A couple months ago I discovered a Wikipedia parody website called "Uncyclopedia." This website is supposed to be a funny version of Wikipedia where humorous satarical stories are posted about various subjects.
Unfortunately, there is a faggot editor over there with the user name "BobBobBob." This asshole deleted the "Dustin Diamond" entry several weeks ago for no apparent reason. Feel free to spam or edit this shithead's Uncyclopedia homepage.
Sunday, January 29, 2006
Friday, January 27, 2006
Hot Picture Of An Essential Saved By The Bell Equation
Fellow queers, Maxwell Nerdstrom drew the following queer Saved By The Bell equation. This was posted over at the Dustin Diamond Love forum website. The picture is both homo-erotic and hilarious! This equation illustrates what happens to Screech when Slater eats some Taco Bell!!!
Tuesday, January 24, 2006
Hot "Remember When" story and accompanying Drawing From The Dustin Diamond Love Forum Website
Hey queers, Maxwell Nerdstrom posted the following queer fanatasy about Screech and the Saved By The Bell gang at the Dustin Diamond Love forum website. Dner drew the accompanying picture. Thanks guys!
Screech, remember the time you saw the movie "Short Circuit"? Remember how cool you thought Number 5 was, and how you wished your robot Kevin was as cool as him? Remember how you used to have wet dreams about Kevin getting struck by lightning and magically becoming a cyborg with homosexual tendencies and fully-functional genitalia? Remember how you started to have feelings for Kevin?
Remember that one time you took Kevin for a walk in the park? Remember how people laughed and called you a shithead for taking a robot for a walk, but you didn't care because you loved Kevin and you wanted the whole world to know it?
Remember how you sat down on a bench and said "Oh Kevin, you're my only friend in the whole world...if only you could understand"? Remember how, suddenly, Kevin turned to you and said "BZZZT...KEVIN...LOVES...SCREECH"? Remember how you looked at him in amazement as he went on to say "NUMBER...5...IS...ALIVE"? Remember how you thought that the artificial intelligence routines you had programmed Kevin with must have evolved somehow? Remember how you were so happy that you threw your arms around his metallic frame and said "Oh Kevin! You've come to life! Screech loves you too", and you gave him a kiss? Remember how Kevin said "OOOH, RIGHT ON THE SENSOR", and you laughed and hugged him harder? Remember how you imagined yourself winning the Nobel prize for your pioneering work in AI?
Remember how your joy turned to confusion as you started to feel something hard poking against you? Remember how you looked down and saw a 12" iron rod with a bulbous end sticking out of Kevin's crotch? Remember how confused you were because you hadn't built Kevin with genitalia? Remember how Kevin said "BZZZT...KEVIN...NEEDS...ASS" and he grasped you with his powerful metallic claws, rendering you motionless? Remember how you cried "ZOINKS!!! No, Kevin!! Stop!!! Abort program sequence!!" as Kevin turned you around and tore down your zubaz? Remember how you squealed as Kevin thrust his cold iron cock up your poop-pipe? Remember how he thrust back and forth several times until he said "ZOINKS...I'M...GONNA...CUMMMMMM"? Remember how you felt him ejaculate oil in your ass? Remember how liters of oil spewed out of him, filling your digestive tract and distending your belly? Remember how, as the orgasm subsided, he started to quake violently with sparks coming from him? Remember how he exploded, and you were thrown to the ground?
Remember how you looked up to see Zack emerging from a nearby bush, laughing and holding a remote control unit? Remember how he told you how he had been controlling Kevin all along? Remember how he said he paid some of your fellow science nerds to build a monster penis onto Kevin? Remember how he said he'd caught the whole thing on camera, and that he was gonna get rich selling copies of the tape to your schoolmates? Remember how he walked off laughing?
Zack sure taught you a lesson about messing with technology that day!
Sunday, January 22, 2006
Kurt Loder & Dustin Diamond?
A while ago I saw that the article about Dustin Diamond at Wikipedia indicated that he had a relationship with Kurt Loder in the mid-90s. That allegation has since been removed from Wikipedia, but I do wonder if there is any truth to it. If anyone knows anything about an intimate relationship between Kurt Loder and Dustin Diamond, please post such information as a comment to this post!
Here's a hot pic of Kurt Loder:
Here's a hot pic of Kurt Loder:
Gay Photoshopped Picture of Diamond
Check out this queered-up picture of Diamond that someone posted in an old Dustin Diamond Yahoo! group last year. I personally have lost a few loads while looking at this picture:
Diamond's nutsack
Check of this picture of Diamond's nutsack that "Jumpin' Jewsack" posted at the Dustin Diamond Forum:
Sunday, January 15, 2006
Old posts from DustinDiamond.com (part 9)
| 08th January 2004 - 03:17:07 AM |
| 6123 : Kurt Steinberg |
| I want to play a little fantasy game - it's called "Diamond Dump." I'll eat some Taco Bell and then I'll get naked and situate my ass about 3 inches from your face. Next, I'll pretend that your lips are a toilet seat and take a dump!!! - Kurt Steinberg |
| 07th January 2004 - 02:02:07 AM |
| 6113 : Kurt Steinberg |
| John Parker (message 6112), why are you posting a message about mortgage refinancing in a Dustin Diamond guestbook? This guestbook is only to be used by homosexuals to post queer fantasies about Diamond and other Saved By The Bell characters!!!! - Kurt Steinberg |
| 06th January 2004 - 02:52:54 AM |
| 6107 : Kurt Steinberg |
| Diamond, you should purchase one of Randy Constan's mousepads: http://www.pixyland.org/peterpan/pixyPromos.html Are you going to blow your wad on the mousepad? - Kurt Steinberg |
| 05th January 2004 - 11:51:52 AM |
| 6104 : Kurt Steinberg |
| Crusher, the pixie website is real. I previously posted a link to an article about the guy who is in all of the pictures - he claims he is straight, but his insistence on dressing like a fairy broke up his marriage a few years ago. Now he goes to lesbian bars to meet women. |
| 05th January 2004 - 02:13:54 AM |
| 6098 : Kurt Steinberg |
| Here's your #1 fan: http://unclestupid.com/modules/coppermine/albums/userpics/10007/normal_darth-mullett.jpg |
| 04th January 2004 - 03:57:03 PM |
| 6095 : Kurt Steinberg |
| Diamond, are you jealous of this bullfighter? http://unclestupid.com/modules.php?name=coppermine&file=displayimage&album=3&pos=160 |
| 04th January 2004 - 03:51:53 AM |
| 6092 : Kurt Steinberg |
| Diamond, did you ever dress like this for school??? http://www.pixyland.org/peterpan/photo_closeups_sb1.htm |
| 04th January 2004 - 03:41:52 AM |
