Here are comments from the
Anthony Rizzo Sucks Forum between March 5, 2017 and March 21, 2017:
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She's
no beach girl but she definitely has got major highlights in her hair
these days. Remember when she had that jet black hair? Brittany Arrietta
looked thrilled to be next to her in that pic of the 4 of them.
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He posted a video on twitter. I feel like she has no personality.
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They were just on dancing with the stars after ross' dance. She was sitting on his lap. |
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Good idea! I would like to jizz onto Anthony's Cubs cap and make him wear it in the field during a nationally televised game.
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also think it would be hot if Anthony wore a game microphone so that
the national audience could hear him rip ass in the catcher's face
during his at-bats - that would be a "Sportscenter moment"!!!
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I want to wipe my ass on Anthony's uniform.
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Anthony needs to rethink his decision on settling w such a young girl
needs to rethink his decision on settling w such a young girl
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Emily
is very young. She could care less about the Cubs or their wives. She
landed a baseball player and that' was her goal. She's in her comfort
zone out in AZ bc that's where they met and went to school
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Steve Bartman is Anthony's boyfriend and is quite rude and obnoxious. He only seems happy when Anthony is ripping a nasty pepperoni fart in his face, or really drilling him in the ass!
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Holy shit that is awesome! Like a magical trip back to 80's! Anthony really knows how to party! |
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The
other wives seem to be like they would be friendly and accomodating to
fans. I don't get that impression about Emily at all.
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Not surprising. Steve Bartman is quite off putting and strange. Hopefully that girl was subjected to any of Anthony's pepperoni farts.
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Not
sure, but when I rode past the other day, there was a black Yugo parked
outside the central street dumpsters and some activity inside the
wagons - i could see some bare bum cheeks going up and down, but I am
not sure?
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This was last night... St Patrick's Day
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A girl on Twitter said that Anthony was behind her in line at a taco stand. She joked that she didn't know how to act then commented that his gf wasn't very nice.
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There must have been a thick layer of semen and feces on that floor after Anthony's nude speech!
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That's so damn hot! I bet players stood under him cheering while getting hosed down with his magnificent shit sprays!
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I
heard that during the speech he was suspended, high above everyone in a
hoist. His bare bum cheeks were sticking out and the players stopped
arguing as they were enthralled by the motivating site and sounds! His
ass went into overdrive with huge, patriotic farts and inspirational
diarrhea sprays.
I think this is the first time he used a hoist for dramatic effect!
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Homeboys pride yourselves on some strange shit.
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These
stories are proof positive that Anthony is a raging faggot. There is no
other reason a guy would give nude speeches or hang out with another
guy so much the media gives them a queer nickname. I'm certain Anthony
sucks farts from other dudes buttholes as much as he enjoyed ripping
heinous pepperoni farts in a catchers face. I used to think he did this
to gain an edge. Now I believe those farts are his attempt to sexual
attract the opposing teams carcher and instigate a post game dumpster
hook up!
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According to the other article Anthony and Kris are referred to as "Bryzzo". Reminiscent of many Hollywood romances.
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So is Anthony a nudist? I bet he went on some hot nude cruises with Kris Bryant during the off-season!
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This is hawt hawt news. I doubt any of the players were looking at his face!
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I
have been on numerous sports teams over the years and never stood
around naked talking to other dudes. Have times and perceptions really
changed recently? When I was in high school, everyone thought you were a
fag if you walked around in the nude with your balls and bare ass
hanging out for the world to see!
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I
agree. How did these "nude speeches" remain from us for so long? They
definitely were fueled by pepperoni farts and were a big reason the Cubs
won. It's now completely clear the Cubs have the queerest team in MLB.
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Damn,
that story about Rizzo's naked speeches is shocking! Perhaps he ripped a
few wet pepperoni farts before game 7 of the World Series? If so, his
pepperoni farts may have been more valuable and motivational than Jason
Heyward's KFC- and grape soda-fueled farts!
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These news reports clearly show that the Cubs are a team of raging queers.
