I recently discovered that someone is selling a black-and-white image of Screech saying "Zoinks" posted onto various items such as postcards, t-shirts, mugs, posters, spiral notebooks, hardcover journals, throw pillows, shower curtains, backpacks, duffel bags, drawstring bags, face masks, socks, and greeting cards! I have no doubt that these will be very popular within the gay community.
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It would have been really cool if Corky jizzed into that mug and then Mr. Belding went diarrhea into it. Then they gave it to Screech and made him drink it!
Can you imagine a kid wearing that Zoinks! backpack to school and then getting his ass kicked for being a complete loser?
They need more queer themed items like jockstraps to their lineup. They also need to include Mr. Belding when space allows. I for one would love to purchase sheets that had Mr. Belding pressing his ass to Screech’s head and farting, with Screech then yelling Zoinks. They are missing a huge portion of the deranged queer market.
I want to buy soiled underpants with Screech licking the stains, and yelling Zoinks. Do I play my order here? Ughhhhhhh I just lost a load thinking about this!
If I had on of those Zoinks throw pillows, I would sit on it and rip ass constantly. It would eventually reek of the smell of farts. Then I would give it as a birthday gift to my gay lover to sniff while pleasuring himself.
Gay Dude, you have the right idea. Whoever is selling these needs to partner up with Mr. Belding. He farts hundreds of times a day, and almost all of them are just wasted. He could easily rip ass on various items in this collection, providing them with a highly homoerotic stench that would make Screech yelling “Zoinks” make sense. I for one would buy dozens of Mr. B scented items. Some for myself, and others as gifts. I hope the creator of these products gets on board with this and caters to the queer community that supported Screech as their queer icon for over 20 years. They could also add some additional products like jock straps, and Mr. Belding used underwear.
Fart Blaster, I agree of the need for jock straps as well as underwear. If I had a white pair of briefs, I would make it a point of not wiping very well after using the toilet so that there would be brown Hershey stains in the back on an image of Screech’s face as well as yellow pee stains on another imagine of Screech’s face in the front! The mere thought of wearing stained underwear like that is a huge turn-on!!
I’d order a bunch of this stuff if Mr. Belding “seasoned” it first. The creator of these products needs to team up with the Big Bopper.
Gay Dude, unless Mr. B gets involved you have the right idea. Just imagine your lovers excitement on Christmas Day if you spend the summer and fall ripping ass on that pillow? By the time Christmas comes it will likely be a nice hazy brownish color, and will permanently reek of ass!
They need to start selling toilet paper with Screech's face on it. Imagine taking a huge smelly dump and then grabbing toilet paper with Screech's face on it and using it to wipe the feces off your anus! I'm popping a tent just thinking about this
Mr. Belding, do you read the posts here? Why have you you avoided public exposure in recent years? Were you heartbroken when Screech died? How many pizzas do you eat each week?
A couple days ago, A-Rod told Corky that at a mere 5’4” tall, he was as short as a little kid. A-Rod also said that Corky was jealous of him for being 6’4” tall and for having the perfect body. Corky replied that A-Rod has a tiny peepee compared to Corky’s and that A-Rod was a dirty Mexican. A-Rod replied that for the hundredth time, he was Dominican, not Mexican. Corky then said “let’s see how tall you are now!” and then punched A-Rod in the balls, causing A-Rod to fall to the ground in immense pain. Corky then viciously ass-raped A-Rod to teach him a lesson!!
Gary, I believe A Rod committed a hate crime by harassing poor Corky about his height. Thankfully Corky taught A Rod a lesson, but I believe the AG of Florida should be notified. I bet he will prosecute A Rod for being his unprovoked and vicious attacks on lovable ‘tard Corky. I personally believe A Rod should be punished by surgically reducing A Rod’s height so he’s a mere 5’3”! Making him a but shorter than Corky! Then we shall all see how he likes being a small fry with an even smaller dong!
I want my daddy!!
I have ordered dozens of each of these items. I plan on farting and shitting on each of these items as well as altering them so they are queer accessible. I will be cutting out the mouth hole so one can have their lover stick their tongue through it, allowing one to imagine Screech is giving their penis and as pleasure! I will also stink up many of the items “Big Bopper” style, including skid marks, diarrhea stains, Cheetos dust, and foul odors. Imagine buying a set of these sheets from me and finding they have skid marks, a few nasty stains, Cheetos dust, and the stink of baked ass?! You could snuggle up with Screech while imagining Mr. B was right there with you. For the notebook I’ll just crap on the pages and draw some erotic sketch art of Screech being violated. I hope this tickles everyone’s fancy. I will post more info as the sale date nears. My plan is to list them on Black Friday so everyone can make Christmas purchases. Many people will find they can do their entire Christmas shopping in my store! Also, save your money as these items will not be cheap!
Bobby, your idea is fantastic and I’m sure it will be a hit! Everyone has sexual fantasies and I know many gay guys who enjoy curling up in sheets which reek of the stench of some random dude’s anus! The Cheetos dust is a nice touch as would be chocolate stains and possibly even stains of pizza grease! But my question for you is how could you possibly keep the stench smelling ripe? You almost need to bottle your odors so that customers can spray them onto the sheets as the doors fade over time.
