Hot Picture of Mr. Belding Farting Right In Screech's Face!

Check out this hot picture of Mr. Belding dropping ass right in Dustin Diamond's (Screech) face! I bet that this is an accurate depiction of what transpired between the two gay lovebirds on the rowdy Saved By The Bell Set!

Book About Diamond Being the Victim of a Gay Rape?

I discovered this book while searching for queer Dustin Diamond-related spank material. Based on the cover artwork, it appears as though Diamond is anally violated in a forest by a tag-team of homosexuals. It sounds hot!

Book About Rod Belding's Adventures?

I discovered that there is a homosexual-themed book about a character named "Rod" who has gay sex with random homeless men/winos. The name of the book is "Skid Row Sweetie." I wonder whether this book was the inspiration for the Rod Belding character on Saved By The Bell... Rod Belding must have hooked up with some bums when Screech was in the hospital recovering from various attacks!

Pictures of Mr. Powers

Screech's mother on Saved By The Bell was Mrs. Powers, as I have previously discussed. Mrs. Powers often embarrassed Screech by servicing the penis and ass needs of Zack Morris, AC Slater, and Mr. Belding right in front of Screech! She would also frequently wake Screech up in the middle of the night by sneaking into his room and farting right in his face.

On the other hand, less is known about Screech's father, Mr. Powers. However, after many hours of searching, I have finally been able to locate Mr. Powers! Mr. Powers is shown in the pictures below. One can clearly see that Mr. Powers has a huge poofy Jew-fro just like his son, Screech. The reason why Mr. Powers wasn't in very many episodes of Saved By The Bell is because he was usually off at glory holes and highway rest stops participating in homosexual orgies with many random truck drivers.

SNL Skit of "Inside The Actors' Studio" with Screech

Here is a clip from a 2000 Saturday Night Live skit of "Inside The Actors' Studio" where Tobey Maguire played Screech. Funny stuff!

SNL - Actor's Studio Screech @ Yahoo! Video

Dustin Diamond Getting Some Male Ass

Here is a picture of Diamond apparently receiving some male ass at an awards show. Diamond certainly appears to be enjoying himself here. I bet that Diamond has fecal matter stuck in his beard as a result of all of the dudes ripping wet farts right in his face!

The Infamous Asian Masturbator

There have been many rumors that an Asian kid lurked in the shadows on the rowdy Saved By The Bell set and masturbated vigorously while Diamond was being sodomized during the filming of various episodes by AC Slater, Maxwell Nerdstrom, Mr. Belding, and Zack's dad, to name just a few among many homosexual attackers. Supposedly the Asian masturbator left cum stains all over walls on the set and would typically spray diarrhea onto Diamond. I heard that his diarrhea was chock full of fried rice and soy sauce. After unleashing a diarrhea spray, he would hide in the shadows again. I heard that this kid was some kind of gay super-ninja. Here is a screen capture that I took. Can anyone confirm that this is the infamous Asian masturbator?

My "Remember When..." Queer Fantasies - Part VI

Here are some of my "Remember When..." queer fantasies involving Diamond and the rest of the Saved By The Bell gang:

"Diamond Learns About Flossing" recap
Posted: Sep 8 2009, 08:37 AM

Diamond, do you remember that episode where you saw that several of Mr. Belding's gray pubes were stuck to the rim of the urinal in the teacher's lounge? Remember when you grabbed Belding's pubes and started flossing with them? Remember when Belding ran into the bathroom and jumped onto the toilet seat and sprayed diarrhea because he had just eaten some bad tacos? Remember when Belding wiped and then flushed the toilet and walked over to wash his hands? Remember when he saw that you were flossing with his pubes? Remember how mad that made Belding and he started yelling at you? Remember how you thought that Belding was mad that you were stealing his precious pubic hair? Remember when Belding said he didn't care whether you took his discarded pubes, but that you were not allowed to clean your teeth because he wanted your teeth to rot and fall out? Remember how Belding said that you would give him better blowjobs without teeth? Remember when Belding kicked your face in and then vicously ass-raped you until his shot his STD-ridden load up your ass? Remember when the ceiling tiles started squeaking and then you looked up and saw your mom on the show, Mrs. Powers, falling through the ceiling tiles to the ground? Remember how she was naked from the waist down and was fingering her shaved cooch to your cries for help? You really learned about flossing in that episode!



"Diamond Learns About Nutrition" episode recap
Posted: Sep 2 2009, 06:22 AM

Diamond, do you remember that episode where you were in Mr. Dewey's Science class and the topic that day was nutrition? Remember when you raised your hand and said, "Zoinks! Is it true that you are what you eat?" Remember when Mr. Dewey replied, "It's true in your case - it explains why you have cock breath, pubic hair growing on your head, and your sweat smells like Mr. Belding's farts!" Remember when you started crying and everyone in the class started laughing uncontrollably? Remember when Dewey got mad at you for disrupting his class and started throwing chalk and erasers at you? Remember when everyone else in the class started throwing books, chairs, and beakers full of acid at you? Remember when Slater tore off your Zubaz and inserted his cock into your ass while Maxwell Nerdstrom lodged his massive penis into your mouth? Remember how much pain you were in at the time? Remember when the door to the supply closet in the back of the room suddenly swung open and your mom on the show, Mrs. Powers, fell out onto the floor? Remember how relieved you were to see your mom? Remember how much less relieve you were when you saw that her skirt was up and she was fingering herself to the sounds of your cries for help? You sure learned about nutrition that time!



