Important Questions for Diamond - Part V

Here are some of my important questions for Diamond that have been posted over at the new Dustin Diamond Love forum:

Tue Feb 21, 2012 8:16 am

rocco wrote:

Kurt_Steinberg wrote:Diamond, remember how you saved a grand total of $4000 during the ten years while you were Mr. Belding's assistant? Remember when saw an ad for a new Zubaz automobile? Remember how the Zubaz Squirrel had a 2 cylinder engine and a top speed of 38 MPH? Remember when you took the bus to the Zubaz dealer and paid your entire life savings for a pink Zubaz Squirrel? Remember how the metal forming the frame of the car was about as thick as tin foil? Remember how the door was so flimsy that merely touching it would leave permanent indentations on the door? Remember how the windows were formed out of Cling-wrap? Remember when you got into the car and drove off the lot home? Remember how mad all of the other drivers were getting at you because you were driving 35 MPH in a 45 MPH zone? Remember when it started raining on the way home and your car started rusting instantly? Remember when the entire engine block fell through the rusted-out car frame 10 minutes later? Remember how your your entire car started disintegrating on the road in the rain? You sure were a dipshit that time for wasting your entire life savings on a Zubaz car! What a moron!




Diamond really was a jackass that time. Too bad for him the 3 minute or 36 foot warranty had already expired when the car disintegrated!


ROCCO



Yes, he appeared to be retarded that time! Seriously, what kind of a moron would pay $4000 for a car that has windows made out of Cling-wrap?



Tue Feb 21, 2012 3:39 am

Diamond, remember how you saved a grand total of $4000 during the ten years while you were Mr. Belding's assistant? Remember when saw an ad for a new Zubaz automobile? Remember how the Zubaz Squirrel had a 2 cylinder engine and a top speed of 38 MPH? Remember when you took the bus to the Zubaz dealer and paid your entire life savings for a pink Zubaz Squirrel? Remember how the metal forming the frame of the car was about as thick as tin foil? Remember how the door was so flimsy that merely touching it would leave permanent indentations on the door? Remember how the windows were formed out of Cling-wrap? Remember when you got into the car and drove off the lot home? Remember how mad all of the other drivers were getting at you because you were driving 35 MPH in a 45 MPH zone? Remember when it started raining on the way home and your car started rusting instantly? Remember when the entire engine block fell through the rusted-out car frame 10 minutes later? Remember how your your entire car started disintegrating on the road in the rain? You sure were a dipshit that time for wasting your entire life savings on a Zubaz car! What a moron!



Sun Feb 19, 2012 9:53 am

Diamond, when you were a student at California University, how many times did you wake up in the middle of the night because someone was pissing on your head? Remember how Slater and Zack were always having orgies with the campus's raging sluts? Remember how there was no bathroom for women on the floor, so the women decided to use your face as a toilet instead of walking up to the women's bathroom on the next floor?



Fri Feb 17, 2012 3:30 am

Diamond, please confirm that you murdered Hall of Fame former MLB catcher Gary Carter because you were jealous of his curly 'fro. You're gonna pay for this heinous act!!!



Tue Feb 14, 2012 6:19 am

rocco wrote:Diamond, remember that time you got fed up with Mr. B tearing your Zubaz while ripping them off your body during his violent rapes? Is it true you had Mrs. Powers sew a flap in the ass of your Zubaz so Mr. B could still ass rape you, but wouldnt have to rip them in the process? Is it true the next day Mr. B cornered you after lunch and went to rip off your Zubaz when you said "hold on chief!" Is it true that you then released the Velcro flap which exposed your pasty ass? Is it true you thought the Big Bopper would appreciate this gesture? Is it true you were wrong and the Big Bopper was infuriated at your butt flap? Is it true he tore your Zubaz off and the called out to AC Slater? Is it true while Mr. B pounded away at your asshole slater ripped your Zubaz to pieces as if he were Hulk Hogan ripping off his tshirt? Is it true since you hadn't worn your Zubaz underpants you were forced to put back on your now shredded and tattered Zubaz which didn't really cover anything? Is it true the kids in Mr. Tuttle's class pointed and laughed at you because they could see your tiny cock and your jizz covered ass? Is it true when you got home Mrs. Powers was mad because once again your Zubaz had been ripped up? Is it true she belched a cum belch into your face and called you a "hook nosed loser"? That sure wasn't your day Dman!

ROCCO



Diamond sure was a fool to think that Belding would want to use the butt flap!

Why did Diamond purchase all of those Zubaz brand items? As I recall, the Zubaz underwear were so flimsy that a medium-sized fart would be sufficient to rip a hole in them!



Mon Feb 13, 2012 4:54 am

Diamond, which of the following is the most difficult to remove from your Jew-fro after drying - (a) semen; (b) fecal juice; (c) snot/boogers; or (d) barf? Please get back to me soon, buddy, as I am racking my brain thinking about this conundrum!



Sat Feb 11, 2012 4:34 am

Diamond, remember when you travelled to Canada a few years ago to get your teeth fixed and your dental work is featured on this website: http://www.torontosmilemakeovers.com/ ? Is it true that you were born with normal teeth, but after years of drinking piss, the uric acid in the piss had horrible damaged your teeth, requiring extensive dental work? Is it also true that you were under general anesthetic and were anally raped while you were under?



Thu Feb 09, 2012 12:08 pm

Diamond, remember that time when you looked at your baby-sized cock while pissing at a urinal and started crying because of its small size? You sure realized that your life sucked for you that time!



Wed Feb 08, 2012 8:12 am

Diamond, remember that time when Lisa Turtle rejected you for the 500th time and then you walked home after school and caught her dyking out with your TV mom, Mrs. Powers? Remember when you cried as you watched Mrs. Powers do Lisa in the ass with a strap-on while Lisa sucked off Mr. Powers and Mr. Tuttle sat on the dresser watching and masturbating? Remember how a few minutes later you watched in horror as Lisa sucked off Hound Dog? Was it a major blow to your ego when you discovered that Lisa was a total slut who would fuck everything that moves except for you? Even Hound Dog was sexier to Lisa than you!