After the Supreme Court overturned Roe v. Wade, Mr. Belding told Corky that abortion might become illegal in some states. Corky got concerned that maybe A-Rod was pregnant with Corky’s baby and ran over to A-Rod to talk to him. Corky told A-Rod that he heard that abortion might become illegal where they live. A-Rod said not to worry and Corky obviously hadn’t gotten anyone pregnant. A-Rod then asked why Corky was holding and unwinding a dry cleaner’s clothes hanger. Corky said that he didn’t want to be stuck paying child support payments to A-Rod if A-Rod gave birth to Corky’s child out of his butthole. A-Rod replied that Corky didn’t understand biology and that a man couldn’t get pregnant and pointed out that he’s already a millionaire, so why would he need money from Corky anyway. A-Rod also noted that Corky didn’t even have any money because he forgot to ask to get paid when he was on “Life Goes On.” A-Rod then said that Corky talks too much and that he should remove his sweatpants and diaper so that he can fondle Corky’s dong. Corky got mad at A-Rod’s rude comment and punched him right in the balls! Corky then pulled off A-Rod’s pants and sodomized him with the unwound hanger to “abort any butt-babies in there.” Mr. Belding started laughing hysterically during this beating and suddenly lifted his leg and ripped a 12-second fart to express his support for Corky before shoveling handfuls of Doritos into his mouth! A-Rod’s anus started bleeding profusely and the Corky ass-raped him to teach him a lesson!
Gary, A Rod was extremely insensitive. Right now the gay community, over everyone else, needs support. The right to abort a butt baby is in the Constitution, right next to the right to eat pizza and rip noxious farts in your lovers face! Corky was right to be concerned that right could have been stripped away, and that A Rod would use a butt baby to trap him in some fashion. Thankfully Mr. B was there to inform his best friend and support his teaching A Rod a valuable lesson!
A-Rod took Corky grocery shopping at the Publix grocery store near where they live in Miami recently. As they walked past the alcohol aisle, Corky saw a case of “Hard Mountain Dew:Baja Blast” and got so excited that he went dookie in his diaper very loudly. A-Rod was so embarrassed because people 50 feet away heard Corky go dookie and turned and stared at he and Corky. A-Rod grabbed the case and then headed over to the candy aisle so Corky could get some candy for he and his best friend, Mr. Belding. After paying for groceries, A-Rod drove back home and then Corky opened up one of the cans of the Hard Mountain Dew: Baja Blast. Corky started drinking it and told A-Rod that the soda tasted like shit and that A-Rod must have screwed up. A-Rod replied that the Hard Mountain Dew has 5% alcohol and no sugar. Corky then got mad and accused A-Rod of trying to poison him. Mr. Belding chimed in to say that A-Rod wanted to get Corky drunk so he could take advantage of the Corkster. Mr. Belding then pulled down his pants and underwear and sprayed diarrhea on the family room wall to express his displeasure with A-Rod. Corky proceeded to fly into a ‘tard rage which resulted in A-Rod being covered in ‘tard semen and having a can of Hard Mountain Dew: Baja Blast lodged in his rectum. Corky sure taught A-Rod a lesson that time!!
Gary, that was 100 percent A Rod’s fault as usual. How would poor Corky have known that beverage was alcoholic and not a new amazing flavor of he and Mr. B’a favorite soda? A Rod should have told him it was alcoholic and had no sugar in it. Instead as Mr. B claimed A Rod likely hoped Corky would drink a bunch of them, get drunk, and allow A Rod to take advantage of him! Thankfully Mr. B stepped in and shit on the wall to put a quick stop to A Rod’s deviant plan! It would be funny if A Rod had to go to the hospital to get the can removed from his ass. I bet the entire hospital staff would be called in to point and laugh at what a huge faggot A Rod is !
I operated the boom mic on Life Goes On in 1990 and 1991. Corky had blown up and become a huge superstar and the producers of the show let him get away with a lot of stuff. In the gun episode, the script called for Corky to hear rustling coming from the bushes behind his house and fir Corky to come outside and yell at the black guy who was snooping around and the black guy was supposed to run away scared. But Corky went a little crazy during filming and grabbed a six shooter from one of ABC studio’s security guards and opened the back door to his house and started shooting real bullets! He unloaded all six bullets within a few seconds! I couldn’t believe Corky did that. Fortunately, he was a horrible shot and missed widely. He also really did burn down the family restaurant after playing with the knobs on the stovetop burners and then throwing newspapers and books onto the flames to watch them burn. He was such a lovable ’tard, but he was dangerous! And he also infamously wandered onto the Saved By The Bell set and roughed up and raped Screech during a few hilarious episodes! The strange thing is that the NBC studio, where Saved By The Bell was filmed, was miles away from the ABC studio, where Life Goes On was filmed. I’m not sure how the hell he managed to wander onto that set, but he did.
