Screech is annoying to both humans and animals. Here are some AI-generated videos of animals harassing Screech.
In the first video, a rabid raccoon chases after Screech. Screech begs Mr. Belding for help, but Mr. Belding is laughing far too hard to help Screech:
Here is a video of Screech trying to steal food out of a dumpster from another raccoon:
Here is a video of Screech at a circus when a large elephant suddenly rips a huge fart in Screech's face:
Here are videos of Screech being abused by moose. In the first video, Mr. Belding tricks Screech into attempting to pet a wild moose. In the second video, Mr. Belding is riding on the back of a wild moose which farts in Screech's face:
Here are videos of Screech being harassed by goats at a petting zoo. In the first video, one of the goats knocks Screech into a pile of goat feces:
Here is a video of Screech and Mr. Belding using a time machine to go back in time by 65 million years. When they emerge from the time machine, Screech is immediately chased by a large T-Rex, causing Mr. Belding to laugh hysterically:
Here is a video of Screech sliding down a snow-covered hill in an inner tube when Larry Zubaz suddenly appears, riding past Screech on the back of a wild elk. The elk farts in Screech's face:
Here is a video of Screech riding the back of an untamed bronco at a rodeo. The bronco knocks Screech off into a huge pile of horse manure:
Here is a video of Screech being chased by a wild emu:
Here is a video of Screech being chased by a kangaroo:
Here is a video of Screech being terrified of a wild deer. Mr. Belding points out that Screech is a huge wimp:
Here is a video of an emperor penguin farting on Screech:
Here is a video of a walrus belching in Screech's face:
Here are videos of bears chasing after Screech. Mr. Belding saved Screech by ripping powerful farts on the bears:
Here is a video of a terrified Screech being chased by a chipmunk:
Here is a video of Screech being chased by a swarm of bees:
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Screech really was a moron. He constantly listened to Mr. Belding who encouraged him to try and pet dangerous animals. It was also obvious animals hated Screech and liked chasing, farting, and belching on him. I liked that Mr. Belding would many times just sit there laughing while wild animals tormented Screech.
Barf, why did Screech always fall for Mr. Belding’s tricks? Even a blind man would know that Mr. Belding was tricking Screech into approaching a dangerous animal solely to give Mr. Belding a few laughs. Screech probably would have gone into a lion’s cage if Mr. Belding told him to go pet that lion!
There should have been an episode of Saved By The Bell where Belding takes the class to a forest for a picnic. While everyone is sitting at picnic tables eating, wild animals start chasing after Screech, causing Screech to run around like a buffoon while everyone else laughs hysterically. There could have even been a couple Sasquatches which chased after Screech. Eventually Belding tells Screech to hide in the men’s room with him. After walking into the men’s room, Belding clotheslines Screech and then tear off Screech’s Zubaz pants and viciously butt-slams Screech. All of Screech’s classmates and the trip chaperones laughs hysterically while Belding pounds away at Screech’s anus!
Anus Goblin, I enjoyed that in many of the videos Mr. Belding was stuffing his face with pizza or some other food. Screech didn’t seem to have any food in any of them, yet he was the person the wild animals chased. I wonder if Mr. Belding brought Screech along so he could entertain him while he ate?
Barf, I bet the deal was Mr. Belding would eat, then I’d Screech didn’t annoy him too much, he would rip ass in Screech’s face. Screech seemed to really enjoy a nice fart meal. I bet Screech was sad when Mr. Belding saved him from those bees, and that Grizzly Bear by ripping ass. There went Screech’s meal!
Elroy, that video of Screech standing behind an elephant who farts in his face makes me wonder whether Screech was working as an unpaid volunteer at a circus. He was paid in farts by the animals in the circus, and clowns probably also ripped ass in his face!
In that first petting zoo video, there just happened to be a huge pile of horse crap right in the center of the petting zoo area where the goats were located. I like how the goat knew it was there and knew precisely how to ram Screech to knock him into it!