| 6091 : Kurt Steinberg |
| Diamond, what has happened to this website? It has become extemely bland and lame. Please queer it up! You need to start deleting all posts which lack homo-erotic overtones! Please show some respect for your queer fan base! - Kurt Steinberg P.S. When are the 3rd and 4th seasons of Saved By The Bell coming out on DVD? |
| 02nd January 2004 - 03:03:47 AM |
| 6076 : Kurt Steinberg |
| Diamond, I saw your buddy Slater at one of the televised New Years' parties on Wednesday evening. When I saw him on a big screen TV at a bar, I got really hard. Within about 5 minutes, I was in the alley behind the bar doing some other dude (whose name I don't even know!) next to the dumpster! When are you going to appear on some nationally televised celebration specials? Your queer fans would love that!!! - Kurt Steinberg |
| 30th December 2003 - 11:19:37 PM |
| 6039 : Kurt Steinberg |
| Diamond, have you ever been on a queer cruise? It's a great way to get some hot, manly lovin'!!! Let's book a cruise here: http://atlantisevents.com/orbitz.asp Maybe we can go to Mexico: http://atlantisevents.com/html/vac/CM04.asp - Kurt Steinberg |
| 29th December 2003 - 12:26:56 AM |
| 6012 : Kurt Steinberg |
| Check out the pictures of the "running fairies" on this website: http://www.pixyland.org/peterpan/pixyFriendsPage.html I think it's possible that the pixy website is actually even more homosexual than this website! I wonder if Diamond has ever dressed up as a fairy for (a) Halloween or (b) a regular night on the town! - Kurt Steinberg |
| 28th December 2003 - 06:46:54 PM |
| 6009 : Kurt Steinberg |
| Debbie (message 5994), you are correct - I did not post any fake messages here under your name. By the way, why did Diamond choose these crazy colors for his guestbook? I have yet to figure that one out. Also, why did he misspell half of the words on the www.dustindiamond.com main page (he even misspelled "Screech," the character he used to play!)? It's almost as if Diamond is seeking ridicule. I wonder if he and his family and friends set up this website just to play a joke on his loyal fans! In any event, this is a fun guestbook! - Kurt Steinberg |
| 23rd December 2003 - 11:29:38 AM |
| 5986 : Kurt Steinberg |
| AIDS Guy (message 5981), the Peter Pan guy doesn't have a guestbook. It's unfortunate, because I'd post queer messages in it if he had one. By the way, that website isn't a joke. That's the guy's real website! Check out this article about him: http://www.sptimes.com/News/080701/Floridian/On_the_Never_Never_Ne.shtml - Kurt Steinberg |
| 23rd December 2003 - 03:19:29 AM |
| 5978 : Kurt steinberg |
| Has anyone here ever masturbated while looking a the pictures on this website: http://www.pixyland.org/peterpan/photo_closeups_pp4.htm i hope Diamond gets a Peter Pan outfit!!! - Kurt Steinberg |
| 22nd December 2003 - 02:27:11 AM |
| 5965 : Kurt Steinberg |
| Debbie, as one of the other posters recently eloquently wrote, Diamond is a "penniless nerd." That's why people post nasty things about him - his career is completely washed up; consequently, people make fun of him here. I do agree that many people think he's hot - as you can tell, he has a substantial queer following!!! Most of the dudes who post here want to have gay sex with Diamond!!! Regardless of whether you like or dislike Diamond, everyone loves this guestbook! Some people visit this guestbook to pay their tributes to Diamond, while others simply come here to laugh their asses off at the disgusting things that have been posted. Others come just to read the queer fantasies that have been posted. There's something here for everyone!!! - Kurt Steinberg |
| 15th December 2003 - 04:14:28 AM |
| 5935 : Kurt Steinberg |
| Sammy shitstain (message 5926), I'm glad that you also want to have gay sex with Hitoshi!!! [ http://www.generation.nl/~hitoshi/ ] I've been thinking about him all day! He's like a Japanese Screech!!! I want to take a whiz on Hitoshi's head and then sit on his head and drop some nasty ass - American-style ass!!!! Perhaps we should both go to Japan and find him! Are golden showers illegal in Japan??? - Kurt Steinberg |
| 12th December 2003 - 02:00:00 AM |
| 5908 : Kurt Steinberg |
| Check out this website: http://www.generation.nl/~hitoshi/ |
| 11th December 2003 - 11:08:04 AM |
| 5906 : Kurt Steinberg |
| Diamond, thanks for posting on this board again (message 5904)!!! I have several comments/questions for you: 1. I didn't realize that you were such a big I Love Lucy fan! Good for you! Did you think that Desi Arnaz was a great actor? When you watch reruns of I Love Lucy, do you get hot? 2. Why did you really send the cease and desist letter linked at message 5862? If so, why? 3. Did Belding ever take a dump in your mouth or give you a "Dirty Sanchez"? If so, can I buy a videotaped copy of the encounter(s)? Do you and Belding still keep in touch? - Kurt Steinberg |
| 10th December 2003 - 10:50:05 AM |
| 5892 : Kurt Steinberg |
| I certainly hope that the real Dustin Diamond does not gain control of this website (assuming he doesn't already covertly own it). If he does, his manager will probably try to improve his public image by eliminating the queer aspects of the website (e.g., the homosexual posts, the gay colors, etc.) Let's all hope that doesn't happen! - Kurt Steinberg |
| 10th December 2003 - 01:33:09 AM |
| 5891 : Kurt Steinberg |
| Diamond, this website has become too heterosexual and lame! Please queer it up!!! I want to see posts about loads being squirted, drunk, etc! - Kurt Steinberg |
| 09th December 2003 - 01:15:39 AM |
| 5888 : Kurt Steinberg |
| Freddie, you certainly did not scare me away from Diamond's website - instead, I've been on a little vacation. I was up in San Francisco hanging out with some other homosexuals - I lost many loads and took dumps on three dudes!!! I hope that my absence didn't to disappoint my queer fans! What happened to the "Remember when..." guy? I hope he posts again - I need more masturbation material!!! - Kurt Steinberg |
| 05th December 2003 - 01:41:10 AM |
| 5865 : Kurt Steinberg |
| http://caselaw.lp.findlaw.com/scripts/ts_search.pl?title=15&sec=1129 |
| 05th December 2003 - 01:34:17 AM |
| 5864 : Kurt Steinberg |
| Max Goldberg, I'd like to add that if you haven't tried to sell this domain name to Diamond, then I also fail to see how you are in violation of the Anti Cyber Computer Act under 15 U.S.C. 1129. Paragraph (A) recites: "Any person who registers a domain name that consists of the name of another living person, or a name substantially and confusingly similar thereto, without that person's consent, with the specific intent to profit from such name by selling the domain name for financial gain to that person or any third party, shall be liable in a civil action by such person." This statute requires you to have the "specific intent" to profit from Diamond's name by selling the domain name. If you haven't tried to sell this domain name and there is no evidence that you intend to try to sell it, then I don't see how you could possibly be in violation of 15 U.S.C. 1129. - Kurt Steinberg |
