Monday, September 14, 2009

The Infamous Asian Masturbator

There have been many rumors that an Asian kid lurked in the shadows on the rowdy Saved By The Bell set and masturbated vigorously while Diamond was being sodomized during the filming of various episodes by AC Slater, Maxwell Nerdstrom, Mr. Belding, and Zack's dad, to name just a few among many homosexual attackers. Supposedly the Asian masturbator left cum stains all over walls on the set and would typically spray diarrhea onto Diamond. I heard that his diarrhea was chock full of fried rice and soy sauce. After unleashing a diarrhea spray, he would hide in the shadows again. I heard that this kid was some kind of gay super-ninja. Here is a screen capture that I took. Can anyone confirm that this is the infamous Asian masturbator?

3 comments:

Dustin said...

Zoinks! That looks like him!

Smiling Melvin said...

Yep, that's the guy. That is the young Grant Imahara, before he starred on Mythbusters!

Anonymous said...

Poor Ruth Buzzi, she was regulated to playing Screech's Mom! I feel bad for her.