I was the manager of the Yankees between 1996 and 2007. A-Rod had issues when he started playing for the Yankees in 2003. He struggled both at the plate and with his sexuality when he started living in the spotlight in New York City. He has weird sexual fantasies which involve him being with a 'tard. At first he tried dating 'tard women, but then he developed erectile dysfunction so he switched to 'tard men. The first few 'tards were happy to be with A-Rod and were very submissive to him, but he still had sexual issues until he eventually got together with Corky from Life Goes On. Corky is an alpha male within the 'tard community and treats A-Rod like crap and makes A-rod think that he's lucky to be with Corky. Corky slaps A-rod around, shits in his closet and sock drawer, and essentially treat A-Rod like he's his bitch and A-Rod loves it. I am glad that A-Rod finally found his true love!
Joe, thanks for stopping by with such man insightful comment. It’s fascinating you took such a keen interest in A Rod’s sex life. Did you encourage your players to engage in homosexual behavior in the locker room and dugout? I’ve heard many stories regarding the Yankees rowdy clubhouse! Were A Rod and Corky together during your run as manager, and if so did you allow Corky to come into the locker room to abuse and sexually assault A Rod to keep A Rod happy and hitting?
My man hit a home run tonight. Then he came home and hit another by ripping a massive pepperoni pizza fueled fart in my face. I then tongued his anus, and he let loose some delectable shit nuggets into my mouth! Oh happy day!
Bruiser, the team paid a lot of money to A-Rod, so it was important that he show results at the plate. If that meant making sure his penis and ass needs were met, then that was a small price to pay. The clubhouse would let a gay ‘tard into the locker room before games to give A-Rod rough anal sex - that was A-Rod’s “slump buster,” and it worked! A-Rod won a couple MVP awards with the Yankees and I give a large amount of the credit to the ‘tards he was hooking up with at the time. Apparently playing games with a sore anus somehow took A-Rod’s mind off a slump and got him hitting really well.
I recently saw “Rim Goblins #3,” one of Screech’s gay pornos from the early 2010s. There’s a great scene where Screech is a janitor mopping a floor when all of a sudden a big fat and a short guy who appears to have Down’s Syndrome wall out of a men’s room and start yelling at Screech for doing a bad job of mopping the floor. All of a sudden, the fat guy slugs Screech in his hook nose as the Downs guy drops his sweatpants and then pulls down his doodoo-filled diaper and starts strangling Screech. This scene going on for a few more minutes as Screech ends up being raped inhales maybe 20 wet farts until he gets a stomach ache! Does anyone else think that this scene was a play on his gay relationships with Mr. Belding and Corky??
I played little league baseball with Screech back in the mid-late 1980s. He was on my team in 1988 - his dad wanted to attempt to socialize him with other kids instead of him hanging around with weirdo actors all of the time. He was a weird kid and wasn’t very good at playing the game. He usually struck out although he did manage to get a couple hits at the plate. However, one incident in particular I remember was when Screech was at the plate and he got drilled in the hook nose! Normally a player would be awarded first base after being hit. However, in this case, the home plate umpire ruled that it counted as a bunt because Screech’s hook nose was over home plate when he got hit. There were already two strikes, so Screech was called out for bunting foul on that pitch. It was the weirdest incident, but I still remember it 34 years ago!
Dave, that is one erotic movie, thank you for sharing! Screech was in hundreds, if not thousands of gay porn movies. He was rarely if ever paid, and many of them were surreptitiously filmed in bathhouses, rest stop bathrooms, and truck stops. As Screech’s only claim to fame was SBTB it made sense for anyone making a gay porn to try and work that angle in. But they had to make sure not to breach copyright laws. I’m certain that porn was directly related to Mr. B and Corky and them teaching Screech numerous lessons regarding proper unpaid bathroom attendant etiquette!
I recently saw an episode form the first season of SBTB: The New Class. In it, Screech came back to visit Bayside and thought he would be treated like a king since he had just graduated year before. Screech was immediately greeted by students calling him a “hook nosed faggot” and telling him to leave. Screech was disappointed but went to the boys locker room and ran into Weasel, the dork who was supposed to be a replacement dork for Screech. Weasel had a hook nose and Jew-fro just like Screech! Screech thought he could overpower Weasel and attempted to molest him. However, Weasel was stronger than Screech and quickly turned the table and ended up molesting Screech! Weasel then ass-raped Screech to teach him a lesson! Kevin the Robot then rolled into the locker room and accused Screech of cheating on him with Weasel. Kevin then grabbed Screech with his metal claws and then inserted his massive metal penis into Screech’s brown pipe and then “drained his oil” into Screech’s ass!! Screech sure got screwed over that time!
I grew up watching SBTB and I really hated Screech. Even though I’m 100% straight, I have to admit that that I would have loved to have jerked off into Screech’s face and taken a dump onto his Jew-fro.
Harold. I think that’s totally normal. Screech brought out the rage in everyone. Just seeing him prance about on TV made me want to tie him up and keep him in my basement. I would have fed him farts while using him as my personal toilet. I too am 100 percent hetero, but I would have buttslammed him and made him tongue my anus after I went Doo Doo on him!