| 05th December 2003 - 01:28:40 AM |
| 5863 : Kurt Steinberg |
| I am sad that this webpage may soon cease to exist. Max Goldberg, have you tried to sell this domain name to Diamond or for a profit? If not, then I fail to see how you are in violation of 15 U.S.C. 1125(a) - "False designations of origin, false descriptions, and dilution forbidden" See http://caselaw.lp.findlaw.com/scripts/ts_search.pl?title=15&sec=1125 This statute prohibits you from profiting off Diamond's name. However, if you have no intention of selling this domain name and you aren't generating any income (e.g., from advertising), I fail to see how you are in violation of this federal statute. - Kurt Steinberg |
| 04th December 2003 - 11:20:03 AM |
| 5861 : Kurt Steinberg |
| Diamond, do you like jewelry? I'd like to give you a pearl necklace!!! - Kurt Steinberg |
| 04th December 2003 - 12:32:52 AM |
| 5855 : Kurt Steinberg |
| Diamond, where was your website during the past week? I thought it was gone for good. :( - Kurt Steinberg |
| 26th November 2003 - 01:30:19 AM |
| 5847 : Kurt Steinberg |
| Site Admin (message 5830), please contact me for gay sex. I will squirt my hot, salty load in your eye and then fart in your face, for your deviant pleasure!!! - Kurt Steinberg |
| 24th November 2003 - 12:33:12 AM |
| 5821 : Kurt Steinberg |
| "a lie???" (message 5818), you don't remember that scene? That's probably because you only saw the heavily editted version that is often replayed on Nickelodeon! The "Remember when ..." guy is well-known for accurately recapping some of the most queer Saved By The Bell episodes!!! - Kurt Steinberg P.S. Diamond, please pencil me in for 7:00 PM tomorrow night behind the local rest stop! |
| 20th November 2003 - 01:42:29 AM |
| 5796 : Kurt Steinberg |
| Diamond, I met some dudes the other day back by the dumpster behind my local gas station. After they sucked me off, I mentioned your website to them! Surprisingly, they alreqady knew about it! Are you aware that this is one of the most popular gay sex websites on the Internet??? Here's a website that lists true stories about Diamond and the other Saved By The Bell actors: http://members.tripod.com/screechp/thetruth.html - One of these entries states that you are a hermaphodyte! I didn't realize that! - Kurt Steinberg |
| 19th November 2003 - 11:19:03 AM |
| 5790 : Kurt Steinberg |
| Diamond, as I recall, you used to call Belding "Mr. B." Most people assumed that you called him that because his last name was "Belding." However, I always fantasized that it was your sexual play name for him because he always fed you his "Big" load. Am I correct? Did Belding always have a big, huge load??? - Kurt Steinberg |
Monday, January 02, 2006
Old posts from DustinDiamond.com (part 8)
| 18th November 2003 - 11:16:18 AM |
| 5777 : Kurt Steinberg |
| Gwando, I found a plethora of masturbation material!!! Here's some great fantasy masturbation material involving Slater: http://www.x-entertainment.com/articles/0684/ Here's a profile of Diamond: http://www.x-entertainment.com/messages/309.html Here's an erotic board game!!! http://www.x-entertainment.com/messages/368.html Here are recaps of a couple episodes - both contain pictures of Diamond that get me really hard!!! http://www.x-entertainment.com/messages/643.html http://www.x-entertainment.com/messages/585.html Finally, here's recap of the episode where everyone forgot about Diamond's birthday ("Remember when" might want to do his own recap of this episode): http://www.x-entertainment.com/messages/486.html - Kurt Steinberg |
| 18th November 2003 - 03:02:58 AM |
| 5771 : Kurt Steinberg |
| "Remember when" guy, thanks for the story! I've already lost three loads!!! How about a recap of the prom episode where Jessie and Slater got locked in the boiler room of the school? As I recall, Screech smelled the fumes from Slater's ass (they smelled like baked tortillas) emanating from the boiler room and became insanely jealous when he realized that Jessie was locked in there with Slater. - Kurt |
| 18th November 2003 - 12:42:36 AM |
| 5767 : Kurt Steinberg |
| Diamond, check out what this dog did to your website: http://www.formetopoopon.com/poop.php?url=www.dustindiamond.com&you=6969696969@yahoo.com&friend=6969696969@yahoo.com&x=99&y=42 - Kurt Steinberg |
| 17th November 2003 - 02:33:12 AM |
| 5762 : Kurt Steinberg |
| Diamond, you'll have to copy and paste the entire link to see the sperm whale!!! |
| 17th November 2003 - 02:27:36 AM |
| 5761 : Kurt Steinberg |
| Diamond, check out this beached whale: http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&u=/031116/photos_sc_afp/031116221248_oilhqnnk_photo0 The picture totally reminds me of you!!! Wonder why??? Well, I'd like you to lay on you side with your mouth wide open, just like the whale - you need to give me a target and I'll try to shoot my load into it!!! Also, this is a "sperm whale," and 99% of the dudes who post here want you to drink their sperm!!! If you were to be reincarnated, I'll bet you'd like to come back as an animal with the word "sperm" in its species' name!!! - Kurt Steinberg |
| 16th November 2003 - 02:53:05 AM |
| 5751 : Kurt Steinberg |
| Rachelle (messages 5749 and 5750), this is a homosexual Dustin Diamond website! It was set up to provide Diamond's queer fans with a forum for (a) exchanging gay fantasies involving Diamond, and (b) scheduling gay sex with Diamond. Gwando, you gave a great post! I'm relieved that I'm not the only one who wants to use Diamond's face and mouth as a toilet! Thinking about crapping all over Diamond's face is really arousing!!! - Kurt Steinberg |
| 14th November 2003 - 02:30:17 AM |
| 5722 : Kurt Steinberg |
| Diamond, Let's get together for some manly fun! Do you like it when other dudes eat stuff out of your ass? I'd like to eat some chips with you - I'll put the dip in the crack of your ass! After I'm done with the chips and dip, I'll sit on your head and drop ass! - Kurt Steinberg |
| 13th November 2003 - 02:11:51 AM |
| 5702 : Kurt Steinberg |
| "Remember when" guy, do you remember the episode where Zack made the subliminal tapes? One of his tapes was played over the PA system and then a bunch of girls and SLATER each placed wooden hearts around Zack's neck. That's an episode you should recap for us! As I recall, Screech was so jealous when Slater placed his heart around Zack's neck that he sprayed diarrhea all over his rainbow-colored pants! whata (message 5696), I also thought it was really funny when everyone thought that this was Diamond's real website! It was great when everyone thought that Diamond spelled like a complete retard! Oh well, at this this guestbook is still being maintained! Where else would Diamond's fans be able to exchange queer fantasies about Diamond? - Kurt Steinberg |
