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Monday, January 15, 2007

Spank-Worthy Posts From Dustindiamond.com

I found some really hot homoerotic posts from the Dustindiamond.com guestbook:

30th July 2003 - 01:44:32 AM
3616 : Fattom
Screech, if you'd be mine, this is what you'd have in store...

We're in the showers all alone. Zack and Slater are tied up in the corner and blindfolded so they can hear our lovemaking but not see. I'd caress your locks of sweet curly hair with a mild shampoo because I know how sensitive you are. No tears for you, baby. Don't fret honey; we won't tell violet. And neither will the preppie and the mullet if they know what's good for them. By now you are "screeching" in enjoyment and my skilled hands. Don't blow your load just yet, there's more to "cum".

30th July 2003 - 02:38:55 AM
3620 : Fattom
That's when things get rough. Oh my! Have I not found the soap on a rope?!(nod once for yes) Why, yes that is a cock roach. No, they have shampoos for that, my pet. My knob does not taste funny.

13th December 2004 - 04:58:48 AM
11649 : Hot Karl
Dustin, I want to squeeze sperm out of your cock like it was a tube of toothpaste. Then I will brush my teeth with it.

26th August 2003 - 06:31:17 PM
4668 : Admin
Hi Everyone,
I have been somewhat remiss lately in the topics - trying to make sure everything is working technically.

Please, everyone, the main topic of discussion here is supposed to be homosexuality concerning Dustin Diamond. This was my intention when I opened the board and I'd like to politely remind you that this is the way in which it must continue, otherwise I'll have no choice but to shut this place down.

This site is a labour of love and the bandwidth costs me a fortune, so please keep the conversation on-topic and discuss acts of gay love with Dustin Diamond. Apparently he reads all the posts here and gets a real kick out of the fact that he's a gay cultural icon. Way to go DD!

Thanks for your co-operation, everyone play nice and you won't get banned!

Best

Admin

22nd October 2003 - 03:52:46 AM
5350 : friendly advisor
go to dustin diamond's official website at http://www.dustindiamond.net/ and find his big headshot in the photos section. i just discovered that if you shrink it down a bit and print it out, cut a hole in his mouth, and tape it to the face of a blow up doll, you can use it to pretend that you're actually receiving a blow job from dusty himself. for added effect, you can even shave off all your pubic hair and tape the shavings to his chin for some deliciously yummy scrotum scrubbing goodness. the headshot is a bit large but can easily be shrunk down to lifesize proportions, as if dustin himself had planned for it to be used this way from the beginning. thanks dude!

22nd October 2003 - 12:46:01 PM
5360 : friendly advisor
great suggestion, kurt! but i've got an idea on how to take your game even another step further. tonight, after i print out another one of dusty's headshot photos and cut out the mouth and eye holes, i'm going to invite one of my queer friends over and have him wear it like a mask. and since it's a real living breathing person instead of an inanimate object (like a computer or blow up doll) it'll make it that much easier for me to imagine that i'm actually blowing my own creamy load onto dustin diamond's face!

06th November 2003 - 11:58:23 AM
5602 : Leaky Ass Queer
I just found a GREAT use for my stale old pumpkin from Halloween! I printed out our favorite Diamond face mask and pasted it onto my pumpkin and had all my queer friends over to pump their loads into it. It looked they were actually bumming a decapitated Diamond in his gob!

When they were all finished fucking his little face-hole I french kissed the effigy of Diamond and hungrily gulped down every single drop of nut butter and pumpkin with a big small on my face and a very hard cock! It was quite a trip to be actually kissing Diamond whilst drinking cum at the same time, a snowball with Diamond is something to be cherished indeed!

25th September 2003 - 10:39:09 AM
4992 : Mr. Conholer
I've been hanging around in London with some of my homo-boys this week and we went along to see David Blaine doing his thing in a box. It was really dull. To spice it up we'd like to suggest that Dustin replaces David in the box, and instead of water being fed through the tube we think it'd be a good idea to have hot fresh nut butter going through there.

I for one would love to see such an endurance test, and I'm positive that Dustin could survive for 44 days on love custard alone. It'd be great if they had a little "milking" booth where all of London's queers could J/O into Diamond's supply whilst watching Saved By The Bell re-runs - and sooner or later there's bound to be a nice soupcon of "dirty" jism in there that will give Dusty a little extra to think about!

Dustin is definitely a gay icon here in London, a few of the guys are already sporting what they call "Diamond's"- a cute little goatee with a few drops of dried up man-fat dangling off the end!

13th October 2004 - 12:12:25 PM
10332 : Gay Zack
10324 : Thanks for the heads up - Billy has responded.
>I read in an interview on amazon.com that there is a hidden episode
> in the SBTB College Years DVD set. Does anyone know if this is true or not? If yes, how can I find it? Thanks!

I too have heard of the hidden episode where Screech want's to join a
frat and is hazed by the frat boys (supposedly he gets gang raped by
the frat guys and they felt this was just too much to air even if
they were trying to deal with a serious issue), I found a site that
tells how to do it, but I haven't been able to get it to work yet -
but several people say it works and does exist. At the title screen
of disc 2 you push 695008, quickly, than a screen should pop up that
says "Zoinks", eject it and put in disc 1, push 800596 and it should
pop up "zubaz", than put disc 2 back in and push 22752837 it should
pop up "AC slater", push the play button and it should work - I know
it sounds like a lot, but I've heard from at least 10 people that it
works - good luck - Billy Smith

Saturday, January 13, 2007

IMDB Message boards

There are many IMDB message boards which can be quite fun. Unfortunately, however, there is a racist black troll who posts under the name Interceptor3. He has admitted to being 40-years old and hates all whites, hispanics, asians, and other non-blacks. He works for the Los Angeles Board of Education. Despite being 40 years-old, he has the maturity of an 8-year old. He posts racist tripe and then complains to the admins whenever anyone responds to his posts. He is on his third login - the first two (one of which was Katana500) were deleted because so many people complained about his stupid posts.

