| 04th November 2003 - 11:09:02 AM |
| 5574 : Kurt Steinberg |
| "Remember When" guy, thanks for the post about the episode involving the fistfight between Slater and Zack - that's one of my favorite episodes. Do you remember the episode where there was a dance contest at The Max? I'd like to see a story about that episode! As I recall, Diamond was dancing like he had stuff lodged in his cornhole! - Kurt Steinberg P.S. Chachi, please call me for gay sex. Once you gay, you'll be there to stay! |
| 03rd November 2003 - 12:35:25 AM |
| 5556 : Kurt Steinberg |
| Gwando, welcome back! I'm glad that Diamond's neatly-trimmed beard still turns you on!!! I would personally love to rub Diamond's beard all over my nutsack! I've been doing my best to "queer-up" this webpage as much as possible and my efforts have started to bear fruit! As you can see, there are several new posts of erotic queer material. Also, we seem to have scared away that turd, Chachi!! - Kurt Steinberg |
| 03rd November 2003 - 12:28:25 AM |
| 5555 : Kurt Steinberg |
| Diamond, thanks for providing this guestbook to your gay fans! We need an outlet to share our queer fantasies involving you! Many loads have been lost by fans who touch themselves while reading the erotic messages posted here!!! You need to post more of your own messages here. Let us know what it was like to work with Belding and Slater! Did you have sex with Belding every day? Did he make you toss his salad??????? - Kurt Steinberg |
| 30th October 2003 - 10:52:08 AM |
| 5496 : Kurt Steinberg |
| Has everybody read the messages by the "Remember When" guy (e.g., message 5466)? They are erotic and hilarious! I want to give that guy "props" for posting those. Keep up the good work, buddy! I blow my wad every time I read one of those! Hiroshi Fujiyama (message 5468), please call Diamond and me for gay sex! We can make a queer train! Perhaps I will sit on your face and drop ass, for your pleasure! - Kurt Steinberg |
| 29th October 2003 - 11:28:19 AM |
| 5469 : Kurt Steinberg |
| Hiroshi Fujiyama, do not post here again!!! Nobody wants to read your socialist propaganda, dumbass! People visit Diamond's website because they want to read or post homo-erotic messages involving Diamond. Almost everyone who reads messages here comes here to find masturbation material - the queer stories always turn me on. In fact, I'm cracking one off as I write this! It is my understanding that most socialists are queer, so it shouldn't be too hard for you to keep on-topic next time! - Kurt Steinberg |
| 28th October 2003 - 11:26:52 AM |
| 5438 : The Booty Burglar |
| Dustin, I was released from prison yesterday. I would love to show you some of the new sexual moves I learned from my cellmate, Tyrone. I will handcuff you to my bed and lodge 12 AA batteries up your cornhole for your pleasure. I will then blow my load in your eyes, to temporarily blind you. Next, I will eat burritos from Taco Bell and drop ass 6 inches from your huge nose. Finally, I will invite Slater into my bedroom and let him have his way with you. After you read this message, you'll probably immediately lose your load in your pants. Do you still wear those rainbow-colored pants? Those turn me on. - The Booty Burglar |
| 28th October 2003 - 02:41:37 AM |
| 5434 : Kurt Steinberg |
| "A common fraternity initiation game - a bunch of pledges sit in a circle around a fairly big cookie. The pledges their whip out their members and starting tossing off. The last one to blow his load on the cookie has to eat it. Often played while watching Screech on 'Saved By The Bell.'" |
| 28th October 2003 - 02:29:24 AM |
| 5433 : Kurt Steinberg |
| Diamond, check out this definition I found on the Internet for "cookie game" - http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=cookie+game I didn't realize that the cookie game is often played while watching you on Saved By The Bell!!! I thought my queer friends and I were the only ones who played the cookie game while watching you!!! Are you really Belding's gay sex slave???? - Kurt Steinberg |