| 12th November 2003 - 11:33:08 AM |
| 5691 : Kurt Steinberg |
| Ron Jeremy (message 5671), I will eat your ass if you tape a picture of Diamond to the back of your ass! Cut a hole where Diamond's mouth is on the picture and line it up with your asshole! When I toss your salad, it will seem as though I'm French-kissing Diamond! Afterward, I will take a dump in your mouth and ass-slam you! - Kurt Steinberg |
| 12th November 2003 - 11:27:27 AM |
| 5690 : Kurt Steinberg |
| Gwando, I found more masturbation material!!! This article contains a couple more pictures of Diamond: http://www.stoutonia.uwstout.edu/2001-2002/Stories/010927/et_01.html - Kurt Steinberg |
| 12th November 2003 - 02:27:22 AM |
| 5685 : Kurt Steinberg |
| Check out this article about Diamond (located at http://www.benladner.com/indepth/feature/040303_screech.html): Eagle Nights Director Shwa Losben opened tonight’s act by actor and comedian Dustin Diamond, formerly known as ‘Screech’ from the popular 90’s comedy show “Saved by the Bell.” Diamond then talked for an hour about his days as a child star, interlacing it with comedy and complaints of being typecast. Diamond started his Wednesday night set by lifting up his shirt and exposing his nipple ring, not only to set the tone for the night, but also to break down the nostalgia that brought many to see the former star. Michelle Abbott, KSB ’03, thought Diamond was past his prime. “I was waiting for a friend to get a Jamba Juice. I think he was trying to make jokes, but no one was really listening. I think everyone was just there to stare and go, ‘wow, that guy's career is washed up.’ Although I did hear one girl say to her friend, I think he's hot. I had to resist the urge to slap the dumbass out of her. And so, my friend got her Jamba Juice, we pointed and laughed, and then we left.” Generally rude and somewhat shocking to the audience, Screech was profane and reveled in the crowd’s reaction to his use of the word “fuck.” Diamond was also vocal in his emphasis on the “fortune” part of Hollywood, saying that his days of seeking “fame” were long gone. He told the crowd of approximately 250 that filled the Tavern that he was doing work only for the money these days, and that he had been paid $750,000 for his appearance on Celebrity Boxing, $10,000 for Celebrity Dating but would not disclose the amount he was paid for his Eagle Nights appearance. “I thought he sucked. I wasn’t entertained by the comic stylings of Dustin Diamond. I don’t find jokes about drunk driving or the war very truthful or funny,” senor Jeff Cox said. “However, it’s by far the most people I’ve seen at any Eagle Nights event this year.” “He definitely lived up to his disclosure he offered at the beginning of his performance in which he said "'fuck off' to any one who might be offended by his comments, I walked out after 10 minutes it was so horrible and unentertaining,” said SPA freshman Stephanie Metkus. Generally avoiding politics, Diamond still asked the crowd how many of them supported the war in Iraq, and how many “thought it should never have happened.” Diamond also talked about “the truth” and said that most who were unhappy with what was being said were those who disliked hearing what was happening. He offered a physics example of his microphone falling and said that “no matter whether you wanted it to fall, it still was going to, so just accept it.” Part of Diamond's act was a running dialogue about typecasting, as he complained that he should not be punished as an actor for having a successful comedy show for ten years. He said that, unlike comics like Will Ferrell, formerly of Saturday Night Live who had many different characters, people only knew him as ‘Screech.’ Diamond seemed to make a concerted effort to break that image from the minds of those present. This stood in contrast wiith his embrace of the 'Screech' image after the show by selling Saved by the Bell scripts and making a segregated line to meet him, where paying people were allowed preference. Diamond charged $10 for signed polaroids. “I thought it was interesting, I didn’t know what to expect,” current SC Secretary Patrick Elliott said. “I knew he wouldn’t come out acting like Screech, a 27 year old certainly couldn't pull off the prepubescent annoying kid role. His routine was just alright. It was cool to see the guy, but I was not that entertained... so I left early. As someone who enjoys standup and the art of comedy, I realize that comedy is just a disguised social critique, but he forgot to disguise it and well, at times, make it funny. His act would have been better if he had disguised his social critiques in, well, jokes. Not make a stupid joke and then say ‘I think this and that is wrong with the world.’“ Diamond also got into the crude, where self-deprecating humor met up with his crudeness, leading into a discussion to his sex life and penis size. ‘Screech’ defined himself as being an inch long and three inches think, and described his sex life as a marshmallow trying to fit into a piggy bank. Upon questioning, Diamond said his male organ was “like a pink tuna fish can.” His comments were met with groans of disgust from the audience. His self-deprecating humor, however, did not stop Diamond from pursuing females in the audience, “He asked me my name, I thought just for the autograph. He signed his name and asked me if I knew where Adams Morgan was. I said yes and he said he’d be there later. I asked where in Adams Morgan and he said he thought it was a place. I told him it was an area with lots of hangouts and then he gave me his cell phone number and told me to call him later to find out where it was,” said Mary, a student who wished not to be embarrassed by being hit on by Diamond. “Now I know how Lisa Turtle and Kelly Kapowski felt like everyday.” The crowd of students was seemingly not very involved with Diamond, and many were seen leaving during the act. The crowd also had several hecklers that taunted Diamond during his performance. Several students also shouted out questions during his lines. A brawl almost ensued when a member of the audience asked “when did you stop being funny?” Diamond told the student that he was a “pussy” for saying that from the back of the room and not to his face on stage. The student then proceeded towards the stage. The brawl was avoided when the student was held back by Student Confederation Vice President Zen Hunter-Ishikawa and Diamond’s manager. ‘Screech’ taunted the student afterwards, calling him a “puss.” Afterwards, ATV News, AU’s closed campus television station, tried to get some footage of ‘Screech’ for their program. They were reprimanded by Eagle Nights Director Shwa Losben and Assistant Director Caroline Poteat for what was described as a contract between the University and Dustin Diamond concerning the copyright to his images and video. They explained that still photographs were allowed, but any other recording was allowed. There were no posted prohibitions and the legal basis of this claim was non-existent due to the non commercial intent of ATV’s use of any Diamond images. “I mean, this is a guy who is basically our age and people are flipping out over a contract, come on, seriously, it’s just ‘Screech,’ said ATV News Manager Carrie Rainen. “I guess I’m not mad at ‘Screech’ as much as I am at the people who set this up. They’re denying any request for us to interview or film him, it’s incredibly obnoxious.” Student Activities Assistant Tracy Florence spoke to the ATV News cameramen, Jon Wood and Carrie Rainen about not filming ‘Screech.’ She asked them not to pursue the matter lest Public Safety intervene and that she would be willing to discuss the matter later. Florence said that the contractual agreement between the University and Diamond mandated no video footage. Florence was unwilling to show ATV the contract she was citing. Rainen told BenLadner.com that they had gotten a few seconds of Diamond footage before being blocked, and that may have been enough for their purposes. ATV Cameraman Brad Burns, an SOC student, said that he was told “taping would be considered a breach of the contract they had with Diamond. It was ridiculous, it’s not illegal to tape someone, and this guy is not the caliber of star to command such a restrictive contract. When was the last time you saw this guy on TV? He’s a Saturday morning TV star. I guess, if anything, I feel bad for him.” Diamond was reticent to give a quote to BenLadner.com as well, “I can’t give a quote without checking with my manager,” ‘Screech’ said to Benladner.com. Diamond’s manager, who was present, said that “We’re not doing interviews.” When pressed further for a quote, Diamond said that he would only tell the campus community “don’t do drugs and don’t drink and drive.” Eagle Nights announced they would be holding their next function next Wednesday: dodgeball in Bender Arena. |
| 12th November 2003 - 02:15:18 AM |
| 5683 : Kurt Steinberg |
| Hey gang, check out these sexy pictures of Diamond: http://www.wasteoftechnology.com/motw16.shtml Those pictures and the article made me rock-hard! I lost 3 loads in 15 minutes when I first looked at those pictures and started tossing off!!! - Kurt Steinberg |
| 11th November 2003 - 03:38:49 AM |
| 5655 : Kurt Steinberg |
| Diamond, when are the third and fourth seasons of Saved By The Bell going to be released on DVD? I need new masturbation material!!! The episode where Zack and Slater get in the fight really brings some wood into my life! I had a wet dream the other night because I was dreaming about that episode! I dreamed that instead of Zack and Slater fighting, you and I were fighting! However, you were naked and I kept slugging you in the nuts! In my dream you were begging me to smack your nutsack harder and harder! When I woke up my sheets were soaked with many loads! - Kurt Steinberg |
| 10th November 2003 - 01:49:23 AM |
| 5645 : Kurt Steinberg |
| Leaky ass queer, I'm glad that I'm not the only one who wants to spray diarrhea all over Diamond's huge nose! I frequently have queer sex with dudes I meet at gas station bathrooms and rest areas - they are the bath houses of the 21st century for many homos!!! Have you ever gotten it on with another dude next to the dumster behind a gas station? I did that the other with a young stud - I don't even know that queer's name! I did give him my hot load in his cornhole, however!!! - Kurt Steinberg |
| 08th November 2003 - 07:27:20 PM |
| 5632 : Kurt Steinberg |
| "Remember When" guy, do you rmember the episode where the Saved By The Bell gang went to Palm Springs? As you may recall, Diamond dressed up as a ship captain and carried a book which he said would teach him how to get girls. That sounds like a good "Remember When" story for you. Leaky Ass Queer, have you ever been sucked off in the wooded area behind a rest stop? I have many times - usually with dudes I just met! Have fun giving your buddy a "Dirty Sanchez"!!! You should also give him a "Cleveland Steamer"!!! I really want to give ome of those to Diamond!!! - Kurt Steinberg |
| 07th November 2003 - 11:44:26 AM |
| 5614 : Kurt Steinberg |
| Diamond, do you remember the game "Duck Hunt" for Nintendo? It was sold with the Nintendo game system in the late 80's. Anyway, I invented a variation of the game that I'd like to play with you! As you may recall, the user held a plastic toy gun and shot at ducks flying around the TV screen. In my version, you are the target, and my "weapon" is my penis, instead of a plastic gun! I win if my load ends up in your mouth or eye! If my wad lands in one of your huge nostrils, I win bonus points!!!!! - Kurt Steinberg |
| 07th November 2003 - 01:27:55 AM |
| 5607 : Kurt Steinberg |
| "Remember When" guy, thanks for the post. I vaguely remember the scene where Diamond had the corncob lodged in his cornhole. Diamond's guestbook provides an invaluable service to his queer fans! All of the homosexual posters need to keep up the good work! My penis is purple right now because I've been masturbating so much while reading the messages posted here! I especially like the stories involving Belding and Diamond! My favs are the stories where Diamond thinks Slater is doing him in the cornhole, and only discovers that Belding is in fact the person anally penetrating him after he turns on the lights!!! - Kurt Steinberg |
| 06th November 2003 - 12:48:14 AM | ||||||
| 5595 : Kurt Steinberg | ||||||
| Diamond, please queer up your website a little bit more! Militant anti-homos such as Chachi and Internet Cop are ruining this place. I know that you created this website for one reason - to promote homosexuality! Please pencil me in for a rimjob at 10:00 PM tomorrow night behind the dumpster next to the local gas station on Wilshire! - Kurt Steinberg
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Tuesday, December 20, 2005
Old posts from DustinDiamond.com (part 7)
| 04th November 2003 - 11:09:02 AM |
| 5574 : Kurt Steinberg |
| "Remember When" guy, thanks for the post about the episode involving the fistfight between Slater and Zack - that's one of my favorite episodes. Do you remember the episode where there was a dance contest at The Max? I'd like to see a story about that episode! As I recall, Diamond was dancing like he had stuff lodged in his cornhole! - Kurt Steinberg P.S. Chachi, please call me for gay sex. Once you gay, you'll be there to stay! |
| 03rd November 2003 - 12:35:25 AM |
| 5556 : Kurt Steinberg |