Todd, that’s a heartwarming story. There’s just something about Screech - I’m not sure whether it was his hook nose, poofy Jew-fro, fruity clothes, or overall annoying personality that makes a normal man want to humiliate and degrade him. I agree that the mere thought of using him as a toilet and making him eat a diet of farts and dookie would be make a heterosexual man feel powerful and alive.
I handled Screech funeral after he croaked. There was no money set aside, but that guy had a list of demands. He wanted to be cremated and taken on a tour of truck stops around the country, where he wanted obese truckers to shove his ashes up their asses and fart his dust into a urinal while chanting “trust the dust”. I guess this was some moniker he claimed his fans knew him by. Needless to say, we did not do this. I instead cremated him and put his ashes in an old coffee can. Later that day an obese woman driving a 1978 Gremlin came by and picked them up. She cursed his name and told me he’d left her an old guitar that stank like ass and had no strings. She burned out of there in a hurry. I thought everyone might like to know about Screech’s classy funeral service.
A-Rod enjoys eating strawberries as a snack. He has a glass jar of sugar from which he uses a spoon to spread sugar onto the strawberries before he eats them. The other day, Corky thought it would be funny to dump out the sugar and instead fill the jar up with Mr. Belding’s dandruff and then trick A-Rod into eating it! So Corky was about to dump the jar of sugar when Mr. Belding told Corky not to waste it and to instead pour all 8oz of it into Mr. Belding’s mouth so he could eat it. After doing so, Mr. Belding started shaking off hunks of dandruff until the jar was filled to the brim with it! The next day, Corky and Mr. Belding were discussing He-Man cartoons in the kitchen when A-Rod walked in, pulled out a plate of strawberries and then sprinkled what he thought was sugar onto the strawberries. A-Rod then took a bite and spit it out when he realized that it wasn’t sugar on the strawberries. He grabbed the sugar jar and looked inside and then yelled, “Corky, what the hell did you do to my sugar???” Corky said it was Mr. Belding’s dandruff and was angry that A-Rod had yelled at him. Corky then punched A-Rod in the balls and then pulled down A-Rod’s pants and raped him! Mr. Belding pulled down his own pants and took a dump on A-Rod’s couch to show his support for Corky! The Corkster really taught A-Rod a lesson that time!
Gary, A Rod is moron. Who couldn’t differentiate sugar and dandruff? He deserved that hilarious prank. I’ve noticed that lately Mr. B has been really getting in on the action. Earlier he tended to only observe and encourage Corky with burps and farts. In the past few weeks he sprayed diarrhea on the wall, and shit on the couch! This is an amazing twist and means A Rod is in serious trouble. It seems Mr. B may finally be getting over the loss of Screech!
I just saw a hysterical episode of Happy Days. Corky guest starred in the episode as one of Richie Cunningham’s cousins. Corky was probably about 13 at the time. He showed up all dorky and fit in perfectly with the Cunningham’s excerpt he was a bit more retarded then they were. But then he met Fonzi and everything changed. He idolized The Fonz and began dressing like him and behaving like him. Trying to be all cool by snapping his fingers, wearing a black leather jacket, and riding a bike he decorated to like like a Harley Davidson motorcycle. He also slicked his hair back. The Cunningham’s at first found this funny, but took it more seriously when Corky pulled a switchblade on Mr. Cunningham when he lectured Corky about not doing his chores. Thankfully the Fonz was there and was able to settle Corky down. I have no proof, but I believe Corky ad libbed a scene where he took a dump in the kitchen sink, causing old Man Cunningham to go ballistic and began beating him with a belt. Corky then fled the house, and minutes later the Cunningham’s got a call their Hardware Store was on fire! Everyone knew lovable Corky had done it, and a dragnet was put out by the local police. Somehow Corky then stole a police car and drove it into a dumpster, then fled in foot into the woods. He was never seen again. What an awesome show! I was left wanting so much more Corky. I wish they had gotten rid of that Potsie guy and made Corky a full time character!
Urinal Aficionado, that was a notorious episode of Happy Days! That show was on the air for a long time and Corky should have been used in many more episodes. The spinoff show, "Joanie Loves Chachi," only lasted one season because it was so boring - "Joanie Loves Corky" would have been a far superior show.
Do you remember when Mr. Cunningham used a big black trash bag to grab Corky's dookie from the sink? He became the TV spokesman for Glad trash bags shortly after that episode aired and was the spokesman for more than a decade!
I just watched an old episode of “The Facts of Life” in which Corky made an appearance. This episode was from the 1986 season in which George Clooney was a handyman on the show. In the episode, it was revealed that Corky was the brother of Cousin Geri. Corky stopped by the dorm where the girls all live to spend the weekend with Cousin Geri. Corky brought a big package of Huggies diapers with him so that he and Cousin Geri could each wear several fresh pairs throughout the weekend. Shortly after he arrived at the dorm, Corky went down to the refrigerator in the dorm and grabbed a 2-liter of grape soda to drink. George Clooney told Corky that it wasn’t his soda and that it belonged to Tootie. George Clooney also asked Corky whether Tootie had given him permission to drink her beloved grape soda. Corky was outraged at George Clooney’s rude comment and ripped a fart before loudly filling his diaper with dookie. When he heard this, George Clooney asked Corky what the hell was wrong with him. George Clooney also said that it was bad enough that he had to deal with Cousin Geri and that Corky was really annoying. Corky got really angry and punched George Clooney in the balls! Corky then yanked down George Clooney’s jeans and underwear. Suddenly, Cousin Geri walked into the room - she was bare-ass naked except for a strap-on dildo she was wearing! Cousin Geri then proceeded to anally violate George Clooney’s anus while Corky ripped several wet farts in George Clooney’s face until he passed out from the stench! Corky really taught George Clooney a lesson that time!
