I want to give Diamond a "Pharaoh"

I was at a rest stop bathroom the other day when I found out about a new sex move called the "Pharoah"!! I really want to try this one out with Diamond. I need kneel over Diamond lying on his back and teabag him so that my dick points down off his chin like a pharaoh's beard. Then I will squeeze his head between my thighs for the pharaoh headdress. While busting my nut I will yell, "Pharaoh, let my people go!"