| Gwando, welcome back! I'm glad that Diamond's neatly-trimmed beard still turns you on!!! I would personally love to rub Diamond's beard all over my nutsack! I've been doing my best to "queer-up" this webpage as much as possible and my efforts have started to bear fruit! As you can see, there are several new posts of erotic queer material. Also, we seem to have scared away that turd, Chachi!! - Kurt Steinberg |
| 03rd November 2003 - 12:28:25 AM |
| 5555 : Kurt Steinberg |
| Diamond, thanks for providing this guestbook to your gay fans! We need an outlet to share our queer fantasies involving you! Many loads have been lost by fans who touch themselves while reading the erotic messages posted here!!! You need to post more of your own messages here. Let us know what it was like to work with Belding and Slater! Did you have sex with Belding every day? Did he make you toss his salad??????? - Kurt Steinberg |
| 30th October 2003 - 10:52:08 AM |
| 5496 : Kurt Steinberg |
| Has everybody read the messages by the "Remember When" guy (e.g., message 5466)? They are erotic and hilarious! I want to give that guy "props" for posting those. Keep up the good work, buddy! I blow my wad every time I read one of those! Hiroshi Fujiyama (message 5468), please call Diamond and me for gay sex! We can make a queer train! Perhaps I will sit on your face and drop ass, for your pleasure! - Kurt Steinberg |
| 29th October 2003 - 11:28:19 AM |
| 5469 : Kurt Steinberg |
| Hiroshi Fujiyama, do not post here again!!! Nobody wants to read your socialist propaganda, dumbass! People visit Diamond's website because they want to read or post homo-erotic messages involving Diamond. Almost everyone who reads messages here comes here to find masturbation material - the queer stories always turn me on. In fact, I'm cracking one off as I write this! It is my understanding that most socialists are queer, so it shouldn't be too hard for you to keep on-topic next time! - Kurt Steinberg |
| 28th October 2003 - 11:26:52 AM |
| 5438 : The Booty Burglar |
| Dustin, I was released from prison yesterday. I would love to show you some of the new sexual moves I learned from my cellmate, Tyrone. I will handcuff you to my bed and lodge 12 AA batteries up your cornhole for your pleasure. I will then blow my load in your eyes, to temporarily blind you. Next, I will eat burritos from Taco Bell and drop ass 6 inches from your huge nose. Finally, I will invite Slater into my bedroom and let him have his way with you. After you read this message, you'll probably immediately lose your load in your pants. Do you still wear those rainbow-colored pants? Those turn me on. - The Booty Burglar |
| 28th October 2003 - 02:41:37 AM |
| 5434 : Kurt Steinberg |
| "A common fraternity initiation game - a bunch of pledges sit in a circle around a fairly big cookie. The pledges their whip out their members and starting tossing off. The last one to blow his load on the cookie has to eat it. Often played while watching Screech on 'Saved By The Bell.'" |
| 28th October 2003 - 02:29:24 AM |
| 5433 : Kurt Steinberg |
| Diamond, check out this definition I found on the Internet for "cookie game" - http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=cookie+game I didn't realize that the cookie game is often played while watching you on Saved By The Bell!!! I thought my queer friends and I were the only ones who played the cookie game while watching you!!! Are you really Belding's gay sex slave???? - Kurt Steinberg |
| 27th October 2003 - 11:09:27 AM |
| 5427 : Kurt Steinberg |
| Diamond, I've decided that I'm going to dress up as you on Halloween!!! I'll have to wear an afro wig and I'll glue a huge fake nose onto my nose, to simulate your grotesquely large 'snoz. I'll also wear crotchless leather pants and I won't wear any underwear! I'm going to a huge gay dance club - when they play "It's Raining Men," I'm sure that many queers will whip out their johnsons and shoot their loads all over me!!!! - Kurt Steinberg |
| 27th October 2003 - 12:13:09 AM |
| 5421 : Kurt Steinberg |
| Friendly advisor (message 5416), it sounds as though you had tons of queer fun!!! I wish Diamond, Belding, and I had been there with you! I have another good idea for manly love - take your laminated picture of Diamond and tape it onto the back of a stall door at a gay bar. By the end of the night, the picture with be soaked with man juice! You and your friends can then draw straws to determine who gets to lick the picture clean! Someone will enjoy a nice queer meal! - Kurt Steinberg |
| 26th October 2003 - 07:41:44 PM |
| 5414 : Kurt Steinberg |
| Friendly adviser (message 5260), I discovered another use for a cut-out picutre of Diamond's face last week!!! I was in a gas station bathroom in San Francisco last week when another queer walked in for perverted gay sex. I sat him on the floor and then taped the picture of Diamond's face (with the mouth cut out) on the queer's face. Next, I dropped ass and told the queer to get ready for a steamy present! Finally, I took a huge dump in the dude's mouth!!! It felt as though I were realy taking a dump in Diamond's mouth!!! - Kurt Steinberg |
| 23rd October 2003 - 11:22:33 AM |
| 5371 : Kurt Steinberg |
| Leaky Ass Queer, I was aware of Diamond's involvement in a band. Did you ever see this picture of Diamond's band? http://artists.mp3s.com/artists/219/salty_the_pocket_knife.html Check out the person who is the second from the left. What is that??? Is that person a guy or a girl? - Kurt Steinberg |
| 23rd October 2003 - 02:36:23 AM |
| 5365 : Kurt Steinberg |
| If any of you queers who post here want to see Diamond's picture, you'll have to copy the entire link below and paste it into your browser's URL line. The hotlink below doesn't work. -Kurt Steinberg |
| 23rd October 2003 - 12:52:43 AM |
| 5363 : Kurt Steinberg |
| Diamond, I was just looking for other gay Dustin Diamond guestbooks when I came across this picture of you: http://www.vh1.com/sitewide/flipbooks/player/flipbook.jhtml?p=22&q=1&flipbookid=1479685 You look like you either (a) are on drugs, or (b) just played "prison" with Belding! - Kurt Steinberg |
| 23rd October 2003 - 12:33:33 AM |
| 5362 : Kurt Steinberg |
| Leaky Ass Queer (message 3631), I independently came up with the same idea! A few hours ago I printed out a picture of Diamond's head and cut a hole where his mouth is located. I then went a gas station bathroom in West Hollywood and waited for a queer to walk in. Luckily, I didn't have to wait long - after a short 2-minute wait, another queer walked in and pulled down his leather pants and I taped Diamond's picture onto the back of his ass and then did him in the cornhole! I don't even know that queer's name!!! I also shaved the guy's nutsack and taped the hair onto Diamond's picture - it resembles Diamond's neatly trimmed beard!!! - Kurt Steinberg |