Tue Feb 07, 2012 8:08 am

Diamond, do you remember the episode where you were watching a re-run of 21 Jump Street on a small Sony Watchman miniature television set with a 2-inch screen during lunch period back in 1991 when you were a student at Bayside? Remember when you started to get turned on while watching Johnny Depp and Richard Greico solving crimes while dressed up as undercover officers? Remember when you went into the bathroom sit on the toilet while rubbing a couple out? Remember when Slater heard you smacking around your ding-dong in the stall and got mad? Remember when Slater kicked open the door and informed you that you were not allowed to enjoy any type of sexual pleasure? Remember when he kicked you in the balls and then pissed onto your Jew-fro? Remember when several other dudes in the bathroom also started pissing on you? Remember when the kid taking a dump in the next stall started firing shit-covered pieces of toilet paper over the stall wall onto you that he had just used to wipe his ass? Remember when you ran out to complain to Belding and he confiscated your Watchman and called you a "stupid Jew faggot" and made you suck his cock right in front of Becky the Duck, Belding's kinky girlfriend at the time?




Mon Feb 06, 2012 11:47 am

Hey Diamond, remember that time during Mr. Tuttle's class when you burped and then the entire room reeked of the smell of cock as a result of your penis breath?



Mon Feb 06, 2012 4:11 am

Diamond, remember how you took Mr. Dewey's health class during your sophomore year at Bayside? Remember how you had to pull down your pants so that he could measure your cock for the final exam? Remember how you failed the final exam because your cock was too small? Remember how you had to take summer school in order to receive a passing grade? Remember how the only summer school class offered was "Prison Rape 101" taught by Mr. Dewey and Principal Belding? Remember how they would ass-rape you several times every day, pulling queer trains and even invited other faculty staff and Zack's dad to join in on the action? Remember when you endured 8 weeks of anal rape and rectal bleeding until the summer session ended? Remember when you asked Mr. Dewey what grade you would be receiving on the last day of class? Remember when Mr. Dewey started laughing and said, "Smile, you are on candid camera!" and pointed to a hidden camera in the back of the room? Remember when host Ed McMahon walked into the classroom and explained that you had been subjected to a 2-month long practical joke? Remember how hard everyone laughed as you cried and your horribly torn rectum bled through your Zubaz? The Bayside gang really got you good that time!



Sun Feb 05, 2012 4:49 am

Diamond, do you remember the time when Belding asked you to pick up a family sized bag of Doritos for his afternoon snack? Remember when you carelessly bought a bag of low-fat Doritos? Remember how sensitive Belding was about his weight and thought that you were giving him a subtle hint that he was too fat? Remember how upset Belding was with you for buying the wrong chips? Remember when Belding sat on the bag, crushing all of the chips and then dumped the chip crumbs into your poofy Jew-fro? Remember when he then yanked off your Zubaz and raped you? Remember when he blew his load up your ass and then dumped you outside the school on the ball field in an unconscious state? Remember when a flock of hungry birds smelled the Dorito crumbs in your Jew-fro and flew down and started attacking you while eating the crumbs? Remember when an endangered California Condor was one of the birds? Remember when Maxwell Nerdstrom saw the bird attack and took a photo which was later published in the Bayside Bugle newspaper? Remember how Jessie Spano was a member of PETA at the time? Remember how Jessie showed the picture of the bird attack to her weirdo PETA friends and they burned down your house to teach you a lesson about messing with birds? Doritos got you good that time!



Fri Feb 03, 2012 1:44 pm

Diamond, do you like it when you are standing at a urinal pissing out of your tiny cock and someone comes up behind you and pisses all over you as you stand at the urinal? Do you wear you piss-soaked Zubaz for the next three hours until the urine dries, or do you put on a fresh clean pair of Zubaz?



Tue Jan 31, 2012 7:18 pm

Diamond, remember that time when you went into the Teacher's lounge and saw a new beanbag chair on the floor? Remember when you quickly plopped down on it? Remember when you rubbed your Jew-fro against it and suddenly realized that that the texture of the beanbag chair was unusual? Remember when you also discovered that the beanbag chair smelled like ass? Remember when you noticed that the beanbag chair was covered in lice? Remember when you saw what looked like gray material covered all over the beanbag chair? Remember when you went in for a closer look and saw that the gray material was coarse? Remember when you noticed white stains on some of the gray material? Remember when you licked the white stains and immediately realized that the white stains tasted like AC Slater's cum? Remember when you touched the gray material and realized that it bore a strong resemblance to pubic hair? Remember when you looked over and realized that the "beanbag chair" was in reality Mr. Belding's scrotum which he had let out of his trousers to get some fresh air? Remember when Belding yelled at you for rubbing against his scrotum against his wishes? Remember when Belding gave you a typical pummeling and then ass-raped you for the 735th time? You sure learned to look before sitting down that time!



Thu Jan 26, 2012 11:09 am

Diamond, I loved you in Pulp Fiction, where you played "the Gimp." Please confirm that you have played a gimp in hundreds of gay pornos.



Thu Jan 26, 2012 9:17 am

Diamond, have your encounters with people changed much over the years? I suppose that during the height of SBTB's fame, people would walk past you and think to themselves, "Hey, that's that huge dork from Saved By The Bell. What an ugly homo!" However, as you age fewer and fewer young people know who you are. I suspect that a large % of the people who walk past you now think to themselves, "What a creepy weirdo. I bet that homo sucks a lot of cock!"

Please discuss how the transition from being known as the "dorky Screech" to a "creepy weirdo" has affected your life.



Tue Jan 24, 2012 7:59 am

Diamond, do you remember when you visited a Bayside school board meeting and motioned that the team's mascot be changed from the Bayside Tigers to the Bayside Jock Straps? Remember when Mr. Tuttle stood up and made a motion that you be ass-raped for presenting such a stupid motion and being such a ugly faggot? Remember when you got raped by 50 dudes at the meeting and had several microphones shoved up your brownpipe? Remember when semen deposited in your asshole dripped into the microphones causing a short-circuit? Remember when you were electrocuted by the microphones and nearly died? Remember how hard everyone laughed? Remember how you narrowly averted death when Belding tripped on the microphone cords while waddling while naked over to you to masturbate? Remember when the microphone cords ripped out of the electric socket when he tripped? You sure learned to shut your trap that time!



