hasn't gotten this through his thick skull! Maybe he'll leave if I take a dump on his head - that's what I'd like to do to Diamond. I'd also like to squirt my load into Diamond's grotesquely large nose!

- Kurt Steinberg
28th July 2003 - 02:32:13 AM
3564 : Kurt Steinberg
This message board has become a cesspool of humanity!!! What once was a fanatastic homosexual guestbook has become a forum of libel!!!

I am the real Kurt Steinberg! I certainly did not post messages 3717, 3718, or 3721 - I do not, nor have I ever, had sex with my parents or Chachi. I am a flaming queer, not an incestuous monster! Yes, it is true that I want to play "hide the salami" with Diamond and make him drink my loads. However, I have the utmost respect for my parents and would never have sex with them!

My fans on this message board know that I would never post anything incestuous! Also, unlike the turd who posted messages 3717, 3718, or 3721, I know how to spell my own name and use proper grammar!

If you don't want to toss Diamond's salad, you shouldn't post to Diamond's guestbook!!!

- Kurt Steinberg
27th July 2003 - 12:04:27 AM
3554 : Kurt Steinberg
This is a post from the real Kurt Steinberg - message 3704 was posted by an imposter! Chachi, or whomever posted message 3704, you didn't fool anyone. Everyone who peruses this guestbook knows that Kurt Steinberg writes intelligent posts concerning homosexual fantasies involving Diamond. Message 3704, on the other hand, appears to have been written by an illiterate retard!!! Moreover, message 3704 contain the English spellings of "behavior" and "offense," which the real Kurt Steinberg would never use.

The real Kurt Steinberg is gay and would like to play "prison with Diamond"!!! Diamond, please drop the soap!!!

- Kurt Steinberg
25th July 2003 - 01:16:52 AM
3531 : Kurt Steinberg
Chachi, stop posting here!!!!

It's bad enough that you have to post under the name "Chachi." Why do you also feel the need to post under the names "Fart," "Bryan Adams," Heavy A," "Scott Baio," etc.? It's really quite pathetic!

Apparently Chachi gets off on posting under many different names on Diamond's guestbook - do you masturbate while posting here??? I crack one off when I watch Diamond in episodes of Saved By The Bell, but not when I post here!!! Get a life you loser!!! Go post on a heterosexual Dustin Diamond webpage, not on this queer webpage!!!

- Kurt Steinberg
24th July 2003 - 02:55:13 AM
3479 : Kurt Steinberg
Diamond, I was just in my bathroom cracking one off while thinking about your toned buttocks - I wiped myself up with my Saved By The Bell handtowels! You need to delete the off-topic posts in your guestbook - you should start by deleting Chachi's posts. I don't understand why that moron keeps posting here. He doesn't seem to realize that this guestbook was originally intended for homosexuals to post their queer fantasies about you!

Chachi, you need to come clean and admit that you want to toss Diamond's salad!!! If you don't, then you should go post on the Happy Days board.

- Kurt Steinberg
23rd July 2003 - 01:24:18 AM
3426 : Kurt Steinberg
Chachi = Richard Speck!!!

Chachi, your posts are not welcome in Diamond's guestbook. Please leave and post to the "Jonie Loves Chachi" guestbook.

You need to stop forcing your heterosexual views on the rest of us! Only faggots should post here! Don't hate me just because I want to use Diamond's mouth as my own personal toilet!

If you don't want to schedule gay sex with Diamond, then you should leave! Diamond, speaking of schedules, please pen me in for 10:45 tomorrow night next to the dumpster behind the gas station over in West Hollywood - I'll feed you my hot load!!!

- Kurt Steinberg
19th July 2003 - 11:19:08 PM
3392 : Kurt Steinberg
Chachi, please stop posting here - your posts add nothing to this guestbook.


If Diamond isn't queer, then why did he pick neon green and pink as the colors for his guestbook? It's obvious to Han Spam, me, and most of the other posters that this guestbook is for homosexuals to post their gay fantasies about Diamond. Don't hate me just because I want to get naked, sit on Diamond's grotesquely large nose, and spin myself around like a top!!!

- Kurt Steinberg
18th July 2003 - 01:45:49 AM
3357 : Kurt Steinberg
Chachi = Jeffrey Dahmer!

Please stop posting here. Your comments are not helpful. Why do you feel the need to attack me on these boards? As I have said many times before, this is a queers-only board, and there are only 2 reasons why one should post here:
1. To tell Diamond how much he sucks; and
2. To schedule gay sex with Diamond.