"Diamond Learns How To Play Boggle" recap
Posted: Aug 28 2009, 10:48 PM

Diamond, do you remember that episode where you were playing Boggle with Zack, Slater, and Belding at Belding's wooden dinner table? Remember when it was your turn to shake up the lettered dice? Remember when you put the plastic lid on top of the Boggle board and shook up the dice? Remember how Belding had an ear infection at the time and got really mad at you for shaking the Boggle dice too loudly? Remember when he yelled, "Dammit Diamond, why are you shaking those dice so loudly, you shithead hook-nosed rim goblin!!!???" Remember when Belding punched you in the face, knocking you onto the kitchen floor? Remember when Belding picked up the 150-lb wooden kitchen table and smashed it down onto your frail body, trapping you underneath? Remember when Slater tore off your Zubaz and then Slater, Zack, and Belding took turns having voilent anal sex with your butthole and jumping on top of the table? Remember how you broke three ribs and contracted genital warts during this vicious attack? You really learned about the rule of Boggle that time!



"Diamond Learns About Toilet Paper" recap
Posted: Aug 25 2009, 07:52 AM

Diamond, do you remember that episode where Mr. Belding had that pizza party over at his house to celebrate the graduation of Zack, Slater, and the rest of the gang from Bayside? Remember how you used Belding's bathroom to take a dump? Remember how you used several piece of toilet paper to wipe your ass and then flushed the toilet and rejoined the party? Remember when Belding walked into the bathroom and saw the the toilet paper roll had been moved and realized that you had used some of his precious toilet paper? Remember how mad that made Belding? Remember when Belding ran into his living room where you and Zack were playing Super Mario Bros. on Belding's Nintendo? Remember when Belding screamed at you, "Dammit Diamond, how dare you use MY toilet paper, you hook-nosed cock-sucking Jewish rim goblin?" Remember when Belding said, "Diamond, if you have to wipe yourself, use your shorts or bring your own toilet paper, ASSHOLE!!!" Remember when Belding started throwing Nintendo cartridges at you as hard as he could? Remember when Slater and Zack started punching you while Belding kicked you in the head? Remember when Belding and Slater dragged you outside into the yard and tore off your Zubaz and started spit-roasting you?

Remember when you looked saw a bush move across the street and thought that it must be Tuttle masturbating? Remember how relieved you were when you realized that it was your own mom, Mrs. Powers? Remember how you thought she would rescue you? Remember when you quickly realized that she wasn't going to rescue you when you saw that her panties were down around her ankles and she was fingering herself to the sounds of you screaming? Remember when you heard a crackling sound and saw a bunch of sparks shooting out of the light post across the street? Remember when you looked up and saw that Mr. Tuttle was on top of the light post masturbating furiously? Remember how the immense weight of Tuttle's morbidly obese body caused the steel light post to snap in half and Tuttle crashed down onto the street? Remember when a van drove over him? Remember how Tuttle kept jerking off despite massive internal bleeding and only stopped after blowing his load and losing consciousness? Remember when Hound Dog walked through his doggie door into the yard and got mad because you were being ass-raped right in the spot where he wanted to take a dump? Remember when Hound Dog jumped onto your back and shit all over the shirt you were wearing? Your sure learned about toilet paper that time!



"Diamond Teaches Mr. Belding a Lesson" Recap
Posted: Aug 10 2009, 09:17 AM

Diamond, do you remember that episode of Saved By The Bell where the cafeteria made Mexican food? Remember how you ate several beef tacos and Mr. Belding ate seven beef tacos, two enchiladas, and three beef burritos? Remember how greasy the lunch meal was? Remember how the episode script called for you to walk into the bathroom in the teacher's lounge and be coated with a diarrhea spray from Belding? Remember how happy you were when you read the script because you enjoyed Belding's warm and tasty diarrhea sprays? Remember how you were an expert on diarrhea and knew that people who go diarrhea a lot become dehydrated due to the discharge of water, salts, and electrolytes in their liquefied stools? Remember how you decided to use your fecal expertise to get even with Mr. Belding for all of the times his viciously ass-raped you and gave you dangerous STDs? Remember when the filming of the bathroom scene began and you were supposed to yell out "Zoinks!!!" when Belding sprayed the diarrhea in your face? Remember when you opened the bathroom door and were hit with a massive diarrhea spray and Belding also unleashed a ridiculously loud fart? Remember when you uttered "Yuck!!!" Remember how the director got mad at you for screwing up your line and said, "Dammit, you hook-nosed rim goblin! Now we have to re-shoot the scene again, ass-fuck!!!" Remember how the director that day was your father, singer Neil Diamond, and that he hated you? Remember when you opened the bathroom door for the second take and Belding sprayed diarrhea in your face and you fell over and yelled, "Aw snap!!!" Remember when the director and everyone on the set got mad at you for having screwed up your line for the second time? Remember when you re-shot the same scene several more times until the fifth take when Belding sprayed a small amount of diarrhea in your face and then passed out from extreme dehydration? Remember when you pulled down your Zubaz and started jerking off your tiny cock? Remember when you blew a load onto Belding's unconscious body? Remember how your microscopic balls produced a load so small that it actually evaporated before it reached Belding's face? Remember when you started yelling, "Zoinks!!! Zoinks!!! Diamond's the man!!! Zoinks!!!" Remember when Slater threw a paperweight at your head to shut you up because you were being extremely annoying? Remember when you regained consciousness several minutes later? Remember when you subsequently contracted tetanus from all of the diarrhea sprays Belding gave you that day? Remember when Mr. Belding violently raped you every day for the next week and broke several of your rubs during these homosexual encounters? Remember how contracting tetanus and being violently beaten were worthwhile in exchange for finally getting the better of Mr. B for once? You sure taught Belding a lesson about diarrhea that time!