| 22nd October 2003 - 11:29:40 AM |
| 5359 : Kurt Steinberg |
| Diamond, your message board has really queered up!!! Friendly adviser (message 5350), thanks for the suggestion! I did print out the closeup picture of Diamond from www.dustindiamond.net. I also cut out a hole for Diamond's mouth. I took it a step further however - I cut out holes where Diamond's eyes are as well. I taped the picture to my computer and cracked a few off. I invented a new game similar to darts. If I squirt my load in the eye holes, I get 50 points, and if I get it into Diamond's mouth, I get 100 points! It's a fun game to play with other queers! - Kurt Steinberg |
| 22nd October 2003 - 03:26:51 AM |
| 5349 : Kurt Steinberg |
| Diamond, your website inspires queerness! My friend Tony was a heterosexual when he first stumbled across your website a couple years ago. Now he's gay. And he's not just a little gay - he's full-blown Liberace gay!!! Thanks for turning him to the queer side! I really enjoyed breaking him in!!! - Kurt Steinberg |
| 21st October 2003 - 11:22:09 AM |
| 5337 : Kurt Steinberg |
| Diamond, Tim (message 5333) has a point. Why did you come back to Saved By The Bell after the original series ended? The new series totally sucked! Did you come back because you couldn't bear to be away from Belding's ding-dong? Did you suck him off 24x7??? Did Slater ever join in? - Kurt Steinberg |
| 20th October 2003 - 03:37:54 AM |
| 5322 : Kurt Steinberg |
| Lisa (message 5308), there are many queers who post here. Diamond's website is well-known in the homosexual community as a place to exchange gay fantasies and arrange "manly love"! I am one of the biggest queers who posts here and I have many fans! Thinking about Diamond's neatly trimmed beard always brings some wood into my life!!! - Kurt Steinberg |
| 20th October 2003 - 03:31:10 AM |
| 5321 : Kurt Steinberg |
| Diamond, have you ever seen those commercials for pickup trucks where the announcer mentions the load-carrying capacity of the respective trucks? I wonder how many loads you can carry in your mouth! Let's go to a gas station bathroom in West Hollywood and find out!!! I'll bet that you can carry 20 loads! - Kurt Steinberg |
| 18th October 2003 - 05:05:18 PM |
| 5306 : Kurt Steinberg |
| Screechie Maniac (message 5281), the answer to your question is "yes," almost everyone who posted here is gay. This message board was set up for three reasons: (1) to provide the means for Diamond's queer fans to exchange homosexual fantasies involding him; (2) to schedule gay sex with Diamond; and (3) to Diamond how much he sucks. If you post a message that is not directed to one of these three topics, the moderator of this guestbook will likely delete your post. I hope this information is helpful to you. - Kurt Steinberg |
| 17th October 2003 - 02:12:16 AM |
| 5279 : Kurt Steinberg |
| Screechie Maniac (message 5258), thanks for posting the Saved By The Bell story. However, next time please only post homosexual fantasies! I'd like to read a prison story about Belding, Slater, Max and Screech. Perhaps Slater and Sreech are prison-mates and Slater forces Screech to be his bitch in return for protecting him from the other inmates! Every night Screech's cries of pain are heard by the whole cell block! Belding could play the psychotic prison warden who beats him and sticks stuff up his cornhole when Screech is sent to solitary confinement! Max could play the child-molester who befriends Screech and later makes him his sex slave! There's so much potential!!! - Kurt Steinberg |
| 15th October 2003 - 10:55:30 AM |
| 5247 : KurtSteinber |
| Diamond, I'm queer. We need to hook up sometime for gay sex. We'll slap each other around - everyone can call us the "butt-slapping bunch"!!! I'll smack your nuts with a whip and then I'll lodge the end of thewhip in your cornhole! Let's invite the fan from the Cubs game yesterday who cost the Cubs the game. That dude kind of looks like Harry Potter - maybe he'll cast a spell on your crotch!!! - Kurt Steinberg |
| 14th October 2003 - 03:39:14 AM |
| 5230 : Kurt Steinberg |
| Diamond, if I come over to your place you can call me "Fred Flintstone" because I'll make your bed rock!!!! Aw yeah!!! Please contact me for gay sex!!! I will squirt my load in your eye and then toss your salad!!! - Kurt Steinberg |
Monday, December 19, 2005
Sexy pictures of Screech and Kevin the robot!!!
Check out these sexy pictures of Screech and his sex robot, Kevin!!!
Thursday, December 08, 2005
Old posts from DustinDiamond.com (part 6)
| 13th October 2003 - 02:47:55 AM |
| 5210 : Kurt Steinberg |
| Diamond, you are a tremendous icon in the homosexual community. You have been so diefied that the gay community now simply refers to you as "Diamond." You are one of the few celebrities who can get by on only one name, much like Madonna or Cher. You are well-known for your "white man's afro," your neatly-trimmed beard and your pale, chunky ass! Please star in another crappy sitcom soon! Your queer fans need more masturbation material!!! - Kurt Steinberg |
| 10th October 2003 - 03:44:43 AM |
| 5175 : Kurt Steinberg |
| Alex, go fuck yourself, asshole! This is message board is only for queer fans of Dustin Diamond!!! Go to the Belding board. Diamond, did you ever have gay sex with Max after eating a burger? I want to hook up with you and put my beef in your male taco!!!! - Kurt Steinberg |
| 09th October 2003 - 02:29:01 AM |
| 5163 : Kurt Steinberg |
| Poster 5162, I would pay to see Belding ass-ram Diamond. I'm sure that many of the queers who post here would also pay good money to watch. I also would love to see Slater take a dump on Diamond! Watching Slater drop a spicy "stanley steamer" on Diamond's head would cause me to quickly lose my load! - Kurt Steinberg |
| 08th October 2003 - 11:14:26 AM |
| 5153 : Kurt Steinberg |
| Alex (message 5144), please stop posting here. Go post on Belding's fan board. This message board is for Diamond's fan to exchange gay sex fantasies involving Diamond, which is to what my message relates. You state that "Dustin has accomplished more 1 year than you have in your whoLE gay fucking life". I beg to differ. Has Diamond ever been sucked off by 3 dudes in a gas station bathroom in West Hollywood? I don't think so! Get a life, you loser! - Kurt Steinberg |
| 08th October 2003 - 01:23:06 AM |
| 5142 : Kurt Steinberg |
| Two of hearts (message 5142), I hear that song a lot when I go to my local gay bar. I also hear "It's Raining Men" all the time! Those are probably a couple of Diamond's favorite songs. Diamond, you should have campaigned for Arnold Schwarzenegger. If you had, Arnold would have won 80% of the vote in California! Your forum webpage indicated that you were running for governor. However, I didn't see your name on the ballot. Someday you really should run for governor. You're a lock to secure the queer vote!!! - Kurt Steinberg |