| 27th October 2003 - 11:09:27 AM |
| 5427 : Kurt Steinberg |
| Diamond, I've decided that I'm going to dress up as you on Halloween!!! I'll have to wear an afro wig and I'll glue a huge fake nose onto my nose, to simulate your grotesquely large 'snoz. I'll also wear crotchless leather pants and I won't wear any underwear! I'm going to a huge gay dance club - when they play "It's Raining Men," I'm sure that many queers will whip out their johnsons and shoot their loads all over me!!!! - Kurt Steinberg |
| 27th October 2003 - 12:13:09 AM |
| 5421 : Kurt Steinberg |
| Friendly advisor (message 5416), it sounds as though you had tons of queer fun!!! I wish Diamond, Belding, and I had been there with you! I have another good idea for manly love - take your laminated picture of Diamond and tape it onto the back of a stall door at a gay bar. By the end of the night, the picture with be soaked with man juice! You and your friends can then draw straws to determine who gets to lick the picture clean! Someone will enjoy a nice queer meal! - Kurt Steinberg |
| 26th October 2003 - 07:41:44 PM |
| 5414 : Kurt Steinberg |
| Friendly adviser (message 5260), I discovered another use for a cut-out picutre of Diamond's face last week!!! I was in a gas station bathroom in San Francisco last week when another queer walked in for perverted gay sex. I sat him on the floor and then taped the picture of Diamond's face (with the mouth cut out) on the queer's face. Next, I dropped ass and told the queer to get ready for a steamy present! Finally, I took a huge dump in the dude's mouth!!! It felt as though I were realy taking a dump in Diamond's mouth!!! - Kurt Steinberg |
| 23rd October 2003 - 11:22:33 AM |
| 5371 : Kurt Steinberg |
| Leaky Ass Queer, I was aware of Diamond's involvement in a band. Did you ever see this picture of Diamond's band? http://artists.mp3s.com/artists/219/salty_the_pocket_knife.html Check out the person who is the second from the left. What is that??? Is that person a guy or a girl? - Kurt Steinberg |
| 23rd October 2003 - 02:36:23 AM |
| 5365 : Kurt Steinberg |
| If any of you queers who post here want to see Diamond's picture, you'll have to copy the entire link below and paste it into your browser's URL line. The hotlink below doesn't work. -Kurt Steinberg |
| 23rd October 2003 - 12:52:43 AM |
| 5363 : Kurt Steinberg |
| Diamond, I was just looking for other gay Dustin Diamond guestbooks when I came across this picture of you: http://www.vh1.com/sitewide/flipbooks/player/flipbook.jhtml?p=22&q=1&flipbookid=1479685 You look like you either (a) are on drugs, or (b) just played "prison" with Belding! - Kurt Steinberg |
| 23rd October 2003 - 12:33:33 AM |
| 5362 : Kurt Steinberg |
| Leaky Ass Queer (message 3631), I independently came up with the same idea! A few hours ago I printed out a picture of Diamond's head and cut a hole where his mouth is located. I then went a gas station bathroom in West Hollywood and waited for a queer to walk in. Luckily, I didn't have to wait long - after a short 2-minute wait, another queer walked in and pulled down his leather pants and I taped Diamond's picture onto the back of his ass and then did him in the cornhole! I don't even know that queer's name!!! I also shaved the guy's nutsack and taped the hair onto Diamond's picture - it resembles Diamond's neatly trimmed beard!!! - Kurt Steinberg |
| 22nd October 2003 - 11:29:40 AM |
| 5359 : Kurt Steinberg |
| Diamond, your message board has really queered up!!! Friendly adviser (message 5350), thanks for the suggestion! I did print out the closeup picture of Diamond from www.dustindiamond.net. I also cut out a hole for Diamond's mouth. I took it a step further however - I cut out holes where Diamond's eyes are as well. I taped the picture to my computer and cracked a few off. I invented a new game similar to darts. If I squirt my load in the eye holes, I get 50 points, and if I get it into Diamond's mouth, I get 100 points! It's a fun game to play with other queers! - Kurt Steinberg |