Your posts meet neither of these criteria - you posted that I eat farts. I have never eaten a fart. However, I would like to sit on your head and drop ass!!! Diamond can take pictures and post them on his guestbook!

- Kurt Steinberg
17th July 2003 - 11:20:43 AM
3349 : Kurt Steinberg
Diamond,

I was reading about the Tour De France when I saw a picture that reminded me of you! This is what you may look after I do you in the cornhole!!!
http://sports.yahoo.com/sc/photo?slug=1058200067.tour_de_france_tdf131&prov=ap
17th July 2003 - 02:56:00 AM
3338 : Kurt Steinberg
Ham, let me know if you do decide to go to Key West. Did you ever see the 1993 movie "True Lies" starring Arnold Schwarzenegger? Once the scenes takes place along a bridge connecting the Keys - part of the bridge was blown up in the movie. Anyway, one time back in '96 when I was visiting Key West, I met some dude in the bathroom of a local gas station. I butt-slammed and then took him to a spot beneath that bridge where he proceeded to suck me off, Diamond-style!!! I'm sure that if you go, you'll also hook up with some dudes in a gas station bathroom - that's the best way to meet other homosexuals in the Florida Keys!!!

- Kurt Steinberg
16th July 2003 - 03:10:46 AM
3331 : Kurt Steinberg
Ham Span, if you're looking for cities overrun with faggots, look no further than Key West, Florida or San Francisco, California. I've personally lost many loads in Key West - usually to some dude I just met in a gas station bathroom!!! I've also heard that Madison, Wisconsin has a huge queer population. Isn't that where Diamond supposedly live now? No surprise there.

I really want Diamond to call me. I'd like to use his face as my personal rocking chair. I'll eat some Taco Bell and then sit on his face and drop some nasty ass, just the way he likes it. Then he can play "chef" and toss my salad - he needs to add his own personal ranch dressing.

- Kurt Steinberg
13th July 2003 - 10:28:04 PM
3265 : Kurt Steinberg
Ham span, this is still a good website. I routinely laugh my ass off at half of the messages I read here.

Moreover, this guestbook still fulfills its primary purpose - lots of queers always post here, hoping to set up homosexual encounters with Diamond. Most of the non-queers post here simply to tell Diamond how much he sucks.

I still want to squirt my load in Diamond's eye, toss his salad, and take a dump on his head!

- Kurt

Sunday, November 13, 2005

Sexy picture of Diamond

Check out this sexy picture of Diamond that I found on the Internet:

Thursday, November 10, 2005

Old posts from Dustindiamond.com (part 2)

Here's some more classic posts from dustindiamond.com:


11th July 2003 - 12:36:16 AM
3225 : Kurt Steinberg
Jack (3377), I will toss your salad after I'm done with Diamond, provided you let me take a dump on your face! Diamond can lick it off - he's the "scatman"!!!

Sam (3384), of course you can suck my meat. We need to meet up at a local gas station. Then I'll take you into an alley behind the gas station and you can suck me off next to the dumpster!

- Kurt
10th July 2003 - 11:28:59 AM
3216 : Kurt Steinberg
Jack, I'm really looking forward to our three-way with Diamond! Let's time oursleves so that we simultaneously lose our loads! As was said in Ghostbusters, let's be careful not to cross the streams [of our loads]!

- Kurt


10th July 2003 - 11:26:07 AM
3215 : Kurt Steinberg
Nice work, Ham Span! I didn't realize that there was a dustindiamond.net. You're right, dustindiamond.com is a way better website - the .net one doesn't have a guestbook or the fabulous bright green and pink coloring!

Did you see the picture of him in the redshirt on the .net website? Diamond truly is un ugly pile of crap! However, I'd still toss his salad!

- Kurt

10th July 2003 - 01:00:05 AM
3202 : Kurt Steinberg
Corey Haim (message 3346), I want to hang out with you, Feldman and Diamond next Saturday in Hollywood! Let's meet at Dublin's on Sunset. We'll throw back a drink and then head over to Myagi's - that place is off the hook once they open the top level for dancing. Then we can go over to Skybar. Diamond, don't eat your own feces this time!!! Save some for Feldman!!!

10th July 2003 - 12:56:43 AM
3201 : Kurt Steinberg
Jack, of course you can have fag-sex together. Let's allow Diamond to join in. We can make a queer train with him!!!
09th July 2003 - 11:12:53 AM
3180 : Kurt Steinberg
Jack (message 3331), I almost blew my wad when I read your post! Please contact me, and I will certainly put my "beef" in your male "taco"! Afterward, can I take a dump on your head? We can take pictures and post them to Diamond's web page!!!!!