"Diamond Learns About Answering Machines" recap
Posted: Jul 28 2009, 08:01 AM

Diamond, do you remember that episode where you saw an ad for Ross department stores that indicated that Zubaz were on sale for 20% off? Remember how happy that made you because you had been thinking about purchasing a new pair of pink Zubaz after you ruined your last pair during a diarrhea accident at Taco Bell? Remember when you called Mr. Belding to inform him of the good news? Remember how Belding didn't answer the phone, so you left a message on his answering machine? Remember how you uttered, "Zoinks, Mr. B!!! Ross is selling my Zubaz for 20% off! Zoinks! Zoinks!" Remember when Mr. Belding arrived at his house a couple hours later and saw the red light blinking on his answering machine? Remember how happy he was because he thought that the x-rated video store was leaving him a message to tell him that "Gay Teabaggers #7" was finally in stock? Remember when he pushed the button to listen to the message and discovered that it was a message from you? Remember how mad that made Belding? Remember when Belding hopped into his car and sped over to your house? Remember when Belding saw you on your driveway shooting basketball? Remember when Belding yelled out, "Diamond, how dare you leave a message on my answering machine, you ZUBAZ-WEARING HOOK-NOSED COCKSUCKING PIECE OF JEWISH SHIT!!!! You should know better than to call me when I'm not in!" Remember when you replied, "Zoinks Mr. B! How am I supposed to know whether you are in unless I call?" Remember how your flippant remark enraged Belding? Remember when Belding picked up your basketball and fired in at your nose? Remember when it hit you right in the conk and blood spurted everywhere? Remember when Belding yelled, "Diamond you are making a mess on the driveway. Let me rake up the garbage?" Remember when Belding grabbed a lawn rake from your garage and started rubbing the sharp edges over your face, causing even more bleeding? Remember when Belding yanked off your Zubaz and sodomized you with the rake handle? Remember when Belding pulled the rake handle out of your ass and then inserted his cock into your ass and started ass-slamming you? Remember when several cars drove by on the street and the passengers were honking their horns and cheering? Remember when Belding shot his load up your ass with such force that you flew off his cock like a rocket and landed in your neighbor's tree and then fell to the ground? Remember when you heard a rumbling sound and looked over and saw that your basketball hoop was wobbling? Remember how the hoop was mounted on a metal pole encased in 300 lbs of concrete? Remember when you looked up and saw Tuttle sitting on the backboard with his pants around his ankles, masturbating vigorously? Remember when the basketball backboard snapped in half and Tuttle came crashing down onto the ground and hit his head on the concrete? Remember how Tuttle kept jerking off until he blew his load and then passed out and went into a coma? You sure learned about answering machine etiquette that time!



"Diamond's Weinermobile Ride" episode recap
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Posted: Jul 8 2009, 06:29 AM

Diamond, I just read that the real-life Oscar Meyer recently died. This reminded me of the episode where you and Mr. Belding were eating hot dogs in the teacher's lounge at Bayside. Remember how there was a notice on the hot dog package about a contest to ride in the official Oscar Meyer "Weinermobile"? Remember how you had always wanted to ride in the Weinermobile and used to hum the Oscar Meyer jingle while taking dumps? Remember when Belding told you that he pulled some strings and would give you a ride on his Weinermobile? Remember how surprised you were, as you hadn't realized that Belding owned a Weinermobile? Remember when you eagerly agreed and then Belding dropped his pants and whipped out his enormous cock? Remember when he forcefully lodged his erect cock into your ass and said, "How's the ride? I know my Weinermobile may go on a bumpy ride, but it handles well, you ZUBAZ-WEARING COCKSUCKER!!!" Remember when Belding ass-raped you for the next 10 minutes and then sodomized you with his Principal of the Year trophy? Belding really taught you something that time!



"Belding Gives Diamond a New Fuck Hole" ep recap
Posted: Jul 6 2009, 06:48 AM

Diamond, remember that time when Slater and Zack's dad were double-teaming you? Remember how Slater's cock was in your mouth while Zack's dad's cock while pounding away at your ass? Remember when Mr. Belding saw this and got mad because you didn't have any holes for him to fuck at the time? Remember when Belding remedied the situation by pulling out a .357 caliber Magnum handgun and shot you in the chest? Remember how the gunshot left a hole in your chest? Remember when Belding had sex with the bullet hole in your chest, using your blood gushing out as lubrication? Remember when Belding shot a huge load into your chest and you nearly died from the combination of blood loss and all of the STDs that passed from Belding's diseased semen into the bloodstream in your chest? Belding really got you good that time!



Diamond Plays Dodgeball
Posted: Jun 24 2009, 10:45 PM

Diamond, do you remember that episode where you were playing dodgeball in Coach Rizzo's gym class? Remember how Rizzo changed the rules so that you didn't have to leave the game if you were hit with the ball? Remember how everyone was throwing dodgeballs at you as hard as they could? Remember when Ox couldn't find a dodgeball, so he threw a bowling ball at you instead? Remember when Slater threw a chunk of wood from the bleachers at your head? Remember when Coach Rizzo joined in the fun and started whipping dodgeballs at your head? Remember when Rizzo threw a dodgeball with such force that it got stuck the left nostril of your gigantic hook nose? Remember when Zack slammed the back of your head into a brick wall to dislodge the ball? Remember when you lost consciousness and then woke up 20 minutes later in a puddle of piss, semen, and diarrhea? You sure learned about the importance of physical education in that episode!



"Diamond Learns About Gambling" recap
Posted: Jun 8 2009, 08:25 PM

Diamond, do you remember that episode where you played cards at Slater's house and Mr. Belding, Maxwell Nerdstrom, Ox, Mr. Tuttle, and Zack's dad? Remember how odd it was that Zack's dad played cards at Slater's house with your group even though Zack was out on a date with Kelly? Remember how much fun you had and Belding suggested they all gather at your house the next week for a game of craps? Remember how you assumed that when Belding said "craps," he was referring to the gambling dice game? Remember when Belding, Nerdstrom, Ox, and Zack's dad showed up at your house the next week? Remember when Belding said, "Let's play craps biatch!" Remember when Belding dropped his pants and took a massive dump in your underwear drawer and then said, "Hey Diamond, I just crapped out!" Remember when Ox shit all over your Zubaz suit and said, "That was a lucky number seven Diamond, come suck my cock!" Remember when Zack's dad stuck his ass in the laundry chute and took a dump while selling 50 computers on his huge cordless brick-sized phone? Remember when Nerdstrom took out Kevin the Robot's battery pack and shit on Kevin's wheels and wiped his ass clean with Kevin's claws and then reattached Kevin's battery pack? Remember when Kevin began to boot up and then saw the shit on his wheels and claws and thought that you had done this to him? Remember how mad that made Kevin the Robot? Remember when Kevin started ass-raping you with his metal cock while everyone jerked off? Remember when you heard a rumbling sound coming from the attic above your bedroom and looked up and saw Mr. Tuttle crash through the ceiling and down onto your bed? Remember how his pants were down around his ankles and he was masturbating vigorously? Remember when he blew his load and then sprayed diarrhea on your pillow? Remember when everyone gave each other high-fives and then went over to Pizza Hut to share a deep dish "Meat Lovers" pizza, leaving you in a puddle of blood, oil (from Kevin's cock), and liquid shit? Remember when your mom came home and saw the mess and grounded you for a year? You sure learned the dangers of gambling that time!