| 22nd October 2003 - 03:26:51 AM |
| 5349 : Kurt Steinberg |
| Diamond, your website inspires queerness! My friend Tony was a heterosexual when he first stumbled across your website a couple years ago. Now he's gay. And he's not just a little gay - he's full-blown Liberace gay!!! Thanks for turning him to the queer side! I really enjoyed breaking him in!!! - Kurt Steinberg |
| 21st October 2003 - 11:22:09 AM |
| 5337 : Kurt Steinberg |
| Diamond, Tim (message 5333) has a point. Why did you come back to Saved By The Bell after the original series ended? The new series totally sucked! Did you come back because you couldn't bear to be away from Belding's ding-dong? Did you suck him off 24x7??? Did Slater ever join in? - Kurt Steinberg |
| 20th October 2003 - 03:37:54 AM |
| 5322 : Kurt Steinberg |
| Lisa (message 5308), there are many queers who post here. Diamond's website is well-known in the homosexual community as a place to exchange gay fantasies and arrange "manly love"! I am one of the biggest queers who posts here and I have many fans! Thinking about Diamond's neatly trimmed beard always brings some wood into my life!!! - Kurt Steinberg |
| 20th October 2003 - 03:31:10 AM |
| 5321 : Kurt Steinberg |
| Diamond, have you ever seen those commercials for pickup trucks where the announcer mentions the load-carrying capacity of the respective trucks? I wonder how many loads you can carry in your mouth! Let's go to a gas station bathroom in West Hollywood and find out!!! I'll bet that you can carry 20 loads! - Kurt Steinberg |
| 18th October 2003 - 05:05:18 PM |
| 5306 : Kurt Steinberg |
| Screechie Maniac (message 5281), the answer to your question is "yes," almost everyone who posted here is gay. This message board was set up for three reasons: (1) to provide the means for Diamond's queer fans to exchange homosexual fantasies involding him; (2) to schedule gay sex with Diamond; and (3) to Diamond how much he sucks. If you post a message that is not directed to one of these three topics, the moderator of this guestbook will likely delete your post. I hope this information is helpful to you. - Kurt Steinberg |
| 17th October 2003 - 02:12:16 AM |
| 5279 : Kurt Steinberg |
| Screechie Maniac (message 5258), thanks for posting the Saved By The Bell story. However, next time please only post homosexual fantasies! I'd like to read a prison story about Belding, Slater, Max and Screech. Perhaps Slater and Sreech are prison-mates and Slater forces Screech to be his bitch in return for protecting him from the other inmates! Every night Screech's cries of pain are heard by the whole cell block! Belding could play the psychotic prison warden who beats him and sticks stuff up his cornhole when Screech is sent to solitary confinement! Max could play the child-molester who befriends Screech and later makes him his sex slave! There's so much potential!!! - Kurt Steinberg |
| 15th October 2003 - 10:55:30 AM |
| 5247 : KurtSteinber |
| Diamond, I'm queer. We need to hook up sometime for gay sex. We'll slap each other around - everyone can call us the "butt-slapping bunch"!!! I'll smack your nuts with a whip and then I'll lodge the end of thewhip in your cornhole! Let's invite the fan from the Cubs game yesterday who cost the Cubs the game. That dude kind of looks like Harry Potter - maybe he'll cast a spell on your crotch!!! - Kurt Steinberg |
| 14th October 2003 - 03:39:14 AM |
| 5230 : Kurt Steinberg |
| Diamond, if I come over to your place you can call me "Fred Flintstone" because I'll make your bed rock!!!! Aw yeah!!! Please contact me for gay sex!!! I will squirt my load in your eye and then toss your salad!!! - Kurt Steinberg |
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