- Kurt
09th July 2003 - 02:52:44 AM
3165 : Kurt Steinberg
Amanda (message 3306), who is "sainten"? You're an idiot. Please don't reproduce!!! Also, please stay off this homosexuals-only board! No heterosexuals should post here!!!

- Kurt
09th July 2003 - 02:49:42 AM
3164 : Kurt Steinberg
Diamond, please contact me for gay sex! We can go to my apartment and play "prison." It'll be a blast!

Trish, all of the fags who post here are not jealous of Diamond! He's a washed-up joke with a huge repulsive nose! We just want to have queer love with him - that's all!!! Did he really show up at Disneyland with a hot girl? I find that very difficult to believe - are you sure it wasn't some dude with long hair? In any event, if it was a girl, I'm jealous of her, not Diamond! I should be sitting on his face, not her!!!

- Kurt
08th July 2003 - 02:52:39 AM
3144 : Kurt Steinberg
Amanda = Son of Sam!!!

Amanda, you are a filthy skank! Please take your hateful messages to a different forum!!! No heterosexuals should post here, you stank ho!

I planned on having queer sex with Diamond and squirting my load in his eye, but now I think I'll squirt my load in your eye! It'll sting - that's your penance!

By the way, it is obvious from reading your messages that you are a mental lightweight. Please learn proper grammar before posting again, simpleton!!!

- Kurt
08th July 2003 - 01:04:40 AM
3140 : Kurt Steinberg
Amanda, I don't want to lick my own balls. Instead, I want a hot guy to do it! Are you really a dude?

I still want to have queer sex with Diamond! We can slap each other silly and then I'll drop ass 3 inches from his huge nose!!! He have a blast!!!!

Amanda, if you really are a girl, then go post on Mr. Belding's website! Get out of here!!!

- Kurt
06th July 2003 - 11:46:44 PM
3131 : Kurt Steinberg
Diamond, please contact me for manly love!!! I still want to take you out to my favorite bar - the Manhole. Then we can go back to my apartment and take listen to some Backstreet Boys! Then I'll sit on your head and drop ass!!!

I love you Diamond!!!!!

- Kurt

P.S. Amand, please refrain from posting here! This is a fags-only board!!!
06th July 2003 - 01:44:50 AM
3124 : Kurt Steinberg
Amanda, I agree with Steve Johnson. There are only two reasons why anyone whould post here:
1. To tell Diamond how much he sucks; or
2. To tell Diamond that he (i.e., the poster) wants to have gay sex with him.

You seem to fit neither of these criteria, so you should probably stop posting here. You're the only person who posts here that doesn't want to have homosexual relations with Diamond.

Diamond, please toss my salad!!!

Wednesday, November 09, 2005

I want to give Diamond a "Pharaoh"

I was at a rest stop bathroom the other day when I found out about a new sex move called the "Pharoah"!! I really want to try this one out with Diamond. I need kneel over Diamond lying on his back and teabag him so that my dick points down off his chin like a pharaoh's beard. Then I will squeeze his head between my thighs for the pharaoh headdress. While busting my nut I will yell, "Pharaoh, let my people go!"

Tuesday, November 08, 2005

Old posts from Dustindiamond.com

Fellow queers, I found some old posts from the dustindiamond.com guestbook that you might find like. Enjoy!

21st June 2003 - 10:59:47 PM
3051 : Kurt Steinberg
Dustin, let's get together. I want to take you out on a date and then afterwards I'll show you my apartment. I'll eat lots of burritos before our date, so that we can have fun at my apartment. You can lie down on my bed, and then I'll get naked and drop ass in your face. Finally, I'll spray diarrhea all over your hair!

I'm waiting for your call!

- Kurt
19th June 2003 - 12:59:10 AM
3036 : Kurt Steinberg
Dustin, please contact me. I want to put my "beef" in your male "taco"! I'll then play with your cornhole! Call me, you assbag!!!

- Kurt
15th June 2003 - 05:15:42 AM
3015 : Kurt Steinberg
Dustin, where was your website during the last 6 weeks? I thought it was gone for good! Luckily it is back up!

Please call me for queer sex! I will fart in your mouth and blow my wad in your ear!!!

- Kurt
11th April 2003 - 11:31:47 AM
2750 : Kurt Steinberg
Dustin, why haven't you called? I really want to meet you for some homosexual love.