"The Masturbation Contest" episode recap
Posted: May 12 2009, 11:03 PM

Diamond, remember that episode where you and Maxwell Nerdstrom were having a masturbation contest? Remember how Mr. Belding was the referee? Remember how Belding wore Ox's wrestling singlet while officiating, even though Ox's singlet was way too small for Belding's morbidly obese body? Remember how the singlet rode up Belding's ass crack, much like a g-string?

Remember when you and Nerdstrom were both naked and Belding opened up the Bayside yearbook to a picture of Zack Morris? Remember when Belding said, "Let the game begin - start jerking!" Remember how you fantasized that you were making out with Zack and Kevin the Robot while you were tossing off? Remember when you quickly came and shot a tiny load of cum up into the air and then caught it on the tip of your tongue? Remember when you yelled out, "Zoinks! That's two points! I win!" Remember when Belding blew a whistle right in your ear and said, "Foul! You goaltended, Diamond!" Remember when Belding said that your punishment for goaltending was to suck his cock? Remember when you tore a hole in Belding's wrestling singlet and started sucking his cock? Remember when Slater appeared out of nowhere and started ass-raping you? Remember when Zack started stomping on your back while wearing soccer shoes? Remember how you broke several ribs during this attacks and caught several dangerous STDs?

Diamond, you sure were a dipshit in that episode! Come on, there were no rules to that masturbation game, so why was Belding even officiating it in the first place? You totally deserved everything that happened to you in that episode and learned many valuable lessons!



"Diamond Visits a Job Fair" episode recap
Posted: Apr 3 2009, 12:35 AM

Diamond, do you remember that time when you went to a tech company job fair and ran into Rod Belding? Remember when Rod said that he had a "RIM job for you"? Remember how you assumed that he was a recruiter and had a job opening at Research In Motion ("RIM"), the company that sells Blackberrys? Remember how happy that made you feel because you were finally going to hold a real job and no longer had to work for minimum wage as Principal Belding's assistant? Remember when Rod walked you to a janitor's closet for your "job interview"? Remember when Rod told you that the job fair at overbooked and that was the reason why his office was in the janitor's closet? Remember when Rod slugged you in the gut and then threw you face-first against the wall in the janitor's closet? Remember when Rod dropped his pants and farted right in your face? Remember when he shit onto your chin and said you'd better lick his asshole clean? remember when Rod said this was the "RIM job" he had told you about and that you'd better do a good job if you ever wanted to get a referral? Remember when Rod started masturbating while you tossed his salad? Remember how bad his asshole smelled? Remember when Rod blew his HIV+ load and it landed in your jew-fro? Remember when Rod said "well Diamond, I already gave the job to your mom, but thanks for interviewing. We'll be in touch!" Remember how your breath smelled like Rod' ass for the rest of the day and you never did get any job interviews out of the job fair? You sure were a loser that time!



"Diamond Learns About cancer" recap
Posted: Mar 23 2009, 08:04 AM

Diamond, remember how self-conscious you used to feel while showering with the other kids at Bayside after swimming class because they all had giant cocks which were much bigger than your baby dick? Remember how Coach Sonski was the swimming class instructor and used to measure everyone's cock in the showers? Remember how Coach Sonski measured Maxwell Nerdstrom's cock and made fun of him for having such a small penis, because it was "only" 10 inches long? Remember when he measured yours and said he was going to take a picture and submit it to the Guiness Book of World Records because you only measured in at 0.75 inches?

Remember how you went to Belding's office and cried because your cock and balls were so small? Remember when Belding said he could help you get bigger balls? Remember how happy that made you? Remember when Belding told you to meet him at the nuclear power plant that evening for a "therapy" session that was guaranteed to help you out? Remember when you showed up that evening and Belding made you suck him off and let him fart into your mouth several times before starting the therapy session? Remember when Belding told you to walk into a special chamber room and that he would follow you in later? Remember how you waited in the chamber for several minutes and then Belding walked in wearing a radiation suit while holding something that was neon green and glowing? Remember when you asked Belding why he was wearing a radiation suit and he replied that he didn't want a bigger cock or balls because he was already hung like a horse? Remember when Belding asked you to pull down your Spider-man Underoos and then rubbed the glowing neon stick over your balls for several minutes? Remember when Belding said, "that's it Diamond, your session is over. Let me hose you down outside?" Remember when Belding walked you outside the chamber and then pissed all over you and told you that you'd have bigger balls in a couple months?

Remember when your balls did start growing within a couple months? Remember when you noticed that your balls were as hard as rocks, but that your cock didn't seem to be growing? Remember when you told Belding about this and he said it was a normal response? Remember when your balls kept growing bigger and bigger and you started experiencing back pain and fatigue? Remember when Belding against said that this was perfectly normal? Remember when you started pissing blood a few days later and your mom took you to the emergency room? Remember when the doctor examined you and said that you had testicular cancer? Remember when you had a full body CAT-scan x-ray and the doctor said that the x-ray showed that the cancer had spread to your chest and brain and that you would need to get your balls cut off and would have to undergo chemotherapy? Remember how mad the doctor was at you for taking so long to go to the hospital? Remember when the doctor said he needed to operate right away, but that your mom on the show, Mrs. Powers, had failed to keep her medical insurance current, so you were not eligible for the best treatment? Remember when the doctor said that your health insurance didn't cover anesthesia? Remember when the doctor pulled out an axe and chopped off your balls and then started juggling them? Remember how blood was spurting everywhere and so the doctor cauterized the wound with a blowtorch?

