Tuesday, June 30, 2009

Fantastic Spank-worthy Posts From Dustindiamond.com!

05th January 2005 - 08:14:29 AM
11866 :
screech, whose nutsack felt better massaging your tonsils? was it maxwell nerdstrom, slater, zack, or mr. belding?


04th January 2005 - 09:39:31 PM
11862 : Steven Jerkoff
Hey if you're really Dustin Diamond we should hang out and have queer sex. I live in South Milwaukee.


03rd January 2005 - 08:03:48 PM
11848 :
screech, you are such a pathetic loser! This website was my first hit on google.com when I typed in "queer 'Cleveland steamer'"


04th January 2005 - 02:35:04 PM
11857 : Corey Haim
Blockbuster news! I am glad to see the fan who recently posted regarding Fart Patrol! It is going to be released nationwide on August 19th 2005! Dustin and I are very proud of our work and want to thank all of you in here that have stood by us along the way. Please get the word out that August 19th is going to be a day to remember. I am willing to bet that Dustin will be up for an Oscar in 2006!
Peace,
C. Haim


03rd January 2005 - 10:36:23 PM
11851 : Mr. Dewey
screech, i need you to stay after class tomorrow and lick my asshole while i jerk off.


03rd January 2005 - 02:54:27 PM
11843 : Creepy Father
Mr. Diamond, my son came crying to me after discovering your website. What is this crap, and why have you allowed people to write perverted things here? You should know that I pitched a tent when I started reading the messages and my tent has not gone away even though I've been reading messages for the past 2 hours. I do have a question for you that I can't get out of my head. Whose nuts felt better in your mouth - Mr. Belding's or Slater's?


03rd January 2005 - 10:01:48 AM
11839 : Creepy Uncle
Angry Mum, Dad & Grandfather, I was very turned on by your posts. Have you ever caught your children masturbating to the posts on this guestbook, or to other online pornography? Have you ever walked in on them handling their under-developed, pre-pubescent gentialia whilst looking at naughty things on the Internet? Do you ever punish them by forcing them to play with your genitals, or by inserting things into their puckered, ruby-red starfish?? If I was allowed to look after children, that's what I would do!!! Oh my!!!!!


02nd January 2005 - 12:09:09 PM
11833 : Angry mom
My son is a big fan of "Saved by the Bell" and was searching for "Dustin Diamond" and found this website. I am totally appauled at the entries in this website which my 9 year old son was reading and am completely disgusted with Mr.Diamond. It is obvious that Mr.Diamond is some kind of pervert and getting his kicks from this filth...I wont even let my son watch that show again. Goodbye and may god have mercy on your soul.


03rd January 2005 - 02:06:16 PM
11842 : Rocco
Hello everyone. I hope everyone had a good new years celebration and its good to see Gay Zack back. For New Years I went to a truck stop dressed as Belding with a gang of my queer friends. We took a shitload of fireworks with us and shot them at each others asses! I took a few bottle rockets right up the ass! Then I stuck a roman candle in my ass and fired it at a Screech. It caught his Jew Fro on fire and he ran around screaming while he burned up! The rest of us had a great laugh about that! After that we got down to serious business and had a circle jerk, all cumming at the stoke of midnight! True Orgazmic Delight!
ROCCO


03rd January 2005 - 10:39:18 AM
11840 : Gay Zack
I'm back after a 2 week long tour of rest stops and glory holes! I dressed up as Screech and engaged in the filthiest of sexual acts in truck stops, rest stops and glory holes all through out the country! Everywhere I went queers were more than willing to lube up my ass and shot their load in my jew fro wig. I wore the same pair of zubaz, and they are caked in anal juices and semen of mine and many countless other queers on the scene. My ass is really hurting, but I shall soon be back to my local dumpster scene to show off some new moves I learned.


30th December 2004 - 12:22:48 AM
11797 : gaylord perry
screech, i want your bunghole right now. cum to the hot tub in the teachers' lounge where mr. tuttle and i have gay orgies.


15th December 2004 - 06:05:43 PM
11671 : Sweet Molasses
Hey Dusty, it's me. Remember? The hot, studly negro stripper you picked up a few nights back at the Blue Oyster bar? Remember how we went to the VIP lounge and you got spit-roasted by me and my buddy Raoul? No? Oh well. I was really hoping you'd call me sometime, we had a lot of fun that night!

Anyway, I just wanted to get in touch to let you know that Raoul's test results came back negative. Isn't that a relief! I know you were so worried after you swallowed 3 consecutive loads of his jizz, and then let him piss and shit all over you.

Anyway, stop by again sometime, me and Raoul are looking forward to pulling another train with you! TOOT TOOOT!!!


11th November 2003 - 12:12:13 PM
5670 : Rowing machine episode
Remember When,

I do remember a "rowing machine" related episode.
However, my recollection is slightly different. I recall
Mr. Balding sitting on the floor in between Slater and Diamond. He then extended his arms and used their stiff members as oars! Man overboard!

-Loadboy

11th November 2003 - 11:56:55 AM
5669 : Leaky Ass Queer
Some great messages today from my fellow queers, thanks for posting as it really helps me to blow my load. Another sterling entry from the remember when guy too, very imaginative and of course horny as hell. I really hope that Diamond reads your posts, maybe we should email them directly to his agent now that Gwando so kindly posted his details?

I'm off now to trim my ass hair into a "Diamond" as I'm going to a gay bar tonight - I'll let all you queers know how I get on tomorrow.


27th September 2003 - 12:25:25 PM
5011 : Ham Span
Amanda Chachi's AID's is pretty far gone now, he can't post on this site anymore. He is spending his last few days giving as many blow jobs as he can.
Dustin Diamond is getting fat, and has stopped trimming his beard. It is becoming bushy and resembles pubic hair.
I am disapointed because i used to find slender Diamond with his sexy neatly trimmed beard very exciting to the groin. Now i am beginning to find myself less attracted to him.
Get it together Diamond!
Go on a diet and trim your beard please, or you wont get any love from me.


25th September 2003 - 06:06:44 PM
4993 : drewbear
Dusty why won't you all do us a favor.......kill your self. Your guest book sucks almost as much cock as you. I can smell the gay sex through my modem, you gay bitch. Your a fucking faggot and your gonna go to hell because you suck more dick than a drunk vietnamese prostitute named ming lee on buy-one-get-one-free day. And Mario Lopez can suck mikey's motha fuckin inch-high private eye.


25th September 2003 - 09:39:09 AM
4992 : Mr. Conholer
I've been hanging around in London with some of my homo-boys this week and we went along to see David Blaine doing his thing in a box. It was really dull. To spice it up we'd like to suggest that Dustin replaces David in the box, and instead of water being fed through the tube we think it'd be a good idea to have hot fresh nut butter going through there.

I for one would love to see such an endurance test, and I'm positive that Dustin could survive for 44 days on love custard alone. It'd be great if they had a little "milking" booth where all of London's queers could J/O into Diamond's supply whilst watching Saved By The Bell re-runs - and sooner or later there's bound to be a nice soupcon of "dirty" jism in there that will give Dusty a little extra to think about!

Dustin is definitely a gay icon here in London, a few of the guys are already sporting what they call "Diamond's"- a cute little goatee with a few drops of dried up man-fat dangling off the end!

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