Tue Jan 24, 2012 6:09 am

rocco wrote:Diamond, remember the episode where the Big Bopper got you to go scuba diving? Remember when once you were under water he took your air hose and stuck it in his asshole then began ripping nasty farts? Remember how you breathed Mr. Beldings farts instead of oxygen for nearly an hour? Remember how that caused you to suffer massive brain damage? Belding sure got you good that time Dman!


ROCCO



It would have been funny if Diamond's lungs had expanded like a blowfish as they filled up with Belding's farts!




Mon Jan 23, 2012 10:48 pm

Diamond, remember that episode where you walked into your parents' bedroom and caught your TV dad, Mr. Powers, having a hot three-way with Becky the Duck and Hound Dog? Remember how Mr. Powers was eating out Becky the Duck's cooch while Hound Dog was doing him right in the ass? Remember when you looked off to the side and saw your TV mom, Mrs. Powers, fingering herself while watching the orgy? Remember how angry Becky the Duck, Hound Dog, and Mr. Powers were at you for interrupting their deviant sexual practices? Remember when they all attacked you and started biting you? Remember when Becky flew up and bit your huge hook nose with her beak and then flew up to the ceiling and dropped duck turds into your Jew-fro? Remember when Hound Dog bit you in your groin and bit off your baby-sized cock? Remember when your dad gave you a vampire-like bite in the neck? Remember when caught tetanus from the Hound Dog and Becky the Duck bites and caught rabies from your dad's bite? Remember how your dad was apparently a Trojan horse carrier of rabies for some unexplained reason? What was that all about?



Sat Jan 21, 2012 3:14 am

Diamond, are you busy planning a romantic Valentine's Day date with your gay lover, Mr. Belding? Remember when he handed you a candy box last year that you thought was filled with chocolate turtles, but when you opened the box you discovered he had eaten all of the chocolate candies and then shit in the box? Remember how that was the most thoughtful gift you have ever received?



Thu Jan 19, 2012 11:21 am

rocco wrote:Dman, remember that time you put your precious baby pictures and mementos in a storage unit? Remember when instead of paying the rent on the storage unit you bought some Arby's? Remember how your crap went up for sale because of this? Remember how you thought you could go to the auction and get your shit back for a dollar or two? Remember when Dave Hester from the show "Storage Wars" was there? Remember how annoying you were when your unit came up? Remember how to place a bid you screamed "Zoinks"? Remember how this annoyed Dave Hester and he began to bid with his trademark "Yup"? Remember how you only had eight dollars and began to cry after your "Zoinks" at eight bucks was quickly met with a "Yup" taking the bid to nine dollars and far out of your financial range? Remember how Dave won the auction and took a box of your personal photos, then set the rest of your shit on fire? Remember how you began to cry and the auctioneer came over and jabbered some auction speak in your ear while he reached his hand down your pants and crushed your tiny dick? Remember how Dave listed the box of your personal pictures and memories on eBay and I bought them for $115? Remember how you followed the eBay auction but $115 was like a million dollars to you? Remember how you whined to the arbynator and she comforted you by ripping a hideous fart on your hook nose? Remember how I posted your personal pics for the world to enjoy then wiped my ass with your childhood memories? That sure was funny Dman!


ROCCO



I think I saw that episode! Wasn't that the episode where Barry, the 60+-year old retiree showed up with a midget wearing stilts to scope out the storage lockers up for auction? As I recall, the midget kept smacking Diamond in the head with a stilt while Barry masturbated vigorously!



Wed Jan 18, 2012 9:02 am

Diamond, one of my friends has convinced me to take a chance on heterosexuality. So I have a date with a girl this coming weekend, although I bet it will be a complete waste of time because I heard that girls don't have cocks like we do. By the way, this girl is 10 times better looking than any of the fat heinous beasts you have been known to pretend to date.

Important Questions for Diamond - Part IV

Here are some of my important questions for Diamond that have been posted over at the new Dustin Diamond Love forum:

Tue Jan 17, 2012 4:15 am

rocco wrote:

arbys_shitpipe wrote:Rocco I can indeed confirm that your NFL story is true. Tom Brady actually feels that his 5 touchdown pass first half on Saturday was tainted by the fact that Diamond witnessed it. He was absolutely seething with anger when he heard the news and that's why the NFL was forced to issue Diamond such a stern letter.


I heard that he made Giselle Bundechen wear a Jew Fro wig that night and ass-fucked her to take out his rage for Diamond watching his game! I heard she obliged and even through in a few "Zoinks" for extra realism!


ROCCO


I heard that Bridget Moynahan, an actress and the mother of Tom Brady's child, watched the encounter between Tom and Giselle while fingering herself vigorously!


Mon Jan 16, 2012 9:28 am

Diamond, it is time for you to come clean and finally admit how you spent your Saved By The Bell fortune. I remember reading that you have declared bankruptcy twice now, and the first time was sometime right after SBTB was cancelled. How on earth did you piss all of that money away so quickly? I know that you could not possibly have blown it all on Taco Bell and Arby's - did you purchase extravagant gifts for your many gay lovers?


Fri Jan 13, 2012 9:36 am

Diamond, Roman Catholics around the world celebrate Ash Wednesday as the start of Lent in February or March. Please confirm that you have your own "Wednesday" holiday call "Ass Wednesday." Is it true that you celebrate Ass Wednesday every week instead of the annual Ash Wednesday celebration? Also, as you may know, Catholic who attend Mass on Ash Wednesday may have a priest make the sign of the cross in with ashes on their foreheads. Is it true that you have your own variance of this whereby your gay lovers on Ass Wednesday draw swastikas with shit on your forehead? Please get back to me soon, ass fuck!


Fri Jan 13, 2012 12:35 am

Diamond, I just discovered that a search for "queer fantasies" on google lists my Dustin Diamond queer blog as the #2 hit! Does it turn you on knowing that your name is highly correlated with a search string such as "queer fantasies"? Get back to me soon, assfuck!


Thu Jan 12, 2012 11:24 am

Diamond, is it true that you have been waiting anxiously for a phone call offering you your big break as a headline movie actor? Is it true that you receive 276 calls per day and that you personally answer each call, hoping you will be offered a starring role? Please confirm that of the 276 calls, 273 are obscene phone calls - 115 are random dudes farting in the phone, 67 are dudes jerking off, and 58 are of random dudes pissing or taking dumps in a toilet, and 33 are of dudes having anal sex or raping dogs or farm animals. Please confirm that the only thee legitimate calls you receive are from debt collectors or the doctor from the free clinic who is checking in on your progress healing from various anal rapes.


