I want to give Diamond a "Cincinnati juicebox"

I learned a new gay sex move when I visited the dumpster circuit recently! It's called "Cincinnati juicebox." It involves a dude pissing in another dude's ass and then making the guy with the ass full of piss suck it out with a straw! I'd like to give Dustin Diamond one of those, but I'd also like to shit in his asshole, and also barf and jizz in it! Diamond, let's hook up!