A-Rod was recently given the opportunity to test out a new double-decker airplane seat prototype. He brought Corky and Corky's best friend, Mr. Belding, with him. Mr. Belding and Corky sat on the upper level and A-Rod sat in between them on the lower level. Mr. Belding chowed down on a deep dish pepperoni pizza, which he washed down with a 2-liter of Mountain Dew. While testing the prototype, Mr. Belding ripped a nasty fart right in A-Rod's face, as depicted in the GIF image below!
There are posts on another message board forum where Jeremy Miller is discussed. Miller acted as Ben Seaver on the mid-late 1980s sitcom, "Growing Pains."
These message board comments were apparently posted in 2007. According to the posts, Jeremy Miller was either working at a McDonald's or an IHop. Granted, these posts are from 2007, so it is possible that Miller has moved on to greener pastures and might be a chef at an Olive Garden or Chili's now.
"Family Guy" apparently aired an episode years ago which included this clip about a reality entitled, "Who Wants to Marry Corky from 'Life Goes On'?" I think that this is a great idea and would be a huge hit!
I recently discovered this photo posted in another forum. This is allegedly a photo of Corky and his son which was taken in 2012 or 2013. Corky's son is probably 10 or 11 now. I bet he's a great father!
Mr. Belding recently showed Corky this video of a booby-trapped bicycle which deters theft. This bicycle was apparently rigged so that if someone sits on the seat, a pole extends up through the seat into the thief's anus! Corky loved this video and said that A-Rod would probably buy a bicycle like this because he likes having poles in his butt. Mr. Belding replied, "Good one, buddy!" and then ripped a 14-second window-rattling fart to show his support for Corky while A-Rod sat down in the corner of the room and wept at his unreciprocated love for Corky!
Corky recently discovered that one of his heroes, Hulk Hogan, once claimed that fellow wrestler, Andre The Giant would take dumps in hotel bathtubs. As set forth in the tweet below, the Hulkster once claimed that Andre took such a massive dump that he filled the tub up to the taps with dookie! Corky now has a new hero, Andre The Giant!
Sam Bankman-Fried is the founder and former CEO of FTX, a cryptocurrency exchange. He reportedly had a net worth of $26 billion at one point during spring 2022. During the 2022 stock and cryptocurrency bear market, his new worth dropped to a reported $16 billion as of Monday, November 7, 2022. However, FTX imploded and declared bankruptcy a few days later amid allegations of fraud, dropping Sam Bankman-Fried's net worth by $16 billion in just a few days.
He is undoubtedly the "Screech Powers" of the investment world and even has a huge poofy Jew-fro just like Screech did on Saved By The Bell: The New Class!
Here is a gif image of Sam Bankman-Fried meeting Mr. Belding:
I recently acquired a copy of Dustin Diamond's "Behind the Bell" autobiography, a book which was published in 2009. In the book, Diamond complained that the writers of Saved By The Bell: The New Class wrote storylines about Screech and Mr. Belding being gay! Here are some select passages from the book:
I was still playing Screech in SBTB: The College Years when SBTB: The New Class began production, so there was a brief gap in time when I was still part of the original SBTB and hadn’t yet transitioned all the way with [Dennis Haskins] into the new format. When I started with The New Class, that’s when all the weird scripts started getting handed down to Den and me—scripts with all sorts of blatant homosexual innuendo between Mr. Belding and Screech. It was clear that the writers were either getting bored or had a bone to pick and were taking it out on us. Den was the first to vocalize his objections to whoever would listen. Stage directions started to be inserted into scripts that said things like, “Screech and Mr. Belding embrace and stare into each other’s eyes.” Weird shit like that. Look, I don’t care anything about people’s sexual preference. As far as I’m concerned, people can hit any hole they choose. But in the context of the long- standing relationships and backstories that had been established over years of creating the characters in SBTB, the shit they were handing us was totally inappropriate, and they knew it. Maybe it all was to get back at Den, who seemed to always be up in the writers’ room lecturing them on how he wanted Mr. Belding to be written. Maybe Den had told each of the writers that he was from their individual hometowns, and they’d finally compared notes with each other, deciding he was full of shit. Den was telling them how to do their jobs, and they were like, “Okay buddy, we’re the writers; you’re the actor. We’ll write the lines, you memorize them, and everybody will be happy.” I think Den just got on their nerves after a while, and they started taking it out on us in the scenes we had together. They’d write action like, “Screech gets scared and wraps his arms around Belding for safety.” It was a comedy show with a number of slapstick, cartoonish set pieces, so that wasn’t so bad. But then when scenes weren’t coming off as the writers envisioned, they started getting more graphic.
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Later, Ron Solomon and Brett Dewey’s partnership ended after Ron went on to other projects. Brett stayed with SBTB, sitting up in the seats of the darkened studio during rehearsals, uncorking that high-pitched, Revenge of the Nerds laugh of his whenever we performed one of the overtly gay gags he’d written into the script. You always knew which writers had written which jokes by who laughed the loudest. Den started mumbling, “It’s fucking Brett. He’s the one who thinks this shit’s so funny.”
Here are some videos of Corky singing with his band-mates, the creepy-looking DeMasi twins:
"Life Goes On" was a ground-breaking sitcom which introduced the world to the "lovable 'tard." "Life Goes On" taught us all that people with Down's Syndrome are highly capable and very entertaining - Corky would shoot guns, nearly drive over everyone in his Driver's Ed class, and burned down his family restaurant after playing with the knobs on the stove top burners.
I recently discovered that there was also an episode in which Corky got lost in Chicago and met up with a hooker (played by Robin Tunney) with whom he lost his virginity!
At the end of the episode, Corky ended up in a seedy movie theater watching a gay porn flick as shown below until his sister, Becca, and their friend, Tyler, found him rubbing one out in the theater.
I recently discovered that someone is selling a black-and-white image of Screech saying "Zoinks" posted onto various items such as postcards, t-shirts, mugs, posters, spiral notebooks, hardcover journals, throw pillows, shower curtains, backpacks, duffel bags, drawstring bags, face masks, socks, and greeting cards! I have no doubt that these will be very popular within the gay community.
Corky was a complete stud on his "Life Goes On" sitcom and was crowned Homecoming King! Here is a picture of Corky with the Homecoming Queen - is there any doubt that Corky hooked up with her in the bathroom when she realized he had a huge dong??
I recently discovered an hilarious episode of Life Goes On entitled "Loaded Question." In the episode, Corky's dad gave Corky a handgun. Corky's mom and his annoying sister, Becca, were upset about the gun because they thought that guns were dangerous. When Corky's mom asked how Corky felt about the gun, he said that he didn't like the gun, either, because it was too small!
A black guy who worked with Corky's hot older sister was snooping around the back of the house one night and Corky opened fire and tried to shoot him! The only thing that saved the black guy was the fact that Corky was unbelievably uncoordinated. You might recognize the black guy from the Rocky movies, where he played "Duke," a trainer of Apollo Creed and then Rocky Balboa.
I recently discovered this video on YouTube entitled "Life Goes On - The Best Of Corky." This video includes clips of some of Corky's memorable scenes. Apparently Corky drove a Driver's Ed car into a dumpster on two different occasions for some reason!
Some of the comments to this video are gold, such as those shown below:
Here is a nice GIF image showing Screech oiling up Mr. Belding in an infamous homoerotic scene from Saved By The Bell: The New Class. The gay tension between those lovebirds was palpable in this scene!