Wed Jan 11, 2012 9:40 am

Diamond, how many potentially deadly diseases are raging your body right now? We have all heard about the Super-AIDS, Herpes, Gonorrhea, crabs, Syphilis, anal warts, Ebola, and even the Sickle Cell Anemia you contracted from Mylo the janitor. Do you currently have any other diseases? Also, is it true that ever since giving anal birth to your butt-baby son, Zoinks Diamond, you now have an anal period every month? Does Belding throw you a beating when your hormone levels change and behave like more of a bitch than usual as you experience anal PMS once a month?


Tue Jan 10, 2012 7:23 am

Diamond, why do you enjoy being kicked in the nuts and used as a human urinal cake? Man, you are one sick and demented fuck!


Sun Jan 08, 2012 10:04 am

Diamond, give us the horny details pertaining to your 35th birthday celebration that took place on Saturday! Did you you receive some yummy diarrhea sprays and golden showers? Did anyone give you a heavy and sweaty pair of Arabian Goggles? Get back to me soon, buddy and pencil me in for a 12:45 PM rimjob in the men's room bathroom stall at the Port Washington Taco Bell for Tuesday. Isn't that when you receive your break during the middle of your drive-thru shift at the Taco Bell?


Sat Jan 07, 2012 4:47 am

Diamond, let's meet up at midnight tonight to celebrate your 35th birthday in style! I hope you are covered in diarrhea, semen, piss, and blood after an awesome dumpster party!!! I bet you are creaming your pants just thinking about this tremendous opportunity!


Fri Jan 06, 2012 6:48 am

Diamond, please describe what it feels like when an intoxicated bar patron who has had far too much to drink barfs onto your Jew-fro. Does the warm barf warm you up as quickly as a nice golden shower or diarrhea spray? Please contact me to discuss.


Thu Jan 05, 2012 9:28 am

Diamond, do you remember that time when Belding ate dinner at Taco Bell and then returned you at the truck stop where you were working the midnight shift at the bathroom stall gloryhole? Remember when Belding dropped his 52-inch waist trousers and then ripped an incredibly loud fart that registered 160 decibels, which is 100 times louder than a jet engine? Remember when your eardrums where instantly ruptured and started bleeding? Remember when Belding lubed up his cock with your blood and then ass-raped you? Taco Bell really got you good that time!


Wed Jan 04, 2012 9:03 pm

Diamond, remember that time when James and Actor and Max pulled a train with you at The Max in front of the Stansbury college representative? Remember how the Stansbury college rep was eating out Belding's ass while watching you being violated? Remember when the Stansbury college rep said that you were a disgrace and that Stansbury didn't admit faggots? Remember how he continued to tongue Belding's ass while Slater had anal sex with him as he explained why you weren't Stansbury material? What was that all about?


Wed Jan 04, 2012 10:50 am

Diamond, does it ever bother you when you are doing laundry at a public laundry mat and some random dude opens the door to the dryer in which your Zubaz clothing are drying and pisses or sprays diarrhea onto your drying clothes?

Is it true that you enjoy doing the crossword jumble in the free newspaper while you wait for your clothes to dry? Does it annoy you when rabid Saved By The Bell fans recognize you and then stand near your face and drop ass?


Wed Jan 04, 2012 6:10 am

rocco wrote:Diamond, can you confirm when you were younger your Dad, Mr. Powers, and his good friend Jm J Bullock took you to a club in San Francisco named "Bug Juice"? Is it true that you had previously gone to summer camp and knew "bug juice" to be some type of kool aid drink? Is it true you were surprised when the club turned out not to be a place that served kool aid, but instead had tons of dudes ass fucking each other then squirting their HIV+ "Bug Juice" into each others mouths? Is it true your father and already HIV+ Jm J Bullock began having unprotected homosexual sex with tons of dudes while you stood there and watched? Is it true you felt an excited rumbling from your tiny zoinker? Dman, what the fuck was up with that? Who takes a kid to a hard core gay club??? You really had a fucked up childhood that time!


Man, that was hot! I remember drinking "bug juice" at summer camp when I was a kid, but it was only Kool-Aid. I bet that the 14-year-old Diamond was star attraction at the gay club, as raging queers are always on the prowl for an innocent young boy to molest. I bet that they really gave it to Diamond!



Tue Jan 03, 2012 7:13 pm

Jeremy Miller Love wrote:Hey Screech, why do you enjoy getting railed by horny old men while in a dumpster? Which is your favorite brand of dumpster? Do you prefer it to be chest high so you can hold onto the sides, or a tall one so you feel like you can't escape? Let me know, beak nose!


Come on Diamond, answer this important question. Also, when you are in your dumpster and get cold, do you use a rat as a portable space heater?


Tue Jan 03, 2012 6:43 am

Diamond, you look disgusted by the fact that this girl hugged you. Please confirm that you would rather be French-kissing Slater's asshole while he is in the middle of taking a shit.

Mon Jan 02, 2012 8:32 pm

Diamond, your 35th birthday is on this coming Saturday. How are you going to celebrate? Will you offer discounted blowjobs and rimjobs for 3 cents instead of the standard 15 cents rate?


Sat Dec 31, 2011 8:10 pm

Diamond, is your neck sore after a few hours of pressing your ear up to the Bayside Teacher's Lounge bathroom wall to eavesdrop on teachers taking dumps on taco lunch day? Did your dad introduce you to the pleasurable experience of listening to random dudes going diarrhea, or did you pick this up on your own? Please get back to me soon, buddy!


Fri Dec 30, 2011 2:04 am

Diamond, what do you have planned for New Year's Eve? Are you going to be working the alleys behind bars in Milwaukee allowing drunk patrons to piss in your Jew-fro for a mere 25 cents? I bet that you enjoy the warm piss and wet farts on your face to warm you up during the cold winter nights. Have you been cuddling with rats for warmth recently while sleeping in the dumpster behind the Port Washington Taco Bell?


Thu Dec 29, 2011 11:27 am

Diamond, I loved you in Anal Cum Buckets #77 where you played "Jizz Bucket #2." When is Anal Cum Buckets #78 due to be released? Is it true that there is a scene in the movie where the Demasi twins pull a queer train with you?