Remember how your cock no longer works and you now have to take testosterone treatments for the rest of your life? Remember when you were undergoing a chemo session and Belding and AC Slater came over and viciously attacked you while you were in an especially weakened state? Remember how the chemo made your hair fall out and Belding took a dump on your head and wrote his initials in it? Belding sure got you good that time!

Pictures of Hound Dog

Here are some pictures of Hound Dog. Hound Dog was a horny mutt and probably gave it to Diamond many, many times on the rowdy Saved By The Bell set!

More Hot Pictures of Mrs. Powers

Here are some additional sexy pictures of Mrs. Powers. I bet she's embarrassed that her son on SBTB, Dustin Diamond, is a gay hook-nosed rim goblin.

Hot Pictures of Mrs. Powers

Check out these hot pictures of Screech's mom, Mrs. Powers! I have heard rumors that she had three-ways with Zack and Slater and often fingered herself while Mr. Belding and Maxwell Nerdstrom were spit-roasting and teabagging Diamond. Has anyone else heard these rumors?

My "Remember When..." Queer Fantasies - Part V

Here are some of my "Remember When..." queer fantasies involving Diamond and the rest of the Saved By The Bell gang:

"Diamond is Attacked After Swimming" ep recap
Posted: Mar 11 2009, 09:05 AM

Diamond, remember that episode where you showered after taking a swimming gym class? Remember how you were naked and everyone grabbed towels and started snapping them at you? Remember when Coach Sonski snapped a wet towel right on your boney ass? Remember how much that hurt? Remember when Ox snapped a towel right in your crotch and Slater snapped a towel on the tip of your hooked nose? Remember when your nose started dripping blood? Remember when Mr. Belding yelled out, "Hey, hey, hey, what is going on here?!!" Remember how mad Belding was when he saw you dripping blood on the shower floor? Remember when Belding picked up a large bar of Dial soap and nailed you right in the face with it? Remember when Zack's dad appeared out of nowhere and rolled the big plastic towel cart toward you, slamming you into the wall? Remember how he pinned you against the wall while everyone fired bars of soap at you?

Remember when Zack's dad let you go and then Mr. Dewey started sodomizing you with a bottle of Suave brand shampoo? Remember when Dewey lodged an entire bottle of shampoo up your now-torn rectum? Remember when Mr. Hooper, the child molesting bicycle repair shop man from the Diff'rent Strokes episode, showed up and rode over you with a tandem bike that he rode with your mom on the show, Mrs. Powers? Remember how you were crying uncontrollably at this time? Remember how much that turned on Mrs. Powers? Remember when Mrs. Powers removed her skirt and started fingering herself while she sucked on Zack's cock? Remember when Slater started doing Zack's dad in the ass? Remember when Slater gave Zack's dad a reach-around and Zack's dad blew a huge load into your face? Remember how several students started stomping on your face and threw locks and other random gym locker room equipment at you while they tried to kill you? Remember when Slater finally yelled out that you'd had enough and then picked you up and carried you into the bathroom? remember when Slater launched you face-first into a toilet bowl that Mr. Tuttle had clogged up earlier in the day with a huge dump? You sure got screwed over that time!



"Diamond Goes on a Field Trip" recap
Posted: Mar 9 2009, 08:55 AM

Diamond, do you remember that episode where your class took a field trip to the La Brea Tar Pits? Remember when you went into the bathroom and stared at Belding and Slater while they were taking a piss? Remember when they saw you leering at them and called you a "Jew Faggot" and then peed on you and threw you into a big tar pit? Remember how you almost died and were only saved when Belding dropped his pants and then waded into the tar pit and farted? Remember how powerful Belding's fart was? Remember how the force of Belding's fart ejected you from the tar pit and launched you up into a nearby tree? Remember how the tree had sharp branches? Remember when one of the branches pierced the cornea of your right eyeball, permanently blindind you in that eye? Remember how you started crying and told Belding you couldn't see? Remember when Belding started laughing and said, "Then I guess you won't see this cumming, BITCH!" and then jerked off into your damaged eye? Remember how Belding's diseased seed caused a bad infection, causing your right eyeball to fall out? Remember when Slater kicked your eyeball into the sewer as everyone on the field trip clapped and laughed? Remember how your mom, Mrs. Powers, was a chaperone on the field trip? Remember how she was leading the clapping and then lifted her skirt and started fingering herself while you cried? Remember when Slater walked over to Mrs. Powers and started doing her in the ass? Remember how this was the worst day in your life and to this day you wear a glass eye and aren't allowed to drive an automobile because you have no depth perception? The Bayside gang really got you good that time!



"Anthrax Scare" episode recap
Posted: Mar 4 2009, 09:56 PM

Diamond, remember that day back in 2002 when Belding ran through the halls of Bayside and yelled that there was an anthrax attack? Remember how Belding threw a piece of cloth to you and instructed you to place it over your mouth? Remember when you did place the cloth over your mouth and discovered that it was coated in some kind of gooey liquid? Remember when Belding started laughing and then you pulled the cloth away from your face and discovered that you were holding AC Slater's ten-year-old jock strap over your mouth? Remember when Belding told you that he had stolen Slater's jock strap back in 1992 after wrestling practice and had jerked off into it thousands of times over the years? Remember when Belding told you that Tuttle and Mylo the janitor had also jerked off into the jock strap earlier that day? Remember how Belding took a photograph of you holding Slater's jock strap with cum dripping off your chin? Remember when Belding made an enlarged poster from the photo and prominently displayed it at the Class of 1993's Ten Year Reunion held the next year, in 2003? Remember when Slater and Ox viciously ass-raped you at the reunion for messing with wrestling jock straps? You sure got screwed over that time!