Hershey Stain, even wild animals enjoyed throwing Screech into piles of doo-doo. I recall Hound Dog despised Screech and regularly crapped and peed all over Screech’s bed.
Barf, Hound Dog would watch Mr. Belding pull out the sock drawer in Screech’s dresser and then take a dump into the sock drawer on my occasions. Hound Dog must have thought it was funny, as even an animal could tell how much joy it brought to Mr. Belding. Perhaps that is why Hound Dog would use Screech’s bed as a toilet? I’m pretty sure that they both used Screech’s bedroom closet as a toilet as well!
Larry, that brings up the question why a middle aged principal was hanging out, and taking dumps, in Screech’s dresser? Where the hell were Screech’s parents?! I know in later episodes Mr. Belding would occasionally hook up with Mrs. Powers, which makes me wonder what the hell happened to Mr. Powers? I don’t believe we ever saw him doing the shows run. Maybe he never existed and Screech’s true father was Neil Diamond?
I just saw an episodes of SBTB the New Class where Screech, Mr. Belding, and Mr. Tuttle went to a Dodgers game. Mr. Tuttle had three tickets but when they got to the seats they told Screech he and Mr. Belding needed all 3 seats. This caused Screech to yell “Zoinks” where will I sit. This annoyed Mr. Belding who told him to sit next to him in the aisle as Mr. Belding had an aisle seat. During the game the hot dog guy came around and Mr. Belding bought 20 hot dogs. He gave 10 to Mr. Tuttle and then began scarfing down the other 10. Screech complained he was hungry and asked if he could have a hotdog. Mr. Belding told Screech to wait a minute as he had something for him. After eating the last hot dog Mr. B leaned to the side so his ass pressed to Screech’s face. He then yelled “eat up faggot” and ripped a monster fart that blew over Screech’s jewfro. For some reason the Dodgers put this scene on the Jumbotron which caused the entire crowd to cheer and start chanting “faggot” over and over until Screech yelled “Zoinks” and ran off crying. It was a great episode.
Baseball Fanatic, that was a great episode! I remember when Mr. Belding was also eating from a huge bag of shelled peanuts. Each time he opened up the shell on a peanut, he would take out the peanut inside and eat it, and would then throw the shell into Screech’s Jew-fro. When Screech asked for some peanuts, Mr. Belding told Screech to stop wasting food and eat the shells he had given him. I also remember when Dodgers catcher Mike Piazza was reaching for a foul ball and fell into the stands trying to catch it. Mike Piazza saw Screech and walking up into the stands during the game and pressed his ass up against Screech’s hook nose and then ripped a stinky wet fart while the crowd went wild, cheering with a standing ovation! The crowd then did the wave.
I was watching an episode of Saved By The Bell last night which I hadn’t remembered seeing before. It took place right after the Bayside gang graduated from high school. The kids and Mr. Belding were having a pizza party in the school cafeteria to celebrate their graduation. Screech asked out Lisa Turtle for about the 50th time and she rejected him, telling him that he was a “hook-nosed loser.” Screech felt sad, so he went to Mr. Belding to ask for some advice. Mr. Belding told Screech to meet in his office in fifteen minutes and he’d help him out. When Screech got to Belding’s office 15 minutes later, Lisa was in the office sitting at a chair. Belding shit the door and said that he wanted to work this out. Belding was eating a huge slice of pepperoni pizza while he was talking. Belding asked Lisa what she thought of Screech and she said that he was an annoying dork with a greasy Jew-fro and that his breath smelled liked baked ass. Screech’s eyes welled up like he was about to cry, as Belding started laughing hysterically. Belding then said “Screech, this is how it is done.” Belding then dropped his trousers, revealing that his was wearing underwear with a huge brown doodoo stain in the seat. Belding took off his underwear, revealing his enormous dong, and then threw his stinky underwear at Screech, with it landing on Screech’s nose! Lisa’s eyes were large with desire and she stared at Belding’s dong. Lisa took off her clothes and laid on Belding’s desk. Belding walked over to the desk and told Screech to come walk over, as he was going to give Lisa what she wanted. Screech walked over and then Belding grabbed Screech by the Jew-fro and ripped an enormous wet fart in Screech’s face! Lisa started laughing hysterically. Belding started butt-slamming Screech as Lisa continued laughing and vigorously fingered herself! Screech let out a loud “Zoinks!” as the laugh track roared during this scene. It was a pretty good episode, although I hadn’t remembered ever watching it before.