Monday, January 08, 2007

Hot "Remember When" Posts From Dustindiamond.com and The Dustin Diamond Love Forum

These are some of the hottest posts I've ever seen posted at Dustindiamond.com and the Dustin Diamond Love Forum:

11th May 2005 - 02:41:07 AM
13485 : Ox
Screech, remember that episode where Slater tripped you during a basketball game you were playing in gym class at Bayside? Remember when you told the teacher what had happened and Slater was sent to Mr. Belding's office? Remember when Mr. Belding called you down to his office and you thought he was going to ask about the incident so that he could document everything before suspending Slater? Remember when you walked into Mr. Belding's office and Slater jumped out from behind the door and punched you in the chin? Remember when MR. Belding stood up and you saw that he was naked and stroking his schlong while watching Slater beat your ass? Remember when Slater kepting punching you in the chest and ribs? Remember when he tore off your now-bloody Zubaz and had unprotected buttsex with you? Remember when Mr. Belding walked over and blew his load in your 'fro? Remember when MR. Belding kicked you in the head and you lost consciousness and went into a coma? Remember when an ambulance was called and you went to the hospital? Remember when Zack and Slater visited you after you came out of your coma? Remember how you were on an IV drip? Remember when Slater used medical tape to tape your hands together? Remember when you thought (and hoped) he was doing this so that he could have kinky gay sex with you? Remmeber when he yanked off the IV bag and took into the bathroom and took a runny shit in it? Remember when he came back out and hooked up the bag of his shit to the IV drip? Remember when you got blood poisoning and almost died? Remember when you went into another coma and permanently lost 25% of your brain's mental capacity? Slater sure got you good that time!

16th May 2005 - 12:22:34 AM
13557 : Ox
Screech, remember that episode where you were playing kickball during gym class at Bayside? Remember when Kelly was at the plate and she kicked the ball to you while you were playing shortstop? Remember when you fielded the ball and wildly threw it toward Zack, the first baseman? Remember when you were so uncoordinated that the ball slipped as you threw it and it hit the second baseman in the head? Remember when the second basement was a weirdo that liked to be called the "Prince"? Remember when everyone thought he was a complete faggot? Remember how he was the only kid in school that you could beat up, as he was even more scrawny than you? Remember when he got up after you hit hit with the kickball and came at you crying and screaming like the big pussy that he was? Remember when he swung at you with flailing arms? Remember when you kicked him in the nuts and he fell over? Remember when a crowd started forming around you two yelling "FIGHT!!! FIGHT!!! FIGHT!!!" as you squared off with the Prince? Remember when Mr. Belding ran out in the gym and said "hey, hey, hey, waht is going on here?" Remember when the Prince ran over to Belding and told him that you hit him with the kickball for no reason? Remember when Mr. Belding picked up the kickball and said "was it this kickball, you stupid FAGGOT?" as he whipped the ball at your face from a distance of a mere 10 feet away? Remember when the ball hit the Prince in his face, shattering his nose and spraying blood everywhere? Remember when the entire class started laughing and called the Prince a stupid piece of cocksucking shit? Remember when Slater said "whoa, that's a lot of blood" as Zack gave the Prince a legsweep, knocking him to the ground? Remember when Slater dropped trow and then dropped an HIV+ pile of shit on the Prince's bloody nose? Remember when the HIV from Slater's feces made its way into the Prince's bloodstream, giving the Prince HIV? Remember when Mr. Dewey, the science teacher, ran into the gym with a syringe and said "Prince, take this, it will make you better" as he injected the Prince? Remember when he finished the injection and then told everyone he had just injected the Prince with the Ebola virus? Remember when everyone started laughing? Remember how the Prince was a bloody, fecal-covered mess by this point? Remember when you said "alright, he's had enough... JUST KIDDING, WE'RE JUST GETTING WARMING UP!!!" as you kicking the Prince in the nuts and then yanked off his gym shorts? Remember when everyone laughed because the Prince was hung like a gnat? Remember when Slater, Zack, Mr. Belding, Maxwell Nerdstrom, and Mr. Dewey took turns stomping on the Prince's tiny hairless beanbag? Remember when I said "let me have a chance! I'm strong like an OX?" Remember when I stomped so hard on the Prince's nuts that his nutsack broke open and his tiny balls rolled out? Remember when Salter said "Prince, I think these belong to you" as he stuffed then down the Prince's throat? Remember when the Prince was in the hospital for months afterward and has been seeing a psychiatrist for years? Remember when you went to your 10-year Bayside high school reunion and discovered that the Prince had a sex change and now goes by the name "Princess Puessie"? Remember when Princess Peussie started posting retarded things in message board because he thinks they are funny, when in reality only a stupid fecal-munching pervert would find any of his postings funny? You and the Bayside gang sure screwed over the Prince in that episode!

26th September 2004 - 07:47:50 PM
10055 : Ox
Screech, remember that episode where Slater was working in the cafeteria during lunchtime to make a little extra money to support his coke habit? Remember when it was taco day at lunchtime? Remember when you purchased a taco and Slater yelled out from the grill "hey Screech, let me put my beef in your taco?" Remember when you said that the taco you had just purchased already had a lot of ground beef in it? Remember when Slater promised he'd give you more beef? Remember when Slater made you come into the back to get the extra beef? Remember when you opened a door and walked back by the grill and were startled when you saw Mr. Belding with his pants down? Remember how Mr. Belding was stroking his middle-aged cock while looking at a picture of Zack in the Bayside yearbook? Remember when he blew his wad right when you walked in and his load landed in your eyes, temporarily blinding you? Remember when Slater yanked down your pants as you fumbled around? Remember when you asked Slater what he was doing, and he said "Screech, I'm gonna put my beef in your taco, just like I said I would, BITCH!" Remember when Slater anally violated you for several minutes until he pulled out, spun you around, and blew his Mexican load all over your face? Remember when you start crying, and Slater became enraged and kicked you through the kitchen door and out into the cafeteria? Remember when all the kids started laughing at you? Remember when Mr. Belding came up to you and said "hey, hey, hey! What is going on here?" Remember when Mr. Belding put his arm around you, told you everything would be ok, and excorted you back to his office? Remember when you realized that everything would not be ok when Mr. Belding threw you on the ground and teabagged you?