| 07th October 2003 - 01:44:13 AM |
| 5118 : Kurt Steinberg |
| Diamond, if Macauley Culkin won't lick your balls, then why are you dating him? Does he at least toss your salad? When is your next Saved By The Bell DVD set coming out? You need to some some extras on the next set. For example, you could include the E! Saved By The Bell story, or the rumored shower sex episode involving you, Slater, and Belding. By the way Diamond, I did not post message 5111. There are many fake posters here, but I'm glad that you, the real Dustin Diamond, posted message 5118. I love you!!! - Kurt Steinberg |
| 06th October 2003 - 02:44:14 AM |
| 5104 : Kurt Steinberg |
| Diamond, let's hook up with Slater next Saturday. We can go to Skybar (which supposedly you frequent with Corey Feldman) and then we can rent a bedroom at the Skybar's hotel for some queer lovin'! Slater and I can have fun contest - the first one of us to squirt our respective loads in your eye is the winner! You can toss the winner's salad! So, in reality, everyone is a winner!!! - Kurt Steinberg |
| 06th October 2003 - 02:20:20 AM |
| 5103 : Kurt Steinberg |
| Diamond, let's hook up with Slater next Saturday. We can go to Skybar (which supposedly you frequent with Corey Feldman) and then we can rent a bedroom at the Skybar's hotel for some queer lovin'! Slater and I can have fun contest - the first one of us to squirt our respective loads in your eye is the winner! You can toss the winner's salad! So, in reality, everyone is a winner!!! - Kurt Steinberg |
| 04th October 2003 - 10:39:31 PM |
| 5089 : Kurt Steinberg |
| Diamond, I just received my Saved By The Bell DVD set and have watched several episodes already. Remember when the tall girl danced with you in the friendship bracelet episode? Did you think that dancing with a girl was gross and disgusting? It sure looked as though you did. I'll bet that you wished that Mr. Belding was dancing with you instead of that girl. I'm sure that you would have grinded with him to "Baby Got Back." - Kurt Steinberg |
| 03rd October 2003 - 02:49:04 AM |
| 5058 : Kurt Steinberg |
| Chachi, please stop posting under my name, you dipshit! All of the fans of my numerous posts know that I would never post what you posted in message 5054 under my misspelled name! I'm a huge queer and I first found out about this website when I was in a gas station bathroom getting it on with a dude named Larry - Diamond's website was printed on the bathroom wall! Diamond, let's get together and make a queer "train" with another dude. Then I'll give you a cleveland steamer! - Kurt Steinberg |
| 02nd October 2003 - 02:31:49 AM |
| 5047 : Kurt Steinberg |
| Thunder Boy, this website is definitely legit. It was set up to allow Diamond's gay fans to (a) post queer fantasies involving Diamond, (b) schedule gay sex with Diamond, and (c) tell Diamond how much he sucks. Read the messages - you'll find that most were written by flaming queers. One of my favorite fantasies is the one where I get naked, sit on Diamond's neatly trimmed beard, and then spin myself around like a top! - Kurt Steinberg |
| 30th September 2003 - 03:24:04 AM |
| 5039 : Kurt Steinberg |
| Diamond, your website is losing its edge. Please queer this site up a bit more. This used to be an edgy place to go to post or read erotic gay sex fantasies involving Diamond. However, your website "jumped the shark" around the time when you added your forum webpages. Please start posting here again or at least make this guestbook a little more fruity. Otherwise, your homosexual fan base will start to dwindle! What ever happened to Gwando? I haven't seen a post from him in weeks. - Kurt Steinberg |
| 29th September 2003 - 04:20:44 AM |
| 5028 : Kurt Steinberg |
| Diamond, I just blew my wad while perusing your webpage. The queer colors really turn me on! Let's hook up for gay sex! I want to tie you up and then whip you for your pleasure! Next, I will do you in the cornhole and then sit on your face and drop ass! Maybe Slater will show up and join in! He can piss on your head!!! Finally, Mr. Belding will smack you in the face with his ding-dong! - Kurt Steinberg |
| 28th September 2003 - 12:52:06 AM |
| 5018 : Kurt Steinberg |
| Diamond, I'm glad to see that your guestbook has become very queer lately. I hope that Ham Span's information (see message 5029) about Diamond is incorrect! Diamond, you beard is still neatly trimmed, isn't it? I hope you haven't let it grow long. I prefer the feel of a neatly trimmed beard rubbing my nuts instead of a full beard! I'm glad that you started the hit beard trend in England (see message 5010)! Please contact me for manly love!!! - Kurt Steinberg |
| 26th September 2003 - 02:47:43 AM |
| 4998 : Kurt Steinberg |
| Diamond, I still want to get together for gay sex. Let's go to a queer bar in West Hollywood on Saturday night. Then we can head over to my condo and I'll give you a "hot lunch." Yummy!!! - Kurt Steinberg |
| 25th September 2003 - 03:23:08 AM |
| 4990 : Kurt Steinberg |
| Ryan, I agree with you. Diamond really is a homo - he's become an icon in the queer community! I would like to see Slater and Diamond have a "Celebrity Boxong" match on Fox. I think Diamond might be able to take Slater now - Diamond's a lot bigger than he used to be. I think that Diamond would take down Slater in the 3rd round. After being knocked down, Diamond would probably pull down Slater's boxing shorts and do him in the cornhole! Diamond would then rub his neatly trimmed beard all over Slater's ball-sac and give Slater a Cleveland Steamer!!! - Kurt Steinberg |
| 25th September 2003 - 03:04:36 AM |
| 4988 : Kurt Steinberg |
| Ryan, I agree with you. Diamond really is a homo - he's become an icon in the queer community! I would like to see Slater and Diamond have a "Celebrity Boxong" match on Fox. I think Diamond might be able to take Slater now - Diamond's a lot bigger than he used to be. I think that Diamond would take down Slater in the 3rd round. After being knocked down, Diamond would probably pull down Slater's boxing shorts and do him in the cornhole! Diamond would then rub his neatly trimmed beard all over Slater's ball-sac and give Slater a Cleveland Steamer!!! - Kurt Steinberg |
| 24th September 2003 - 11:21:22 AM |
| 4978 : Kurt Steinberg |
| Dustin Fan (message 4991), please do not post links to webpages including pictures of women with luscious breasts! This is a fags-only webpage! You shouldn't post here if you don't want to (a) blow your load on Diamond, (b) get naked, sit on diamond's face, and drop ass, or (c) tell Diamond how much he sucks. Diamond, let's get together for queer sex! I want to use your huge nose as my own personal rocking chair! - Kurt Steinberg |
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