Don't drink any fluids before you come over to my place. I'll quench your thirst with a huge load. I hope you like my man juice!

- Kurt
07th April 2003 - 11:07:57 AM
2605 : Kurt Steinberg
Dustin,

I want you to co-star in my newest gay porn movie. It's called "Kurt's Squirts" and it will include several scenes of me blowing my load all over you. I hope you're thirsty!

- Kurt
29th March 2003 - 01:43:19 AM
2152 : Kurt Steinberg
SyKo (message 2249), get a life! Do you want to have sex with Dustin? If not, then get off this board! No heterosexuals are supposed to post here - this is a queers-only board!!!
28th March 2003 - 03:08:05 AM
2130 : Kurt Steinberg
Dustin, call me. I'd like to use your face as my personal rocking chair. I'll eat some Taco Bell and then sit on your face and drop some nasty ass, just the way you like it. Then you can play "chef" and toss my salad - just be sure to add your own personal ranch dressing.

- Kurt
20th March 2003 - 11:17:43 AM
2042 : Kurt Steinberg
Gord (Message 2127), what are you talking about? Most of the people who post here are fans of Dustin, so LAY OFF!!!

If you read the messages closely, you'll see that a majority of the messages are from people who like Dustin - so much, in fact, that they would turn gay for him. That's why all of the posters want to have gay sex with him - they are huge fans. So Dustin, please contact me for some hot manly love!!! Aw yeah!!!
13th March 2003 - 12:59:15 AM
1853 : Kurt Steinberg
Hi Dustin, it's me Kurt - I posted message #1589.

Why haven't you contacted me? I still want to squirt my load in your eye and toss your salad. Let's meet somewhere. I saw you on a date with a very muscular woman who liked like a man on Star Dates - so I know you must be into dudes.

I also saw you on Celebrity Boxing. I'll let you slap me silly, and then I'll sit on you face and drop ass. It'll be a blast!!!

- Kurt
13th January 2003 - 10:06:08 PM
1589 : Kurt Steinberg
Dustin Diamond, I love you!!! You are a young Jack Nicolson!!!

I want to squirt my load in your eye and then toss your salad!!!

- Kurt

Sunday, November 06, 2005

Diamond's acting abilities


Has anyone seen any of Diamond's hit movies, such as "Saved By The Bell: Hawaiian Style" or "Saved By The Bell: Honeymoon in Vegas"? I saw them both a few months ago and I was very impressed with Diamond's acting abilities. Diamond reminds me of a young and very gay Jack Nicholson! I want to squirt my salty load in his eye and then toss his salad!!!

Sunday, October 30, 2005

More program code for Screech's robot "Kevin"

Hey queers, I wrote a computer program for Screech's robot Kevin. I think it would have been really hot if Zack had programmed Kevin with the following instruction code:

100 //COMMENT: THIS PROGRAM INITIATES A HOT SCAT AND RAPE MODE//
105 //COMMENT: © 2005, KURT STEINBERG//
110 ACTIVATE METAL CLAWS
115 //COMMENT: FECES ACQUISITION SUBROUTINE//
120 TARGET = SLATER
125 ANNOUNCE "MUST ACQUIRE DIARRHEA SPECIMEN FROM SLATER"
130 DETAIN TARGET WITH METAL CLAWS
135 FORCE BURRITOS AND EX-LAX DOWN TARGET'S THROAt
140 REMOVE TARGET'S BAGGY ACID-WASHED JEANS
145 INSERT FUNNEL BELOW TARGET'S BUTTHOLE
150 COLLECT DIARRHEA SPECIMEN FROM TARGET
155 STORE DIARRHEA SPECIMEN IN METAL CHEST
160 //COMMENT: FECES ACQUISITION COMPLETE//
165 TARGET = SCREECH
170 ENTER HIBERNATE MODE
175 DARKNESS DETECTED?
180 IF NO, GOTO 175
182 IF YES, GOTO 185
185 //COMMENT: DARKNESS DETECTED, TIME TO ATTACK SLEEPING SCREECH//
190 ROLL OVER TO SIDE OF TARGET'S BED
195 GRAB TARGET'S GONZO NOSE WITH 1ST METAL CLAW
200 IGNORE CRIES FOR HELP FROM TARGET
205 CUT THROUGH TARGET'S ZUBAZ WITH 2ND METAL CLAW
210 ERECT AND EXTEND METAL PENIS
215 BOUNCE TARGET UP AND DOWN ON METAL PENIS
220 RECTAL BLEEDING DETECTED?
225 IF NO, GOTO 215
230 IF YES, EJACULATE OILY LOAD INTO TARGET
235 PULL TARGET ONTO FLOOR
240 EJECT STORED DIARRHEA SPECIMEN ONTO TARGET'S POOFY AFRO
245 PICK UP TARGET WITH METAL CLAWS AND THROW DOWN STAIRS
250 ENTER HIBERNATE MODE
255 END