Tue Dec 27, 2011 11:54 am

Why do you look like such a homo in this photo?

Tue Dec 27, 2011 11:53 am

Diamond, why do you have a toilet seat around your neck in this photo? It looks like Slater went diarrhea on your chest and face!

Tue Dec 27, 2011 11:51 am

Diamond, is your thumb up the Hispanic guy's ass in this photo? Your left arm is visible as you were afraid to touch the girl to your left, but the dude on the far left of the photo has a weird look on his face as if you were giving him anal pleasure!

Tue Dec 27, 2011 3:07 am

Diamond, remember that time when you were eating out Belding's asshole while your tv dad, Mr. Powers, sucked on Belding's massive cock? Remember when your tv mom, Mrs. Powers, sat on a dresser and fingered herself while cheering on you and your dad? What in the hell was that all about? You sure had a fucked up family!


Fri Dec 23, 2011 8:07 am

Diamond, please confirm that you suffer from sickle cell anemia as a result of all of the semen that Mylo pumped into your ass and mouth over the years.


Tue Dec 20, 2011 11:42 am

Diamond, I found this old photo of you from the early 1990s where you claim that your New Year's resolution was to "train hard in weight-lifting and martial arts ... and do more films."

Diamond, 20 years have passed and you have done any on that stuff although you have had some minor film roles where you appear for less than a minute in certain films.

Why don't you create a more realistic New Year's resolution thus year, such as to have anal sex with 700 random truckers, contract AIDS, or to become homeless and be forced to suck off strangers for 5 cents/blowjob?


Tue Dec 20, 2011 3:51 am

Hey ass-fuck, do you remember the scene from Saved By The Bell: Hawaiian Style when Chief Pupuku and Mr. Belding spit-roasted you while Slater pissed in your Jew-fro and Zack dumped the red-hot ashes from Chief Pupuku's peace pipe onto your back?

Important Questions for Diamond - Part III

Here are my quick questions for Diamond that were posted over at this Dustin Diamond forum:

Jun 5 2011, 09:40 PM

Diamond, I went diarrhea this morning. Does this information turn you on? I accidentally flushed the toilet, as I was in a hurry to go somewhere. Although I know this disappoints you, I am on my way to a Mexican place for dinner, so I should be able to produce some nice diarrhea sprays later tonight. Let's hook up!


Jun 7 2011, 07:44 AM

Diamond, are you still dating Bob Golic? Does he still wear those skin-tight acid washed jeans even though he is fat tub of crap? After he anally rapes you, do you enjoy sniffing stale farts in his ass portion of those jeans? I bet he sweats all day in those jeans and produces a rank odor right in the seat of those pants that really turns you on, you demented faggot!


Jun 9 2011, 06:31 PM

Diamond, Sugar Ray Leonard recently admitted that one of his Olympic coaches sexually abused him prior to his boxing matches in the 1976 Olympics in Canada. Diamond, it is time for you to come clean and admit all of the things that happened to you on the rowdy Saved By The Bell set. The public wants to know about all of those rusty trombones Belding made you give him or all of the times you were anally raped in the alley behind the set.


Jun 12 2011, 06:12 AM

Diamond, remember that episode where Mylo gambled away his welfare check while playing dice with a bunch of other crackheads? Remember when Belding was talking to you in his office about the incident and you said that Mylo was a "dumb spade"? Remember how unbeknownst to you, Belding had the intercom on during this conversation? Remember how your comment started a minor race riot? Remember when 30 black kids and Mylo himself rushed into Belding's office and started beating you up and threw all of the dice that they each had in their pockets at you? Remember when you started crying and Mylo got mad and started hitting you in the head with a metal dustpan? Remember when one of the black kids opened a bag of the sawdust Mylo used to soak up barf and dumped in into your Jew-fro? Remember when another kid took Mylo's bottle of Colt 45 that was hidden in the janitor's closet and broke it over your head? Remember when the other kids started stabbing you with shards of glass and then used your blood to lube up their cocks? Remember when they all raped you and you contracted Ebola? You sure learned about race relations that time!


Jun 20 2011, 04:55 AM

Diamond, I saw that the struggling Arby's chain was sold last week. You certainly eat there quite a bit - you should give the chain's management some suggestions to turn things around. I bet you would tell them that their roast beef sandwiches would taste better if they soaked in piss, wouldn't you, faggot?


Jun 21 2011, 08:45 PM

Diamond, I think it has been pretty well-established that you have contracted many dangerous and potentially deadly STDs from sucking off your hero, father figure, and gay lover, Mr. Belding. Please confirm that in addition to the STDs, you have also suffered from lockjaw while sucking off his massive wang. Can you even chew your Taco Bell when suffering from lockjaw? Or does Belding chew it first and then spit it into your mouth? Better yet, does Belding chew your tacos and then shit in your mouth 35 minutes later as the greasy tacos run their course through his bloated body?


Jun 24 2011, 08:44 AM

Diamond, I just realized that the initials for Rick Bawls are "R.B." If you speak these initials, it almost sounds like you are saying "Arby," as in "Arby's," your favorite restaurant! Is this just some strange coincidence? Or are you in cahoots with that raging queer, Rick Bawls?


Jun 26 2011, 12:24 AM

Diamond, why were you Belding's minimum wage assistance for so many years? Remember how you were taking an elementary school education course at California University in the fall of 1994 during your sophomore year and had to work as Belding's assistant for a semester to complete the course? Remember how Belding was supposed to fill out an evaluation form at the end of the course so that you could pass the course? Remember when you walked into his off on at the end of the semester and told him you enjoyed working with him and asked him to sign the evaluation form for you? Remember when Belding took the form, dropped his 58-inch polyester trousers and took a dump on the evaluation form? Remember when you turned in the form and got an incomplete for the course at California University? Remember when you had to retake the course and Belding did the same thing at the end of the spring semester of 1995? Remember how you kept retaking the course until the spring semester of 2000 when Belding retired from Bayside? You sure were a dipshit that time! Why didn't you change college majors or attempt to become an assistant at Valley for a semester?