18th March 2005 - 04:20:38 PM
12787 : Dner
Hey Dustin? Remember on E! True Hollywood Story: Saved by the Bell, how the interviewer made you cry like a stupid fucking jew when he mentioned the time you were raped during the filming of Saved by the Bell Hawaiian Style? Remember how he mentioned how you went into a Denny's bathroom? Remember how a man came out of the bathroom stall next to you and approched you? Remember how you felt "nervous" and "uneasy" when he stood behind you looking over your shoulder watching you piss out of your tiny cock? Remember how you said "excuse me?" to the man? Remember how you grabbed you by your greasy jew fro and smashed your face into the urinal? Remember how you fell on the floor crying like a bitch still pissing? Remember how you felt when you were covered in your own piss and blood? Remember how you felt when you saw that it was actually Dennis Haskins that had did this too you? Remember how he whistled for Mario Lopez to come out of the other stall? Remember how Dennis Haskins stepped on your face so Mario Lopez could jerk off his spicy latin cock to the sound of you screaming? Remember how he unloaded his cum in your bleeding head wound? Remember how Dennis yelled "my turn!" and pulled his pants down and jammed his unlubed cock in your ass? Remember how you bled as he pumped your ass with his massive principal cock? Remember how you screamed in pain and Mario Lopez kicked your teeth out and yelled "SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU STUPID JEW! SHUT THE FUCK UP!!" Remember how Mario then fucked your toothless bleeding mouth while Dennis was still getting it on with your now torn asshole? Remember how Dennis pulled your arms back really hard and it made you scream while he shot his load in your bleeding ass? Remember how he said "how's a little HIV juice for you Screech?" Remember how he pulled out and squated over you? Remember how Dennis then sprayed his shit all over you? Remember how Mario came in your mouth and you gagged on his cum and threw up on the floor? Remember how Mario rubbed your face in the vomit? Remember how he turned you over on your back and shat on your face? Remember how he rubbed the shit in your hair and face and kick you in the mouth again? Remember how Dennis said "I'm sorry, let me clean you off?" Remember how Dennis Haskins then pissed all over you and Mario did the same? Remember how they kept kicking you in the head until you passed and then hog tied you with your own clothes? Remember how they then threw you in a bathroom stall naked and covered in their HIV infected bodily fluids and left you there for dead? Remember how you came too and saw Mark-Paul Gosselaar standing there? Remember how relieved you felt that he came to your rescue? Remember the horror you felt when whipped out his cock and finished you off? Remember how he carved his initials into your queer hairless boy chest so that you'd always be reminded of who did this too you? Remember how Dennis and Mario came from behind him with polaroid camera? Remember how they then carved their names in your chest? Remember how the then took a bunch of pictures of you laying there so they could jerk off to them later on? Remember how the only clear thought you had was how violated you felt? Remember how the feeling of violation made you erect and turned on? Remember how the then saw your tiny erect penis and then kicked you straight in the junk for being a jewish homo? Man, they really grilled you for the details in that interview!!

Deucer
Posted: Sep 13 2006, 06:42 AM
That reminded me of the zoo trip episode. Screech, remember the episode where you went on a field-trip to the zoo with Belding, Zack and Slater? Remember how Belding decided it would be funny to throw you into the gorilla enclosure? Remember how the gorillas eyed you up hungrily and started stroking their hardening schlongs? Remember how the silverback alpha-male grabbed you roughly and tore down your zubaz before plunging his mighty saber into your too-tight ass? Remember how you felt your colon tear horribly as the gorilla went in deeper? Remember how he mercilessly pounded your destroyed ass whilst tossing you around like a scrawny rag-doll? Remember how you noticed that all the other gorillas, as well as the chimps in the adjoining cage and Zack, Slater and Belding, were all stood around masturbating furiously at the spectacle? Remember how the hot stench of primal lust in the air reminded you of the time you were gang-raped in the boy's changing room by Ox, Slater and Marvin Nedick? Remember how the alpha-male roared mightily before gunning an astonishing amount of semen into your corrupted digestive tract? Remember how this was a sign for all of the others to climax, and a call of the wild went up as everyone ejaculated simultaneously? Remember how thick ropes of hot animal sperm arced through the air, drenching you thoroughly? Remember how the alpha-male withdrew, took a shit in his hand and mashed it into your jew-fro? Remember how the zookeeper later told you that, in gorilla society, this meant that the two of you were now married? Remember how you were forced to live with your new husband for 6 months until he finally suffered a heart attack one night while reaming your ass for the umpteenth time? You sure are one unlucky sonofabitch!

Dustins_Rim_Goblin
Posted: Apr 24 2006, 08:41 PM
Dustin, do you remember when the studio decided to get rid of the Kevin the robot prop and how you thought that Kevin was real? Remember how much you cried like little girl and your older castmates laughed at you so much that you ran into Milo's broom closet and cried for hours on end. Remember when you found some voodoo stuff of Milo's and you did voodoo to make Kevin come back to life. Remember how several day's later Kevin found you and you took him to your house. Remember how Kevin would knock you out and take advantage of you. Remember one time you woke up and found your chest cavity ripped open and Kevin was taking a dump in your chest? Remember how he saw you came to, so he took a baseball bat and knock you out? Remember how Kevin made you undress in front of him and stuck his cock in you and shot thick ropey loads in your rectum. Remember how you never questioned why a robot could take a dump or shoot thick ropey loads on you, or even why Kevin's penis looked like a real human cock? Remember how one time Kevin ass raped you, robbed your house, called you the stupidist faggot in the world and you never saw or heard from him again? Well I've got some news for you. What you didn't know is that when the studio threw out the Kevin suit, I was digging in the garbage cans. I found it and dressed in it with the full intention of engaging in gay sex with you and than humiliating you. I really got you that time you stupid fag. I mean come on dipshit, it was a fake robot, yet it was able to shit on you and it had a flesh penis. Are you that fucking retarded? The best part was when I took that shit in your chest and beat you with the bat. Remember how you kept crying for your mommy until I finally knocked you out cold. Remember how you woke up in a pool of blood and feces. Remember how I sat there with a grin on my fake robot face? Rmember when I said you had crabs and needed to shave your pubes. Remember how afer you shaved, I threw carburator fluid all over your penis and it burned. Remember how you curled into the fetal postition and cried. If Kevin the robot showed up at your doorstep, would you let him in? Damn I bet I can get you good again. Silly fag.