Ass Breath, Corky was right to teach Clooney a lesson for being such a nosy busybody! It wasn’t his soda, why did he care about it so much. I highly doubt Tootie would have cared if lovable ‘tard Corky had some of her soda. Clooney must have been surprised when Cousin Geri waddled into the room with that massive strap on. She must have heard how rude he was being to Corky and decided to teach him a good lesson. That was also an interesting episode as normally Corky goes dookie in his diaper when he gets excited. He really showed his acting range by going Dookie to express his anger! I bet Corky’s farts filtered through that liquid shut he smelt like a sewer! Clooney is lucky he didn’t suffer any brain damage.
I was Dustin Diamond's eighth-grade teacher when he was living in Indianapolis, Indiana. He would often interrupt the class to say something annoying which he thought was funny. For example, during tests in Math class, he would often blurt out "Zounks!" after answering each question. He was also a weird-looking kid and had a massive 'fro even at age 13! Anyhow, the other kids in his class hated him for disrupting class and for being an overall turd. So they pooled their lunch money and gave the janitor $5 to teach Screech a lesson. Apparently, Mylo, the janitor, grabbed Dustin as he was on his way to recess one day and pulled him into the janitor's closet. Unbeknownst to all of us, Mylo was a homosexual who violated Screech - we all heard the sounds of Dustin screeching "Zoinks!" After that incident, Mylo was arrested and sentenced to prison for molesting Dustin. The other kids started calling Dustin with the nickname, "Screech," because he had been screeching in pain during the attack. Dustin was so traumatized that his family moved from Indianapolis to the Pacific Palisades area of Los Angeles. Dustin probably thought that this move would help him avoid ridicule, but it didn't when Dustin showed up at Bayside High School and discovered that several of his classmates and his former principal, Mr. Belding, had also moved to California!
Last night Corky walked in on A-Rod participating in a Zoom video call with his agent. After finishing his call, Corky told A-Rod that he had a great investment idea. Corky then said that in his Zoom call, he could see and hear the person he was talking with, but he couldn’t smell anything. Corky then said that A-Rod should invest his money in a company which adds smells to video calls. Mr. Belding expelled a 5-second window-rattling belch to express his support for Corky’s idea and then said that A-Rod could call this service, “Smell-o-Vision.” Corky then said that A-Rod could become a the richest person in the world with idea and that he would split the money with Corky for inventing it. A-Rod said it was a stupid idea and that nobody wanted to smell the stinky breath of someone he’s speaking to on Zoom. Mr. Belding chimed in to point out that the gay community would be interested in participating in Zoom calls with someone at a public men’s room so that they could smell farts and truck drivers taking dumps. A-Rod responded that Mr. Belding and Corky were both idiots and that they should stop wasting his time with stupid ideas. Corky got mad at A-Rod for these rude comments and kicked A-Rod up the ass before punching him in the balls! Mr. Belding then ripped a 15-second wet fart which fogged up the window in A-Rod’s house. Corky then ass-raped A-Rod to teach him a lesson about business!
A couple days ago, Corky said he wanted to handcuff A-Rod to the bed for sex. A-Rod assumed that it was going to be kinky and pleasurable sex, so he enthusiastically agreed. However, after being handcuffed, Mr. Belding walked into the bedroom completely pantsless. A-Rod uttered, “Zoinks! Corky, what is Mr. Belding doing here?” Mr. Belding walked up to A-Rod, turned around, and then ripped a heinous 15-second wet fart into A-Rod’s face! The door to the bedroom opened again and Anthony Rizzo walked in with his gay lover, Steve Bartman. Rizzo was eating a slice of deep dish pepperoni pizza with one hand and was holding a 2-liter of Mountain Dew in his other hand. Rizzo said, “Now,” and then Steve Bartman unzipped and pulled down his pants before Rizzo unleashed a nasty 12-second pepperoni fart into A-Rod’s face - when Steve Bartman caught a whiff of the noxious odor, he fell to the floor and started flopping around like a fish out of water while jizzing himself in ecstasy! Corky then removed his overflowing diaper and shoved it in A-Rod’s face before ass-raping him! Corky then said, “Happy birthday!” and explained that this entire encounter was A-Rod’s birthday present. When A-Rod started crying and said it was a horrible birthday present, Corky flew into a ‘tard rage and gave A-Rod a flurry of slaps to teach him a lesson about appreciation and manners!!!