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http://www.chicagotribune.com/sports/baseball/cubs/ct-kris-bryant-anthony-rizzo-bryzzo-spt-0309-20170308-story.html
Look how the media has given love birds Anthony and Kris Bryant a queer
nickname, "Bryzzo"! That's the gayest thing I've ever heard!
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http://www.cbssports.com/mlb/news/anthony-rizzo-inspired-the-cubs-with-naked-speeches-during-the-world-series/
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Anthony
came into spring training at least 40 pounds overweight. I have no idea
how he thinks farting in the catchers face with his nasty pepperoni
farts is going to help the Cubs gain an edge if he can't get any damn
hits! He isn't even trying to lose weight and refuses to take extended
batting practice. All he talks about is farting in the catchers face and
how he's going to eat tons of pepperoni pizza as part of his daily
regiment.
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Anthony needs to focus on hitting the baseball instead of farting in the
catcher's faces to gain an edge. Now if he could combine clutch hitting
with smelly farts, he'd be an unstoppable force!
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I
was watching a Cubs game pre-season game and saw Steve Bartman in the
stands. He was wearing the exact same outfit he did on October 14th,
2003. When Anthony came up to bat he began vigorously jerking off and screaming Anthony's name. This annoyed the other fans in the stand who began pelting him with rocks while chanting "fartman" over and over. Anthony then farted in the catchers face yet again then struck out swinging.
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I recently watched a pre-season game and could see Anthony release a disgusting ass cloud into the catchers face while at bat. Anthony the promptly popped up. I wonder if he could be cited under MLB's strict policy against the use of chemical weapons? The catcher made it through the inning but did not return after that.
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I want Anthony to admit that he's a proud sadomasochist that cries himself to sleep to Taylor Swift every night.
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I want Anthony
to sit on my face in a dumpster and rip a massive pepperoni fart. If I
survive I believe this would be the most erotic moment of my life.
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True,
there was a symposium at Oxford earlier this year where it was debuted.
All the old academics got so excited, in turned into an erotic free for
all!
And maybe I shouldn'y say this, But in Berne, there is rumour
of a unified theory called the 'Steve Anus Constant' That is trying to
do a 4D model of what would happen if Albert Pujols, Alex Rodriguez and Rizzo combined with a Vat of McDonalds milkshake, grapesoda essence and a triple helping of the Taco Bell Saver Menu
If proved correct, this will have many ramifications in the universe of queer theory!
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Damn
that's hot! I have solid information that equation has blown the kinds
of many of the top mathematicians at MIT, Stanford, and the Univeristy
of Chicago!
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What happened to the famous Rizzo equation?
I am studying it for a facet of my further calculus PHD, but cannot find the diagram of it anymore?
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You
know when a serial killer says their victims enjoyed the attention
before they murder them? Thats the vibe I get from this guy. Serial 🔪
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I
was on my way to the Macy's at the Water Tower Place on a Thursday
afternoon a few weeks ago when I decided to stop in the Chicago Public
Library Waterworks branch across the street. I went into the bathroom
and ran into Steve Bartman! He was wearing a Cubs hat and headphones
when he apparently purchased in 1997. When I recognized him, I said,
"Hey butterfingers!" He turned around and smiled at me and said that he
enjoyed the attention. Then he pulled down his sweatpants and asked me
to follow him into a stall for some playtime. So we went into the
stall and he leaned against the wall and asked me to pretend I was an
angry Moises Alou and really give it to him, right in the ass! I
complied and really gave it to him - I was so into it that I didn't hear
the stall door open from the outside. All of a sudden, I was pounding
Bartman's ass when I heard a ridiculously loud belch and felt a blast of
warm air which smelled like a mix of Mountain Dew and pepperoni. The
warm sensation made me climax immediately! I turned around and realized
that it was Anthony Rizzo who had done this to me. Anthony gave me a high five after I pulled out of Bartman and pulled up my pants. Anthony then grabbed Bartman's head and ripped a wet pepperoni fart in his face! Anthony
laughed really hard when he did this and then turned around and took a
piss on Bartman's head before turning around and walking out of the
bathroom with me. Anthony was a great guy and treated me to lunch at the food court in the mall afterward! |
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https://foursquare.com/v/chicago-public-library--water-works-branch/4b86f958f964a5200ea931e3
The
Water Works branch of the Chicago Public Library is great! There are
frequently homeless bums who hang out in the men's room and they will do
just about "anything" for a candy bar or some booze!!