Deucer
Posted: Nov 7 2005, 08:18 PM
Screech, remember when Bayside High held a talent contest, and you entered with your stand-up routine? Remember how psyched you were about going on, because you thought you were God's gift to stand-up comedy? Remember how you took the stage and tore into your routine with gusto? Remember how your routine consisted primarily of toilet humor, blue language and insinuations that Zack and Slater were lovers? Remember how you also 'zinged' Mr. Belding, at one point calling him a "big bald cocksucker"?

Remember how you thought your routine was hot shit and was going down really well, even though two thirds of the audience left because they were offended either by your adult language or by the fact that your routine was utter shit? Remember how at one point you looked into the audience and saw Zack, Slater and Belding glaring at you in a deeply malicious manner? Remember how you just figured they were jealous of your talent, and went into a particularly lascivious routine about the three of them gang-banging in the locker room? Remember how, even though you left the stage to a shower of "BOO"s and various hurled objects, you were so deluded that you thought you'd gone down really well?

Remember when you came to school the next day, and people kept caling you names, but you just figured they were quoting from your act? Remember how you got your first indication that the act might not have gone down too well when you were standing in the lunch queue and Ox walked up and said "hey cock-taster, your act was fucking shit", and kicked you hard in the balls?

Remember how you got your second indication when, at the end of the day, Belding, Slater and Zack grabbed you in the parking lot, bundled you into Belding's car, and drove you out to an abandoned warehouse on the wrong side of town? Remember how they marched you inside and threw you on the ground? Remember how they started whaling on you? Remember how Zack said "we'll show you just how gay we are, faggot!!" and tore down your zubaz? Remember how he forced his un-lubed cock up your ass, while Slater stuck his smelly erection in your mouth? Remember how Belding stood there stroking his schlong to the sight of you being spit-roasted? Remember how Zack and Slater filled both ends of your alimentary canal with hot semen?

Remember how they withdrew and you fell to the ground, thinking the ordeal was over? Remember how your relief turned to horror when Belding pulled you up by the afro, stuck his erection in your face and said "STEP UP TO THE MIC, FUNNY-MAN!!!"? Remember how he tried to force his cock into your mouth, but you kept your mouth shut? Remember how Belding remedied this situation by kicking you in the mouth and knocking all your teeth out? Remember how he started throat-fucking you? Remember how you felt you were gonna throw up, but couldn't because Belding's wang was supressing your gag reflex? Remember how you moaned "VOINKFFF!!!" Remember how Belding bellowed like a hippopottamus and fired his seed down your throat? Remember how he threw you to the ground like a discarded toy, and you lay there, vomiting up a combination of bile, blood, semen and teeth? Remember how. to top it all off, Slater dropped trow and gave you a nice Taco Bell shower?

Remember how you heard them walking out and thought that at least now the ordeal was over? Remember how your relief again turned to horror when they came back in brandishing a boombox and a length of rope? Remember how Zack and Slater picked you up and tied you to a chair? Remember how Belding hit play on the boombox, which started playing "Stuck in the Middle" by Steeler's Wheel? Remember how Belding started to dance around you, like in the scene from Reservoir Dogs? Remember how instead of dousing you with petrol, the three of them gave you a golden shower? Remember how Belding suddenly produced a knife and sliced off your gonzo nose?

Remember how they kicked you over and walked out, leaving you for dead? Remember how you passed out? Remember how you came to a while later, awoken by the sound of people entering the building? Remember how you thought you were to be rescued? Remember how your relief once again turned to horror when you discovered that the intruders were a gang of sex-crazed hobos looking for spare ass? Remember how they ravaged your battered form in an orgy culminating in all of them bukkake-ing you? Remember how they drenched you with their STD-ridden semen?

Remember how you said "ZOINKS!"?

I guess now you'll think twice before insulting your fellow cast members in your stand-up routine! Or maybe you won't...

RememberWhen
Posted: Jul 18 2005, 04:50 PM
Hey Screech,

Remember that Twilight Zone episode of Saved By The Bell?

Remember how, in the episode, you built your very own time machine out of old cardboard boxes from your time in the hobo episode? Remember how you christened it "Zubaz 1"? Remember how everybody laughed at your invention citing how it had no electricity or buttons?

Remember how you dived into your time machine saying "I'll show you!" and you "disappeared" to god knows who knows "when"?

Remember how you really wanted to get back to the swinging sixties when Belding was a up-and-coming (literally and metaphorically) sports star? Remember how you wanted to feel his big jock schlong before he lost all his hair and became the "Hey, hey, hey, what's going on here" jerk he was back then?

Remember how you "arrived" in Dallas, Texas and you thought you'd have a peek behind the Grassy Knoll -- remember how you saw Belding there with a rifle? Remember how he pointed it to you and it suddenly went off?

...

Remember how you suddenly awoke and realised it was all a dream, within a dream? Remember how your face felt sticky as if someone had dumped glue all over your face?

Remember how when you refocused your eyes you saw Belding's closed eyes of satisfaction as he dumped his final drops of schlong milk all over your face?

Remember how you couldn't explain how there was a black-and-white picture of Belding in full cop uniform smiling with a rifle in the background with a big cheesy grin whilst he stood next to Elvis and Sam from the TV show Quantum Leap?

You sure were on a lot of drugs back then...