Hello everyone. I’ve been a long time lurker on this fine board. Back in 2001 I was playing a concert in Los Angeles. I’m used to fun and boisterous crowds. But this night was different. I kept seeing this weird looking fellow in the front row with a giant Jew fro and massive beam nose. Now I’m quite flamboyant, but this weirdo seemed insane. Before I had even started singing he was screaming my name and crying. He was with someone pretty normal looking who at first was trying to settle him down. But halfway through my first song I saw him punch the Jew fro’d guy right in the face, bend him over, and really go to town on his anus. I later realized this couple was Mr. Belding and Screech. During this Screech was yelling Zoinks so loudly people around them couldn’t hear me singing and began booing. People were throwing all kinds of debris at Screech, and I saw a giant fat man back his bare ass up to Screech’s face and rip ass. Other gay fans of mine seemed to enjoy this display and began jerking off wildly. Within minutes the arena stank like an anus, and the camera men had put Mr. B and Screech on the screens around the stadium. The jizz really started flying and I gave up even trying to sing. It was the most deranged thing I’ve seen in my life, and that’s saying a lot. After Mr. B jizzed all over Screech’s head I was able to go back to singing. When the show was done I saw that Mr. B had abandoned Screech and left him laying in a heap on the floor. Annoyed at Screech interrupting my show I took a nice dump on him, then had security toss him out on the street and banned him from any future shows. That guy was the most deranged faggot I’ve ever seen!
Elton, I was at that show with my lover Ramon. We were in the cheap seats, but when they put Screech and Mr. B on the big screen I could see Screech was wearing an extra fruity pair of Zubaz that had tiny pictures of Mr. B ejaculating into Screech’s mouth. Then pandemonium broke loose and some queers in front of us began buttslamming and huffing poppers. Within moments the place stank like ripe ass and jizz and feces were flying everywhere. You may have missed this, but while you sang “Rocketman” Mr. B pulled out a car antenna from somewhere and whipped Screech’s nuts to the delight of the horny crowd!
Barf, I remember that Screech-themed line of Zubaz pants! There was the one of Mr. Belding jizzing into Screech’s mouth, like you saw. I also remember the ones of: (a) Slater taking a dump into Screech’s Jew-fro; (b) Zack’s dad ripping ass in Screech’s face; (c) Mylo the janitor sodomizing Screech with the handle of his mop; and (d) Corky having rough anal sex with Screech. That product sold very well in the early 90s. I remember seeing people lifting weights in those Zubaz pants when I would work out at the YMCA near where I lived at the time.
It’s shocking how dumb everything Screech did was. Who would pay to have already shoddy and flimsy Zubaz pants and decorate them with various dudes having sex, or shitting on him? Who would wear Zubaz pants with a picture of another dude ejaculating into his mouth to a concert? I heard he wasn’t even the person selling them, he had them designed for his personal use. That was a combination of Mr. B and Zack’s Dad. Screech got exactly $0 from that enterprise. I have only heard of this. But rumors around the dumpster scene are that there were a very limited edition of 10 pairs of Zubaz pants with Kevin the Robot violating Screech’s ass. Has anyone ever seen a pair of these holy grail Zubaz pants?
Crab, that is an extremely hot approximation, but I think screech himself read this, and whilst getting fruity with George Carlin, came through back to this mortal realm to give an authoritative lesson on his early 90s style! It’s no coincidence we have recently been talking Zubaz and he appears in a seance!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-udHDI8h4Jg
Anon, that’s a nice little video you found! I do struggle with the idea Screech would be palling around with legend George Carlin. Also, she didn’t mention Screech yelling “Zoinks” or talking about being anally violated, so I have to think it’s a ruse. It would have been very believable if she said Screech was a raging queer who talked about the hot dumpster and truck stop scene in the afterlife!
Elton, I was also at the concert, and was about 10 rows back. I distinctly remember you coming to the front of the stage while Mr. Belding was buttslamming Screech, aiming your ass at Screech’s head, putting the mic near your ass, then ripping a nice 4 second fart in Screech’s face! That really got the crowd going!
I went to high school with Screech. I remember taking a chemistry class when the teacher, Mr. Dewey, spread out a bunch of different foods on plates on this desk. Mr. Dewey then asked Screech to walk up to the front of the room. Screech assumed that Mr. Dewey was going to give him something to eat. However, Screech was surprised when Mr. Dewey grabbed donut on one of the plates and then ripped ass in Screech's face! Mr. Dewey when mentioned how many joules of energy were in the donut and provided the energy for the fart. Mr. Dewey then asked Slater to come to the front of the room, gave him a slice of deep dish pizza, and then instructed him to also rip ass in Screech's face! Mr. Dewey then explained that Slater's fart was more powerful because there were more joules of energy in the deep dish pizza. This process when on for another 10 minutes as every other student in class eat a piece of food and then farted into Screech's face. Screech then pointed out that the lesson made no sense because nobody's stomach could possibly digest the food within seconds, so what was the point of having everyone fart in his face. Mr. Dewey got mad and yelled at Screech and then he sent him to Principal Belding's office as punishment for disrupting class! When he got to Belding's office, Mr. B ass-raped Screech to teach him a lesson!!!