Jun 26 2011, 10:39 PM

Diamond, I got up early this morning to run a 5k race. After the race, I walking into a port-a-potty on the race site to take a piss and discover that some nasty, low-life, scum-ridden motherfucker and had taken a huge dump in a plastic urinal off on the side of the port-a-potty that feeds into the blue toilet water below. Of course, this shit log had probably been deposited hours beforehand and the port-a-potty smelled even worse than those things normally smell. Most people would be disgusted by this, but I bet you wouldn't be - I bet you've popped a tent and are rubbing one out right now, aren't you, you sick fuck!!!


Jun 30 2011, 06:20 AM

Diamond, I found this porta-potty attack video from the Vancouver riots:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kD5l8p9b0P8

Please confirm that you were the guy who fell from the top of the porta-potty when the other guy rammed into it. Is it true that the other guy discovered that you were sitting on top of the porta-potty pleasuring yourself while listening to him take a dump two minutes earlier? Is that why he rammed into the porta-potty, causing it to nearly tip over and resulting in that devastating fall where you also broke your neck when you hit the pavement? Did those policemen ass-rape you?


Jul 4 2011, 09:22 AM

Diamond, is it true that your beard smells like baked ass? Please confirm that on a typical day your beard contains 3 lbs of dried semen, diarrhea, and peanuts from shit sprays. Get back to me pronto, fucknut!


Jul 7 2011, 08:44 AM

Diamond, please confirm that when you were a student at Bayside you would often crawl down into the Port-a-potties at the football field and hide down there during football games. Is it true that you would pleasure yourself several times during each game when random people would enter the Port-a-potty and piss and take dumps on you? Is it true that you still sneak into the old Port-a-potties to this day even though you are now 34 years old and a fat tub of crap? You are one nasty fuck!


Jul 13 2011, 09:29 AM

Diamond, why are you so sexually attracted to Mr. Belding's saggy and dumpy fat ass? Do you enjoy grabbing it while making out, or do all of the rank odors emanating from his unwashed butthole turn really turn you on?


Jul 15 2011, 02:41 AM

Diamond, is it true that you sucked off Mylo the janitor so many times that you caught Sickle Cell Anemia from him?


Jul 21 2011, 07:33 AM

Diamond, have you taken refuge from the heat wave currently blanketing much of the country? The inside of your dumpster probably reaches a good 115 degrees as food rots around you and you essentially bake inside your scalding hot metal enclosure during the day. Do random dudes exiting the nearby Taco Bell piss into the dumpster while you are resting to cool you down? Do they also pelt you with garbage and dogshit they find lying on the ground? Please get back to me soon, buddy!


Jul 25 2011, 04:33 AM

Diamond, please confirm that you have been evicted from your house in Port Washington and have had to use this make-shift toilet at the abandoned rest stop off the highway:

Jul 27 2011, 09:43 AM

Diamond, is it true that when you were a student at Bayside, Mr. Belding would often sneak into your room through the window? Remember how Belding would make out with you and then have anal sex with you without giving you a reach-around or any sort of pleasurable touching? Remember how after sex Belding would put on his pink jock strap and would cuddle with you in bed? Remember how the jockstrap covered Belding's bulgy ball-sac, but obviously didn't cover his obese ass? Remember when Belding would often eat a Domino's sausage pizza prior to coming over and would have gas as he laid in bed with you? Remember when Belding would rip wet fart after wet fart as his body attempted to digest the greasy pizza? Remember all of the shit stains his wet farts would leave on your Winnie the Pooh bedsheets? Is it true that you still have those soiled sheets and jerked off while sniffing them about 30 minutes ago?


Jul 28 2011, 05:11 AM

Diamond, remember when you watched the Chuck Berry video where he rips an extremely loud fart in a hooker's face? Remember when Belding ripped ass in your face a few days later and you complained that his fart wasn't nearly as loud as Chuck Berry's? Remember how mad your rude and insensitive comment made Belding? Remember when Belding stomped on your face and raped you in front of Hound Dog and Kevin the Robot to teach you a lesson? Stupid fag!


Jul 29 2011, 09:20 AM

Diamond, remember that episode where Slater laid down face-first naked on your bed while you Belding raped you on the bed? Remember how Belding shoved your hook nose into Slater's smelly asshole as he raped you? Remember how you instantly lost your load as the combination of inhaling the odor of Slater's smelly asshole and the anal stretching from Belding's rape of you was such an enormous turn-on? You sure were a silly faggot that tine!


Jul 29 2011, 10:07 PM

Diamond, I see that a new Smurfs movie is coming out and it looks like a horrible movie. This got me thinking - remember when you stated in interviews that you put so much effort into creating the "unique" Screech character and made him your own? It seems to me that all you did was rip off the "Brainy" smurf character, with the exception, of course, that your character got dumber and dumber every year to the point at which you appeared to have a learning disability. Like you, the Brainy smurf character was never funny and served no purpose other than to annoy the other characters. Another similarity is that Brainy smurf was also gay and was often ass-raped by Papa Smurf and Gargamel - Smurfette would often watch these incidents while fingering herself.

You are a character thief!


Aug 2 2011, 06:43 PM

Diamond, why do you like it so much when the entire wrestling team goes to the bathroom on your face? Does it turn you on in some sick, demented way when you think about the fact and high school teenagers are pissing and shitting on your 34-year-old face?


Aug 3 2011, 01:40 AM

Diamond, when is your new porno coming out? I suggest that you craft a storyline based on the "Miss Bayside" episode. You could call your next porno "Miss Bayside" and the plot could be centered around you dressing up as a cheerleader and being viciously ass-raped by the entire football team, Mr. Belding, Rod Belding, Zack's dad, Hound Dog, and Maxwell Nerdstrom in that order.


Aug 4 2011, 05:03 AM

Diamond, why do you like wearing Zubaz-brand clothing that is soaked with Hound Dog's piss?


Aug 22 2011, 08:51 AM

Diamond, remember that time when Kevin the Robot had a sleepover and invited the robot from Rocky IV over to your house? Remember when the Rocky IV robot and Kevin the Robot spit-roasted you and pumped you full of their dirty oil? You sure were a bitch that time!


Aug 30 2011, 05:51 AM

Diamond, please confirm that your ass is permanently damaged from all of the daily rapes that occurred when you were a student at Bayside. Does it bother you when Belding tears off your adult diapers to rape your already permanently torn asshole? Or do that turn you on in some sick, perverted way?


