Important Questions for Diamond - Part IV

Here are some of my important questions for Diamond that have been posted over at the new Dustin Diamond Love forum:

Tue Jan 17, 2012 4:15 am

rocco wrote:

arbys_shitpipe wrote:Rocco I can indeed confirm that your NFL story is true. Tom Brady actually feels that his 5 touchdown pass first half on Saturday was tainted by the fact that Diamond witnessed it. He was absolutely seething with anger when he heard the news and that's why the NFL was forced to issue Diamond such a stern letter.


I heard that he made Giselle Bundechen wear a Jew Fro wig that night and ass-fucked her to take out his rage for Diamond watching his game! I heard she obliged and even through in a few "Zoinks" for extra realism!


ROCCO


I heard that Bridget Moynahan, an actress and the mother of Tom Brady's child, watched the encounter between Tom and Giselle while fingering herself vigorously!


Mon Jan 16, 2012 9:28 am

Diamond, it is time for you to come clean and finally admit how you spent your Saved By The Bell fortune. I remember reading that you have declared bankruptcy twice now, and the first time was sometime right after SBTB was cancelled. How on earth did you piss all of that money away so quickly? I know that you could not possibly have blown it all on Taco Bell and Arby's - did you purchase extravagant gifts for your many gay lovers?


Fri Jan 13, 2012 9:36 am

Diamond, Roman Catholics around the world celebrate Ash Wednesday as the start of Lent in February or March. Please confirm that you have your own "Wednesday" holiday call "Ass Wednesday." Is it true that you celebrate Ass Wednesday every week instead of the annual Ash Wednesday celebration? Also, as you may know, Catholic who attend Mass on Ash Wednesday may have a priest make the sign of the cross in with ashes on their foreheads. Is it true that you have your own variance of this whereby your gay lovers on Ass Wednesday draw swastikas with shit on your forehead? Please get back to me soon, ass fuck!


Fri Jan 13, 2012 12:35 am

Diamond, I just discovered that a search for "queer fantasies" on google lists my Dustin Diamond queer blog as the #2 hit! Does it turn you on knowing that your name is highly correlated with a search string such as "queer fantasies"? Get back to me soon, assfuck!


Thu Jan 12, 2012 11:24 am

Diamond, is it true that you have been waiting anxiously for a phone call offering you your big break as a headline movie actor? Is it true that you receive 276 calls per day and that you personally answer each call, hoping you will be offered a starring role? Please confirm that of the 276 calls, 273 are obscene phone calls - 115 are random dudes farting in the phone, 67 are dudes jerking off, and 58 are of random dudes pissing or taking dumps in a toilet, and 33 are of dudes having anal sex or raping dogs or farm animals. Please confirm that the only thee legitimate calls you receive are from debt collectors or the doctor from the free clinic who is checking in on your progress healing from various anal rapes.


Wed Jan 11, 2012 9:40 am

Diamond, how many potentially deadly diseases are raging your body right now? We have all heard about the Super-AIDS, Herpes, Gonorrhea, crabs, Syphilis, anal warts, Ebola, and even the Sickle Cell Anemia you contracted from Mylo the janitor. Do you currently have any other diseases? Also, is it true that ever since giving anal birth to your butt-baby son, Zoinks Diamond, you now have an anal period every month? Does Belding throw you a beating when your hormone levels change and behave like more of a bitch than usual as you experience anal PMS once a month?


Tue Jan 10, 2012 7:23 am

Diamond, why do you enjoy being kicked in the nuts and used as a human urinal cake? Man, you are one sick and demented fuck!


Sun Jan 08, 2012 10:04 am

Diamond, give us the horny details pertaining to your 35th birthday celebration that took place on Saturday! Did you you receive some yummy diarrhea sprays and golden showers? Did anyone give you a heavy and sweaty pair of Arabian Goggles? Get back to me soon, buddy and pencil me in for a 12:45 PM rimjob in the men's room bathroom stall at the Port Washington Taco Bell for Tuesday. Isn't that when you receive your break during the middle of your drive-thru shift at the Taco Bell?


Sat Jan 07, 2012 4:47 am

Diamond, let's meet up at midnight tonight to celebrate your 35th birthday in style! I hope you are covered in diarrhea, semen, piss, and blood after an awesome dumpster party!!! I bet you are creaming your pants just thinking about this tremendous opportunity!


Fri Jan 06, 2012 6:48 am

Diamond, please describe what it feels like when an intoxicated bar patron who has had far too much to drink barfs onto your Jew-fro. Does the warm barf warm you up as quickly as a nice golden shower or diarrhea spray? Please contact me to discuss.


Thu Jan 05, 2012 9:28 am

Diamond, do you remember that time when Belding ate dinner at Taco Bell and then returned you at the truck stop where you were working the midnight shift at the bathroom stall gloryhole? Remember when Belding dropped his 52-inch waist trousers and then ripped an incredibly loud fart that registered 160 decibels, which is 100 times louder than a jet engine? Remember when your eardrums where instantly ruptured and started bleeding? Remember when Belding lubed up his cock with your blood and then ass-raped you? Taco Bell really got you good that time!


Wed Jan 04, 2012 9:03 pm

Diamond, remember that time when James and Actor and Max pulled a train with you at The Max in front of the Stansbury college representative? Remember how the Stansbury college rep was eating out Belding's ass while watching you being violated? Remember when the Stansbury college rep said that you were a disgrace and that Stansbury didn't admit faggots? Remember how he continued to tongue Belding's ass while Slater had anal sex with him as he explained why you weren't Stansbury material? What was that all about?