Turd, Screech did have a point. Remember when Ox came up, and was given a Taco Bell 7 layer burrito? Before he’d even taken a bit he ripped a ridiculously loud 6 second fart! Mr. Dewey tried claiming his fart was extra powerful because of the energy in the burrito. When Screech pointed out Ox hadn’t even taken a bite of it Mr. Dewey smacked him in the face, and Ox shoved the entire burrito in his mouth and gobbled it up in one bite. I laughed as Mr. Dewey claimed Ox’s fart was effected by anticipatory fuel source!
I just saw an episode from the 7th season of Saved By The Bell: The New Class in which Screech, Slater, Mr. Belding, and Corky went on a canoe trip in a river in Northern California. The river extended through a sparsely populated forested area. During the canoe trip, Mr. Belding and Slater were in one canoe and Screech and Corky were in the other canoe. At one point the two canoes were side-by-side when Mr. Belding said he had to take a huge dump, so he and Slater went off to one river bank so that Mr. Belding could go doodoo. Corky and Screech took their canoe off to the riverbank on the other side and then got out of the canoe to walk around. Shortly after getting out of the canoe, Corky and Screech encountered two inbred mountain people who were carrying guns while hunting. Screech said that the inbred men looked like Corky and asked whether they were his relatives. Corky got mad and punched Screech in the balls! Then the inbred men grabbed Screech and made him take off his clothes and squeal like a pig. Then one of the mountain people started raping Screech! Corky then walked over and Screech breathed a sigh of relief because he assumed that Corky would save him. Instead, Corky ripped a fart into Screech face and then sat back down and started cheering as the mountain person raped Screech. The other mountain person gave Corky a Mountain Dew to drink during this spectacle. Screech then looked over and saw Slater and Mr. Belding walking toward him and thought that they would rescue him. However, when Slater and Mr. Belding realized that Screech was being raped, they fell over laughing hysterically! Then Slater leered while masturbating vigorously while Mr. Belding ate spoonfuls from an enormous can of cake frosting! It was a highly entertaining episode in an otherwise dull season!!
Sea Bass, that was a fascinating episode. There was no explained reasoning behind Slater being in that episode. Nor was there any explanation as to why none of the students were on a school sponsored canoe trip! Screech totally deserved that ass raping for being so disrespectful! He always made stupid jokes that weren’t funny, and got him in big trouble. You’d also have thought by that time Screech would have realized that no one was ever going to rescue him from an attack. Not one single time out of thousands did anyone ever rescue him. I also enjoyed that Mr. Belding brought cans of cake frosting on a camping trip! I bet he made Screech carry them for him.
I wish they were selling the posters of the dman's colonospy. I would love to magnet it to the fridge. I remember when they had to remove some of the dman's lower intestines after Hawaiian style, the doctor sewed them into socks to wear. he then added them to his crotchless one peice mr slim goodbody suit.
I just watched the episode of Saved By The Bell where there is a science fair. Zack’s project concerned a way of minimizing car exhaust, Slater made an improved wrestling singlet which absorbs a larger amount of ball and ass sweat, and Screech’s project involved a new talking robot. Mr. Belding also showed up at the science fair and the students assumed he was a judge. However, he said that he had a project of his own and said that it was a study on Screech’s Jew-fro and how much Screech’s poofy ‘fro could muffle a fart. Mr. Belding then started expelling a nasty 12-second fart and then grabbed Screech by the neck and positioned Screech’s fro in front of his ass so that the fart was noticeably muffed by Screech’s Jew-fro. Screech asked why it was fair for the school principal to be allowed to compete in the science fair and asked how ripping farts in someone’s face was considered science fair-worthy. Mr. Belding then grabbed Screech again and ripped ass into his Jew-fro. Mr. Belding was awarded as the winner of the science fair. After receiving his award, Kevin the Robot rolled into the school gym where the science fair was being held and saw Screech with the new talking robot and got jealous and angry at Screech. Kevin rolled over to Screech and accused Screech of cheating on him! Kevin then elongated his metal cock and inserted it into Screech’s anus and ass-raped him before draining the oil from his metal penis into Screech’s ass! It was a great episode!!
Ass Breath, Screech sure was retarded for always designing new queer robots. What kind of weirdo designs an insanely jealous gay robot, and is dumb enough to also give it a giant metal cock? But I suppose that’s the kind of thing that happens when an entrant into a school science fair happens to be the principal of the school! When his experiment is ripping farts into a students Jew fro in some absurd experiment. When said principal then wins the science fair, which is judged by teachers he is the boss of. I suppose that kind of environment creates deranged weirdos that attach metal cocks to queer robots. I did enjoy when during AC Slaters presentation he began breakdancing causing the obligatory canned “swooning” sound from the audience.