"Kevin and the Exxon Valdez" episode recap
Posted: Feb 26 2009, 10:38 PM

Diamond, do you remember that episode where Kevin wore a life preserver and pretended to be the drunken Captain Joseph Hazelwood of the Exxon Valdez, the massive oil tanker which ran around in Alaska in 1989? Remember when Kevin started pounding your ass and then said that he was going to crash into some rocks and breach the ship's hull? Remember when Kevin then shot a massive load of oil into your brownpipe which then squirted out of your ass and all over the place? Remember when Kevin's oil coated Hound Dog's fur and Hound Dog started suffocating? Remember when the Greenpeace activist Jessie Spano saw the oil spilled on the floor and started protesting outside your house and threw rocks through your windows? Remember Mylo the janitor walked into your bedroom smoking a crack pipe? Remember when he dropped his hot crack pipe and it landed in a puddle of oil and ignited in fire? Remember when your house burned down killing Hound Dog, and you were charged with arson? Remember when you spent 5 years in prison? Remember how your cellmate, Tyrone Washington, had rough sex with your every night, completely against your will while the other inmates listened and jerked off? You sure learned about the hazards of oil spills that time!



"Diamond watches the State of the Union Speech"
Posted: Feb 25 2009, 04:32 AM

Diamond, remember that special "live" Saved By The Bell episode that aired tonight during Obama's State of the Union speech? Remember how you and the rest of the Saved By The Bell gang was over at Belding's house watching the speech? Remember how the speech was supposed to begin at 8:00 PM, but Obama took 15 minutes to walk to the podium, stopping along the way to shake hands with everyone? Remember how annoyed that made you? Remember when you yelled out, "What's the deal with Obama? Why does he keep shucking and jiving? Is he on 'nigger time'? Zoinks!!!" Remember when Mylo yelled out, "Shut the fuck up, you hook-nosed honkey!! Mylo's gone git his, muthafucka!!!" Remember when Mylo cracked you over the head with his mop, which he apparently brought with him to Belding's house? Remember when the black nerd on the show, Ollie Creekly, jumped up and tore off his trousers? Remember when Mylo inserted his diseased cock up your ass while Ollie stuck his in your mouth? Remember when Mr. Dewey was cracking you in the back with Mylo's mop?

Remember when Slater started kicking you in the ribs with his football cleats? Remember when Maxwell Nerdstrom started sucking Zack's dad's cock and Kevin the Robot started doing your mom on the show, Mrs. Powers, right in the ass with his metal cock? Remember when Zack, Coach Rizzo, and Ox started jerking off while watching you being viciously attacked? Remember when your large screen CRT television started wobbling and you looked over and saw the TV tipped over, the glass tube shattered, and Mr. Tuttle rolled out? Remember how you realized that Tuttle had apparently been hiding in the TV box while masturbating vigorously? Remember how Tuttle had multiple lacerations from where the broken shards of glass from the glass tube cut his morbidly obese body? Remember when Tuttle blew a load, staining Belding's carpet with cum in the process, and then died? Remember when Belding blamed you for all of the blood and cum stains on his carpet and suspended you without pay from your job as his assistant at Bayside? Obama's State of the Union speech really screwed you over that time!



"Diamond Takes the SAT" recap
Posted: Feb 19 2009, 06:53 AM

Diamond, do you remember that episode where Belding was proctoring the SATs? Remember how he was the timekeeper while everyone at Bayside was taking the test? Remember when you coughed and Belding got really mad and started screaming at you for ruining the test? Remember how you were subjected to violent teabagging, anal rapes, Cleveland Steamers, Angry Pirates, and Baby Birds, among other gay sex moves for the next two hours? Remember how Belding even called Zack's dad to come over and enjoy the festivities? Remember how Zack still managed to score a 1502 on his SATs despite masturbating for 10 minutes during the math section? Standardized tests really screwed you over that time!



"Diamond Meets the 'Bash Brothers'" recap
Posted: Feb 18 2009, 10:24 AM

Diamond, remember how you were a huge fan of the Oakland A's baseball team in the late 1980s? Remember how you followed Mark McGwire's monster rookie season in 1987 and Jose Canseco's awesome 40-40 season in 1988? Remember when Canseco and McGwire visited Bayside after winning the 1988 World Series? Remember how had just graduated from John F. Kennedy Junior High in Indianapolis, IN in spring 1988 and were now attending Bayside High School in Southern California in fall 1988? Remember when Canseco and McGwire spoke in the Bayside auditorium? Remember how Canseco and McGwire had just injected each other in the butt with steroids 15 minutes prior to speaking to the school? Remember how roided-out Canseco and McGwire were at this time? Remember how the steroids affected their vision and made them horny? Remember when Jose Canseco saw your Jew-fro and thought it was a hairy pussy? Remember when Mark McGwire saw your Zubaz and assumed that you had a tight virgin male butthole? Remember when Canseco showed his cock into your mouth and McGwire ripped off your Zubaz and lodged his dick up your asshole? Remember when you attempted to yell out, "Zoinks!," but couldn't because your mouth was full of Canseco's hispanic cock? Remember how Canseco and McGwire spit-roasted you for the next 15 minutes while giving each other their famous "forearm bash" moves? Remember when Canseco and McGwire both dumped several loads of hot cum in you? Your child memories sure were ruined that time!



"Diamond Gets a Flu Shot" recap
Posted: Feb 9 2009, 09:25 PM

Diamond, do you remember that time when you went into the nurse's office at Bayside to get your annual flu shot? Remember how you walked into the office and saw that AC Slater was your nurse? Remember how Slater said that he was just helping out the regular nurse? Remember when Slater injected you with a shot of anti-freeze, instead of the advertised flu vaccine? Remember how you quickly collapsed and suffered from blood poisoning? Remember when you begged Slater to call an ambulance? Remember when Slater said he would, after he "got his"? Remember when Slater farted all over you and had unprotected sex with your butthole? Remember when you suffered kidney failure and spend the next 6 months in the hospital hooked up to a dialysis machine? Remember how you reeked of the smell of baked tortillas as a result of Slater's potent farts? The Bayside gang really got you good that time!