26th February 2005 - 05:24:09 PM
12519 : Rocco
I just watched a christmas episode of sbtb where the gang runs into a homeless family at the mall. Screech and Zack run into the vagrant in the malls bathroom where screech is trying to dry his wet pants. Wet, because Zack had pissed on him a few minutes earlier. The bum was scrubbing his armpits in the sink and had an obvious erection as soon as he saw Screech! To brighten up the mood Zack told the bum he was going to give him an early christmas present and ran out of the bathroom locking the door behind him. The bum quickly dropped trow and jumped on Screech beating him unmercifully! He first used Screech's fro like a sponge to clean his ass with then he began pounding his ass finishing off with a nice donkey punch redering screech unconsious. To top off the Xmax spirit he crapped on his head then unlocked the door and went on his way. The rest of the gang entered the bathroom and laughed and sang Xmax songs while screech lay on floor moaning and bleeding with a big smelly shit dripping off him!

15th November 2004 - 01:07:58 AM
11049 : Ox
Screech, remember that episode where you were playing your robot, Kevin, at chess? Remember when you beat him a couple of times and Kevin got really pissed at you? Remember when you kept celebrating and made your robot leave because you told him you wanted to take a nap afterward? Remember when instead of taking a nap, you pulled out your Bayside yearbook and started masturbating while looking at pictures of Zack, Slater, and Mr. Belding? Remember when Kevin walked back into your room and caught you playing with yourself? Remember when Kevin became enraged and lunged at your neck with his metal claws? Remember when he pulled down his robot pants and cut off yours? Remember when he inserted his robotic metal penis into your buttholes? Remember he grabbed your abdomen roughly with his metal claws and started bouncing you up and down on his metal woodrow? Remember when you cried out in pain and he told to to "shut the fuck up, faggot!" Remember when he pulled out and said he was about to blow his oily load? Remember when he told you to open his mouth and then blew his oily robotic load on your tongue? Remember when you were relieved that Kevin was finally done with you? Remember when you quickly learned that he was not done with you when he started smacking you in the face with his metal claws and told you that because he was a robot, he could do you until his battery supplies ran out? Remember how disparaged you felt when he said that and you quickly realized that maybe you shouldn't have installed a metal penis on Kevin? Your robot really got you good that time!

Thursday, December 07, 2006

Coach Sonski!

Remember Coach Sonski? He was the wrestling coach and taught Shop Class at Bayside. I seem to recall that he was also a rapid homosexual and used to frequently hook up with Ox to spit-roast Screech!

Here is Coach Sonski talking to the wrestling team:

The asian kid in this picture really wants a piece of Slater. Look at him stare at Slater's chest:

Here's Coach Sonski in Shop Class:

Coach Rizzo!

Remember Coach Rizzo? He was one of Bayside's athletic coaches and an occasional substitute teacher. He was the substitue teacher in the episode where Slater's pet lizard "Artie" died. As I recall, he dropped trow and teabagged Screech in front of an English class while all of the students cheered him on.

Wednesday, November 29, 2006

I want to give Diamond a "Cincinnati juicebox"

I learned a new gay sex move when I visited the dumpster circuit recently! It's called "Cincinnati juicebox." It involves a dude pissing in another dude's ass and then making the guy with the ass full of piss suck it out with a straw! I'd like to give Dustin Diamond one of those, but I'd also like to shit in his asshole, and also barf and jizz in it! Diamond, let's hook up!

Wednesday, November 15, 2006

Dustin Diamond's Sex Tape

A few weeks ago, I read an article that indicated that "David Hans Schmidt, the agent who’s now selling the rights to the tape, tells TMZ that the two women are from the heart of the Midwest and in their early 20’s. One is blond, the other a rather striking brunette."

This is the pervert who is selling rights to the Diamond tape:

Apparently Diamond's sex tape is now ready for sale. However, neither of the women on the cover are "rather striking;" instead, they are both obese hogs as you can clearly see in this picture below:

Tuesday, November 14, 2006

Sunday, November 12, 2006

Post from "Dustin's Diary"

Someone posted several hot homoerotic posts on dustindiamond.com and at the Dustin Diamond Love Forum under the login name "Ritual Abuse" that are supposedly from Dustin Diamond's diary. I enjoy reading these while participating in a "circle jerk" with a few other dudes:

Posted: Dec 1 2005, 02:23 PM

I was driving around downtown today and I spotted the weakest most desperate looking homeless teenaged boy I'd ever seen. I pulled up next to him and he recognized me as Screech from SBTB. I told him he had a great face for show business and that if he came with me he could sleep in my "mansion" tonight while I arranged for him to meet with my agent tommorow. He looked excited and hopped into my 1994 Mercury Tracer. I drove out to an abandoned shack along the highway, pulled over and said "this is it you little faggot, this is my mansion" and grabbed him by the neck. He was so malnourished and weak that I easily overpowered him, it was amazing because it was the firse time I'd ever felt stronger than anyone. I tore his clothes off and dragged him into the shack. I immediately started pumping his ass as hard as I could while thinking about getting back at Slater for all the times he'd raped me. I imagined the boy was Slater and broke his neck. I soon blew my load and fell asleep with my dick lodged in his corpses' ass the whole night. When I woke up I realized I had a body to get rid of.