A-Rod came back from the gym today and saw a big cake with birthday candles on the kitchen counter and was elated that Corky had obviously gotten it to celebrate A-Rod's 47th birthday. A-Rod opened his utensil drawer and got out a plate and was about to cut himself a piece when Corky walked into the kitchen and asked him what the hell he was doing. A-Rod replied that he was going to eat a piece of his birthday cake. Corky slapped him in the face and told him that the cake was for he and his best friend, Mr. Belding, to eat. Corky also said that after eating the cake, he and Mr. Belding would fart into A'Rod's face so that A-Rod could enjoy his birthday dessert. A-Rod replied that he's rather eat a piece of cake instead of a couple wet farts. Corky replied that A-Rod was an idiot and that it was healthier for him to instead eat those farts. Mr. Belding chimed in that the farts were organic and fat-free and that it would be good for A-Rod's physical appearance. Mr. Belding then ripped a powerful window-rattling fart! A-Rod told Corky and Mr. Belding that they were both tubbos and that they should let A-Rod have a piece of the cake. Corky decided that he had put up with enough of A-Rod's unthankful attitude and punched him in the balls and then kicked him up the ass! Corky then pulled down A-Rod's pants and raped him while Mr. Belding ripped birthday farts into A-Rod's face! A-Rod sure learned an important lesson on his own birthday!
Mr. Belding has spent the past several days stuffing his face with Taco Bell, pepperoni pizza, Doritos, hot dogs, Corona beer, and Mountain Dew. He has been doing this because this concoction gives him horrendous gas. Mr. Belding has also ripped about 50 heinous farts near A-Rod’s face this week and told Corky that his farts are his birthday gifts to A-Rod. While A-Rod was eating dinner last night, Mr. Belding positioned his ass about six inches from A-Rod’s nose and the cut a 14-second fart which was so wet that it fogged up the windows in the kitchen! A-Rod uttered “Zoinks!” and then said, “Dammit! Can you please not do that in my face? It is disgusting!!” Corky got mad and told A-Rod that he was very rude that that he should be thanking his best buddy, Mr. Belding, for giving him such a thoughtful gift. Corky also said that A-Rod would write Mr. Belding a thank-you note if he had any manners. Corky then punched A-Rod in the Adam’s apple and proceeded to ass-rape him which Mr. Belding chugged down a 2-liter of Mountain Dew and ate a large cake. The next morning, A-Rod wrote Mr. Belding a thank-you note! Corky sure taught A-Rod some manners!!!
I once witnessed A-Rod eating a turd out of Corky’s butthole in the locker room after a game. A kid who said he had terminal cancer had requested this through the “Make-a-Wish Foundation.” However, the kid tricked A-Rod and was never even sick - when Corky started eating the feces, that kid started laughing so hard that he fell over! After expelling the turd into A-Rod’s mouth, Corky ripped an insanely loud fart in A-Rod’s face causing everyone to bust up laughing at what an unbelievable faggot A-Rod was being! Even manager Joe Torre thought this was hilarious.
Mr. Belding recently introduced Corky to “Beavis & Butthead” and showed Corky several episodes from the old show. Corky thought that they were hilarious and then ran from his living room to find A-Rod. Corky told A-Rod that he had a great idea for a tv show which A-Rod would produce and pay for. Corky said that it would be a show where he and his best friend, Mr. Belding, watched He-Man cartoons and that he and Mr. Belding would make comments about the cartoons. Mr. Belding then lifted his leg and ripped a 7-second fart to show his support for Corky’s idea. Mr. Belding also clarified that Corky would make the comments on the cartoons whereas he would simply belch and fart to show his approval for Corky’s comments. A-Rod said that it was yet another stupid idea and that Mr. Belding only wants to participate so that he has an excuse to stuff his face with more unhealthy fast food and junk food. Mr. Belding belched loudly to show is disagreement with A-Rod’s rude comments. A-Rod replied that it was getting stinky in the family room as a result of Mr. Belding’s farts and belches and Corky should join A-Rod in the master bedroom so that he can fondle Corky’s enormous dong. When Corky heard these comments, he got mad and punched A-Rod in the balls! Corky then pulled down A-Rod’s pants and raped him while Mr. Belding alternately belched and farted!
Last night Corky and A Rod were snuggling in bed after Corky had gone to town on A Rod’s asshole. When they woke up in the morning they found that Corky had left an enormous dookie in the bed overnight. When A Rod confronted Corky about shitting the bed Corky said he would remember doing that and it must have been A Rod. A Rod said he’d never crapped himself in his entire life, and Corky did so on a daily basis, making it much more likely Corky had done it. This of course enraged Corky who then punched A Rod in the face, then pressed A Rod’s face into the turd while giving him an amazing morning ass raping! Corky then heard a monster belch of support and noticed his best buddy was watching from the doorway while eating a can of pringles and chugging a 3 liter of Mountain Dew!
Inside Man, isn’t it partially A-Rod’s fault for allowing Corky to sleep in his bed without wearing a diaper? A-Rod probably likes to feel Corky’s monster dong against his leg at night when he’s falling asleep and forgot that Corky still hasn’t learned to control his bowels. It is also A-Rod’s fault when Corky and Mr. Belding go #2 in the sock drawer of A-Rod’s dresser. A-Rod would have put locks on his dresser drawers if he wanted to prevent Corky and Mr. Belding from using them as toilets.
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