Aug 30 2011, 06:04 PM

Diamond, remember that time when Belding ripped a fart right in your face and you said, "Ewww" and made gagging noises? Remember how your melodramatic behavior upset Belding? Remember when Belding said, "Dammit Diamond! My farts are my gift to you - how dare you be rude to me after I gave you this valuable gift, you cock-sucking Jew-bastard faggot!!!" Remember when Belding raped you, infecting you with a strain of Super-AIDS in the process? You sure learned proper gift receiving etiquette that time!

Aug 30 2011, 11:44 PM

Diamond, remember that time when Belding accidentally stepped in dogshit? Remember how mad that made Belding? Remember when he used your hook nose and Brillo-like Jew-fro to wipe the dogshit off the heel of his shoes? Remember how Belding scraped a large chunk of dogshit as a well as dead grass, pebbles, and broken glass that was stuck to the dogshit off on your hook nose and you inhaled it?


Oct 26 2011, 12:00 PM

Diamond, I demand that you bring back dustindiamond.com or at least create an electronic bulletin board to allow your queer fans to schedule unprotected butt-sex with you. I want to fire my seed up your brownpipe after taking a dump in your mouth. At which gas station are you currently pumping gas? I see you seen - I am off to the Port Washington Taco Bell.


Dec 16 2011, 01:20 PM

Diamond, is it cool with you if I drop my pants and piss on your Beef'n Cheddar from Arby's while you are eating it? Does the bun taste better when it is soaked with piss? Does your fake wife finger herself when a random stranger comes up and disrespects you?

Important Questions for Diamond - Part II

Here are more important and serious questions for Diamond that I posted over at the Dustin Diamond Love forum over the past few years. Diamond has rudely failed to respond to any of these for unexplained reasons:

Jul 7, 2006
Diamond, I really want to eat some Taco Bell and then meet up with you behind a gas station. I'd drop trow and then shart right in your face! A shart is where I fart and little chunks of shit are also expelled out of my butthole at the same time!!! Are you interested? You must be getting so turned on thinking about this!!! Let's hook up!


Jun 26, 2006
Screech, when you were a little kid, did you enjoy the feeling you experienced when taking a huge dump? Did you have an epiphany and think to yourself "hey, if large things can go out of my ass, maybe large things can also go into my ass?" Or did you learn to enjoy the rapes at the hands of Mr. Belding in the locker room at Bayside?


Jun 12, 2006
Leaky Ass Queer, maybe Diamond uses a colostomy bag because of all of the damage caused by the anal rapes by Belding, Slater, Zack, Tuttle, Milo, and Zack's dad.


Jun 8, 2006
Diamond, would you mind if I gave you a "Dizzy Gillespie"? I'm pretty sure someone posted an explanation of that sex move here once before. Anyway, it involves me sitting on your mouth and farting. Your cheeks will then fill up with my smelly ass gas, and will look puffed up like Dizzy Gillespie's when the famous musician would play his trumpet!!! Call me soon, butt-buddy!!!!!!!!


May 29, 2006
Diamond, please set up a 24-hour web cam in your bedroom so that you can broadcast your sexual exploits to the world! I want to see how many times Mr. Belding and Mr. Tuttle donkey punch you each night! Please make the appropriate arrangements soon. Thanks buddy!!!!!


May 26, 2006
Screech, which robot was gentler on your asshole when raping you? Kevin from the original series or "Robot" from the New Class? Is it true that you had your mom throw out Kevin after you discovered that he stole your "Pac Man" and "Pitfall" Atari cartridges and traded them for a huge metal penis that he used while raping you?


May 23, 2006
Diamond, when Mr. Tuttle takes a dump in your mouth, do chew on his smelly turds for several minutes in an effort to savor the taste, or do you gobble it down right away? Please get back to me soon, buddy, as this is an important and serious question.


May 16, 2006
Diamond, is it true that you like to gargle with a mouthful of semen after you wake up in the morning? Since Diamond never answers these questions, do any of the other queers who post here know if this is true? Please get back to me soon. Thanks guys!


May 15, 2006
Diamond, is it true that when you were a child Belding was having an affair with Mrs. Powers? Is it also true that Belding used to shit in your play sandbox and you would play with it and make various objects out of it as though his feces were Play-Doh or some kind of clay? When you arrived at Bayside and Belding made you roll around Tuttle's and his own poo, did that bring back any pleasant memories from your childhood? Do you still think about Belding's smelly excrement when you jerk off? Please get back to me soon, buddy!


May 2, 2006
Diamond I have an important and serious question for you and I would appreciate a prompt response. Specifically, which holds more semen - your butthole or your mouth? Please get back to me soon!


Apr 19, 2006
Screech, do you think you'd mind if Mr. Dewey were to intentionally infect you with Bubonic Plague? Is it cool with you if he lets infected rats nip at your limbs and then lodges them, one at a time, up your poop chute? This is a serious and important question. Let me know soon! Thanks.


Apr 16, 2006
Diamond, is it true that every Friday and Saturday night you head over to an outhouse at the local state park where you built your own "shit" gloryhole? Is it true that random dudes who you've never even met before form a line 30+ people deep and each take turns shitting in the outhouse? Is it also true that you lay down 15 inches below the toilet seat so that when the shit leaves their assholes it lands directly in your mouth and on your face? Is it further true that you contracted typhoid from this practice? Please get back to me soon - I'm dying to know.

Has anyone else heard rumors about this? Let me know. Thanks, fellow faggots.


Apr 13, 2006
Hey Diamond, what are you going to do when people think of you more as a queer icon than a former child star? Do you think you'll star in some gay porn with Mr. Belding? Please provide a quick answer as this is a simple but important and serious question.

Important Questions for Diamond - Part I

I have written some important and serious questions for Diamond over at the Dustin Diamond Love forum over the past few years, but Diamond has yet to respond to any of these for some unexplained reason:

Posted: Apr 10, 2006
Diamond, is it true that for your 22nd birthday, Belding and you took a tour of San Francisco? Is it also true that Belding would force you into public restroom stalls and then tore off your Zubaz and buttslammed you while making you lick the various HIV+ juices off the toilet seats which hadn't been cleaned for about 15 years?

You haven't been good at answering the questions in this message thread, so I must humbly request that you show some respect for your queer fans by getting back to me quickly.