SBTB: Hawaiian Style, that is one amazing episode! I thought I’d seen them all but I’ve never seen that one! I wonder if that was some kind of pilot episode for a potential offshoot series that would have had the show continue instead of “The College Years”? It was really thoughtful of Mr. Belding to try and help Screech with his love troubles. Screech probably got super turned on when Mr. Belding’s skidmarked undies landed on his face!
Barf, I saw the episode on a DVD for the last season of the origin Saved By The Bell. It was hidden in an Easter Egg on the DVD. It was hilarious when Belding ripped that wet fart in Screech’s face while his pants and underwear were pulled down - the fart was extremely loud and you could see a brown cloud envelope Screech’s face after being expelled from Belding’s ass! Also, that brown stain on Belding’s filthy undies was enormous- the underwear must have smelled horrendous when it landed on Screech’s face.
I worked with the laundry service which cleaned clothes for the Saved By The Bell cast. I confirm that Mr. Belding’s clothes were always filthy and his underwear typically had bright yellow pee stains in the front and dark brown dookie stains in the back. They had a pungent stench, yet I heard that Screech would sometimes swipe Mr. Belding’s undies from a laundry bin so that he could sniff them while pleasuring himself! Screech was a real sicko!
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I just saw an episode of SBTB where Maxwell Nerdstrom created a drone as a science fair project. His drone used a rudimentary form of AI and was programmed to detect Screech by detecting his hook nose and Jewfro. Once Screech was detected the drone would release a payload of human feces on Screech’s head. Nerdstrom demonstrated its effectiveness in the gym during the science fair and when it successfully dumped a load of crap on Screech Mr. Belding cheered and immediately gave Nerdstrom 1st place. He then walked over to Screech’s booth where Screech’s project had been to create an ant colony of gay ants. Mr. Belding pressed his ass to the container for the ant colony and ripped a 6 second fart that blew the gay ants to smithereens! Screech, who was already covered in doo-doo yelled “Zoinks” as Mr. Belding told him his project got last place and instead of going to a good college he’d now go to Cal U and wind up back at Bayside as his unpaid assistant. Nerdstrom really got one over on Screech that time!
Crotch, that science fair episode was fantastic. It was amazing that Maxwell Nordstrom was able to build a sophisticated drone like that using early 1990s technology! As I recall, its sensors were precise enough so that 99% of the crap landed on Screech’s Jew-fro. However, instead of celebrating Maxwell Nerdstrom’s technical marvel, Screech bitched and complained about all of the feces in his poofy ‘fro!
Ass Breath, my favorite part was Screech showed up to school the next day with a ton of shit chunks matter in his ‘fro! It was obvious he’d just used a few paper towels to try and clean it and never took a shower! When he tried to ask Lisa Turtle to go to that weekends dance she kicked him in the balls and told him he stank like a butthole! Slater and Zack laughed hysterically as Screech writhed in pain on the floor.
Lisa Turtle was one tough customer.. one time in the cafeteria when I asked if I could smell her pussy she lifted her skirt, backed right up to my face and propelled a nasty wet turd right into my mouth and then walked away with her nose pointed up in the air while everyone else laughed at me as I reluctantly chewed on it to try and get it down before class.. she is one mean and nasty woman, even today.
Crotch, why did Screech even have an ant colony for a science fair project? How is that even a project - the ants are the ones building something, not Screech. Screech should have done a scientific study to determine how much urine and semen his poofy Jew-fro could absorb. He should have added variables to determine whether there is a causal relationship between the level of greasiness in his Jew-fro and the amount of urine and semen absorption. He could have won first place with an investigation like that!