"Belding, the 'Incredible Hulk'" episode recap
Posted: Feb 9 2009, 04:48 PM

Diamond, do you remember how "The Incredible Hulk" was your favorite TV show? Remember how you used to jerk off while looking at Lou Ferrigno dressed up in the Hulk costume? Remember how you liked it when Bruce Banner on that show would say, "Don't make me angry. You wouldn't like me when I'm angry?" and then he would turn green and enlarge and become the Incredible Hulk?

Remember when you were in Belding's office after school at Bayside one day and asked Belding for some career advice? Remember when you told Belding you wanted to go get a college degree and become a medical doctor? Remember when Belding suggested that a better career move would be for you to pay $15k tuition to attend college for one year and then drop out and become his assistant for a salary of $7/hour? Remember when you thanked Belding and then said, "Zoinks!!" several times? Remember how annoying you were being? Remember when Belding said, "Diamond, don't make me angry! You wouldn't like me when I'm angry?" Remember how you assumed that Belding said that because he knew that The Incredible Hulk was your favorite TV show? Remember when you started touching various items on Belding's desk and accidentally knocked a pen onto the ground? Remember how mad that made Belding? Remember when Belding pulled off his clothes and said, "You did it Diamond, now I am so angry you hook-nosed rim goblin!" Remember how Belding's cock was green from all of the STDs and cancer he had contracted? Remember when Belding's cock started to get bigger, just like the Incredible Hulk's body on the TV show? Remember when Belding stuck his cock up your ass and raped you, paining tearing apart your rectum? Remember when Belding pumped your torn ass full of his diseased seed? You sure learned the consequences of being annoying that time!



"Diamond's Band" recap
Posted: Feb 5 2009, 08:00 AM

Diamond, do you remember that episode where you had your ten-year Bayside high school reunion? Remember how Lisa Turtle sent out a questionnaire asking what everyone had done in the previous ten years? Remember how anxious that made you feel, because you were a college dropout and had been Belding's assistant for your first seven years after graduating? Remember how you knew that Zack was a surgeon, Maxwell Nerdstrom had made millions in Silicon Valley, Kelly was a TV weather girl, Jessie was a porn star, and AC Slater had been deported to Mexico? Remember how you filled out your questionnaire and wrote that you were a musician and had been in the music industry since you were a child? Remember how you wrote that it was your lifelong goal and that you were in a band called "Salty the Pocketknife" with a bald little ugly dude named Evan Stone? Remember when Lisa contacted you and asked you to perform with your band at the reunion? Remember when you agreed to do so?

Remember when the reunion was held at Universal Studios in Los Angeles? Remember how band equipment was set up? Remember when you showed up at the reunion wearing your favorite yellow Zubaz suit? Remember when Lisa introduce you and you walked out on the stage by yourself, as the rest of your band hadn't showed up? Remember when Lisa asked about your band and you replied nonchalantly, "Oh, I made it up. Zoinks! I was never in a band." Remember how mad that made everyone? Remember when everyone started throwing beer bottles at you? Remember when Belding fired a glass vodka bottle at your head from a mere 10 feet away? Remember when Belding threw you off the stage and then Lisa started stomping on your in her high heel dress shoes? Remember when Mr. Dewey and Rod Belding started spit-roasting you while everyone else at the reunion was masturbating vigorously? Remember how everyone blew their loads on you and then Ox picked you up and dumped your lifeless body into the sewer with the other excrement?

You sure learned to tell the truth in that episode!

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More Posts from the Real Dustin Diamond at Dustindiamond.com?

28th October 2004 - 08:42:31 AM
10637 : Dustin Diamond
Hey guys, just wanted to say that I've really enjoyed reading your posts here and on the STPK forum over the last few days (except for the child porn spamming motherfucker, who needs to die). Keep em cumming!

- Dusty

PS I'm gay


27th October 2004 - 07:22:57 PM
10623 : The REAL Dustin Diamond
You dirty motherfuckers! My band can't even have a message board without sick fags posting hot erotic gay messages! I'll sue every one of you faggots! You queens take your disgustingly arousing "Rim Jobs" and your deliciously sinful "Arabian Goggles" and go back to San Francisco! I don't want to hear another word about the wildy stimulating abomination of God that is the Dirty Sanchez. Or the ever boner-inducing Glass Bottom Boat. Not one word! And how can you be so cruel to a depressed little gothic girl? She just wants you to like her!

Fantastic Spank-worthy Posts From Dustindiamond.com!

05th January 2005 - 08:14:29 AM
11866 :
screech, whose nutsack felt better massaging your tonsils? was it maxwell nerdstrom, slater, zack, or mr. belding?


04th January 2005 - 09:39:31 PM
11862 : Steven Jerkoff
Hey if you're really Dustin Diamond we should hang out and have queer sex. I live in South Milwaukee.


03rd January 2005 - 08:03:48 PM
11848 :
screech, you are such a pathetic loser! This website was my first hit on google.com when I typed in "queer 'Cleveland steamer'"


04th January 2005 - 02:35:04 PM
11857 : Corey Haim
Blockbuster news! I am glad to see the fan who recently posted regarding Fart Patrol! It is going to be released nationwide on August 19th 2005! Dustin and I are very proud of our work and want to thank all of you in here that have stood by us along the way. Please get the word out that August 19th is going to be a day to remember. I am willing to bet that Dustin will be up for an Oscar in 2006!
Peace,
C. Haim


03rd January 2005 - 10:36:23 PM
11851 : Mr. Dewey
screech, i need you to stay after class tomorrow and lick my asshole while i jerk off.