Wed Jan 04, 2012 10:50 am

Diamond, does it ever bother you when you are doing laundry at a public laundry mat and some random dude opens the door to the dryer in which your Zubaz clothing are drying and pisses or sprays diarrhea onto your drying clothes?

Is it true that you enjoy doing the crossword jumble in the free newspaper while you wait for your clothes to dry? Does it annoy you when rabid Saved By The Bell fans recognize you and then stand near your face and drop ass?


Wed Jan 04, 2012 6:10 am

rocco wrote:Diamond, can you confirm when you were younger your Dad, Mr. Powers, and his good friend Jm J Bullock took you to a club in San Francisco named "Bug Juice"? Is it true that you had previously gone to summer camp and knew "bug juice" to be some type of kool aid drink? Is it true you were surprised when the club turned out not to be a place that served kool aid, but instead had tons of dudes ass fucking each other then squirting their HIV+ "Bug Juice" into each others mouths? Is it true your father and already HIV+ Jm J Bullock began having unprotected homosexual sex with tons of dudes while you stood there and watched? Is it true you felt an excited rumbling from your tiny zoinker? Dman, what the fuck was up with that? Who takes a kid to a hard core gay club??? You really had a fucked up childhood that time!


Man, that was hot! I remember drinking "bug juice" at summer camp when I was a kid, but it was only Kool-Aid. I bet that the 14-year-old Diamond was star attraction at the gay club, as raging queers are always on the prowl for an innocent young boy to molest. I bet that they really gave it to Diamond!



Tue Jan 03, 2012 7:13 pm

Jeremy Miller Love wrote:Hey Screech, why do you enjoy getting railed by horny old men while in a dumpster? Which is your favorite brand of dumpster? Do you prefer it to be chest high so you can hold onto the sides, or a tall one so you feel like you can't escape? Let me know, beak nose!


Come on Diamond, answer this important question. Also, when you are in your dumpster and get cold, do you use a rat as a portable space heater?


Tue Jan 03, 2012 6:43 am

Diamond, you look disgusted by the fact that this girl hugged you. Please confirm that you would rather be French-kissing Slater's asshole while he is in the middle of taking a shit.

Mon Jan 02, 2012 8:32 pm

Diamond, your 35th birthday is on this coming Saturday. How are you going to celebrate? Will you offer discounted blowjobs and rimjobs for 3 cents instead of the standard 15 cents rate?


Sat Dec 31, 2011 8:10 pm

Diamond, is your neck sore after a few hours of pressing your ear up to the Bayside Teacher's Lounge bathroom wall to eavesdrop on teachers taking dumps on taco lunch day? Did your dad introduce you to the pleasurable experience of listening to random dudes going diarrhea, or did you pick this up on your own? Please get back to me soon, buddy!


Fri Dec 30, 2011 2:04 am

Diamond, what do you have planned for New Year's Eve? Are you going to be working the alleys behind bars in Milwaukee allowing drunk patrons to piss in your Jew-fro for a mere 25 cents? I bet that you enjoy the warm piss and wet farts on your face to warm you up during the cold winter nights. Have you been cuddling with rats for warmth recently while sleeping in the dumpster behind the Port Washington Taco Bell?


Thu Dec 29, 2011 11:27 am

Diamond, I loved you in Anal Cum Buckets #77 where you played "Jizz Bucket #2." When is Anal Cum Buckets #78 due to be released? Is it true that there is a scene in the movie where the Demasi twins pull a queer train with you?


Tue Dec 27, 2011 11:54 am

Why do you look like such a homo in this photo?

Tue Dec 27, 2011 11:53 am

Diamond, why do you have a toilet seat around your neck in this photo? It looks like Slater went diarrhea on your chest and face!

Tue Dec 27, 2011 11:51 am

Diamond, is your thumb up the Hispanic guy's ass in this photo? Your left arm is visible as you were afraid to touch the girl to your left, but the dude on the far left of the photo has a weird look on his face as if you were giving him anal pleasure!

Tue Dec 27, 2011 3:07 am

Diamond, remember that time when you were eating out Belding's asshole while your tv dad, Mr. Powers, sucked on Belding's massive cock? Remember when your tv mom, Mrs. Powers, sat on a dresser and fingered herself while cheering on you and your dad? What in the hell was that all about? You sure had a fucked up family!


Fri Dec 23, 2011 8:07 am

Diamond, please confirm that you suffer from sickle cell anemia as a result of all of the semen that Mylo pumped into your ass and mouth over the years.


Tue Dec 20, 2011 11:42 am

Diamond, I found this old photo of you from the early 1990s where you claim that your New Year's resolution was to "train hard in weight-lifting and martial arts ... and do more films."

Diamond, 20 years have passed and you have done any on that stuff although you have had some minor film roles where you appear for less than a minute in certain films.

Why don't you create a more realistic New Year's resolution thus year, such as to have anal sex with 700 random truckers, contract AIDS, or to become homeless and be forced to suck off strangers for 5 cents/blowjob?


Tue Dec 20, 2011 3:51 am

Hey ass-fuck, do you remember the scene from Saved By The Bell: Hawaiian Style when Chief Pupuku and Mr. Belding spit-roasted you while Slater pissed in your Jew-fro and Zack dumped the red-hot ashes from Chief Pupuku's peace pipe onto your back?