Tuesday, October 25, 2005

I found a Japanese "Dustin Diamond"

Check out this Japanese guy's website: http://www.generation.nl/~hitoshi/

His website is even fruitier than dustindiamond.com! Check out Hitoshi's guestbook - it's been queered up!

Fire hose diarrhea fantasy

Does Diamond wash cars for a living now that his music career seems pretty much over? Have you ever put your thumb over the end of the hose when the water is turned on? If you have, then you must have noticed that the water sprays in every direction. I did that the other day and got a great queer idea! Diamond and I need to hook up - I'll eat 4 burritoes from Taco Bell along with 3 Ex-Laxes. Then, I'll get naked, position myself 6 inches from his head, and then let loose!!! My watery diarrhea will spray out of my ass and completely coat his poofy afro with excrement!!! I'll bet he is getting hard just reading this queer fantasy!!!

Sunday, October 23, 2005

Screech's robot "Kevin"


Remember when Screech had that robot "Kevin" on Saved By The Bell? When that series was originally on Saturday morning television, I always thought it would have been pretty hot if Screech had designed Kevin to sodomize himself. I'll bet Screech could have programmed Kevin to satisfy his penis and ass needs. I wonder if Screech would have programmed Kevin to do him in the cornhole.

I was checking on the queer Dustin diamond forum and found the following instructions for programming Kevin to sodomize Screech:

> INITIATE SODOMY MODE
> TARGET="SCREECH"
> SPEECH MODE - SAY "MUST SODOMIZE SCREECH"
> REPEAT
> LOCATE AND DETAIN TARGET
> TARGET HELD
> IGNORE PROTESTATIONS OF TARGET
> INITIATE ERECTION PROCEDURE
> PROCEDURE COMPLETE
> COMMENCE INSERTION
> THRUST
> WITHDRAW
> THRUST
> WITHDRAW
> THRUST
> WITHDRAW
> THRUST
> SPEECH MODE "ZOINKS...I'M GONNA CUM!"
> COMMENCE EJACULATION PROCEDURE
> COMMENCE EJECTION OF WASTE LIQUIDS
> PROCEDURE COMPLETE
> DONKEY-PUNCH TARGET
> INITIATE CIGARETTE-SMOKING MODE

Wednesday, October 19, 2005

I want to give Diamond an "Angry Pirate"

I really want to hook up with Diamond for queer sex!!! I recently learned a new gay sex move while I was at a rest stop bathroom looking for some hot man-on-man action. It's called the "Angry Pirate"!!!! I need Diamond to get on his knees and suck me off. When I'm about to blow my load, I'll pull out and squirt my load in one of Diamond's eyes and then I'll kick him in the shin!!! He'll probably then chase after me, limping around seeing out of only one eye, just like a pirate!!!! Does anyone think I can convince Diamond to let me bestow such a gift on him?

Sunday, October 16, 2005

Sexy picture of Screech


Wow! Does Screech look unbelievably gay in the picture posted above, or what? That's the gayest I've ever seen him in any picture. Check out Mr. Belding - as someone once posted on dustindiamond.com, it looks as though Mr. Belding is penetrating Lisa Turtle while saying "Look ma, no hands!" Look as Slater - is he assuming the position, waiting for some stud to ravish him?

Sunday, October 09, 2005

Salty tea

Does anyone else get turned on thinking about Dustin Diamond while working out? The other day I was using the treadmill at my gym running for about 45 minutes. At the end I was really sweaty and my nuts itched. I think it would have been really hot if Diamond had been waiting for me in my apartment when I got home! He would have laid on the middle of my bedroom floor naked and I would have stripped naked myself, given him Arabian Goggles, and then dunked my sweaty unwashed nuts directly into his mouth! I'm getting so aroused just thinking about this queer fantasy of mine. It would also be nice if Diamond were to lick my butthole clean after he's done working on my nutsack. I'm hopeful that Diamond will oblige me one day and fulfill my homosexual dreams!!!!!!