03rd January 2005 - 02:54:27 PM
11843 : Creepy Father
Mr. Diamond, my son came crying to me after discovering your website. What is this crap, and why have you allowed people to write perverted things here? You should know that I pitched a tent when I started reading the messages and my tent has not gone away even though I've been reading messages for the past 2 hours. I do have a question for you that I can't get out of my head. Whose nuts felt better in your mouth - Mr. Belding's or Slater's?


03rd January 2005 - 10:01:48 AM
11839 : Creepy Uncle
Angry Mum, Dad & Grandfather, I was very turned on by your posts. Have you ever caught your children masturbating to the posts on this guestbook, or to other online pornography? Have you ever walked in on them handling their under-developed, pre-pubescent gentialia whilst looking at naughty things on the Internet? Do you ever punish them by forcing them to play with your genitals, or by inserting things into their puckered, ruby-red starfish?? If I was allowed to look after children, that's what I would do!!! Oh my!!!!!


02nd January 2005 - 12:09:09 PM
11833 : Angry mom
My son is a big fan of "Saved by the Bell" and was searching for "Dustin Diamond" and found this website. I am totally appauled at the entries in this website which my 9 year old son was reading and am completely disgusted with Mr.Diamond. It is obvious that Mr.Diamond is some kind of pervert and getting his kicks from this filth...I wont even let my son watch that show again. Goodbye and may god have mercy on your soul.


03rd January 2005 - 02:06:16 PM
11842 : Rocco
Hello everyone. I hope everyone had a good new years celebration and its good to see Gay Zack back. For New Years I went to a truck stop dressed as Belding with a gang of my queer friends. We took a shitload of fireworks with us and shot them at each others asses! I took a few bottle rockets right up the ass! Then I stuck a roman candle in my ass and fired it at a Screech. It caught his Jew Fro on fire and he ran around screaming while he burned up! The rest of us had a great laugh about that! After that we got down to serious business and had a circle jerk, all cumming at the stoke of midnight! True Orgazmic Delight!
ROCCO


03rd January 2005 - 10:39:18 AM
11840 : Gay Zack
I'm back after a 2 week long tour of rest stops and glory holes! I dressed up as Screech and engaged in the filthiest of sexual acts in truck stops, rest stops and glory holes all through out the country! Everywhere I went queers were more than willing to lube up my ass and shot their load in my jew fro wig. I wore the same pair of zubaz, and they are caked in anal juices and semen of mine and many countless other queers on the scene. My ass is really hurting, but I shall soon be back to my local dumpster scene to show off some new moves I learned.


30th December 2004 - 12:22:48 AM
11797 : gaylord perry
screech, i want your bunghole right now. cum to the hot tub in the teachers' lounge where mr. tuttle and i have gay orgies.


15th December 2004 - 06:05:43 PM
11671 : Sweet Molasses
Hey Dusty, it's me. Remember? The hot, studly negro stripper you picked up a few nights back at the Blue Oyster bar? Remember how we went to the VIP lounge and you got spit-roasted by me and my buddy Raoul? No? Oh well. I was really hoping you'd call me sometime, we had a lot of fun that night!

Anyway, I just wanted to get in touch to let you know that Raoul's test results came back negative. Isn't that a relief! I know you were so worried after you swallowed 3 consecutive loads of his jizz, and then let him piss and shit all over you.

Anyway, stop by again sometime, me and Raoul are looking forward to pulling another train with you! TOOT TOOOT!!!


11th November 2003 - 12:12:13 PM
5670 : Rowing machine episode
Remember When,

I do remember a "rowing machine" related episode.
However, my recollection is slightly different. I recall
Mr. Balding sitting on the floor in between Slater and Diamond. He then extended his arms and used their stiff members as oars! Man overboard!

-Loadboy

11th November 2003 - 11:56:55 AM
5669 : Leaky Ass Queer
Some great messages today from my fellow queers, thanks for posting as it really helps me to blow my load. Another sterling entry from the remember when guy too, very imaginative and of course horny as hell. I really hope that Diamond reads your posts, maybe we should email them directly to his agent now that Gwando so kindly posted his details?

I'm off now to trim my ass hair into a "Diamond" as I'm going to a gay bar tonight - I'll let all you queers know how I get on tomorrow.


27th September 2003 - 12:25:25 PM
5011 : Ham Span
Amanda Chachi's AID's is pretty far gone now, he can't post on this site anymore. He is spending his last few days giving as many blow jobs as he can.
Dustin Diamond is getting fat, and has stopped trimming his beard. It is becoming bushy and resembles pubic hair.
I am disapointed because i used to find slender Diamond with his sexy neatly trimmed beard very exciting to the groin. Now i am beginning to find myself less attracted to him.
Get it together Diamond!
Go on a diet and trim your beard please, or you wont get any love from me.


25th September 2003 - 06:06:44 PM
4993 : drewbear
Dusty why won't you all do us a favor.......kill your self. Your guest book sucks almost as much cock as you. I can smell the gay sex through my modem, you gay bitch. Your a fucking faggot and your gonna go to hell because you suck more dick than a drunk vietnamese prostitute named ming lee on buy-one-get-one-free day. And Mario Lopez can suck mikey's motha fuckin inch-high private eye.


25th September 2003 - 09:39:09 AM
4992 : Mr. Conholer
I've been hanging around in London with some of my homo-boys this week and we went along to see David Blaine doing his thing in a box. It was really dull. To spice it up we'd like to suggest that Dustin replaces David in the box, and instead of water being fed through the tube we think it'd be a good idea to have hot fresh nut butter going through there.

I for one would love to see such an endurance test, and I'm positive that Dustin could survive for 44 days on love custard alone. It'd be great if they had a little "milking" booth where all of London's queers could J/O into Diamond's supply whilst watching Saved By The Bell re-runs - and sooner or later there's bound to be a nice soupcon of "dirty" jism in there that will give Dusty a little extra to think about!

Dustin is definitely a gay icon here in London, a few of the guys are already sporting what they call "Diamond's"- a cute little goatee with a few drops of dried up man-fat dangling off the end!