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I checked out that library bathroom today. Thanks for the tip. I did not spot Anthony
or Steve Bartman, but did a fat guy with a guy with a massive Jew fro
in the bathroom. They headed into a stall together and I quickly heard
some loud farts, and some pounding noises followed by a few yells of
zoinks. It was really weird. The Jew fro guy had on those weird multi
colored pants.
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Nice
try, Rookie, but you did not fool anyone. Steve Bartman lives down the
street from me and was over at my place with his tongue in my ass at
7:54:04 GMT on March 6, 2017
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Hey, this is the real Steve Bartman. Any relationship I might have with Anthony is private, so shut your nigger mouths about it, and let us butt f&ck in peace and privacy
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Thanks Vet! I'll be in that area tomorrow and will check out that library. I wonder if I can catch Anthony and Steve Bartman going at it in a stall!
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The
Cubs are having a "fan appreciation" day at Wrigley Field on Monday,
May 1, 2017 during their game against the Phillies. The first 15,000
fans will receive a free warm belch on their anuses by one of the Cubs
starting field position players! I know I will be there and hope to
receive a warm belch on my anus from Anthony or one of Jason Heyward's insanely loud KFC- and grape soda-filled belches on my butthole!
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I mean across the street from the Water Tower Place mall on Pearson
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Fellow
Vet, I heard that gay men are known to hook up in the men's room of the
small public library across the street on Pearson. I once walked into
that men's room and heard some moaning and a loud fart from one of the
stalls - I looked down and saw that there were two dudes in there!
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When Anthony belched into my anus, his warm breath felt so good! It was one of the best experiences of my life!
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I heard that Anthony has come out of the closet and is now dating Steve Bartman!
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Today
I was in Chicago. I went past the Water Tower and heard a loud fart,
then some moaning. When I glanced over I saw Steve Bartman tounging Anthony Rizzo's asshole! Anthony was ripping loud farts and the entire area smelled of pepperoni and ass! Does anyone know if they are a couple?
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Damn Vet that is a hot story! You are one lucky guy. I wish Anthony would belch into my asshole! I would then treat him right and fart in his mouth!
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Anthony
is a great guy! We hooked up a few weeks ago and had a fantastic time.
We met up in a public men's room in Lincoln Park and started making
out while a homeless man slept feet away in a puddle of piss next to a
urinal! When we went to his luxury apartment in Boystown where he
pulled out a tape measure to measure the length of each other's cocks.
We were each about 10 inches long - Anthony has a nice juicy cock which
is as thick as a Pringles can! We also compared anuses - apparently
mine smells worse than his. Anthony said I must not wipe very well and
then grabbed my underwear off the floor and sniffed a skid mark!
Anthony said my butthole was dirty, but that he would get it clean with a
nice tongue bath, like a cat does to clean itself. Anthony proceeded
to give me a sloppy rim job and even belched on my anus, which made me
cum instantly! We then walked over the Taco Bell near Wrigley and
farted in the faces of the staff, which they loved! Anthony really
serviced my penis and ass needs yesterday
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If I receive anymore updates, I'll be sure to let you know!! (ROOKIE.)
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Guys
did you hear the news? I heard this forum crew was spotted behind Steve
Bartmens house holding a seance in my honor like the teenage girls on
now and then. I heard there were pictures of my face plaster
everywhere!! Omgosh. I heard vet was so angry that he ripped his shirt
off and started screaming why won't you love me in the streets of
Chicago!!!
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Rookie what are these "journal entries " to which you refer? Nobody even knows to what you refer!