20th May 2005 - 05:48:06 PM
13639 : Dustin\'s Diary
May 13, '05
I can't help it. I loving fucking bums. A man will do anyhting when he has hit rock bottom. I just love the desperation in their eyes. Today it was a guy named Bruce under the 52nd street bridge. I asked if he wanted to make five bucks the hard way, and of course he said yes. I let down my Zubaz right there, and motioned to a pile of dirty syrenges on the ground. "Grab a few of those bad boys," I said. He did, and asked what they were for. "Go ahead. Jab one in my sack." He did it, just like a good little homeless bitch. "Deeper." He jammed needle after needle deep into my testes until my scrotum resembled a wrinkled hairy pin cushion. "Swallow my rod. And use your teeth, faggot." "Please don't call me that," he plead, but I grabbed his hair and rammed my Kosher meat down his throat, causing him to gag. "Chew it, bitch!" He started gnawing on my shaft like a rabid dog on a fresh bone until it looked like a bloody meat shank. His scruffy beard tickled my taint while stale chunks of food fell out of

20th May 2005 - 05:55:37 PM
13640 : Dustin\'s Diary
(cont.) it. "That's right, you faggot bum!" He began to weep. "I had a family before they moved my job to India!" I laid on the ground so I could feel his warm tears trickle down the crack of my ass. It was so hot watching him sob with my bloody dick in his near-toothless mouth. "Screech is your boss now, faggot!" A bead of glistening pre-cum formed on the head of my raw, tattered member. I was going to blow. Big time. I ripped the needles out of my sack and forced both balls into his mouth and started to joyously fart in his beard. There it was! Ropes of warm goo directly into his teary eye. I watched him cry rivers of shame and remorse for a bit longer, then I crushed his skull with a nearby brick. Oh, he was good, but not five dollars good.

-Dustin

21st May 2005 - 06:06:40 PM
13675 : Dustin\'s Diary
May 15, '05
There aren't enough homeless men in L.A. to satisfy my carnal urges. Today it was a man named Joffrey in a construction site port-o-shitter. There I was, minding my own business, smearing myself with the fecal remnants of smelly immigrants, when in walks Joffrey, scruffy beard and thin build, looking for a place to shoot up. "If you REALLY want a shot of the good stuff, look no further, baby," I told him as the Mexi-poo hardened to a crust on my naked Jewish body. He asked, "How much you pay?" "Depends on the performance, cowboy." He abruptly began chewing the rancid sewage off my chest. Impressive, I thought. He really must need a fix. "Do you wipe yourself properly?" I asked him. "Almost never," he replied. This sent jolts of blood to my cock, inflating my throbbing Jewdon. I dropped his filthy jeans to reveal the most skank encrusted asscrack I have ever beheld. I was cemented shut with moldy shit and the leavings of other gentlemen. My mouth was watering...

21st May 2005 - 06:15:29 PM
13677 : Dustin\'s Diary
(cont.) I chewed into his meaty fart shoot like an Ethiopian on a Philly cheesesteak. Chunks of butt crust were flying, and the sound was similar to crumpling newspaper. I was going to blow a wad just indulging in this man's anus casserole. All of the sudden, we heard one of the migrant workers approaching the stall. "Aye, essay. All those fajitas and Tecate, mang. I got to take el poopy!" Frantic, Joffrey and I crawled down inside the toilet just as the Mexi-person opened the door. He sat himself down and began to unleash the most violent, sloppy Mexi-fart imaginable. I was getting off in a big way. I opened my mouth as wide as I could. "Become the toilet," I thought, as digested beef and cheese poured out of his ass down my waiting throat. This was the single most erotic thing I've ever experienced. I'm losing loads just thinking about it.

25th May 2005 - 04:55:32 PM
13765 : Dustin\'s Grandpa\'s Diary
FEB. 24, 1991
I'm so proud of my grandson. He finally stopped wetting the bed and he's starring on a famous TV show on the television! I went to a cast party today to meet some of his friends from the new fangled Saved From the Bell. Mark-Paul seemed like an especially nice boy. He noticed that I was wearing Old Shitter brand adult diapers, and when I asked him how he knew he said he changed his dad's diapers all the time. We talked for about an hour concerning the erotic shame of anal leakage. Such a nice boy. All of the sudden a Mexican boy walks in. He just looked like he was going to steal something or stink up the place with his Mexican beer farts. I had to take action, so I ripped off my pair of Old Shitters and used them to strangle the boy. Well, seeing Mexicans get strangled with shitty diapers ende up being a big turn-on for Mark-Paul. When he started suckling my old-man nipples and tickling my wrinkly taint, I knew I was in for the sloppy gay spunkfest of a lifetime. He didn't let me down.

22nd May 2005 - 07:41:34 AM
13683 : Dustin\'s Diary
November 27th, 1991

I don't know how much more of this I can take. Much as I love working on the show, and everything it brings (the fame, the glory, the drugs, the hot studs that will drop trow at the merest suggestion that I could get them an interview at NBC), I'm just not sure I can take many more of the on-set practical jokes from Mark-Paul and Mario. Although, sometimes it can be quite agreeable...those guys can get pretty damn freaky.

Take today for example. I'd just finished a scene when Mario came up to me and asked me if I wanted to go shoot up with him in his dressing room, so I said sure. Mario's always good for a fix. So when we got to his dressing room, he pushed me inside and locked the door. It was completely dark inside, and I said 'Hey, I thought we were gonna shoot up...?' and then I heard Mark-Paul say 'we're gonna shoot you up alright, bitch!!!' and then I felt someone wrench down my zubaz. Next thing I knew, I was being pinned to the floor by Dennis (I knew it was him as I could recognise his breathing on the back of my neck) while he raped me up the cornshoot! While he was grinding away, someone (I assume Mark-Paul) gave me a golden shower, turning my jew-fro into a soggy mop; then I heard someone standing over me groaning and straining, and a big smelly turd plopped right on my head! The perpetrator then rubbed the turd into my hair. It was then that Dennis said 'time to shoot you up, BITCH!!!!' and he blew his load deep inside my ass. I heard the door being unlocked and they walked out saying 'see you on set, shithead', and it was then that I remembered I had another scene to do! I ran out on to the set, covered in shit and piss - the director didn't seem to notice and shot the scene anyway! I'll bet that one makes the 'blooper' reel - I just hope no-one decides to drop a 'blooper' on my head again just before a scene! Zoiks!

Sunday, October 29, 2006

Real Posts From Dustin Diamond at Dustindiamond.com?