Ass Breath, the experimental portion of his ant colony was his claim that they were gay ants. He had subjected them to hundreds of hours of gay porn, and made them listen to Barbara Streisand and Liberace. He claimed to have created a totally homo ant colony. Mr. Belding didn’t think much of that experiment and blew it away with one of his potent farts.
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Hi everyone. I live in Iran and we are finally getting internet access back. I just want everyone to know the number one show in Iran is Saved by the Bell. We love watching Mr. Belding teach that poofy headed, hook nosed, goblin important life lessons. Mr. Belding might not be Muslim but him farting on and buttslamming the Jewish Screech gargoyle is very refreshing to see coming from American TV! I have a poster in my home. It is of our beloved Ayatollah, and he is ripping ass right in Screech’s face, while Mr. Belding buttslamms Screech! Earlier today I took a dump and threw it towards Israel. I don’t care if the US bombs Iran as long as they don’t try and take away SBTB!
Hello. I wanted to enquire if this board has any reporters? I have been ripping some really loud and nasty farts recently. I had a fart earlier today that I timed and it was nearly 9 seconds long! I’d like for a reporter to come interview me and smell and time my farts. Hopefully they could then write an article about me and I could be posted on this wonderful site. My family would be so proud! I told my mother I was going to ask and she queefed into the phone in delight!
I was watching an old episode of Saturday Night Live from the early 1990s and saw a sketch which I don’t remember ever seeing before. It was a parody commercial for Mountain Dew. In the parody commercial, Chris Farley was dressed up as Mr. Belding and David Spade was dressed up as Screech. David Spade was wearing a huge Jew-fro wig and fruit rainbow/Zubaz pants. In the parody commercial,David Spade (Screech) walked into Farley’s (Mr. Belding) office to ask for advice on applying to colleges. Farley was chugging from a two-liter of Mountain Dew and belched loudly in Spade’s face, causing Spade to yelp “Zoinks!” A voiceover says “Quench your thirst and have some fun with Mountain Dew!” Farley starts strangling Spade and yells at him in Farley’s funny way of yelling as the commercial ends. Although the concept was quite simply, this Chris Farley and David Spade gave it their all and made the commercial hilarious!
Johnny, although that was a “spoof” of a real Mountain Dew commercial it was successful at boosting Mountain Dew sales by 3,000%! Screech was almost universally disliked for being one of the most annoying characters of all times. Buying a product that allowed one to release monster belches and pretend one was belching in Screech’s face was a real game changer for Mountain Dew. If I remember Mountain Dew took notice and had a number of similar commercials. One I recall had a Mr. Belding like character at a Thanksgiving table and he’s drinking directly from a three liter bottle of Mountain Dew. He then yells “Let’s get this party started”. When the Screech character who is drinking a bottle of water asks him to quiet down he takes a giant bite from a turkey leg, then turns to him and lets loose a monster belch that sprays food particles all over the Screech characters face. The Screech character yells “Yikes!” While the rest of the people at the table laugh and ask the Mr. Belding character for some of his Mountain Dew. The scene then cuts to the end where everyone except the Screech character is drinking Mountain Dew and letting loose monster belches.
Spud, the popularity of Mountain Dew exploded with that series of commercials! They really hit pay dirt by focusing their as campaign on belches in Screech’s face - it worked on so many levels!
Do you remember the infamous Hubba Bubba gum commercial from the early 1990s? In it, Mr. Belding was chewing a huge wad of bubble gum when he tried to blow a bubble, the entire wad accidentally flew out of his mouth and landed in Screech’s Jew-fro! I remember when the Harvard Business Review did a study on this advertisement and found that this commercial alone generated a 75% increase in gun sales!
There should have been commercials for fast food restaurants where people throw food into Screech’s ‘fro like in the new post. Arby’s could have tripled its sales
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