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What
is going on here? I normally prefer to quietly remain in the background
, but it is time for me to speak up. This is Steve Bartman. Rookie,
your annoying "look at me, I need attention" posts really need to stop.
They are really affecting Anthony in a bad way. Anthony frequently looks
at the posts in this forum while I jerk his cock and lick his sweaty
asshole. However, he had trouble climaxing twice last week and I think
it was because he lost his focus when he saw your pointless posts.
Anthony has played at near -MVP level for the past two year- please
don't do anything detrimental to cause him to lose his focus
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Vet
I have it on good authority that you have constructed a statute of me
that resides in the middle of your living room and you kneel/cry around
it every night around this hour screaming why won't rook love me. Please
confirm, is that you and your keypad warrior crew?!
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Vet literally nobody cares. Go cry to your mommy of save it for your pillow. You seem like a very sad little man! 😭🌧😭🌧😭
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This
is Anthony Rizzo. I suffer from a deep obsession for Rookie. So much so
that I do creepy things like copy here tweets onto an online forum for
her attention, write 20 journal entries about her, and pretty much just
fixate on her day and night. I can't help it. I've never met a woman so
unbelievably sensational before. I've called POTUS and suggested that we
night her Princess Rook. Still waiting to hear back. Gotta go. I hear
my mom calling for our daily stalker therapy session. I'll catch you
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Thanks
Anthony! I come in here to jerk off as well. To often as of late I find
that Rook has cluttered up the board with inane posts.
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This
is Anthony Rizzo. I come here every day after a game or practice, pull
down my pants, and rub one out while reading the hot posts. However,
recently I have been distracted by the rambling posts of the rookie.
Rookie, you need to stop posting in the Sucks forum! Go post in the
Dirt forum
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Rookie,
formally known as Vet. I have it on good authority that you were
spotted in a taco bell crying, screaming, and throwing darts at a
picture of me. Please confirm, was that you AGAIN?!
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Yes
rookie. That's me!! How did you guess!? Ugh. You're really on to me.
Ugh like I said. I guess this level of hate is just comes with the
territory of being so fly. Ugh. Another day, another obsessive post. Do
you keep them in a leather bound journal with my face on it? Be honest
here...
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Whiny
complaining rookie below has revealed that her desperate need for
attention stems from her parents disliking her as a child. Her father
paid more attention to her brother than her, which makes her hate the
gay community and over eat to the point that she has severe weight
problems and back issues. Her poor skin tone is a result of spending
copious amounts of time indoors, eating cupcakes and begging for
attention. I have it on good information that nobody knows or cares who
rookie is, nor does anybody other than her imaginary boyfriend follow
her twitter, as she has nothing useful or remotely interesting to say.
Rookie also struggles with incontinence and soils herself frequently,
hence her dislike of any feces related stories. Someone help rookie
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my
wife and i want to hook up with anthony. she will wear a strap-on and
do him in the ass while anthony sucks me off. during this encounter Kris
Bryant will press his bare ass against anthony's face and rip ass while
manager joe maddon cheers us on
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What do you mean by, "your GM was out taking BP"
Do
you seriously think that a professional baseball player or owner is
posting gay fantasies here about Anthony Rizzo? You really believe
that???
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But
you clearly get off on it in some mute sicko sadistic way, so I'm just
as bad for responding. Vet do me a favor. Go find a new victim to pray
on. Victim has never really been my thing.
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If
you don't know or care about my twitter accounts, stop posting direct
quotes from my twitter account and we'll all be good! Life is so short,
after all. You know?!
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You
should use this energy on your family. They deserve better. You're
embarrassing your entire organization to the point that your GM was out
taking BP. Stop stalking/obsessing over me. Its creepy.
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This
is Steve Anus, the General Counsel for GLAAD. It has come to my
attention that someone posting as Rookie and now Sophomore has been
harassing members of the gay community on this forum for some time now.
Rookier/Sophomore, your of hatred and terror needs to end immediately.