Since its inception, there have been many posts to the guestbook at dustindiamond.com that have been made under the name Dustin Diamond. I cannot verify that any of these were, in fact, written by Diamond, but it would not surprise me if some, if not all, of these are from Diamond:

06th March 2005 - 12:26:40 PM
12637 : Dustin\'s official response
SUCK MY HAIRY JEW-BALLS, YOU CUM-SPELUNKERS

29th November 2004 - 02:09:12 PM
11395 : The Real, REAL Dustin Diamond
GOLDBERG YOU MOTHERFUCKER, YOUR DAYS AND THOSE OF YOUR FILTHY ANAL AMIGOS ARE NUMBERED. NOT ONLY IS MY PHALANX OF LAWYERS WORKING ON RECLAIMING DUSTINDIAMOND.COM FOR THE FORCES OF JUSTICE, BUT THEY ARE ALSO MAKING CONSIDERABLE PROGRESS TOWARDS SUING EVERY SINGLE GAY AND LESBIAN IN THE COUNTRY FOR DEFAMATION OF CHARACTER. PLUS, MY NEW SITE TRUSTTHEDUST.COM WILL SOON BE AND IS GOING TO BLOW THIS MOTHERFUCKING PIECE OF SHIT OUT OF THE WATER. THEN WE'LL SEE WHO'S LAUGHING, CHUCKLEFUCK.

19th November 2004 - 07:43:23 PM
11175 : The Real, REAL Dustin Diamond
GOLDBERG YOU FUCKING FAGGOT, YOU AND YOUR QUEER COMRADES HAVE CROSSED THE LINE ONCE TOO OFTEN, AND NOW YOU'RE GONNA PAY. NOT ONLY AM I GOING TO RECLAIM THIS WEBSITE FOR THE FORCES OF JUSTICE AND TURN IT INTO A HAVEN OF SELF-WORSHIP, BUT ALSO MY LAWYERS ARE STARTING PROCEEDINGS TO SUE EVERY SINGLE GAY MAN IN THE COUNTRY FOR DEFAMATION OF CHARACTER. THEN WE'LL SEE WHO'S FUCKING LAUGHING.

IT'S MOTHERFUCKING ZERO HOUR, BITCH. KEEP LOOKING OVER YOUR SHOULDER.

09th May 2004 - 08:12:39 PM
7416 : Dustin Diamond
Hi Kurt

How about I take a dump in YOUR mouth, asshole. Expect a letter from my lawyer, soon.

Dustin

30th April 2004 - 09:52:21 AM
7281 : Dustin Diamond
You guys think you are funny huh? Talking about me jugging cum and getting cleveland steamers.

Im not gay!!!!!! I fucked Dennis Haskins many times but that was on the down low, I also jerked off once while watching Mario Lopez getting his mullet permed but that really isnt gay either.

31st December 2003 - 08:30:07 PM
6059 : D. Diamond
Hey true fans. this is actually me the REAL Dustin diamond. I am fed up with this FRAUD of a website. who ever lives in new york go here and end this pain in my butt

domain: dustindiamond.com
status: production
owner: Max Goldberg
email: max@tnug.com
address: 847A Second Avenue 302
city: New York
state: New York
postal-code: 10017
country: US
admin-c: max@tnug.com#0
tech-c: max@tnug.com#0
billing-c: max@tnug.com#0
nserver: auth1.ns.sargasso.net
nserver: auth2.ns.sargasso.net
nserver: auth3.ns.sargasso.net
registrar: JORE-1
created: 2001-07-06 00:11:12 UTC JORE-1
modified: 2003-09-15 12:08:47 UTC JORE-1
expires: 2006-07-05 18:10:50 UTC
source: joker.com

31st December 2003 - 12:05:01 AM
6044 : Same as the last post
And really,by the way - this is the first ever site I've been to where a new post pops up every MINUTE. I mean can you say "no lifes"? Although I'm doing the same thing this moment,in fact probably within a minute I wanted to express my perspective on the stupidity of the posts instead of giving my two cents on my two best friends! You must be kidding me if you didn't know what that meant,coming from naysayers like you. What a disgrace. Let this be my Last Message Ever here at this board.

30th December 2003 - 11:57:43 PM
6043 : Mr.Diamond himself
HA. joke's on all of you. Only ONE WORD can sum up what I think of this so-called "official" site. May I present you the word - FRAUD. FRAUD. FRAUD. FRAUD!! If you wanna impersonate someone,do it with more class. The "post" button here almost had me falling off my chair. It's "Post" or if you're going for exclaimation marks,it's "post!!!!" not "psot!!!1"

27th August 2003 - 03:17:50 PM
4691 : Dustin Diamond
Why don't you people ASK me if I'm gay instead of asking strangers who don't know me? I love my fans, but damn.... SOme of you people are so stupid that you give humans a bad name. If we could just weed you morons out and remove your reproductive organs, the average IQ level of the world (along with avg income since most stupid people are trailer trash type) would increase significantly. So do us all a favor... Look up into the sky with your mouth open on a rainy day and drown yourselves you moronic turkeys.

18th August 2003 - 10:35:55 AM
4341 : Dustin Diamond
Hey people i'm really pissed off today, you guys are telling me i'm gay well i got something to say to you, your the gay ones so look who's talkin now, sorry for you true fans out there!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

13th August 2003 - 10:24:22 AM
4231 : Dustin's corrected statement
I am ashamed to post on this hole of a site, but i feel it is my duty.
As you all know, it is illegal to inhabit a domain name of a celebrity for reasons of profit, by abusing that persons good name- ie 'cybersquatting'. Lamers on here who are jealous of me will be sad to hear that this site is being shut down. There is also a possibility of legal action against the owner if our demands are not met.
Real fans of me should not waste their time here, go to
http://www.dustindiamond.net
This is a genuine site where you can find info on me.
All the lowlifes without the balls to post under their real names, if you were one tenth as succesful as me you might be in a position to critize, but you are not. I realize this site was set up to hurt my feelings, but it has failed. I laughed at how pathetic it is. I have been on television, and have regular sex with beautiful girls whom i do not pay. You are all nerds who need to get a life, or you will never be devirginized and will die of AIDS. Think i'm joking?