In case Diamond doesn't get back to me, do any of the other queers who post here know if these allegations are true? I'm dying to know!


Posted: Apr 3, 2006
Diamond, my balls are full of sperm. Let's meet up at a gas station bathroom stall immediately so that you can drain my balls for me! Are you up for that? Thanks buddy!


Posted: Mar 27 2006
Screech, I have a question about the times when Rod Belding visited Bayside. Specifically, did Rod ever give you a reach-around when he pounded his schlong into your ass? Also, did you ever tell him it was ok with you if he ass-slammed you (I would bet that the answer is "no" - that would have taken the fun out of it for Rod)?


Posted: Mar 7, 2006
Diamond, is it true that Belding used to carve swastikas into your queer hairless chest while assraping you?


Posted: Mar 6, 2006
Diamond, is it true that you, Belding, and Tuttle are going to star in a made-for-adult-tv movie, "Brokeback Bayside"???


Posted: Mar 6, 2006
Diamond, is it cool with you if I pick you up after one of your shows and drive you over to a spa? Would you mind if we sat naked in the spa I tied you up with rope so you couldn't get up and leave? Is it also cool if I unleashed an enormous shit in the spa and then got out of the spa and wiped my ass clean with your jew-fro leaving you alone by yourself to sit with my watery waste? Please get back to me soon!


Posted: Feb 22 2006
Diamond, is it true that Mrs. Powers had an affair with Mr. Belding while she was pregnant with you, Screech? Is it also true that the first time you saw Belding's penis was when you were in Mrs. Powers' womb and he had rough sex with her? Is it true that his massive principal schlong almost poked out your eye when you were a tiny growing fetus? Is it true that he trusted himself so forcefully into Mrs. Powers that your fetus self was twisted completely around and Belding splattered his load all over your fetus body? Is it true that the contact between your tiny fetus head and Belding's potent jism somehow caused a mutation in your DNA that resulted in pubic hair growing on your head, eventually resulting in your trademark jew-fro? Please get back to me and let me know what happened.


Posted: Feb 21, 2006
Diamond is it cool with you if we play a queer "fireman" game together? I envision drinking a gallon of Mountain Dew and pretending that your huge gonzo nose is on fire. I will also pretend that my penis is a fire hose and put out the imaginary fire on your nose with my piss. Are you interested? I hope you're thirsty (for my piss)!!! We can also light your nose on fire with a blowtorch if you think that will make things more realistic.


Posted: Feb 13, 2006
Diamond, is it true that the Kennedy family used to pass you around as a gay sex toy? Is it true that Ted Kennedy used to get piss drunk, eat some Taco Bell, and then unleash a drunken spray of smelly diarrhea all over your face and jew-fro? Is it also true that were were under John F. Kennedy Jr.'s desk sucking him off all of those times that he failed the NY Bar exam, and that he was butt-slamming you right before his plane crashed down in 1999 and that you narrowly cheated death by jumping out at the last second with a parichute? Is it also true that you were bare-ass naked as you parachuted to the ground and suffered a painful burning on your skin due to the air resistance and that you punctured your hairless nut-sack when you landed in a tree with pointy branches?


Posted: Feb 7, 2006
Diamond, is it true that when Belding took you, Slater, Zack, and Mr. Tuttle to the L.A. Zoo you were really looking forward to seeing the giant sea turtle? Is it also true that Slater told you he had a "turtlehead" in his pants? Is it true that he then pulled down his pants and showed you the shit-turtlehead sticking out of his butthole and then made you eat it?


Posted: Jan 24, 2006
Diamond, where does Belding rest his lit doobie when he's ass-raping you? Does he stick it in your jew-fro?


Posted: Jan 6, 2006
Diamond, is it cool with you if I take a huge Taco Bell shit in a bag of little chocolate donuts and then make you eat all of the shit-covered donuts while jagging you in the ass with a baseball bat?


Posted: Jan 4, 2006
Diamond, is it cool with you if I have sweaty unprotected buttsex with some random dude at a rest stop "gloryhole" and then drive over to your place and make you lick that dude's shit off my cock? This is a very serious question and I would greatly appreciate your prompt response.


Posted: Jan 3, 2006
Screech, remember when you contracted all of those STDs from Belding, Tuttle, Dewey, James the Actor, Max, Slater, and Zack's dad from all of the times that they ass-raped you against your will? Does it bother you knowing that that none of them ever gave you a reach-around while defiling you? Does it piss you off that your mom, Mrs. Powers, never believed you when you told her that you were a victim of homosexual rape because she just assumed that you were a flaming queer? Please contact me to discuss.


Posted: Dec 19, 2005
Diamond, is it cool with you if I eat some burritoes and then take a huge Taco Bell shit in your frying pan? Also, would you mind if I heat the shit up on your stove and made you inhale the fumes of my frying shit? Would it also be ok if, after heating up the shit, I left the stove on "high," forced your face into the flame to ignite your neatly trimmed beard, and then left the flame on until your house burned down? Please contact me to discuss and let me know if you are "hip" to my plan.

P.S. Which would technically be considered to be more "flaming," your stove or you?


Posted: Dec 19, 2005
Diamond, is it cool with you if I take a huge shit on your chin and then scoop up the shit with a spoon and lodge all of it up into your nostrils? Also, would you mind if I teabag you after my shit hardens inside of your nose, making it impossible for you to breathe from your nose? Please get back to me immediately, as this is a serious and important question!


Posted: Dec 15, 2005
Diamond, is it cool with you if I heat up some hot bacon grease in a frying pan and fire it right in your face and then smack you in the face with the pan? Would you mind if I dumped a gallon of boiling hot water on your tiny cock and balls and then stuck a couple Barbie Dolls up your ass while my stereo plays the song "Barbie Girl" by Aqua?


Posted: Dec 15, 2005
Diamond, is it cool with you if I stomp on your hairless pre-pubescent nutsack while wearing golf cleats? Also, you you mind if I stick a red-hot fireplace poker up your ass? Please contact me to discuss!


Posted: Dec 12, 2005
Diamond, you can call me "Fred Flintstone," because I will make your "bed rock!!!" Call me, you gay icon!

Do you like fast food? Because I've got a nice big "whopper" in my pants for you! I'll feed it to you rectally!