This isn't 1950 anymore - gay people do have rights now. You may not
agree with our value system, but it is our legal right to post gay
fantasies about Anthony Rizzo and other people on this forum. The days
of gays being relegated to the closet are over and American turned the
page to become a more open and welcoming society many years ago. If a
gay fan wants to tell Anthony that he wants to rip off his uniform and
jock strap, lick his sweaty ball bag, and then turn around and take a
smelly dump on Anthony's face, then I (and most of America), have no
problem with this fantasy being written in this forum.
Rookie, you
should leave imemdiately as you have never written anything of value
about Anthony or baseball in general. Instead, you are all about
yourself, fabricating stories of being harassed on Twitter even though
nobody here reads your Twitter feed. In fact, you are so desperate for
attention that you actually post images of your own Twitter posts here
for some unknown, yet annoying reason, possibly in a desperate act to
get attention. You really need to seek psychological help as something
is mentally wrong with you. Please leave and never return to this forum
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You should try focusing on that instead of a random stranger your mad won't give you the time of day.
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You
come here every day telling me to loathe myself when I LOVE LOVE LOVE
myself. The saying is true: If you're pointing out the flaws in others,
its because you see them in yourself. I'm perfectly happy. You on the
other hand seem very aggressively disturbed. You have a good life. You
shpd try
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Vet
you come here talking about rape, beating animals, and antagonizing
random strangers. I come here happier than a pretty pretty princess
laughing at your stupidity. Who self-loathes now? Come on. I think
you're embarrassed of what this has done to your reputation, so you come
here trying to restart the issue to mitigate how foolish society thinks
you are. Not your paid PR team. Real life society.
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I
am a practicing psychiatrist. Rookie below clearly suffers from
self-pity, self-loathing and chronic bouts of depression and mood
swings. Rookie's negative body image and self-hate likely causes these
outbursts along with the eating disorders and occasional self harm.
Rookie acts overly happy to mask the true sadness, and lashes out at the
gay community as an outlet for the pain. Rookie must seek help
immediately or implode. Good day
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Happy day!!! 👏💃🕺👏🕺💃👏🕺💃👏🕺💃
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Vet
I don't mention once. Yet you mention or reference me every single day.
Nobody cares about YOU. What did you say your name was? Anthony?
Hunter? I don't know any of those people. I'm glad to hear this is your
position. So if you don't care, stop referencing me & my twitter
& we literally never have to deal with each other again. Hallaluha!!
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Sophomore,
nobody cares about you here. If anything, you are the one doing the
stalking, not us! You clearly hate gay men and hate charges against you
for online harassment may be warranted.
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The
I don't know or care who you are argument carries no power when your
entire communal trash board is dedicated to me. If I wanted one of these
boards in my honor, I'd commission my own. So please stop making yours
about me. We're live our life a different way. It seems your jealous of
that so you're trying to drag us to you're level. Its never going to
work. Were worry free and unbreakable boo boo.
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Ive
been trying to take it elsewhere for months. Maybe you should advise
your husband or boyfriend to focus on you and your family instead of
obsessing over me all day. I'm just filing a police report. They'll get
it to stop. Thank you very much. Have a great day!!
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Are
you one of the wives whos husbands come here to obsessively document
about? Do they joke about raping you? Is this the example you want them
to set for your children?
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I'm not sure what @ shit @ shit @ shit means.
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Soph
@ 49:54 nobody knows or cares who you are. It's unclear what you're
upset about but whatever it is you should take it elsewhere. IF you
don't like what's being posted here, then go read a magazine or
something, or beat on your pet to release your anger. You are unhealthy,
angry, lonely, and shit, and to shit you must return
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You're
a violent mentally challenged little man, or men. I'm just letting the
authorities handle it moving forward. You need mental help.
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I'm
filing a police report in the morning. I've let it go far enough out of
respect for people around you that have nothing to do with it.
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I've
had enough. I'm filing a police report tomorrow. I tried to let it die
down, but I'm you literally have no life. Police report it is.