12th August 2003 - 04:46:59 PM
4196 : Dustin Diamond
sorry to real fans. anyone who posted non-lame posts, like john below, you were not included in the nerd statement.
But please do not waste your time here, this site is fake.

12th August 2003 - 04:45:10 PM
4195 : Dustin Diamond
hello everyone. I am ashamed to post on this whore hole of a site, but i feel it is my duty. As you all know, it is illegal to inhabit a domain name of a celebrity for reasons of profit, by abusing that persons good name- ie 'cybersquatting'. Lamers on here who are jealous of me will be sad to hear that this site is being shut down. There is also a possibility of legal action against the owner if our demands are not met.

Real fans of me should not waste their time here, go to
http://www.dustindiamond.net
This is a genuine site where you can find info on me.
'Chachi', 'Ham Span' and all the other lowlifes without the ballards to post under their real names, if you were one tenth as succesful as me you might be in a position to critise, but you are not. I realise this site was set up to hurt my feelings, but it has failed. I laughed at how pathetic it is. I have been on television, and have regular sex with beautiful girls whom i do not pay. You are all nerds who need to get a life, or you will die virgin

15th March 2003 - 08:37:11 AM
1902 : Dustin
I think i'm gonna call my lawyer about this, this website WILL close!

12th April 2002 - 01:55:23 PM
924 : Dustin Diamond
What's up people, Screech here again. Please don't fill up my message board with stupid messages. If you're not going to say anything useful or nice, then don't write ANYTHING AT ALL. This includes you people who put messages with just your name. If you think you're a tough guy and want to insult me, then at least be brave enough to put your email address on here so I can respond. Mine is screech@dustindiamond.com if you want to say anything to me. And for the people making comments about my nose, I really dont care. I was born like this and I don't mind if my nose is a little large and crooked. Adios amigos.

Sunday, October 01, 2006

Hot Pictures of Screech and Mr. Belding

Check out these hot homo-erotic pictures of Screech and Mr. Belding from Saved By The Bell: The New Class:

In the first picture the two love-birds are sharing a compassionate hug:

In this picture Screech's lover, Mr. Belding, is still in bed while Screech is talking to him. Perhaps they are scheduling a love-making session for later in the afternoon?

In this picture Screech and Belding are dressed up as birds (probably as part of a bizarre homosexual role-playing game):

Thursday, September 28, 2006

Alleged Dustin Diamond Sex Tape!

Dustin Diamond has officially hit rock bottom! He claims to have a videotape of himself having sex with two women. He also claims that a "dirty sanchez" was involved. (I would give odds that he was on the receiving end of the dirty sanchez!)

Something tells me that one of the "women" in this tape is Mr. Belding and the other one is Mr. Tuttle! Here's a clip that is allegedly from the tape.

Tuesday, September 26, 2006

The Movietickets.com Guy

I have seen Movietickets.com commercials several times over the past couple years while I was out at the theatres. My favorite commercial is the one with the guy with the enormous poofy jew-fro! I think it would be really cool of Diamond and the Movietickets.com guy had a swordfight to determine who is the master of the jew-fros!

Friday, August 11, 2006

Hot Homo-erotic Posts From Dustindiamond.com

I have discovered some incredibly hot homoerotic posts on Dustin Diamond's website, dustindiamond.com. These each made me lose several loads:

14th November 2004 - 01:01:08 PM
11029 : Letters From An Asshole
Yesterday, I received this heart-breaking letter in the mail:

Nov. 14, 2004, It has now been ten days since I was violently shoved up the ass of former child actor Dustin Diamond. He has a surprisingly strong anus, which has imprisoned me. I'm beginning to run out of food, and the batteries in my flashlight are low. I'm very scared and lonely. Luckily, there is a mailbox inside his ass. If anybody is reading this, please help. I have tried to escape while Dustin was having a bowel movement, but my shoe got caught on a sphincter ring. I also tried to escape while someone named JP sucked Dustin's ass. He didn't suck hard enough. Every thirty minutes, I'm am sprayed with somebody's jism. This frightens me the most, as many diseases are easily transmitted through spunk, and poo, and of course blood. I have built a makeshift tent out of used condoms I found in the small intestine. I've gotten used to the horrible stench, but I'm scared that the large sewer rats will attack me.
-A Small Retarded Boy

17th March 2005 - 11:59:35 PM
12776 : John McJohnson
If anybody receives this message, please send help.

Like others before me, I too have somehow become trapped within Dustin Diamond's enlarged, stretched colon cavity. I don't know if I have shrunk or what, but it is literally like being in a large, moist cave. So far it has been nearly two weeks since I last saw real daylight. I know I am not alone in here because I often hear voices echoing farther down in his colon cavity, but I am unable to see anything due to the darkness. At one point I even struggled with a large hairy 'something' over a small kernel of undigested corn that I had found. Unfortunately I lost the struggle, but I did manage to get away from it when it attempted to sexually assault me, but I am now pantless as a result.

So far, I have attempted to escape Dustin's colon several times by trying to catch a ride on one of the many shit logs that pass through here occasionally. At one point I nearly succeeded in escaping when a very wet and mucousy fart, followed by a tsunami of diarrhea, carried me towards a long tunnel of light leading to the outside world. Unfortunately, before I managed to exit the tunnel, a large black fleshy penis ended up shoving me BACK UP into the darkness of Dustin's colon again, immediately followed by a thick spray of hot salty semen which hit me so hard that it blew my shirt apart and knocked me unconscious. When I finally regained consciousness, I was completely naked and covered in several layers of moist shit, sticky mucous, and rancid semen, all of which I was forced to lick off myself out of pure desperation for food and nourishment. I have since grown addicted to semen as a result, of which there is large quantities of, thanks to the several ejaculating penises which pop in and out of here every couple hours.

If anybody out there receives this message, please send help as soon as possible. I can only live off of shit nuggets and semen deposits for so long and have grown frail and weak as a result. Please help.

Sincerely,
John McJohnson