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But
then again my BF doesn't partake in dairying about rape and poop
either, so I guess I'm just lucky to have one of the good ones. WAY TO
SET THE BAR HIGH BABY!! #iluvhim 🌧🌧🌧
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Jess
attempt to eat bean-pie straight from the floor like mimicking a dog.
She then applaud as Anthony Rizzo inserts an entire pepperoni stick
unbroken into his anus. He then withdraws it swiftly and unexpectedly
his bowels empty onto Jess, who weeps with joy and calls her obese bf to
dump him so she becomes a cheerleader full time for gay activities
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I feel sorry for your wives/girlfriends. This would never fly in my relationship. Run, girls. Run.
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So
you don't know who I am, yet you took the time to stalk my twitter,
come here & mimic my tweet to secure my attention? Vet are you on
drugs?! Lol you frighten me. But I feel sorry for you so have at it.
Just know there are resources out there if you ever decide to seek help.
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If you're taking the time to mimic my tweets you not only care, you're obsessed with way too much time on your hands.
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So why did you just mimic my tweet for my attention?? I'm so confused. I know you're slow, but think about it and LMK.
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Is
Rookie supposed to be "Jess" or pretending to be her? Nobody here knows
or even cares who Jess is, so STOP posting! This is a QUEERS-ONLY
forum. If you don't want to teabag Anthony or have a sword fight in Kris
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Jess seems like she would enjoy a good bean pie
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Rook
how dare you sully this board once again! I came here to jerk off to
some hot Judge Wapner related spank material and instead my eyes were
offended by your nonsensical garbage posts. Please go away.
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Here let me help you out with that reference. Your efforts DESERVE it. (See what I did there?)
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Life isn't short to the brainless to whom time is a flat circle. I can tell you that for sure.
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Vet
I'm willing to help you. I will email you an entire list of productive
things you could do other than stalk me. Then maybe you could take the
lost to your mommy, review it with her, and chose one that fits best for
you. There's just so many beautiful things out there!! You should try
them!!
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Yes.
Its true. Vet dreams of me every single night. I'm not sure what I did
to embark that clingy stalker type love from him, but I'm not surprised
given how amazing and beautiful I am. Ugh. Guess it comes with the
territory of being pure perfection.
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Tonight
I hope I dream of Judge Wapner and Rusty pulling a train on Anthony. I
would wake up in a puddle of jizz! It would be so hot if Judge Wapner
was ass slamming Anthony and beating him on the head with his gavel
causing Anthony to bite Rusty's dick!
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Vet
that would have been so hot. I always found Judge Wagner to be sexy. I
could see that Rusty the Baliff had a thing for him as he would look at
him with lust. If only our time on earth wasn't so short the good judge
and Rusty would have spitroast Anthony many times.
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I
saw that Judge Wagner from The People's Court died last week at 97
years of age. It's a shame as I was hoping that he and Rusty the Bailiff
would pull a train on Anthony while Bill Murray ate popcorn and watched
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I
don't know any fanatic, but he must be gay! Homosexuality is the wave
of the future- we are out and proud. This board alone is probably at
least 95% queer
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Damn
Rook you just asked the question of the century! I always took that as a
loop, but now you have blown my mind with your question. It is very
possible that is one record breaking two hour long ass blast!
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Hey
vet, that 2 hour Chuck Berry video you provided, is it a loop, or do
you have it on good authority that it is one continuous recording?
Also, I need to speak to the uploader, 'sbtbfanatic'!
He sounds pretty queer! Doyou have any info on him??!
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I would pay good money to see Anthony suck off a CHUD! |
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i
want to jerk off into Anthony's mouth for good luck. blowing a load
into his mouth is like throwing a coin into a wishing well fountain
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I
wish Anthony would grow a little rat tail. I also wish he would let me
take a dump in his mouth, then wipe my ass with that rat tail!
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I am glad that someone posted a pic of a CHUD here. I could see Anthony sucking off a CHUD!
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This is Anthony Rizzo. I want to shit into Rook's mouth and then piss on his face |
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